When Cringelords Believe They're Badass

[@odinsonthered9226]

“I can say whatever I want it’s freedom of speech.” A minute later “they can’t talk to me like that.” Genius

[@johnf.kennedy3175]

Rules for thee but not for me.

[@kazsdoesntlikemovies3253]

Free speech only applies when I’m allowed to say what I want to other people. When someone stands up to me for being an asshole, then I’m the victim. Logic.

[@Indigorhob]

Most people seem to love expressing their freedom of speech while forgetting that consequences are a thing that comes with freedom

[@alkatraz706]

@@Indigorhob like being cancelled from social media? 🤣

[@dmwanderer9454]

@@alkatraz706 Like being fired from your job or losing other opportunities because employers also have the right to not hire deplorable people they don't like. Consequence.

[@Jenninka]

The dude defending the 15 year old is more alpha than the other guy will ever be

[@elizabethwojcik1620]

Legendary shrigma male

[@kaiwontwin]

fr he's awesome

[@kaiwontwin]

@storm ferguson wocky slush

[@shkmru3]

I wish i was there, then again im 5'11 with broad shoulders, i dont want to fight but id rather prevent anything from happening.

[@cdrom887]

He says he’d “destroy” the biker “so easy”… But scoliosis destroyed this man way long before he started cussing out teenagers & picking fights with bikers in the starbucks parking lot. Every villain has an origin story.

[@Phatazzbetch]

"Alpha, beta, who cares? Just smoke some weed or something." This is why I love you Elvis

[@Acheron666]

I’m smoking weed right now……I currently have Chocolope, AK-47, lemon punch and amnesia haze. I’m currently smoking a joint containing Chocolope….The joint has been coated with RSO and then rolled in amnesia haze pollen. As Borat would say “It nice…I like.”

[@IaintStoopid]

@@Acheron666 i’m giving you attention, you can stop now

[@Acheron666]

@@IaintStoopid Who asked? I was replying to the OP……Nobody mentioned you and nobody wants your attention.

[@tawnystone1292]

The World WOULD be a better place if 99% of the total World Population smoked more weed👍

[@Acheron666]

@@tawnystone1292 Billy Brock needs to smoke weed and chill out.

[@gilgaloregames1066]

"my 32 year old man body sure taught that 15 year old a lesson" lol

[@legomancb12]

Context only makes that sentence worse

[@rear5118]

32? This guy was more like 50

[@amberlytheharpyqueen]

Such a tough guy 😒

[@alangutierrez9359]

@@amberlytheharpyqueen stfu soft supple soy boy 😒 (this is a joke btw😂)

[@amberlytheharpyqueen]

@@alangutierrez9359 lol but last time I checked I was in possession of female genitalia since birth. ( Lol I know but thank for clarifying 😆)

[@FTZPLTC]

Fun fact: "I'm a good guy, but you never want to see the Devil inside" is just merch for the movie The Devil Inside.

[@Brucifer2]

As a side note, that f*cking movie was such a god damn let down.

[@FTZPLTC]

@@Brucifer2 - tbh I didn't mind it. I think the website thing at the end pissed people off a lot more than it really should've. But it is still basically a worse version of The Taking Of Deborah Logan.

[@Brucifer2]

@@FTZPLTC I completely forgot about the website at the end and now i hate that movie even more than my memory previously allowed me lol. I never went to the site though, what was on it?

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

@UCQkeyEVaCVeemIa6W4jeNNg looked that up and wow what a piece of shit. Room had to be full of fart smelling, yes men executives to pass that idea through. Cutting the ending to our movie short to immediatly take them out of their immersion and force them to Google vague stuff on a dumb website sounds like an amazing idea.

[@FTZPLTC]

@@Brucifer2 - Nothing amazing, just a load of stuff about the film.

[@mechaniclad32]

Beta males-> alpha males-> early acces males-> full release males. And that's a fact

[@viscountrainbows6452]

I'm partial to patch-update males but DLC males I have yet to make up my mind on

[@mechaniclad32]

@@viscountrainbows6452 what about modded males

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

What about pirated males?

[@Mfn_Tagilla]

Collectors Edition Males are Godlike

[@mandela7147]

shouldnt beta males come before the full release males according to the male release cycle?

[@froggyboi5545]

Adults who just want a power trip by yelling and intimidating teenagers are literally some of the most insecure and immature ppl out there. Like get a hobby pleaseeeee

[@korybant8409]

It depends on what the teenagers were doing. If they were actually being abusive threatening and dangerous, it would be acceptable or at least understandable.

[@bloof5455]

Bionic: **breathes** Elvis: Elvis: **WHEEZE**

[@moxiemaxie3543]

I watch to hear Elvis laugh

[@knightns]

@@moxiemaxie3543 me too honestly 😂😂 and to hear Bionic's jokes too

[@big_sea]

yes

[@SirDawkster]

Elvis's laugh is contagious.

[@grizzlyowlbear3538]

I've never understood why it's considered manly to intentionally injure yourself. Like yeah dude you're such a stud but which one of us has an intact hand AND wall?

[@cherry9787]

Anger issues lead to domestic violence and that's SUCH a turn on 😍😍😍 ~~idk either man~~

[@samuelsmith5400]

Comrade

[@marinazolotic4347]

I’m sure the teen witch will be facepalming all through her 30’s for this. My god the self-importantance! Baby girl, not everyone is “staring at you”, most people are just getting on with their day. You’re probably staring at them and they’re staring back at you, simple. Channel the powers of "self reflection", and utilise "the cloak of maturity".

[@xoticbell]

I live in Ottawa (Canada), so of course it's really damn cold. Every winter at my middle school it was like a challenge to see who could last longest outside without a jacket. I've never understood why wanting to be warm and avoiding winter viruses was a pussy move lmao.

[@EarthboundX]

Kids are dumb, lol.

[@xoticbell]

@sprock yeah idc u know what I meant anyways. Plus viruses do spread easier in cold weather.

[@TheKayasto]

the cold is made up nonsense being lobbied by the coat companies to sell you more coats! don't believe their lies! /s

[@mwur6190]

And not getting hypothermia

[@radfatdaddy4169]

The only time I went without a jacket in cold weather is if the elderly woman supervising us during fire drills was in need of a coat. If she had one, the next person to be offered was the gal I was sweet on. If she didn't need it, it went to whoever accepted it first, with apologies to anyone else. Granted, I was big enough that two people could huddle together, and often did.

[@Claypidgeon162]

4:52 That's not a hunchback. That's all the extra muscle he hides behind him so you never see it coming.

[@Sours56]

Pretty sure the "I came into this world screaming and covered in someone else's blood..." line was from an old tumblr post. I don't think the guy from that tiktok KNOWS that, though, which makes it extra cringe. Probably saw it on a fb minion meme or something lmao

[@flinchfu]

Holy shit, SO DID I. Yeah I'm a badass too.

[@localcryptid42]

I’m pretty sure it came from the show Vikings

[@mzadro7]

Shrigma sounds like the name of a Hindu diety, further proving the superiority of shrigmas

[@AshiwiZuni]

Shrigma sounds like ligma. Shrigma balls.

[@mzadro7]

@@AshiwiZuni hell yeah BABYYY

[@idonteatspiders2986]

Smegma's cousin

[@jonathanbrown5747]

Shrussy*

[@mzadro7]

@@idonteatspiders2986 oh shit

[@avalennear5173]

These remind me of little kids lifting two chairs at once to get girls attention

[@ThePrinceHerb]

At church too😂 rolled up collared long sleeves😎

[@OhWowThatsDumb]

Idk man, that actually is pretty bad ass

[@selenarivas436]

Lifting 2 chairs in both hands to put them away to prove you're the alpha

[@lexorwhatever4940]

Me, except I tried to get anyone's attention because I was a an attention-seeker child.

[@tobyjohn4682]

I feel attacked.

[@socialus5689]

My brother did that, punched a hole in his door just so he could brag about it. Very cool, anger issues is definitely an alpha male trait.

[@KiomonDuck]

My stepbrother did that to a fridge and broke his hand. I made sure he knew he was a moron when he told the story to people.

[@socialus5689]

@@KiomonDuck Good riddance

[@KiomonDuck]

@@socialus5689 yeah he was that " I smoke and fight and punch fridges" kinda wannabe cool guy

[@socialus5689]

@@KiomonDuck Yeah.. i know plenty of that type. let's just hope they come to the realisation that it's incredibly cringy.

[@arandomuser8364]

to be an alpha male you must physically endanger those around you due to your insecurities and fragile ego. 😎

[@mandoanimations9056]

Everyone has one of these at school.

[@24xxmonkeyxx42]

Ha i never had one my social anxiety and fear of disapprovement made me not have that faze

[@kadewello9001]

My old friend group was like this lmao

[@ECWPlays]

There was this one kid in my Middle School who acted like a badass. He punched me in the arm because he thought I was a white supremacist (Because of my shirt having the circle hand on it). But when the teachers called his parents, he bawled his supossedly "bad ass" off. Needless to say, nobody in the class he was in thought he was a badass.

[@barbararab6390]

@@24xxmonkeyxx42 same

[@benjitb2955]

Do not bash the sacred art of bag holding, that is how gods were born!

[@amberlytheharpyqueen]

I dunno about most women but that's how I knew my husband was a keeper 😆

[@MegalordMarcus]

During that hunchback clip I saw the FreshCo sign behind him and was like "Aw fuck, he's Canadian"

[@markzuckerberg4466]

ofc hes canadian

[@caffynater6037]

The accents didn't give it away? I immediately was like 'oh no these are my people'

[@bayonetababe9697]

So the stereotype is wrong huh? Canadian’s aren’t nice 24/7? Nice that one of them wasn’t ours. I’m sure the rest were Americans.

[@theywalkinguptoyouand4060]

Oh shit i thouggt he was american

[@FKintheCoffee101]

the SIGN? those guys had the thickest west coast accents i've ever heard!

[@stevensalad8125]

All these pretentious machos... Meanwhile Shrigma: "You cannot kill me in a way that matters"

[@5H4NKTH35HARK]

Shroomgra Shregma

[@GuerovaTheGreat]

"Know this.. I came into this world SCREAMING and covered in BLOOD! from another human being!" Ironically this sound something TF2 soldier would totally say.

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

I can hear it so perfectly.

[@siddiq069]

"I'm a badass so I must tell everyone that I'm a badass"

[@nerdycatmum]

I like how 'Tyler' says that stuff and his avatar is of Itachi Uchiha, who is literally the opposite of that.

[@adrianr2626]

it's an ahs quote but it's still edgy and dumb as shit 💀

[@willowblackwater2850]

I do the grocery bag thing bc my grandma tries to help even though she's not supposed to be lifting things. Also it's fun lol

[@sadpotato3386]

That's wholesome 💛

[@selenarivas436]

Losing the circulation in your fingers and wrists bc you dont wanna walk back to the car

[@kadoharp]

I do it because I'm lazy and dont want to take several trips lmao

[@Khornecussion]

Eh, it's also a good way to get in a tiny bit of exercise every other day if you don't have a ton of time. Just helping family with groceries. It really isn't MUCH exercise, but every little bit is good for your body. ^^

[@Darty2590]

The most cringe was the weirrd powerful Witch.

[@wintermoon7003]

Oh I know! She can't do Jack shit! Ugh, it's OK to roleplay as a child and pretend to be a witch, but as an adult of its not acting... they need to get professional help at that point because obviously something is wrong with them, like low self esteem or something along those lines.

[@amberlytheharpyqueen]

I knew girls like her in highschool. In 10 years she's going to be living in a run down apartment, 20 I'll kept cats, surrounded by garbage and muttering to herself how we are all so jealous of her powers. How I wish I was joking 😑

[@Darty2590]

@@amberlytheharpyqueen Same, or she will have childrens and create a bigger problem, by having children that will too, believe that they posses powers... Such a problem.. I hate to say it, but dam I wish ppl were smarter..

[@amberlytheharpyqueen]

@@Darty2590 I do too. Oh god I really hope she didn't breed.

[@Darty2590]

@@amberlytheharpyqueen Hopefully, in the mean time, I'll go draw and do stuff and hope to never see her childs.

[@Claypidgeon162]

13:00 That tattoo looks like a Mad magazine fold-in if they forgot to fill in the middle portion

[@theywalkinguptoyouand4060]

Like in that simpsons episode when marge was in prison

[@Supergroceryshopper]

I use a laundry basket to carry in all my groceries at once.

[@velazquezarmouries]

That's intelligent i made steel handles so i can carry them all at once

[@KiomonDuck]

I can't afford more then 2 bags of food at any givin time. So I win the brining in the grocery awards👍 I'm not joking by the way.

[@16Fishwrap16]

giga brain

[@lokilaufeyson2537]

@@KiomonDuck you are a mega Chad. Congratulations. I too am similarly broke.

[@KiomonDuck]

@@lokilaufeyson2537 we are all Mega Broke Chads winning by being dirt poor. But don't worry things might get better with time though probably not.

[@epilepsyboi929]

Born a beta, live an alpha, and die a sigma. All my homies love sigmas

[@HUNTR11]

@Charne Dalton an overwatch character

[@Kitschune24]

@Charne Dalton A letter in the Greek alphabet Σ, σ

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

Someone once said that the alpha beta shit was just astrology for insecure men and I can’t stop thinking about how right that is

[@thequincy_]

11:53 this guy's voice is sick. He could definitely be some kind of VA for a character, especially with the ephasis he puts behind each word. LMAO.

[@Brucifer2]

This goes double seeing as hes already reading off things someone else wrote.

[@Lodetchko]

15:37 is a quote from American Horror Story: Murder House, doesnt make it any less edgy, but thought I would share my knowledge

[@theangrydweller1002]

The Indians are definitely getting a heavy influence from Bollywood

[@kingbachthethird7362]

Binema Production

[@TheKayasto]

no shit sherlock. bollywood is india's hollywood. it's literally part of their culture already. they aren't just now being inspired lmao

[@Khornecussion]

@@TheKayasto He's saying that they, much like our variant of incels... are unable to cope with " This is a movie. It's not reality. " " This is reality. It's not a movie. " It's that crap. Same stuff.

[@localcryptid42]

@@TheKayasto it’s the same like iamverybadass teenagers thinking they’re Hollywood badass movie stars, yk?

[@JohnGalt916]

These guys are so prevalent I made a joke about how Chris chans voice makes me want to swing wildly into a crowd. And someone actually took me serious and said iamverybadass. I was like way to take a joke. If I was a bad ass I wouldn't know who Chris was. Lol.

[@chrishahn3834]

Did you post this same comment on another one of their videos? I swear to christ I've read this exact post before.

[@unclestone8406]

We who increase in knowledge, increase in sorrow. Also beer. Much beer. Helps balance the "knowledge" out.

[@charleshultgren7804]

Chris cant violently assault a crowd though. He can only violently assault his mother

[@secretservice469]

"But just know EhEHhe That YOU are just FEEDING. Me. More power. That's all." Feel like the "eheheh" ruined it like she should work on her villain laugh just sayin'

[@Jenninka]

It feels like she wrote a script and then recorded herself reading it. She either practiced it way too much or not at all

[@drhappyninja]

The smirk makes me die. Main character syndrome is real

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

If you close your eyes it sounds like a friend sitting next to her just randomly showed her a good meme and she took a quick second to react to it

[@merkfoolsallday]

The country song playing behind the crazy guy was saying something about “if you ain’t from here” and I couldn’t make out the rest😂😂

[@romannoodle9122]

i love this channel because it gives me more of the boys.

[@SOUL-KING-93]

Girl: 👿

[@mechaniclad32]

Exactly

[@RyujinRoninReach]

When cringelords think they’re based

[@zachschannel5767]

I’ve been watching both of you separately for months this is the collab I’ve always wanted but never knew existed until just now

[@mango3078]

As someone of the Wiccan community - I think I can say for all of us that we don’t claim little miss “Imma practicing witch, don’t fuck with me, babygirl.”

[@jasondynamite]

5:05 "I can say what the fuck I want, its called Cream of Speech."

[@squeezydoot]

This is the kind of crap I thought was the coolest at 12 years old

[@Bacon__SteezBurger]

The super badass fighting cringelords always immediately makes me start thinking of the “let me at em! let me at em, I say! Oooo let me at em!!” looney tunes shit

[@SapienSafari]

“Okay, calm down, Tyler.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@funkyX000]

you can tell he's acting tough and hasnt planned ahead cuz he calls the cops then goes and threatens assault like what did you want an audience? lmfao

[@RasnakJS]

9:45 I love watching Elvis' face grow into disgust

[@kittenlord2369]

When the girl that thought she was a witch, I was preparing to fall over in my chair.

[@athens.z]

who needs a winter coat when you’ve got nothing but pure testosterone keeping you warm 😤

[@alyssia777]

It's funny how the "you're not that guy" dude tried so hard to be intimidating... with his hands stuck in his freaking pockets lol.

[@totalmetaljacket789]

Overweight boomer, truly horrifying.

[@pancake4061]

There are two wolves inside of me. One is addicted to meth. The other is addicted to meth. I am addicted to meth.

[@razorpanic]

I hate how ingrained the "I kill who I like" speech from AHS is in my brain

[@KitAE0]

Oh my god yes! 😂😂 I heard the first sentence and I just shook my head knowing it was a Tate quote

[@lforlost131]

I was watching this, and when my brother saw me watching at 11:30 , he said "yay I love duck dynasty"

[@THATRANDOMDUDE99999]

Idk why people refer to one wolf as alpha even though it is very much true in the wild that there is 1 alpha male and 1 alpha female, and those 2 take care of the pups. In fact, every wolf contributes to a pack. It's odd, most canines are very social. Maybe a tiger would be more fitting? They're pretty solitary

[@wajmgirl]

“I can say what I want it’s freedom of speech!” Same guy: “you don’t get to talk to me like that you little punk.”

[@neonredhex]

"Trust me, you're not that guy, pal. YOU'RE NOT THAT GUY!" "No, are you?" "Absolutely!"

[@_The_Worst_]

Some people ain't about that action...💁🏻 That's why they have their keyboards...💯✔ That's the only place where some individuals can be "badass"...👌🏼

[@joshuataft5541]

True .first good comment I've seen yet

[@ren.67]

what's with the emojis

[@jaytheghoul1245]

15:29 Did “Tyler” just use Tates line from American Horror Story (Murder House) for himself, to make himself sound cool? What has this world come to?

[@meokilia]

As a pagan.... we don't claim that 'witch'

[@BloodMarket]

People thinking witch craft is casting spells and damning people to hell hurts my soul. Bruh its just alternative medicine, no joke.

[@NeloBladeOfRanni]

Except spell casting is a actual part of witch craft. It's not just "alternative medicine"

[@lolpwner789]

Seeing shit like this in the open is fantastic. It's even better when two grown men yell at each other threatening each other but never even fighting. It's like that video of two dogs barking on either side of a fence and when it opens they act normal

[@Zuthuria]

9:50 She's a real witch.. like.. WHO DAFUQ DRINKS STARBUCKS WHILST CHEWING GUM?!?

[@Bandit74100]

holy shit bionicpig sounded a lot like master chief when reading the "supple, soft soyboy" line.

[@fairiewinterbee]

the fact that he got the screaming in blood quote from a memeeeeee A MEME

[@thekroomfster]

yeah i'm violent and unstable, and a threat to those around me. that makes me cool and admirable, right?

[@Zarnirox]

Real confidence is quiet. Insecurity needs to constantly assert itself.

[@rickyricardo2280]

11:41 that would actually be a sick line under different circumstances

[@ZetaCancri]

So, if he came out of his mother bloody and screaming, I would imagine going in the same way would be rather difficult.

[@Mr.ShyGuy96]

You shouldn't have skipped that video of the hunch back guy. In the middle of the video he does a "kick" and says he can drop the guy with it. It's funny and sad at the same time.

[@nioh2787]

Like Larry lawton says ''it's the quiet ones you're worried about"

[@deadpoolnerd]

Ya know ironically the more respectable and "manly" thing rather than try to be badass or hit walls or nothing actually talking and be like hey I'm mad or I'm sad this is why.

[@totalmetaljacket789]

Emotional stability is manly as fuck yo.

[@charl3yd33]

15:26 oh god we're not done quoting Murder House lmao

[@Sweegan7]

It hurts.

[@kyle9431oilers]

Oh boy that former soldier doing his best WWE promo.

[@Lizzoncker]

15:29 i love the American horror story line it fits so well with his profile picture.

[@chavothemouse6687]

I go back and watch this channel every now and then to remind me of better times

[@RobertoGarcia-fc6ke]

I remember one day I went to a supermarket w/ my mom (I'm 14) and saw a Karen (about in her late 40's w/ the Karen haircut) screaming at the top of her Chain-smoking lungs about a mask while my landlord (WW2 vet, a chill dude that needs one of those oxygen tanks to breathe) was at the cash register with a mask. (For context about why our landlord was with us, the daughter that takes care of him was at a work meeting and needed someone to take care of him, and he never leaves the house, so we took him with us and the lady was chill about it)

[@Nouta1]

Ah yes, the black eye that lasts a couple days... as opposed to the 5 minute black eye

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

"This is real life", he said, on Reddit

[@samsalamander8147]

I’m going to try to work that into saying to someone today “ Your not that guy”.

[@xPluhs]

Bro whenever Elvis starts dying laughing it’s so funny

[@croc3862]

11:54 dude was probably mowing his commander's grass

[@justvibing1889]

“That guy” dude finna looked like Mr Stay Puft and sounded like he was a teen trying to sound like an adult lmao

[@giveluminacat10nobles21]

"Freedom of speech" OH NO THE CONSEQUENCES OF YELLING AT PEOPLE

[@Jenacide]

Gone out in the cold without a coat? Bro... You ever snowboard in shorts and a T? 😎

[@talibnunnally1531]

Most real tough guys don't even know it

[@blueripper1558]

R/imabadass: takes off coat in winter Canadians, Russians: pathetic

[@hildahilda1823]

That “you’re not that guy” dude is 95% of the white men I serve every night. The amount of restraint it takes to keep from spitting in their food is overwhelming

[@cherry9787]

I don't even wanna know what establishment those types of people go to. How can anyone walk around like they got something to prove to total strangers?

[@hildahilda1823]

@@cherry9787 lol it’s like a country themed restaurant/bar and surprisingly a lot of middle aged men once they get a drink or two in them

[@ThePrinceHerb]

You ALWAYS drop a 🔥 video before I go to work and I love you both for that❤️

[@cloclo5290]

11:54 As a marine, we don't claim him.

[@ironnordegraf]

I just wanna see someone call their bluff. That's the funniest shit ever, 💯 confidence to zero in an instant

[@Shawnsatisfiedwife]

Maybe miss witch can conjure herself a decent wig some day.

[@TimeForDunston]

13:32 Not every fight ends with "just a black eye that will heal in a couple days" some fights end in serious injury or even death. If you knock someone out outside the club and they fall and split their skull open on the sidewalk, or asphalt and die you end up in prison. There was a guyi knew who got into a fight while out clubbing one night and the guy who punched him shattered his entire eye socket and messed his face up to the point that, even after surgery he never looked the same. Striking someone in the face or head with a closed fist is assault and could easily cause a lot of bad stuff to happen, something much worse than "just a black eye that will heal in 2 days"

[@blackdragon5274]

Anyone that believes they're a witch, please prove it to me by making money appear in my wallet.

[@youniquelyerika7003]

Ok the Marine sounded like he was getting all hyped while listening to K-Ci and JoJo’s greatest hits

[@Mrs_Sugar_Min]

I'm going to get an angel wings tat on my back in memory of all love ones I have lost.😊

[@unculturedcult20]

the girl at 9:22 gives me major Dwight Shrute from the office vibes

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

You just know that the bearded dude had some metal playing in his ears to get himself so hyped

[@maskedhobo]

That dude needs some milk, osteoporosis is killing em.

[@harlanpendaz9694]

9:54 she's holding her mouth sideways while talking like sonic the hedgehog 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@snowberriesproductions7175]

11:24 why does he sound like that guy that thinks the water is turning the frogs gay

[@Bonklyboi]

These manly men can't beat high blood pressure. 👌

[@rissieholifield2322]

Bro the witch chick is literally my cringy older sister

[@PeachFlavoredKaiju]

I'm so sorry