When Cringelords Believe They're Badass

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[@odinsonthered9226]

“I can say whatever I want it’s freedom of speech.” A minute later “they can’t talk to me like that.” Genius

[@mechaniclad32]

Beta males-> alpha males-> early acces males-> full release males. And that's a fact

[@FTZPLTC]

Fun fact: "I'm a good guy, but you never want to see the Devil inside" is just merch for the movie The Devil Inside.

[@Jenninka]

The dude defending the 15 year old is more alpha than the other guy will ever be

[@avalennear5173]

These remind me of little kids lifting two chairs at once to get girls attention

[@mandoanimations9056]

Everyone has one of these at school.

[@grizzlyowlbear3538]

I've never understood why it's considered manly to intentionally injure yourself. Like yeah dude you're such a stud but which one of us has an intact hand AND wall?

[@xoticbell]

I live in Ottawa (Canada), so of course it's really damn cold. Every winter at my middle school it was like a challenge to see who could last longest outside without a jacket. I've never understood why wanting to be warm and avoiding winter viruses was a pussy move lmao.

[@Darty2590]

The most cringe was the weirrd powerful Witch.

[@benjitb2955]

Do not bash the sacred art of bag holding, that is how gods were born!

[@Phatazzbetch]

"Alpha, beta, who cares? Just smoke some weed or something."

[@gilgaloregames1066]

"my 32 year old man body sure taught that 15 year old a lesson" lol

[@bloof5455]

Bionic:

[@froggyboi5545]

Adults who just want a power trip by yelling and intimidating teenagers are literally some of the most insecure and immature ppl out there. Like get a hobby pleaseeeee

[@marinazolotic4347]

I’m sure the teen witch will be facepalming all through her 30’s for this. My god the self-importantance! Baby girl, not everyone is “staring at you”, most people are just getting on with their day. You’re probably staring at them and they’re staring back at you, simple. Channel the powers of "self reflection", and utilise "the cloak of maturity".

[@Claypidgeon162]

4:52

[@stevensalad8125]

All these pretentious machos...

[@socialus5689]

My brother did that, punched a hole in his door just so he could brag about it.

[@mzadro7]

Shrigma sounds like the name of a Hindu diety, further proving the superiority of shrigmas

[@GattiJuanIgnacio]

"Know this.. I came into this world SCREAMING and covered in BLOOD! from another human being!"