This Marine's MOS Was "JUST TO KILL" 🤡

[@JamesonsTravels]

The Best of the Worst. Stolen Valor Village Idiots of 2022: kzbin.info/www/bejne/i4nMoaaseNt9m5o

[@Alanthe918mobilemechanic]

Huge typo meant to say wtf am I watching lol

[@SavedSnake]

He killed people with a paper clip? So what would he do with an eraser and a highlighter...... 🤔..... 🙃

[@mikefleming4088]

This guy said he didn’t get a DD214 form. He doesn’t even know what it is. Phony

[@user-tr6sy5lm8l]

he prob was...mogpow...just a codename back in the days...can get in n get out with any tools...Cheers!!!

[@chintasticbravo301]

He's wearing sunglasses so it must be true. Actually he looks like today's Steven Seagull lol!!!

[@1337wafflezz]

As a modern warfare 2 vet myself, can confirm that at 25 kills you’re granted top security clearance to a tactical nuke

[@KingFinkyStingers]

those who know nuke.. this joker knows nothing.. he gives Soap and all the other heroes a bad name.

[@SmEiF-]

Or 5 successful deployments now gets you a nuke contract

[@Ibetalkinvidyagames]

Isnt it funny that the battle could be going so well you killed 25 enemies nonstop, untouchable, and then just nuke the city anyway

[@gerald4871]

And a bottle of hair dye.

[@WOGEOnell]

Exactly. Thank you for your service

[@billthebutcher1910]

He was with me during World War Z. He managed to take out a horde of 40,000 zombies with just his knowledge of underwater basket weaving. Simply unbelievable

[@crinklecut3790]

🤣 never underestimate the power of underwater basket weaving in combat!

[@thejakefromstatefarm6768]

The underwater basket weaving knowledge aint no joke

[@TheGreatest1974]

LOL 😂😂

[@kellyford8832]

😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 GOOD ONE, ... underwater basket weaving HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@enoch52]

This is that guy. What an honor.

[@r1299]

We learned about him when I was a Marine Corps boot camp back in the day. He had over 100 confirm kills with a paper clip and he had 10 confirmed death stare kills. (That's the reason he wears sunglasses 24/7 It's for your safety) He actually had his own tent he couldn't even stay with his platoon he was so deadly he could walk by regular grunts and they would just drop dead This guy's the real deal! The other thing he never missed was a meal!

[@scubacuba5127]

Underrated comment

[@leemichael2154]

Brilliant comment

[@tr7b410]

LMAO

[@ДмитрийФилиппов-в3н]

you got me rolling with the sunglasses joke🤣

[@leemichael2154]

@@ДмитрийФилиппов-в3н me too!!!

[@Revelation6_7-8]

This guy was a beast in the occupation of Olive Garden. The restroom was never the same.

[@anthonyarevalo1968]

I'm laughing too hard right now😂😂😂😂

[@ChisholmLease]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I had to revisit this comment lololol

[@CivilizedWarrior]

He parachuted into Operation Olive Garden with the 101st Screaming Keagles in 1943. He took out a whole squad of breadsticks, completely on his own. He tried to operate “behind enemy lines,” but the chef kicked him out before he completed his mission.

[@christopherfidler3019]

Track'em and Whack'em

[@G2eazy97]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mitch6962]

This guy is the Steven Seagal of military.

[@shizanepimp1]

Exactly. SEGAL was a known liar as well

[@kystars]

@@shizanepimp1 Segal is a I have to watch my words..he is good friends with putin. so figure it out from that

[@sammyg4806]

Just the way he talks, you can tell he is pulling a wild fast one here 😂

[@MrTibbs12]

@@kystars he exaggerates his friendship with putin.

[@caitlynryder8639]

​@@MrTibbs12 as he does with most things he does

[@psterud]

What this guy's not saying, which is likely due to his humility, is how he rescued a princess from a very large ape at the top of a high tower, while having to hurdle a continuous onslaught of rolling barrels to get to her. A truly heroic man.

[@deedledeedle8790]

Wait, sounds a lot like donkey Kong

[@psterud]

@@deedledeedle8790 What's "Donkey Kong"? Sounds like an obscure '80s Japanese monster movie.

[@deedledeedle8790]

@@psterud it’s an old Nintendo video game where your this chimp that has to jump over rolling barrels and a bunch of other obstacles…you’ve never played donkey Kong?!? Your missing out!

[@donnydingo]

@@deedledeedle8790bro…

[@tomb5396]

Haha that made me laugh

[@romegavadquez6310]

This guy has been killing the truth his whole life

[@tartanmystic4025]

😂😂

[@rottweilerfun9520]

Great comment !

[@robertpitts1621]

Top tier comment 😂😂😂😂😂

[@traviswright3343]

This guy is Posterboy for Narcissist Delusions of Grandeur

[@curtis1989FO4]

Gold 🥇

[@CV450x]

Served under Colonel Saunders biscuit brigade, prior to changing branches and leading MEAL team VI, as a gravy seal.

[@Amistreal]

Meal Team Six 😂😂😂😂

[@AgentClaytonWebb]

Thank you so much for this!

[@Skq-p8p]

Dude just combined every joke hes seen over the last 5 years off comment sections lmao

[@MaloTEST1tlssc]

Lmaoo! 😂meal team vi

[@kramnotead]

now that's funny...

[@martyc1533]

The most confirmed KILLS was accomplished by someone nicknamed "Little Boy" he killed over 120,000 people. His buddy nicknamed "Fat Man" killed only 73,000!

[@WSNight-]

Not funny. Fxk nukes

[@ProfessorPraxis]

Imagine being that pilot... you offically killed the most people ever

[@oldnatty61]

Very good!👍

[@CAAT308]

Lmfao love this will see how many people get this.

[@jamieklettke5061]

It took me a second to get it, and I teach CBR-N defense for the Navy

[@IkfNorCalChamp]

Dude I remember this guy. He passed basic training in 3 days while it took everyone else 3 months.

[@knelz804]

He said the MP's took him to Camp Lejeune for his training though, so apparently he was so good he got a pass on boot camp.

[@nateweter4012]

Yup. Reveille of day 3 the Sergeant Major looked at him and was just like, “you’re good to go man, you’re ready.” And off he went. Sergeant Major actually apologized to him on his way out, for wasting his time.

[@seanpatterson6705]

+ recycles? ...

[@thejmc4074]

The Chuck Norris of stolen valor.

[@eddiemontgomery140]

Or just in or past 6 months here in the UK ,what a weapon this specimen is.

[@usmc200971]

He’s legit, I was there! I was one of the confirmed kills. Dude took me out with a paper clip all while suffering from a paper cut he sustained while acquiring the paper clip. One of the best acts of heroism I’ve ever seen.

[@Mhel2023]

Lmao

[@garethaustin6049]

Lol it’s like in mash when burns gets a piece of egg shell in his finger and gets a Purple Heart for it lol

[@emtfirebb]

🤣🤣🤣

[@usmc200971]

@@garethaustin6049 exactly!

[@kennethkeideljr7523]

Yo me too. Paper clip at 700 yards. He managed to shoot me and choke me at the same time. Dangerous

[@ronstallworth9421]

He had killed countless pizzas, meatballs, sausages, and cannolis.

[@gi79304]

Calzones😂

[@JimiJames-xq3kc]

Bada bing , Bada boom!

[@surge263]

Ooooo!!!!

[@mikejenkins9135]

He's a prime example why some people are frightened of clowns

[@Chris-adams-rc-journey]

🤣🤣

[@angeloftheabyss5265]

Mike Jenkins you are the MAN

[@FacelessSoulessHumanity]

Lmao

[@Mr.FadedGlory]

Nice

[@jackspring7709]

Lol.

[@mikeh5635]

He's legit. I served with him in SEAL Team 5000 back in Atropia. We were taught hand to hand combat by Ashida Kim.

[@jarvisferrell3172]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[@sgtrock5111]

I knew it. He has an honest face.

[@mikeh5635]

@@sgtrock5111 Frank Dux was on a mission with us. You know this was some spooky stuff.

[@KeikoFXDesigns]

LOL

[@dirtydan1059]

Atropian oil is not worth American blood!

[@stevecourtright7848]

The MOS "just to kill" was only given to those who got the Medal of Honor in boot camp and survived. Very rare.

[@RAZINCANE83]

Immediately became a DI out of MEPS

[@gp.5989]

@@RAZINCANE83 he skipped meps and just showed up at basic. Told them, " I'm the guy thats job is to just kill." 5 star General immediately after.

[@RAZINCANE83]

@@gp.5989 immediately became delta ranger seal raider sas and French foreign legion after he raised his right hand.

[@thehighvaluecat9313]

I immediately became a marine when I walked into the recruiting office . Didn't even have to go to boot camp .

[@rossbabcock2974]

@@j.robertsergertson4513 Yeah, that's the ticket!

[@joevincer8337]

This guy is the most fabulously delusional Steven Seagal doppelganger! Hoorah

[@raythornton8578]

As a two tour veteran of Vietnam I needed to hear his stories. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. My MOS was trying to invent ways to get out of patrols. 😄😂

[@matthewdean8070]

Hahahha Nice

[@keepontruckinoutlawlife1248]

Thanks for your service if you're being honest

[@bombomos]

XD gotta go the Stew Pickle route and roll your ankle over your bed roll

[@raythornton8578]

@@keepontruckinoutlawlife1248 I’m honest. Mar. 69 Oct. 70 with the 23rd Inf. Div. Americal. And thank you, I appreciate it.

[@roaddog7793]

@@raythornton8578 welcome home tomahawk

[@oc6617]

This guy is such a badass that his tattoos from the Vietnam War still look brand new.

[@kyne7509]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dAmaGedgOoDs666]

I was thinking the same thing…

[@dougevet8066]

That's because he did it with a paperclip saturated in Charlie's blood.

[@Xonid1]

Most Vietnam vets look like old men now.

[@TrollsRUs]

@@Xonid1 Vietnam vets are old men. My dad served during the Vietnam war and died in 2019 at 74.

[@thefestive1143]

This guy is legit, we served together in the Clone Wars.

[@examplename2624]

🫡

[@thetowndrunk988]

LOL. Y’all meet Kenobi? 😂😂😂 I love it, dude

[@Andrew-ci9xv]

Bahaha I served with him in starship troopers

[@shepherd3716]

LOL! You win bro, best comment ever

[@gepo6882]

Clown* wars lol

[@moceri55]

He is the Forest Gump of the Mafia. He had his hand in every mafia history moment in the last 60 years. He even put the Horse head in Waltz’s bed for the Godfather.

[@Earthbound369]

This guy is such a badass. He rode on the _propeller_ of the last helicopter out of Saigon, shooting paperclips and spinning all the while. Must've killed at least 300.

[@kenfoote2598]

Propeller-helicopter Bahahahahahhaha

[@Saif-zf9vb]

Fortunate Son playing the entire time.

[@Mugatoo-uf3hs]

Over 9000

[@russellgoulding4263]

Rode on the propeller. That picture is killing me.

[@macfou144]

Lmao

[@tazdianbrewhaha1402]

I can confirm this story. Back when I was in (95) a young Marine working the mess hall racked up at least 150 confirmed kills every time he served powdered eggs

[@FatRescueSwimmer04]

BS the Eggs only kill Boners lol

[@mikedvis6967]

Gold

[@joshlynch5676]

This fucking comment lmfao

[@WrestlingStarTrekGuy]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewgibbs6886]

i liked powdered eggs mmmmm

[@tetumbo4290]

This Marine sniper was so deadly he was even a door gunner/sniper on combat submarines.

[@samrester6254]

We had a guy like that in my company. Was a real terror on the Close Air Support 5 ton.

[@JzDigsAmerica1911]

Don’t bro it’s a scam

[@crystalquasar6841]

He took out satellites!

[@loweloking88]

😂

[@ChiralityPracticality]

@@crystalquasar6841 on foot with a 50 cal

[@thomasvarley380]

This fella is hilarious . No one in the mob or the service ever heard of him . Amazing . 😂😂

[@IamNigelPearson]

I can confirm this guy is legit. We served together in the infinity wars. I personally saw him kill Thanos with a paper clip after forcefully removing the gem stones from his glove with no effort.. a true American hero.

[@ifv2089]

*"The gear wars"*

[@brandonburns3655]

That's nothing compared to what I seen him do to John Wick he killed him with a pencil..... a fucking pencil ✏️

[@IamNigelPearson]

@@brandonburns3655 🤣🤣🤣

[@PinChE_LoCo]

@@brandonburns3655 that makes no sense. He trained John Wick! Why would he kill one of his students?

[@guitardzan5641]

A paper clip....Yep, this is actually a little-known but very deadly martial art........Those Rear Echelon Clerk Typists were well known and feared for their legendary abilities to make anything disappear!

[@sergdingle4616]

Served with this guy during the Normandy landing! Our landing craft engine broke down and he jumped out and paddled the boat with all of us in it to the shore. Truly a remarkable guy!

[@Justin-LaFleur]

This was after he made the initial jump with us Pathfinders into Normandy. We sent him to make sure that the landings succeeded

[@steves1765]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats great!

[@picassoboy52]

not clever

[@RR-hr9cp]

He's too modest, this is what I've gathered in my research: 27 kills with brown paper bag 600 kills with a yo-yo 308 kills with his mustache 74 kills with a Trex he rode 226 kills with a spiral notebook 139 kills with a tube sock 47 kills with a trapper keeper

[@ruffmansavageveteran1345]

Trapper Keeper! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@CinqueMalcolm]

You haven't lived until you've taken a life with a Trapper Keeper.

[@ruffmansavageveteran1345]

@CinqueMalcolm He could have saved ammo and just yelled, "Chuck Norris!".

[@dustyomeara5070]

600 kills with a yo-yo. Lmfao

[@Vanceydress]

... rides. Lethal.

[@Daily_apocalypse_report]

The only thing this guy has ever fought was his appetite for Italian sandwiches.

[@Icyyellowsandroutes8823]

XD

[@Patriot4TheTree]

I fought along side Tony, back in 1984. We were part of a guerilla force located in Calumet, Colorado during the Cuban/ Russian offensive. We hunkered down in the mountains, and carried out short range assaults on equipment and troops. Our force eventually was destroyed, after our brave leader Jed, gave his life to give Tony, Danny, Erica and myself a head start through the mountain pass to Free America. Tony was a true warrior.

[@c1duce]

had me literally😂😂laughing

[@jimofaotearoa3636]

WOLVERINES FOREVER DUDE !!!

[@keepontruckinoutlawlife1248]

Ya I bet

[@bombomos]

You American heros!

[@LongIslandNow]

I was there! Back in 84 when no women were on the front line. Erica was superb though. She made Sharpshooter then sniper as well. They secretly let her on the frontlines in 84

[@scottbrown8142]

This guy is legit, I was working in a Staples office Supply….he was in there when all of a sudden a platoon of Russian elite force ninjas stormed the store, he grabbed a box of paper clips and held them all off until the rest of us could make it to safety. Afterwards he said I gotta run to the tattoo shop, but since it was such an elite force he instead got a nipple ring in place of the commemorative tattoo.

[@jacksdad734]

I can confirm. Im one of the Russian ninjas he killed.

[@michaelmotherway6404]

A nut case of da highest calibre I'd say he needs serious help or a change of meds 🤪

[@Hindenburgs_potential]

How many kills for a Prince Albert?

[@mrno_name9518]

Nipple ring 😂😂 best one

[@arobare1]

Bullshit that never happened. I work at staples too

[@thecrusherbugs2331]

My dad served 3 tours in veit Nam. '66-69. He told me stories about this guy. He was known as Luigi. How Luigi had extreme deep down security clearance. He was used only for death suicide missions. This dude would use rubber bands and paper clips to kill 100's of NVA. He was so silent and deadly the V.C called him FART. 🤣

[@picassoboy52]

not as clever as you hoped

[@NO--BS.]

@@picassoboy52 Helluva lot more clever than your post. lol Moron.

[@JimHugg-gl9bs]

Then he got teamed with a guy named Steven Segal to go after Ho Chi Min

[@davidpowell6098]

SBD, Silent but deadly, the worst fart of all, non survive its' aroma.

[@fritzzwickey]

aaaahahahaha hilarious

[@Full-Moon-Mustang]

He did this all in call of duty and battlefield, somebody needs to tell him it's just a game.

[@kieran3237]

This guy is 100% legit...I flew an Apache helicopter with him in WW2

[@CinqueMalcolm]

Story checks out

[@mtnvlifestyles]

Him and Jeremy dewitte were bunk mates

[@Hurrikeane]

@@mtnvlifestyles fucking dead 🤣🤣

[@lincolnjeon2666]

my grandfather told me about him in ww1.

[@davesilva75]

💯

[@TOO_RAW]

My buddy Jerry who was an actual designated marksman in Vietnam served with this guy he's definitely legit. His last words while on his death bed from lung cancer were "oh God no don't let Vinny baggadonuts get his hands on that box of paperclips ". Last thing he said before the death rattle set in.

[@sirrenesaint-laurent7272]

😂

[@ChristianF15cher]

I was a witness to this event.

[@fortunateson7852]

And we all know if you’ve done all this, you get on social media and talk about it.

[@willrall869]

So he doesnt go to bootcamp goes straight to camp lejune he didnt know about vietnam what a liar

[@RavenHallFit]

Lmaooooo

[@SuperThatguylol]

My dad was a Vietnam vet for 2 tours right at the end of the war and it took him almost 30 years to tell me even the most mild and softest of stories. He still refuses to tell me who he lost or who he took. Every Vietnam vet I've talk too don't brag especially the part that never leaves them.

[@ThatBamaDude14]

Yeah but those vets werent wiping entire villages off the map with chewing gum and a pencil sharpener like this guy, so of course they wouldn't brag about it.

[@harejr8396]

My father passed away November 14th and took all that with him. Told me what he did in Vietnam and thats it. He never wanted to open up about it. He was a tunnel rat from 72-74

[@tytlersbicycle]

Same with my old man. He just recently opened up about some of it.

[@jeramychunn9108]

@Mike Raffphone March 29th 1973 was when the last documented America left Vietnam. But we were still their under radar to make sure they weren't planning something else.

[@pagejustin5572]

Because no one else would understand anyways, least of all your friends and family.... Veterans talk groups I'd think would be a good to help with that, if wanted or needed

[@definitelynotfbi119]

There's a thin line between setting up a sniper hide, and hibernating for the winter for this ol boy 😂

[@Xulios16]

He is such an elite warrior that his mission officially was classified as "did not happen".🧐

[@andrewsrsich4323]

😆 thank you for making my day 🇺🇸

[@danielrichardson6054]

Bro I thought it was Ben Mallah in the thumbnail

[@FranktheDachshund]

2000 confirmed kills, that is like a whole case of paperclips.

[@the_endling]

You should be the top comment, man!

[@simontide6780]

Even killing 100 is extremely hard unless you're in WWII or trench warfare. Modern warfare are mostly long range engagement.

[@jacksdad734]

Clippy from microsoft is a stone cold sociopath.

[@historyandhorseplaying7374]

It’s been a while since I went to Parris Island, but I’m pretty sure saying “I got Marksman, sharpshooter and Expert (Sniper) all in the same day” is like saying “I got a D, a B, and an A all on the same test”

[@mayesjoyessha527]

Exactly

[@ifv2089]

It's funny seeing the BS translated

[@oldnatty61]

Even better than Marty C above. 😂

[@BackSeatHump]

Precisely! I was in the Army in Vietnam and only one of those three medals was awarded to each soldier. You were either a Marksman, a Sharpshooter, or an Expert. Not all three.

[@holocaust_2.0]

All that matters is I had my expert grenadier badge.

[@enetoo2736]

The top Marine sniper in Vietnam is Carlos Hathcock, a legend that Special Ops operators from all branch of service knew him. Navy Seal Chris Kyle refer to Carlos as the best sniper ever lived.

[@JamesonsTravels]

every jarhead after vietnam knows Carlos since it was preached in boot camp plus his book.

[@cpK054L]

Sniper so legendary, he even "sniped" with a machine gun on single shot. Apparently that's how they found out the max effective range of the M2

[@ifv2089]

Was a good read the chapter on the NRA shooting comp was spot on

[@sgt_slobber.7628]

He was the OG Legend!!!!!!

[@mikefleming4088]

@@JamesonsTravels this guy doesn’t know the Marine core birthday either. Or who Chesty was.

[@sucukpatronmiri9607]

I was in the boot camp with this guy he’s legit. In the first week he impressed them so much that they flew Steven Seagal in to teach him martial arts. Dude was like a tiger in hand to hand combat when he was down in them vietcong tunnels.

[@kellyford8832]

Steven SUCKBALLS only teaches MARTIAL "FARTS" now so you can't get that upgrade any more hahahahahaha

[@TronBonneVonne]

Hahaha with no standing room and he still managed to fight in a tunnel rat's den!

[@allsmilesx0573]

Is Aikido even considered a martial art for how useless it is?

[@boridemass3]

i remember as well. Frank Castle was trained by this guy as well. He was the one who gave him the name the punisher.

[@MegaBallsack1234]

You're forgetting one thing... He DUG those tunnels knowing the VC would use them and the upper-hand won him the war.

[@killerfrank8974]

I'm a devoted follower on Mafia Reddit and while there's been a fair share of clowns that get made fun of there, this guy takes the cake! Believe me when I tell you everyone was laughing their asses off when this guy first appeared on the scene.

[@JamesonsTravels]

i watch the mafia stuff...that is where i saw this display.

[@Helllow1012]

There’s an interview with DJVLAD when I first seen this guy talking about his military. There are snipers with less kills than this guy who have books written about them. This guy is so full of 💩. He is a real allstar hero in his delusional military story.

[@kevinmach730]

I mean, I don't believe the stories either, but 75 percent of Redditors are keyboard jockeys talking out of their asses. Not a place most of look too for credibility, most subs needed to be labeled "for entertainment purposes only".

[@killerfrank8974]

@@kevinmach730 Good point, though just to be clear, this particular individual was not posting anything on the web or reddit himself - at least not that I know of. Rather, it was various folks who posted interviews and clips of him up as a joke.

[@DEVOPS_R_US]

@@JamesonsTravels Micheal Francise can verify this guy in terms of the Mafia.

[@B3OWULF416]

He also played with Ringo Starr throughout the 60s. You can tell by his bug shields. And he had the shoe knives that kick out when you tap them hard.

[@benjaminmcclatchey9814]

I’ve never heard of anyone getting tats at all as a result of things like that. In SF Tats are discouraged because they are identifying markings. I’ve also never heard of keeping body count recording. There were remits about dropping in and killing everything but I’ve never heard anything that would substantiate any of that sort of thing. I’m a historian with a degree. And I’m a vet.

[@JamesonsTravels]

i have some buddies who spend time doing real sf and contractor gigs. this story is far fetched.

[@fathead8933]

You know the amount of paperwork that would be required to put kills in your 201 file? You would have to have pics, sworn statements, reviews by some board, and then some type of actual paperwork given from the army. It doesn't exist. There's some battalion records I'm sure because of war diaries, but DoD doesn't really care how many people you've eliminated. These guys have taken an honorific style of kill count, and taken that to believe that the military looks at it the same. The confirmed unconfirmed is because of the warriors buddies not the .mil. If a person can't physically prove that he killed the enemy, he can't take credit for it with his fellow soldiers or marines in his unit. If the squad kills an enemy combatant noone gets the kudos. If a single man does he's paraded around for a bit. For all these guys I would ask to hear a funny story about the war and then "give me your still pissed about the military because of something they did". Watch how quick the stories fall apart when you ask for details.

[@ifv2089]

Cant have ink with unit insignia or stupid ss ligting bolts etc just to load onto an SF selection, still dosent stop blokes getting crap ones latter, I have seen one knober with his supposed kill count on his back,

[@mikefleming4088]

@@JamesonsTravels he’s supposedly an ex mafia hit man too. He’s a clown. Are you able to research him to see if he was even in the Marine core? He also stated he was in country for like 4 years straight

[@dbhelps196]

This guy is lying I don’t see how you can master and remember all those skills in a day

[@markb5403]

You never forget your first 300 kills. Especially if they exist only in your own mind.

[@Gocats1970]

LOL

[@thatdognotthepuppy5809]

I'm not American, so some of the specifics of this go over my head, but I'm a vet myself (not SF or anything like that) and I cannot stress how ridiculous this sounds enough. This sounds like something a child would say on the playground about their father.

[@youtubecensors5419]

Unfortunately there are a lot of people here stealing valor. It's especially insulting to the real heroes... Like me. After one day in boot camp, a six star general ran up to me and gave me the keys to both a submarine and an SR-71 Blackbird based solely on my awesomeness when he watched me submit twenty guys using my ninja skills. I was the first man to be a SEAL, Ranger, and all the other cool things to be. Unfortunately there's no way to look up my achievements since they were all black ops and super classified. I alone prevented the Spanish-Nigerian War of 2012. You're welcome.

[@thatdognotthepuppy5809]

@@taylorfusher2997 Are you feeling quite alright?

[@guitardzan5641]

@@youtubecensors5419 *T H A N K Y O U F O R Y O U R S E R V I C E*

[@corbinhbucknerjr558]

@@thatdognotthepuppy5809 I think he is worried about the ammo he left behind on the higgins boats.

[@philhughes3882]

But the ammo is giving covering fire to the Higgins boats on the beach that have their hands in the air while bombs are going off….

[@aryder151]

He's the Dark-Side-Phill of the military 😂😂

[@adamhenderly1602]

Someone needs to quiz this guy on what unit he was assigned to.

[@JamesonsTravels]

oh its off the books. lol.

[@Helllow1012]

@@JamesonsTravels LOL!!!!! How convenient

[@cpK054L]

Meal Team 1

[@lowruna]

Single Special Forces - other SF soldiers were assigned to him in order to gain experience or just to count his kills who knows.

[@Theggman83]

He was an army of one, come on man!

[@maxx5058]

Carlos Norman Hathcock II (May 20, 1942 - February 22, 1999) was a United States Marine Corps (USMC) sniper with a service record of 93 confirmed kills. Hathcock's record and the extraordinary details of the missions he undertook made him a legend in the U.S. Marine Corps. He was honored by having a rifle named after him: a variant of the M21 dubbed the Springfield Armory M25 White Feather, for the nickname "White Feather" given to Hathcock by the North Vietnamese People's Army of Vietnam (PAVN). I guess Hathcock was cheated out of the secret tattoo group.

[@thomasencinas6458]

Ughh

[@19MadMax98]

Look up Chuck Mawhinney. A Marine from Vietnam with 103 confirmed kills and 216 probable kills in the 16 months he served in the Vietnam War! Realistically though our U.S. special forces kill people all the time when deployed on missions. It’s normal for an established navy seal or delta force guy to have dozens of kills if not hundreds. They just aren’t all confirmed as there own and they also keep it confidential!

[@Mac58058]

Hathcock was a liar. Just read the first two pages of his book. Dude claims to make pinpoint accuracy shots at 1500m on a m2 50cal with a makeshift 9x optic. Anyone that’s ever done the job knows what 800m looks like thru a 10x optic and knows that story is absolute fabrication

[@aaap3875]

This guy is a legend, he saved Carlos Halfcocks life one time when the NVA sent 2 snipers at Halfcock. Carlos nailed one but didn't realize there was a second with scope on Carlos. This Marine came from nowhere because he could blend in with his surroundings so well he was invisable. He shot the 2nd NVA sniper at 1500 meters using his iron sight with his superior vision thus saving the life of Carlos Hathcock. After this Carlos took off his white feather and presented it to this man.

[@CNYKnifeNut]

This dude loves people that hathcock 2. Must be a coincidence.

[@anonpers0n]

Color me skeptical, had an uncle who told stories like that and we found out he was never in a warzone

[@forestchicken3302]

Anyone who talks like this is a fraud.

[@larryspiller6633]

One of my Uncles said he got 7 Japanese soldiers with one thrust of his bayonet. I said, Uncle Bob, you were on an aircraft carrier in WW2. He said so what, that's how thick we were covered in Kamikazes dumb ass. I said oh, let's have another shot and beer then.

[@youknowme8578]

Your comment say's two replies. Nothing there! Guess commietube hates you as much as I?

[@justiron2999]

Obviously he can't prove that he was in a warzone because they were secret wars. Top secret, very hush hush.

[@BackSeatHump]

I hear ya'!

[@crabtrap]

He killed the first 50 VC with his mustache alone

[@douggale5962]

The way you give them excessive amounts of benefit of the doubt, is extremely entertaining.

[@greatcornholio5541]

I don’t doubt he killed over 300… Big Macs

[@aaap3875]

This guy is a legend, he saved my life in Nam. One time we got caught in an ambush, and Lt Dan called for napalm as NVC was swarming us. He carried his best good friend Bubba out and was shot in the buttocks he saved Tex and a couple others while the napalm was being dropped and carried us all to the LZ under enemy fire.

[@Bulbman123]

Heard he met the president too

[@derekdavis8054]

Now he's a shrimp boat captain.

[@CajunPride777]

Sounds like forest gump lol

[@bobbyrayofthefamilysmith24]

He was a big marine named camouflage

[@matthoskin3572]

NVC.....?, WTF is that?. You mean NVA, or VC, or NLF.

[@SomeRandomBod]

“Jesus Christ it’s Gianluca Bourneucci” 🔫 It’s the tash rub at 9:58 that go me, fuggetaboutit

[@victoryeneydad9199]

This guy is straight legit! I fought side by side with him and the Bohemian Rhapsody Wars. We were trained in "sniiipa" tactics and hand to hand Bullshido...

[@fredrick443]

I'm ex Navy. I have a friend who was a Marine Corp sniper. I would run into people at once in a while who said they were special forces or snipers and my buddy would start asking the most specific questions about their rifle! Lol. It was hilarious.

[@gmz1997]

Coriolis effect. Gets the every time. lol

[@timothytessier2702]

@@gmz1997 ever fired a Dregger??

[@gailpippin9761]

@@timothytessier2702 ROFLMAO!!!!

[@noodlenoggin70]

This guy is legit. We served together in 'Nam and he was so awesome. I only got 299 kills but 201 of them were with my trusty paper clip...but this guy, this guy got all 300 kills. Sometimes the VC would just look at him and die on the spot. That's what the conference was like. This was in the 70's. I was 3. He was 9.

[@327journal]

“That’s what the conference was like”. Made me lol for real.

[@Therecanbeonly123]

"Then in 1975 you came back home." "Yeah" (smiles with relief... cause ya know even with a creative mind like his- that much fiction takes it's toll and ya need a break).😂

[@battlechris8463]

This guy is legit. He captured a brain bug and saved all the space marines in one day.

[@chlorophil545]

"It's afraid... It's afraid!"

[@bzu4202]

Is this a actual movie loll

[@chlorophil545]

@@bzu4202 yea "Starship Troopers" from early 2000s or very late 90s. Apparently the book is better and more serious/political, but the movie is over the top science fiction and propaganda.

[@FunkyGOB]

He didn’t want to live forever

[@Hschlick84]

🤣

[@antonlevay3851]

He is imitating Richard kulklinski, the iceman. Jesus's that's nuts.

[@christinasmith8385]

You're right😅

[@TrayDyer38]

You never forget certain things, especially if you’ve been in combat, and the fact that he couldn’t remember marksman speaks for itself.

[@JimHugg-gl9bs]

Forgot expert too

[@DoWxTrailers]

He is so good that the marines teach all recruits about him.

[@jalenwilliams8622]

Nah bro you just aren’t familiar with the South East Asian conference 😂

[@brandonnotsowise2640]

Besides looking like the Pillsbury Doughboy, heat not fooling anybody.

[@traviswright3343]

Loser soldier 😂

[@agingerbeard]

This guy makes Stephen Segal look tame! What a legend!!

[@johnthr11]

In his own fatheaded mind...

[@thekalamazookid4481]

I was going to say this lol

[@Kjklump]

I thought he trained segal

[@cprib5901]

This is what happens when you order Stephen Segal on wish

[@ThisPartIsAndrew]

Steven Seagal was with Ramzan Kadyrov in the Donbas while this guy was cleaning up the nogoodniks that protested him while he was overseas

[@shogun_arasaka]

Turns out the real reason he got out of prison early is because he rolled and became an informant, his actual tour was a stint in witness protection for a few years.

[@htmm5167]

He was never in the mob either, it's all bullshit

[@farque4849]

He makes a good lasagne though

[@jamesblake5176]

this dude is a living legend in his own mind

[@jasoncreighton5140]

A very small mind

[@scatdog1]

It’s the cocaine

[@fjh3501]

It must be some kind of disorder like compulsive or pathological liar. After a while they believe the narrative they weave.

[@fjh3501]

It must be some kind of disorder like compulsive or pathological liar. After a while they believe the narrative they weave.

[@jamesblake5176]

@@killdizzle everyone knows he's a rat now

[@hypemind612]

Ladies and gentlemen, Walter Mitty.

[@Brian-er7py]

On top of being a Mobster and marine corp sniper he was also an astronaut, fireman, police detective, archeologist,international jewel thief and United States president

[@Good_ol_Butch]

Joe?

[@0711rusty]

A true jack me off of all trades

[@jafo766]

TONY DON'T $URF !

[@maggiemolly111]

Chippendale dancer 🕺 too.

[@BonusHole]

This is the man who taught Spock the Vulcan Death Chop. He learned it fighting off a Klingon Siege on Sarrus Delta Prime in the Void Star Sector.

[@OneBravo721]

I was a part of his unit. Meal Team 6. He served at old country buffet. Hell I'm pretty sure he got served at the wars of KFC. This guy is truly legit. His calorie count is over 10,000.

[@davidwillis44]

How is he not embarrassed? Hell im embarrassed for him.

[@raamyasharahla535]

Shameless and a cretinous pimple on the arse of the damn World. That’s why!

[@MikeFlava]

He made shaap shootah, snipah....but he forgot the other one 😂😂😂😂

[@mike5177]

Very humble man. A hero. He saved my life 56 times, this was of course more than 2,000 years ago. He was very good friends with Cleopatra and Alexander the Great.

[@Richyw0278]

I was with him on Pandora. He is legit. He used to shoot with no hands so he could fight hand to hand at the same time. He was so powerful when his rifle broke he could throw bullets at people and kill them that way.

[@Kothas01]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😀😀🤣🤣🤣

[@1gadena]

Best comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kothas01]

This should be made into a movie.

[@Thefizzler69]

This man single-handedly gave his life so we could have the death star schematics and then decided he didn’t want to die and came back to tell watered down stories about how he won Nam

[@roscoemahaffey3337]

He's the Iceman Kulinski of the "military"

[@SemoreButtsFucker]

😂

[@Steven_McCrae]

Don Shipley would have aneurism listening to this guy 😂😂😂😂😂 😂

[@tr7b410]

Brilliant

[@cotystiehl7260]

So true.... 😂😂😂

[@zulu3594]

His skillsets were so elite, they simply waived MEPS altogether. He was in country within 72 hours of walking into a recruiting station.

[@CharlieNasty-cd5hu]

Oorah

[@BobbySacamano]

This guy couldn't figure out if he wanted to be Rambo, Tony, or Steven Seagal, so he became all three in one day.

[@Daniel-me2vu]

He’s killed 300 cannolis bro 😂

[@kingjehukhan8541]

I was a a Marine SEAL, attached to 75th Ranger Battalion who worked with this dude, he is 100% legit! To be fair during Nam, boot camp was reduced a few weeks, but they noticed I had a unique set of skills. SO I just by passed that, picked up my Dress Greens, and off I went..to fight in Antartica

[@UFEDUC3]

"150 kills as a Marine Sniper" meanwhile has a green beret tattoo to commemorate them. Lmao.

[@UFEDUC3]

Make that two Green beret tattoos lol

[@JetsBauer]

His story is accurate. I was at a firebase at the start of the Tet offensive in 68. We came under relentless vc attacks. I was in a foxhole and got hit by shrapnel in the back, i didnt know how id get out. About the time i was going to just give up Tony came up from the bottom of my foxhole, he dug a tunnel from the mess all the way oit to me. Pulled me back under the ground to saftey. It was at that tine the vc knew theyd fkd up. He went wild and threw a huey at the attacking force and killed 162 in that one. Pretty impressive for a Thursday

[@rob6365]

That was worth reading🤣

[@twilightparanormalresearch186]

Was not expecting the throwing of a heli

[@raoultijssens4699]

Im dead!!

[@LorneVignettes]

Showed this video to my dad who Is a Vietnam veteran and he was laughing so hard. He really enjoyed this video. 😆.

[@donwayne1357]

I wasn't a navy seal, but I was an army penguin.

[@MegaBallsack1234]

Give your dad my love for his service.

[@evandelgadillo]

Haha Nice!!

[@LorneVignettes]

@@MegaBallsack1234 thank you. I will for sure.

[@LorneVignettes]

My father trained to be a Supply Clerk until he got to Vietnam and they said "what's the matter with you, we don't have any Supply clerks here. Your going to be part of the 299th Combat Egineers. Which he had no clue what a engineer did at the time. He was a mine sweeper and lived at camp North English by the nearest city of Bong song.

[@stonedbunny5721]

You nailed it. Expert, sharpshooter, marksman; sniper is a job, not a qualification for shooting. Maybe navy fish story?

[@__foam]

Jokes on him, I graduated from BUDS, ranger school, sniper school, and got 3 purple hearts all on the same day.

[@ifv2089]

Legend 🤣

[@shawntailor5485]

I flew my fuel truck over pork chop hill,hamburger hill and lz ex ray and took out 500000 enemy troops with water balloons filled with blue Jay poop and vermiculite. Then I did a dead stick landing in enemy territory kindly asking the vietnamese to release my fellow soldier wich they did so gladly while I held them at bay with an empty ink pen . They knew about my secret non existent record of mayhem mastery .

[@EriktheRaids82D]

Nice try. You gotta go to airborne school before you do any of that. You almost had me there.

[@billcarson1971]

Yeah, this guy’s no big shot. I new a guy that personally killed Hitler and Yamamoto during WW2. Then latter in life he helped dig a grave in a cornfield and buried Jimmy Hoffa in it.

[@CharlonClarke]

wow, just make my service look bad... thanks lol

[@Ovaatime51]

He’s legit! My drill instructor while in seal team 41 when I was a command Sgt major, taught me the same type of commando ninjitsu killing style. I then went to on be a force recon expert during my tour of duty at fort fukawe in California. That’s the secret base just up the 5 highway from pendeleton. You have to have super secret tattoos to even be allowed on the base.

[@MrAAustralia]

Lol

[@Ovaatime51]

@@MrAAustralia I can’t get enough of this guy. He just keeps loading us with dose after dose of verbal gold.

[@MrAAustralia]

@@Ovaatime51 mate I was regular Army in AUSTRALIA and I love this Yanke ex marine, he is red hot.

[@joe7114]

Yes and they can only be on classified spots on your body or your indeed bat bueno for a very long amount of time!am I right?

[@rickamc3521]

Facts

[@Soshstar999]

I served with him and what made him so amazing was that he could teleport any where he wanted to be, and he could fly like he had a jet pack just by farting, and he could breathe fire out of his mouth, if it wasn't for him none of us would have made it out alive, he could even bring back the dead, over and over again, he was simply amazing

[@dandetande288]

🤣🤣

[@therocinante3443]

LMFAO

[@kipperrd8964]

Steven seagals hairline looks different here for some reason

[@wesbrown1053]

This guy is legit, seriously, I went to Recon Special Forces, Army Ranger SEAL Boot Camp Basic Training with this guy we later deployed with the 82nd Navy National Guard, Army Armored Submarine, Artillery Sniper Division Unit of the Coast Guard Marines.

[@ikew6991]

But have u served in the space force 😂?

[@wesbrown1053]

@@ikew6991 I was in the French Foreign Space Force Legion after serving briefly with the Canadian SPETSNAZ.

[@vlm3030]

@@wesbrown1053thank you for your service

[@paulstrathern4309]

A 'Marine' with Army Green Beret tatoos rather than an anchor globe and eagle or a devil dog. A 'Marine' who was trained at Camp Lejune(not Parris Island or MCRD in San Diego) not by enlisted DIs but rather by a 'Captain Bass'. And he became an expert sniper in one day. Word is that he was also cross trained as a Combat Controller/JTAC so he called in airstrikes which upped his confirmed kills. He also personally HALO jumped into North Vietnam to whack General Giap.

[@FACTBOT_5000]

Seems legit

[@357SWAGNUM_MAGA_X]

@@FACTBOT_5000 😂 😂 😂

[@HandlingItAll]

He was calling in air strikes on the guys he was taking out hand to hand because he was impervious to napalm and 500 pounders.

[@HandlingItAll]

Dude's like a guy I knew who said held all four tabs Airborne/Ranger/SF/Sapper was a bit excessive. Don't think I ever met a guy who actually did but I'm sure a few existed.

[@HandlingItAll]

Seen a lot of three tab guys but not four. After SF it's kind of pointless to go to Sapper School I would think. Just be a damn engineer instead of an overachieving weirdo (dude was pretty weird). Forgot to mention he was in a rehab with me and was also a former cocaine snorting homicide detective for the D.C. police after his long, indecisive military career. Like a "Bad Lieutenant" I guess you'd say. 🙄😆

[@dosidicusgigas1376]

Ah yes the notorious Vietnam mafioso, I heard that he single handedly sniped every vietcong tunnel around the Ho Chi Min trail, then proceeded to advance solo on to the Eastern Conference of Laos and using a rifle grenade, he obliterated the Chinese Soviet Command of Mogadishu in Cambodia. Shortly after he was drafted as a Huey door gunner in ww2 were he racked up 420 kills on Imperial German Soldiers in the Pacific. When the US dropped the nuke on Japan, the bombadier actually miscalculated the distance so our hero (he was on board as an SF consultant) had to dive off the plane and physically push the nuke back on the right trajectory, and then he deployed his parachute and landed in a nearby field where he was able to take cover as the nuke landed in Hiroshima. His last foray in to combat was after his deployment in ww2, he went to Korea to teach American penal battalions composed of somalian pirates how to kill using only office supplies, and then lead his troops on a rampage where they took and held what is now known as the DMZ. A true legend.

[@justinmahar5208]

Yep, a tunnell rat sniper. Carried a howitzer on those missions. Killed many oopma loompas down there, oh and women. Wait a minute, maybe the oompa loompas were children. Yeah, killed a lot of women and children.

[@yungcaco1443]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gp.5989]

I was grinning throughout, but lost it at the somolian pirates with office supplies.

[@FunBunChuck]

🤣🤣🤣

[@stargamer7576]

@@gp.5989 I lost it at time traveling to WW2

[@gtgodbear6320]

Steven Seagal is looking ruff.

[@LarsonPetty]

Don't know about 300+ kills, but it sure looks like he kicks Little Debbie's ass five times a day.

[@BLIVEit]

😂😂😂😂

[@mattnorthernmn2803]

Would love to see a stolen Valor collaboration of yourself and Mr Shipley that would be epic

[@JamesonsTravels]

Don is a serious man and i just spoof on the big stories. they are hard to believe without any research knowing lots of guys over 50 plus years.

[@Alanthe918mobilemechanic]

Yes!

[@MrT743]

Woww, i would watch that🤩

[@jerrycolwell0703]

That's exactly what I was just saying that he needs to get don Shipley on this guy

[@MVR1911]

Good cop, bad cop

[@ickysticky3672]

His VladTv interview was hilarious. Guy is a legend in his own mind.

[@McCarthy1776]

He also fought with the 300 Spartans didn't you know? Lol

[@arnicus208]

He was so secret and so stealthy, he was able to bury the bodies on site at the time of each kill. AND remember where every body was for the ‘tattoo counting guy’ to tally his numbers.

[@Alpha_Omega_1541]

0:01 - that did not take long to figure out this guy was a clown. Closing in on 800k subscribers, very nice

[@theanc316ientone]

My uncle, God rest his soul, was an actual gunner on the Huey Chopper...he never spoke about the vietnam war, he hated guns, and wouldn't allow them in his house, nor any talk of war at all...he was one of the most gentle people I've ever known.

[@rustyshackleford9017]

sounds like a loser

[@daryllect6659]

"Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much!"

[@theanc316ientone]

@@daryllect6659 my uncle was nothing like that man, he hated war, he hated killing, and he hated guns. He was the most non violent person I've ever met, who owned his own construction company that died in a massive amount debt because he would barely ever charge people for the jobs he did, and nobody knew this until after he died. Guy was made out of gold. Please do not compare real veterans to people in movies...you disgrace real veterans, my uncle and their humanity with this quote.

[@theanc316ientone]

@@rustyshackleford9017 glad to see you deleted this quote instantly... you must have realized the absolute POS you are as a human being. You are literally nothing compared to my uncle, and nothing compared to those that served in war, nothing.

[@rustyshackleford9017]

@@theanc316ientone if movie characters disgrace vets, why are there so many war movies

[@Dopeink-byTonyB]

What a honor to be chosen like this guy! Stone cold killer and the fact he kept all these secrets oh my what a man haha

[@artodythings]

He was part of the "Off to records paper clip judge hopes you die" division. This guy was known as a Man-Can-Kill by the Marines but the Vietnamese called him Wan Ker.