This Rock Fooled Everyone for 30 YEARS!

Be sure to check out my main channel too: / silvercymbal

[@silvercymbalshorts]

See the latest mystery of my pond: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWfKn2ODbKqsoqs

[@victornavarrete1572]

- "This is the most realistic rock I've ever seen" - The big rock just in front of him: "excuse me..."

[@winnersneverqult]

😂😂😂😂😂 Update. I don’t understand why my laughing comment got so many likes and comments lol tf so funny ab me laughing? lol

[@GimmeJimmy23]

Well, I do say!!

[@youraverageyoutubecommente2442]

🤣🤣

[@cadillacdeville5828]

😭😂😂😂

[@Justm3180]

@KingKey Inc I thought it was going to be a huge weird shaped rock

[@someperson7]

"It's a fraudulent rock" 😆

[@IrrationalBstrd]

He might as well just name it Joe Biden.... "Biden rock"

[@sethwilliams6008]

@@IrrationalBstrd 😐

[@nolongermyrealname7554]

@@IrrationalBstrd Biden does not rock, but his mental capacity is the same as one.

[@lordawesometony2764]

*gets rock arrested*

[@westyorkshireaudit1254]

700 like 👍

[@keithnimba5781]

"This is the most realistic rock I've ever seen" "This rock even has a vent on it "🤣🤣

[@lillyanneserrelio2187]

Well how else is the rock supposed to let off steam? Do you know what angry rocks are called when they don't have a pressure release vent? Volcanoes 🌋

[@JoshuaaMS]

@@lillyanneserrelio2187 i think you missed the point🤓

[@simonvalent]

man, the vent is behind, towards the real rock, it's hidden

[@8906384]

​@@simonvalent thank you for being the only one observant in the tread lol

[@ShadowMoses_1989]

I think dwayne Johnson is more realistic 🤣

[@justincollette3674]

"fooled everyone for 30 years" meanwhile I has brand new parts installed probably months ago.

[@lloydchristmas1086]

ya that valve was not 30 yrs old

[@Anne-ot8gq]

He literally said, at the beginning of the video that he moved into the house a few months ago.

[@franzschubertv2874]

@@Anne-ot8gq what does that have to do with the original statement?

[@jnmusic9969]

“This is the most realistic rock ive ever seen” The rock behind it is pretty good

[@ikmaen]

yeah I'd say it's pretty solid

[@jn.r]

Indeed.

[@tideofamoleculeweonceknew5935]

Lets see him pick that one up

[@tideofamoleculeweonceknew5935]

People exposing NWO: 25k views This guy with a fake ass rock: 7m

[@youngjdet]

Haven't you seen Dwayne Johnson?

[@BlackWings91]

“If I were a valve box where would I hide?.....” *sees rock*

[@jonecuntapay9561]

Me: hmm. (See the unusual rock that doesn't match other giant rocks) Ahh, there you are.

[@BeforetheStorm.]

Prop hunt

[@GamingPlasmapig]

@@BeforetheStorm. 🤣🤣

[@meadowthestray3706]

Yes

[@MamaBaer54]

I thought there was a VW bug under the big rock.

[@CaptainIrelandGaming]

"If you got something in your backyard you want to cover up..." Dude has 30 bodies under the big rock. The vent filters the odors.

[@Fazza704]

Greetings, I am commonly known as fazza. How are you doing today?

[@hoopla4398]

@@Fazza704 I’m doing good frazza how are you doing?

[@asapvlone13]

@@Fazza704 smd

[@drewmena8194]

“And I’m a createk salesman “ forgot that part

[@Jesse_222]

I like to kick createk salesmen right square in the nutz and say that’s a bad createk salesman!!

[@hamiljohns9376]

Proof Trump is Incompetent: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mZzMlqJ7idxpmJY

[@EthVortexShield]

brothers we got tricked into watching an ad all the way through, they're evolving

[@jolanderphilip]

Right I was like Why the fuck are you looking for a valve box in your backyard next to a huge rock… when there’s never been one out there in the first place

[@eisleyism]

Perfectly clean septic vent above perfectly manicured ground…..”30 years of nobody noticing”

[@faxenmacher4633]

I don't have a septic tank. There aren't real rocks in my garden. I'm not in NA. Not entirely sure why I felt compelled to buy a fake rock...

[@lurji]

yes god

[@legorocketraccoon8297]

@@jolanderphilip If there's supposed to be one on your property and you can't find it then it's a good place to look. Lots of people hide stuff like this under fake rocks or doghouses. Doesn't mean it isn't an ad though.

[@KiemPlant]

"This is the most realistic rock I've ever seen" *Actual rocks:* 🗿

[@5050TM]

🤣

[@TheGoldenChildJai]

Rock next to it …

[@ililxaphanlili2600]

I have one just like this. but the top swings open and the inside of it is lined with a drain plug on the bottom. I found it in a friend's yard. we thought it was a real rock, but it was a cooler shaped and textured like one.

[@riku9392]

real rocks can't be realistic because they are real... realistic implies an attempt at imitating reality. just linguistics

[@Jaspieces]

all the rock in the world: 👁️👄👁️

[@PeanutButter-19]

This ad made me wonder about the authenticity of my pet rock of 30+ years. I was happy to find out it is quite real!

[@JohnSmith-mw2hh]

Was there a vent under it? 😆

[@Fred-tz7hs]

​@@JohnSmith-mw2hh sus

[@whyputaname]

😊😃

[@joshperish6322]

Him: This is the most realistic rock I have ever seen! Big rock: Am I a joke to you?

[@Augustadventures]

LOL

[@whyputaname]

😊🤣

[@bvd638]

“This is the most realistic rock I’ve ever seen” me looking at an actual rock

[@1ivannthegreat]

😂😂😂😂

[@Silhouex]

Me: looking at the array of rocks displayed on my wall.

[@ShevaSmash]

🤣🤣🤣

[@seheadhunter50]

Shut up. You know what he meant.

[@Silhouex]

@@seheadhunter50 you need a nap :P

[@John_OTM]

“I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.” - Donkey

[@TheNonbinaryPixie]

“That’s not a Boulder. It’s a rock.” - Spongebob

[@charliemaybe]

@@TheNonbinaryPixie exactly

[@nunyabusiness4895]

The pioneers used to ride these baby’s for miles

[@StrangMuZ6]

"Okay pretend this rock is a seed" "But it's a rock??" - Flick & Dot

[@Wyatt19961212]

@@TheNonbinaryPixie Jesus Marie THEY’RE MINERALS

[@craigcraigcarguy6093]

30 year old rock covering a 3-5 year old charcoal filter aye Pinocchio?!?!

[@crazy808ish]

Considering he says he's only been at that house a couple of months, it sound like both of you are making guesses here.

[@fam4449]

None of this adds up!

[@raalexander8708]

And he would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids….. SCOOOBYYYY DOOOOBYYY DOOOO

[@ReapingTheHarvest]

The pipe is fake too, covering up an underground sex trafficking tunnel.

[@chrislueras7014]

​@@ReapingTheHarvesttf 🤣

[@michaelcosta3166]

He's been in his house for a couple months.. yet the caption says rock fooled people for 30 years. The company might have started 30 years ago, but the rock was probably made two years ago and put in place by the last owner.

[@spectrum9631]

"Now something you might have noticed is the rock."

[@zquacky]

Yea i can confirm that this thing is a rock

[@hi.241]

*raises eyebrow* *boom sound effect*

[@xaviera5544]

Um no, where is it?

[@definitelynotsham]

is cooking

[@KemosabeOlivas]

🤨

[@kalikalimai1]

Thank you - for the inspiration and for passing on the name of the artisans who made it. Kudos.

[@marknewby7272]

That's well cool! I'll order one immediately, so I can hide under it myself...

[@kizerwinn663]

"They could be In this very room. It could be you, it could be even me."

[@Schrodingers_kid]

*Shoots Kizer*

[@mfThump]

@@Schrodingers_kid (dead ringer decloak)

[@James-en1ob]

At least it's not cake

[@HeckNein]

@@dreamer4339 The video "Meet the Spy"

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

What? It was obvious! Watch, it'll turn into Styrofoam any second.

[@Idontknowwhattosaybut]

"It's a fraudulent rock" Dwayne "the rock" Johnson: 🤨

[@mlgspeedwagon4908]

This comment bro😂😂

[@muscles_ann_mascara6194]

😂😂😂

[@KishoreG2396]

**Vine boom**

[@joestein6603]

*eye brow raise*

[@QueenAlbatross]

“You’re not a REAL rock!”

[@nichtsalsdiewahrheit7482]

„I noticed the little rock is moving“ but didn‘t notice the giant white venthole flashing😂

[@lucjansosna9179]

Venthole is from big rock side, so from standard angle view is not visible.

[@kowill288]

Wow I love your backyard. That big boulder rock, the trees and grass, I love it.

[@thesheq5023]

It’s a fake limestone but most people take it for granite. -dads everywhere

[@cbrooks2767]

Dude, you rock! Sorry, I might be stoned.

[@ponsockgaming2.054]

I cant.. it's too funny

[@TwistyThreeFifty]

Aht aht aht

[@KS-nm6li]

Is it made of rock wool? it's defiantly marbleless!

[@theonewhoknows3351]

This was stolen from the prop guy

[@IamBean334]

"This is the most realistic shameless ad I've ever seen haha"

[@ChineduOpara]

But it worked, didn't it??? I like ads like this... Intriguing AND informative!

[@TFSCorp]

@𝘀𝗼𝗳𝗶𝗮𝟭 Now this, is not an informative ad.

[@chocolatewhiskers758]

@@TFSCorp lol

[@CSDonohue11]

REAL TALK❕

[@LilLeanne4810]

@𝘀𝗼𝗳𝗶𝗮𝟭 this is an example of a bad ad

[@manh2704]

They also make the rocks, artificial trees, waterfalls, streams and stuff at Bass Pro Shop as well. Some of the largest zoos in the world too. They do some cool work.

[@firekicks3747]

“It’s not just a boulder😄 It’s a rock🥺” -SpongeBob

[@crazyvideos7124]

Plot twist : The rock maker company is owned by him and he is advertising it

[@lgd921]

I would believe that more then anything

[@DCTag]

@@lgd921 and that’s what we call gullible.

[@dtschuor459]

😂😜💝

[@sophiathefurbst]

@@DCTag what makes believing you not being gullible, then?

[@ckarts5784]

I would've bought it

[@johnlocrr5788]

I thought it was gonna be a giant tortoise and start fucking moving lmaooo

[@zyeet3243]

I thought that was gonna be his hobbit house

[@gaysy1st]

Ha ha, so did I 🤣

[@hex3845]

Reminded me of the movie Color of Magic.

[@lesleysmith8300]

It did resemble one. 😎🤪🤣🤣

[@sebimoe]

It's the big one

[@kingdon9690]

I love all the big boulders you have in your yard, I'd be making obstacle courses for my quad

[@madeleine_tran]

Nah, that’s just Tanjiro’s huge rock he been trying to crack 💀

[@nicesime7139]

The real story “this rock ain’t even that heavy I can lift that” every guy ever no matter what age

[@nicotin9887]

Lifting heavy things is a very male thing to do, right after throwing heavy things down a cliff or into water.

[@orangenostril]

When someone jams you with their pinky so hard you can even lift this heavy rock

[@idk12147]

@@nicotin9887 lifting dead bodies and throwing them downhill is how you assert dominance. You can even throw live bodies for some nice music!

[@stanleybochenek1862]

@@idk12147 and even burning them in piranha solution or better yet putting the bodies in a car trunk and take the car to the middle of no where and burn or bury the bodies

[@JonCollinsMedia]

My friend tried one time and almost threw his back out 😅

[@TimeWatch5]

We used to drive those for miles back in my day

[@travishalford5223]

Hold on there Jethro

[@phasetolead4595]

I understood that reference

[@elddr2]

🍺

[@sovietsymp803]

SpongeBob?

[@YUN6_V3NUZ]

pioneers they were.

[@loridean177]

Great combination of an ad and very congenial salesman. I don't have anything to cover but I'll take two😆

[@m2mdohkun]

Him: Fraudulent rock Dwayne: eyebrow raisin, started cookin

[@kliersheed]

the aliens in the big rock: "he fell for the small one ,didnt he?" "yes, we are save." "Nice".

[@SANTIAGOD103]

Lmao

[@dumdumjessica7124]

Ha, What if they found out??

[@OddAntSounds]

safe*

[@stanleyvarghese3118]

@@OddAntSounds *saved

[@johnpaulm.336]

@@stanleyvarghese3118 **safe

[@Slash1e]

"This Rock Fooled everyone for 30 Years!" Me: I have never seen this rock in my life.

[@ri3m4nn]

Underrated

[@divyanshupandey8150]

Nor you have seen tha valve box

[@Iseonix]

@@ri3m4nn ver gonna ive yo up

[@ryanamaya1877]

Lived in this house for a couple of months.. THIS ROCK FOOLED EVERYONE FOR 30 YEARS. Bro, it fooled you for a couple of months not 30 years lol.

[@devstar3429]

me: I have never seen a rock in my life.... no, more like I have never seen anything in my life... wait I almost forgot, I don't have a life 💀..

[@josephisherelol5302]

“The pioneers used to ride these for miles”

[@llamagibkarma]

At first I thought it was a camera, I was gonna say, that government took it to the next level 😂

[@omgfackdehell]

"The company is still in business, oh by the way, it's my business!"

[@leskynt]

would be a good advertisement tbh

[@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917]

@@leskynt The joke being that it probably is..

[@mr.doctorcaptain1124]

@Noah then you are gullible

[@BernieSandersOfficial]

@Noah if it was a real rock that the kids were using, why didn’t anybody notice the vent?

[@PuNlisher]

@@BernieSandersOfficial cause its facing the rock close up🤦🏻‍♂️

[@wui_]

"If you've got something in your backyard you wanna cover up." The corpses in the yard: 😳

[@Olayemimaryopeyemi]

😂

[@cornystreetmusic]

thats what im thinking about haha

[@Readysetgo2007]

😐

[@stanleybochenek1862]

get a rock with a vent and a rock shaped so it could fit a body and put the body into the rock and hide the rock into a bush so it don’t smell that bad

[@kdphotos4691]

Just plant some roses over it...

[@Apilyon]

"Something for the bodies" was my first thought when he said- if there is something in your backyard you wanna cover up....anyone else?

[@skpowerboy8530]

That's a genius marketing right there.

[@saladmus920]

"this rock fooled everyone for 30 years" "ive been living here for a couple of months"

[@ridemorebikes6448]

Yep!

[@syeclements3158]

😂

[@montanawhite5699]

Yeah he’s special.

[@unscripted483]

He never said that. He said the company has been in business for 30 years not that it fooled people for that long

[@chuable8104]

@@unscripted483 might wanna read the title again bud

[@zacattack5783]

"This Rock Fooled Everyone for 30 YEARS!" Createk: Founded in 1998

[@ChildofYAH]

Oh wow! Just makes you question if any video you see on KZbin or tiktok is even real at all, mfs would lie just for clout

[@Johnsmith69448]

That's 24 years ago

[@drankydrank1]

@@Johnsmith69448 Good job.

[@milesshepard7743]

But what *is* t i m e

[@myczxr]

oof

[@idiotsr-us7892]

And if you lift up the big rock you’ll find Boris Johnson.

[@aserta]

"I have a fraudulent rock in my yard." There's a phrase, guaranteed to twist some eyebrows. :)))

[@bradsoup6362]

“The most realistic rock i have ever seen” Literal real rocks: 🗿

[@thisguyhd6591]

No. It indeed looks so! Realistic. I thought it was a normal rock. Looks exactly like the rocks I see when I go to Bornholm or Sweden

[@Trime_]

@@thisguyhd6591 It's a joke...

[@stanleybochenek1862]

so realistic i forgot i was looking at a rock

[@stanleybochenek1862]

@@Trime_ just let it go

[@bigcountry8726]

Twist: large rock is also fake and is the septic tank.

[@redclayfarm6490]

that's why the kids always smell like chit after playing

[@James-hr4fu]

Large rock is neighbors house!

[@troemich]

@@James-hr4fu His neighbor is Patrick Star?

[@prodig1389]

😂

[@thatsarock]

Nah... It's the entrance to a secret lair

[@Samancasm]

“This is the most realistic ad I have ever seen “

[@danielhendriksen9232]

How can a fake rock be more realistic than a real rock.

[@baibai1783]

This is the most realistic rock advertising I've ever seen.

[@dragolectron9351]

"This is the most realistic fake rock I've ever seen" "So it would seem..."

[@bowlman_]

It would*

[@blygreene9807]

You'll never know what the most convincing fake you've seen is, very true

[@QueenAlbatross]

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

[@yeejay6396]

@@QueenAlbatross oh... Oh.... Rock

[@avocado5387]

If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. Romans 10:9 N

[@leocronan8324]

"I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder!" 😂

[@crossfitislife]

This is the most realistic rock prop for people who don’t understand

[@shadowsoulless6227]

"it's a fraudulent rock" 😭 Can't even trust rocks anymore

[@ARMYALEX1869]

You should know not to trust rock ever since they made those chocolates that look like rocks 10+ years ago

[@Reen-of-Astora]

@@ARMYALEX1869 hello cactaur

[@lotheramvs3716]

Plot twist: he actually owns the fake rock company

[@squidboyrad3565]

Does he?

[@lotheramvs3716]

@@squidboyrad3565 don’t know but it would be a genial advertising 😂

[@pumkin610]

I found this pet rock in my yard, what whaaat? Anyways pet rocks can be bought online for the low low price of too much money, be sure to get one.

[@the13xiii52]

Almost certain.

[@ImGreiving]

Plot twist: I’m the fake rock

[@Chalupa1]

The Rock has a vent in it so you can smell what it’s cooking.

[@michaelhorstman2603]

I had a neighbor who had a big rock like that in his yard. Every winter he would take all the snow and cover it with a massive amount of snow and then dig the inside out like an igloo all the way around the rock. Then he would fill the yard with enough water so all the kids could ice skate.

[@pickles3829]

“This is the most realistic rock” *The rock right next to it*

[@Yz7rvly]

Rock right next to it:🗿

[@positivelygrowing12321]

"Am I a joke to you?"

[@mrcookedbacon324]

The rock next to it looks less realistic

[@stanleybochenek1862]

@@mrcookedbacon324 probably a glitch in the matrix we won’t patch it

[@stanleybochenek1862]

@@mrcookedbacon324 people don’t look at rocks normally so yeah

[@JordanBeagle]

"You might want to check em out" - Nice try Createk Salesman

[@DustToGloryPW]

Lol exactly 😂

[@kevinmartin2458]

It totally worked

[@ibrarhussain8300]

hey

[@cloudyday1617]

Yeah, paid $0 for advertisement 😆

[@jeremyspoken2699]

Only in America baby

[@flyerwolftang]

Should charge the company fees for this level of promotion

[@adventurer3645]

"I've been in my house for 2 months and many of you commented on this huge rock in my backyard THAT NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!"

[@branjosnow6244]

"Hey you didn't fix my septic tank?" "I couldn't find the damn thing!"

[@ThawBerry]

underrated 💀

[@Ametsingh1545]

😂

[@AlanaeImontae]

This is exactly what I thought like..”so yall dont clean it?”😭

[@CannabrannaLammer]

@@AlanaeImontae you'll probably find the local man who does the septic tanks knows it well

[@AlanaeImontae]

@@CannabrannaLammer and what if they’re not the ones that originally did it?🤨

[@mrcartmanisfat]

Wait till he finds out the big one is hiding a car!

[@michealnewman9305]

For all he knows the big one is an above ground septic made to look like a rock LOL

[@samuraiboi2735]

Nah bro its patrick living in there Ahh he dead cus he above the ocean

[@joetroutt7425]

It's a Transformer waiting to wake up.

[@ImmaSpam__________________Can]

@@michealnewman9305 you know that might actually be the case

[@alvinip9128]

Nah it's the hatch to a secret military base

[@Peter-Williams]

Bro’s playing prop hunt 💀

[@Padoinky]

I’ve used these faux-boulders to disguise utility piping, pump housings, etc They’re a fairly common landscaping option

[@drawes11b43]

" this is the most realistic rock ive ever seen" Actual Rocks: " am i a joke to you"

[@joel.ha.]

Right he's 3ft from a real rock, holding a hollow plastic one saying it's the most realistic one. Like bruh stop lying

[@tomr6955]

You beat me to it. I think he's been living under a rock or something

[@sicilianjiu-jitsu2984]

I hope that y'all are joking because he means it's the most realistic looking fake rock he has ever seen my guys

[@drawes11b43]

@@sicilianjiu-jitsu2984 ......

[@robert9595]

@@sicilianjiu-jitsu2984 no reaaaalllyyyyyy????

[@PierreLucSex]

"wow" "a fake rock" "please purchase fake rock"

[@MysteryS4869]

It looks cool. I'll give them that. And original.

[@eugeniovera7435]

Fr

[@PierreLucSex]

@G.O.A.T so this is Not-a-comment section

[@dragonflymusings]

Does it work on husbands??? 😂

[@lplay221]

I bet that fraudulent rock doesn’t pay its taxes smh

[@interociteroperator8539]

The big rock is actually the shell of an air raid shelter.

[@scottscott232]

What a clever company they are to create that rock. It's quite a creative idea.

[@Alexd.927]

"You're a fake, you're a fraud, you're a phoney" - Alex Jones

[@adambarrera8033]

That'll Be $40 Million Dollars.

[@lesliemandic9673]

🤣🤣🤣🙄

[@blacktiger974]

oh the hypocrisy

[@petrasixz4306]

@@adambarrera8033 the establishment hates it when the forbidden truth is spoken.

[@nickthompson1812]

@@adambarrera8033 with a nice tip on top of that for the family!

[@pyaardas]

This is a nice ad that's disguised as not an ad

[@adhamentertainment2587]

Fooled everyone for 30 years yet it had a giant vent in it

[@botboy0]

"That pipe has been living under a Rock"

[@josehernandez-fs9ek]

😁😅😅

[@marybourgeois5235]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Wish I'd thought of that....

[@ChickenPizza]

"...or has it?" *cue vsauce music*

[@SATDS]

Foe 30 years

[@cantthink3012]

We gotta catch him up on what’s going on nowadays

[@Sourdcuo778]

“I was looking around for a valve box so I shook this rock”

[@cynthiaahern9081]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@foolwithatool2052]

And then says it's the most realistic rock he's ever seen.

[@thatoneguyfromtheinternet973]

Yeah but no seriousness here if if they make these for theme parks there's a good chance you won't get one identical to the other one at a theme park and if you do be hella expensive and it's insanely expensive to get a roller coaster in your backyard even if it's just an eight-figure loop if it's a circle it'd probably be cheap

[@dtm6215]

He’s a terrible fibber

[@SatoshiFibonacci]

He obviously knew that was a fake rock before hand.

[@9qst68]

I worked for Createk at the Tropicana Hotel. They make the fakes by spraying the fiberglass against cliff faces. When the fiberglass compound is peeled off it's a mirror if the cliff face.

[@shanec8812]

So realistic even the salesmen for the company was fooled.

[@i1woo]

the ads are now disguised as shorts and you won't notice until you finish watching damn we're tricked 😂

[@elsiem7295]

Right though

[@SHADOWofJUSTiCE]

just like the rocks...

[@brianvillage5]

@@michaelasquith1982 yeah totally

[@bundocom]

@@michaelasquith1982 same, guy

[@pde2619]

@@michaelasquith1982 Popcorn chicken!

[@drteletubby]

I think I'm more impressed that it didn't move when your kids were climbing all over it...

[@journalsfromdavid]

Cuz he advertising ya ding dong

[@Wreck_RS]

@@journalsfromdavid ding dong? Haven’t heard that since I was a kid.

[@Warrior_Resisting_Colonialism]

@@journalsfromdavid I know you are, but what am I.

[@Jake-vh6jp]

@@Warrior_Resisting_Colonialism I'm telling my dad on you.

[@Warrior_Resisting_Colonialism]

@@Jake-vh6jp My dad can beat up your dad.

[@riddirahman2346]

“It’s a fraudulent rock”. That’s not the Rock. That’s Dwayne Johnson

[@gregorymillerMUSICFORMEMORYS]

That Is a great idea! Don't you wish all Company's were that Creative & Ingenious?

[@thesolojourney8955]

I thought when he removes the small rock it will be a secret passage way that leads to a whole room under the big rock 😂😂😂

[@alfonsovegaiii]

Lmfao I was waiting for the same thing. I must say, I was quite disappointed lol

[@peternewton2200]

It sort of does, bit smelly though

[@cooktip10]

Right 😂😂

[@miriamappelbaum6433]

So is the big rock real? You talk too fast.

[@_dad_chef_exotics__forksno3381]

Hah i was thinking that also

[@caryd67]

“The kids were using it as a step, but it never once moved until I gave it a jiggle for the camera”

[@vandilore]

i mean have you ever stepped on a rock? it’s gonna wiggle if there’s not full contact

[@frederickfreddyfazbearakam3073]

My rock steps don't jiggle jiggle, they fold

[@zazi5305]

Makes sense to me, the kids would be pushing it down, not sideways. Look at the ground, it was really dug in there.

[@Farhan_049]

@@frederickfreddyfazbearakam3073 Now I gotta search "folding rocks"!🤣

[@matjb]

I think as a kid I wouldn’t have thought twice about a rock moving underneath me when I stepped on it. It happened often.

[@knockitoff6345]

That “big rock” next to it is where the real treasure is hidden though

[@scottfree2929]

If the big rock was the actual above ground septic tank, we'd have something to talk about.

[@JTopperz]

That’s gotta be the funniest line I’ve ever heard “this the most realistic rock I have ever seen”

[@myslef7636]

touch some grass nerd

[@dustojnikhummer]

@@arealhuman826 "this has gotta be the best pirate I have ever seen"

[@CaptainNomae]

@@arealhuman826 a real rock is more realistic than a realistic fake rock.

[@russBwright]

@@arealhuman826 your Barney is the best Barney of all the Barneys

[@sidogpmj]

@@russBwright loll. Gooch sweat.

[@jerryfreeman8587]

“Fooled everyone” *lifts rock*… *Well maintained area found*

[@MrAARon011]

Dude looks like he doesn’t do his own lawn work.

[@clonefbeeg]

Yeah. Not close to 30 years.

[@mackgraham8385]

What does the lawn maintenance have to do with not knowing the cover wasn’t a rock? There’s clover nearby which doesn’t require maintenance, and if someone weedwacks around the rock, they’re probably not going to touch the rock. Where the “rock” was resting, there’s no grass because most plants don’t grow without sunlight. Anything else I can clarify? Lol

[@bannapwns]

@@mackgraham8385 yeah what about the non-decomposed leaves?

[@mackgraham8385]

@@bannapwns they could have been blown under there when he moved the rock to do the work he needed to do lol we don’t know when he actually moved it or how long it was moved for. Use your critical thinking cap 🧢

[@benevolencia4203]

A little known factoid about actual fieldstone, and granite rocks: In reality are softer/mushier than over~ripe peaches. The thing is, they tense up w/ anxiety when you touch them…

[@pearcey1113]

Moves the big rock there’s a family living under it 😂😂😂

[@xxferalfreakxx]

"This huge rock in my backyar-" **STONE TALUS THEME INTENSIFIES**

[@autumnkitsune6865]

YES

[@soraheart7502]

Yep

[@OrlandoBustamante15]

Damn

[@RandomFunnyGamer]

Lol

[@roboknightt04]

literally started playing in my head the moment i read this

[@factoryofdivisiveopinions]

The advertisement company: "Quick Write that down!!!"

[@stanleybochenek1862]

it’s a secret company

[@davidjones6969]

Farmer moves big rock and finds ICBM

[@DaBaltimoron]

Plot twist: the big rock is your septic tank.

[@reykingbabie7]

The bigger rock that was dubbed the “conspiracy guy” finally feels vindicated. He’s been saying for 30 years the other rock was a clone!

[@user-Ityrirz]

"It's about reason it's about strength" -fraudulent rock

[@milkuetea]

We starve, we eat

[@stanleybochenek1862]

put in the lazy put in the heavy

[@bearthezooescapee2439]

And give donations

[@kba]

Chinese and copyright infringement in my veins

[@onnie.6815]

That double entendre was amazing

[@craftycat92]

Yeah, it fooled me alright.. I thought it was some kind of undiscovered giant turtle that looks like a rock. 😂😅 I was waiting for that sucker to get up and start walking.🤦‍♀️🐢

[@kimbybean001]

An ad? For a rock, fake rock, vent for air, a guy who originally appears strong, or an underground bunker?

[@toshasloyalslave2157]

**UFO under the big rock** "Phew... That was close."