This Talking Hedgehog Movie is Wild (Andy the Talking Hedgehog)

If animals could talk, apparently they would have nothing worthwhile to say.
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[@Wingless-]

Andy the Talking Hedgehog is like a character Allison would make up as a running gag in a review of something else -- but it's real. It's REAL!

[@gracekim25]

Aye that’s SUPER accurate 😂

[@marcherwitch9811]

'myeeeeeurgh, i'm a spiky miwacle!'

[@Pipkiablo]

"Flowers, animals, or birds"... Today I learned that 'birds' aren't animals, they're a fungus or some shit.

[@gracekim25]

😂 yes Birds are a separate thing 🤣

[@markiangooley]

I’ve heard some people use “animal” to mean only mammals, but that’s unusual and sort of stupid.

[@doctorhirst9302]

If all plants talk, can the little girl hear the grass scream in pain whenever she steps on it?

[@gracekim25]

These are the real questions 😂

[@alionfish5]

Maybe that's why plants are so desperate to remind people that they can speak in this movie...and why everyone still ignore them

[@graemesmith6721]

And apparently, Andy can talk to pigs, but he has no problem eating a sausage, the little monster.

[@jeatzaxl1862]

I was half expecting the hedgehog to ask if he was turtley enough for the turtle club.

[@MediumRareOpinions]

Pistachio's most convincing disguise, yet somehow the least impressive

[@AllyGatorAnimator]

As memorable(?!) as Andy's dairy obsession is, milk can give hedgehogs diarrhoea, to the point that it can kill them, so I guess the movie is going to end with Andy shitting himself to an agonising death. There's your happy ending, kids. They do love cat-food though, so I guess the creepy cat hating Andy with a passion made sense.

[@limalepakko6074]

I remember when I tried to catch my cat that had run away and there were always hedgehogs in the cat trap eating the cat food I had left there

[@wstine79]

Allison and Phelous talking about goofy talking animal movies is the best way to start a week.

[@gracekim25]

Ooo agreed

[@MissAshley42]

As someone currently living with a heat wave, if every plant and animal could speak around here, it would be nonstop screams of agony and exhaustion.

[@gracestarkes2644]

That poor little hedgehog looks scared in some scenes :( I hope it was well-cared for after this film.

[@CanIswearinmyhandle]

Unfortunately they don't seem like very good caretakers since they fed it milk, which you're absolutely not supposed to do

[@gracekim25]

@@CanIswearinmyhandlewait is it poison to them?😰

[@CanIswearinmyhandle]

@@gracekim25 no, they're lactose intolerant so it'll probably upset their stomach but it's not dangerous

[@Tareltonlives]

I'm scared for the cute little guy

[@phreakazoith2237]

Sausage aint no good as well

[@jesssoucy4976]

I love how outraged you both are about the lack of horse

[@aquabreeze7612]

I'm so glad I stayed after the credits for the KITTEN! Welcome, Ziggy 🥰

[@wstine79]

I wonder if the good fairy Tara Reid was the same one who made Wabuu and all the animals in the Dingo pictures Universe talk?

[@lucidone2738]

“Can I borrow a feline” 😅

[@Tareltonlives]

Do you have a racing car cat bed?

[@LaNoLaCola]

And I thought the first design for Live Action Sonic would be the most horrifying thing to happen to hedgehogs in cinematic history

[@skortyspice]

At least no-one married their own reincarnated hedgehog for this one.

[@gracestarkes2644]

According to Ziggy, there’s a 95% chance she loves milk. Milk! Milk! Milk! Milk! Milk!

[@markiangooley]

No. It’s MELK dammit

[@AmityvilleFan]

Actualy, you shouldn't give milk to a hedgehog.

[@runeanonymous9760]

@@AmityvilleFanare humans the only species with adult lactose tolerance???

[@timberwolf0122]

... lemonade and round the corner fudge is made

[@gracestarkes2644]

@@AmityvilleFan I was referring to the kitty in the post-credits scene 🐱

[@cosmiccats15-ju9ic]

Hedgehog conversations might be a bit 'sharp' for some 🦔

[@gracekim25]

Eh!👍😹

[@tman7470]

But you can never say they are pointless

[@waypastcoolkid]

Poor creatures often get misinterpreted as prickly, but they’re so sweet :3

[@robmeehan7208]

You know that the production value on the movie is top-notch when it becomes difficult to discern which character voiceovers are from the movie are which ones are from you and Phelan, lmao.

[@SirWilliamKidney]

We've been blessed with so much of your content recently! Welcome back, Allison, we all missed you!

[@shawnconway6009]

Home Alone staring a talking hedgehog and two groundskeepers was certainly a choice!

[@Rebochan]

LOL I forgot I was at the credits tier and I have never been more proud to contribute to you and Phelous going slowly insane.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

I guess the landscapers are about as stupid as Team Rocket - they keep running after this talking hedgehog and do not realize they could make it just this big by using the talking sphinx cat that they already have around. :D

[@KirbyIsCute]

This video reminds me when you reviewed the Time Machine (that I found in a yard sale). The goofiness and how well you two bounce of each other makes me realize I need watch the Time Machine video again. Plus the more I hear about terrible movies that would usually not be known makes me look forward to future videos.

[@AllisonPregler]

Thanks!!

[@lordofuzkulak8308]

Fairly sure you’re not supposed to give hedgehogs milk; don’t recall if it’s outright poisonous for them or if it just gives them extremely bad diarrhoea.

[@shawncat]

They're lactose intolerant; cow's milk can cause fatal diarrhea in them unfortunately.

[@lordofuzkulak8308]

@@shawncat thought so. It’s also bad for cats, contrary to popular belief, isn’t it?

[@shawncat]

@@lordofuzkulak8308 Correct; cats can't properly process cows milk either. Closest non cat milk they can kinda handle in small quantities is goat's milk, and even then it's iffy.

[@shawncat]

The takeaway from this movie is that they had an inept animal wrangler

[@daveryder9617]

"Melk...melk, melk, melk, melk..."

[@47Jaspers]

Remember on America's Funniest Home Videos how Bob Saget would impersonate the people onscreen with silly voices to fill in the gaps before the actual funny part happens? This movie is like a full-length version of that, except nobody ends up faceplanting into a birthday cake.

[@Leonard1977ful]

To be honest, though, that's when Bob Saget was funny on the show. Every other joke on the show, not that funny. However, I really liked America's Funniest Home Videos growing up.

[@seanmatyas]

And "can i borrow a feeling" is now stuck in my head

[@Sealinkchin]

Oh my gosh! Hedgehogs are nocturnal. Poor thing, forced to stay awake all day....

[@gracekim25]

Yeah I was gonna say you don’t usually see them in DAYLIGHT unless it’s Sonic the hedgehog 😅

[@sarahcook2818]

Aww Ziggy is adorable! 😻

[@idiedforthisproductions]

Thank God for movie nights and talking hedgehogs-absolutely beautiful!

[@CoMCPranks]

I am am hooked 3 minutes in. A depressed singing hairless cat whose lips don't move... Yeah this is one of THOSE types of bad movies. I'm in!

[@weirdkitty07]

I have a realative who had a hairless cat. He had a name, but they always called him Scroty, for obvious reasons.

[@Psconners]

Came for the review, stayed for new kitteh.

[@gracestarkes2644]

Even Dean Cain is not exempt from the Superman curse. He’s starred in a lot of crappy kids films starring talking animals, talk about misfortune!

[@FaeQueenCory]

"Misfortune"? Or divine, righteous punishment for being the absolute worst?

[@gracekim25]

Including golden retrievers

[@michaelchallis4129]

It’s okay, he is a crappy person.

[@br0wneyedsusan]

“EVEN Dean Cain??” Dean Cain deserves this exact career

[@maniak1768]

Good to see that Tara Reid's career is still flourishing.

[@kevinramsey417]

A Talking Hedgehog?!?

[@richysradioroom]

Ziggy the new Ash. Welcome to earth. Live long and purr lots.

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

Just what I needed after a big ass roadtrip to and from a major convention, relaxing at home watching my fav movie review couple talk yet again about a bad talking animal movie ♡

[@leigy100]

I’m surprised Faye Dunaway and Supergirl didn’t fall in love with those Landscapers and start fighting each other for their love. Missed opportunity ‘Andy the Talking Hedgehog.’

[@171QA]

It's like the director saw Sonic the Hedgehog movies and thought, "I can make this premise dumber." Edit: The director sounds like he's pretending to do Dave Coulier's Venkeman voice from the Real Ghostbusters. XD

[@holdmyweight3597]

Andy the talking Hedgehog came out before the Sonic movies though

[@br0wneyedsusan]

Mind you, this movie is EXACTLY the career Dean Cain deserves

[@samuelwright9255]

I hope they washed their hands, as hedgehogs cover themselves in salivary shit and the scientific community still doesn't understand the underlying behaviour and just why?

[@gracekim25]

So like cats?

[@andreasnickmann370]

13:48 they'd to use plain chips because the good ones were destroyed by Mr. Clipboard. Remember Mr. Clipboard? "survival of the fittest, Leonard!"

[@alclarke]

I’m really late too the party but I’m glad you peeps have thrived.Mathew, Todd and you two really were given a bum wrap but delighted you are working on your own projects. Awesome seemed to be abysmal. Lov❤Alistair

[@UJEvans]

"owww, my toe!" I think about that every time I see Tara Reid in anything

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

You guys crack me up, the Groundhog Day parody and Kirk Van HoutenCat, that was comedy gold. Also since I have been rewatching The Adventures of Puss in Boots, I could not get the mental image out of my head that Whiskers' girlfriend must have been Sphinx from that show who talks like a valley-girl. :D -"Can I borrow a feeling?" -"Yeah, sure, whatevs..."

[@ShayLaLaLooHoo]

ZIGGY!!!! I have been so excited to see Ziggy in action! She's so small! 35:30

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

25:40 - All that "we'll get back to that later" stuff made me think of Dr. Who and the Curse of Fatal Death. "I will explain later."

[@oneghost1257]

You sure that's not secretly a quote from the actual show under Moffat?

[@bloodyfloorboards]

if jaleel white got paid per use of the “thats no good” sonic clip he’d be a rich rich man from this video alone

[@cpkgrownup9496]

Aww Ziggy is adorable. I call my toddler wiggle worm. 😅

[@Leonard1977ful]

Allison and Phelous, you two made did such a hilarious review for this campy low-budget kids movie. Even though it might a bit drawn out, I wouldn't mind watching it just for its campy animal talking, quality, and ridiculousness.

[@Equ3strianGam3r]

Andy the Hedgehog's voice kind of sounds like a cross between Garfield and Kermit the Frog.

[@palatinus712]

As always, love watching you two doing videos together. Also love Phelan's Lorenzo Music voice.

[@mynaemismoos]

The credits were the best part. Thanks for the much needed laughs! Always a delight watching you two review bad movies together!

[@Giran_0]

Someone: Goku do you want a girlfriend? Goku: what's that can I eat it? Chi-chi: ...yes

[@Polycomical]

Gary Busey, Sonic and Simpsons references, this is like a Voltron of deliciousness

[@BloodrealmX]

"flowers, animals, or birds" So it's okay to make non-flowering plants able to talk? Also since when are birds not animals? "handymen who do everything for them" Oh, there's actually a term for that. It's *_"LEO!!!!!!"_* Awww, Ziggy is adorable!

[@neogotham2k395]

Allison & Phelous reviewing together is wholesome!

[@grapeshot]

I guess there's no Sonic with this Hedgehog🦔🦔🦔

[@theadamblock]

I don't know who these movies are made for but I'm glad they exist. 🙃

[@wstine79]

Looks like another movie where Tara Reid is second billed behind a vicious animal.

[@andrewoliver7095]

Always love to see episodes of Movie Nights! Great work as usual!

[@mrm.acampbell2722]

Somehow this makes the David DeCaoteau talking animal films masterpieces

[@ChaosChaser]

I initially thought this was another David DeCoteau film featuring talking animals. I don't know if I'm disappointed or not...

[@CountessJJ]

Staying to the end was worth it, I had seen pics on twitter but she's such a cutie. Looks similar to my kitty. Great video as usual.

[@fatimagic1365]

10:28 i literally made the same joke as phelan watching this for the first time 😂

[@culwin]

24:35 There are movies like Nightmare on Elm Street or Christmas Story, where we know the address of the house they filmed, but I don't think they need to worry about too many fans visiting "The house from Andy the Talking Hedgehog".

[@ShayLaLaLooHoo]

The fact that this movie was "Buy or Rent" a few days ago but now is "Preview Only" is hilarious

[@Tareltonlives]

♫Can I borrow a feeling?♫

[@Tareltonlives]

Any bad movie can be improved with Chris Farley. Bubba is the only character who is actually trying. The kids are uncomfortable and the adults are on cruise control and nobody looks like they want to be here.

[@garylee4543]

Can’t believe you guys didn’t comment on the scene where the cheerleaders are clearly being recorded out of character using the actors real names, talking about a car accident that happened between the actors.

[@titangirl161]

Me: well that was a shit day *sees a new movie nights after midnight* Me: well, at least this day is starting out good

[@danathurmond4340]

Please make a compilation of your review of talking animal movies! I need something to get me through this next week!

[@EarthboundX]

Oh this movie, Good Bad or Bad Bad covered this as well. Dean Cain is in a ton of movies like this apparently.

[@jasongretencord3326]

Of all the movies I've seen featuring a talking hedgehog, this is the third best.

[@crazyjedi5994]

It’s my third time watching this, and I only just noticed Phelan and Allison’s version of the BBC test card. Hilarious!

[@somewhatmesmerized]

I love you & Phelan reviewing these kooky movies SO MUCH. Please keep doing them ❤

[@michaelhoerr2468]

I mean, Dean Cain DID play a pretty decent superstitious serial killer on Criminal Minds.

[@PIXPromosMore]

I know it's Milk, but it will never Not sound like "Melk" to me

[@cryptozoolibrarian]

Omg I remember seeing this DVD at work and having to show all my coworkers the worst cover I had ever seen. Minus the nattering, the hedgehog is cute af

[@graemesmith6721]

So, if animals could always talk in this universe, does that mean that all the cows and pigs being herded into slaughterhouses were begging for their lives but the humans couldn't hear them? That's pretty horrifying. Think also what it would mean when the girl made her wish and the humans suddenly COULD hear them!

[@erikjohnsonillustrat]

I missed the part we’re you said HEDGEHOGS have nothing interesting to say, and just assumed you were talking about Dean Cain having nothing to tell us.

[@iskandarr1496]

You are so funny, please keep making more. I love these

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

The fact this is available for purchase on KZbin really says something about the quality control of what they put a price tag on here 😂

[@ObtuseMori]

Hilarious review of a hilariously bad movie. Milk milk milk. Also Ziggy is adorable. Also also your outfit and makeup looked great Allison.

[@TindraSan]

the dad's breakdown was gonna happen sooner or later and the hedgehog talking was just an excuse he made to justify it lol

[@Skreezilla]

Surely the cat would want to: "Borrow a Feline!" ... .. . ... I will get my coat

[@DiarraHarris]

What's next "Nutty the Talking Squirrel".

[@weirdkitty07]

So the dad presumably has a DVD of American Pie and the cat saw it, and he has daughters. That must be embarrassing for him. Ha.

[@diexditi3175]

Ziggy! Ziggy Ziggy Ziggy!

[@user-lb9xw4xf2q]

Just comparing it to the previous incessantly talking animal movie covered, this one at least doesn't have the hedgehog eloping with Dean Cain!

[@frokuprime8778]

Relationship goals ⬆️

[@brianlewolfhunt]

New kitty! So cute!

[@lonerdreamer92]

"Hmm, Sonic didn't talk enough. How about we use a real hedgehog who never shuts the fuck up???"

[@JKSaabh]

Most of the animals are so stupid! ~Wabuu, circa 1996

[@bsangel93]

Love your outfits and accessories Alison. 😊

[@cameronstone4495]

Man, I know the reactions to the initial design for the Sonic Movie was pretty negative but I think they overcorrected a little here,

[@michaelthomas5433]

I wish I was a talking hedgehog sometimes. Though I have never wished to be named Andy. Weird, huh?

[@RealKaiserRyu]

That video title is great because of Knuckles famous shut up line in Sonic X

[@Tareltonlives]

Whiskers: Don't you know dignity when you see it?!

[@Tareltonlives]

I wish they had Gary Busey in this. He'd overact everyone else with just his expressions

[@weirdkitty07]

Incident at Hedgehog creek, as he falls on the rake and is impaled, imagines the whole thing.

[@StrawberryShorty]

A talking hedgehog!?!

[@Splendiferous42]

A Talking Hedgehog?!