BATWOMAN 3x06 REVIEW | This Show Is Written By 5-Year-Olds

[@CoomanX5]

You know Batwoman is ass backwards when ALICE, the villain who shouldn’t give a crap, is the better detective than the ENTIRE BAT TEAM. Mary being poison ivy: found out by Alice Freeze notes: found out by Alice The trigger for poison ivy: FOUND OUT BY FREAKING ALICE.

[@twinodoom]

At this point, I'm inclined to believe her shared DNA with Bruce Wayne has allowed her to inherit the Detective abilities that the rest of the team doesn't have.

[@hordakprime6172]

At this point Alice should be Batwoman.

[@twinodoom]

@@hordakprime6172 Woah, woah, don't give them any ideas

[@alexxs7evin]

Such a diverse, representative cast and Alice keeps stealing the show... Reminds me of Jim Carey on "In Living Color."

[@MegaOhhboy]

That part smh

[@RogueFox2185]

You know a somewhat heroic version of Posion Ivy struggling to do the right thing while dealing with her affinity for nature would be a cool storyline to see, but unfortunately we’re stuck with Mary: The self righteous hypocrite.

[@nmjjmn663]

That's because they need to have the powers themselves be what makes the recipient evil, so Poison Ivy can be cured and go back to dating Rene without consequence.

[@TheShelby313]

The reason why Batman and Jim Gordon relationship was so good is that even if Batman kept something a secret Jim was still smart enough to figure it out on his own, Batman was only just a little bit quicker. There’s no relationship like that here or characters so if a person is just kept out of the loop that’s mostly it.

[@superstarrip1280]

Not really since the power of lesbians is so great that you will resolve all your problems with it

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

There are no characters here.

[@TheShelby313]

@@paulmurgatroyd6372 only props

[@MiguelRivera-cs2tk]

Batman and Jim Gordon respected that each other. Gordon hands were tied by the system and Batman did what Gordon could not. Batman would give Gordon the info needed to work within the system. This show is all feelings

[@TheShelby313]

@@MiguelRivera-cs2tk hell what they did with Batman and Harvey is better. They learned that even though they didn’t like each other they still learned to understand that their on the same side and away their differences to beat crime

[@patrickkelmer6290]

Halfway through the episode I was like "wow, these people are dumb", and then I was surprised that I was surprised

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

D C Fontana would be violently ill if she knew what had happened to women scriptwriters.

[@flipneleanor7370]

Well Alice is a women, so she's actually a victim. None of the murderings is her fault, no responsibility for her crimes because she's a victim. Mary is also a women, so she's also a victim. No responsibility for her either. According to the writers logic that is.

[@Hanmacx]

Alice is still most likable than the others

[@Ricky_Spanishh]

Woman is singular, women is plural.

[@flipneleanor7370]

@@Ricky_Spanishh you're right.

[@elitereptilian200]

@@flipneleanor7370 you should have replied "your right" to him..

[@nmjjmn663]

The most hilarious line this episode was Mary saying she believes in justice. If she gave a crap about that, she wouldn't refuse to report gunshot wounds and criminals who come to her clinic. Gotta say though, it was satisfying to see Mary be the villain, the role she was born for. It's funny, I actually did like her in Season 1, because she was, at least, friendly and I felt some sympathy for how Kate kept ditching her, but they dropped all that when they hit Season 2.

[@madamefluffy4788]

Oh, I can believe Mary believes in justice - social justice (given her love for social media); not actual criminal justice.

[@Adamguy2003]

Well said! When I listened to HeelvsBabyface's review of this ep, that ridiculous declaration by Mary made me burst out laughing at the top of my lungs and say out loud, "Yeah, right! And I'm an Abercrombie and Fitch model!" And, I agree; Having Mary turn evil is unintentionally quite fitting for her. She's a selfish, spoiled brat who always has to get her way and throws a tantrum whenever anyone (Especially a man) says the forbidden word "No" to her. What she did to the poor schlub in the beginning of this episode is perfectly in keeping with that, all it took was a teeny little push from Ivy to make Mary go from obnoxious to evil.

[@Jeff-ok6dr]

Don't forget her illegally run clinic

[@stormryder4305]

It seems the writer doesn't even know what she's writing.

[@Jeff-ok6dr]

@@stormryder4305 none of them do

[@nobody2996]

The Ivy infection makes her so without shame and following her 'passions' to an extreme level that she murders a guy for rejecting her and murders a dude for hurting her friend's sister; and yet she isn't even tempted to kill the domestic terrorist who's responciable for the most traumatizing moment in her life? How is she working with Alice without a care?

[@clueless9245]

With that logic, confused how Ryan, Sophie and Luke were not first on the list to die. I guess her response to feeling ignored and neglected by the team is a guilt trip.

[@omnianimator8468]

To quote a great man 'because the plot says so.'

[@hassathunter2464]

"I had a mother? Who forged DNA so Alice was left behind? Nah... everything was all Jacob's fault all along!"

[@clueless9245]

@@hassathunter2464 Ah yes! The ABM logic -- anybody / anything but me

[@DrakeBarrow]

8:20 - Adding spice to that, Mary is at least self-aware enough to KNOW she has a problem. Bare minimum, she could be committed long enough to keep her under observation. Even assuming that she's not a threat to others, you want to make sure she's not a threat to herself. 16:45 - Holy. Shit. So...Sophie TORTURES a guy to death, Ryan sees the results of this, and...nothing? Batman himself might not turn her in, but at a bare minimum he'd disown her ass from the Bat-Family (back in the comics he refused to work with the Huntress any more after she did something similar).

[@t.r2603]

Im gonna say it... Batman Forever is no longer the worst property associated with Batman. That title now belongs to Batwoman, and i say that with every Bat Credit card, "chicks dig the car", and dumb ice puns in mind.

[@m626m]

I don't get why Poison Mary and Alice are now partners. Wouldn't Mary have deep hatred for Alice killing her mother and other crimes and immediately put a vine tightly around Alice's neck? But Mary can attempt to kill a man because he called her "Sweet" and whine to Ryan and Luke.

[@HalfBrainGamers]

Nah Alice and her are like besties now for... reasons. I guess because Alice sowed the seeds (sorry) to Mary believing Luke and Ryan aren't there for her enough. But it shouldn't change the fact that Mary is supposed to hate her for oh idk, killing her mother maybe? And all the other crimes she has done. They act mildly annoyed with Alice rather than justifiably angry because oh she's crazy but she's actually good! Except when she abets an actual criminal that can reign hell on Gotham.

[@thoriasunlimited4053]

Mary is "passionate about justice" so she can try to kill a guy for calling her sweet, while she partners with the woman who murdered her mother. Makes perfect sense.

[@patrickkelmer6290]

I really just love the fact that the last season really spend oh so much time to tell us that Alice is only eeeevul because of Safiyah and Enigma, and then she still does shit like the stuff she did here, because reasons. With that said, because everyone is an asshole in this show, I still root for Alice.

[@edwardrichtofen8530]

Honestly I feel the only reason Alice is in the show is because she is the idiotic creators OC.

[@Capronice]

I wanted Alice to become Bat Woman.

[@Arcania9516]

@@Capronice Maybe than things will become interesting if this happens.

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@edwardrichtofen8530 well Mr Edward how did you watch this from a zombie ridden dimension!? Also you'd make a better villian than these fools ~

[@thatjackass1403]

Mary was straight so it was no surprise when she announced she was this seasons villian

[@Nabinut]

Once she made that declaration, it was a matter of time before she turned evil :)

[@nmjjmn663]

By the way, Safiyah is still laying comatose somewhere with a magic knife in her heart. Alice hasn't said anything about it herself. So much for that 'storm' Safiyah predicted coming to Gotham lol.

[@bluelanternguardianangel8038]

Oh crap I genuinely forgot about that plotline happened lol good for you for remembering

[@nmjjmn663]

@@bluelanternguardianangel8038 I didn't remember it for quite a while myself lol. The plot line was just so inconsequential it was easy to forget. I'm betting it'll never come up again, meaning Safiyah will be in a coma for all eternity.

[@zilvertron]

She ain't wrong, it's a shitstorm

[@nmjjmn663]

I think you could've gotten bingo this time. "Evil White Men" and "Lesbian Love Triangles" should be checked off, on account of the black glove guy and the newfound love triangle between Ryan, Sophie, and Rene.

[@Butlee]

Sounds like Ryan let criminal's go again as well,

[@thoriasunlimited4053]

TBH, if I made it that easy, I'd be getting bingo every week, which would take the fun out of it.

[@OceanbornAngel]

This is my writer's instinct here, if I was planning to turn Mary into a villain, I would have used the death of her mother as the catalyst with Mary having some resentment over the way that they have been treating Alice, her mother's murderer, with more compassion than her. That way her villain turn would make more sense than just hating on Ryan and Luke for whatever flimsy reasons the writers came up with.

[@taragnor]

Yeah lol, instead she's teaming up with Alice, the person who murdered her mother, and being angry at Ryan and Luke for not paying enough attention to her. She also murdered the first guy with the bees because he rejected her on a dating app.

[@Nabinut]

Not that the writers are smart enough to do this, but Mary could team up with Alice long enough to help her release OG Poison Ivy, then betray Alice as revenge for killing her mother.

[@AugusCrafting]

"That random word generator is working harder than you" man... How I wish someone show these videos to the writers/producers

[@thanglongnguyenvu3815]

Actually, it's impossible to feel bad for the majority of the cast. Edit: cast of characters, i meant.

[@Stop_Gooning]

IDK I feel pretty bad for the crew member who got a 3rd degree burn back in season 1 Dude got a permanent reminder that he worked on this show....

[@AlexSeverinski]

I kinda feel bad for Javicia Leslie. She came into a situation she was unprepared for and had to cope as best she could.

[@Stop_Gooning]

@@AlexSeverinski yeah, her too. Can't be too good for the ol career having this on your resume

[@Fatalis690]

@@Stop_Gooning don't forget the other crew member who, if I'm remembering this correctly, is in a wheelchair because of something on set.

[@Stop_Gooning]

@@Fatalis690 I didn't hear about that one. The injuries I knew about were the 3rd degree burn and RR injuring her spine.

[@patrickmcguire7896]

So last season Ryan complained how a prisoner killed himself under Jacob's watch after be beat him for information but says nothing about Sophie doing the same thing but with fire?! Hypocrite thy name is Batwoman

[@thoriasunlimited4053]

Sophie murdered that dude and Ryan had nothing to say about it. Alice is walking around free while Jacob rots in prison for aiding and abetting Alice. I can't help but feel like there's a double standard here.

[@m626m]

The show's writers don't know the WNBA needs positive optics these days and shouldn't have the open with the girl shooting a pathetic air ball. Calling Mary compassionate is wrong. This is the person that had the desert rose cure and walked by all the sick people in the hospital (that could use it) just to apply it only to Luke last season.

[@Groomsman]

This episode did things that were already done but cranked the frustration up. Remember when Batwoman had a prisoner? Remember when Mary rejected Jacob? Well here’s something like that but worse! And Luke man. Remember when he actively chose death only to be brought back against his will? I bet he really wishes he could have a do over with that

[@Nabinut]

Not only is the show written by 5-year-olds, they wrote Mary as a 5-year-old, who when she doesn't get the attention she wants, decides to act out. In this case, becoming a Poison Ivy host and trying to kill her friends.

[@DrakeKnight99]

I'd figure this would eventually kill her as Ivy took over her body completely which means making Ivy black would make sense for a valid reason but they'd ass pull a way to save her or just have them both explode

[@balrighty3523]

The movie for the 60s Batman series had the re-hydrenated de-hydrenated henchmen die at the slightest impact because they were reconstituted not with regular water, but with the heavy water from the Batcave's atomic pile. That's right; the drinking water is right next to the radioactive water. And it's still a country mile more intelligent than the Batcave having windows.

[@DrakeKnight99]

Bat shark repellent made more sense

[@justincicconi759]

@TheSurgeon Fonzie waterskiing over that shark in Happy Days makes more sense then this show.

[@deralbtraumritter8573]

This show makes no sense: From a Batsuit with a zipper, to the Batmobile that has AGM-114 Missiles (missiles that are about 1/2 the size of that car). Makes sense...

[@crichton397]

This idea makes no sense: A man in a costume uses his money to fight crime. Makes sense...

[@edwardrichtofen8530]

@@crichton397 it very much makes sense in universe. This show can’t keep continuity scene to scene. You can’t be stupid enough to say it’s ridiculous there fire nothing matters.

[@samuelespinelli7445]

"...this is not how human body works, this is not how plants work, and this f***ing show is not how television works!" XD

[@noneya3635]

The biggest crime with this show is that Batwoman comics incorporate a lot of urban legends and make for really interesting stories. But these (lol) writers can’t be bothered to even research the source material, much less follow the enemies that Kate actually fights. This show could’ve been so much more of it wasn’t in the hands of twidiots.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

It's sort of genius really, the plot can happen exactly the way they want without having to explain it, they just say it happens. It's like magic, they stagger from plot point to contrived scenario with no need for anything in between. So, they're bad magicians, because you can see it not working.

[@ffjj3964]

Like supergirl. It’s not about batwoman, it about woke batman.

[@IronDragon-2143]

"This Show Is Written By 5 Year Olds" Well you can only write stories and characters as smart as you are.

[@crichton397]

I feel like this comment section is full of angry white 20-40 year old incels with nothing better to do than watch this garbage fire of a show, or rather listen to another angry white dude waste his life talking about and faking aneurysms over a show he claims he hates.

[@shanedaley6236]

Either 5 year Olds or a vary basic ai program that's so nonsensical that it makes this

[@edwardrichtofen8530]

@@crichton397 we can all learn from a bad example. That is exactly what this series is. An absolute FAILURE on nearly every level. Also, oh nooooo. Never heard the 40 year old white incel shit before.

[@readhistory2023]

@@crichton397 It's badly written show full of unlikable characters with plot holes you could drive a semi-truck through. Even the liberal critics hate this dumpster fire. P.S. You're the family member that brings up politics at Thanksgiving aren't you?

[@edgarplummer6750]

"Don't look at me I tried to warn you!" - 😂😂😂😂😂

[@strifenineteen]

Every time I listen to your review I keep thinking back to The Warp Zone and their skit about The Flash where the writers are trying to make the show so bad on purpose but they keep getting renewed and break down crying at the end. All you have to do replace The Flash with Batwoman and it all makes sense.

[@kreese-yi2nb]

What's most funny is this amnesiac, continuity-hating show is being written by (mostly) the same group of writers since the beginning. Scribes of this episode are among those people.

[@cttommy73]

Az from HeelvsBabyface talked about how the guy encased in honey was just some guy who in the end, didn't like Mary enough and so she took revenge by encasing him in honey. Would have been great to hear what you thought about that.

[@DeetotheDubs]

I still wish for the day Thorias and Az collab on something, even if just a discussion.

[@andrewjurkiewicz4393]

Probably cause he was...WNITE

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

I mean, most people have a shit job or two under their belt, but I wouldn't swap with Az. It's like torture.

[@nicki6317]

Thorias and Az should do a collab on the season finale or at least a post-season discussion

[@thoriasunlimited4053]

He liked her enough to call her "sweet" despite ALL the evidence. What else could she possibly want?

[@mmorpger0558]

I liked the Mary, Mary quite contrary line at the end. I'm wondering if Jada is going to end up being Catwoman and they discover it by finding her whip in her office or home.

[@hordakprime6172]

Would not be surprised.

[@F1rstWorldNomaD]

I think it's pretty safe to say they're tanking the show on purpose at this point. No one, not even a 3 year old child, would consider a cave with windows being reasonable idea. The stupidity to come up with that idea is in the "I don't know how to dress myself" territory, actually being able to write and spell is far beyond this intellectual capacity.

[@cccruzer73]

Also another thing it’s been established in elseworlds that Wayne enterprises is basically not even an active company anymore since Bruce left Gotham, and that even the board of directors has left the company so there’s technically no more Wayne enterprises. That was the whole point so Kate can have Wayne tower be a good hideout and not have to worry about anyone interrupting them. The writers of this show is trying to undo something that has already been established in elseworlds. Also since Bruce is still alive, isn’t he the only person allowed to appoint a new ceo as the owner of the company. If not Bruce, the board of directors would appoint a new ceo, but the board of directors are gone.

[@thoriasunlimited4053]

There are TONS of things that contradict this. The company still has lots of employees that have been mentioned, (though never seen) they still worry about their stock cratering, the company was still doing enough that Jada torpedoing them put them in crisis mode. Etc, etc... Bro, continuity does not exist in the Arrowverse. You're not still expecting them to follow it, are you?

[@HyperMoeMan]

Now I know why they have the faux rogues gallery of Batman. Because the actual villain the Batman faces would be too tough for widdle Batbetty to handle.

[@aa-jf5gu]

You can tell these writers don’t care about Batman because they have no knowledge of him or his history. When they revealed the poison ivy look for Mary they said that she is next after Uma Thurman. There have been 3 live action poison ivys on Gotham since Uma Thurman, and why are they acting like Uma Thurmans poison ivy was even good. It was trash. There have been so many better interpretations like the Arkham games or btas.

[@Stop_Gooning]

That was the one from Batman Forever, right? I know it's "bad" but I love that movie

[@chidorisnake22]

@@Stop_Gooning Close, Batman & Robin.

[@Stop_Gooning]

@@chidorisnake22 That whole era was *chef's kiss*

[@crichton397]

So by your logic if Kevin Conroy didn't know about the Batman of Zur'en'arh that would mean he doesn't care about Batman or his history.

[@aa-jf5gu]

@@crichton397it’s not that they don’t know about the multiple poison ivys since Uma Thurman. It’s that they outright claimed that Mary’s poison ivy is THE next one after Uma Thurman. That is factually incorrect. They don’t bother doing the tiniest amount of research to see that there have been other actresses that have played poison ivy.

[@RashManly]

Another wildly entertaining show as usual - I mean Thorias, not the awful Batwoman show. Thorias suffers so we don't have to by watching Batwoman so we can all see who the hero here is. Rash Manly

[@grantpflum6844]

Wow, the LOOK has gotten even better! You managed to mix the hopeless apathy you've had for most of this season and combined it with just a SMIDGE of your season one outrage. Great work!

[@JosephFrostsGhost]

Mary wants to dance like Uma Thurman. Make her hair look like a mess. Mary wants to dance like Uma Thurman, and she can’t get Luke out of her head. She can move green vines and work her wardrobe. Work her wardrobe. Oh! Oh! She’ll keep Lucius’ AI. Take Alice on… a… road… trip.

[@simonhurt9666]

Beautiful

[@GeekGal84]

It is such a shame how far Montoya fell. While Gotham wasn’t perfect, why she went from that to...this is just sad. Funny how Mary says she doesn’t hurt people but doing a.. live surgery in front of an audience but I think she forgot bout that. Thorias... you need paid so much more for suffering through this.

[@hordakprime6172]

Yeah the trauma from witnessing a live surgery alone is harmful.

[@GeekGal84]

@@hordakprime6172 They screwed up her character and Poison Ivy. That was a nickname, not some idiotic label. It was something that went wrong in the lab, not a disease that spreads. Mary could have been sympathetic if they did her character right but now...I pity Uma Thurman for Mary staining the name of Poison Ivy...and that says alot...

[@psquared2020]

@@GeekGal84 Mary is a doctor but she doesn't specialize in plants, does she?

[@GeekGal84]

@@psquared2020 No. By all means, she should be in college still. 8 years to become a doctor and she got her doctorate in less then 2? Crap. Poison Ivy was a person, not an infection.

[@psquared2020]

@@GeekGal84 It was more of an attempted murder than something that went wrong in a lab.

[@teux01]

It's too bad they only made Mary a villain. The rest of the cast already act like villains so they should just go ahead and embrace the fact that they are the baddies.

[@thoriasunlimited4053]

Ironically, Evil Mary and Normal Mary are really not that different. She's acting basically the same way, just with super powers to make her more dangerous now.

[@AlexSeverinski]

Is it bad that I went throughout the entire length of the episode seeing Mary descend into evil and thought nothing about it except "it's about time"?

[@theaccolade6533]

Regular Mary = Bitchy Heel Poison Mary = Bitchy Heel I see no difference between the 2 except now the show is acknowledging Poison Mary as a heel.

[@electricflyer81]

The surprise plot twist is Thorias breaking the 4th wall to be the master villain behind all the Batwoman rogues gallery…

[@budgiecat9039]

If the batcave is not below ground in the Wayne Enterprise building or on the ground floor......how the hell did Bruce Wayne put the Batmobile in there and how the hell did Ryan drive it out of there??

[@regiman222]

3:49 At this point I'm not surprised, everything's a fucking mantle these days especially when they want to change the character's race or gender: Black Joker, Female Thor, female Loki, and now Asian Poison Ivy, or Poison Mary as she's now known.

[@Stop_Gooning]

Wait, Mary has been Asian this whole time?

[@regiman222]

8:30 "...most punchable dipshit this side of Barry Allen" don't know why that fits so well

[@michaelplowman8674]

So now the writers have Mary playing the "You were never a real sister, I mean friend to me when all I wanted was a sister, I mean friend!"

[@Artist_Unbound]

Poor Thorias. If you hated Mary before, just wait. She is now Poison Mary. Poor guy. God, I Hate The CW.

[@featherguardian6023]

My too Man.

[@thatjackass1403]

Don't forget Marquez Joker

[@psquared2020]

@@thatjackass1403 Or you can call him the Bloker.

[@thoriasunlimited4053]

I mean, Bridget Regan is going to be showing up at some point, so I imagine Mary won't be staying evil for very long. But I imagine the story will end up being Poison Ivy getting redeemed so her and Montoya can finally be together, then Mary gets to keep the plant powers w/o turning evil, so she can get in on the action with Ryan and Luke from now on, god help us.

[@featherguardian6023]

@@thoriasunlimited4053 Yep,sounds about right,God help and give us all mercy so that this torture would be quick and painless the more we finish up this disaster that I would rather watch the Disaster Movie anyday.

[@Shideous]

Yes. Your pain sustains me! *evil laugh* Now to the post: Thank you for taking the eye-pain for us. Really, thank you.

[@nickelliott1174]

After last weeks review I decided to watch that episode. I watched a couple of minutes, skipped ahead, repeated the process a couple of times and then stopped. It literally felt like something broke in my brain. I have a new respect for your suffering. I salute you!

[@shaheersajid4504]

Thorias I’m really curious as to what you think of the new image the CW revealed about Mary’s actress as Poison ivy in full costume for the next episode! Please make a reaction on that!

[@christopherjones5446]

I just saw it. And, though it’s a cliche and practically a meme to say this nowadays, I’ve seen convention cosplayers who look better.

[@shaheersajid4504]

@@christopherjones5446 I agree with you man. Everyone I spoke to said the exact same thing.Then again, that is the standard the CW goes by so it’s not shocking.

[@thoriasunlimited4053]

THAT THING WAS REAL?! Good god, I thought someone just photoshopped that to troll me...

[@shaheersajid4504]

@@thoriasunlimited4053 oh no my good sir. I regret to inform you it was real, very, very real! It was released by CW Batwoman's official account.

[@MKF30]

Anyone else just laugh their ass off when the video starts and his expression says it all 😅great vid always a pleasure seeing your rants!

[@cesardavalos1711]

If Mary cared about justice she would not have that underground clinic. By law, Clinics have to be certified. Run by a certified doctor, not an unlicensed “doctor” without a degree or understanding of medicine. Which I doubt she has.

[@filipvadas7602]

13:00 is probably the only moment of enjoyment Thorias has gotten out of this show

[@davidsharlot6794]

Disappointing that there are still three unticked bingo boxes this season.

[@Shiirow]

Poison Ivy no longer a person, but a nature based go'auld. does her eyes glow when she exposits her villainous plans?

[@hassathunter2464]

Well, atleasyMary's the only one with a consistent character throughout all 3 seasons... always a b!tch, always giant daddy issues. Montoya: "You let the biggest threat to Gotham walk free!" Rich coming from the lady who lets mass-murderer Alice do whatever she wants.

[@stormryder4305]

Caroline Dries will blame everyone, except herself. Is her twitter not obvious already?

[@thoriasunlimited4053]

I wouldn't know. She's had me blocked for ages lol.

[@macarahneil2154]

Writing a good show doesn't spread "the message" in these idiot writers' eyes. Yes, I pictured Drinker's voice saying that line.

[@bowl1820]

Let's see back story for a poison ivy mantle. A Poison ivy plant contaminated by pollution becomes sentient and can move its conscience to a new body via its sap. But only to women's bodies which then become Poison Ivy the villain.

[@budgiecat9039]

"Mary turned psycho" Um....she was always psycho

[@jeffthornton6998]

Maybe the cave has skylights. It would make the Batcave really vulnerable; but it explains the light.

[@Alpha___00]

I. Called. It. It was so obvious when Mary was dragged by vines.

[@dgtmajor9409]

The writers are really trying to make Alice redeemable somehow, but forget that she's a villain😔. #2..where the hell is the sunlight coming from in the batcave?

[@Nabinut]

The sunlight scene made no sense. It would have been better if it happened at the gardens...but no, because logic.

[@ZikedY]

The sunlight comes from the sun, how to it got to the batcave I do not know, unless it's mostly underground with some part sticking up in the building. Which I guess would make it more of a building with a basement which wouldn't make sense for the whole cave part of the name

[@taragnor]

Just what you want for your super-secret hideout: a set of windows going to street level in the middle of Gotham city, where any passerby can look in and see what's going on.

[@florineot]

I think we're meant to believe it's a hole in the cave ceiling that is slanted... and unnaturally straight... and goes all the way to the surface. Except it is in the middle of the CITY! How do you expect someone not to stumble upon it or even fall into it?! Also, what do you think will happen when it rains?

[@thoriasunlimited4053]

If sunlight is her trigger, does that mean Mary turns back into Mary at night? I wonder if the writers even considered that. Probably not.

[@SugarFreeTraveler]

My new favorite game is seeing if I can manage to watch a full episode and try to think what Thorias would say about each scene then playing my own Bingo when his episode comes out and see if I was right.

[@Starkiller2725]

Same

[@Warren_Peace]

Well, if we are going to be pedantic about architecture, then the "bat cave" should be, at the very least, in the middle level of the Wayne Enterprises Skyscraper. This is because the building is located in an area surrounded by other tall buildings, so to have direct sunlight like that means that the floor it is located in should be really high, so 3rd floor would not theoretically cut it. It should be also has access to a side of building, probably the eastern side.

[@Vipre-]

16:03 "Evil Whit Guy" killed himself with the chain attached to his right arm. How exactly is a whole other question.

[@jourdonpatron212]

Thorias, Mary said all those things because Alice got into her head making it seems Ryan and Luke were using her but I still think Mary is partially to blame here, she wasn't exactly direct about what happened to her, maybe because she didn't remember how the details? And IDK why Luke was screaming for his dad to help, Mary did him a favor by taking out that shitty failsafe.

[@taragnor]

Yeah lol. The failsafe has done nothing but screw him over. But the writers apparently thought Luke was being too useful lately and kicked him back into the dirt, by having him act like a panicked child instead of a superhero.

[@Superman-hn9sd]

Let’s be honest Mary’s always been a psychopath 😂😂😂

[@captain_malaysia6855]

I love his frown at the start of the video

[@vassildshingarov767]

Really nice video, I am watching Az from Heelvsbabyface and your video was automatically recommended. I even liked it more then the Az video, good job with the review, man. Subscribed.

[@cyfreusz]

The cave has windows... WTF!

[@kreese-yi2nb]

"One more and I get a break." You spelled "breakdown" wrong, Thorias.

[@setlik3gaming80]

Wait a minute! That is where this show resides at 14:35 Like the writers grey matter, in the sewer.

[@rehac001]

If these "writers" go to hell the native demons will be out of work.

[@danielroden9424]

all 12 people watching the show. at this point its just reviewers dunking on the show

[@regiman222]

0:10 They're gonna need to borrow the Waverider for that, my giveashit ran out somewhere during season 1.

[@davidsharlot6794]

Maybe they use multiple mirrors to light the Batcave by the sun like the Indiana Jones movie.

[@Stop_Gooning]

IDK if it makes you feel any better, but I look forward to your Batwoman reviews every week.

[@TheCrimsonRevenger]

lmao. I paused at 0:01 and literally...that image told me everything I needed to know about what I'm about to watch.

[@sardonically-inclined7645]

Too many moments of agreement and laughter, that I can't pick just one to highlight 👍👍👍

[@BlazingOwnager]

I haven't been following this entirely but the minute I heard their Harley Quinn rip-off was helping their "Poison Ivy", I knew where this was going.

[@patrickmcguire7896]

Just when I thought I couldn't Hate Mary any more than I already do If there's one this these "Writers" know how to do its to make us Hate everyone of their heroes

[@stelonous]

This show's writing quality is truly next level. So next level that no one can actually figure it out. Not even the writers. I can't' wait for the review of the current episode. His head is going to explode on camera.

[@TGOjohnnyY6492]

Mary-centric episo.... *runs off in fear*

[@simonhurt9666]

People waited so long for Bridget Regan’s poison Ivy, and they give us MARY!

[@DrakeBarrow]

25:50 - Isn't that why they have STAR Labs around?

[@thoriasunlimited4053]

Does Star Labs even operate as a business? Any time I've seen the show, they've only been a crime fighting operation. Honestly, I have no idea how they're keeping the lights on.

[@DrakeBarrow]

Generous donations from Luthor Corp and WayneTech?

[@kingfreedom160]

That laugh halfway through the video made me think that Batwoman is turning Thorias into the joker....

[@DeadlyAssets]

Your reviews really are the highlight of my week, I force myself to watch this junk as a vote of solidarity to you (Arrrh me maties), a misery shared is a misery doubled, err, ok maybe I didn't think this out very well :-o You do genuinely make me laugh out loud, It almost makes it worth the watch, I sympathize with your pain of having to watch it then write about what you just saw, I can push the whole thing into the protected areas of my mind locking them away never to be thought about again, but you actually have to write a script about this sh**t! I do really pity you, however, please don't stop! Sorry Thorias your just too funny :-D

[@TheAtheistRanger]

Am I the only one who has noticed that writers have completely given up on Alice Redemption Story...which supposedly was the point in Season 2. Is that still going to be thing in Season 3?? 🤔🤔

[@plankhead72]

I'm hoping he does Sneakerella

[@Bonn3000]

You save me from. Watching Batwoman. God bless you. I can't stand poor writing either and it's clear they just renew the show to fill a timeslot vs put a new show on .I only image the Cw trash that we don't have to see because Batwoman is in the timeslot.

[@robskalas]

Don't call them "writers," just call them "Hacks."

[@noimnothim1662]

Don't worry Thorias, one day it will all end. No more Batwoman

[@Coldgloom]

I really, really enjoy the fact that, despite the drivel you are subjected to episode after episode, you still manage to look even more displeased the following week.

[@AB-er9ds]

To be fair, to say this show was written by 5 year olds is insulting... to 5 year olds. My niece could write a better show than this.

[@darknova1552]

He said that even a 5 year old don't like this horrible show

[@Jackrabbit_Slim]

The look right at the beginning is worth the whole watch. Lmao

[@hordakprime6172]

What is sad is how I actually liked this direction for Mary she's better as a villain and if they had some common sense they'd keep her like this.

[@LawrenceW78]

I will admit I like the idea of of Poison Ivy being a designation/some kind of chemical imbalance or whatever they said it was. It definitely adds a little intrigue as to what happens when it gets inside an average person like Mary

[@ansonsauersauer3095]

I think this is the first time we've gotten Bingo. I'm not sure if that's something to celebrate or cry over.