Trying to make sense of the senseless: New book tries to patch the holes of the Star Wars Sequels

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[@chevyblaze3773]

The fact this script got to the filming stage shows how little they cared about SW

[@LeftJoystick]

I wonder if there is a book that can fix Rings of Power 🤔

[@dadetomric]

Everyone knows what happened. “Kathleen Kennedy”…….okay everybody ……Disney needs to make a lot of money off Star Wars. So give me some ideas. “Disney story group”………How about we make the movies really bad. Then write a bunch of books to explain everything and get even more money from the fans while we explain what should have been in the movie in the first place. “Kathleen Kennedy”…….Brilliant !!!!

[@dondoesdoodles9726]

@@LeftJoystick I mean it's way easier to ignore because the fans of Tolkien have considered the books as the defacto media and everything else is secondary fiction. It helps that the books were the only storyline to follow for decades before anything else ever came about.

[@daneg]

I'm going to operate under the impression that they started filming before they started "writing."

[@-.-.11]

@@LeftJoystick There is. Just read the Tolkien lore. Tolkien’s books by him or edited by his son is the only things that are canon. Everything else is just interpretations.

[@dereklopez9060]

I swear, the more they try to fix the sequel trilogy's problems by making things up, the worst they get. The Sith dagger is easily one of the dumbest plot devices I have ever seen.

[@jibril2473]

Remember despite all the great Star Wars content like Mando and Andor, all roads still lead to the Sequels like in GoT all roads lead to season 8 🤢

[@kamixakadio2441]

@@jibril2473 GoT season 8 compared to the other seasons is still better than the sequels compared to the Prequels and OT.

[@Random-ob7dc]

@@kamixakadio2441 I havent watched GoT, but I can agree. No series/movie franshise has ever seen such a random drop in quality/creativity from the prequels & OT to the sequels. Star wars is special in my opinion, because the best movie ever (in my opinion) is a star wars movie, but the worst movie ever (in my opinion) is also a star wars movie.

[@AndreNitroX]

Agreed

[@BenderBiteMyShinyMetalAss]

@Jibril If by “great“ you mean barely acceptably mediocre, then sure.

[@aaronclift]

The line, "somehow Palpatine returned," should clue you into how much thought was put into any of the plot elements in "The Rise of Skywalker."

[@marajade9879]

I totally agree with you on that book. The author really had a difficult job and made the best of it. I really loved how he characterized Luke and Lando and their friendship, it felt like their adventures in the old EU days - even including the drinking of hot chocolate. But I just cannot forgive that characters make decisions that are beyond stupid (e.g. Rey's parents giving her to Unkar Plutt because it's apparently a good thing he only takes care of her for the money (It obviously isn't. If someone with more money comes along, Unkar will sell Rey!)). Also, if you really think about it, Lando should have been able to put 2 and 2 together in Episode IX: He should have realized Rey is the girl they followed years earlier and whose parents were murdered by Ochi.

[@Fangirl2102]

You are absolutely right! This whole story is kinda of ridiculous. I mean if Rey's parents knew or were in contact Luke and Lando why couldn't they leave Rey with one of them or any of Luke's allies in the New Republic. Or better yet why couldn't they all hide with Luke or ask for help from the New Republic? Why leave Rey at Jakku at all? I'm so confused.

[@jkdbuck7670]

I couldn't imagine having to go in there and fix any mess made by Jar Jar Abrams Cinematic Antichrist.

[@eyeheartsushi2212]

@@jkdbuck7670 for real

[@johnnycrown5097]

Again, this is not that hard... Let them leave Rey with unka plot's wife, brother, father, relative, rival, but they died and if it's unka plot's rival, he killed himself and Rey got transferred to him as a slave... And if you say Rey said her parent's left her with unka plot, you can say she was an unreliable narrator because she was a kid then and couldn't tell the difference between are original guardian and unka because they're the same species... Adults in real life can't tell the difference between Asians except Asians themselves, it would be very far from a stretch that little Rey couldn't tell the difference between her guardian and unka plot... This is not that hard... Or perhaps unka plot and Rey lived in a different part of jakku but he had to leave his old home and business to hide Rey and became bitter overtime about it and planned to work Rey to death for his lost wealth... You just have to know how to write so stop giving excuses to hacks because they tried a little... That wouldn't help them improve and you have no reason to feel bad for them... They got paid a whole lot than you so it's not like they're destitute writers trying their best... You'll just allow them to be nonchalant about their writings because little good work is enough to get a little clap from critics and that's enough for them... They've gotten paid... You should save that pity and goodwill for japanese mangaka who get paid shit after their manga releases and starts getting cash... And that's why their stories and lengths and breadths better than western comics, because their livelihoods depends on their comics succeeding... So stop pitying pathetic writers just because... It makes stories worse not better...

[@disneyboy3030]

Maybe there could be a follow up t explain it more.

[@mutley7773]

I do with the sequels what Disney did with the expanded universe. I just ignore it as if it did not exist.

[@DeeperIntoTheUnknown]

That's the right thing to do

[@mitchellalexander9162]

Do unto others....I like it.

[@CakesWarden]

I can pretend, but it doesn’t stop me from thinking about Palpatine surviving whenever I rewatch ROTJ 😆😆

[@norbertlauret8119]

There was a time when people would write novels because they were inspired by a great story and wanted to expand the world in which this story takes place. Now is the time when people HAVE TO write novels to try to fix all the plot holes a shitty story left behind it...

[@mitchellalexander9162]

If you have to make additional Content and Context that expand on certain holes for a Stand Alone story then that Prior Story has FAILED as a Story.

[@KillerChickn]

Not being explained events that take place in a time period outside the scope of the film does not make these plot holes. If I write a book about an elderly wizard fighting a dragon, his childhood and birth aren't plot holes just because the book follows him at the end of his life....

[@gnbman]

They really ought to just quietly phase out the sequel films so that they won't be beholden to that silliness.

[@MC-810]

I shouldn’t need to spend money on a book to make sense of a movie I paid to see.

[@reznik232]

Exactly. It's absolutely ridiculous. Sadly it's symptomatic of the disrespectful way Disney have treated not only Star Wars itself, but especially Star Wars fans. What a joke.

[@NightHawke]

That's sadly characteristic of Abrams' movies. There was a four comic book mini-series that functioned as a set up for the events of the 2009 Star Trek movie, which laid out the biggest WTF of that movie: how a "mining ship" got the tech to take out a dozen starships without so much as flinching. There's a similar mini-series for Star Trek Into Darkness, though the only real question about that movie is how a guy who looked like Ricardo Montalban ended up looking like Benedict Cumberbatch!

[@reznik232]

@@NightHawke Yeah...Abrams...don't get me started on Abrams... He has the rare distinction of being the person who ruined Star Wars AND Star Trek

[@АлексейМомот-щ7о]

@@reznik232 and also Abrams protégés worked on Rings of Power

[@reznik232]

@@АлексейМомот-щ7о Really? I didn't know that. Haven't seen it myself yet, but can't help notice it's reviews aren't exactly glowing.

[@miller42]

How many DLCs do they need to make until they realize that the Disney Trilogy is unfixable?

[@-.-.11]

Enough to sink Star Wars even further.

[@eternalhistory4706]

lol

[@nathank2289]

There's only one way to fix this plot. Luke wakes up, turns to his wife "I just had a horrible nightmare" he says. "Go back to sleep Skywalker" Mara responds. -There fixed. And I didn't need 3 books and 20 blogs to do it.

[@CantankerousDave]

“I keep telling you not to eat cheese right before bed, but do you listen? Nooooo.”

[@drumlessons833]

_"I gotta lay off the blue milk."_

[@sebastiannatera777]

Or just use the world between worlds to correct it.

[@drumlessons833]

@@sebastiannatera777 It was destroyed though by that point in time

[@msmaria5039]

Or time travel.

[@vetarlittorf1807]

You know the sequels failed when 3rd party media is used to fix it rather than expand upon it. Honestly, the only thing that could draw me into the sequel era is if they re-canonized the Yuuzhan Vong (with a few tweaks of course). After all, it would make perfect sense for them to invade the galaxy now that the First Order is in ruins and the Resistance is too weak to restore the Republic.

[@buskergirl]

The First Order is in ruins? 2 or 3 ships of theirs were destroyed, out of their endless fleet, while the resistance is literally a couple of people. It doesn't seem to me like anything changed in the powers, maybe that the resistance managed to decimate themselves. I might be wrong about the specifics, I only watched TROS once, and I am not willing to watch it again. But for me the message was nothing really has changed, other than they lost the resistance and Luke and Leia, and Rey is out as well (buried the ligtsaber).

[@vetarlittorf1807]

@@buskergirl It's suggested that the First Order is stretched too thin across the galaxy and the galaxy is rising against them. That's why they needed the death star destroyer fleet.

[@buskergirl]

@@vetarlittorf1807 Oh I guess I should rewatch it to bring myself up to date, but I'm not gonna... 😬

[@vetarlittorf1807]

@@buskergirl Eh. Just read the Wookieepedia entry instead of watching the movie.

[@АлексейМомот-щ7о]

@@vetarlittorf1807 didn't First Order have ton of infrastructure in Unknown Regions, can't they just replenish from there? They really only defeated Final Order in the movie

[@anthonyyoutubefan7567]

Exactly. You can't make sense of senselessness. Mystery boxes within mystery boxes...that got prematurely burned in the middle of their making. Hence, why I want NOTHING TO DO with a scenario where creative collaborators like Dave Filoni, Jon Favreau, George Lucas, Jon Watts, and Chris Ford, to name just a handful, have to contort their minds, trying to "fix" what should never have been in the first place. I have made a near-absolute vow to not read or watch ANYTHING that tasks itself with trying to rationalize the shit show that was The Sequel Trilogy. Just forget its existence. If it can't (or, probably won't) be erased from official (Lucas-verse) canon, then avoid much of its legacy, through alternative stories that focus on their own unique epic characters, histories, events, and situations that don't involve or include themselves with the major aspects of The ST. Honestly, I'm more interested in reading the unreleased The Mandalorian original novel, that Adam Christopher wrote over a year ago, for The Mandalorian Publishing Initiative (which, interestingly enough, DID publish and recently release issue #4 of the comic adaptation of The Mandalorian, which features the introduction of Carasynthia Dune...a character that Kennedy & Co. determined would never be depicted or acknowledged again in The SWU...is there hope for a return of both Gina and Cara in the works?), which sounds way more interesting than this wanna-fix-it-all novel...

[@AndreNitroX]

Well said

[@joaopedrorosa6198]

From a company point of view they have to try. It's not like they can erase the sequels anymore. I don't envy the one who needs to patch this mess up

[@jkdbuck7670]

Agreed Anthony. Filoni, Favreau, and Lucas adding their takents and helping fix Sequel Trilogy SW won't work. It's like mixing poop and ice cream: you won't mess up the poop, but you'll ruin the ice cream.

[@jedimasterdraco6950]

I just follow the original EU (aka Legends), baring the Legacy Era, when it comes to post-RotJ continuity. Sure it got wonky at times *cough*CrystalStar*cough*, had far too many pyrrhic victory stories, and wasn't exactly the most well-constructed narrative, but at least it didn't make the entire damn Original Trilogy pointless and cause you to lose brain cells trying to make sense of it.

[@Underworlder5]

@@joaopedrorosa6198 dozens of stories have been jettisoned from canon in one fell swoop. they could do the same to the sequel trilogy down the line. it is not popular enough and too canon breaking to stand the test of time

[@homeworksdone2378]

Digging dirt out to fill a plot hole only to leave another hole from where the dirt came from...

[@emberfist8347]

Textbook example of a Voodoo Shark.

[@crazyman8472]

As a great man once said, “You can’t fix stupid.” 😜

[@jacksonjames2489]

Serious question: why do so many of the Disney-era featured aliens -- e.g. Maz, Ochi, the four-arm doc in 'Andor' -- look like (typically orange-ish) lemonheads? And Rey's mother's name -- Mir-mir (?) --is the joke-name of Thor's hammer Mjolnir?

[@matthew-h]

Miramir. I couldn't help thinking "Miramax" as I read it.

[@xizorx4]

The sheer level of incompetence involved in these movies is honestly mind-boggling. I will never understand how any of this got approved, honestly. That is the most amazing thing about these movies. I can't even pretend to be understanding of those who enjoy these movies. I know tastes differ and all that, be tolerant and accepting etc. etc. - but if someone says they love these movies, I question the way they look at things. I question their intelligence, even. It's insane that these turned out the way they did, it's a completely new category of bad.

[@daneg]

I know at least one very smart person who thought TLJ was the greatest thing since sliced bread. iunno man. I just don't know. but there it is. (TLJ was the lowest point in my SW "life" and I've never truly felt insulted watching a movie until I saw Luke Skywalker slurping freshly milked lizard juice).

[@honcore1443]

Because if your not a Star Wars fan and don’t really care about the saga then rise of skywalker wasn’t bad at all. Not saying it was amazing or anything but definitely isn’t unwatchable in the eyes of non Star Wars fans

[@daneg]

@@honcore1443 that's an unusual take. I would have said that point of view was more fitting for *The Last Jedi* than *Rise of Skywalker* There were illogical plot aspects in both movies, but from a technical and basic plot logic perspective, RoS was inept and nonsensical whereas the general reactions to TLJ (from ppl who hated it) were visceral and emotional (as in "Rian Johnson just shit on my childhood hero!" sort of stuff). Iunno how else to explain it. RoS was just a bunch of sketches pasted together with little or no connection to each other. It felt like a movie that started filming and wrote the plot around the scenes rather than the scenes around a plot.

[@John-fk2ky]

@@honcore1443 Have to disagree. As lore-breaking as The Last Jedi is, it is followable as a story, though I can't call it good. Unless the only thing you're looking for is flashiness, the Rise of Skywalker is just a messy series of "and this happened, and then this happened" over and over again.

[@honcore1443]

@@John-fk2ky ya so pretty much most movies.

[@retsz]

When your story takes years of supplemental material just to explain how the basic plot could even happen, you wrote a bad story. JJ and Rian wrote a bad story.

[@jkdbuck7670]

And wasn't just any franchise they screwed up. It was STAR WARS. Shame on them. And there's nothing anyone can say that will make me like these two clowns.

[@RoninDave]

The way Abrams treated the Kobayashi Maru in his Star Trek reboot series told me long ago that he really doesn't understand storytelling. For him he thinks a story is member-berries and mystery boxes so he shoves things in that don't fit the narrative or make any sense. In the original story, Kobayashi Maru fit the story as it was a no-win situation which was later reflected in the climax with Wrath of Khan. It also reflected that Kirk had avoided it by cheating but found himself in a real no-win situation losing his best friend in the process. With Abrams it was just pointlessly shoved in for member-berries but it didn't serve the story or the character in the slightest. The Sith Dagger was just shoved in like an Indiana Jones' relic - a thing to lead to a thing but with his story these are ancient things long buried and forgotten not a huge technological thing that would have attracted scavengers much like Rey was at the beginning of the series! Why would an assassin need such a map to find another rmacguffin to point to some planet. The goal was the planet and everyone just ended up there anyway rendering the whole quest pointless.

[@Nonamearisto]

From what I've heard, even this doesn't actually fix anything.

[@peshkybee7721]

Someone in another comments section said something along the lines of "uh... They make a point that the ocean is too turbulent for folks to safely get to the death star ruins. Nobody could have scavenged it" as if this isn't a franchise with hovercraft and spaceships lmao even if you make the argument that the ruins might be considered too unstable for peeps to poke around there's still droids they could send in. Surely Empire artifacts (especially from a death star) would fetch more than enough credits to cover any loss of life, droids, or damaged equipment

[@emberfist8347]

And if that is the case that doesn't match what we see in the movie as the characters get there no problem and if the ocean was that turbulent, the protractor feature wouldn't work because the ruins would move.

[@Anerisian]

Q: How exactly did Palpatine come back? A: He didn‘t. This is a new Palpatine in a remake/reboot. He also dies in much the same way, through his own lightning. His plotline is written to appear as if there is a continuity, but there obviously is none. Q: Why did Rey’s parents leave her on Jakku? A: They didn’t. This is just a remake/reboot. Jakku is Tattooine, also used the old McQuarrie art for Tatttooine. Rey’s parents serve as mystery box and plot twist, because that was an important part of the original formula that is rebooted.

[@megamanx1101]

The sequels and anything that touches upon them are an ABSOLUTE dumpster fire. It's incredible in just how broken they are.

[@brendang3188]

I’ll never forgive Disney for having years and years worth of content to draw from and tweak here and there and just completely ignoring it. I think I speak for quite a few people when I say we don’t care if old stories got put on the big screen. That’s actually what we want lol

[@dondoesdoodles9726]

The greater paradox is that people that say they love the sequels tend to also love every last thing Marvel; which just is condensed stories being retold on the big screen.

[@brendang3188]

@@dondoesdoodles9726 don’t listen to us tho, we’re just the fans. What do we know???

[@alwaysplotting2096]

Vitiate was not a monster. He was a godsend.

[@lordgrim355]

Oh they didn’t completely ignore it. They simply took stories and revamped it to make their shitty stories

[@Luis-jl6oh]

5:10 i just love how she says that while holding anakin's saber

[@KaiHung-wv3ul]

Yeah, the famed Younglingslayer 9000.

[@TimmyB1867]

Nothing is going to fix those movies or make them make sense in any way. Nothing against those who enjoy them, I am glad they do, but honestly, it's just bonkers.

[@Milothemighty10]

I agree to me its like trying to fix a mirror. It’s better to leave it broken and discard it rather than hurting yourself (and/or possibly others) trying to fix it.

[@COACHWARBLE]

Did the people that built Palpatines fleet need a sith weigh finders to get to work? How about the supply ships and factory workers.

[@achaudhari101]

So then why do we see in games and in media mirrors actually getting fixed? Clearly if they can do that in fantasy, why not in real life?

[@COACHWARBLE]

Isn’t it funny that the sith spent 1000 planning to only rule the galaxy for 27 years? The Jedi were living like fat cats the entire time

[@emberfist8347]

@@COACHWARBLE No the Jedi were living loke stoic monks.

[@joshleake2520]

Even a well written book, trying to fix a mishandled story, is still just a mess. You can polish a story as best as you can, but if the main support of the story is trash. Well, rot starts at the core.

[@jkdbuck7670]

That's right. It's like taking two turds and whittling them down into fecal chopsticks so you can pick up three turds all the while you tell everyone you make the chopsticks out of turds so you don't get crap on your hands when you were hired to move the three turds. It's all about turds. And the SUCK-QUEL TRILOGY is a trio of turds.

[@DamonNomad82]

Exactly! A gilded turd may shine like gold, but it doesn't stink any less at the end of the day, and you still want to wash your hands if you have the misfortune of touching it...

[@astevezimm]

"This blade has done terrible things". In Rey's other hand is the lightsaber used to slay younglings.

[@Ritchie_The_CEO]

“How exactly did Palpatine comeback?” Somehow.

[@hellacoorinna9995]

He logged into Fortnite. 😏

[@Bingo_the_Pug]

His spirit transferred into an incomplete clone body. That’s literally the only answer.

[@drumlessons833]

@@Bingo_the_Pug While that is more fleshed out, I prefer the explanation: _"Somehow Palpatine returned"_

[@KaiHung-wv3ul]

"Cloning, secrets only the Sith knew about." So only the Sith knew about cloning, you say? Well Jar Jar Abrams, let me introduce you to this creature known as a Kaminoan.

[@fascistgamer6514]

Also don’t forget that the Darth Vader comics shows Ochi getting his eyes burned by looking at the limitless power of the kyber crystals. He then gets the eye implants afterward. So now it seems his eyes were damaged twice in his lifetime.

[@danielschoch4881]

Disney contradicted themselves again.

[@SirDenzington89]

No see that’s comic book canon not book canon

[@PRIDLEY229]

I was just going to make that point. I'm also pretty sure that the Darth Vader comics are canon.

[@mcdevitt7988]

Am I the only one that thought of the goonies when Mary Sue lined up the dagger with the death star ?

[@emberfist8347]

I was thinking National Treasure with the clocktower on the dollar bill.

[@Milothemighty10]

A lot of people say can a clone wars like show fix the sequels? To that I say we kinda already have one that being resistance but given that nobody talks about that show that really proves how ineffective it was. Damn after years of asking for an episode 7 not only do we finally have it we have 8 and 9 and most people I talk to don’t like them and to somewhat quote C-3PO “I don’t like them either”.

[@jrobertlysaght]

True. Having said that, and knowing nothing will ever make this mess beloved, or even 'really good', a six or seven year show incorporating things like the book 'Bloodline', and given time to at least give some explanation to the countless things unexplained or nonsensical, seems like the only way forward if they want to fix things. But yea, still a mess.

[@josecarlosxyz]

theres no way you can do that

[@Milothemighty10]

@@Ruylopez778 expanding on the prequels was one of the clone wars’ greatest strengths I agree

[@LB-py9ig]

Can you make a coherent plot out of a dream?

[@jedimasterdraco6950]

The biggest problem with that argument is that there was nothing wrong with the story of the prequels. Their biggest issue was in the dialogue department and, to some extent, the pacing of the stories. But the overall story was an excellent one and there are numerous subtleties that The Clone Wars was able to build on. One of the frequently cited reasons for The Clone Wars being great was how it made Anakin into a genuine hero. Part of Anakin's negative portrayal in the sequel movies is that we are seeing him during arguably the two lowest points in his life (when he begins his turn towards evil and when he completes it), but The Clone Wars was able to show Anakin at his high point of being a hero. It showed him as courageous, caring, charismatic, and so many positive aspects of him that couldn't really be fleshed out as much in the films because of the focus on his flaws. I'd say the prequels just needed another draft or two and we'd have only a scattering of complaints about them. By contrast, the sequels completely fall apart when it comes to story-telling, be it as individual movies, an overall narrative, and especially as part of a greater whole. They aren't something that can be fixed through expansion like the sequels because they are broken on a basic level.

[@artamussumatra6286]

Even if you can fix stupid in books, it won’t change the movies, unless they re film them to match. The sequels are the perfect example of (purposely)wasted opportunity.

[@isisbarfuss558]

C-3PO had the Sith language in his databanks? He was made by little Anakin from a bunch of scraps. I doubt any Sith language could've been installed.

[@emberfist8347]

@@Ruylopez778 I doubt as Darth Maul never set foot in Mos Espa.

[@emberfist8347]

My big issue is why did he have a language he wasn't programmed to translate in his databanks? Shouldn't it not be there so he can't translate it at all and it just brings up an error 404 screen? It reminds of that joke of someone asking if you know what it is they say yes and walk away.

[@LeftJoystick]

If anything, R2-D2 should have been the one to have some sort of Sith library/database in storage. He’s always sticking his probe into things.

[@emberfist8347]

@@Ruylopez778 No he didn't period. That is what he sent the droids. He is not stupid even on Tatooine a red and black and dude with yellow eyes and dressed in all black would stick out. And he had three potiential towns to search.

[@MedalionDS9]

Good questions.... FOR ANOTHER TIME *never answers them ever again on screen*

[@box1388]

Morbid curiosity brought me here... I'm pretty sure I felt my braincells dying while listening to that recap. I can only imagine what has happened to you while trying to make sense of that nonsense. I appreciate your sacrifice.

[@SwedishYouthHumanist]

Nothing but a retcon/redo could save the sequals (wrote "prequals" before...).

[@Hanoua2]

Sequal you mean ?

[@SwedishYouthHumanist]

@@Hanoua2 oh, yes! Most definitely. My bad. Will correct

[@originaldarkwater]

In software engineering, we have a saying that's applicable here: Garbage in - garbage out.

[@АлексейМомот-щ7о]

Then how they managed to fix the prequels?

[@emberfist8347]

@@АлексейМомот-щ7о They weren't broken to begin with.

[@АлексейМомот-щ7о]

@@emberfist8347 then why fans complained?

[@emberfist8347]

@@АлексейМомот-щ7о Mostly it was the media not hardcore fans. It was a vocal minority. And they raised criticisms that ignored the facts given in the movies. For example complaining about how Obi-Wan knows R2-D2 in the Prequels by claiming the Original Trilogy he never meet him ingoring that Ben only said he never recalled owning a droid and nothing more. Or saying the Midiclorians created the force which isn't what The Phantom Menace said only they allowed Jedi to communicate with it.

[@thorthewolf8801]

@@АлексейМомот-щ7о We could argue about the quality of the prequels, I think they are great, albeit with flaws, but they are NOT canon breaking. As opposed to the sequels, which ARE canon breaking. The prequels dont need patching. The sequels cant be patched.

[@waxrepine1298]

Also... Hold on That's a really Good point... Luke started a jedi school but didn't think to go over the death star wreckage and at least try and find all the sith items to try and stop anyone from Turing to the dark side

[@happyron]

I started to read this book but now... dunno. I've never understood how the story of the OT characters after the OT was not made into an animated show or expanded upon in some way in the new cannon. I think almost all Star Wars fans love the OT (despite the division around the other trilogies) and everyone wants to see what they did next. And the only glimpse we get, Luke in the Mando show, is one of the most talked about moments in Star Wars.

[@АлексейМомот-щ7о]

Because they know all they could show would be OT characters failing to make sequels happen

[@-.-.11]

And even then they pissed on the OT characters. In the Boba Fett show they made Luke give Grogu the choice between his connection to Mando and the Jedi. When it goes against everything Luke went though becoming a Jedi and redeeming his father.

[@wheelsofchaoticdoom8946]

I’ve said it before and i’ll say it again! When you need a book to explain the storyline, or sections of, in a film/franchise then the writers of film/franchise have failed. If other media needs to explain and expand upon other media so it makes sense then that’s a massive failure in my book.

[@peterkrochmalni673]

“New book tries to patch the plot holes of Disney Wars sequels” 😆 oh wait, you’re serious, let me laugh even harder 😂

[@briansinger5258]

I love that Disney is so bad at making movies that people can criticize them professionally for 5 years after every movie.

[@seanmurphy7011]

3:47 - the worst reason to write a novel EVER. 19:05 - a hallmark of contemporary bad sci-fi/fantasy writing. Characters suddenly become morons because the author needs it to happen.

[@Mpiewizard]

There is no way they were ever be able to explain the Sith dagger. The entirety of that concert - from how it exists in the first place to it marching up with the Death Star ruins - literally makes zero sense as it is.

[@kalzium8857]

The world building of the sequel triology is worse than in rings of power

[@dereklopez9060]

Ironically, there is no world building in the sequel trilogy. It's always Forest and Desert planets, that's about it.

[@thealexgundam5006]

Like I said before their isnt really a reason to buy star wars books anymore since it's just used material to fill in plot holes only to be later retconned.

[@claypage1089]

Thor, you can't polish a turd.

[@BillyBasd]

Yes you can! It's still a turd, although a shiny one

[@CalebBoyington]

I think the answer is actually pretty simple: Fixing JJ Abrams god awful writing is impossible, and the author deserves a lot of credit for even trying

[@АлексейМомот-щ7о]

How Abrams keeps getting jobs as a writer?

[@Underworlder5]

@@АлексейМомот-щ7о appealing to the right people. that is how

[@darko-man8549]

What’s hilarious is that in current Disney canon, the Death Star took up so many resources that other areas of the galactic economy felt it: so the fleet, based on Disney canon would have ruined the empire…. But consistency doesn’t matter, that’s why theEU died

[@emberfist8347]

That is ridiculously stupid. I thought Darksaber claiming the Executor almost bankrupted the Empire was dumb but this is something else.

[@darko-man8549]

@@emberfist8347 maybe it wasn’t bankrupting. But it was disrupting the economy as certain materials were necessary - it’s also why the tie-defenders and deathstar couldnt both be made.

[@emberfist8347]

@@darko-man8549 Except I couldn't picture the were wouldn't be that big a material need to have either the TIE Defender or the Death Star and not both. That is like saying the US could only build the F-35 or the Gerald R. Ford-class Aircraft Carriers.

[@Imperialstorm03]

Honestly the fact that they're *still* persistent in their attempt to just do all this damage control after all this time is insane. First they let the audience (AKA the fanaticals from Twitter) do the work for them when it comes to discussing why some stupid actions "aCtUalLy MaKe SeNsE bEcAuSe It'S rEaLisTiC" to now all these writers trying to do their work for them. Piecing together each and every puzzles only for every puzzle to remain incomplete or pieces placed in sections that aren't right at all. In other words, they either fail to answer all of our questions or bring rise to more problems.

[@AlecFortescue]

My question is: who is reading and paying for that garbage?

[@AncestorEmpire1]

Answer: Disney fan girls and casuals.

[@rudegarami6738]

Not me. I’ll keep the old EU warts and all, and if I want to read sci-fi there are far better books out there.

[@originaldarkwater]

Thor, apparently 😉

[@AncestorEmpire1]

@@rudegarami6738 when you find a brother…..

[@dereklopez9060]

Not me, I'm reading the Thrawn trilogy ( Legends ) by Timothy Zahn. The real sequel trilogy.

[@RevanMartinez]

Expanded Universe > Disneys Sequels

[@judyeure5974]

Wow. I'm more confused now than ever.

[@andrewlim9345]

Thanks for the review of Christopher Adam's Shadow of the Sith. I have read the book and enjoyed it. Even wrote up the Wookieepedia plot summary. I think Adam did a good job given the plot holes and problems plaguing the Sequel Trilogy. Ochi comes across as a evil narcissist who doesn’t think straight and acts on impulse most of the time. While I liked how the novel explored Luke and Lando’s friendship, I find it hard to believe that two adults would be unable to find Rey. Much as I liked how the novel developed Rey’s parents Dathan and Miramir as characters, I didn’t like how the plot was written to keep them one step ahead of meeting Luke and Lando. By the way, Miramir is the name of a suburb in the Nea Zealand city of Wellington. Christopher is a Kiwi who lives in the UK so he must have picked Miramir as a name that is both exotic to fans and familiar for him. I liked how the novel drew upon other Canon and Legends elements like Exim Panshard and Kiza from Chuck Wendig’s Aftermath trilogy and the Corporate Sector Authority. Panshard and Kiza were good villains and diversions who prevented Skywalker from uncovering the true threat of Palpatine. Would appreciate a video on Panshard and Kiza as villains.

[@onryu]

Trying to find logic in the sequel trilogy, is akin to finding a living unicorn LOL

[@MikeSidious]

The sequels are basically a sink-hole. The more they struggle, the worse it becomes. Life is so much better if you just ignore these abominations. #NotMyStarWars

[@Nopicrandom]

When I saw that dagger scene my eyes damn near rolled out of my skull.

[@3NewDay]

Fixing a story is different than explaining it more in depth. Contribution can be healthy (ex. Clone Wars) but trying to excessively "fix" a bad story will only make the story and the universe surrounding it worse.

[@jkdbuck7670]

Maybe the author is one of us and his goal is to spotlight the utter folly that is the sequel trilogy?

[@3NewDay]

@@jkdbuck7670 That sounds more like a documentary on how bad the movies are, rather than a contributing novel.

[@eldenvedetta635]

I used to love your videos, I now don't even save them in Playlists to watch later like I used to, and it's no fault of your own. Star Wars was my favorite franchise and because of Disney destroying it, I just dont care to hear about it anymore even though I'd spend hours and days watching videos on it before. I was about to put this video in a Playlist for later and didn't even feel the want to do that so much, so felt I should st least share a comment to lament for this once great franchise.

[@jacobsedlack1173]

In the words of the great Ron White: No, you can't fix stupid.

[@blasterbrain1443]

To borrow from a familiar quote, the more they tighten their grip, the more fans slip through their fingers.

[@mitchgingrich2619]

It makes me so sad to just not care about new Star Wars books. I used to watch those release dates like a hawk. Now, it takes your video breaking through my apathy to hear the news of a new book that I just don’t care about. Star Wars used to be such a big part of my life. It’s like a divorce almost.

[@drevan1138]

After reading 40-50 or more EU books, I’ve given up. Whatever that book was in between 8 and 9 was where they tried to steal a few fighters to rebuild their “fleet” was the breaking point. I listened to the audio book and it seriously put me to sleep a dozen times. Every book in this time period since the Aftermath trilogy is complete garbage. It seems like nobody at Disney cares so why should I.

[@colorin81colorado]

Yes, I suffered from delirium due to high fevers when I was a child but never I could have believed that one would get paid to write anything like the script to TRoS. However, even if the script writers for the Sequals did do "drugs" that incapacitated any logical thought or story line... Even then most of the plot still made not sense!

[@emberfist8347]

Honestly if the movies were made on drugs it would probably more coherent.

[@DarkLordArmanus]

A great example of trying to fix a mess by adding more trash to it. It's impossible to fix ROS or the sequels in general, there's just too much broken that cannot be rationalized. In trying to make it better, the best they can do is make it worse. The only way to fix a catastrophic mess is to throw it all out.

[@gilgamecha]

Trying to fix Disney Star Wars is like trying to fix an abusive relationship. It's desperation and denial. Just leave and don't look back.

[@sirminty8495]

The biggest issue I have is that Anakin should know where the wayfinders are and should've led Luke to one at least. Especially the one Kylo gets. Like, come on it's dumb to give Vader this knowledge and then forget, hey, he became a Force Ghost that can speak to anyone any time he wants. Especially his SON. This shit just gets worse and worse over time.

[@АлексейМомот-щ7о]

Greg Pak should have never written that Vader comic, bruh, why Charles Soule stopped writing Vader?

[@drumlessons833]

I imagine that Anakin, Obi, and Qui-Gon were busy pursuing tacos made entirely out of doritos. After all, it's only for a limited time.

[@MCsCreations]

Oh well... Why? Just... Why? 🙄 They need to forget about the sequels. It's how I already said: as more you mess with sh*t, the worse is going to be the smell.

[@TheBrowncoat2112]

The Critical Drinker did a brilliant video where he described how badly TRS was written with the Sith Dagger as nothing more than a MacGuffin and the plot more like a series side quests of a video game rather than a feature film.

[@hellacoorinna9995]

Palpatine's return message _did_ only appear in Fortnite.

[@АлексейМомот-щ7о]

@@hellacoorinna9995 so TROS is Fortnite DLC

[@Xanman64-p6q]

Trying to explain the sequels is like throwing the parts to a Hugo out the window and trying to build an F-35 with them after they hit the ground. That ship has sailed and it fell off the edge of the earth, just let it die already.

[@emberfist8347]

You can't fix these movies.

[@АлексейМомот-щ7о]

Special Editions will do the job

[@GrievousReborn]

Yeah you would think there'd be organizations from corporations to the new Republic to Pirates who would salivate over what they could find in the wreckage of the Death Star

[@rumblehat4357]

eBay listing: "Only used once. Genuine Death Star part. No reserve." Nobody would simply ignore a giant piece of the Death Star sitting on a planet without scavenging it. Nobody.

[@williamwatson4354]

I watched Return of the Jedi when it premiered. There is no way in hell the second Death Star survived the explosion.

[@commanderrico8892]

The book is like an analogy my history teacher gave me. If a football player gets a major injury and is bleeding heavily you need heavy stitches after a big operation. But instead they only applied a band aide

[@inspector2363]

1: Why does the wreckage exist when the station was atomised in ROTJ? 2: Why is the wreckage on another planet & not Endor? (its like our moon exploding & the debris falling on Mars) 3: What are the odds on the Emperor's spire surviving & landing in such a convenient location? 4: Why is the interior of the throne room upright when the exterior lies on its side? 5: Why is there even power to open doors? 6: Why is JJ so successful?

[@thaThRONe]

All this comes back to TLJ. It completely derailed the entire trilogy. Killing Snoke was a massive mistake. That's not to excuse the terrible decision settled on in ROS, but what can you do to end the story when The Last Jedi leaves you with absolutely nothing to work with.

[@decades1912]

I'm actually writing my own story that largely explains the logic in the Sequels & it's difficult I'll tell ya. But I have some interesting politics about Palpatine's successors, who Snoke is, & eventually including stuff about Rey's past & grumpy Luke. Wish me luck! ✌️

[@decades1912]

@BK Beatty And that's the semi-beautiful thing about this backstory story, it'll take years to make any one Sequel thing logical so I'll always have something to busy myself, plus I love story writing

[@leedobson]

I don't think these films could have been worse, sheer vandalism

[@TammyGordin]

What's the difference between a wayfinder and a Holocron?

[@vetarlittorf1807]

Wayfinder is a space GPS. Holocron is a space USB.

[@TammyGordin]

@@vetarlittorf1807 loud and clear

[@orboakin8074]

When George Lucas directed the prequels, they had plot-holes and writing issues but he understood this and rather than lash out at his audience and fans, he decided to work hard with his crew, especially Dave Filoni, to expand Star Wars lore and fix the plot-holes by creating the excellent and fondly remembered Clone Wars TV show and commissioning several best selling EU books. It all worked because from the start, Lucas and his crew actually were invested in making great content for Star Wars and for the fans. It was not just a money-making endeavour or a vehicle to push any sort of agenda. That is why disney's pathetic attempts to make their awful sequels work is just laughable and continues o fail. They had no plan or love for Star Wars and thus they didn't care to get actually good and competent people involved in making the movies. Now it is just another broken piece of pop culture-turned-progressive skinsuit.

[@lasercraft32]

Its really hard to take this seriously because Oatchi is the name of the dog in Pikmin 4 lol.

[@zerken77]

Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it does muffle the sound

[@GreyHulk2156]

We've already had the answer to how the Emperor came back - "somehow". ;P

[@slicerneons3300]

There is no making scripts of JJ Abrams movies not be stupid.They suck, period. Not that Ruin Johnson is any better.

[@Djkold]

It really underlines how little thought went into this. Haste makes waste.

[@MorphousInfinity]

Worst line ever in Star Wars: "Palpatine. Somehow he came back."

[@TieFighterPilot]

The only way to react to the sequels is guarded silence.

[@mikegrady5669]

They have no choice but to de canonize this abomination of a sequel trilogy. Once again... Thanks Kathleen Kennedy. Please retire ASAP

[@sealionstudios8597]

It hit me as I was listening to this: imagine if they ironed out the details of this book and instead, converted it into a screenplay and made this story Episode VII? You've done a few things then: - Luke is still the main character and you've set up his quest for this trilogy. Or at least the first two films, maybe - You've set up that Palpatine is coming back and they need to stop his return, only to fail and he does indeed come back in IX - There are high stakes cos we know that there is a lot at stake in this race against time to stop the return of the Sith and there is loads of room for drama and tension I dunno. What do you think?

[@aurorauplinks]

If they insisted on a dagger map it should have lead to a secret city of sith younglings palpatine was raising. Just a massive dark side city of angry moody teenagers held in check by the most adept among them. And maybe.... a clone of luke Skywalker instructing, and punishing them, grown from his severed hand.

[@АлексейМомот-щ7о]

5:58 what? Didn't Palpatine blind him in the comics with giant kyber mountain?

[@thorskywalker]

You're right. I think I kind of mixed some things up there trying to give a brief explanation of everything.

[@АлексейМомот-щ7о]

@@thorskywalker ohh, I thought they're already contradicting things that came out months apart

[@KenBen0bi]

I thoroughly enjoyed this book, mostly the Luke/Sith stuff. Yes, well-written overall, but trying to fully patch up the sequels is like trying to patch up a boat with too many holes before you get to port. The sequels are not like the prequels in that supplemental material will enhance them further. With how much work there is to make them make more sense, the amount of convoluted content needed might just make it worse.

[@bloodlinefilms]

More like trying to patch up a boat with a screen door on the bottom when the water is already up to your waist.

[@lordcaplinz6137]

What they did to Star Wars should be considered a crime against cultural heritage.

[@michaelknox3715]

Defacing Mt Rushmore or the Statute of Liberty is a crime against cultural heritage. Making divisive Star Wars movies isn't

[@ajclements4627]

Cultural heritage includes tangible culture (such as buildings, monuments, landscapes, books, works of art, and artifacts), intangible culture (such as folklore, traditions, language, and knowledge), and natural heritage (including culturally significant landscapes, and biodiversity). -according to wiki The National Film Registry is a list of movies deemed "culturally, historically or aesthetically significant" that are earmarked for preservation by the Library of Congress. *They are not selected as the "best" American films of all time, but rather as works of enduring importance to American culture.* So OP is on the right track.

[@achaudhari101]

We’re not executing them if that’s the solution.

[@thorthewolf8801]

@@michaelknox3715 Making divisive movies arent, but making movies that retroactively make them worse is.

[@LB-py9ig]

Trying to 'fix' it will just make it worse. You can fix individual problems in the Sequel Trilogy, but you can't come up with a solution for all of them. Solving one problem makes other problems elsewhere more egregious, so trying to patch holes in the ST just makes things worse.

[@HandofOmega]

Every EU attempt to explain the ST plot holes just makes things worse...🙄

[@marcovchb]

Darth Jar Jar being Rey's father would have been a better story twist.

[@khazadmann]

Only one thing can fix the sequels, and that's the temple on Lothal. Yes, erase them.

[@fernandopineda76]

You cannot really fix those movies... for more explanation, it is 120% senseless

[@hendrikmoons8218]

You can never fix stupid. You can only lower yourself to their level where they will beat you with experiance.

[@simonjandrell5897]

The Rise of Skywalker left us all with more questions than answers.. that movie was Awful

[@TheRowlandstone73]

I wouldn't give the time of day to a book which came out over 2 and a half years after the sequels ended, trying to 'fix' and explain story threads and plot points that should have been planned, made sense and been competently written in the first place.

[@SgtAJ218]

I honestly think Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker was really confusing for me. I can watch it, but I still don't get the lore behind the Sith Dagger and this book doesn't really help. Also why did they bring Mace Windu back?! I do like Samuel L. Jackson but Mace Windu suriving Order 66 really brings up more Questions then Answers. On top of that, I still haven't forgiven Windu for what he did to Anakin Skywalker and his Little Sister, Ahsoka Tano.

[@АлексейМомот-щ7о]

They didn't bring Mace Windu back, Ochi lived during the Clone Wars

[@SgtAJ218]

@@АлексейМомот-щ7о Okay. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

[@wazzup105]

So much questions.