Three Cheese - Web Redemption - Tosh.0

Daniel competes on a cooking show with Michael Neylan, a chef known for his three-cheese pizza.
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Hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh, Tosh.0 digs into all aspects of the internet, from the ingenious to the absurd to the downright stupid. Through segments like Web Redemption, CeWEBrity Profile and 20 Seconds on the Clock, Daniel sorts through videos of dumb people doing even dumber things and pinpoints the best (and worst) fails out there.
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[@elguapo1690]

This was an actual web redemption. The person actually got to explain why the video seemed insane, and came across as a likeable dude who's comfortable in front of the camera. This is a legit good deed. Well done, Tosh.

[@robertking6924]

Miss the Hell out of this show...bring it back please.

[@josephlittlefield2313]

I just watched Gordon Ramsay for the first time two days ago and haven’t stopped since. This is gold and with impeccable timing.

[@allegorx58]

I hope you’re okay.

[@josephlittlefield2313]

AllegorX FPV I just put bagels in the oven if that tells you anything

[@camcate1003]

@@allegorx58 We lost him

[@favor12345678910]

I really thought he was saying “two time personal chef” the whole time😂😂😂

[@gibbsm]

mishearing words always leads to comedy gold!

[@Byrdznyst]

Eye Seen That Guy at Scity Woc *

[@df4291]

Mike was surprisingly cool. You can tell by his face in those videos he knows exactly how dumb they are lmao.

[@bbbluff9473]

That is exactly what I was going to say. He knows it’s ridiculous!

[@halffull5384]

Lol....dude was completely soaked at the end

[@haranguemeringue8957]

Yeah, he agreed w/Tosh when he said they were silly. I can’t fault him; he’s just doing his thing. But wtf is wrong w/eHow and/or their audience in that they think this is needed? 😂

[@charlie719ct]

@@haranguemeringue8957 .. hp pj

[@abraxasjinx5207]

Have you seen his video on how to cut a pizza into 10 slices? Spoiler alert: he cuts it into 8.

[@cerveza7011]

I’d have a beer with Mike. More people need to be like Mike.

[@BPoweredLove]

I would date Mike.

[@mistersydster]

They should wear his magic shoes. I feel like no one is going to get this 'Like Mike' reference but here it is lol

[@darkjak224]

Lmao I got it dude

[@e.j5813]

No beer. Just apple juice. Beer sucks

[@johnvanhorn770]

I love Mike. Sincerity just gets me.

[@skateordie9628]

I love how Tosh laughs at them and with them at the same time. He also allows others to laugh at him. You better keep going Tosh, the world needs you!!

[@AJ-das]

Word, that's always been my favorite of these segments. For as mean as he can be in the show and his comedy, he is always good spirited and sincere with his guests. It's fucking cool!

[@RichPianasOilPump]

Now more than ever

[@skateordie9628]

@@GlitchedRebellion Something like "that has already been said". I guess he was from the yt comment police section

[@JawncoreIL]

Great comedian and great dude all around 💯 that’s why he’s the best IMO

[@internetonsetadd]

Whenever something extra with cheese is happening, my wife and I say "Sargento likes where this is going."

[@no-lobesmagee1866]

You could genuinely tell tosh was having a good Time with mike.

[@cancel.lgbtq.6892]

I'm gonna miss you , Tosh. Hopefully Hulu or Netflix pick up your show.

[@jongaulthero]

That would be fucking awesome.

[@travis4948]

James Volk yeah no one has hbo lol

[@Neighman]

or truTV

[@Andrew_Wise]

Or just make it all go on KZbin.

[@scallywag1716]

It’s funny Comedy Central couldn’t find a slot for this guy to continue on. I guess they just didn’t want to pay that much? A shame... Just go to KZbin Tosh. That’s be swell....

[@randymarsh6477]

I thought he did this on his own😂😂 But after hearing that he was forced to do it, this makes total sense.

[@randymarsh6477]

brack Dk you’re right! You get a gold star ⭐️

[@MisterMagnificent]

Forced and getting paid to are two different things bro

[@rosemarygrizzle667]

They ACTUALLY got the Sargento guy. Oh my God 😆

[@rosemarygrizzle667]

@b ray I know for sure he's from the commercials, I don't think he's the CEO though lol

[@gibbsm]

@b ray I usually get Sargento, and him appearing tops it off. It has nothing to do with marketing, I just like their cheese.

[@MrTPF1]

AND he was hilarious!

[@stixzidinia36]

I totally thought it was the real Sargento guy too, I legit looked it up but he's an unrelated actor.

[@chriskelley7979]

I know what brand of cheese I'm buying 😋

[@mattcab3723]

The way Mike corrects the host gets me every time! "I'm a Tucson personal chef!" 😂😂

[@sailorbobbyhill]

"You don't wanna bruise the cheese" 😂

[@jameswarner5878]

You can always tell the people that Tosh enjoys having. Mike is clearly one of them.

[@christianmccaffrey7113]

Mike eats cheese . Sargento, "Sargento likes where this is going".

[@nathanielnalls2578]

Probably the funniest part of the video 😅

[@MatanuskaHIGH]

Who’s sargento. I only know tillamook.

[@ezramotz1995]

Guys apparently he said “Tucson personal chef” not “two-time personal chef”. Our entire lives have been one big fat lie!!!!!

[@Wolvesofsheep]

Not gonna lie, probably gonna try that desert Daniel prepared

[@FGO23]

Same

[@VanillaBear9915]

Legit looks good

[@crystalstumbo1364]

Dessert

[@McClane4Ever.]

For sure

[@RandyCivilized]

Rude. Didn't look that dry to me

[@BobbySacamano]

You see Mike from the front, on the street, and think to yourself: he's the last person on Earth who would have a ponytail/man bun. Then, you briefly speak to him, find out he's a chef, and then it's like well, maybeeeee?, But no, absolutely not. Then as he walks by, you turn to look, and, Bam!

[@TinkerTailorSoldier1]

Great... now black truffle quail taint is in my search history 😡

[@ninjanutzforfun1105]

"3 chefs fresh out of rehab" 😅😅 so true that always look like they are

[@user-dt6lj2sb4k]

Toshs dish actually sounds good af

[@MrJOSH406031]

Holyf**k, it does. 😲😋🤤 I know what I'm doing the next time I get the munchies. 😏😌

[@angiecaprio9667]

Better than my wife’s

[@clinicalcynical6758]

"Not clear, burnt down my house and married a goat... "🤣🤣

[@dusted716]

When they said the comments I lost it

[@adamhanson4908]

People who say Mootzzarella need to do some jail time

[@mutedonkey8361]

Raavioli

[@adamhanson4908]

@Shaun McGrew People who say that are weird Haha

[@timhansel5196]

Why would u pronounce it that way

[@gibbsm]

hard time, long years.

[@SheepSlayer]

@@timhansel5196 It's closer to the original pronunciation

[@smith97320]

Swiss cheese holes is gas pockets. Also thats where cut the cheese phrase came from. When you cut it, it releases the gas from the pockets

[@HunchoBlanco144]

HB C 😂😂😂😂

[@tastybritches6644]

It's bacteria farts!

[@cloutghost9900]

"I'm a two time personal chef" - Mike

[@TinkerTailorSoldier1]

Tucson!!! I’m a Tucson personal chef!!

[@realAgitated]

I heard 2 time as well 😂

[@murkymarky]

I heard two ton personal chef

[@tavog8150]

I heard Tuscon

[@ezramotz1995]

I heard two time even after he tried to correct the judges that he was saying “Tucson” haha

[@gibbsm]

The whole Tucson Vs. Two-Time gag, was fucking gold Jerry!

[@RichardCano]

I liked how we can tell Mike is laughing at the video with us because none of it was his fault. E-how was just trying to pump out as many videos as possible even though it made their host look ridiculous.

[@Ragnarok26]

"I don't wanna bruise the cheese"

[@Angel-lw3gq]

Anybody else going to buy more Sargento just because the CEO is awesome 🙌🙋🏻‍♂️

[@brownpower9229]

Well that was an Actor not really the CEO

[@austinlawler3739]

@@brownpower9229 Nope, that is indeed him. Do you not remember the commercials with him? If you still don't believe its him, go to their website, hes on it.

[@brownpower9229]

@@austinlawler3739 Its Actor Albert Malafronte, CEO of Sargento is Louie Gentine.

[@austinlawler3739]

@@brownpower9229 really, then who is this? www.sargento.com/our-story/our-family

[@donpayton737]

On imbd it lists Albert Malafronte as playing in 4 episodes of tosh and one of his character s was Sargento

[@BrokeNerfing]

That dessert Tosh made actually looked bomb

[@deezjeff21]

Daniel Tosh is one of the few people I find genuinely funny

[@SpartansAndHeroes]

Mike the two time personal chef is angry at the end.

[@johnvanhorn770]

Brett Gallo. This is a two time personal chef here.

[@ericfrank3194]

The old man eating cheese is the CEO of Sargent 😂

[@kevinfager.]

Mikes a legit good guy. Didn’t even care that people were ripping him thinking he was a complete nutbar.

[@sourdoughsavant22]

He only named two clients, so he really IS a two-time personal chef

[@chadjacobsen1]

Tucson AZ representin for the westside!! Wait, should I be proud of that?

[@UltraMegaChicken]

I am both happy and sad that chef Mike made it onto the show. I’ve loved the chef Mike vids for years, and to see him get any kind of recognition is cool. Right, like, he’s brought me some joy, so I hope this brought him some joy. On the other hand, those were my guilty pleasures. Bringing it up every odd few months, and showing it to some new friend; always a gamble of will they, or won’t they, climb aboard the fun bus.

[@saveriopulsinelli2217]

Now it’s Tucson personal chef ? I’m confused

[@moralester]

"Dumbest redemption yet!" I was already thinking how this must not have been what the producer's and Daniel thought it would be, lol. 1st the guy was so much more normal than he seemed in the video. 2nd, it seems so much more normal now that we know it was for an image stock company. 3rd, 'two-time personal chef' was a hilarious misunderstanding, but nothing more. 4th, even the sweating made some sense. Still funny though

[@Jay_Flippen]

3:28 Tosh's typical pronunciation of "mozzarella" is more correct than the first one he said here- with the moo... like a cow.

[@connercampbell7972]

How did Michael Neylan beat Daniel Tosh and Chef Boyardee.

[@TrustySlavPatches]

RIP Castro, best boy on the show

[@JGunit]

You know when you watching this, you're like I know he ain't about to do what I think he's about to do.... yep, mixed the three cheese together, and that's it.

[@achi2576]

Kinda looks like Paul Flart

[@notaliberalfromcali6245]

Hes a two time chef?

[@gibbsm]

yeah, he worked for Martha Stewart, aaaaaand Tommy Hilfiger! That's two whole people! Chef Mike was saying "Tucson", and it was misheard as "Two-Time", and thus the gag in the bit. Two-time chef sounds silly as hell, and it's super funny.

[@oz6909]

Tucson Personal chef.

[@jeremiahcapen8624]

Genuinely kinda feel bad for chef Mike knowing the videos are ridiculous but still having to make them. Keep on keeping on!

[@marcopinedo9716]

Ive been eating cookie dough my whole life im fine

[@A_Dopamine_Molecule]

Chef Mike... I really hope people get that reference

[@austinlawler3739]

A Ramsay fan I see.

[@Zevonfan524]

I wanna know how the hell they got the CEO of a billion dollar company to do this

[@GenevieveThornton]

It’s not him. CEO is Lou Gentine. This guy is an actor, who looks a lot like him.

[@user-yw5wr7bv2z]

I'm from Tucson and it's not called that. It's called Too-stoned Arizona. Lol

[@ThatTattooGuyOfficial]

This is life changing. Thank you for this cooking tip

[@johnfajer7691]

The world wasn't ready for Tosh's genius.

[@thecaptain5026]

This is a poper redemption. The man is a pro.

[@DrunkSnowWhite]

this was the first one i've seen that seemed like a legitimate redemption since the context that they added ended up completely changing my opinion

[@andrewkillian2842]

Fear and excessive fore head sweat reminds me of my experience working at Subway. One time I burped up pot smoke in a customer's face while making their sandwich.

[@isurus0]

and frick, i want to eat pizza now at midnight

[@daakrolb]

Lord PLEASE bring back TOSH!!!

[@areyoudeewhy2728]

I Can’t Even Say It, Cuz It’s A Trade Mark

[@JordanGingold]

Coldest part of the fridge is the bottom shelf, not the top......

[@marioandrade4499]

"TWO TIME! TWO TIME" personal chef!

[@ericseitzler81]

Most people won't catch that booker t. joke but I appreciated it

[@jackNaquin]

Mike's awesome!

[@renamon5658]

Where can i find tosh.o dvd seasons

[@BobbySacamano]

So, they aren't DVDs, but that free TV platform Pluto added a Tosh.0 channel. You know, it's a lot like MTV, but they nonstop play the better, funnier version of Tosh.0.

[@renamon5658]

Love this episode...so cc is rebooting ren and stimpy and beavis and butthead

[@renamon5658]

@honeytos28 the reboot will be more for adults and dark.. So like a new ren and stimpty adult party cartoon

[@justinkerr1288]

Tosh.o brings out my inner racist

[@antoinefdu]

I hope he gets a third son at some point.

[@noogurt9092]

I live in tucson and i hope to god i see him

[@commenter7893]

I thought Tucson is the second largest city in Arizona.

[@wilsongang3279]

2nd by population 3rd by area

[@greeneayala7583]

You are the guy that made Comedy Central. Keep going Daniel.

[@TTaylor]

I had to go back and watch the original. I would’ve sworn he was a ‘2 time’ personal chef.

[@quietriot9910]

4:30, that guys comment made the whole video. and thumbs up for mike

[@ChelseaJ98]

Fucking love Daniel's dorky ass, i was dying with his whole "trader joes" meal lmfao😆😆 been watching you since the beginning and never stopped loving you

[@dbaggins4478]

In Michael's defense: Most people would just use mozzarella while a cheese combo can take it to the next level. Also, it's easier to see proportions when someone shows you.

[@rostanTV]

Its better with just mozzarella and maybe a sprinkly of parm... provolone doesn't belong on a pizza it's a cheap filler...

[@dbaggins4478]

@@rostanTV It's preference. Provolone isn't cheaper. It has a different flavor and cooks differently.

[@abrown4green]

This guy is a legend

[@Tigerman1138]

Town.0 humor Vs “The Daily Show” Tosh has... Funny videos Funny sketches Interviews Redemptions Funny guest stars Cutaways Genuine feel “The Daily Show”? One-note PC hack who would have ZERO material if not for President Trump

[@coolguy2418]

Bro, get a life

[@josepineda2234]

The Paula dean burn was so sick 😂

[@Shinobi33]

Y'all laugh but plenty of millennials out there that can't boil water

[@theapotheosisofgdot2294]

YOU NEVER TOUCH MOZZARELLA WITH BARE HANDS! EVER!....

[@saveriopulsinelli2217]

2 time personnel chef , check his chops homie

[@myopinions1]

EHow was awesome when i was a kid. It taught me so much.

[@richernest3359]

Comedy sent just went right in the bunker.Guy is next to Carson's couch of godly comedy Frech Creme de la creme!!

[@willapanews9761]

What cult do you have to join to get that fashionable piece of textile Tosh.O?

[@cryptonitor9855]

This is the best one. Two time! One love! Mike Neylans face tattoed on the inside of your thighs and you will never have your intestines falling out

[@nathanielnalls2578]

Yoo the CEO of Sergento is like Really into 🧀 cheese

[@muqali4203]

4:08 Missed opportunity to say.... That's de-grating.

[@MukbangMermaid]

🦑🦀🍕 My gills and fins are DRIPPING WITH DROOL!!! JEEPIN JELLYFISH FOOD LOOKED GREAT!! Now im hungry...SEE YOU TOMORROW🦑🦀🍕

[@derfdilla]

I kept hearing Tucson, but they kept saying two time... I'm so glad i wasn't hallucinating

[@AnthroFox99]

That's real fucked up comedy central, canceling the show after renewing it. Just to make room for reboots that will probably fail.

[@cremejockey8636]

Marrying Mozzarella, fucking camembert and killing pepper jack is honestly the only choice in that situation

[@j.s.3414]

Those trader joes lava cakes are good tho

[@cryptonitor9855]

But he works for different famous people so really he is Sometimes Personal Chef.

[@derekgonzalez9512]

He said, "I'm a 2 time personal chef"......what does that even mean?!?! 😂

[@SuperNoncents]

I wonder.whag platform tosh will end up on? Comedy central really fucked up on this one.

[@markrush5013]

cancelled!

[@riverOfWinds]

Who's the actor who plays the cooking show host? He looks exactly like the dude from Chopped.

[@Space6Ghost6Killa6]

That woman looks like a younger, prettier Jenna Fischer… am I alone here? Legit thought that was her at first glance.

[@bryanmcdonald4351]

I think someone was making a video about how to turn fabric into clothes but they didn’t finish and tosh wore it anyway