Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-2-24

Bill rambles about the 'Unfrosted' premiere, reading greens, and microplastics.
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00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
31:19 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-2-16 - Bill rambles about moldy people, losing health insurance, and Bruce drops a deuce.
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[@d0ublestr0ker0ll]

Nia's top is the same color as Bill's head

[@lanceprzybyla7662]

😅😂🎉😅😂

[@robynvanhorn]

😂

[@MeetMe-at-TheCreek]

Her boob is the same size as Bills brain..

[@Nugliscious]

You're cold, however truthful. lol

[@joil6649]

Really nice picture of Bill and Nia.

[@emu_warrior]

Is that Nia? I thought it's the main character from Abbot Elementary

[@chrisstevens8546]

jesus lol

[@J_Shawn_Paul]

@@emu_warrioryep

[@Nancy-pb6ie]

❤🎉❤

[@Nancy-pb6ie]

Ol' Billy Sciatica Balls! 😂 🤘

[@wangpan7590]

always good to hear this man`s voice

[@Hutchinstein]

Ok Billy freckle balls! I will always watch every special, movie, interview, and podcast you do sir. Thank you

[@douglock1635]

Best portrayal of a president in a movie......ever!

[@jeffs.605]

I Concur !... ---↣.ol' ‘BillyWood‘ takes ALL his 'gigs Seriously ..LIKE A PRO !!!

[@Nugliscious]

Hey Billy Shrivel nuts, I can relate due to old age, 76yrs. I get my alone time by admiring my collection of die cast cars while I'm nursing a bowl of splendid weed. I got me a '57 Chevy just yesterday. I can't afford the real deal but going back in time is melancholy/disturbing .My first car was a '67 Camaro SS 350, Canary yellow, and matching interior, Hurst speed shift etc. Thank you Vietnam. You're only as old as you think. Thanks for keeping it real!!

[@thomasshenton9768]

The Greatest comedian of our time!!!

[@J_Shawn_Paul]

I ❤Bill But…. the greatest? Watch Onry Adamns. He is extremely smart and his specials are spot on. He’s pretty amazing. He’s like Bill Burr. You either love him or you hate him.

[@patrickfries6267]

​@@J_Shawn_Paulthank you for the tip! Onry is really good. Reminds me of the older Bill Burr bits. Before every third word was "ahmmm".

[@ghostofnorm420]

Naw, I've seen better

[@Angelus_Mortis1123]

You were great in Breaking Bad man! Love it! 👍

[@axispowerdiesel]

Thanks for checking in Bill, even though you have become an exceedingly wealthy ginger joke teller you still take time to keep us from throwin' ourselves outta whirly bird doh jesus

[@AdamGenes]

30 seconds and and I'm already laughing because Bill is talking in a robot voice and that's what goes on in my head😂🤣😂🤣👍

[@KO-771]

Mr. Bill Burr is a strong entertainer!

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

5:54 that pause before Amy

[@angelaelliott2608]

Yay Bill!!! ❤❤❤❤

[@TamK79]

Happy Friday Eve Bill!! 🎉🥂

[@lanceprzybyla7662]

Hi all 😊 I hope your having a wonderful day 💐💗

[@aztronomy7457]

Ole Billy’s math skills 😂. “The difference between a 3-1 series and 3-3 is 1 loss 😂”

[@J_Shawn_Paul]

I think he said if the team is up 3 to 1 and then they lose a game and then another game it’s tied. So that’s two losses. I guess I have to listen to it again but I most definitely thought it didn’t make sense but yeah, you might be right. I don’t know why he even talked about that because being down 31 sucks and awls. The other team hast to do is win one game and you have to win three games

[@Zen_1g]

Happy to hear you're enjoying golf. It is definitely a silly game.

[@jeffreylewis8019]

Bill, the Leafs won a playoff series last season.

[@AnyTime2055]

Hello, Bill & Nia…looking good!

[@nejwapolosi8062]

Hi Bill it's not all about sports, we're really wanting to hear the news 😅the funny way, I don't watch TV anymore .thanks for your time 🙏

[@chriswaggoner7713]

I'm digging the bonus podcast. I wasn't following his podcast until maybe 2020. If they keep staying order I'd be curious to hear him during the 2016 election and so on.

[@Coheed2113allday]

You are in for a treat. Hilarious

[@JeffreyNeilson-jg9fb]

Bill is the kind of father, I wish I could have had 🙏 love ya Billy.

[@peterjackson9967]

Great podcast - in 1987 Jango Edwards played the Montreal just for laugh festival. He was told by Mr. Andy Nulman (producer) ''no french jokes''. Political climate between francophones and anglophones was tense. He did and said what he was not supposed to. I remember mr. Nulman's face when telling this story, ''he almost got all of us killed!''. The public became aggressive. I applaud you for learning french and i can't wait to your stand-up en français.

[@patrickfries6267]

Willi "ahmm" Burr. Dont focus on the "ahmmm's" or make a drinking game out of it😂 a shot every time Bill says "uhmm"

[@MattHunX]

8:19 Jerry Seinfeld mused on it, on his Comedians in Cars show, how having a cigarette it's just too quick, it's just a quick break from the rush of life, but a cigar is 'contemplative', you think things over, as you take your time with it.

[@digitalmethods2562]

“Just imagine wrestling just a rock. A long flat one with a head on it” FKN crying over heeerrre!

[@PsychorGames]

Well, if it isn't the Thursday afternoon just before Friday but not after Saturday Monday morning Wednesday evening but slightly after Sunday morning podcast. I hope he checks in on us.

[@threeofeight197]

Bill you should totally start an old dad band and call it “Sciatica”! 🤘🤘🤘

[@joshisajedi2461]

Bill would love Supercross so much.

[@beanut-land]

love you bill

[@scottf3588]

Just Billy Burnin' Through The Front Nine ??? Lost it on that image TY Dude

[@halloween024]

Yes! I’m off tomorrow, Friday!

[@cyblur]

Bill looks like the guy who tells you, " you can have the last hotdog " .. then gives you dirty looks, the rest of the church picnic

[@cyblur]

..... I really wanted that last wiener .

[@kombinatsiya6000]

Ol Billy Banger Suck

[@NateNizzle]

I'm guessing that has happened to you and you still feel some kind of way about it

[@derpderp1101]

I think you accidentally added the word "like" and mixed up Bill with whatever your name is. I get confused sometimes too. It's nothing to be ashamed of.... DEEEERRRRRRRRP

[@ghostofnorm420]

Lmao😂

[@davey1728]

I love being alone too and I found someone who likes being alone and we can be alone together and it's awesome

[@wendymariep2580]

Bill I have to ask my friend? Is everything ok? Are U ok? I do care about like many others you know. If you ever need a one on one I have something for you. fYI and hey you’re not drying up Billy Cake .. I am so sure you will always RULE in my eyes ha 😊we are here for you luv u always

[@MUY-BN]

The Pop Tart cars are awesome. Corvair Wagon took the cake. The Karmann Ghia in Puerto Rico is sweet. The Mustang was ahead of it's time, Jerry couldn't resist sneeking one car in that wasn't available yet. Congratulations on banging the twins, President Burr!

[@danflak2370]

Apologize to my car!🤣😂

[@ItsAllinTheDetails1]

Bill talking about moto gp makes me sleep while driving 😴

[@BMG19FUNNYDIE]

You know AI is winning when a guy kicks a food delivery robot off the crosswalk and Redditors defend the robot.

[@mohammedmatoug1653]

Does someone know the life advice email for Bill hellboy Burr ?

[@JaxRwld]

Good ol Billy "MotoGP Spoiler" Burr is back oh boyyyy

[@Matt-ob3it]

Why are the audio issues that are present in the Spotify version not present here?

[@thanatophoric]

The cobalt in early electric vehicles came from the Congo. It was engineered out of Tesla vehicles several years ago. The lithium used in the batteries today comes from Chile and a few other places, but not Africa.

[@s.rezvani6522]

Don't forget Richaed and Kyle Petty👍

[@NancySchwartz-bb9xn]

I wish I’d know I would have got tickets! I’m one of the laaaadies that absolutely love you!!

[@JohnnyAce415]

Ol' Billy Night-Golf 🌙

[@dingoog1]

Yup smoking has me hooked because I would smoke outside in peace . Quit in 2007 miss the solitude

[@thomasshenton9768]

Congratulations 🎈🍾🎊🎉 on the million subs!

[@williamharris8217]

OMG, I refuse to apoligise to your car !

[@gongqi67]

Ol' Billy Freckled "Thumbs" Up.

[@Angelus_Mortis1123]

And Fallout series and Fallout 4 is hot right now.

[@djgene5621]

22:25 messing up the intro is so much better than messing up the punchline. I bet no one noticed! I'm looking forward to seeing you the next time you're around Tampa!

[@ArtSurvivesArtist]

You probably speak better of the Leafs than us Canadians do.

[@mnicholeris]

Good luck at the Hollywood Bowl Bill....piece of cake.. 👍 screw the Ecars..get a 69 Roadrunner 383 4 on the floor..bench seat..you will be a happy dude..fun fun fun

[@jeffs.605]

71 Cuda' / or Challenger

[@joil6649]

I love Tin Cup.

[@NankerPhelge65]

Leafs won a series last year Bill, they havent beat Boston in a series since 1959

[@richard5072]

Oh Geeezus

[@rayspike7745]

DAMNIT BILL! Stop making me like you. Love your passion for MotoGP. Did you see the black mark on Marc's suit from grinding on Peco's front tire!? He said, 'felt like old times', like that's a normal kinda racing for that dude. WTF!? They're simply another example of the rule that, 'if there's something that people enjoy, someone has taken it to a freakish level'. Virtuosos of another instrument. Just a heads up though, Marc's a polarizing figure in the sport. Lotta folks blame him for Rossi not getting a 10 title, and will never forgive him, mainly cause Rossi won't. Personally, i dunno if he tried to screw the dude or not, but if he did, than i kinda think Marc may have been playing the long game there and saying, 'i'm better than you, and it'll be easier to cement it if you don't have another title'. And i love Rossi too, but i also can't forget that before they were on spec tire, he would get special ones flown in for his races, so ....

[@brianclark858]

When is someone going to tell Bill that Andrew doesn't pick out music like he used to, and it's the same production music every week?

[@cledesma135]

I wonder if Home cleaners and disinfecting products are safe to breath. Like lysol sprays millions of droplettes that we inhale. Curiouser and curiouser

[@bobwoww8384]

They are endocrine disrupters

[@patrickmcguire7929]

Highly recommend staying for latter half, '16 . SO FUNNY, his riffing is second to WHO?

[@maybachyard]

A regular season WNBA game gets better ratings than a NHL playoff game. 🤣

[@bobl6139]

Jerry is yesterday’s news billyboy you should be making flicks he should guest.Standup maybe co headline but he’s casino you’re arenas

[@richardbrown6781]

Looks like he hit the 1m subscriber mark.

[@wendymariep2580]

Where’s NiA Bill?

[@BanzaiBoyle9336]

I’ve begged my husband to go, we’re in Conejo Valley!!!!!!

[@patrickoneal4961]

Los Feliz Golf course Brother Ball Sack. Par 3 , 9 holes. That's a Bingo ✔️⛳🙌 Big Loves

[@dallassylvestre8155]

Bill the leafs went to the second round last playoffs

[@scottf3588]

DUDE POINTS AND A GAP GAUGE ??? I Feeler Guage SIR

[@wendymariep2580]

So your home alone? Haha

[@IzzySoDope]

The word is recidivism

[@greg4118]

Oh man the Chris D’elia comments aged like vinegar 😂

[@scottf3588]

Dude SIR YES THE Edges WERE CRISP YO >>> FK Ya I Get OVERZEALOUS TOOOOOOOO

[@michaellochmiller8047]

The mic doesn't sound better..its got oo much upper mid-range..love the podcast

[@javimel13jm]

Serious question, does he listen to his old episodes before recording? Because there’s a shocking similarity in his topics( electric car bit) from episodes from 8 years ago, or am I tripping?

[@ryannethercot376]

Just get a Tesla Model 3 or Y with FSD. Don’t need a pricey Mode S to get FSD

[@jung_fu]

9:01

[@AnyTime2055]

Bill, as President JFK😂😂😂😂😂

[@weedybongzalesshow7794]

niiice !!!

[@AllanAdamson]

plastic is just checking in on you

[@stephenclowes8455]

G'day u funny bastard.have You ever been to Australia 🇦🇺.....

[@matthewkelso3280]

😊

[@johndarkorlean8308]

Heyyy how arrrr ya? I'm just checking in on YA!

[@rogal6661]

Hey I'm going thru a mediocre mood I feel like making mood and just want to make things fot them.. so on a sidebnote 😮so should get thoseeybarouh more styff

[@LtRed]

How are yaaaaaaa

[@ArJayDM]

Leafs forced game 7. Oooooh boy

[@thewickedzaku]

10's Cowboys from hell Cemetery gates Best Pantera songs bill

[@wendymariep2580]

Yo Billy b Ob how about doing a live Podcast with Like a panel of your fans and we can all talk together for like an hour or so. Thats would be so cool. Why do you keep saying that word? Ciatica ? What ever the fuk that means bill? Haha

[@scottf3588]

Dude Irish MUSIC IS POWERFUL> THEY COME TO SLAY THE DRAGON. And Leave NO Doubt Who That Be >>> Yep GO >>>

[@BanzaiBoyle9336]

Hello Brother Ginger

[@scottf3588]

DUDE >>> DUDE Boston BILLY B. Thhanx Dude For Giving A Shit SIR ;- }

[@scottf3588]

Seems No One Does Sir

[@brettlawson9488]

And the Leafs blow it again ugh

[@TEM1]

Maria Bacile

[@scottf3588]

BILLY B. SEND THEM TO FATHJER ??? OOOOHHHH SHT Sir

[@OpheliaDarkling]

Chris D'elia?? Oh how times have changed lol ⚰

[@Emilycavotti-bg1cl]

I'm favored, Getting my own Truck has always been my Dream for my business. I just acquired 2 recently, earning $47K weekly has been really helpful. I can now give back to the locals in my community and also support Charity Organizations.

[@Kimberlysauber]

Hello how do you make such weekly ?? I'm a born Christian and sometimes I feel so down of myself because of low finance but I still believe in God.

[@Emilycavotti-bg1cl]

Thanks to Janice Webb Lavin.

[@Emilycavotti-bg1cl]

She's a licensed broker here in the states

[@MeganIsMe553]

YES! That's exactly her name (Janice Webb Lavin) I watched her interview on CNN News and so many people recommended highly about her and her trading skills.❤️

[@JennyNatalie-nr1kq]

I googled about her and yes, she's won my heart. She just gained herself a new client

[@Coheed2113allday]

All these crybabies complaining about too much sports talk. Nobody is forcing you to listen. I know fuck all about hockey, baseball, basketball or racing but can listen to Bill talk about anything.

[@AliceStargamerUsagi]

Good for you that you like to listen to Bill talk about sports. So what? If you’re free rant about how you love it, people are free to complain about it.

[@Coheed2113allday]

​@@AliceStargamerUsagiI bet you are just the life of the party. GO Bruins!!

[@1tw33t]

just finished watching your recomendation for a movie. the iron claw. 2h of my life ill never get back. what a boring and ultra dumb movie!

[@Irosicndosjnf]

Ma-NAYSE

[@ComaDave]

Yep, US foreign policy is "pivoting" away from the Middle East towards Africa. Good luck with that.

[@nomadman5288]

NASCAR's "Next Gen" or Gen 7 cars are having issues right now because they can't really pass at road courses or short tracks. Even the intermediate tracks have their issues with "dirty air" because the car's geometry makes the cars inherently tight(understeer) and then the aero makes it even worse when trailing another car. They totally f*cked up the design of the car and they've tried to make small changes to the aero, but it hasn't really made any difference and they refuse to add horsepower because they think they can attract another OEM, but there's no indication that they're even close to adding another one. Rather than try and make their product better for the teams and fans, they are chasing an OEM that isn't even in the sport. It's so dumb. The secondary series(Xfinity) is pretty good though. They put on great racing pretty much everywhere they go. The truck series is alright, but sometimes they wreck a lot because they're so reckless for no reason.

[@bobwoww8384]

Wait till they fail to upgrade and stop running