Monday Morning Podcast 5-6-24 | Bill Burr

Bill rambles about the performing at the Hollywood Bowl, no-cash bail laws, and misandrists.
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[@axispowerdiesel]

Thanks for checking in on us Bill and congrats on the double mint twins

[@supportadmin9478]

The candidates are dim-wits and hey, Bill may not be the smartest but he is sincere to the bone, and that's what we need!

[@scottf3588]

HOLLYWOOD BOWL BILL !!! Thank You for The Stories and THE LAUGHS

[@leonardoestradavega2662]

My days are substantially better in general whenever Bill uploads

[@jasperxmaster9703]

Saw the hollywood bow show, you killed it bro! Only thing that sucked was for 2 beers it was 45 bucks.

[@nothingmuch875]

I live in Mexico. It's not celebrated here except for in one town, Puebla, where they defeated some French invasion way back when. Otherwise it's a total non-event here. It hyped up in the US by Jose Cuervo and Corona etc.. But fun is fun.... Our independence day is September 16th.

[@Zedisdeadbaby666]

You celebrate independence? That went well for you since then as it seems.

[@dexraikkonen7]

Corrrrectomundo; it's a made up commercial "holiday" that no mexican outside of the U.S. cares in the slightest. This sort of fake celebration really annoys me; but yeah, any kind of excuse to have some fun is deeply rooted in mexican culture

[@Vivi_9]

​@@Zedisdeadbaby666better than it did for the US

[@mandygreer3732]

The Bowl was GREAT and you KILLED IT! I just kept thinking how AWESOME to make that happen and to a sold out house! (So glad we paid for parking early😅) CONGRATULATIONS!!

[@NankerPhelge65]

I love how Bill makes it seem Jon was begging to go on. lol we all know Bill was on his knees begging the Great Jon Lovitz !

[@M4570DON]

Bill should have been on the Tom Brady roast instead of Ben Affleck or Tom Segura/Bert Kreischer.

[@wewantthecup]

I kept expecting him and it just never happened.

[@jasperxmaster9703]

Bert and Tom were garbage.

[@DCresident123]

Both Bert and Tom were so bad and unfunny

[@BoxingGOATEdits]

Bills an inspiration. From open mics to the Hollywood Bowl🎉

[@gongqi67]

Ol' Bill Bowl Burr.

[@TamK79]

Happy Monday Bill!! 🥂🍾

[@ghostofnorm420]

Happy Monday TamK✌

[@TamK79]

⁠@@ghostofnorm420Happy Monday!! 😄🤘

[@MrRdb9109]

I'm currently on my 9th time watching that podcast with John Levitz, I find something new and funny every time I listen. You two are freaking hilarious

[@adrianschroeder2798]

What a start

[@ChickenatorJr]

Bill you were right mate it is indeed the Sydney Opera house you were thinking of

[@lawrencebritt1222]

Congrats, on your great show!

[@trevorgoodman4895]

Bill finally talks about the Bruins at 19:58.

[@ghostofnorm420]

The got lucky 😢

[@trevorgoodman4895]

@@ghostofnorm420 go listen to the Tragically Hip 50 Mission Cap to get over your loser Leafs. Stop making excuses. Luck is part of game.

[@kowalski5599]

@44:10 Bill just hittin the nail on the head. More truth here than on any news site. Wild.

[@AnyTime2055]

Thank you Bill 😊

[@MrGMT1992]

I hate myself for not being able to make that Hollywood bowl show. Made Red rocks. Made the Fenway gig. As my pilgrimage to Meca this one hurts. But good job Bill!

[@tomroberts2135]

nice job congrats Bill!!

[@Mgoblue90272]

It was a fun night, thank you!

[@nothingmuch875]

Bill should seriously run for president. The only campaigning he would have to do is just say "watch my shit on KZbin". And everybody would say yeah this is a much better option than the two we are looking at.

[@supersaiyanzero386]

We are brainwashed into thinking we have only two. We have many, but the way things are going it seems like we will only have 1. And one option is the same as none. But so is two lol

[@Realygoodatbball]

I know the election is coming up but keep this bs out of the comments. Real burr fans don’t come here for politics. We come here to get away from it. Enjoy the quality of the rant, not the content itself.

[@SimBol1216]

Bill's whole shtick is that he doesn't really know anything - which, let's face it, he doesn't. Why would you want someone like that as the leader of the free world?

[@squanchy666]

What makes you think anybody that's getting votes knows fuck-all ​@@SimBol1216

[@CornShoe]

Bill would quit within 24 hours. LMAO. a peice of cheese would be a better president

[@RDEnduro]

The Valentines Day of getting Mexican food.. nice

[@AliceStargamerUsagi]

You did a great job at the Hollywood Bowl

[@emdiar6588]

MSG, Royal Albert Hall, Fenway Park, Hollywood Bowl... How long before Wembley calls, Billy Boy?

[@DS-gc7vg]

Ol' BB BILLY BURR ON THE B SIDE.

[@TheJereld]

Sit down of May!!!

[@mnicholeris]

Next stop is Antartica... you'll make em full disclosure. Lol ..I knew you'd kill the bowl. Nice ya got a caddy.. 😊

[@waylontritt6997]

I just wanna know why Mr Bill Burr wasn’t on the roast of Tom Brady?!

[@Jai2ez]

BILLY GET SOME REST MAN! ITS NOT DECEMBER LOL

[@martymartinez737]

Hey, Billy baldy. The Sun is making your ear red like my car.

[@lanceleader163]

Someone get Ol’ Billy ornery some makka

[@PsychorGames]

Ol' Billy Barbecue sauce

[@shaun3211]

December? Jesus fucking snow has melted where I am Christ, Bill!

[@joestar6194]

@4)55:00 Oreo Speedwagon, Fleetwood MacDonalds 😅

[@StephenCameron]

On Bill's recommendation from last week, watched Moral Orel... ha, what a wild ride, pretty funny, a little heavy handed sometimes, but hits really hard and dark.

[@Monkeshan]

The hollywood bowl was fantastic

[@superlee8953]

Billy Hollywood Driving A Gold On Gold Cadillac Like He’s Travis Fuckin Baaaarkaaahh!

[@angelaelliott2608]

Yay Bill!❤

[@leundrewilliams2433]

Good shit

[@trevorgoodman4895]

Does Bill talk about his hilarious JFK performance in Unfrosted? What is the time mark?

[@NankerPhelge65]

1:02:52

[@trevorgoodman4895]

@@NankerPhelge65 Thank you very much. I'm not patient enough today to listen to an entire podcast. Haha you bugger, you got me to look. I feel like you just pointed out a spot on my shirt and bumped my nose.

[@bodhi9464]

Bill Burrrrrrr 😂 love ya BB 🇦🇺🌟

[@grheeinhawaii]

Hello William Burr nice work on Unfrosted good laughs all round!

[@AnyTime2055]

Unfrosted, Billy boi, is a natural dancer…😅

[@tressazachman5674]

It's my daughters birthday! Cinco de mayo and her grandma's as well

[@christopherallen9580]

Bill digging the scene is his gangsterline

[@randynewman8074]

I swear to go I first learnt about the frank sinatra Australia situation from an animated short waaaay back on abc in Aus

[@monkeygraborange]

In before the thumbnail! 👍

[@joshc3326]

Jimmy Carr is the only legitimate comedian --in my lifetime-- to come to St. John's, Newfoundland. Jim Gaffigan had a show scheduled here and it got canceled the day before it was supposed to happen because of flights, we got over 80 inches of snow in less than 24 hours on the day he was supposed to do his show here. (dubbed "snowmaggeddon". which I always hated that people called it that, but, ya know.)

[@whatsit101]

I am dying to know if Bill wrote for the Brady roast?

[@salvadorrobles-tr6bc]

Just got done w the Brady roast… HTF was Burr not in it!

[@Jedi_trey]

Run for office Burr, any party, you’ve got my vote

[@ghostofnorm420]

The Pasty White Ginger Party !

[@youssef16844]

Bill is a comedian ffs, not to be taken seriously.

[@FuckGoogle2]

After the divorce maybe.

[@PsychorGames]

@@youssef16844 Well most politicians are comedians too if you think about it. HEYO!

[@Vivi_9]

​@@youssef16844so was the previous guy

[@Ayelord_khory]

We out here

[@dallassylvestre8155]

You could come back to Calgary Bill

[@jenn.neumann6414]

Pay bill man I just love you you're so great you mean you're so fucking straightforward and I love it and you're real you're not fucking fake you know

[@kowalski5599]

Bill with some harsh truths after about @38:00 ... damn, he's right on.

[@avi3020]

We need a time stamp guy for the pod

[@lanceprzybyla7662]

😊Hi all.... hope your having a wonderful day 💓👍

[@adamflick62]

There was definitely a movie made about that Sinatra Australia incident it stared Dennis hopper and Melanie Griffith I just can’t remember the name of the movie shit

[@abdullakanoo3260]

BILLY DO SHOW IN BOHSTON

[@ghostofnorm420]

When do ppl celebrate the 4th of July ?

[@BlizzardDaPup777]

Hey billy boy!

[@doubleumyers]

Weren’t those digital picture frames a thing that died out like 20 years ago?

[@Oakland4Ever]

Love the podcast brother and the Bruins up 1-0 in the series waxing the Cats 5-1. The person that can’t handle a joke being told over an over at the office needs to read the Sarcasm book of dickish🤣. Sarcasm would knock that shit right out. Love ya, go Bruins, and as always GFY

[@JokersNtheOddball]

This better be funny. If its not a material ill try one more time next week. make us proud, ol billy year off

[@E.a.Z.S.e.n.T]

What is the Hollywood bowl?

[@BanzaiBoyle9336]

Heya Bill 😊

[@JamesGormleyMusic]

Ole Billy Zip!…

[@themeanhornet1070]

Why wasn’t you invited to the Brady roast?

[@abramontheroad8282]

No audio?

[@MahkyVmedia1]

I had the same issue

[@wanderingfool27]

If only bill would invest in a 2nd phone or a laptop so he can Google during the recording. 😅

[@billplaninshek8314]

Bruins thanks for kicking Toronto…….BUTT. ( not ass ).

[@ghostofnorm420]

Barely beat the buds 😢

[@tkx7]

Free Karen Read! Bill.. can you give your thoughts on this Canton, MA (your hometown) case? Are you following it? The amount of police corruption and cover up is unbelievable and seems right up your alley to complain and be frustrated about. For instance, they used red solo cups and a stop & shop grocery bag to gather blood samples at the crime scene.

[@alittlecreepywhenyou]

December? Bill's started drinking again. Nah man, I'm kidding brother. But still. F'ing hell.

[@davidrisenhoover1693]

Good luck AI Bill

[@Freemancypher]

Just for a little more context, Richard Pryor was at the Hollywood Bowl and was noticing how bad and rude the gay organizers were treating the black workers back stage. That's what prompted him to go off on the crowd

[@ItsAllinTheDetails1]

Why am I crying? I can feel ur triumphs with u Bill🙏thanks for sharing

[@Koffieleuter]

Octember...

[@FBcruzz]

Bring Jon back for part 2 Bill!

[@d0ublestr0ker0ll]

Ole Billy looking like he needs a dollar over theya

[@StrykezMan09]

29:44

[@dallassylvestre8155]

They beat Tampa last year then got swept by Florida in the second round

[@clintmcjeepjunkie820]

Most Mexicans don't celebrate it even in MEXICO BILLY BOY

[@jarontalotta]

Their loss.

[@Mic-Purple-Husker]

Where did you learn to whisper? A jet engine test facility? Makes sense though. .

[@Mic-Purple-Husker]

Isn’t this more being ironic than being funny??

[@JG-ct9kq]

Seis de mayo

[@augustoluna5577]

Mexican here.... We don't care about May 5th. Funny how is that more of a American Holiday than in Mexico. Same sh!t with taco Tuesday

[@jarontalotta]

Your loss bub

[@augustoluna5577]

@@jarontalotta can't lose what didnt have

[@nickmargaritis3263]

🎉

[@turnright1131]

2:57 Burr might have ADHD, sound like ADHD paralysis

[@johnkarpslis4349]

Coupe de Bill

[@joestar6194]

@42:49 Bill Burr is reportedly worth 14 million dollars, yet he includes himself as " regular people"😳

[@lukealdrich4780]

AND...., your turn...

[@amylee9639]

your zainey and delightful

[@davidrisenhoover1693]

No video it's automatic AI , right ?

[@joshisajedi2461]

Who hasn’t had video for 98% of his pods. Late to the party?

[@davidrisenhoover1693]

@@joshisajedi2461 really.. hahaha

[@ArJayDM]

Bruins almost blew it 2 years in a row. Ahh jeeeez..

[@coolbreeze3793]

Word as a leafs fan I knew what was up from 3-1. Even when they got to game 7 I wasn’t even happy I just wanted it to end. Soon as it went to ot I lost all interest.

[@MahkyVmedia1]

I keep hearing about this EXTREME left but I've never met one, are they only in California?

[@Vivi_9]

People with empathy are extreme to the other side lol

[@MahkyVmedia1]

@@Vivi_9 oh, haha I get it. Like being a normal caring person is considered the extreme left now

[@gmflash7]

If we can't see you on camera it's boring for sure listen about sports all day!

[@Will-nl6il]

Tom Brady roast on Netflix was brutal.

[@danielelliott5532]

Anybody litening In 2024....only joking😂

[@jarontalotta]

It would have been funny without the "only joking bit". You probably wouldn't have needed it even if it was 2025.

[@jeremywalker7423]

I fucking hate trendy shit…National Chili day, pumpkin spiced everything in October, Sinko de Mayo, etc. etc. etc. if you really pay attention to these types of days you really see the sheep in this country.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

That's so rude