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[@c.t.murray3632]

You had me laughing until you said some people should be thinned from the herd and now I can't stop howling. It's true it's true

[@catinamiller1934]

KZbin agenda 21 and FALL of Cabal. Henry Kissinger The plan

[@kialljacobs1428]

All of it is funny

[@khitai8227]

Omg the flat earth people. Just because they don’t have depth perception doesn’t mean the rest of us have to suffer. Lol

[@Metalheadmike1211]

If the Earth was flat I’m sure Eddie would have gladly knocked everything off of it by now 🤣

[@melissacooper4482]

If the Earth was flat we would've heard of people sailing off the edge of the Earth!

[@mrsuns10]

Look into it

[@Glitch_sa_Mhaitris]

I'm not convinced the Earth is Flat but I am convinced that NASA is a Nazi founded institution that went way beyond their objective just like the CIA... Research Operation Paperclip and the Nazis fleeing to Argentina and USA... I'm convinced of this, just not convinced that the Earth is Flat.

[@SparkyWesthead]

I'm going to come back to this video in 2055 and tell you he's still alive because I saw a picture of Elvis with no shoes on

[@mylovesongs2429]

Right on, Vic! My mom was a crazed Elvis fan. When he passed in '77, mom got a tee shirt. It said "Everybody is wrong. Paul is Dead, Elvis is alive." I always thought mom loved Elvis tooooo much.

[@Glitch_sa_Mhaitris]

Check out Billy Shephard and Pastor Bob Joyce...the way this world is and all the craziness just pouring out of all four corners of the Earth, nothing surprises me anymore.

[@willyb7353]

Elvis had a bad drug problem.. Not to mention all the prescription meds he was on near the end of his life..

[@willbthere6097]

Hey Vic, the Men In Black said that Elvis didn't die, he went home LOL ;)

[@vitoferrante1]

I have to say, Vick doing these one off , off the cuffs rants are really genius. And channeling Pat Cooper. Pat never really scripted his stand up. Takes a real genius. And Vick is one. Hilarious by just being himself.

[@ShieAyla]

Mars - round. Jupiter - round. The Moon - round. Saturn - round. The Sun - round. AAAAALLLLL THE PLANETS WE CAN SEE FROM EARTH - ROUND! The EARTH??? Flat??? 🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼

[@danielmorgan3812]

“Douchebag says what?!” Holy shit, I’m fucking dead 😂😂😂

[@ferbs54]

But, Vic, haven't you seen the movie "Bubba Ho-Tep"? Elvis lives! And so does JFK, in the body of a black man....

[@waynechernick3526]

What Pisses me off is driving ind the middle lane and passing a Mamaluke doing 55 on his M.F. CELL phone. That's what pisses off Vic Merry Christmas and a Happy New Friggin Year Vic.

[@lehighvalleydave4597]

i couldn't agree with you more.....people simply have too much time on their hands

[@StudCity718]

Vic, now do Building 7 please

[@catonthemoon2084]

I would love to hear Vic's thoughts on the moon landing..lol

[@rastamanralph6670]

Mint

[@joshgarbemusic]

@super extreme David Piacenza lol ya right. No chance any human has ever walked the moon. Absolutely impossible

[@K1llum1nati]

What moon landing lol

[@K1llum1nati]

@super extreme David Piacenza you know who created Google moon? The same people who don't want you to know the real truth. You telling me in 60s they went to the moon but yet in 2020 they cannot go to the moon lol go figure that one out.

[@joshgarbemusic]

@@K1llum1nati not only can't they get to the moon but none of them have passed 400 miles outside the earth's surface, yet they want us to believe they went 240,000 miles away, landed, got out and walked around and made it back safely in 1969! Amazingly, Neil Armstrong did very few interviews until he died. Gee, I wonder why...

[@undeniableheel]

"Interesting People" Never change Vic....Never Change

[@lineshooter5w]

Vice, we need you. Don't blow an artery, please for Godsake! I just found you on KZbin. I dont know how the "^%$# I did but I did. I'm a New Yorker who moved to Arizona 25 years ago but discovering your KZbin video had me in stitches, I subscribed right away! You got a new fan and I love the face freeze pose at the end! 🙃

[@glennlienhop342]

Thinned from The heard 😂 I love it ! I agree Vic

[@lionheartroar3104]

4:43 You meant Sun records recordings...not Sun City

[@lordkrambis553]

correct

[@howardweinstein1324]

I could have swore I saw Elvis selling hot knishes at the old Veterans STADIUM in Philly out of a food truck around 1985.

[@JoeyP322]

I saw the same guy at JFK stadium at ‘Live Aid’

[@raphaelm6149]

Howard Weinstein : Back in 82 ! I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile 🏈

[@ExploringAmerica]

A great explanation to the flat earth theory Vic! Lol. I also can't help but roll my eyes at these idiots who think the world is flat,....

[@steviebananas6993]

FAUL MC CARTNEY!!! TURN ME ON DEAD MAN!!! #9 #9 #9 #9 #9

[@Jahson70]

Plus the replacement Paul McCartney also happens to know how to play the bass left handed . What luck.

[@Felsiekearney]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏THANK U!!! STANDING OVATION!!!!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@wamcelot1807]

I am trying not to laugh. This is great.

[@jerseyguy8257]

Adidas jump suit back at it

[@kevincorcoran6493]

Just playing Devil's Advocate but if you looked at photos of Paul McCartney pre 1966 he has an indentation on his upper lip post 1966 it was not there anymore.

[@markv.5962]

go away

[@kevincorcoran6493]

@@markv.5962 make me

[@scott-o3345]

The Beatles did in fact, hold a Paul McCartney look alike contest. It is believed that Billy Shears was and is, Paul's replacement.

[@lucillewagner4162]

Maybe the sun is flat, you only see one side.

[@christianbatista1227]

Lmaooooo "Interesting People".

[@kennymcfadden1562]

Vic what’s your take on the moon landings ? 6 separate moon walks, haven’t been back since what ‘72 ? As far as I know, they’ve only gone 300 miles above the earths atmosphere since. How far is the moon ? 250,000 miles or so ? Not to mention the undocking and reconnecting the 2 crafts 60 miles above the moon. That one always got me. One guy just sat up there for 3 days lmao

[@northerndeplorable6653]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FANTASTIC!!!!!!! FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please don't have a stroke or a gripper though!

[@paulduffy8774]

holey mackarel you are right as the world turns go vic go

[@mazzabrittany]

You right Vic

[@ckom0007]

Vic, it’s nice that you remember to belt in before you drill morons a new behind. Safety first!

[@evadedenbach1226]

There are people who's hobby it is to find conspiracy theories in even the most innocuous of things. Some people read, some people bake, some people knit, some people crochet, some people see, some people cross stitch, some people garden, etc. Those are all productive hobbies. Some people look for conspiracy theories.

[@reimaginecivilization7929]

I recently lost my temper for the first time in a long while. Depression hits me like no tomorrow.. literally, but thankfully I tune in to this dude and damn straight I’m laughing my ass off. Way better than booze but not as good as mushrooms but .. who has the mushrooms ? 63 and having a good frikken day. Tusen takk Vic!

[@whiskeyoo7]

skrev på ensgelsk men takk på norsk😂

[@blackalligatorstudios]

Keep the blinders on, then

[@IFIXCASTLES]

Stop spitting on yourself.

[@vadimnesen8060]

If I was as famous as Elvis I actually would love to fake my death after my career ends to see how much people miss me

[@Obrien975]

Excellent

[@bergydermeister5616]

I love Italians im a German Scottish Irish ,mix but I see a lot of Italians but one thing has always mesmerised me why do all Italian men dress in Adidas Sporting wear😁

[@vickydupree8871]

Wonder how many people have walked off the flat earth lmao

[@scottyg222]

We all know for sure the world is a spinning, whirling, shooting space ball because: A. Someone TOLD us B. When in doubt refer back to A (Please avoid using common sense and logic, it’ll mess you up forever!)

[@saraspivey1129]

Scott Garrison But but but NASA said!

[@Fairies00]

Yes Elvis is 84 he looks good. And he is alive. He is Pastor Bob Joyce.

[@digitalsoldier3894]

Absolutely correct Anna. Elvis Presley truly is Pastor Bob. I'm glad he is alive and happier, his lifelong dream came true. He looks brill for 86. I think its an open secret among those who attend his sermons but they just leave him alone and appreciate the ability to be aware they are being preached to by the King of Rock N Roll who like Jesus died and was resurrected. God Bless you 💕

[@thisklik]

you forgot left handed super bass player!!

[@YouTubeDestinations]

I totally agree with you. Paul McCartney is definitely alive. But Elvis is definitely sitting next to me eating a big Mac.

[@johnkulpowich5260]

Gee Vic thanks for setting me straight. I get now

[@paulduffy8774]

elvis is living in new jersey vic keep your eye out

[@motime8552]

All the signal waves in the air cooking peoples brains!!!

[@Dreamlink91]

Earth is McDonuts. You should react to conspiracy that Australia isnt real xDxD, that is the climax.

[@JDAlwaysWorkin]

Nobody is allowed to travel below 60° latitude without being shot down by fighter fuckin' jets. I want to know what's up with Antarctica and why so many important people have been going to see "who the fuck knows what". But we wont ever know because we don't need to know. That's what ticks me off That's what ticks me off. Good video✌

[@MrPernell27]

The Paul McCartney conspiracy theory is very real. It's not a coincidence that there was a Paul McCartney look-alike contest being held in 1966. And the person that won the contest just happens to be in a Beatles cover band. And the part that he played was Paul McCartney. Because he was left-handed, a bassist, and looked exactly like Paul McCartney. And as far as musicianship goes, he was a classically trained musician. Also there's an actual newspaper that spoke about the car crash in 1966 and reported it as being a white convertible Porsche. Which is that Paul McCartney drove at that time. There's actually a lot of evidence that supports that theory. As far as learning to sing like Paul McCartney, that's just vocal training. But it also explains why the Beatles stopped performing live after that.. You can do a lot of things with people's voice in a studio.

[@truckerkevthepaidtourist]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🙃🙃🙃

[@kennymcfadden1562]

Like ya said the Beatles never performed live after 9/11/66, can’t argue with that. Became a studio band. The new Paul was 2 inches taller, different bone structure in face, different size ears etc etc. in turn, they found a better Paul ???

[@kribz4576]

Couldn’t agree more.😂😂

[@evadedenbach1226]

Social media has given conspiracy theorists an even bigger platform. It's everywhere. The sad that ng us they even think a reflection in a piano is a person, and not the piano lid itself.

[@waynechernick3526]

Beatles replaced Blu Clues . I don't think so Vic.

[@frankpeter9145]

What will flat Earthers argue next? The Titanic did not sink to the bottom of the ocean, but it sailed off the edge of the Earth.

[@sirenmuscle]

I saw Elvis on Fremont St in Vegas. He is definately alive, a little out of shape and old, but alive.

[@saraspivey1129]

He was always a little outta shape and old

[@davidljohnson8514]

Came across this guy's channel and I did subscribe you make some good points I was just wondering if he was an atheist or not.

[@TheOofster123]

thats a strange thing to wonder

[@entropyregen7438]

Flat Earth 🌍! That gets on my last nerve! How come no one has fallen off? 😂

[@frankbarboza7141]

2055 LMAO 😂

[@YE23Y]

Lol now those dummies get it lol

[@NCC2087]

“Douchebag says what?” LOLOL

[@johndough9020]

Vic cannot discern how it all works. Too bad really. If he could see and understand the truth about where we live he wouldn’t be so ticked off. Poor poor Vic.

[@tracyhultquist7519]

Thanks!! 😂 Your awesome!!

[@kinkisharyocoasters]

Have you heard about denver airport?

[@shadowartist8892]

You do know they they found Elvis's face on Mars, though, right?

[@saraspivey1129]

Red Pilled Artist 🤣🤣🙌🏽

[@ronaldulip9470]

Let me tell YOU where the sun don’t shine

[@melissacooper4482]

I hear you, Vic! I hope you do a part 2 about conspiracy theories soon. I get annoyed about the so called fake moon landings and that stupid theroy of cartoon characters Casper the friendly ghost being the ghost of Ritchie Rich!

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

Wait till you hear about the conspiracy theory that claims a worldwide pandemic that has killed millions worldwide is actually false...

[@tmcclone]

@@haruhisuzumiya6650 probably because it actually didnt. I dont buy into the millions of people dead thing on TV. Their is alot of evidence that shows those numbers are in accurate.

[@joemorrow8411]

SHOW ME THE EDGE,,, Elvis lives in Missouri,, The Show Me State,, how embarrassing is that 🤣🤣

[@jasoncarpp7742]

I've heard of people who *insist* that the world is indeed flat, like a pancake. I've never understood how that could be. I've visited England on a couple of occasions, and if the earth was flat, we would see England from New York, or China from Washington State (where I'm from).

[@mikeholubek4419]

Can U see Barrow Alaska from Russia?

[@chaimgorkowitz9542]

Vic, stick to "comedy", your knowledge of science is nil.

[@marioStortuga]

So you must be one of them huh

[@alexseubert8648]

Lol!

[@danielbritton8588]

I passed a minivan where this lady driver was knitting. Print too small? "KNITTING!" Yeah,... Pink yarn,.. Two needle tops just going to town while she careened down the highway doing 55. Also saw another driver reading a paperback in the middle of their steering wheel. These are not conspiracy theories, but, they are items of ticking off caliber.

[@Hank..]

Here's the real trick: the south pole has the opposite of the north pole when it comes to 30 days of day or night. There's no lenses, light distortion, or flashlight tricks that can have one light source light the entire south pole (the outer edge of the flat earth) 100 percent of the time, while also allowing normal day and night in the rest of the world AND 30 days of night in the far north. Its literally impossible to do.

[@Easydoesit101]

Vic, I’m watching this in July 2024, you are absolutely correct Sir, Stay Funny….come do a Show in Gainesville Fl….

[@chazzlucas6395]

you really shouldn't talk about flat earth or spherical earth .. Nothing you said was based in science ... Vic think about this..... and let it sink in: No engineering student in the history of the world has EVER been taught to adjust (calculate) for the CURVATURE OF THE EARTH when designing highways, channel tunnels, railroads or bridges ??????

[@chrispate9855]

Cloning is definitely fake... BUT imitations aren't. WHY? Let's take Bruce Lee, there were several Chinese men actors plus in this day and AGE, one from Afghanistan looks and act just LIKE Bruce Lee... but space though? YOU cannot leave this place.

[@foxmyx62]

Ok but you got to admit that JFK Jr may yet show up at Dealey Plaza in Dallas, probably hanging out the 5th floor window of the Texas School Book Depository and waving a Trump Make America Great Again banner. Wait for it!

[@vlanza1999]

That's the best flat earth argument I've ever heard.

[@saraspivey1129]

v lanza LOL. Same.

[@getoutofthetimetrap5435]

Ahhh.... Vic , I’ll twist your melon ...you’re assuming the sun is a big ball of gas 93 million miles away .... that’s your mistake , and who gives a fuck about Paul McCartney Or Elvis most people alive today don’t even know who these guys are or were . Still love ya anyway !

[@MrPedal88]

OK, now it's my turn to be the asshole. I buried Paul is at the end of Strawberry Fields where John says cranberry sauce, not to be confused with Sid Fields. The backwards part is on the White album. If you play the part where John repeats number nine, number nine, backwards, it says, turn me on dead man. I'm with you as far as "people" go. I can't imagine going through life with no common sense.

[@godspark6558]

The Earth is flat when your 6 feet under. The opinions of all people is a individual perception of their upbringing and life experiences. Very biblical people of certain religions believe flat Earth from the description of creation before the Earth was created in full. Studying many religions have me not judging people, but to understand why they think why they believe what they do. Working for the government for 16 years, I can tell you my experiences would make you have steam coming out of your ears Vic.. love your attitude, great alarm wake up for my start day.....

[@bradglasscock4699]

Dude i love your channel. DO NOT research the flat earth because your brain won’t except it what you find out. I’m not saying its flat but it isn’t round and spinning. Water is self leveling, hence “sea level” think about it... 😃😂

[@TheWeatherbuff]

Vic 101! (I'm the 101st "like"). Holy crap! I'm a meteorologist... and you got all that "flat earth" bullshit just right! I get a lot of this crap from my listeners all over the country. I'll send them your video.

[@bruceraykiewicz6274]

Hitler had a cult in Nazi Germany, Mousellini and his Fascists in Italy, were a cult, Francisco Franko in Spain, had a cult with his Fascists. And, Lennin and Stalin with their Bolshevics /Soviets, were also cultists. But, we have so many people that either don't understand these terms, or they actually like some of these cult groups. As you mentioned in another post.

[@JStephens1960]

Here's a good one: Adolf Hitler didnt commit suicide in the bunker, there was a double in the bunker. Hitler and Eva Braun escaped and went to S.America wear Hitler shaved off his mustache, had two kids and died peacefully in a bed. LOL

[@caw2161]

Vic is going to have a heart attack over Liberal nonsense.

[@marioStortuga]

This has nothing to do with liberals. They are just idiots you can find on all sides of the aisle.

[@caw2161]

@@marioStortuga This is true, Mario, but it was a joke. I WAS a Liberal for nearly 3 decades, and if you can't see the ridiculous ideology they are trying to shove down everyone's throat, then I truly feel bad for you and other young Liberal/Socialists.

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

Left wing, right wing, same F-35

[@supersierra70]

@Operation Agatha with all due respect...dems are the ones really pushing the envelope though...of course it runs on both sides, but libs are totally the frontrunner dude, pushing a lot of bs like..everything going on what they call 'progressive, letting the 3% have all the media attention, let's not even begin this impeachment bs.. like all of a sudden they care about the constitution and its founding fathers, please. This isn't an argument, it's a fact of what all the daily bs the news is promoting, which is some liberal progressive issue (dems back up) like antifa, what they're teaching children in 3rd grade like choosing a gender...all that crap. Horrible shit. Rep just wants to keep our second amendment right to protect my home and family responsibly, work hard and thank God for the miraculous blessing to be living in the greatest country in the world where we have a God given right to persue happiness and where hard work and dedication always wins! I know many progressives and dems see things the opposite. I like that dudes comment just above yours...something like dems republicans same F23's! (I think theres an F35 also). I wish we could all just be Americans first and love our neighbors like ourselves. I'm also not anti-semitic in any way. Using your thinking:every side and every country has their shit people with shit thinking. We support Israel because it is the only country in that whole area that has freedom and let's the people choose what they want to do and earn as much as they want to dedicate to whatever they choose.. like USA. And that whole region, with all the oil...is jealous of Israel's freedom, but would rather live like billionaires while the peoe live miserably. Look at the revolutions in Iran. They are pissed off because Obama dropped all kinds of cash and the people didn't get jack. I doubt you'll see any logic in this but the majority do.

[@supersierra70]

@Camaro SS good stuff man! It's a trip, I see the left and dems like a brainwashing experiment. They get their party in a kind of trance having them believe they are for the people, that they are all inclusive...they just want peace and to 'co-exist'. Because many dems (not all, but many) do not believe in God. As a Christian believing in God, I also believe evil exists. Where the bible and Christianity teach to be 'others' minded, Dems promote self and 'pride'. And that they (government) can take better care of you and make decisions for you. The hypocracy like the de.s being the party of tolerance, yeah...right. Tolerant unless you ha e your own thoughts and think differently, unlike their 'hive' mind mentality. I can go on for days...but I'm gettin'tired of this texting. I think to leave the dems you have to "free your mind Neo!' Even look at the utter hypocracy and how they think and call Trump a bully while they call him all sorts of names and pick on him constantly...they're teaching their children how to become bullies while their children watch them bully and disrespect the president of the United States, already indoctrinating their children wuth HATE filled speech when someone has a different view or opinion. They are spiritually blind, the result of not believing or knowing the Living God, Jesus Christ!

[@blacjackdaniels200]

Can you do one on the Mandela Effect PLEASE

[@hayesman76]

I’m a certified “conspiracy theorist” and agree 100% with this video. The latest - and perhaps craziest - theory regarding Elvis is that there are MULTIPLE “Elvis’s,” I think they claim one is named Franklin who’s supposedly his brother. Wild stuff! If it was true it’d mean the guy I saw in ‘75 at Nassau Colosseum wasn’t the “real” Elvis. I want my money back!

[@ashleyst.angelo1661]

Some people's brains are flat ! Let me explain 😂 I love All In The Family and as Archie would call Mike a "meat head" dead from the neck up. That's what is wrong with these people who believe the world is flat and their brains are just as flat like the heart monitor reading their brain it is flat lined ! Dead from the neck up ! 😂

[@hunterc626]

I don't know about alien visitation. I think it has been pretty well debunked...I can't believe that the "History" channel is still making Ancient Aliens. 😔

[@keithhyttinen8275]

I have a co-worker that chants "Let's go Brandon" all day long, then rants and raves about "The Illuminati"

[@john90430]

Yo, Vic, How ya doin'. I miss North Jersey, and you are a nice breath of fresh NJ air for someone stuck near (gag) DC. Thanks

[@kareyriggs1018]

Send flat earthers Christopher Columbus's phone #. His name is Cristobal Colon in central America but that's another cons. Theory

[@braustin1]

The flat Earth is the one that gets me. Every other planet and heavenly body in space is spherical, but somehow the Earth is flat to some. It makes me laugh whenever I think about a flat surface floating around in space.

[@mE-zx7pt]

"The judge would have me thrown in jail for being such a moron" .... or you'd be elected president.

[@fredhohbergerjr4685]

They're blicked by mountains Vic! Ill take the mens size 10 right in the kisser, lol

[@mikemorris4548]

The dumb flat Earth bs is the best for me. Yes, you're obviously right about the light also, if the Earth is flat, there's be no such thing as gravity on Earth.

[@fern6114]

And Elvis is eating chicken wings with Michael Jackson on Hawaii and american had never been on Moon😂👍💋🇮🇹

[@CG-kb2ii]

Always spot on Vic! Those mutants who gave this a thumbs down are the same assholes who have Elvis in their living rooms eating a ham sandwich.

[@muricansoldierreee4004]

Flat earthers also make the excuse that if the earth was round you couldn’t see some one from a sertant distance. This is called global refraction and is the reason why we could see some one with a telescope from 2 miles away