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[@jamesrich3426]

"Mr. Tootsie Roll is knocking at the back door" 😂😂😂

[@mamajoes0707]

What ticks me off is when you standing on line to pay for your groceries and the person behinds is right on you like they want to pay for your groceries

[@abc456f]

I had my shopping cart half empty on the counter and this asshole behind me puts down the little divider and starts unloading his groceries before I'm half done. I pushed his stuff back with the divider, cursing under my breath. You couldn't wait till I was done you prick?

[@grimreaperfearsmesostopthe4955]

Lol it be nice if they did

[@amythechocoholic5761]

Hahahaha I can't stop laughing because some twaffle at Walmart did this to me a few weeks ago and the cashier, God bless her, flat out asked the woman if she was paying for my order! The lady got all pearl-clutching offended and said of course not! And the cashier told her to put her stuff back in her cart until all my stuff was on the belt if she wasn't buying my groceries for me. I only ever go to that cashier now if she's working when I show up lol

[@patriciacolombini6567]

Thank God for vic. When I am upset I listen to him. Especially with the x president is Acting like a three year old.

[@umichgal1]

@@grimreaperfearsmesostopthe4955 if they are going to be on my butt, they may as well pay for something.

[@daviddanser7801]

My favorite part is when he says It's like trying to push a cinder block through a keyhole. Couldn't stop laughing. This is one of the best KZbin channels I've ever come across. thank you Vic for your sense of humor

[@JS-te4gz]

I liked the marble and garage part😂

[@mshappyapple8663]

IK - that was fuuuuuuuuuunny!!!

[@patriciacolombini6567]

Thank God for vic. W the president acting like a two year old vic helps me to shed my anger. Vic keep up your humor, it's . My medicine.

[@timmayi2]

Dont run on the treadmill next to me when the gym is empty

[@niamerced9573]

timmayi2 one of my BIGGEST peeves😒

[@DynamicallyDC]

Yes, absolutely annoying!

[@entitled7665]

timmayi2 Say word 🤣🤣🤣

[@southernsass2937]

& Dont throw your beach towel next to me, when there's another half mile of empty damn beach!

[@kathleenm7261]

I know, right? Ugh, I hate that.

[@firetools1]

my wife and I got so tired of this that we take extra towels with us. We place them around as if we are waiting for friends to show up. There is no need for anyone to get so close that you can apply lotion on them.

[@ArenaAccessories]

@@firetools1 You, my friend... are a genius. Thank you! This is life-changing advice for a beach bum like myself.

[@jameshayes9849]

Fuckn assholes! Can't stand that shit!

[@jameshayes9849]

Beaches here in NY/NJ area will be opening soon. So help me God if someone puts there shit within 15 feet of me I'm gonna get up take it and throw it the fucking water!

[@stevehughey8255]

I don't like when people try to talk to me in a public restroom. I'm not there for a conversation.

[@theacidtonguedconservative3865]

Same!!! Why the fuck are you talking to me while I'm pissing or shitting? So fucking awkward! Or how about when someone uses the urinal next to yours? Fuck dude if there are other urinals use a different one or go in a stall if that's not an option. Fucking people man!

[@RealJackHQ]

Steve Hughey I remember from a few years back I was at a Cracker Barrel, and my dad and I went into the restroom to take a dump. There were three stalls. My dad finished first, so now there were two stalls empty. A gentleman walks in and goes to the stall next to me. The next thing I know this guy starts farting like a bazooka. THEN, I shit you not, he starts talking on a walkie talkie and speaking in tongues. So I’m trying to shit, but the button pushing sound on his walkie talkie and his “hunda kooba yisee!” or whatever the hell it was just made me laugh beyond control. One of the most awkward, yet entertaining moments ever.

[@su57felon94]

Wait a sec i had to read and comprehend what you meant while taking a crapper - I even gave you a thumbs up 👍

[@scootover7]

@@theacidtonguedconservative3865 when someone stands in a urinal next to me my body starts shutting down unless I'm already in the middle of going already, I end up using the stalls most of the time when I have to piss because of this. I seen something so gross at a bus station once, I walked into a bathroom and this guy had his pants pulled down sticking his butt up into the air dryers, by the time I could find a cop it was 15 minutes later, I had to go pee sadly at the time I seen this otherwise I would have gone right away, I tried to find a cop right after I peed. When I need one I can't find one I understand the police can't be everywhere, but usually I can find one at the bus station.

[@zarakikon6352]

Damn, that would be even worse for me. Don't think that ever happened to me but I'd definitely feel awkward.

[@jsunvoorhese217]

He said throwing a marble out of a garage 😂😂😂😂

[@onfootbassin]

"Mr. Tootsie Roll is knocking on the back door."

[@Mhel2023]

Lmao

[@RealJackHQ]

On Foot Bassin Was Mrs. Tootsie Roll that Crapioca Pudding he was talking about?

[@MarkMcNeel13]

On Foot Bassin 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂

[@marthavasquez-weber8653]

My stomach hurts. I can't take. I can't take it! !!😁

[@ikeswp4959]

You got the shopping cart on my heels when there's 5 lanes open

[@Mhel2023]

I was in the gym during early afternoon, THE ENTIRE ROW of about 20 treadmills was free. I took the 3rd one in from the end. A few minutes later this lady comes and takes one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. I could feel it in my core just now when Vic said "... you muthafukker.." exactly how I felt. Ugh 😡

[@andreacravinhos9603]

Grrr - I also hate this and have had it happen to me!

[@D3Hearts]

Maybe they thought someone would be nice and be sociable to them

[@andreacravinhos9603]

@@D3Hearts - could be. Some people are very sociable but some of us need our space to remain sane, LOL.

[@D3Hearts]

@@andreacravinhos9603 true but when in a public space it's no longer your space. If there are treadmills next to you then people can use them. What if every treadmill was being used, you would leave because you want space??

[@andreacravinhos9603]

@@D3Hearts - agree to disagree. Of course if every treadmill was in use, a person's "personal space" is irrelevant. In the case where there are several other machines available, it's a matter of common courtesy. That's my thoughts on it, anyway. To each their own.

[@dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502]

You got your wish, now we have to stay 6 feet apart! 🤣

[@edwu8253]

This is why i love single person bathrooms👍

[@RealJackHQ]

Peter Johnson That’s what giant occupied/vacant signs come in handy for. Hopefully it would work 😂...

[@jamesrich3426]

@@RealJackHQ People will still try to open it. Smh

[@RealJackHQ]

James Rich I know 😂. Oh well 🤷🏻‍♂️.

[@TheStandupGuy1]

This man is speaking FACTS!!👏👏

[@jagfromtexas]

TheStandupGuy1 So true !! What sucks is being in a one stall and somebody is outside the door waiting their turn while humming a tune!

[@MarkMcNeel13]

JAMES TEXAS I don't understand ppl who talk on their phone while there in the bathroom

[@jagfromtexas]

Mark McNeel -yeah what could be that important!

[@kinglex2805]

TheStandupGuy1 kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZjaiZSOmZx2j6M

[@newwaves8159]

Lol just discovered this guy hilarious 😂

[@loving_lioness3518]

Omg this happens to me SO OFTEN! Or how about when I'm in the grocery store and I find an empty aisle or corner of the store so I can look at something on my phone quickly and be out of the way like a courteous person and magically I'm surrounded by 10 f'n people all of a sudden, LOL! Never fails

[@Mhel2023]

Ikr, I try to park next to something boring like Walden Farms 0 calorie jelly, and all of a sudden 5 people surround me NEEDING that fookin' jelly right at that moment 😬

[@kellygervais3440]

Omg I parked in front of a bin of oysters and sardines that were on sale so I would be out of the way and go over my list, 2 seconds later this chick is edging me out, I swear she did it on purpose... she could have went to the other side but no... wtf, some people need all the attention I guess...

[@loving_lioness3518]

@@kellygervais3440 lmao dude no shit when they do that to me I legit stand my ground and stare at them! Like no bitch YOU MOVE! HAAHA Do it! It's fun and makes them feel awkward! Hahaaaa

[@kellygervais3440]

@@loving_lioness3518 oh I usually do but being another woman she seemed to want to fight, and I just ignored her and walked away, couldn't be bothered, actually I think it angered her, lol I was happy..

[@loving_lioness3518]

@@kellygervais3440 she sounds like an asshole! 🤗

[@ladypalerider]

Can everybody spread out 😂

[@steve-o3169]

😂😂😂 I love this guy.

[@ClubMayview]

Ole vic, needs his safe space, hahahahahaha

[@lizkozlowski6167]

Your exactly right Vic its like when I m in the store in line and someone is standing right in back of me like they know me or something its like "back off off me you don't know me like that "

[@coalminergroupie]

I actually had some bitch start putting her stuff up in the belt before I was half done with my cart. Of course, the belt keeps MOVING.... I’m like WTF? She says, “Well they keep moving it!” Can people really be they stupid?

[@Brooklyn_Powers]

Sherloid Bai That’s what I do too!

[@auburntigers5172]

Am I the only one that's picturing Vic sitting on the toilet reading the instructions paper from the inside of the tampons box. 👍

[@jackc70]

Auburn Tigers now you have me curios on how they phrase it

[@Quicksilver0922]

🤣 I wish I could give this a 100 thumbs up...I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

[@kinglex2805]

Quicksilver0922 kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZjaiZSOmZx2j6M

[@michaelzeisler2257]

How about when you go into the doctor's office and every seat is available and the person that is sneezing and blowing his nose has to sit right next to you, happened to me many a Time.

[@dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502]

I get up and move when that happens. I don't care if they feel stupid or offended.

[@jimbigboystoys4077]

This is hilarious! 😂 It reminds me of a time years ago at a popular bar in my hometown where the men’s bathroom didn’t have urinals but rather had a long 20 foot TROTH. I go in to take a leak at the end of the troth. So as I’m doing my business, another guy walks in to do the same thing. But instead of peeing say 10 feet away… He decides to pee right next to me. And I mean RIGHT NEXT TO ME!! So close, that our elbows even touched a couple times!! Try picturing that for a minute. Here you have a LONG 20 foot troth where your peeing at the very end... and some stranger walks in, and pisses so close to you that you even touch!! I mean what’s wrong with this picture? I was so pissed… I wanted to knock him the hell out!! Lol

[@jimbigboystoys4077]

James Rich Pee on him?!.... I was damn near ready to take his lights out!! Lol

[@mikedunham8481]

Vic, I wish you could do what ticks off employees at a grocery about customers!!

[@lawrencehagen5579]

1 thing that grinds my gears is people have to invade your personal space

[@Brooklyn_Powers]

This happens to me all of the time. I try to take care of business before I leave the house, I like the home toilet advantage...

[@jackc70]

Brooklyn Powers no pressure. Home field advantage. Even after the game it’s like, who cares

[@andreacravinhos9603]

I totally agree with this overall message. It irks the living hell out of me, too. Times like this, I wish I had a cattle prod, LOL. Now if only I could use it undetected, LOL.

[@ForeverHumble101]

Lol this is one of my favourites ticked off episodes!

[@ladyslimful]

0:40 lmaooooooooo kill me nowwww

[@danielmarra1555]

Very similar to when I’m driving down a long road with my cruise control set on at 50. A smuck has to jump out from a side road in front of me and slow me down to 30. No one is behind me! Why did they have to jump in front of me? Couldn’t they give me room? Wait 5 seconds, then jump in. That drives me crazy!!

[@heatherhartman6474]

Happens to me A LOT!😂🤣

[@ryanhimenes6709]

Like throwing a marble out of a garage ! Lol

[@RealJackHQ]

Ryan Himenes Like shoving a cinder block through a keyhole!

[@thegodfather1907]

What the hell does that even mean?

[@RealJackHQ]

Vince Ferri It refers to how easy it is to poop.

[@phatom111]

Maybe he didn't know you were there. 😁

[@mshappyapple8663]

I have to stop watching these for a while because I've been laughing so hard my chest and stomach are sore! LOL

[@thebeyer8321]

Too funny!! And this is from a few weeks before we were dealing with Coronavirus!!! 🤣😂😆

[@blackbeard0074]

They drive the same way they have to be right behind you

[@survivalnurse4658]

We need more people who speak the truth!

[@thrashmetal7588]

Something happens to me in movie theaters! 200 seats and you set directly in fucking front of me! THATS what ticks me off!

[@pauleaton443]

Probably the most honest man on KZbin.👍

[@ladyslimful]

U da best you always bring a smile to my face lmaooooooo

[@blackhymn347]

I wish Vic was my uncle, so family gatherings & bbq's would be something to look forward to!

[@1wookieman]

This is my dance space , that is your dance space, I dont go into yours, you dont go into mine. ! Easy Peasy.

[@jorgerobles3715]

Well, this aged well.

[@gweneth7219]

Omg!! I hear you!! Right the hell next to me and you see their feet!! It makes everything shut down. Ugh

[@step2191]

SHOVING A CINDER BLOCK THROUGH A KEYHOLE. HAHAHAHAHA

[@VideoWarfare]

Oh, that was you looking underneath my stall? Sorry :O

[@RealJackHQ]

Ray Gonzalez 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joeproton2469]

" like pushing a cinder block through a keyhole"

[@kgkrause1]

I understand Vic. Ticks me off too. 🤬

[@N2264J]

Yo Vic - The funniest graffiti I've ever seen was in a men's room stall at the Reno NV airport. Over the dispenser for the paper prophylactic seat covers was scrawled: "Free cowboy hats."

[@A-sq2dy]

Can you pass me some toilet paper I’ve run out. And I have poo on my finger. 😳where’s my gun 🤣

[@loricrockett-owens5117]

Throwing a marble out of a garage. LMFAO u crack me up. Lol love ya vic❤️

[@davescire3004]

I thought I was the only one that needs to read when I take a shit lol

[@elijahmastronardi5521]

“You motha fucka.” I miss New York.😂We have all the same quirks it’s funny. That is why I never go in a public restroom.

[@gmaneis]

It's also why I love traveling with my small RV and private bathroom!

[@vanlierdreyer5169]

I did not know you were a special princess, tjat ticks me off, capich!

[@LoppanH]

Was just about to say that is must be the parking lot guy when you mentioned him.

[@grandpashaq5611]

I had this happen yesterday 😂😂

[@cbyt75]

This happens to me at work. I go far away among empty stalls and do the courtesy flush. Seriously out of all the other empty stalls, another woman has to take the stall right next to me and let’s it go minus the courtesy flush. Ugh.

[@Mhel2023]

Happened to be too.. Ughhh😨

[@jackc70]

Women’s bathrooms are dirtier than the men’s rooms. Honestly. Some are so nasty. To bad I didn’t become a doctor.

[@cbyt75]

JD C Sad but true.

[@jamesrich3426]

@@jackc70 Why a doctor?

[@jackc70]

James Rich for the money. Keep me from working in bathrooms. Sees to me it would make for a better living

[@catonthemoon2084]

OMG TOO FUNNY & true who in their right mind would do that? That's the scariest part.

[@areaone3813]

Thanks again uncle Vic ! I’m here for ya 🧹🕳

[@ALPHAJACK78]

Same thing with urinals Vic, give me space don’t stand next to me when 15 other urinals are available, they just want to look at your junk, that’s just gay, And then they carry on a conversation with you, WTF

[@carljohnson6264]

ALPHA JACK exactly!!!! People think I’m complaining about “gays”. No!!! It’s about someone pissing on my feet!! At my gym , I always take the corner urinal against the wall, leaving several open urinals away from me. But someone comes in and gets right next to me! I don’t get this!!!!’

[@scootover7]

For years I had the fear of using the urinals because of this, I still do, I just only use the urinals if no one is near mine, but sometimes what ends up happening if right when I'm trying to go someone walks right in and stands next to me, I sometimes use the urinals because all the stalls are taken. I want to make jokes about my fear but I'm afraid I'll be pissed off or pissed on lol.

[@susan769]

Paulie...says, what ya hear ...whatta say from Sopranos

[@Bartetmedia]

They say when you flush a toilet the mist from the flush shoots up into the air about 4 ft. then spreads all around. Something to think about.

[@anthonyfasulo4690]

Totally agree. That was a great video.

[@ken5336]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I thought it was only me

[@arialthefont]

You painted quit a picture there Vic, hope Mr Tootsie roll showed up

[@alanstandsalone2802]

This guy could play the game R.A.T.S... "Rate A Turd Splash"

[@NyanPoptartCat]

Four months later, the casual way he talks about an airport and people getting too close is surreal.

[@lawyer4ever]

Best ever Vic! Love you man!

[@Kareem707]

People just need to SPREAD THE FUCK OUT

[@o.o2561]

I'm from Florida. You were in The Villages, they're a special kind of special.

[@RealJackHQ]

John Kay Why is that? Is there weird Bermuda Triangle magic there or something?

[@o.o2561]

@@RealJackHQ You have to experience the place for yourself. 8/10 cringe rating

[@RealJackHQ]

John Kay Alrighty then lol.

[@moonfire7696]

The villages has America's highest rate for STD's!!!

[@deanbriss10]

When i'm on an empty bus or near empty, somebody always sits in the seat right in front of me, now i'm looking at the back of their heads. Always, I dont know why this happens ALL THE TIME.

[@simplysaying5478]

LMAO! This is hilarious!!!!

[@mikesosa1146]

FANTASTIC. LMAO. Great way to start the morning. Thank you Vic. You are great!!!

[@hrich245]

Marble out of the garage...lol

[@rcrbrewster7840]

2:51 Vic Reminds me of Jack Nicholson in the movie The Departed ... Same tone of voice and pausing between each talking point .

[@kimberlyvalentino506]

I almost had a heart attack! OMG man when this is over with please come to a stage near us!

[@elainestieff9049]

Lol...i hate when u park away from people and someone parks next to you..

[@patriotnemisis]

The marine corps " will take care of that problem 🤣

[@353735373]

the same guy that parks next to me when the whole goddam lot is empty

[@SubThiel]

Even more relevant these days ^^

[@marktorres9506]

You know what ticks me off? When you're sitting there dropping a log and some jerkoff goes up to the door and tries to see if it's open. IF THE DOOR IS LOCKED IT MEANS IT'S BEING OCCUPIED!!! WHAT DOES THE PERSON NOT GET??? DON'T INTERRUPT MY SHIT AND SPLIT TIME!! THAT'S what ticks me off!

[@mrmjb1960]

Happens to Me every time I get on the Bus!

[@tymac3306]

U and I are the same in our reactions,...omg

[@rain3140]

i thought it's only me, hahahaha! i can't shit too without reading!

[@catonthemoon2084]

It's a man thing we all do it.

[@gmaneis]

and then there was the guy at the interstate rest area who took the stall next to mine and was later caught by my sharp left eye as he leaned down, peered under the partition and up into my exposed everything. Sheesh! I guess that's how he picked up guys. Talk about pipes shutting down.

[@jamesrich3426]

I'd kick someone in the face!

[@majorpayne5289]

Gotta love vintage Vic

[@KingCoCo]

In absolute tears 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rickleblanc8900]

Like some dumbass parking 2 inches from my car in a completely empty parking lot...... That's what fries my brain !

[@sirenmuscle]

Maybe it was LARRY CRAIG????

[@joelanderson_t]

“I am not gay... I never have been gay.” - his quote in 2007

[@MikeOnTheHomestead]

“Can everyone just spread out?!” - that is the exact reason I moved to South Carolina. Long Island is like a sardine can and people smell and are generally dicks. Down here, people are nice and I have plenty of land but I traded B.O. for pigs and cows...2 out of 3 ain’t bad 😊

[@OwenC1]

I love that this was made before covid LOL

[@robertdrummer5150]

Spead the fuck out! Gotta use that one!!

[@dudefromtexas425]

I have read shampoo bottles before 😆

[@nickb8791]

Jesus Vic lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yup, my bowels shut down in public restrooms, especially the damn NYS thruway. Oh I love bathroom jokes lol. How about when the prick next to you takes a dump? Lol, that's when my hig mouth goes, "someone must've ate too much", lol

[@SEYEBONOMUSIC-2]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!😂

[@Perservere]

LOL! So true Vic!

[@cs.soaring.5280]

Haha haha! Absolutely correct!

[@yogiwolf6396]

No words can describe how f****** good this is how f****** good he is🍺🍺

[@thunderbolt2145]

😂 Great video Vic !😂 I know EXACTLY what you mean

[@jeromeduffy9270]

You know the next move? Slide the foot under the divider. To see if you are down. You know Senator that had that at the airport