TikTok Livestreams Are WILD

[@canilhan98]

far too thick meated 😂😂

[@swinaecologist9610]

🤣🤣🤣

[@NikNocturnal]

TikTok is a special place

[@MrMemes21]

Agree

[@MrMemes21]

I really liked your Egyptian metal song/video

[@MrMetalhorse]

Agreed. The people in Tiktok are pretty special.

[@johnkayreactions6963]

alot of special people on tiktok 😆

[@dixienormus88]

DickeyDines and Nik Nocturnal collab👀

[@Hand_Of_Doom333]

Jared's facial hair reminds me of a '80s video game villain and it's just the right thing to do Jared 🤙❤️

[@SlyHikari03]

He kinda looks like big bull but with a flipped baseball cap.

[@potluck5896]

I don't know how or where you come up with these ideas but please never stop these are so funny, every single video is so funny.

[@iamVazzilla]

Jared dines always experimenting with new facial looks lol 😆

[@phantomneptune9620]

You had me at "Gravity has not been kind Or She Had Both Her Kidneys Stolen" (Got i lightheaded Pissing myself hearing That)... :) Thanks Lads

[@dedrxbbit7549]

Yo Jared! Lovin the Hispanic Fred Durst you got goin on hahaha!

[@chefbanjo8139]

Glad to know I’m not the only one who preemptively gives myself a thumbs up of approval right before dropping an all-time-great belch.

[@Indi]

I agree with Austin, this feels so dystopian... Some of them really seem like NPCs

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

yeah man, some of this is so passionless and odd it’s like AI scam spam

[@chkchkpap45]

Well no one knows how to live anymore ya know

[@J.PC.Designs]

You'll never believe what they are doing on tik tok live right now...

[@Madchris8828]

Man I miss this show man. I'm so glad y'all posted back up in my notifications. I've been laughing my ass off at these for days

[@YurasikRenArnie]

Jared, you look like a time-travelling musketeer that just discovered 90s and new metal and Austin, ma man, you are the living proof that, in fact, thumbs can grow beards. Love you really guys, amazing content as always! Just watched one of your roasting vids after the this one and got ideas haha

[@williammartinez9674]

It takes me twice as long as it should to finish a DickeyDines video because I always rewind the funny parts lol Also, the way Jared gathers things for Austin to react to is freaking hilarious!

[@charlesjones9860]

Dickey's been watching far too much OneyPlays lately.... and I am ENTIRELY here for it. 15 seconds in and we already got a "gobbo-tits."

[@TristanSchultheiss06]

Even though this is an almost 40:00 minute video. I still want more

[@WhiskeyHotel7481]

You guys should do a fan submitted version of this 🤙🏻

[@shyguy9793]

Came back to Dickeydines after a few months to check in and my boys have embraced 100% pure dad energy and I love it. Been a fan of Jared since the KZbin comment metal battle and a fan of the DickeyDines show since they ate some gross ass jelly beans. Bless

[@CBP2001]

Does anyone remember the video where they reacted to that guy shredding on the guitar while the frontman devoured a rotisserie chicken? Off topic, I know, but it’s been in my head for far too long

[@donaldthescotishtwin]

Tik tok is like darkweb diet

[@CMFT_69]

31:32 this guy has the most chill streams on TikTok. He just sits out in nature year round playing his Handpans and Tongue drums

[@opiate_warrior1474]

Honestly I couldn't agree more with Austin. It feels like we live in some kind of weird dystopian parody of what people in the past though the world would look like in the future. It's just sad that some of those "TikTokers" seem to be absolutely addicted to this platform and social media as a whole. Kinda scary to think what the future will bring. Yet you bois still managed to make it funny as shit, love ya to death! :)

[@MetalCore042]

Austin and Jared expose the thrills and disappointments of TikTok

[@martindelaporte8228]

Been a follower/Fan since i was at school, you guys are just as funny as the first time I saw try not to laugh metal edition. It's been 8 years and you're still here. Fucking LEGENDS. U should start aging cause dang u look 75% the same as back then LOL. Love from South Africa dudes. Zoltan

[@melvinschrute9617]

Ah yes, time for more Dunky and Krunk

[@LlamasAreCuteAndFat]

PLEASE do more of these Tik Tok livestream videos hahaha this was incredible, thank you guys for all the laughs over the years

[@Dylan-nm6vf]

Why are yall so funny. Stop it. My gut can't handle it

[@ozzmary420]

In the 'stop mom, you're embarrassing me' one, anyone see the cat in the background? LOL He was plotting a murder for sure!😾

[@electrinoc]

So I calculated how much the plankton pyramid would cost….its 47.000 dollars

[@JUNKO____]

TikTok lives are a VERY real and TOO intimate look into the human experience and how desperate people are for attention without actually doing anything to warrant a follow or tips. There's this lady that just dances in parking lots/parks and it's a great time. There ARE too many that feel like they're one of 8+ streams coming from the same room/floor doing the SAME exact thing. It's the call center scam equivelant of internet "entertainment".

[@BoskeLunarAncestral]

TikTok is just cursed 💀💀 I’ve seen this like shark mermaids lady doing asmr and eating while making fart sounds from a sound pad . It was so weird lmfao

[@jbpeltier]

Dude ngl I used to get hammered on live and crowdkill furniture to brutal deathcore 😂

[@banananinja9076]

Dude, If that was me cutting parts off the top I would cut that strained hair by accident lol 😆

[@MFK420MFK]

yall slayed this shit, Austin came quick with the funnies, good shit boys

[@urieldominguez6753]

Hey guys I just wanted to let you know that your longer videos are helping me bear through my OSHA exam right now lol

[@sidneygordon2804]

24:13 is me testing out a top before a show so there's no nip slip.

[@M.E.FProd.]

The chapter starting at 23:47 being named amouranth made me cackle

[@lindygrrl658]

"thanks for letting us ruin your algorithm"...that shit's priceless😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@zenon459]

Amazing as always guys

[@_PatG_]

Just saw Tony and the boys in Dragged Under the other night!!!!

[@W0rthl3ss_p3ssimist]

Youve out done yourselves again boys, love your guy’s content always brightens my day 😊

[@BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH]

9:25 Okay, as a Christian, all I can say about that crazy preacher lady is that, whatever she's doing to draw more people to Christianity, SHE'S DOING IT WRONG.

[@aira6574]

As an atheist; Nah, I'm loving it.

[@ladydepravity570]

"Cool" Austin:*dies*

[@hanzelvasconcelos7903]

I wan... need a part 2 of crazy tektak shit picked by Austin 🤣🤣🤣

[@isuckatgaming7225]

This video was fuckin hilarious!! And strangely depressing at the time..

[@fathomlives]

i was scrolling through tikok livestreams one time and came across an account with only barely over 1k followers. they weren't doing much, but at one point they turned on the green screen effect and i guess they misclicked, because it showed some hardcore furry scat porn. immediately they ended their live, but i went to their acc and their most recent video had been FLOODED with comments. there were over 200 comments about that livestream that had all been posted within 30 seconds.

[@chloe-pmm3436]

Nah guys TX2 is actually fire, and he’s unique in that he’s enthusiastic about interacting his fans. It makes us feel connected instead of just following a careless fame chaser. He’s passionate about his stuff, that’s a good thing!

[@maxheijstek9353]

Are you by any chance TX2 promoting yourself?

[@kambriedahlin8439]

@@maxheijstek9353 TX2 replied in different comments, he doesn’t have an issue standing up for himself under his own name

[@i_l0ve_hawt_momss]

@@maxheijstek9353 nah, he made a video about it so we here to back him up

[@_.tbone._]

literally bro TX2 is amazing 🖤

[@rebeccamcguire2798]

Yeah if u says so that app is a horrible toxic trash dump

[@bloodytooth1234]

I studied for about 9 hours today and I was exhausted. This made my day so much better. Thanks:)

[@DrDipsh1t]

Should have live streamed it apparently 😂

[@bloodytooth1234]

@@DrDipsh1t Haha I could have begged for money while studying too😂

[@JoshStLouis314]

Jared rocking the Guy Fawkes facial hair

[@CaloBrown]

Title is a bit of an understatement. Twitch Livestreams Are WILD. TikTok Livestreams Are Crazy!

[@Cocokingable1]

the fucking kidney comment broooooooooo im dyiiiiiinnnggggg lmaooooooooooooo

[@lilbigrigw9904]

LAWD, I CAN SMELL THAT BURP

[@MetalCore042]

This video made my day, absolutely hilarious 🤣 keep it going!

[@rawlikethat776]

0:20 confirmed Oneyplays fan

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

Fellow fan of little green witches i see

[@schemas702]

STEAL YOUR PARENT'S CRRREDIT CARD!!!

[@Trumanhinton]

0:18 Aaaaannd canceled

[@yourfavoritetrex]

Also the wyattmaters dude i've followed him for awhile and i don't know where he gets all of that shit but my favorite thing he does is all of those shrek VHS tapes have those instant win cards and you can either win a free ice cream from baskin robbins an original xbox or a 2001 kia sadona minivan and he opens one everyday in hopes of winning the minivan 🤣

[@testingmyaudioaddiction3452]

Tx2 is actually pretty good. He took out Wyatt Stav on tour.

[@zacksguitarhacks6390]

Fermenting his fingertips lmfao

[@Raul-og4fb]

Bro tiktok isn't even the only place there's places like bigo that do this too 🤣 and the pay is trash

[@theseanie9958]

i looked up that tx2 dude and he's a lot more talented than you'd expect after watching that lol

[@TX2OFFICIAL]

Thanks, appreciate that

[@WHOREHAMMER_OFFICIAL]

@@TX2OFFICIAL will you respond tho

[@zenon459]

@@TX2OFFICIAL yo he's here

[@marmarballz]

That was a lot. I have never used Ticktock and Im kinda glad now.

[@taylor_drift]

That new Orleans psychic line is exactly what Robin Williams said on his live on Broadway show...good call back

[@skylarsteich4787]

Is it just me, or was this kinda fire : 10:04

[@briannalapin1525]

Love this background, happy to watch gonna make a good mourn🤘

[@METALHEAD2022]

Jared: Dickey, are u gaming while we got an episode to film Dickey: Well, find the right time to film, Can't right now....Its important. I'm playing a Marvel game on mobile, You'll thank me later after I save the world. Jared: Thank You for "saving the world" Dickey: Its complicated

[@Rex102p]

Yooo Wyatt with the Shrek VHS's and Plankton!

[@Kurran1998]

6:17 This part gets me every time 😂❤

[@rooinmaggot1892]

$9.98 per plankton head X 6,100 heads = $60,878 in Lego heads alone

[@mitchdesilva9839]

10min in was pretty sick 😂

[@kellsinpdx]

I 100% work with a girl who sits on TikTok live AT work sitting there saying for like 30 minutes at a time "Tap the screen. Share the live. Send me gifts." And she's trying to get me to a 1,000 followers so I can do it too...Yeah, no thanks. and every time she does do a live she asks me to come in and tap. I'm always like "I'm not playing tap the screen all night." Drives me up the wall. Also, that dude's belch, man, he'd fit in with my family! Anyone else get the heeby jeebies from, the kids asking for gifts and money?

[@thalfty]

that plankton voice was a half decent MoistCritical impression

[@camerondodge2070]

The two things you need to know about furries: we are always in denial, and we are always a bit cringe. That video was almost like an introduction to the fandom.

[@sand_man4168]

Fuck you mean "we" 🤢

[@BeeFizzle]

I have grown past denile into full on acceptance I'll shout it from the rooftops!!!!! I AM A FURRY AND I AM INDIFFERENT ABOUT IT!!!!!

[@zenon459]

Makes me think it was satire, just seemed a little too tounge in cheek. Keep doing your thing though, be unique. The world needs that

[@Baphxmet]

I can’t believe tik tok is free 😂😂

[@Doty14]

Now you gotta ask for subcriber submissions

[@BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH]

Jared's facial hair reminds of Curly Bill Brocius from the movie Tombstone.

[@swinaecologist9610]

0:04 Jared is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@andrewsawyer9273]

15:20 ring of fire surrounds the queen's cups

[@wickedskull]

Tx2 actually is a good musician check him out

[@lordovfries9404]

Preacher lady sounds like what chihuahua’s vocal fries sound like

[@farmanocotl1419]

Ok so i believe that plankton pyramid man is trying to mimic charlie or moist critikal

[@Its_Just_Frank]

I grew up watching you guys thank you so much for your content. 😁😁😁

[@greysonlenning579]

Tx2 is actually alright, I'm convinced that all of the shit he does on TikTok is ironic because I've seen some show vlogs and he seems like a super fun guy, his music isn't really my vibe but I come back to it every once in a while

[@TX2OFFICIAL]

100% ironic

[@TheAstronomyFloyd]

Nah he’s shite mate

[@TX2OFFICIAL]

as in tik tok comedy skits videos to clarify for TheDickeyDinesShow

[@everyinchtheanimal]

100% bipolar

[@DrDipsh1t]

The one with all the kids begging gives me weird vibes. Like, what goes on after the camera is off?

[@blake2331]

I love you guys!🖤🤘

[@codesent2125]

That retired cop could actually do work for Rockstar games and GTA, but other than Iowa Dairy Farmer who I know uses tiktok and a few informative vids, tiktok is just a cesspool of sadness lol

[@jorex6816]

I’m so glad I don’t have TikTok now haha

[@charleswilkes2362]

If possible, do another episode with Tony!

[@REDACTED04]

“Necrogobotits” sounds like a good band name.

[@ironbar5786]

6:42 Austin sounded like chris griffin

[@Hbzprojects]

Dakota_soda20 ended up with 25k views, but we never found out what he was watching.

[@egg2895]

Think the voice at 6:20 was supposed to be moistcritical

[@chkchkpap45]

I know this is a bit old, but WTF granny had shower curtains as her actual window curtains 😮

[@Raul-og4fb]

Queen of cups? She got big cups lol

[@SignalFireProject]

I feel like Swamp Dweller or Mr Nightmare needs to check out the Waterbed stream...weird af

[@stevinharper3551]

Worst part is dude was confident in his plankton voice he's all so you want the voice then immediately screws it up

[@frankiebloodshed]

Holy shit DickeyDines is back

[@humanure0]

this was hilarious y’all should do this again. tiktok is a fucking goldmine for weird and funny shit. perfect for react content

[@boydofw]

The Tx bots are out in full force lmao

[@DarkAnubis]

This video was hilarious 🔥

[@xdoxyouxevenxpuff9340]

Please do more of these videos

[@justindewit7903]

I thought cup girl was gonna be something like homeopathic medicine no it’s tarot cards and taters

[@jstndrst]

When she says 'tweeter tweeter" it sounds like the beginning of a lil Wayne song circa 2010.