Jared's facial hair reminds me of a '80s video game villain and it's just the right thing to do Jared 🤙❤️
@SlyHikari0311 ай бұрын
He kinda looks like big bull but with a flipped baseball cap.
@potluck5896 Жыл бұрын
I don't know how or where you come up with these ideas but please never stop these are so funny, every single video is so funny.
@iamVazzilla Жыл бұрын
Jared dines always experimenting with new facial looks lol 😆
@phantomneptune9620 Жыл бұрын
You had me at "Gravity has not been kind Or She Had Both Her Kidneys Stolen" (Got i lightheaded Pissing myself hearing That)... :) Thanks Lads
@dedrxbbit7549 Жыл бұрын
Yo Jared! Lovin the Hispanic Fred Durst you got goin on hahaha!
@chefbanjo8139 Жыл бұрын
Glad to know I’m not the only one who preemptively gives myself a thumbs up of approval right before dropping an all-time-great belch.
@Indi Жыл бұрын
I agree with Austin, this feels so dystopian... Some of them really seem like NPCs
@Kekistani_Insurgent Жыл бұрын
yeah man, some of this is so passionless and odd it’s like AI scam spam
@chkchkpap45 Жыл бұрын
Well no one knows how to live anymore ya know
@J.PC.Designs9 ай бұрын
You'll never believe what they are doing on tik tok live right now...
@Madchris8828 Жыл бұрын
Man I miss this show man. I'm so glad y'all posted back up in my notifications. I've been laughing my ass off at these for days
@YurasikRenArnie Жыл бұрын
Jared, you look like a time-travelling musketeer that just discovered 90s and new metal and Austin, ma man, you are the living proof that, in fact, thumbs can grow beards. Love you really guys, amazing content as always! Just watched one of your roasting vids after the this one and got ideas haha
@williammartinez9674 Жыл бұрын
It takes me twice as long as it should to finish a DickeyDines video because I always rewind the funny parts lol Also, the way Jared gathers things for Austin to react to is freaking hilarious!
@charlesjones9860 Жыл бұрын
Dickey's been watching far too much OneyPlays lately.... and I am ENTIRELY here for it. 15 seconds in and we already got a "gobbo-tits."
@TristanSchultheiss06 Жыл бұрын
Even though this is an almost 40:00 minute video. I still want more
@WhiskeyHotel7481 Жыл бұрын
You guys should do a fan submitted version of this 🤙🏻
@shyguy9793 Жыл бұрын
Came back to Dickeydines after a few months to check in and my boys have embraced 100% pure dad energy and I love it. Been a fan of Jared since the KZbin comment metal battle and a fan of the DickeyDines show since they ate some gross ass jelly beans. Bless
@CBP2001 Жыл бұрын
Does anyone remember the video where they reacted to that guy shredding on the guitar while the frontman devoured a rotisserie chicken? Off topic, I know, but it’s been in my head for far too long
@donaldthescotishtwin Жыл бұрын
Tik tok is like darkweb diet
@CMFT_69 Жыл бұрын
31:32 this guy has the most chill streams on TikTok. He just sits out in nature year round playing his Handpans and Tongue drums
@opiate_warrior1474 Жыл бұрын
Honestly I couldn't agree more with Austin. It feels like we live in some kind of weird dystopian parody of what people in the past though the world would look like in the future. It's just sad that some of those "TikTokers" seem to be absolutely addicted to this platform and social media as a whole. Kinda scary to think what the future will bring. Yet you bois still managed to make it funny as shit, love ya to death! :)
@MetalCore042 Жыл бұрын
Austin and Jared expose the thrills and disappointments of TikTok
@martindelaporte8228 Жыл бұрын
Been a follower/Fan since i was at school, you guys are just as funny as the first time I saw try not to laugh metal edition. It's been 8 years and you're still here. Fucking LEGENDS. U should start aging cause dang u look 75% the same as back then LOL. Love from South Africa dudes. Zoltan
@melvinschrute9617 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, time for more Dunky and Krunk
@LlamasAreCuteAndFat Жыл бұрын
PLEASE do more of these Tik Tok livestream videos hahaha this was incredible, thank you guys for all the laughs over the years
@Dylan-nm6vf Жыл бұрын
Why are yall so funny. Stop it. My gut can't handle it
@ozzmary42011 ай бұрын
In the 'stop mom, you're embarrassing me' one, anyone see the cat in the background? LOL He was plotting a murder for sure!😾
@electrinoc Жыл бұрын
So I calculated how much the plankton pyramid would cost….its 47.000 dollars
@JUNKO____ Жыл бұрын
TikTok lives are a VERY real and TOO intimate look into the human experience and how desperate people are for attention without actually doing anything to warrant a follow or tips. There's this lady that just dances in parking lots/parks and it's a great time. There ARE too many that feel like they're one of 8+ streams coming from the same room/floor doing the SAME exact thing. It's the call center scam equivelant of internet "entertainment".
@BoskeLunarAncestral Жыл бұрын
TikTok is just cursed 💀💀 I’ve seen this like shark mermaids lady doing asmr and eating while making fart sounds from a sound pad . It was so weird lmfao
@jbpeltier Жыл бұрын
Dude ngl I used to get hammered on live and crowdkill furniture to brutal deathcore 😂
@banananinja9076 Жыл бұрын
Dude, If that was me cutting parts off the top I would cut that strained hair by accident lol 😆
@MFK420MFK Жыл бұрын
yall slayed this shit, Austin came quick with the funnies, good shit boys
@urieldominguez6753 Жыл бұрын
Hey guys I just wanted to let you know that your longer videos are helping me bear through my OSHA exam right now lol
@sidneygordon2804 Жыл бұрын
24:13 is me testing out a top before a show so there's no nip slip.
@M.E.FProd.10 ай бұрын
The chapter starting at 23:47 being named amouranth made me cackle
@lindygrrl658 Жыл бұрын
"thanks for letting us ruin your algorithm"...that shit's priceless😂😂😂❤❤❤
@zenon459 Жыл бұрын
Amazing as always guys
@_PatG_ Жыл бұрын
Just saw Tony and the boys in Dragged Under the other night!!!!
@W0rthl3ss_p3ssimist Жыл бұрын
Youve out done yourselves again boys, love your guy’s content always brightens my day 😊
@BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH Жыл бұрын
9:25 Okay, as a Christian, all I can say about that crazy preacher lady is that, whatever she's doing to draw more people to Christianity, SHE'S DOING IT WRONG.
@aira65745 ай бұрын
As an atheist; Nah, I'm loving it.
@ladydepravity570 Жыл бұрын
"Cool" Austin:*dies*
@hanzelvasconcelos7903 Жыл бұрын
I wan... need a part 2 of crazy tektak shit picked by Austin 🤣🤣🤣
@isuckatgaming7225 Жыл бұрын
This video was fuckin hilarious!! And strangely depressing at the time..
@fathomlives Жыл бұрын
i was scrolling through tikok livestreams one time and came across an account with only barely over 1k followers. they weren't doing much, but at one point they turned on the green screen effect and i guess they misclicked, because it showed some hardcore furry scat porn. immediately they ended their live, but i went to their acc and their most recent video had been FLOODED with comments. there were over 200 comments about that livestream that had all been posted within 30 seconds.
@chloe-pmm3436 Жыл бұрын
Nah guys TX2 is actually fire, and he’s unique in that he’s enthusiastic about interacting his fans. It makes us feel connected instead of just following a careless fame chaser. He’s passionate about his stuff, that’s a good thing!
@maxheijstek9353 Жыл бұрын
Are you by any chance TX2 promoting yourself?
@kambriedahlin8439 Жыл бұрын
@@maxheijstek9353 TX2 replied in different comments, he doesn’t have an issue standing up for himself under his own name
@i_l0ve_hawt_momss Жыл бұрын
@@maxheijstek9353 nah, he made a video about it so we here to back him up
@_.tbone._ Жыл бұрын
literally bro TX2 is amazing 🖤
@rebeccamcguire2798 Жыл бұрын
Yeah if u says so that app is a horrible toxic trash dump
@bloodytooth1234 Жыл бұрын
I studied for about 9 hours today and I was exhausted. This made my day so much better. Thanks:)
@DrDipsh1t Жыл бұрын
Should have live streamed it apparently 😂
@bloodytooth1234 Жыл бұрын
@@DrDipsh1t Haha I could have begged for money while studying too😂
@JoshStLouis314 Жыл бұрын
Jared rocking the Guy Fawkes facial hair
@CaloBrown Жыл бұрын
Title is a bit of an understatement. Twitch Livestreams Are WILD. TikTok Livestreams Are Crazy!
@Cocokingable1 Жыл бұрын
the fucking kidney comment broooooooooo im dyiiiiiinnnggggg lmaooooooooooooo
@lilbigrigw9904 Жыл бұрын
LAWD, I CAN SMELL THAT BURP
@MetalCore042 Жыл бұрын
This video made my day, absolutely hilarious 🤣 keep it going!
@rawlikethat776 Жыл бұрын
0:20 confirmed Oneyplays fan
@TheDickeyDinesShow Жыл бұрын
Fellow fan of little green witches i see
@schemas702 Жыл бұрын
STEAL YOUR PARENT'S CRRREDIT CARD!!!
@Trumanhinton Жыл бұрын
0:18 Aaaaannd canceled
@yourfavoritetrex Жыл бұрын
Also the wyattmaters dude i've followed him for awhile and i don't know where he gets all of that shit but my favorite thing he does is all of those shrek VHS tapes have those instant win cards and you can either win a free ice cream from baskin robbins an original xbox or a 2001 kia sadona minivan and he opens one everyday in hopes of winning the minivan 🤣
@testingmyaudioaddiction3452 Жыл бұрын
Tx2 is actually pretty good. He took out Wyatt Stav on tour.
@zacksguitarhacks6390 Жыл бұрын
Fermenting his fingertips lmfao
@Raul-og4fb Жыл бұрын
Bro tiktok isn't even the only place there's places like bigo that do this too 🤣 and the pay is trash
@theseanie9958 Жыл бұрын
i looked up that tx2 dude and he's a lot more talented than you'd expect after watching that lol
@TX2OFFICIAL Жыл бұрын
Thanks, appreciate that
@WHOREHAMMER_OFFICIAL Жыл бұрын
@@TX2OFFICIAL will you respond tho
@zenon459 Жыл бұрын
@@TX2OFFICIAL yo he's here
@marmarballz Жыл бұрын
That was a lot. I have never used Ticktock and Im kinda glad now.
@taylor_drift Жыл бұрын
That new Orleans psychic line is exactly what Robin Williams said on his live on Broadway show...good call back
@skylarsteich4787 Жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or was this kinda fire : 10:04
@briannalapin1525 Жыл бұрын
Love this background, happy to watch gonna make a good mourn🤘
@METALHEAD2022 Жыл бұрын
Jared: Dickey, are u gaming while we got an episode to film Dickey: Well, find the right time to film, Can't right now....Its important. I'm playing a Marvel game on mobile, You'll thank me later after I save the world. Jared: Thank You for "saving the world" Dickey: Its complicated
@Rex102p Жыл бұрын
Yooo Wyatt with the Shrek VHS's and Plankton!
@Kurran1998 Жыл бұрын
6:17 This part gets me every time 😂❤
@rooinmaggot1892 Жыл бұрын
$9.98 per plankton head X 6,100 heads = $60,878 in Lego heads alone
@mitchdesilva9839 Жыл бұрын
10min in was pretty sick 😂
@kellsinpdx Жыл бұрын
I 100% work with a girl who sits on TikTok live AT work sitting there saying for like 30 minutes at a time "Tap the screen. Share the live. Send me gifts." And she's trying to get me to a 1,000 followers so I can do it too...Yeah, no thanks. and every time she does do a live she asks me to come in and tap. I'm always like "I'm not playing tap the screen all night." Drives me up the wall. Also, that dude's belch, man, he'd fit in with my family! Anyone else get the heeby jeebies from, the kids asking for gifts and money?
@thalfty Жыл бұрын
that plankton voice was a half decent MoistCritical impression
@camerondodge2070 Жыл бұрын
The two things you need to know about furries: we are always in denial, and we are always a bit cringe. That video was almost like an introduction to the fandom.
@sand_man4168 Жыл бұрын
Fuck you mean "we" 🤢
@BeeFizzle Жыл бұрын
I have grown past denile into full on acceptance I'll shout it from the rooftops!!!!! I AM A FURRY AND I AM INDIFFERENT ABOUT IT!!!!!
@zenon459 Жыл бұрын
Makes me think it was satire, just seemed a little too tounge in cheek. Keep doing your thing though, be unique. The world needs that
@Baphxmet Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe tik tok is free 😂😂
@Doty14 Жыл бұрын
Now you gotta ask for subcriber submissions
@BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH Жыл бұрын
Jared's facial hair reminds of Curly Bill Brocius from the movie Tombstone.
@swinaecologist9610 Жыл бұрын
0:04 Jared is hilarious 😂😂😂
@andrewsawyer9273 Жыл бұрын
15:20 ring of fire surrounds the queen's cups
@wickedskull Жыл бұрын
Tx2 actually is a good musician check him out
@lordovfries9404 Жыл бұрын
Preacher lady sounds like what chihuahua’s vocal fries sound like
@farmanocotl1419 Жыл бұрын
Ok so i believe that plankton pyramid man is trying to mimic charlie or moist critikal
@Its_Just_Frank Жыл бұрын
I grew up watching you guys thank you so much for your content. 😁😁😁
@greysonlenning579 Жыл бұрын
Tx2 is actually alright, I'm convinced that all of the shit he does on TikTok is ironic because I've seen some show vlogs and he seems like a super fun guy, his music isn't really my vibe but I come back to it every once in a while
@TX2OFFICIAL Жыл бұрын
100% ironic
@TheAstronomyFloyd Жыл бұрын
Nah he’s shite mate
@TX2OFFICIAL Жыл бұрын
as in tik tok comedy skits videos to clarify for TheDickeyDinesShow
@everyinchtheanimal Жыл бұрын
100% bipolar
@DrDipsh1t Жыл бұрын
The one with all the kids begging gives me weird vibes. Like, what goes on after the camera is off?
@blake2331 Жыл бұрын
I love you guys!🖤🤘
@codesent2125 Жыл бұрын
That retired cop could actually do work for Rockstar games and GTA, but other than Iowa Dairy Farmer who I know uses tiktok and a few informative vids, tiktok is just a cesspool of sadness lol
@jorex6816 Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I don’t have TikTok now haha
@charleswilkes2362 Жыл бұрын
If possible, do another episode with Tony!
@REDACTED04 Жыл бұрын
“Necrogobotits” sounds like a good band name.
@ironbar5786 Жыл бұрын
6:42 Austin sounded like chris griffin
@Hbzprojects Жыл бұрын
Dakota_soda20 ended up with 25k views, but we never found out what he was watching.
@egg2895 Жыл бұрын
Think the voice at 6:20 was supposed to be moistcritical
@chkchkpap45 Жыл бұрын
I know this is a bit old, but WTF granny had shower curtains as her actual window curtains 😮
@Raul-og4fb Жыл бұрын
Queen of cups? She got big cups lol
@SignalFireProject Жыл бұрын
I feel like Swamp Dweller or Mr Nightmare needs to check out the Waterbed stream...weird af
@stevinharper3551 Жыл бұрын
Worst part is dude was confident in his plankton voice he's all so you want the voice then immediately screws it up
@frankiebloodshed Жыл бұрын
Holy shit DickeyDines is back
@humanure0 Жыл бұрын
this was hilarious y’all should do this again. tiktok is a fucking goldmine for weird and funny shit. perfect for react content
@boydofw Жыл бұрын
The Tx bots are out in full force lmao
@DarkAnubis Жыл бұрын
This video was hilarious 🔥
@xdoxyouxevenxpuff9340 Жыл бұрын
Please do more of these videos
@justindewit7903 Жыл бұрын
I thought cup girl was gonna be something like homeopathic medicine no it’s tarot cards and taters
@jstndrst Жыл бұрын
When she says 'tweeter tweeter" it sounds like the beginning of a lil Wayne song circa 2010.