tiktok taught me to astral project.

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the poopie show

Күн бұрын

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@theshowihaventnamedyet1610 Жыл бұрын

“I can’t do it so is it really that cool”. I’m going to use this piece of wisdom to turn my life around.

@Kalinel_ Жыл бұрын

Poopie we need more research, I didn't even get to learn how to astral project myself a million dollars.

@thepoopieshow Жыл бұрын

we established it does not honour the lord and all science of that nature is not worth pursuing.

@Kalinel_ Жыл бұрын

@@thepoopieshow Sad, I feel scammed, perhaps I can instead invest into trading teeth for cash with the fairies.

@kenos911 Жыл бұрын

My favorite part of the video was when poopie said “it’s astral projecting time” and astral projected all over the place

@matthewchandler7845 22 күн бұрын

Insert Cartman psychically batteling dudes....bewwwnaananannaanna!!!!

@xxGreenRoblox 10 күн бұрын

Fun fact! i hate you and everyone who has ever written this comment

@RogueScholarMDC Жыл бұрын

"Oh! Thank you for your service."

@anonimanonim2710 7 ай бұрын

"What if I want to do it for evil reasons?" I feel like that for every piece of knowledge I come in contact with lol

@xenotiic8356 Жыл бұрын

This is golden, thank you Poopie Show for enlightening me!

@JavierRamirez-lx4ev Жыл бұрын

What the grail gun! Theres an astro war? 😮

@waltbauer1003 Жыл бұрын

I tried this once, using my dude's research to go to the planet, X AE A-Xll, but I just ended up at Elon Musk's ex-wife's house without a gift. The cops were called, and it was a whole thing. My dude denied any knowledge, and we'll, as you can imagine, now I can't buy a Tesla EVER! Safe Travels!

@phoebea Жыл бұрын

That sucks, dude. A new battery for a Tesla costs as much as a new car anyway. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@Cantimule 17 күн бұрын

"No drugs." "also, fairies!"

@alexkorinth6459 5 ай бұрын

I love who people talk about astral projection, and I'm like "Oh, like maladaptive daydreaming?" Like I've done this all the time. Every morning when I was in Middle and High School, I would just turn on some music, and basically go into a semi-dream state where I could just do stuff. It's not astral projection. It's just daydreaming but like...really deeply.

@Mx.muffin 4 ай бұрын

Every time I hear people talking about astral projection, I'm just like "so... You just lucid dream?" Lucid dreams are pretty cool anyways. Some of this also kinda sounds like maladaptive daydreaming, which can be a problem

@V4Vonnie Жыл бұрын

The poopie we want and need.

@SewardWriter 7 ай бұрын

Anyone who wants to befriend the fae knows nothing about them.

@KhorneyFishRawrFearMeh Ай бұрын

When you befriended some fae with the knowledge of their shenanigans and create boundaries 😅. They keep making tiny fairy rings in my yard and I accidently mowed over one 😅. I had to make them milk and honey and green tea. Telling them please do the rings in the designated areas.

@alaskawoolf3737 7 ай бұрын

I think it must actually be a kind of sleep phenomenon, like sleep paralysis. It's a thing that happens (apparently), no need to call it magic. I remember reading about it in a 80's new age magazine as a kid, they talked about astral monsters and the danger of the astral line connecting to your body breaking, and also aliens. I was scared of accidentally astral projecting for years.

@jchang76 3 ай бұрын

No, what you're saying it is is not true. It is as incorrect as the things that that guy on TIC TOK was saying. It is not "magic," NOR IS it a sleep, or sleep related, phenomenon. The tic tok guy is absolute, utter bullshit. THERE IS NO "PULLING OTHER PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR BODIES" TO TAKE THEM ALONG; AND, AS ANYONE WITH A BRAIN KNOWS, THERE ARE NO FARIES. 🙄 THE PROBLEM WITH YOUR GENERATION IS THAT, RATHER THAN ACTUALLY DOING GENUINE RESEARCH (I.E., NOT A GOOGLE SEARCH WITH 3 MINUTES OF WIKIPEDIA READING. THAT IS AS BAD AS TICTOK), YOU ALL JUST MAKE SOME INANE ASSUMPTION, BASED UPONWHAT IT "SOUNDS LIKE," OR "SEEMS LIKE IT MIGHT BE," TO YOU. YOU, OBVIOUSLY, HAVE NO IDEA WHATIT IS, WHERE THE PRACTICE WAS DEVELOPED AND FROM WHENCE IT CAME. IT IS SOMETHING THAT EVOLVED FROM VARIOUS HINDU AND, ALSO, BUDDHIST PRACTICES AND IS ATTAINED THROUGH DIFFERENT TYPES OF MEDITATION. ●IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SLEEP!!!● IT DOES NOT OCCUR DURING SLEEP, MORON. ● NO, YOU WERE NOT "AFRAID OF ASTRAL PROJECTING FIR YEARS," BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK ASTRAL PROJECTION IS. POINT OF FACT : YOU STILL DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS. INSTEAD OF ASSUMING YOU KNOW WHAT SOMETHING IS BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SIMILAR TO SOMETHING ELSE, THE WAY TO LEARN ABOUT THINGS IS TO ACTUALLY F- ING EDUCATE YOURSELF ON THE SUBJECT, INSTEAD OF RELATING IT TO SOMETHING THAT YOU - WITH YOUR, CLEARLY, VERY LIMITED KNOWLEDGE OF THE WORLD - THINK THAT YOU ALREADY KNOW. ASTRAL PROJECTION IS NOT, NOR DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SLEEP PARALYSIS, ALIENS, BAD DREAMS, OR ANY OTHER OF THE STUPID ASSUMPTIONS THAT YOU MAKE. ●HEY! HERE'S AN IDEA! WHY DON'T YOU ACTUALLY READ A BOOK, OR TWO?!? WHOA! WHAT A CONCEPT, RIGHT?!? HOW ABOUT, YOU TRY TO, ACTUALLY, GET YOURSELF SOME EDUCATION, INSTEAD OF USING YOUR MICROSCOPIC, NARROW AND EXTREMELY LIMITED AMOUNT OF KNOWLEDGE - IF IT CAN EVEN BE CALLED "KNOWLEDGE" - AND SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ASSUMING YOU KNOW ENOUGH TO BASE EVERYTHING YOU MIGHT COME ACROSS, IN LIFE, ON THE ONE OR TWO RIDICULOUS - AND, ALSO, INCORRECT - THINGS YOU READ BEFORE YOU DECIDED, CLEARLY, VERY ERRONEOUSLY, THAT YOU KNEW ENOUGH TO STOP, ACTUALLY, EVEN, TRYING TO LEARN, BECAUSE, OF COURSE, YOUR (IGNORANT, INCORRECT) ASSUMPTIONS WERE, CERTAINLY, MORE THAN ENOUGH TO INFORM YOU ON ALL THERE COULD POSSIBLY BE TO KNOW?? TOO MUCH WORK FOR YOU? AGAIN, JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR : ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - ZERO - OF WHAT YOU SAID, NOTHING, AT ALL, THAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW, NOT ONE SINGLE ASPECT THAT YOU THINK IS TRUE - OR EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO - ABOUT THE SUBJECT OF ASTRAL PROJECTION IS ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE TO THE TRUE FACTS ABOUT THE SUBJECT. YOU KNOW, LITERALLY, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, WHATSOEVER ABOUT IT. I'M FAIRLY SURE, HOWEVER, THAT THIS ISN'T A PARTICULARLY UNUSUAL SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES IN WHICH TO FIND YOURSELF. IT IS, SURELY, A COMMON OCCURRENCE, FOR YOU.

@Magic_Toaster 6 ай бұрын

I do love how "research" probably means watching tiktok videos, so now you're an expert now too!

@marshoman39 5 ай бұрын

Oh, yeah. I remember that time I went to the astral super market to get some spirit milk to raise my vibration and I got jumped by a draconian spirit.

@phoebea Жыл бұрын

This sounds like dreaming while you're delusional from a high-grade fever. I have very strange dreams normally (at least those that I remember). My latest one was where I was on some Greek island trying to solve a mystery. David Bautista was there, and he was the Watson to my Lestrade. The victim I was trying to find was called Eric Doug. NOTE: I recently watched a film with David Bautista in it and was wondering if two guys I knew (named Eric and Doug) were related because they looked so similar. I also watched a true crime show on a missing woman. Guess where she disappeared from? Yup, from some Greek island.

@TheBrokeCyberWanderer Жыл бұрын

My therapist (a real paychologist, not like an app theripist) told me about Astral projection/travel. None of what's on Tik Tok seems to relate to anything to do with Astral projection as it's been studied by pstchologists. The tik tok stuff is pretty out there. It has to do with deep meditation and a teather. I have no idea if it works for real but I did try it and the feeling was like if my body threw up my soul for a half a second. It was not pleasant.

@tyruskarmesin5418 Жыл бұрын

Dude I hate to break it to you, but magic isn’t real. Sorry.

@lisawhereisthecultjam 8 ай бұрын

I think I accidentally astral projected when I was having a werewolf nightmare when I was 12.

@Lunatik21 Жыл бұрын

"Okay Im going to have a hard time here. Sometimes I become aware of my own breathing and I fucking die-I dont know about meditation." Absolutely sent me 😆

@THATGuy5654 Жыл бұрын

I astral project into different levels of the Backrooms about 3 times a week while I sleep. I find myself navigating endless school hallways, endless versions of my childhood home, weird cathedrals, junkyards, badlands, etc. I know it's astral projection because during the entire experience, I'll really need to pee, but when I wake up, I REALLY NEED TO PEE IN REAL LIFE. Some people would try to rationalize this by suggesting that my subconscious is just convincing me that I'm walking so that I don't pee the bed, but you can tell how desperate they are to hide from the truth.

@heathercurry898 4 ай бұрын

Great video! - My astral story: Only did this one time, by accident. Usually when meditating I only get sleepy. But I once did lower my vibration, and I felt myself slipping downwards out of this physical plane, and I awoke in a blank white void of light. But I wasn't alone, there was this black floating blob in the void with big wide eyes. We startled each other, it floated to me and looked at me as if it had never seen a human before. Before I could speak, a very tall entity in a trench coat suddenly zoomed at us from the left. The blob flew off frightened, and I was suddenly hurled back into my real reality, here on earth. I've heard that there are spirits that police us humans so that we do not go too far out of our sphere, which is who I think the trench coat guy was. He had the authority to send me home, he didn't want me talking to the black blob with cute big eyes. It was a crazy awesome experience, and one I have not had since then, Lol.

@joeschmoe4034 6 ай бұрын

projecting in front of a half octopus dude and a chained half lizard dude with an orphic hammer in your hand

@blackfox1665 6 ай бұрын

lol the whole breathing thin yea it takes me a minute to re ignore my breathing to get it back on track

@xxGreenRoblox 10 күн бұрын

that's impossible if you try to ignore your breathing then it stays in manual

@ashe_irl 2 ай бұрын

i have a crazy story. when i was like 9 i first started showing adhd symptoms and got put on a focus-aid (ritalin i think, no one remembers for sure). around the same time, my extremely spiritual grandma passed away. i also started suffering from sudden, debilitating panic attacks and psychotic episodes. for some reason, she didn't consider the new meds at first, and she thought it was my the spirit of my grandma trying to pull me out of my body to try and chat w me?? to be fair, she was grieving, and we figured it out eventually. i dont hold it against her or anything, but it makes for a wild anecdote lol

@danielgonzalez5787 22 күн бұрын

Aww dancing Poopie is so cute :D

@sizanogreen9900 4 ай бұрын

"I know he does his research" xD

@Fr.O.G. 2 ай бұрын

For the curious, until the New Age movement, practitioners understood that "astral projection" was an act of active imagination, not literally leaving one's body. This is still the understanding in most ceremonial occult traditions.

@CyberSaurian 6 ай бұрын

This reminds me of the Christian werewolves that fought witches in their sleep lol

@theboringbiker 20 күн бұрын

The Universe has a soul 🤯

@janj6089 6 ай бұрын

this got me rick and morty vibes

@joshesreelx Жыл бұрын

Love you poopie!!!

@whimai412 Жыл бұрын

If I could Astral project, it would be to the poopie show. I'm sure the most poop-a-lisious of all places to be. Plus I'm sure I'd look pretty sick in 2D. XD

@garyschlagheck4871 Жыл бұрын

i bet you would have to meditate in a space suit. maybe...

@benverret7968 7 ай бұрын

I'm astral projecting to the comment section of this video.

@krasimir-balchev Жыл бұрын

I would astral project myself to poopie's farts cause I miss them... 😢

@Memetheif27 5 ай бұрын

I lost all 3 brain cells

@chickenlover657 3 ай бұрын

I will never marry because I can't marry poopie.

@warhawkjah 12 күн бұрын

Neptune? Why not visit Uranus…

@vidoxi 12 күн бұрын

AP is real but I seriously doubt that any of these people have AP'd. A lot of misinformation in these videos and in these comments. If you're actually interested in AP, start by reading some books from reputable sources, like Bob Monroe or Silvan Muldoon.