I'd love my wiener dog, but he keeps shitting on the floor because it's -9f out.....Actually I can't really blame him....

People more smart now then in 1800s? I almost feel like we are more dumb today....

i want to eat the word "The" like the way spongbob wrote it in that one episode... it looked really tasty

For some weird reason i enjoy feeling like i am falling at 200m/h

4:36 Hahaha, YOU FOOL! I AM IMMUNE >:D

You forgot the hairy ball theorem

I am watching "Brave Bang Bravern" at the moment and now I see where they got their inspiration from <3

Mablethorpe 😂

Okay but why didn’t you call it twitter? :/

I thought the meanest one was where he encouraged you to take his dog for a walk but then sell it at a big box store

My pinky finger can touch the back of my wrist

Female: blush Male: yu-gi-oh Nature is fascinating...

i do prefer the more less effort poopie, instead of this one but i cant say i dont like this either

They are my favourite dog breed and now I have an extra reason to love them 🥲

Greatest. Show. Ever.

You didnt mention they steal eggs and babies that dont belong to them

I was FORCED to get rid of my FAVORITE stuffy!!

Mexican measurement system: 1 mother (a small amount), a super gay man (a strong hit), chisguete (a small piss or liquid content), ni pa la muela (very little food), un сhingо (a fuск-ton)

THIS was more like watching a Studio Ghibli Production with a well-liquor Hangover than Infotainment.

Also we need fungy to make Alkohol. No fungy no rakia

Turkeys and geese are so scary. You REEEALLY don't want to get on their bad side!

after thinking about it heres pros and cons of being a fungus pros: 1) easy to live and spread 2) you don't get usually eaten by animals 3) it's fun cons: 1) you can't walk 2) you can get eaten by a nerdy human who knows too much about mushrooms

Fun fact about the history of coffee: Those who treat it like adding anything to your coffee is sacrilegious are full of bullshit. Many places around the world added things to their coffee like cream and sugar, so if anything, NOT adding anything to your coffee is the real crime. Maybe, just maybe, let people enjoy their coffee how they want. I can't have caffeine as much anymore, but when I do, you bet I add a lot of stuff into it.

Idk man, sometimes people, especially teens, reeeeeaaaally like walking out in front of cars and then look at you as if you’re the stupid one when they’re the ones not using the crosswalk that only 15 feet away from them and comes with a blinking light that ✨𝓂𝒶ℊ𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎✨ makes traffic stop temporarily so you can cross safely🫠 It’s especially funny seeing grown ass people doing it as if they don’t know that people are driving 900lb missiles and they should know they can’t just pop up out of nowhere to literally run across or casually walk into the street knowing there’s a car coming and they CANNOT outrun/outwalk a car lol Then again we also have a lot of druggies over here now and they play frogger/crossy road irl which scares the shit outta me! I’ve never seen a semi slam on their breaks so fast because of a guy, clearly drugged out because he was zig zagging between all of our cars in a busy intersection as we were stopped and then abruptly turned and started walking on the parkway going AGAINST traffic! I genuinely thought he was gonna get ran over because that’s a 50 zone! Also there’s a sidewalk for pedestrians to use because we have a lot of people that bike and he instead chose the actual road for funsies

Thank you goddess poopie

5:06 😥

What the heck is a baby and where can I find its weaknesses

I wonder if this still holds up today, like, if you ran an image through ai a fuckload of times if it would still throw flowers and snow on it and call it a day

Damm even dogs got lynched

Cheese tho

So dumb. "Poopie" is obviously vulgarity, not profanity. Vulgarity is talking about gross things at inappropriate times. Profanity is treating sacred things in a disrespectful way.

As a german and neither dog lover (like insane fan, I like dogs) nor hunter, I in fact knew all this and am surprised that apparently outside of germany people don`t know that the Teckel (Huntsman language for Dachshund) is in fact a hunting breed. Many of our hunters still have Teckel and they have never been seen as a sausage dog as far as I know... I also fought Wiener came from the german capital Wien...

1:25 "Tank" *insert image of railway artillery*

I'm a straight man but I love the smell of sweet fruity perfumes

Why are the Dutch almost always in the Top 10? So small but such a big impact.

Pepsi max is way better than coke zero you imbecile <3

I went to highschool with Chris Porco. He evidently tried to murder his parents to collect the life insurance policy that was to be left to him. I like to think it was a misinterpretation of archaic speech and he was just trying to have a night out with friends and someone suggested he ax his parents for some money so he could tag along.

Incum.....bahahaha

Fun fact, jaywalking is no longer a crime in New York City as of recently

It’s funny how the Soviets have kissing as a normal gesture while Chinese won’t even hug their family

5:52 hi. Just fyi if anyone is recommending the OG Jurassic Park book to you, it has nothing to do with dinosaurs and everything to do with tech bros gleefully destroying everything they dont understand (i.e. everything) for profit.

I would like a Cambrian Explosion candy and a Content sandwich, please.

I love your tone of voice.

This channel is always cute and funny.

I enjoy coffee as much as I enjoy getting kicked in the nuts. Uh I don't... but both wake me up without fail.

Northgate bollio or french roll

Another winner!! Love your channel! Listen to you on job sites with a bunch of construction workers in Chicago Illinois. ( Not in the city) . Just saying you have quite a wide demographic i think.

I love all your work . From Chicago Illinois USA

ahh but quantum mechanics do not adhere to a deterministic model of the universe, and there is some indication in recent research that on the level of neurons in our brains, there *is* some impact that quantum deviation of electrons traveling make (similar to how cpus can be made so small between transistors that electrons can tunnel between them and incorrectly set values in the core occasionally, it seems the same can happen occasionally in our own brains) which would extremely subtly change the state of your brain at any given moment dependent on this web of probability, not enough to radically change who you are - but with how our brains run and decide on very fine margins anyway most of the time, it could easily be enough to, say, butterfly effect it's way into changing your order at the kebab house. This may not exactly be free will because you could argue that for a given state you will get a certain order, but it kind of deconstructs determinism because you cannot fully model a state of being that the brain will be in an instant after you have all of that information, and the more time that passes will create a larger disparity between model and 'reality' since it would be more and more probabilistic until you cannot really accurately map neuronal behavior so then your guess would be as good as someone who just knows someone really well; so would you say your best friend doesn't have free will just because you know what order they usually get and can predict it accurately alot of the time? I wouldn't say so

I knew some of this stuff actually!