Til Death Do Us Blart 2021

[@HannahKay2012]

How many years until we convince them to write the script from memory & do a table read? Like the grownups 2 live show many moons ago

[@Hal-p5y]

Genius

[@andrineslife]

My grandpa used to make everyone watch a 1966 French comedy movie every year at his birthday party from the mid-eighties to 2016 when he died and it got to a point where we would have like layers upon layers of in-jokes that made zero sense to anyone who hadn't been tortured with the same movie. Paul Blart 2 makes La Grande Vadrouille look like an Oscar contender though, so the guys might just go mad instead.

[@willgeisler7397]

Every year me and my Bois get good and day drunk and watch "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist" every year at the behest of one of our best friends. At this point I think half the ritual is just experiencing this awful film together once a year. Devoting hours of our life to this all cause we love my boi.

[@aila6814]

this was our math teacher in elementary school, he always had us watch A Christmas Story each year for christmas and he would constantly make jokes about it with us through the year. i miss him, he passed a few years ago as well.

[@abigailjohnson2149]

1:01:10 “griff I’m worried about you.. duuuuuude”

[@hydrategea]

i don't think i've ever seen tim and guy's physical forms this is uncanny i feel like i'm watching a deepfake

[@mannequin_z]

I only knew what Guy looked like because he recently appeared in the NZ version of the show Taskmaster. Would highly recommend that as him and everyone else in that show are wonderful!

[@halfling49]

Nah mate, they look *exactly* how I imagined them to look like

[@sorio99]

They very much already look like Worthikids characters, oddly enough

[@arachmusmarsh3285]

Correct me if I’m wrong (my French is super rusty) but it sounds like rather than “not today death” Paul says “I am forever”. Which is almost poetic in its parallel of the podcast

[@Ninjabread01]

This is such good information, thank you

[@skepticJames]

I think it's more like "I still am", as in I continue to exist, but I kinda prefer yours.

[@MedousaChan]

He says "Je suis vivant! C'est dire (? i think), Je suis toujours là!" aka "I am alive! Goes to show, I am still here!"

[@ElijahPigeon]

He says "Je suis vivante Seigneur! Je suis toujours là!" Which translates to "I am alive god! I'm still here!" The second half when translated directly can also be translated to "I am always there"

[@dysonkennedy6796]

I am have never laughed as hard as when guy named his new successor

[@blkfoxninja]

The look of abject terror on Justin’s face when he does is INCREDIBLE

[@bigboydotcool]

1:04:50

[@sockeye42069]

The genuine betrayal on Tim’s face when Guy chose Remy to be his successor is better than any given scene in the entirety of Paul Blart 2

[@kyled1813]

How do the non-brothers, Guy and Tim, somehow look way more like brothers than that actual brothers Mcelroy.

[@sorio99]

Griffin looks like a child who made a wish on a faulty Zoltar, Travis looks like a hippy who’s about to explain why painting your fingernails is good for the environment, and and Justin looks like a science experiment to create the world’s youngest middle-aged dad. Meanwhile, Tim and Guy just look like normal men.

[@RobTunes]

@@sorio99 they may look like normal men, but they are NOT innocent men

[@clairewriteswords]

Griffin at 30:13 realizing he can hear the glue foam bit in French is the most excited he looks all episode

[@loadingscreens]

Le Big Stiquey Méss

[@Doogal_UK]

Maybe the best Blart episode yet? The "Are you OK Griff?" moment made me howl

[@rainydayjules]

at some point in the next 50 years I am confident they will be able to get Anna Gasteyer on as a guest

[@isabellarussell4407]

Oh I deeply hope so!!!

[@jobrown95]

I love the genuine concern on Tim’s face hearing Griffin and Travis tumble down the rabbit hole together starting at 1:00:30

[@sorio99]

The single most engaging minute of entertainment ever created

[@TheRosytoes86]

@@sorio99 lull LOL

[@juxhex]

his smile slowly fading into genuine concern is killing me

[@suicidalloafofbread2009]

The genuine distress in Justin's voice when he yells "Guy no" is priceless

[@thedavylamp]

i am incredibly sleep deprived and i have the temptation to watch paul blart mall cop 2 right now, which is not a impulse anyone should ever have

[@dukeofmars4847]

I hope that, after going my whole life listening to this whole podcast multiple times year, I will eventually have perfect knowledge of Paul Blast Mall Cop 2 without ever having seen it.

[@mariomario42]

Listened to the audio already, but watching everyone's reaction to 1:05:05 was worth it

[@abigailjohnson2149]

screamed at Travis’s little “like the big mall in the sky” at 47:19 that got me good

[@abigailjohnson2149]

57:56 is Griffins iconic “sea burglars”

[@breepers_creepers]

being able to SEE the silent laughter and their head nods of approval really makes this group feel so much warmer (and funnier!)

[@wolfbd5950]

19:20 I really appreciate the subtle inside joke of the captions saying "(speaking in French)".

[@smalliesxd]

33:10 Tim’s look of shock and fear of how quickly Justin found the clip 😂 this poor man

[@cader95603]

Can I just say, Guy's shit eating grin as he sets up his best joke so far, Naming Tim's child (Fucking Power Play)! What a boss!

[@kquinnvandevelde1384]

I am so glad I got to see everyone's reaction to Guy announcing his successor

[@zrrob1149]

I don't think I'll ever reconcile how different the experiences are of watching people talk and listening to a podcast. I listened to the pod back when it was released, but I got completely different vibes from this watch than before.

[@Rikoshima]

this video just made me confront the fact that I've been subconsciously picturing tim and guy as jemaine and brett this whole time bc I guess that's my only NZ touchstone???

[@ozpunk]

“Electricity and flesh” is a great way to describe the movie 😂

[@asteroidblues402]

Can we have this every year? There can be a timelapse as everyone gets old to the sound of "best day of my life"

[@darkarch757]

The jump at 53:20 being just like one frame makes me scared for what got cut

[@EpicBeard815]

Kevin James walked in the room

[@OhGodWhatIsThisAah]

💀

[@yeshua7238]

I wish I new there was a video version coming before I relistened to the episode another two times but here I am regardless

[@toadfrommariokart64]

Travis' puppet string descriprion was amazing lmao

[@OhGodWhatIsThisAah]

1:06:27 this concept is the funniest thing in all of human conception.

[@GinoZump]

I'm happy Guy Montgomery shares the mBmBaM Blartiverse

[@Aford47]

I've only seen (most) of this film once the year it came out. So when I first started listening to the podcast, I could still visualize some of the characters and scenes. And now, as the years go by, I get further from my viewing, and seeing this film through their lenses reminded me why I never finished it and should never return.

[@abigailjohnson2149]

50:22 is when they talk about possible ideas for Paul Blart Mall Cop 3

[@Scoman007]

...I can't be the only one surprised by how handsome Tim and Guy are...right?

[@RobTunes]

Paul Blart 2049 and Mall Cop 2077 - they’re gonna be great Also 59:40 for Griffin and Buckwild Blart

[@Pantheraleo1545]

After seeing TDDUB for a decade, I have to say this has been the funniest episode so (especially 1:06:27 this will never get old) and the one I will be showing to people to introduce them to the podcast

[@JesterIMC]

This is the first time I've heard the podcast, even tho I have been a MBMBAM fan for a while. This had me laughing so hard. F'ing kudos, y'all.

[@VelocitrapLords]

Ah yes the yearly reminder that linear time's cruel beat marches on

[@adambonini3129]

I’m currently relistening. Having the video is great.

[@jaijais]

thank you for this opportunity to witness the boys die inside while discussing this cursed movie 🙏🏼 EDIT: please watch guy on season 2 of taskmaster NZ please you will not regret it, one of my favorite seasons of any tv show ever

[@fosterdawson7339]

WAIT WHAT HES THERE???

[@jaijais]

@@fosterdawson7339 YES i’ve watched that season so many times it’s hilarious and guy’s absolutely brilliant in it

[@BunzJackson]

The fact that Travis is not in the middle has got to be some sort of crime.

[@ChardBothamYT]

Already listened to the episode twice but that can't stop me from watching this in its entirety

[@kylekyle4169]

I love that an angry man yelling in French makes them think of German. That's because they are basically language siblings!

[@PoopVintner]

PLS GIVE US 2022 VIDEO VERSION

[@jinxonyx4066]

I just thought to look this up for this year out of the blue to see if it was out and caught it within two hours of posting. This is the universe calling me home.

[@TaelluricInterlude]

I've continued my little tradition of binging the series every November, I'm really looking forward to the next episode! Something about watching the 2021 episode in video form this time around really did it for me!

[@dysonkennedy6796]

I was not aware this was coming. This is great!

[@foxtrapped]

It really is the best time of the year! (also Travis, broke my heart at the end there

[@etcetc1]

screaming at the screen as a devoted weirdo

[@isabellarussell4407]

Same! I was looking for this comment, makes me sad :(

[@heythere2174]

I’ve never seen these movies so based only on this video for context, what I can understand is that Paul Blart eats bananas, goes to hotels, plays craps, punches people, makes a big sticky mess, and does circus tricks that lead to a coma and all end in him deciding to let his daughter go to school?

[@Loot_Bugs]

1:05:07 is where Guy nominates Remi (Remmy?) Batt and everyone loses their minds

[@ismathers]

"no no man I've got a clean slate, it's crazy"

[@christophertarsitano269]

Now I’ve been listening to TDDUP since it’s conception. I’ve never seen the movie and I’ll listen all year around. That being said. I’ve watched this video 10 times minimum.

[@ripper3151]

This is my first time seeing Guy and Tim

[@kylekyle4169]

I was watching this while waiting for my hair to develop so thank you for keeping me company for that

[@BL-cc2nw]

Really happy these exist! So much fun

[@r1pperdoc426]

sea burglars of the caribbean

[@jacquiecotillard9699]

24:35 watch Justin become a delighted Tim Curry when Travis guesses that Blart is just about to punch an old lady in the stomach

[@cader95603]

I will say that the boy's rough draft of P.B. 3 is still more comprehensive than the script for Joe Dirt 2 which I assure you exists....... I shouldn't have mentioned that.

[@jobrown95]

Got a half hour into Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser and very quickly forgot what happens

[@paraworldblue]

Paul Blart 3: they acknowledge his death, and now he's going through a mall version of the ancient Egyptian afterlife

[@popdelton]

oh i hope you listened to this year’s episode

[@mgills1236]

I think about "Electricity and Flesh" all the time. That's what I need on a t-shirt.

[@mackmpls]

Delightful. Thank you all.

[@starwarseveryweekforever2394]

Thank you for this gift.

[@willemborriusbroek6951]

Best Xmas pressy ever, thanks boys!

[@commandrogyne]

Im really glad that everyone who watches cats seems to come away from it unironically loving skimbleshanks and praising it as the best song in the movie. I am a part of this demographic skimbleshanks kicks ass

[@cookedfennel]

paul oblartuaries

[@jkgmerclane]

Twas' the Blart right on Xmas! What a wonderful gift!

[@RetroGameStream]

Great episode, I was surprised to hear Vanilla Sky mentioned, it's a movie I saw a lot in my mid teens and no one I know seems to remember it.

[@robertdaykin1661]

Well, at least some things are right with the world. :P

[@clashmovator6130]

Can one of them name Kevin James as successor? It would be a fitting punishment.

[@jackroberts2704]

Paul Blart 2 is humanity's burden which rest on these five heroes shoulders

[@bodhemon]

I'm concerned about what this project is doing to them. Like what are the long term psychological effects of watching this once a year, every year?

[@christophertarsitano269]

I’m. So. Thrilled to see. This.

[@blakewilliams8148]

1:01:11 is so God damn funny

[@chasecross6063]

Thank you so much for this blessing.

[@nickmoney]

Wait, do the next in line for Death Blart have a choice or is it required?

[@almostjune6485]

Its required! It is a shame, but they will be forced to continue the legacy

[@nickmoney]

@@almostjune6485 Remind me to never make any of them mad lol

[@sssydneyfree]

Vanilla Sky joke almost killed me

[@gothhankhill69]

love travis for travis

[@Viniter]

Ah, the Death Blart's Second Coming!

[@alexandrac2472]

My sweet yearly dose of schadenfreude

[@rocknrollmandolin]

Ive never seen Tim and Guy before but they look just like they sound

[@snowyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

oh no

[@Epinardscaramel]

A video Till Death do us Blart? It’s Christmas!

[@bromplee]

17:35

[@Nonekogon]

I miss guy's womb broom

[@GetUpGetUpGetUp]

Does anyone know what the: "UHMOVZWOMDDZBZ54" means?

[@Epinardscaramel]

« Lâche-nous, Frank ! »

[@zmlo2dotcom]

The best.

[@Fejkhaj]

SO NICE TO SEE ALL YOUR SWEET, SWEET FACES

[@Redfernroses]

Anyone else come from Worthitkids and get confused?

[@valxena9640]

37:25 it makes me so frustrated every time I listen to this episode that they give Hooper so much credit for the songs when all the songs in the 2019 movie are just slightly worse (some are much worse) versions of the exact songs of the broadway musical. Hooper deserves *no* credit, he did nothing good in that movie.

[@valxena9640]

@@henryrosie I know who made the original my guy. It’s my favorite musical ever and I’ve watched it a (probably) unhealthy number of times. Plus, directly before that time stamp, they mention Hooper, and after it, they say “Tom Hooper’s Cats”. And they don’t reference Webber once.

[@coolguysupercool4292]

2 minutes in and this is already the shittiest podcast I've ever had the misfortune of seeing