I give that line 5 bags of popcorn and a little miniature barber pole keychain
@fergusmurphy83104 жыл бұрын
I love how they've included the reactions of other customers in the sketch. Usually the characters are in a bubble in the middle of the cafe/pub/restaurant, as if nobody hears what they say.
@spicytwiglets125 жыл бұрын
I wish there were endless episodes of this
@notbrendon10 жыл бұрын
"It's the best joke I have"
@Zabs_Mcgee10 жыл бұрын
your profile pic looks like you are addicted to heroin seek help soon
@EdgieAlias2 жыл бұрын
The worst thing you could admit to.
@JashNetwork11 жыл бұрын
Best lunch ever.
@unsilent_bob420 Жыл бұрын
"I do a whole political jag that goes for 25 minutes sometimes." Tim makes it so effortless.
@evanboyer59284 жыл бұрын
"You've been doin' flyin' stuff?"
@MooseIndie9 жыл бұрын
The guy's face at 1:01. I am laughing too hard
@tranquilrabies5 жыл бұрын
The older man at 2:36!
@Bingbangboompowwham6 ай бұрын
I love that Gelman brought Starbucks to the diner
@manchesterisblue102310 жыл бұрын
"you shouldn't have to pay taxes" ahahahahha
@thrillhofork14948 жыл бұрын
Gelman is so fuckin' mad in that first bit. I makes me feel good in a good way
@EmilyVioletMarie5 жыл бұрын
No wonder I liked this so much, its directed by Eric N from On Cinema. It's an unofficial prequel to On Cinema!
@someguy-rn2jy5 жыл бұрын
Emily Violet Marie Omg I didn’t expect to see you here! Love your makeup tutorials! You like Tim and Eric?
@dharmallars4 жыл бұрын
Technically this second one was during on cinema
@dasheight11 жыл бұрын
There really needs to be a better phrase to describe passive-aggression for these bits. lol God, they're genius.
@Ridicul0se Жыл бұрын
Compettytive
@Plus2wenty9ine4 жыл бұрын
Prequel to stand-up special, can't wait for more.
@kevinquinn44998 жыл бұрын
You fellas need to reconvene and catch up. That is, I need you to.
@chrisbbbbchris18 жыл бұрын
i wish this wentinto a fucking series!!! fucking great.
@finnkafka74443 жыл бұрын
1:27 why did they stick their tongue out like that and why was that so funny to me
@captnquazar21536 жыл бұрын
A lot of the time Tim heidecker is the only one that can make me laugh
@sladey213 жыл бұрын
That's free real estate
@Cenyon2 жыл бұрын
God I love the cuts to the patrons when Gelman starts yelling
@mrpayne12310 жыл бұрын
Check the credits, one of Tim's relatives was in the cast "Marilyn Heidecker", and one of Galifinakis Zack's relatives too "Marilyn Zack".
@jacobisreal1711 жыл бұрын
Tim and Gelman are such good friends.
@3bertface0111 жыл бұрын
what a treat this is
@kentjg324 жыл бұрын
He must have been really surprised kills me.
@tranquilrabies4 жыл бұрын
He must've been freaked!
@davidphilipsmusic11 жыл бұрын
Can't get enough of this.
@fvw11874 жыл бұрын
There’s so much going on I sometimes forget just how intentionally awful the leather jacket green shirt combo is.
@akf20009 жыл бұрын
Please make more of these now Decker is finishing
@Ionic4574 жыл бұрын
this is gold
@mergeandsee11 жыл бұрын
that will never get old
@ausinasmith964 жыл бұрын
These bits are so old that hopefully I can re-use them Two dudes shooting bits in the middle of a coffee shop is fucking brilliant
@SupercovenGW23 жыл бұрын
Dumped the blue water and left tim with the check. BOSS
@batrickpateman62667 жыл бұрын
"I can afford a fuckin' mirror, and I did" -Brett Gelman
@manchesterisblue10235 жыл бұрын
tim is a comedic genius
@theonejokeking31912 жыл бұрын
He really is. The funniest comic I’ve ever seen.
@manchesterisblue10232 жыл бұрын
@@theonejokeking3191 100%
@Daniel-ou4fb3 жыл бұрын
Tim does have some amazing hair. He can pull off any look with it.
@dogchaser52011 жыл бұрын
At the end credits (4:40) at first glance it looks like Tim's name is just slightly larger than Brett's. Don't think it actually is, but if it were maybe +.5pt ... well, given the bit, and their one-upmanship, it'd be very funny. Hey, speaking of funny, I've been doing my own routine. Get this, this guy walks into a steakhouse, orders a steak. But instead of a steak they bring him fish. And he just says, "Something smells fishy here," and the waiter says, "Yeah, it's the fish you ordered." So he says, "If I wanted to smell something fishy I could have just stayed at home." Because his wife is at home and she smells like fish down there, YECH. That one always gets them going, and gets me going too. You know what I mean? Schwing! Like a bicycle but with more "G"-Force, and yes, ladies, the "G" stands for gangster. Don't step to me or you're going to get popped, POW! That's when I stomp, and I use a really black voice for that last line, too, when I say it, but it doesn't come through when you type it, so every time I bust it out on a comedy web forum or internet chat site I always feel the need to state that outright, because otherwise it just doesn't make sense, and it's kind of the punchline of the whole bit. Anyway, it's hilarious. If anyone's looking for a tape, private message me on KZbin. Thanks for watching/imagining/reading.
@SRNF11 жыл бұрын
Too long didn't read
@CongressmanWeezy11 жыл бұрын
Nice bit!
@iaddedthischannel10 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I can't believe you get away with that!! I myself try to avoid the more "racey" jokes, I stick to more witty one liners, you know, like Steven Hedber--Steven Wright, and Mitch... Hedberg? Yeah, Mitch Hedberg. I have a great one I do as a closer it goes, "I walked into a bank and the lady asks me 'how are you?' and I say, 'Well I dunno, you got a mirror I can look at, so I can describe to you HOW I am?!'" you know? Like, why is this stupid bitch asking me how I am, is she blind? I'm 5 foot 6, decent build, thick eyebrows, you know... you should be able to see me, is the joke. You're right about typing jokes, it can be difficult to translate its funnyness. I also have this really political one liner that has gotten me in almost as much trouble as its gotten me the ladiesss (wowza!), it goes "if you can kill a baby before birth, can you kill a child before dinner??" Oh, man, they all lose it after that. But that's the thing about comedy, you gotta have an edge, and when you do, some people will get cut, my friend. It's like, "there will be blood", you know? The movie? That's comedy.
@hockyjocky47 жыл бұрын
dugwyler I like it!!!!
@hockyjocky47 жыл бұрын
Rafael Rabello I like it!!!! (Again)
@itlentertain4 жыл бұрын
this could still be a series 13 episodes each , there’s so much they could do every time
@forrestward19347 жыл бұрын
The delayed drinking alcohol/hot beverage face almost got him at the end hahaha.
@douchecraft31132 жыл бұрын
where's pt 5?
@jacobisreal1711 жыл бұрын
He is so serious and funny. I'd love to have a friend like him.
@jacobisreal1711 жыл бұрын
I respect that. I hope Tim visits him before he leaves for Florida because they are such a great fucking duo.
@shanetheclassic11 жыл бұрын
it's already up and it is gorgeous
@T0mmyTightbutt11 жыл бұрын
I love this Lunch series. It's fangelical.
@joestogiera692311 жыл бұрын
these videos make u feel like your eating lunch with tim and gelman great job!
@p.sheffield6 жыл бұрын
all that's left now is a driving in a car to the cafe montage
@goregrindisthebestgenre8 жыл бұрын
Anybody notice they spent three episodes at this restaurant and never got those cheeseburgers?
@SuperGargargar4 жыл бұрын
sheer brilliance
@Derrickc88811 жыл бұрын
tim is a legend
@slumberingsam9 жыл бұрын
I'm starting a sweepstakes where you can enter to win a free lunch with Tim and Gelman, more to come....
@88roro1111 жыл бұрын
dry humour is wonderful.. great job!
@adventureface66611 жыл бұрын
I love you Brett. I love you Tim.
@nathanparkinson39557 жыл бұрын
Are they taking the piss outta comedians in cars getting coffee?? Pretty sure they are hahaha
@jimreily75384 жыл бұрын
Yeah definitely. Hard to do IMO but they do it well
@jonathanalpart78124 жыл бұрын
They did this first actually
@jshard0110 жыл бұрын
More Tim and Brett please
@nathangarcia199211 жыл бұрын
What I've noticed so far is that every time Gelman says the word "fuck" the guy in the green shirt behind him always looks at the cam lmao
@thrillhofork14948 жыл бұрын
WHAT LITTLE I FUCKIN' GOT!!!
@andrethegiant30356 жыл бұрын
One min in and I’m dying and it’s not even my boy Tim gettin me 😂
@eightupsf11 жыл бұрын
1:11 ...just marking where I left off. I plan to get back to this someday.
@SolvingOurKreation9 жыл бұрын
Did you die?
@eightupsf9 жыл бұрын
I'm still among the living. Thank you for asking though. How are you?
@eightupsf8 жыл бұрын
***** Good, good. I've been wondering. So many sleepless nights. Now I can get a good night's sleep! How are you? FUCK! Now I won't sleep until I know how YOU are!
@SolvingOurKreation8 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Edgington too much to explain..subscribe to me.. or just message me. I'm doing.. ok. I'm glad youare alive.. Life is weird.. I'm sure we could have alot to spea about. have a good night/day..
@eightupsf8 жыл бұрын
SolvingOurKreation I wish I was dead. Not like all the way dead, just a little dead.
@EnjoyerofYoutube11 жыл бұрын
i love this subtle humor!
@dangeresqueband11 жыл бұрын
This is really good
@faccarirugs758811 жыл бұрын
improv at its rawest, great joj :)
@danielmartini32293 жыл бұрын
was this ever resolved?
@michaelfosco25314 жыл бұрын
1:52 decker face spotting. Ironically when he talks about a plane getting bombed
@icetraigh11 жыл бұрын
Liked the video before it even started!!!
@youreinvitedTV4 жыл бұрын
“Declaration of independence? Yeah I don’t really wanna get into that...”
@tristanbedell57098 жыл бұрын
when's February?
@omniscient_rat65676 жыл бұрын
that's like 3 months ago
@denislapointe774 жыл бұрын
It's Now
@Just3Boyzz11 жыл бұрын
my favorite part in this entire 4 part series is tim from 0:18 to 0:31 i fucking love it
@slumberingsam10 жыл бұрын
1:51 LOL
@UltimaForsan1018 жыл бұрын
I don't wanna get into that.
@doug1810411 жыл бұрын
This show just keeps the drama coming!
@Boylieboyle4 жыл бұрын
00:13 freeze-frame for intentional illuminatti - am I saying that right? Howard! Your dinner is getting cold.
@jlange61712 жыл бұрын
Ah. Clinic down there I gotta go to for a few months. derrr
@BrokTheLoneWolf8 жыл бұрын
When's February?
@denislapointe774 жыл бұрын
It's right now
@iylaoulabi50811 жыл бұрын
TIM please make more of you and gelman have lunch!!!!!! funniest clips
@MajicFreeman11 жыл бұрын
Goddamn i love both of these guys.
@niheathcote10 жыл бұрын
love peoples reactions to Gelman
@ozdrums8834 жыл бұрын
ahhh so this is the version of tim who does the stand up!
@ryanaiden7 жыл бұрын
0:19, Tim stahp 😂
@POPEDALOUDMOUTH10 жыл бұрын
now they are uncomfortable about the same joke they tell and their lunches are over. Brett flys to florida to a clinic because of health related issues. lets not get personal its non of your business what hes doing in florida ok just respect his privacy.
@possum94036 жыл бұрын
1:50 I don’t wanna get BAHMBED
@thcsabinad11 жыл бұрын
this is beautiful
@WideOpenTuna11 жыл бұрын
PLEASE DO MORE
@Will-hc4xv5 жыл бұрын
I says to him I says....
@soupformifamli11 жыл бұрын
It worries me that people like this probably exist in LA.
@jonathanalpart78124 жыл бұрын
It's everyone in LA.
@RaisinBagels11 жыл бұрын
So obnoxiously awesome!
@Sakarismusic10 жыл бұрын
probably my favourite comedy series of all time. But after a billion views, I still can't really figure out the Florida clinic joke. Is he referring to some sort of rehab clinic or what?
@muhlenberg910 жыл бұрын
Totally true I can't believe more people haven't seen this.
@billfarty10 жыл бұрын
hair clinic?
@muhlenberg910 жыл бұрын
whats that
@DirtyDanMayne10 жыл бұрын
florida is known for its pain clinics where one can purchase prescription painkillers with great ease
@fromthedoor9 жыл бұрын
Danny Breen thats true but I think he was talking about a rehab thing. florida was probably just incidental. i think the joke is that he has to go for a few months - just adding to how sad these guys are.
@jamessssssssssssss2 жыл бұрын
it's funny to think that the series ended bc they just haven't spoken to each other since the dispute
@MrIanWebb4 жыл бұрын
Jesus, I could watch these guys all day long... except if I was a customer in that cafe. Then I'd probably leave.
@CreepyPixelGuy5 жыл бұрын
bringing starbucks to local cafes is the future
@kipamisjihonojuajaugana594811 жыл бұрын
I only watch these when im eating a sandwhich from my favorite deli