Tim and Gelman Have Lunch (Again)

[@TimHeidecker]

felt good in 5 minute chunks. some people don't have the time or attention to watch a whole 20-25 minute thing.... so we broke em up. watch em back to back if you'd like!

[@WingZeroDuality]

Thanks, Tim. You deserve an award. A decade of service to humanity. 🏆.

[@drewstinson3901]

This is a good goof and a spoof.

[@jasonblazee]

This just seems like a cashhh grab. Go back to the old stuff. This is for jocks

[@psdjklgfuiob]

i thought i was gonna have to call a search party on the second video!

[@IamSpacedad]

I've only been in hollywood a week and I've already overheard conversations similar to this at restaurants. I feel like a little part of me dies every time.

[@RipScissor]

Gotta love how Gelman already has coffee with him when he shows up.

[@kingkudzu352]

I always do that at diners because the coffee might be nasty

[@thugger-vandross]

@@kingkudzu352 this is a very good plan

[@dorklingduck638]

@@kingkudzu352 do you order your cheeseburger no salt?

[@kingkudzu352]

​@@dorklingduck638depends on the restaurant, maybe fries but ive never had an over- seasoned burger

[@thugger-vandross]

Tim could literally say no words and have me cracking up. His trademark facial expressions KILL ME

[@catharperfect7036]

cringe.

[@TimHeidecker]

you have the option of thinking that with your mind and keeping it that way. no need to share everything!

[@TheMo0]

"ive heard of fast food, but i dont think ive ever heard of slow food" hahahahaha omg Tim do you just think of this stuff on the spot???

[@LacedBacon]

The special skills on his resume card are: Loud Voice, Ethnic Impressions, Car Repair, Pepper Spray. LAWL!!!

[@ronnyrizat]

id hire him

[@dharmallars]

he speaks fluent russian too, i heard!

[@cloo2937]

Lol..🤣🤣

[@bodariousbruh4549]

Chinese guy crossed out, then replaced with family guy, then re adds chinese guy. Also.. hitler.

[@alfredoking14]

When I watch too many of these, I subconsciously start acting and talking like Tim..

[@dannyrice225]

this is truer than physics

[@pennydesouza]

Danny Rice I think it is physics.

[@rhov1422]

well maybe you are

[@Boylieboyle]

If it were "just" subconscious you wouldn't know/be conscious of it. That is if any of us exist at all. I think but beyond that idk...

[@EdgieAlias]

It's not subconscious anymore I am Tim.

[@shanewilliams9991]

I love how the waitress is Tim's wife and they treat her like shit.

[@doobiesoda3873]

Lol!

[@ihavesoul4real]

Shane Williams Why do you love that? And that’s not his wife. He was married to a real piece of work named Ayaka but that ended and their son died.

[@aaronpriestley1500]

whooosh, you missed it!

[@Azulicious]

@@aaronpriestley1500 But actually, it was you!

[@bodariousbruh4549]

That's Toni?

[@mattkline3431]

"Congratulations to you" - hahahahaha Tim on his friend writing his resume on a card.

[@dharmallars]

now i’m looking at my resume and i’m thinking, this could be a lot smaller

[@patrickwhelpley1745]

And he keeps trying to give it back to him.

[@ChachiTelevision1979]

The infamous green shirt and leather jacket!

[@manchesterisblue1023]

"Can we get some coffee?? My f-- he finally showed up" simply genius how he didn't want to call him his friend, tim's a genius

[@jblade2112]

always in the market for cool stuff

[@lelukeless]

"I didn't work on any of that stuff" LMAO

[@maxxmarko8]

Lol Gelman's resume: - Played Hitler in Little Nicky - Bruce Willis' brother on Moonlighting - 'George the straight friend' on Modern Family - 'Chinese guy' on Family Guy - Special skills: Pepper spray

[@mandreadfg]

A Jawa in Phantom Menace!? They weren't even in that?? 🤔🤔🤔

[@JashNetwork]

Always in the market for cool stuff

[@TripleKillNZ]

"Fries on the plate, chips on the side," might be the most genius thing I have ever heard

[@SBRS47]

Just 2 cheeseburgers and fries, ok.

[@superb5218]

I once was at a coffee shop in Times Square when I heard a very loud conversation behind me. When I turned around, I saw that it was a couple of actors from the show "What Would You Do?" that were talking about the next season of the show. (I only knew this because coincidentally I was following one of the actors on twitter) They were being so fucking loud and literally everyone in the coffee shop could hear them. I don't know what about being a Z-list celebrity creates this bizarre behavior but I think it's hilarious to see it portrayed so accurately in this video.

[@lemfandango]

Marc Summers is a dick

[@akendall75]

Being delusional is what creates that behavior.

[@harrij9831]

I've never even heard of What Would You Do?, which makes this story better.

[@gigglesmcgee1996]

2:12 “always in the market for cool stuff” *takes incredibly tart sip of coffee*

[@viggiestrikes]

This is the only acceptable way to drink coffee

[@imnotevensadanymable]

No salt, Tim? No wonder your doctor recommended a high salt diet.

[@SilentMenace7251]

Matt Rogers Chinese food 3 times a week

[@crazyhomer777]

An all salt diet**

[@MkBluee]

He's only on the crab salts

[@Valspartame_Maelstrom]

I still find myself coming back to these classics I love them!!

[@3bertface01]

Brett's little hand written resume was incredible

[@j.walker6845]

I love that line 'Whatever happened to shows like Star Trek? GREAT SHOWS.'

[@IhsanMujdeci]

Tim is always in character soo much. Every little mannerism isn't his but he makes it look so funny.

[@faktablad]

The gambling line slays me

[@dr.kennethspeers8014]

tim's faces are priceless. this shit is hilarious!

[@timehusk]

that face tim makes at 2:14 when the camera lingers kills me every fucking time

[@truvelocity]

This is a real conversation that a percentage of wanna be actors have had with each other.

[@iatethecrayons]

truvelocity This reminds me of that jerry seinfeld show where the comedians get coffee with each other...its like watch a circle jerk. "OH YOURE SO FUNNY!" "NO YOURE SO FUNNY". puke.

[@truvelocity]

Like beating a dead horse. Makes me want to punch someone.

[@Devilman6066]

It's not funny 😞

[@williamstewart3774]

@@iatethecrayons id be really surprised if jerry seinfeld/ cars and coffee wasnt part of the inspiration

[@jasonsmith530]

This is the joy of the show

[@cubeincubes]

Why do you turn off comments in some videos??!?

[@JudgeDreddMegaCityOne]

"Special Skills: Loud Voice, Ethnic Impressions, Car Repair, Pepper"

[@CrossSIdeTop]

"... on the inkjet." = lost it.

[@Name-el9ps]

That ‘slow food’ gag was sheer genius

[@TheDailyGnarticle]

2:16 "Always in the market for cool stuff" flashback to 0:01

[@michaeloneill8813]

Always in the market for Cool Stuff !

[@tflanagan]

“So I’ve got this Stranger Things show I’m auditioning for…”

[@Allplussomeminus]

This interaction is so realistic. So many expressions that showed if they were really interested in something or not.

[@RobD-jq7ry]

Thought he was going to call in for a search party!! That was a good one Tim!!

[@AbduCola]

Why are the comments disabled on the first one?

[@VexedFilms]

His profile pic is taken from this video footage of Tim Beiderbecke, having lunch in this bit with Brick Goldmund.

[@Wax_cola]

Do more of these @tim! The first one is my fav vid on youtube.

[@redshiftexperiment]

very funny ... i was feeling really down and this makes me feel better!

[@hampusheh]

How is it that Tim simultaneously has the most loveable AND punchable face

[@hankuverymuch]

Thanks so much Tim, been waiting for more of this.

[@brewersfan9322]

coming back after gelman's pro-israel meltdown lol

[@lustrazor]

Great to see T&E creating great content again. They really got their mojo back!

[@skipslastride]

Holy shit, this is the outfit Tim wears in a Night With... Stand up special 😂

[@benburch]

I just put on my jacket give that look

[@ChubbyTheChecker]

Like. I though although I had the option of keeping it in my mind I should share it anyway. The way you two play your roles in this is brilliant, the nuances of your performances are just great.

[@madsisak]

Add Stranger Things to that playing card resume, Gelman.

[@concerned_patient]

"Things are pretty up in the air right now" is such a funny response to someone commenting on your weightloss

[@Ryquist]

lmfao @ 2:16 that face on Soap Operas when they pretend to sip a light beer. This shit is so great.

[@manchesterisblue1023]

such great actors

[@AnthonyD1986]

I live in Hollywood and converse with my Hollywood rich actor friends like this as well

[@SongJLikes]

2:27 Brett Gelman, in 2020, would make the “Family Guy” element of his ‘resume’ the actual truth. Hilarious

[@thugger-vandross]

“HEY HEY!” “OOHH THERE HE IS.” “Ah ha ha!” “I thought I was gon-“ “Sorry I’m late.” “I thought I was gonna have to call out a search party on _huh_ ya _HUH HU HUH”_ “Ho ho ho yeah I know. No on the, on the way here I was trying to come up with uh, with uh, a right excuse, uh my uh, my dog ate my uh my CAR” “Ohcongrat- Ahhhhhhh abubububahhhhhh” “Hah- what?” “I was doing a stutter guy. _Ehh my uhh heh uh uhh”_ 😂😂😂😂

[@AndreVautour]

Good point. I do understand the 5 minute sweet spot! Great work!

[@channelsabored]

2:15

[@SwellBread]

Tim, I love what you've done there with the gig gag.

[@jshard01]

'Stutter Guy' is my new favorite character.

[@sanedem]

Everything I watch on from Tim and Eric im never quite sure if its a gag or an ad at first. xD

[@StickySaL]

I never realized Tim is actually married to the waitress in real life LOL

[@cakeboss16]

I think I could watch these videos forever... Two of the funniest people alive getting together.

[@MattyBoy714]

That loud voice is a very special skill and I enjoy his use of it very much

[@awesomeonion8717]

Every now and then I just need to come back and have lunch with Blum and drelman

[@TimHeidecker]

uhhhh no.

[@primatein]

Never realized until watching this again that the waitress is Tim's wife

[@Tucko1]

There goes a few minutes I'll never get back.

[@geezer3090]

this is awsome, Great job!

[@SolvingOurKreation]

How passive aggressive he is at 0:35 hah

[@gabeg3065]

Need a new episode of this....please!

[@byHexted]

“I have a mirror” what does the mirror do for taking a picture of yourself Lmao

[@Do0mality]

Two of my favorite people ever.

[@TheBlackClockOfTime]

Hey it's a funny version of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee!

[@cupofteam]

best series on the internet

[@brekedekdang39]

I came to this one from the other one, and I am wondering why they he took off the comments. I think some great comments would be on there.

[@JohnnyVanilla1]

Asking for a gluten free bun in 2013 damn. Ahead of their time with these jokes

[@newthrash1221]

JohnnyVanilla1 No, it was definitely a trend in 2013 also....

[@cashewABCD]

Hits the spot. Good things

[@mondoraptor]

Is that Mike Patton as Tim's Head Shot? LOL I cant tell!?

[@rhythmdroid]

I live in Hollywood and its full of people like this

[@forddavisdaillest]

great thinking!

[@TonyBologna9]

Hit the transcript option while watching this.

[@chocomilkfps1264]

I like that Brett Gelmans resume says that he played ‘Jawa 1’ in Phantom menace… Such a fitting role since Jawas weren’t in phantom menace and neither was Brett Gelman

[@JakeV100]

anyone else pissed off that the comments are turned off for the first video?

[@dangusforrester8855]

Tim is married to the girl who plays the waitress, who is his wife, that he is married too. Tim also happens to be her husband which he became after marrying her (the girl in the video who plays the waitress, who is also his significant other, or in other words...his wife.) They're married...both of them...to each other. The waitress is Tim's wife.

[@JelqtronZero]

2:14 that sip and that weird fake grin... mastered the awkward asshole here.

[@dasheight]

Brilliant. lol Thanks for keeping this stuff coming, Tim.

[@mondoprime]

Please do more of these!

[@thewaitisogre]

personally i love the short parts.

[@MrBigShot110]

Their microphones were turned up extremely high. After the video ended I realized I was able to hear their environment almost as loud as their voices.

[@AdamFrostofficial]

I feel like I just ate fast food by watching this

[@Mlek13]

This is awesome do more videos Tim!

[@wheelmanstan]

make sure you guys pause it on the card, some funny stuff on there

[@SongJLikes]

1:21 - The Attitude Shot. (photo by Tim Heidecker)

[@tedmarley4341]

" my dog ate my car" 😂😂😂

[@erikbertilsson]

My resume could definitely also use some shrinking, great tip and I thank you for it.

[@rnehydfro3831]

What i've been waiting for!

[@benerationx]

you guys should put this on youtube.

[@serg303]

I need more of these

[@aidanvol]

you know good television and thats why I like your work, its good television.

[@kenckang]

why are comments turned off when u guys had lunch the first time?