Tim Dillon Explains 'The Costco Family' To Joe Rogan

[@mind-of-neo]

I lost it when he described "double chunk chocolate cookie" as a demonic incantation and the family as the physical representation of an entity known as Baal😭🤣

[@ThMindFdr]

😂😂

[@5EK5HUN8]

Makes sense to me

[@terriejohnston8801]

He's right, Brother!! It IS demonic...these ppl. SUCKKKKK!!

[@Scott-iw5ji]

With that imagination and the dark sunglasses, he must be (back) on drugs

[@alakazaam4292]

@@Scott-iw5jiha yea right

[@ryanwilliamtaylor]

"I believe they're the physical representation of an entity called Baal." Lol

[@sludge1298]

Tim is terrified of the Baltic states

[@LeslieHein-pb8be]

😂😂😂

[@Virtual.Unknown]

I mean they are 🧃

[@Brumsly]

@@sludge1298What do the Baltic states have to do with a j£w!sh deity?

[@Brumsly]

@@sludge1298What do the Baltic states have to do with a deity the small hats worship?

[@ramonesrocker]

“This is satanic.” 😂

[@CombatMedic1O]

Dude is on too many drugs. Doesn't know what real evil is.

@@CombatMedic1O that family wears lil hats and worships satan.

[@wildbill50]

@@CombatMedic1Oyou’re just too stupid to see it but don’t worry. You’ll come around eventually

[@crustycritters6148]

@@CombatMedic1O it is evil it’s plays apart in diet control and promotes their processed foods instead of just learning how to cook

[@RandyMarshthoughts]

3 beat slide was worse. go look lol

[@dbatteries1]

I miss 5 minutes ago when i didn't know who they were

[@miamihurricane865]

Great comment........so true.

[@highdesertjohn]

Me too, I was happier before I knew who they were.

[@zomie1111]

😂😂😂

[@ashmeetkumar9235]

We bring the BOOOOOOOM, we bring the BOOM to you.....

[@ag2581]

Lmao

[@guitarriff123]

“How famous are these people?” “Very” 😂😂😂

[@jerry.b2921]

Made me laugh wayyy to hard

[@Gaggerlotion]

People used to listen to these long meaningless conversations

[@n3rdstuffz]

Jamie responded sooo fast💀💀

[@arribaficationwineho32]

Not very famous. Most never heard of them

[@Unfluencer]

"something is wrong" Nobody sums up basic disgust of society like Tim Dillon.

[@Jonathan-uc7do]

Joey B Toonz does a comparable job as well

[@turdferguson2982]

The fact that they have an audience is terribly telling of where we're at as a society.

[@anthonybick9264]

Yeah it sucks that people think it's funny

[@BrianShaneRushton]

You're the audience

[@johnc7512]

Ya. They are like a brain virus.

[@Yamaha41288]

Yet we grossly overcompensate kids/athletes with 1.2 GPA who can't form a sentence, to entertain society and keep them focused on that rather than what's going on in the real world.

[@raymondfair7822]

We live in a society (it’s true)

[@abrahamdrinkin2534]

Tim’s CostCo family rant is one of my favorites

[@strategery101]

The Costco family is creepily mesmerizing

[@lasv15]

Man nothing beats his rant about his aunt Kathleen. We wish her well. 🤣🤣

[@dakbean8816]

Chris Benoit style!

[@scientificenigma]

@@lasv15his aunt and the air bnb lesbians 😂

[@joeschuh5580]

The Cracker Barrel one is up there as well

[@greenphantomog]

Petition to make Tim Dillon Joe Rogans new handler

[@GeopoliticsDaily538]

He went from interviewing Whitney Webb and Jeffrey Epsteins Mossad / CIA / mi6 sexual blackmail operation yo talking about some family that screams in Costco. He sold out years ago.

[@DeflatingAtheism]

Joe Rogan has had the world’s most prominent thinkers, artists, scientists, and heads of state on his show. Only Tim Dillon can come on and start bossing Jaime around.

[@Throwaway87-d8e]

Tim Dillon is a crumb compared to Joe.

[@marketingmasters3550]

Tim would be the most annoying person on the show.

[@RosinDaddy5280]

Me & 473 👍

[@djsuswbsb]

He needs a radio station on GTA i've seen other comments say it but i'm fucking sold I could listen to Tim Dillon all day

[@billjim334]

How bout you just listen to him in real life? While you’re distracted playing your video games, baal is creeping up on you.

[@tomcampbell8934]

Please stop saying this.

[@jdghegan]

Jesus this is best thing ever

[@lobsters12111]

If you walked up to a comedian and told them they "deserve a radio show on GTA" they would probably take that poorly or at least not as the compliment you want it to be. You're calling them caricatures of what they're actually trying to be.

[@jdghegan]

@ Tim kind of is a caricature though that’s why we like him

[@dmelson7502]

The Aliens - "we gave the Sumerians technology and you created Costco." 😂 That's awesome!

[@BattleBrotherCasten]

Them wanting you to believe they’re “aliens” btw inter dimensional entities you’d call angels…fallen ones.. who took over the mortal world coming as Gods and messing with human dna(mark of Cain) to rule over us through proxy of their hybrid children ;)

[@SzymczykProductions]

That's not what he said. Do you have hearing problems?

[@Zarab923]

@@SzymczykProductionshe’s paraphrasing.. that’s definitely the point he was trying to get across

[@smacky777]

I can't believe Joe Rogan Pod can't afford KZbin premium

[@ebertoherrerajr3946]

I was shocked to see that ad

[@V01D00z]

Can’t believe he’s spending time keeping track of blockers instead of paying 18$ at that level also.

[@zacharylewis7702]

Maybe Joe doesn't want to support KZbin any more than he already does. YT is becoming a garbage platform just like other social media outlets

[@carrow2250]

Because screw KZbin, that’s why.

[@grimmpoetics313]

Well your comment is ignorant

[@colonel-toad]

5 seconds in and Joe says "Hawk Tuah" which made me check if this is even a real video or some ai shit

[@jackcrowley2647]

Im crying 😭😭

[@jrthetravelingsalesman6357]

He loves that humor 😂

[@mr.awesome6011]

You're surprised that the biggest podcaster in the world is privy to internet culture?

[@matthogan7932]

"Incantation" lololol

[@gregoryporch8395]

"And it's demonic"

[@colt4505]

"Roseanne talks about this."

[@timo57890]

John Todd talks about this with regards to the song Hotel California. You can choose if you wanna believe it or not

[@SoggyJelly]

bo6 players

[@berniesanders1199]

1:07 “They bring the boom Jamie?”

[@harvey_weenstain8857]

Thats what they do

[@bradlycarpenter1960]

@@harvey_weenstain8857they bring the boom to you!

[@HooverG2003]

😂😂😂

[@DapperCracker512]

I sent Tim's Costco Family bit to like 8 people. They were all as frightened as I was. This is western civilization's decline. 😂

[@Swimmaroo]

+9 souls participating in dark ritual

[@jonathanknypstra2137]

😂I think it's hilarious because it bothers everyone. It's not that it's funny it's cuz it's so cringe it's funny

[@nicolasrossi5978]

Instead making the intelligent, studied decision to not participate you choose to further spread the stupidity (infect others) 8 times!

[@criztu]

USA was established as the city of Tyre - seated over nations and tongues, her profits and wages are set apart to clothe and feed those who stand before the Lord. the USA is a place of consumption. it's not "declining".

[@mike9588]

One of the most important things Tim has taught Joe

[@dr.decker911]

Joe’s handlers won’t like it

[@Theiwillsee]

​@dr.decker911 yeah that family is jewish

[@strategery101]

THE most important thing

[@GoodfellasX21]

Joes too rich and famous for this shit.

[@migzydrift]

Joe learns absolutely nothing

[@Goldenspiderducck]

“Hey, you’re not pinning this stupid bullshit on me!” - Satan

[@Fredgordonherbert420]

How the fuck does this comment not have more likes

[@DeflatingAtheism]

The CostCo family is giving me major Long Island vibes, even if they’re from Florida. I maintain that they’re _originally_ from Long Island, since there’s a Nassau Conty-to-Florida expressway.

[@AloisWeimar]

Or New Jersey

[@DPMusicStudio]

I swear to God, I've just assumed they live in North Jersey this whole time.

[@edgelord8644]

Secret tunnel buddy . 👁️

[@bryanspilner7370]

Silly accent and loud obnoxious personality definitely from up north

[@KA-dm9lm]

I’m from Long Island. You wouldn’t be wrong.

[@timnorth9078]

Costco Family is exponentially more disturbing than the drones. I hate it

[@DGNYY27]

Both NJ related

[@InwardSeaward]

Yous guys don’t have a KZbin Premium account? Make it a “Joe Rogan Show” business expense and write it off.

[@plasma9839]

Lmao i found it so funny when the ad came on for some reason

[@shampoable]

real men use adblock

[@shadowofbosstown]

They also slap a simple PFP up to not look like the laziest idiot possible. ​@@shampoable

[@Loquacious_Jackson]

​@@shadowofbosstownI'm gay

[@blaker18]

Don’t give these corps civilian money you freak

[@dimkon77]

Tim: pull it up Jamie What a crossover

[@bmac3452]

2:24 Joe in the background haha “KZbin wants monaaay”. Even Joe Rogan doesn’t have KZbin premium 😂

[@GhostLyricist]

Joe just learning about the CostCo guys is gold 😂. Double chunk chocolate cookie is definitely a satanic ritual.

[@jeffmontelongo1159]

I'm convinced the costco family were industry plants from the very start by the company, which is kinda brilliant.

[@smellslikeproductions]

Nah, social media plants that corporate sponsorship is success.

[@visionforetold4568]

They’re certainly industry plants

[@benbonaventura2650]

This clip is evidence Long Island is just Florida North

[@JCS1964-i7w]

😂😂 I’m 60 years old and have lived on Long Island my entire life and I think that’s hilarious. Long Island definitely has one of the most pretentious, obnoxious populations in the country. My wife wonders why I don’t want to leave the house anymore.

[@ginobozzi3954]

Rogan needs to make Tim his new sidekick forget all these guests no one cares anymore.

[@somarvitor]

"We deserve the Costco guys" the Great Ray Kump

[@theduderboys]

Tim Dillon calling the Costco family demons that recite demonic spells with their catchphrases is so goddamn funny

[@showtime1235]

this is one of those situations where all the information you know about a popular figure is by force idk anyone who has willingly sought out anything from them and they’re everywhere

[@ryana8307]

Joe having one of the biggest youtube channels and Jamie using adblock rather than youtube premium😆

[@DPMusicStudio]

I KNOW. I literally said out loud... What? Buy KZbin Premium, Joe!

[@armageddonready4071]

No way, that would support the demons.

[@jasonfuller2734]

“Well, basically, the Costco Guys are your listeners Joe.”

[@tristantandberg]

How does joe rogan not have an ad free youtube account.

[@Pedro_Paulo_Castro]

The question is: if even Joe Rogan doesn't have one, who does?

[@malvarezv97]

I do. I got sick of the ads and it's like $7

[@KennyCarson-cl1ck]

Because it takes two seconds to skip ads

[@fox1actual]

Because F yt. They censor everything now. They don’t deserve it.

[@mattysquizzato7094]

It's probably out of principle. Joe makes YT enough money as it is.

[@ollierips]

You could hear it in Tim’s voice that this was gonna be the clip.

[@BraulioPerales]

“wtf u think a hater job is, to hate mf, so give em a reason” - Katt Williams. @Tim

[@Tim21189]

We need a meteor. Let’s just get it over with.

[@rayn_0ff]

A comet would be more effective. But yes!

[@BlastinRope]

why? because the universe is able to consciously express itself more and more everyday and you dont like what you see?

[@aliceiscalling]

​@@BlastinRope Distaste is also a form of expression. Sounds like you don't like it when the universe expresses itself more and more every day. Or is it only okay when it's toxic positivity and we're no longer allowed to express ourselves because it doesn't enable people's actions?

[@Tim21189]

You’re a simulated reality

[@Mashedpotato334]

Its mostly just America . Most of the rest of us are still normal. But I admit it is spreading

[@Floki_631]

‘We’re not doing that…’ 😂😂

[@rocknroller77]

No one has any shame anymore. Like so many like them, they should be ashamed. Its embarrassing

[@shadowofbosstown]

The key is people giving up on trying. People got super lazy within their minds.

[@thomasmccann3679]

Ashamed for putting in the work and bearing the fruits?

[@patsol8013]

@@thomasmccann3679there is no work with their content😊

[@Tape_Recorder]

1:43 Don’t even have YT premium in studio!? Poor!

[@miketheyunggod2534]

He’s got a life.

[@freed4700]

Who tf would pay Google to not have ads? I can’t believe you would suggest directly transferring money to a megacorp. Hope you are proud of yourself when you look in the mirror

[@NdaKeekz]

Spotify put it in the contract that not one cent of the JRE budget is to be spent on KZbin anything.

[@jonathanknypstra2137]

"this is worse than the drones" 😂😂😂😭

[@mclovin3176]

“How famous are they” Jaime: “Very. 😑” 😂😂😂

[@edwardoliver3473]

"Fame.... makes a man take things over Fame ....lets him lose hard to swallow Fame .... puts you there where things are hollow"

[@livethegimmick24-7]

It's so nice of Tim to prop up these podcasts and appear pro bono to help Joe out.

America, it’s your fault that they’re famous. You deserve the first comet.

[@kylem1112]

Except it isn't just Americans watching their conten5, it's the entire world genius.

[@BrianShaneRushton]

America bad!

[@GrizzlyTank]

Giving real Idiocracy vibes. “Welcome to Costco, I love you.”

[@trollindirty8983]

They’re obviously famous enough that they’re being talked about on the Joe Rogan podcast. That tells you something

[@Thee-_-Outlier]

This is my favorite episode of Happy Days. When Richie, Potsie and Ralph tell The Fonz that Rogan is picking on them at school and when confronted Rogan gives Fonzie a swirly in the boys bathroom and steals his jacket

[@7ItalianStallion]

It's sad how some people will cling to anything. This guy recognized his own issues with being fat and rather than and still discipline in himself and his children he took steroids and still looks awful, his kids look awful, and he taught his kids nothing but being fat and chasing attention.

[@nuggert]

His kids look awful? Here you are on Christmas Eve demonstrating your own discipline and class 😂👍

[@shadowofbosstown]

They have the same intentions as the people we're watching. Talent truly separates people. Likeability as well.

[@bbiancini]

@@nuggert they’re an unhealthy family dude

[@Vonseeka1]

Joe Rogan not paying for KZbin premium is awesome

[@Moose7897]

“ITS A DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE!”

[@NoDaysOff-oz2zl]

We need to send Luigi over to The Costco Family's house.

[@mikejenkins1270]

ive never heard of the costco family, i'm glad to be in my 40s

[@Bb186fo]

Joe: The Boom? Its being brought?! The Boom They brought it?" 😂

[@evanmurphey]

Didn’t hear a single thing wrong in this entire clip, per usual Tim Dillon is 100% spot on.

[@S.C.-wo8hq]

"If everyone is super, no one is." -That one dude from the Incredibles

[@StigmaX]

I can't get off anymore unless I think about Shelly Miscavige.

[@theflanman1986]

Nice 👍

[@JohnDoe-qm6ub]

I can't get off anymore unless I think about Shelly's miscarriage

[@StigmaX]

@JohnDoe-qm6ub I respect that on a few levels.

[@thenablade858]

Believe it or not, Tom Cruise has probably said these exact words before.

[@ManLikeKitch]

>checks family history >checks early life section It makes sense now.

[@gymbmymb3465]

Same thing with hawk tuah girl too

[@flouserschird]

Who are you quoting?

[@EarlMcManus2005]

It's gotten to the point where I don't even need to look any more....

[@louie6608]

KZbin Criss Cross Adventures

[@christinathein951]

“Every view is created equal” is bars

[@pickeldpunches5906]

my algorithm has not picked up this family until this video

[@DerWutendeMetzger]

Never heard of these Costco people

[@VisiblyJelly]

This is a historic learning moment

[@GuyDownTheSt]

The way he's uploading these clips like they're JRE 😭

[@donc4099]

"Jamie, pull up that video of the polar bear bringing the boom"

[@5EK5HUN8]

3:50 this is probably the truth

[@exclaim2002]

Joe is one with the Hawk Tua

[@zc4905]

“Something is wrong” should be the slogan for the past fucking 15 years

[@miahdpapa9304]

Everybody has their fifteen minutes of fame. Fifteen minutes

[@BrianGreene-rn9uz]

Not even close, 99 percent of people die with only their extended family giving a shit and are forgotten in a generation.

[@clintscollectables]

@@BrianGreene-rn9uzsounds like their problem we wish them well

[@doobieblaze1628]

Jamie "Very" 😂❤

[@TheEthNick]

When I first heard Tim say “double chock chocolate cookie” on his podcast it forced me to subscribe to his podcast. 😂😂😂

[@sirchadiusmaximusiii]

Yo it’s fkn WILD that Joe Rogan, one of the highest paid comedians in history, who is also one of the least funny comedians in history that also gave us Kreischer and Schaub makes millions yet still forces crap ads on his audience, yet won’t even buy ad free YT for his business which consistently shows clips. That’s some Ari Shaffir levels of meiser.

[@RR-dq1bi]

“Every view is created equal” is actually incredibly wise

[@harvey_weenstain8857]

Kim jong un really let us down by not pressing that red button

[@AGameofPwns]

Rome is falling and it needs to fall

[@mikerobertson9938]

And the bread is poison and the circuses blow

[@franciscosamir5256]

The only obsession of this rome" is not to fall like the original one... so it wont, for a long time until something huge happens like solar storms

[@dingus6317]

@@mikerobertson9938 If we could just have good circuses, it is like they are intentionally making them bad now

[@itsagoldenlife]

Funny never heard of them or say any of their videos until this moment.

[@blaker18]

The idea of someone who doesn’t know any better stumbling upon that professionally produced Christmas music video , and this person is so twisted by the modern world that they don’t turn away in disgust but they actually watch the video with sincere enjoyment , that is so horrifying and anti human to me that Tim’s idea of demonic possession and it’s proliferation is all the more plausible.

[@layitluke7139]

Okay, I’ll admit, there are deep philosophical and sociological implications. Literal demonic manifestations though-plausible?… no.

[@tonysamosa1717]

“It’s an incantation used to summon Baal” 🤣🤣🤣 God bless Tim Dillon

[@arthurd6495]

"ENOUGH" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FrrrBeeeeeep]

This is worse than the drones lmaoooo

[@trainer_mo9181]

Timmy vs the Costco family might be the greatest battle of 2024

[@mro4ts457]

Tim trying to bring back wearing sunglasses inside 🤣

[@revolyttitehT]

I work at Costco and this is the first time I hear about these demons

[@BryceChillis]

subtly roasting joe

[@quallude1]

when tim does the double chunk chocolate cookie incantation i lose my shit

[@jert33]

I still don't understand what the 'boom' is.

[@justinmiller9865]

"Welcome to Costco. I love you."

[@user-sp2yu9zt6h]

the costco family becoming famous is a direct reflection of how f**king dumb we are.

[@jamescurran6277]

When they went on Fallon you could see him be visibly pissed that they were there.

[@patriotoftruth]

I literally felt my brain cells dying when they showed their video

[@deucetrue46]

Jamie saying they bring the boom makes me laugh way to hard

[@osawatomie]

Anybody else hearing the song remind you of the Ball Brothers?

[@JMMnumber1]

“I think they’re demons.” 🤣

[@leviathon18]

Tim Dillon watches this alot because he loves the double choc cookies too

[@ColinFowler]

Jaime not having an adblocker is most disturbing out of all of this.

[@LazyTelevison]

“This is as disturbing as the drones.”

[@nadogrl]

I’ve never heard of this “Costco family” before.🤯

[@luiscornieles4456]

Tiktok and onlyfans has created a new wave that set us back 25 years

[@InTheBannerOvShadows]

“Jaime pull up the BOOM please”

[@raybanvleet]

Why have I not seen this episode?

[@chrisgnonya]

I had no idea how smart Tim was. He is correct on this 100%.