Tim Dillon - MasterClass Is A Scam

[@dilltimmon9702]

We're Back

[@jqyhlmnp]

We’re black

[@iananderson1901]

I thought I was buying the tim Dillon master class on fake business

[@dilltimmon9702]

would be the only worthy buying

[@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484]

Pirating off telegram

[@codydaigle5165]

Truly ​@@dilltimmon9702

[@LeonMortgage]

Lmao yeah I thought so too

[@clareornias1120]

Did I miss the "make-cash-from-bundling-subprime-mortgages" bubble?? Dang it!

[@Flavorful_Chunt]

I got it as a gift. Listened through a couple videos before realizing it was a complete scam. They don’t teach you a thing. They just talk about their careers.

[@jnnx]

All you have to do, is listen to these horrid commercials, to realize that.

[@jaredfaulkner2202]

When I was younger I played basketball and the Steph Curry master class was given to me as a gift and it was actually rlly good. This rant is facts tho Tim Dillon is hilarious

[@Kyle-ye5eo]

Tim doesn’t realize his podcast is his masterclass

[@acerazorakjsflasjfka]

In alcoholism

[@DotJus]

I watched the entire Hans Zimmer masterclass. The only musical insight he shared is that he likes the D-minor scale.

[@ericshell1195]

I took Noam Chomsky's MAsterclass and now i'm the U.S. Head of Foreign Relations

[@mikealeshire2195]

I took Roman Polanski's, my life has changed drastically...

[@jonnyblaze4486]

Patrice would hate me for saying this but he really is like a white gay Patrice O'Neil

[@zeeski7454]

I actually think he's closer to carlin due to his observations, and speaks of things as though he's a spectator

[@Ran-o4z]

More like Ralphie May but I get you. Wise is Wise. Teachers of the game.

[@Ran-o4z]

I doubt Pat would mind. I bet he'd fkn rip me one for calling him Pat though. who knows.

[@msg3415]

Funny you say this bc Tim once mentioned on a podcast that no comedian has made him laugh more than Patrice.

[@Thatdude877]

After reading this i can definitely see the connection

[@walshproductions1]

My dad watched the Steve Martin Masterclass. He said the key to comedy is to do something unexpected. I thought that was implied.

[@rayakoth]

This is almost funny if it weren't for how sad it is.

[@elijahklages3668]

got a masterclass ad listening to this

[@creativeideator]

me too 😂

[@MostDecentNA]

This is the sort of high quality content I come to KZbin for. 10/10

[@buzinaocara]

How many years until we get Tim Dillon's Masterclass on sales techniques for lending subprime mortgages to housemaids in long island?

[@Jimmerinator]

He basically did that on a history hyenas episode tbh

[@buzinaocara]

@@Jimmerinator Nah, but I wanna get youtube ads with jazzy soundtrack and snappy editing asking me to pay an over-priced subscription to have access to it.

[@onothankyou]

A comedian tearing something down and then participating in it once they get in on it? Please try to make several dozen examples of that happening!

[@caruntucristian2755]

I was listening to this on patreon a week ago and thought about doing the same thing. These are gold, well done snipping it and uploading it!

[@tds7078]

Had a friend in college who got at mad at me for pointing out how paying for Steph Curry’s Master Class ISN’T going to give him the same 3 point shot as Steph…

[@MSordernature]

But you do get better at this very technical skill (basketball), even if marginally. At the price of a single meal, it's not that big of a deal.

[@calisto789]

You dont get better. The hours of video you watch is exponentially less beneficial than just practicing irl​@MSordernature

[@sammypercy388]

@@MSordernature you should watch the masterclass in not being such a rube

[@MSordernature]

@@sammypercy388 I'm not paying for things you are. But the argument stands. Sammy.

[@deflategate1297]

lol I just KZbind how to shoot like Steph curry and just practiced over and over again. It did make shooting easier quicker while using less energy and for free lol

[@drewpowers7236]

If Masterclass had any real marketing saavy they should def make a class happen with Tim now. "Tim Dillon Teaches You How to Take a Deuce on Companies and Then Get Them to Hire You As a Marketing Stunt" In an ironic way it would be the only one you'd actually take away something from

[@lorcancurran8078]

Life in the big city masterclass

[@colinoscopy2436]

I imagine these are just ted talks for celebrities

[@TheAajsanchez]

Tim's advice is spot on. The majority of people don't have talent. Hit rock bottom and if you are one of the lucky lucky select few who have actual talent, you'll then have the drive to match your talent to make it.

[@BLoafX]

The Judd Apatow one was basically "This happened to me in real life, so I put it in a movie." Sam Jackson was basically "Read everything about your character."

[@gelidsoul]

The only MasterClass that would be honest would be on networking and selling your soul to the right people.

[@matthewstone1362]

You want the position. You drink the blood.

[@zak-a-roo264]

My Uncle produced some of the Simpsons, his "master class info" was to go work as a store clerk for a product you like. You'll deal with fewer assholes in a month than he does daily.

[@XrisBeltran]

The Penn & Teller Masterclass is actually legit. Entertaining and informative.

[@newagain9964]

That’s because they practice a real craft. No one goes from knowing nothing to household name or even working pro magician in a month. But u can as an actor.

[@birsay123]

Polo long sleeve T shirt in Lake Placid blue 👍

[@jonathanandrew2909]

Springtime in New England vibes. Circa 1990s.

[@ieattrees8551]

Why is this so funny

[@birsay123]

@@ieattrees8551 just an amusing fashion choice from Tim

[@Yougonbelieveme]

drip or drown

[@username-ek1kd]

Welcome back pig ❤ I missed this channel. Keep these clips coming

[@dilltimmon9702]

thank you bro. I will.

[@tirullow6313]

Great vid bro

[@Armondjackson]

This is ironically a master class

[@WilliamRhodes]

Those that can, do. Those that can't anymore, Master Class.Steve was amazing. 20 years ago.

[@seanknox7321]

He still has a hit tv show going on like 8 seasons.. I think he can still do just fine. He may not be for us though.

[@jodi2847]

He has his Only Murders show that he wrote, tours and performs comedy with Martin Short, and puts out bluegrass albums. He's 80 years old.

[@YachtsOnTheReg7]

@@jodi2847 None of that changes the fact that "Masterclass" is a shameless money grab by already rich and famous people that won't help anyone who doesn't have real talent.

[@MrChit-od9po]

Preach the reality TimmY!

[@sunset1952]

What’s funny is Bush also has a master class, I always wondered if he was teaching how to commit war crimes and pass laws to mass surveille the American people

[@PositiveSociety-bg5qt]

"The world doesn't need more entrepreneurs. THE JAILS ARE FULL OF THEM!"

[@richardnance2862]

Neil Breen has a master class- let that sink in.

[@erikreinhardt7955]

Tim couldn’t be more right. An old phrase of mine is that we always get the President we deserve. And none of them would’ve been possible without tens of millions of mindless idiots.

[@lRosettaStonedl]

To be fair, the dog training master class was very helpful lol

[@Sinner987]

Yung gravy lmaooooooo

[@svsilentpartner647]

The problem is people can't tell what entertainment is vs. a learning resource.

[@dennisgordon7767]

At the end of David Memet masterclass he basically says “if you have the skill they want you, go do it. If not go stand in line where they will act like you might have a chance to do it”

[@jodi2847]

Can't blame Steve Martin for taking a paycheck, but he learned by doing and failing and doing and failing some more. That's the class!

[@gregghuge3270]

Yeah you should never blame people who have 50 million dollars taking a paycheck for a scam that scams lowerclass people. That's totally ok and not what a demon would do.

[@teadrinker7098]

Fake Business Masterclass with Tim Dillon

[@oliveranderson9901]

Creative Director I worked under subscribed for the team and wanted us to watch them in our spare time at work.

[@timcarroll7226]

Great rant lol

[@Cavscout101]

The people who pay people who "made it" to get information is why they made it....

[@chualarbill]

The Thomas Keller one was really quite good. But that is more for improving my personal cooking skills.

[@JulioSMacedo]

best thumbnail lol

[@Berlin-Pacific]

Someone should make a Tim Dillon masterclass trailer for Rants.

[@chrisconner2981]

The irony that MasterClass sponsors this video.

[@dilltimmon9702]

MasterClass supports Real Fake Business

[@MightyThorngren]

As a fan of several authors, I've been tempted to pick up the DVDs of an author I really like thats a 6 hour sit down conversation and breakdown into his writing. I think some folks are just interested in the process, not looking to learn for copying.

[@Bombsquadcomedyshow]

Getting ads selling me AI video making classes for tic tok while watching this is a chef's kiss of irony

[@sibilidiot]

Finally, someone is saying it

[@parsoniareigns]

Clip bait. 😂😂😂😂. Nice one Tim.😂

[@ramlozz8368]

😂😂😂 Tim is based AF

[@tomaszubiri4588]

Yeah don't buy MasterClass or anything that enriches your life, buy netflix and drain your brain, you don't even need to type to search movies or click "play next episode"

[@Ionic457]

God this is incredible

[@straycatsean]

I watched a gen ai masterclass for work that essentially taught you how to use digital blackface

[@cameronblack7984]

No one can "teach" you anything, if it's not 1-on-1 and every day. Otherwise they can guide you a little and give you some valuable tips, and maybe evaluate you for weak spots and strengths. The rest is up to you.

[@gingergeneral9909]

Still waiting for your book dude

[@KungFuHustling]

Okay, so I’m kind of an entrepreneur that never had a job. I got so sick of uploading resumes that I created my own job. But I’m of middling success

[@czechmate1124]

No star is gonna say...."I got my start from Masterclass"...ever.

[@KanziKanz]

It's nice to see a well produced interview with someone you are a fan of, but don't expect to learn anything from it

[@MuhammedMasterDil]

Algo

[@bingbong4468]

The only useful masterclasses are the cooking ones. They’re just a recipe lists and give some good tips on things like knife skills.

[@naterus]

❤❤❤

[@SteveMayzak]

The only ones I’ve actually learned from were the Hans Zimmer one and the Chris Voss one

[@georgewbushcenterforintell147]

I thought the Phil Ivey masterclasse was dope . I didn't learn much technical stuff but I never get to here Phil talk about poker hands any place else .

[@Ledpooplin55]

My man talking about the "Masterclass" of billionaires when he and Joe Rogan and Theo were the ones who made it happen.

[@MarkL-we8uk]

If the broken and deluded daydreamers were not spending on this, they would spend on something else...

[@tcby2332]

How to manipulate people on social media 😂

[@richardw3052]

They seem like expensive podcasts

[@TheMightymolar]

Masterclass is dumb. Dillon also sucks.

[@BryceChillis]

hell i said this the other day

[@marcosgin777]

I thought a scam was not doing what they promised

[@kevinc8955]

Get a job, master your job, then …IF you’re smart…you’ll start to see if and how everyone else is doing something inefficiently, and you’ll come up with a solution that you can sell. But probably not.

[@productionf1lms]

I'm worthless! I need the opinions of experts to guide me!

[@Ionic457]

So based

[@stephaniecanington4360]

Astronaut Chris Hatfield’s masterclass was incredible

[@Llllllllllllxjxn]

Looooool

[@Soundsofanetwork]

I support his grift

[@craigrobinson99]

It’s true what a waste of money KZbin is better.

[@jwconstruction9065]

I ruined my life and came out the other side, better than being dead

[@Skiddla]

i mean, i'd take a class to learn to max out every microphone you talk into

[@gingernichols8419]

F. B... I ...business

[@softjones3128]

everyone triggered in the comments lol

[@HkFinn83]

Comments getting deleted? They all agree with him now

[@myautobiographyafanfic1413]

The others are laughing as if he's telling a joke. Are they laughing at his accent?

[@dannydreadnought-xk4qx]

Tim's comedy is "loud shock statement delivered with brash vocal tone". I don't know why that's funny but apparently it is.

[@matt9546]

@@dannydreadnought-xk4qxyeah, Tim is funny

[@spacetimepilgrim]

On January 2 and 3, 2025, Yinchuan in Ningxia experienced 11 earthquakes within 24 hours. The strongest measured 4.8 in magnitude. The tremors were also felt in Shaanxi and Gansu. Although the magnitudes were not high, the frequent and widespread quakes, combined with shallow epicenters, led to strong tremors in some areas, causing public panic.

[@Parabola007]

Duhhhhhhhh

[@MRR2000]

I downloaded some of this masterclasses for free and they are great

[@brianshaheen1138]

It all boils down to "either ya got it, or ya don't" Its that simple

[@Ran-o4z]

nope. untrue. it boils down to if you work it. start out by getting a job or just work it on the street until you get good. it's that 'simple'.

[@brianshaheen1138]

@@Ran-o4z If you think you need to be taught how to be funny, than you're not. Or are you too simple.

[@Ran-o4z]

@@brianshaheen1138 awwe did that hurt your little feelings, have go all emo insult at me while you ignore reality. poor baby.

[@antiantiderivative]

⁠​⁠@@brianshaheen1138If you think people can’t learn things like comedy, you’re too simple.

[@sirwin1111]

@@antiantiderivativeNorm Macdonald said in an interview once that he was planning on writing a book called “how to succeed in comedy without being funny”

[@WhoBeSilly]

I just noticed fuckin' George W. Bush has a master class.

[@clareornias1120]

Netanyahu has watched it 7 times. Hidden messages on how to get away with warcrimes, I hear.

[@colinoscopy2436]

Lol, Noam chomsky as well which is always a surprise to find out he's still alive

[@chilibeer3912]

Is it about painting?