Tim Dillon's Inspiring Message About Israel and Palestine

[@DSI990]

The fact that Tim hasn't been called in to mediate between the Israeli's and Palestinians is honestly beyond me.

[@matthewstone1362]

They could have set it up through his fake embassy.

[@dylandimaggio8106]

Tim would end the conflict in 2 hours, and then they'd all go get ice cream together

[@THEEck5000]

This world is ass backwards so it makes sense

[@TheWhiskyRebel]

It's a real mess.

[@edbail4399]

The best fish sauce

[@ImDaveMatthews]

Had to come back to this in 2023 after everything that’s going on with Israel/Palestine. I do have a few thoughts on the situation… From what I understand, it’s a real mess over there, it’s bad. It’s been going on for such a long time now, I just want peace…I hope they can figure it out

[@fahimhuq2768]

What I wanna spread awarenesss about is… do we HAVE to order an entree or is it cool to just get a few appys and coupla Margs 🍹 ?

[@alinaqvi902]

What you said was really thought provoking

[@lebumjames1373]

@@alinaqvi902very introspective, thought provoking, never been said before commentary

[@phnix6242]

The inportant thing is, everybody has fun.

[@ivywoodxrecords]

Couldn’t have been prouder when I hit ‘read more’, excellent work 🙏🙏

[@davetribbett8577]

Tim is fantastic, he goes all the way - nothing is beyond his comedic reach.

[@lannon4prez]

He’s an astranat tahmmee.

[@buttafan4010]

*TIMMAAAHHH!*

[@cam2307]

Tim definitely sends it

[@glyph241]

The Trauma-Bonding Bit Was Pure Genius.

[@radcow]

Totally agree I wouldn't touch this subject with barrage pole if I was him *Balls Steel*

[@scotty2250]

*Isreal and Hamas fighting* Tim: "I wish them well."

[@jimmyjames7683]

Lmao😆

[@DeffoZappo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ap-bZmZseNSakNE

[@inamullah7031]

Tee up

[@Happyfor96]

I sicerely wish this was the US governments attitude towards this, as an arab from the region whos been bombed by Israel, to just leave the region alone and let them figure it out. The US government does more for the average Israeli than it does for the average American. Isnt that f***ing nuts!?

[@michaelscott-joynt3215]

@@Happyfor96 You're a little wrong on this. The US government does a huge amount for the average Israeli, and actively abuses the average American. Additionally, if the questions were answered honestly by American and Israeli people, "What has the other done for me?", the answers must be nothing and everything, respectively. Israel and its people do nothing for American life. What baffles me is how Israel is granted ethno-nationalism, which is universally seen as evil. My government is criminal against its own people, so I'm not surprised my government lends itself to evil.

[@michaelj6392]

“I like getting booked on things and then trying to free up my day so we can go get lunch.” 😂

[@Mike_Petro]

I spit my drink out while listening to this part 🤣🤣🤣

[@coldwave623]

Legend

[@realy7392]

He clearly gets to go to lunch frequently

[@darbyohara]

Laughed out loud at my desk when I heard his! So funny

[@omlandthegreat]

It's a knife fight out there.

[@johnwall7968]

Nooooo don’t tell me about your cancer, I wanna hear about the knife fight! TELL ME ABOUT THE KNIIFE FIIIIIIIIGHT!

[@Psycho-Complex]

a real knife fight...

[@robzombie5928]

Your talking about knife fights im out here trying to do some fake business. The markets moving.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

They all need artisanal mustard! Their lives need to slap son!

[@ratchet6909]

It's a real knife fight out here our belt buckles have knifes in them.

[@andreww5574]

"It's getting wild over there." - Tim Dillon on the Israel-Palestine crisis

[@marcpell133]

Is he wrong?

[@pearz420]

It's a real M134 fight out there.

[@bullmoosemedia]

@@pearz420 We wish them well.

[@THEEck5000]

@@bullmoosemedia it’s complicated

[@amokana]

I'm muslim, so i praise Allah every day for creating Tim.

[@MM-qg5xh]

But you're Muslim and Muslims hate gays, don't they?

[@AbdullahMikalRodriguez]

Facts

[@MushroomMan-s6u]

Allah has given us the Tim

[@mutestingray]

Man are you even a real moslem if you ain’t wearing a bowtie?

[@commiehunter733]

Alhamdulillah

[@michaelj6392]

Isn’t Barry Weiss the one that looked like an idiot on Rogan and couldn’t define the words she herself was using?

[@peterbadami4872]

Yeah, she's a toady. Wait what's a toady?

[@xaymehx]

@@peterbadami4872 can you look it up , Jimmy

[@nugzila4170]

@@peterbadami4872 Can we look that up?

[@mattberg6816]

That was Bari Weiss who used toadie on rogan.

[@rventra85]

Ok for the record; she did use ‘toadie’ correctly.

[@amandac7270]

As an Arab, Tim’s stance is more diplomatic and sincere and heartfelt than every politician I’ve heard from on the matter- including my own king Abdullah in Jordan 🤣.

[@rumble2468]

You're an Arab named Amanda C?

[@ceffbrah]

@@rumble2468 lmfaoooooo

[@DeffoZappo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ap-bZmZseNSakNE

[@johnjowari7128]

@@rumble2468 Amanda the Arab Islander kinda has a ring to it.

[@rumble2468]

@@johnjowari7128 I was just making a joke, LOL. Probably a pseudonym, but I actually agree with her about the situation.

[@theotherkangaroo]

Love how Ben rocks back & forth during Tim's rants.

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

He’s one of us

[@StevenLeeStudios]

Goddamn Tim is too good

[@dertythegrower]

Imagine if he found some good weed he likes, and took Stamets 7 tinctures...

[@swearudont8669]

Totally!

[@tommymc7535]

Islam today is essentially where Christianity was during the Spanish Inquisition.... barbaric. They need a revised holy book similar to Christianity. Or you know.... scrap the fairy tales entirely.

[@TheGreature]

@@dertythegrower what’s the 7 tinctures?

[@passerby4278]

@tommy What fairy tails ? So an uncaused causer with a will ie god is a fairy tail ?, but the whole universe with its specific design and diversity and complexity coming out of nothing is not a fairy tail ? Ok mate I will stick to my fairy tails

[@johnwatkins9383]

This the same chick that said Gabbard was an Assad toady, and when Rogan asked her what that was she said I don't know

[@jlall4467]

Wow, though I'm not surprised

[@gavinbrando8255]

Yep that's her

[@bruteboy123]

She's a Zionist hack.

[@bullmoosemedia]

@@bruteboy123 Hey now...she is a Zionist who happens to be a hack...or is she a hack who is also a Zionist. Which one is better/worse?

[@SwornHeresy]

@@bullmoosemedia All Zionists are hacks

[@CRWNDXMCFLY]

Tim Dillon betta be on a GTA VI station or I don’t want it.

[@saxo689]

What should his character be?

[@bapedoublecup]

Opie and Anthony are in San Andreas

[@MichaelTheChairman]

Tim’s podcast is blowing up faster than Israel and Palestine combined 💥

[@Ellron23]

Emporer Palpatine

[@jpablocr8]

Damn lol

[@eddy87su]

Palatine Illinois?

[@fulishproductions]

i almost choked on a lemon snap

[@FookU2b]

Wow, how original. You have a great future in YT comedy comments.

[@hYpYz]

It's great at least one person is putting out some positivity out there.

[@THEEck5000]

It’s refreshing

[@eoinoconnell185]

As an Irishman, I can confirm this is how Tim's dad talks.

[@lucalyons-sosa9843]

Eoin O'Connell? Irish??!! I'm not buying it.

[@55vermeer]

As a human, I can confirm this is how most dads talk.

[@callanc3925]

Honestly, it kinda sounded like how trump talks

[@secendus]

Why didn’t Britain build English only settlements next to Dublin?

[@kevinoconnell4141]

As an Irishman with the same last name, I can confirm this is how Tim's dad talks

[@spiritualdemon]

Life in the big city

[@sazimi101]

Hahahhaa

[@idhunepijl2398]

Live in the Big Rubble more like.

[@larryfish9272]

It's a real knife fight out there

[@analozada9475]

“Leave your wife and kids! Destroy your family! It’s time...this year is about YOU!” 😩🤣💀

[@XXthekingofyouXX]

“Then steer the conversation into a fish dip.” Perfect way to diffuse any situation.

[@teaintheelephantroom]

This is one of Tim’s best bits. I like how far away he gets from the original subject and comes back. The imitation of his dad is perfect. Whenever I forget to NOT get in a crazy serious conversation I wish I was that guy.

[@keaganjames8758]

"Really leave me alone" I felt that.

[@chriskelly9361]

Yup.

[@VoyageHomeImprovements]

I’m gonna tell my kids this was Rush Limbaugh

[@spaceghost5026]

This comment is great!

[@Barbershoppod]

Spot on 😅

[@namakubi7728]

“This is the guy who made out with eleven year old, what does he have to hide?!” It is at this moment that i spat a sip of coffee all across my wall. Long story short now I have to paint my kitchen. Thanks Tim.

[@BC99]

Tim Dillon's Dad's conversation deflection method is a keeper.

[@MOTM1234]

Tim's takes are truly is timeless

[@iRiShKnIcKs2011]

I laugh at Ben's laugh just as much as I laugh at Tim's jokes 😂

[@falcodarkzz]

I've started laughing like ben when I see the podcast...

[@cadene5498]

Is soft-shelled crab out of season? That’s alright. I’ll have the grouper.

[@samdoesvids1339]

The funniest thing is you know Tim’s the guy at dinner who brings up politics every time.

[@incredulousd9408]

Gotta get it out of the way so you can enjoy the appetisers.

[@literallyshaking8019]

I’m that guy to be fair.

[@samdoesvids1339]

@@literallyshaking8019 aren't we all?

[@DS-lk3tx]

I try not to. But when someone brings it up.. 😂

[@thefranciswatts]

Madeline Albright said something similar about iraq and the millions of innocent dead from our killing campaigns. The powerful dehumanize the powerless. In the olden days, they were just called "cannon fodder".

[@rubenluna4073]

If people, just understood this has been going on since the beginning of time!

[@thefranciswatts]

@@rubenluna4073 Yup. Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it, and those who are taught a propagandist history are no different.

[@chaim5397]

I mean hamas literally calls to kill Jews wherever you see them

[@rubenluna4073]

@@chaim5397 yup it goes both ways, I’m just saying if everybody had a real sense of world history they would understand every leader of this world through time has had the same mindset, at the end of the day “people” are expendable

[@aamartin7169]

@@chaim5397 I mean Hamas is a reactionary movement of an occupied people who are treated like animals. How's the grouper?

[@garydevaney4285]

Tim Dillon is the funniest man on the Internet.

[@lenartholy4704]

Debatable

[@nodiggity9472]

"Gotta be Iron. Like a Lion. In Zion". ~ Bab Mali

[@j.p.gonzalez9218]

Bars

[@JTKatz07]

“You’re ruining a good lunch!” is a phrase I’ll definitely use when I wanna get out of conversation

[@arishillermusic]

"People think Hamas is like a theater group" hahahaha

[@DeffoZappo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ap-bZmZseNSakNE

[@arishillermusic]

@@DeffoZappo Riiiight, that would explain why the US continues to give BILLIONS of dollars in military and financial aid to Israel. Lmao, what a stupid theory.

[@DeffoZappo]

@@arishillermusic The U.S. bombs Countries for the sole reason that said Countries infringe on human rights and supports terrorists, yet we are allies with Saudi Arabia which is the largest supporter of terrorism and human rights violator in the world. In fact a few years ago we signed the largest weapons deal in history with them.

[@DeffoZappo]

@@arishillermusic www.corbettreport.com/911-suspects-dancing-israelis/

[@arishillermusic]

@@DeffoZappo you're the type of dude that Tim cackles about on the Patreon :D

[@78deathface]

I’m more of a Barry White fan than a Bari Weiss fan

[@gomer2813]

Staying for the very end of this video was totally worth it.

[@Johnnysabboy]

“A little callous for someone trying to get pregnant” fk i love tim’s wittiness

[@drewaldridge2964]

Tim Dillon is a national treasure

[@titanfighter12]

Sounds like a real knife fight over there

[@bryanwagner289]

Except one side has the western military might, and the other side has wood and fertilizer made rockets, here’s the cycle... Israel or settlers kill a Palestinian OR Israel or settlers kick a Palestinian from their homes. Then Palestinians protest Then Israel kills, and maims protesters, including kids, women, elderly, and medical professionals. Then “some” Palestinians react with violence, Then Israel amps it up more. Then Hamas fires rockets Then Israel levels Gaza, usually during Ramadan, wash rinse repeat, I believe mossad calls it cutting the grass every 5-7 years, and the evictions and killings of single Palestinians continues during those 5 years... If you start at Hamas firing rockets OR this is a battle between two militaries, or as you say a knife fight, it’s not really the situation. It’s more like a guy grabbing a stone and hiding behind a building, and the other guy has an F22Raptor...

[@KyleHooten2]

@@bryanwagner289 you need to re-watch the video and stop having opinions

[@bryanwagner289]

@@KyleHooten2 Awwwww, are you triggered? My in laws are in the West Bank, I can’t afford to not have an opinion... I wasn’t being critical of Tim, by the way, just explaining it’s not as complicated as some want you to think... Bet you can’t refute anything I’ve said to be false...;)

[@ap3483]

@@bryanwagner289 STFU. That’s completely a lie. Hamas has in its own charter that their goal is to kill all the world’s Jews. You make them out to be “poor, innocent victims.” STFU

[@bryanwagner289]

@@ap3483 you can’t be that dense to think Hamas just wakes up firing rockets one day. They do about every 5-7 years. Why won’t you talk about what happens during those down times. What did I say was a lie, are you saying the evictions dont occur? Are you saying idf snipers aren’t killing protesters, including, women, children and elderly and medical professionals. What did I say was a lie? Arab Jews were only 3% of the population pre western colonialism in the 1870’s... All of this can be checked, nothing I’ve said was a lie..... I can provide links to multiple news outlets and journalists in the field, my guess is you’ll give me a link to hasbara...;) lmfao

[@francisteardrop]

“Is soft shell crab out of season?”

[@DISASTERJOE]

Who is watching this in October 2023?

[@adamhawn2523]

Hamas presents: A West Bank Story

[@TristanSmart]

It's a great musical with clicking, dancing, and rocket fire. Inspirational.

[@hoviksmail]

Ends with them throwing the main character off a roof after finding out he's gay.

[@sublimelove23]

@@hoviksmail holy shit lmaoo

[@kimdavidoff6618]

All these comments 😂😂😂

[@brucanthwood]

Lol good one

[@pietroaretino6390]

"this is the year of selfish hedonism", Tim. That's every day in the US. I think that's a special at Wendy's or something too.

[@Cbd_7ohm]

Lol

[@NeoAndersonChannel1]

I swear I heard "this is the year of selfish hedonism" in the national anthem

[@yannick245]

Let's all have a *BACONATOR!*

[@Muhanad.]

It's bad what a mess, I hope they figure it out, I just want peace. Conversation averted, thank you Tim Only Tim can get away with joking about a very touchy subject while it's happening and makes everyone laugh.

[@andrewwhite1576]

I got 50$ on someone giving birth on a dance floor this year.

[@spych0367]

It's already happend sooo

[@allighast9714]

My dad got me pregnant at prom

[@ants5233]

The " It's sad it's a mess..." tactic from Tim Dillon 😂

[@erichshoup]

The ads haven't even ended yet and I'm like, "Oh dear Jesus" waiting for Tim's take

[@shanemurphy3186]

Life in the Holy City

[@hannubal4976]

😂😂😂

[@DoYouBelieveX]

Literally the only time I’ve been able to laugh at this situation, since I’ve been following it closely for years. Thanks Tim :)

[@nodiggity9472]

5:55 Spat my tea out!

[@DaleSandusky]

By tea do you mean a fat black cawk?

[@nodiggity9472]

@@DaleSandusky I'm British. If I say "tea", I mean it in its definitive sense. I am however, quite degenerate enough to have said "fat black cawk" if indeed, that was the case. Which it wasn't. I'd also have spelled it correctly, you illiterate shit-gibbon.

[@nodiggity9472]

(No offence)

[@tommyhawkins5338]

@@DaleSandusky dood fookin hilarious

[@DaleSandusky]

@@nodiggity9472 cant spell it correctly or else youtube will delete the comment, ya scat bonobo. (No offence)

[@NikiBechusWTF]

Tim what can I say, you are simply outstanding. BRAVO! There hasn't been much to laugh about for a while now, however when I listen to one of your rants I inevitably end up laughing uncontrollably. 🤣 Hands down you are the best mood enhancer ever. 🤸🏼‍♀️ Thank you for being so hilariously offensive. An absolute pleasure to behold, in these uptight & heedful times.

[@marknoll943]

Thankful for this man's real and unapologetic candor

[@waddap.5826]

a Tim Dillon out of context compilation would be out of this world🤣

[@jillvalley212416]

Nope, actually Bari Weiss is an absolute ghoul.

[@yourcousinsshow5540]

She’s a full blown psychopath

[@donaldbulloch9426]

Purdy much.

[@DeffoZappo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ap-bZmZseNSakNE

[@Beunibster]

She is delusional

[@seandiamond7983]

Ben is the man. Stand with Palestine!

[@torshops]

Not only did Tim save quarantine... Now he saving post quarantine brunch.. go damn it thats cool...

[@brianhyatt4037]

I lost it at “well that’s not great”

[@PaulOutsidetheWalls]

4:05 What 90% of people SHOULD say about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

[@dc4lcorkscrewpatdaGIGA]

🤷‍♂️ this emoji

[@thejoelrooganexplosion2400]

love and light

[@BigEnglishStandup]

Politics can ruin what is a nice lunch. - Tim Dillon

[@huenpeach3235]

Waterpark . Build a Fort, Try Drugs... AGAIN maybe you can handle them this time hahah that sting

[@GoferGirl]

"These relationships were trauma bonding you gotta just get out. Reconnect later... Maybe NO.. DON'T."

[@aZebruh]

I was like “why is he referring to the storage wars guy as she”. I googled her and i still dont know who bari weiss is

[@hamishgaffaney5323]

Count yourself lucky

[@DEGENERATE_sendit]

Storage wars Barry is the man. This Barry, the worst of all time.

[@dustinwhite6885]

"The Collector"

[@lucaileana]

Tim Dillon always sounds like a gta v radio ad to me.

[@baseballbruh]

12:10-ish ...”That would have been harder for us to say but they just passed on our movie” holy shit Tim never fails

[@mitchmontzu3170]

Tim waiting for Ben to laugh was fucking gold and i love it

[@NorthPoleRevolution]

When he screamed I felt that.

[@wisdomcube4682]

Hit em with a "What are you gonna do?" Works in almost any situation.

[@TheRSTD1]

Thank you KZbin for dropping ads in the middle of the set up and punchline!

[@jillvalley212416]

Ben saying he stands with Palestine was the best part of this video

[@abraham_myshkin]

I might just send this video to my covid fling and say it's over.

[@imthedevilkys536]

Summer of no opinions. Fuck yeah.

[@AbeTweakin]

I love how I get an ad for some movie called "I Am Israel", right underneath the description of this video.

[@MrSmith11]

This aged well 😅!

[@briansantos2287]

This is how everyone already lives in Miami everyone else is just catching up.

[@dragonblazzer9698]

Ben's laughing really breaks me haha!

[@sjtv6565]

I was laughing before I clicked. I already knew

[@Shellybelly778]

Supposedly Tim is completely different than this in real life. Soft spoken, polite. Maybe this is just a very long bit that never ends.

[@sojuforsake]

"I think i stand with palestine" "Woah that would of been harder to say but they just passed on our movie" Hilarious lol

[@dman5ful]

I hope Tim isn't hinting at breaking up his relationship with Ben... I love Ben, hes got a great relaxed vibe compared to Tim's loudness and craziness..

[@464346B]

He said they're not gonna split. He jokes about it and acknowledged it recently, I forgot what episode, but I don't think they're going anywhere. The show got really crisp when Ben came on.

[@357-swagnumultramagax9]

Ben is great , I think and hope that Tim was just trolling

[@dylanwilliams7868]

Shit man there's gotta be 5 or 6 of the greatest 10 rants of all time in this video alone

[@michaeldaniels4380]

The glass slide across the table gets 2 snaps in a circle.

[@adamgotsenslive5215]

silent bob always kills me when he quietly cracks up

[@chrivison]

“I’m just an Irish catholic from Long Island. I want to be left alone. I know you’re gonna get mad at me for saying that” ....... it’s way to close to the truth.

[@chrivison]

Then stear the conversation into a fish dip. BRO

[@Cromwellbear333]

Shining a light as ever.

[@daddyethan]

Well this is relevant again

[@THEEck5000]

Tim Dillon is a treasure 😂

[@Johnnybla1ze]

You need to talk to David Icke he will let you know about all this

[@DBJ345]

He’s a loony

[@lljusttry]

Bro this might be a cover up for something else happening in Israel.

[@jamesmartini4332]

@@lljusttry Netanyahus corruption case

[@ap3483]

He’s nuts. Worst person to inform anyone on this subject.

[@mikethomas2191]

So Lonely by the Police is such a great song

[@Adam-ps3mc]

5:56 these two are banging

[@cricify_]

12:14 tim literally exposing who owns the movie industry

[@cricify_]

another talking point of "who cares"? very typical.... leading the sheep to the edge of the cliff I see... US is next so might as well enjoy my nice lunch while I have it. :)

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

Damn, he’s really breaking new ground there.

[@Calyrekt]

Hilarious, missed that the first listen

[@chashmal10]

@@cricify_ yea? We’ve been “next” as you put it, for the past 30 years. Lmk when it’s hear ;)

[@vitaliyjuterbog8912]

Had to share this gem on Minds.

[@tmcleanful]

Weird that there's no instinct to keep the quiet part quiet. Trump had a way of saying the quiet part out loud too. It's telling and useful.

[@Nigscoop]

Ill have the grouper

[@fightmilk8613]

One of the few guys whose videos I like before even watching

[@markangelou9368]

His producer never stops laughing lol

[@oakabielb5406]

Its just life in the big city

[@sohelhussain2689]

"I think I stand with Palestine" - Benjamin Avery for President 2024. Thank you Benny boy!

[@Sallyandash]

Only Tim can make comedy out of tragedy

[@DeffoZappo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ap-bZmZseNSakNE

[@n.trstenjak2499]

“What we love doing is booking work and then trying to get free from that to go have lunch.” Fake business extraordinaire.