Tim Dillon SILENCES producer Ben Avery

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From episode 199 of The Tim Dillon Show.
Originally aired on May 10, 2020.
Tim's Channel: / @timdillonshow

[@myinstas2901]

“You are to be silent for the rest of the episode” lmao

[@imnotacomedian1068]

Shhhhh

[@Bakslash]

😂😂

[@hlinville6034]

Lol

[@youreadisgracepod]

LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME

[@jbartlett4171]

Nice quote...listening comprehension ftw

[@samueld6083]

You've hit your quota.

[@imnotacomedian1068]

Should've kept his mouth shut

[@opa1004]

Hahaha

[@mitchh5596]

I wish him well

[@robertholden6521]

@@imnotacomedian1068 just like they frog

[@kaleblundberg7479]

"I've seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched a monkey use a frog like a fleshlight. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." - Roy Batty, Bladerunner (1982)

[@vlada]

I knew I should have watched the Director's Cut.

[@sk00sh]

LOL

[@trashteamracing8262]

Very nice 👌

[@mitchh5596]

I wish him well.

[@RhettReisman]

This was the golden era

[@elistevens6366]

Bro. We’re still in it. Every new episode is 🔥

[@GrizzOnTwitch]

Ben and Tim together were golden man

[@ConSMills]

Truth. Watching this just made me sad

[@ryanp6999]

At least 4 out 7 nights a week I fall asleep to the Ben and Tim episodes. I just type in a random number in the 200s and pick one. They’re all great lol

[@Ooga_Boogaaaaa]

It’s all Tim, Ben doesn’t bring much

[@FJLC93]

Only funny hearing Tim treat Ben like garbage. Ben was meh.

[@benjaminv.3172]

Was very sad to see Ben leave the show, but it really was a blessing in disguise as Lemon Party is one of the funniest podcasts out there

[@tylerk3616]

I think the most low key hilarious part is how Tim says "Birds are never raped" in a disappointed tone. Like hes about to start a PSA on why birds should be raped.

[@enterpassword3313]

Lol "humour"

[@JIGGLYPUFFLICIOUS]

Best podcast duo of all time.

[@mattjbirtell]

“You are now to be silent for the rest of the episode! You hit your quota. You’ve talked enough.” R.I.P. Ben Avery

[@Dlahusen1]

Using a frog as a flesh light.... yes or yes?

[@capealio]

Using a fleshlight as a frog

[@imnotacomedian1068]

That's life in the big city

[@yourfairyGodgod]

@@imnotacomedian1068 which episode is this from?

[@imnotacomedian1068]

@@yourfairyGodgod from episode 199

[@utsurobune3530]

It happens

[@thenakedaliens]

This is one of the best moments of the podcast.

[@enterpassword3313]

Wow it must be the worst podcast ever. This isnt even funnier than my average conversations

[@AstroBimpson]

​@@enterpassword3313im sure you're just a barrel of laughs...

[@enterpassword3313]

@@AstroBimpson oh wow that was such a witty and original remark. Whats the best Tim Dillon "joke"? Just tell me a good one, doesnt even have to be the best

[@callumpoole5021]

@@enterpassword3313calm down brother

[@bradleyanderson8311]

@@enterpassword3313 you sure are making this about yourself

[@sleeplosangeles]

when the producer gets too comfy

[@vinigretzky97]

That pillow though. Preventing his huge gut from being seen while having the bare skin hanging out at the sides.

[@trevor8851]

its a high iq fat-man move

[@joshb6993]

Piss off, he was being polite, hiding the fact he was rocking a huge bone

[@tylerk3616]

Ben Avery is the best producer. Yes or yes?

[@urgamecshk]

I wish him well

[@cartoonhead9222]

he's hiding a stauner under that pillow

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Looks like Chris hansen could walk in anytime

[@det.caribou7405]

I love Ben and I will miss him

[@youreadisgracepod]

It's always the "innocent" looking ones like Ben that end up being the most deviant

[@joshuawill44569]

the question of what rapes a bird isn’t weird but him stating real stuff that happens is where it ends

[@Max-zv8hm]

Hit his quota this time

[@Soferrytiresome]

this clip is one of my faves

[@Niskrr]

This is so incredible completely out of context

[@zaxhq4197]

THIS ONE IS AN ALL TIMER, MISS THIS VERSION

[@Sf4life1216]

The best shut down. Ever.

[@chadwindham2979]

i swear there was an episode of "to catch a predator" shot in this living room

[@Aphasia17]

Stunning estate.

[@grungepants]

Ben was the Stavros of the Tim Dillon show.

[@user-fp8xc8lf3f]

Unironic good comparison

[@samanthastepp5933]

Tim Dillon is so funny, and insane, Tim Dillon for president

[@stengah69]

This is the beginning of a very important arc in Ben's life, as we would all come to see in 2023.

[@b0ssbeerreviews83]

This was the episode where I realized Ben needs his own podcast. That guys going places… like psych wards and solitary confinement

[@realtedpark]

This is the type of moments we are losing now that Ben left #BringBackBen

[@413XAj0n3z]

@@JUNGLEJUICEJONESI’m sure they have that realized by now rheetart

[@enterpassword3313]

I like tim dillon because he gives me hope that i can be a comedian even though im not funny and have no jokes.

[@kushfrancis37]

pure gold

[@leopoldstotch7711]

Is Tim Dillon officially Norm without a dog house?

[@enterpassword3313]

Or a sense of humour, or any jokes

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

“I’ll be out in a minute I’m just changing. I left some cookies out for you that I baked”

[@skoto8219]

lmao I was like “wait is that from a movie or something, that sounds really familiar”

[@DanikonLUK]

The fake kids in to catch a predator

[@jg9013]

There are three things in this world that can shock Tim and Ben is two of them.

[@lobstertodd857]

They should start dating these clips. All so good. Like to know when they first aired.

[@danielson95000]

I've seen a chimp use a frog... as a flesh-light... the bright blessed day... the dark sacred night... and I think to myself... what a wonderfulll wooooooooooorld....

[@gkswarm9265]

Ben listens to that while tim dillon gives him road head

[@mandel12]

You have a terrible mind. I love it.

[@CR-wk2re]

@@gkswarm9265 I think it's probably the other way around

[@krozlee3443]

Looks like the set of “To Catch A Predator”

[@SemperSalam]

Frogs: nature’s flesh light.

[@djentile7773]

I too have seen the monkey abusing frog video.

[@NA-jl6xo]

“You should be watching plandemic!”

[@jamesmillward]

You’ve hit your quota lol

[@seanpgallagher22ify]

This episode is brought to you by BlueChew sometimes a frog will do.

[@bracero27]

My fucking god! Good lord! We’re done here!

[@imnotacomedian1068]

That’s a wrap!

[@PaulOutsidetheWalls]

One of the few times Tim yelling at Ben was actually funny.

[@enterpassword3313]

What was the funny part? I must have missed it

[@jorgemeneses5889]

When you’re drunk uncle talks at your wedding Groom-you are now to be silent for the rest of ceremony

[@kevindean8481]

What episode is this from

[@gundam116]

What’s the little sign outside the window by Tim

[@the1317]

Tim needs to have Ben on as a guest now

[@hookedonprjonrojas2314]

Frog as a fleshlight 🤣

[@yiela_]

Which episode was this?

[@lauridsjensen7757]

I'm dying

[@kevinmurphy5878]

I read the title quickly and thought it said Ben askren lol

[@Hungri_Ungi]

I miss Ben :(

[@atharvab2163]

What episode is this??

[@juiceloose100]

Tim's not mad at Ben he's just disappointed.

[@JimMacintosh]

Does anyone have a link to the video Ben is referring to?

[@whyyynotttt]

Ben sounds like Redban here.

[@adamwallace7638]

RIP

[@AndrewIngram007]

What episode?

[@ChodeMaster]

Its true i just looked it up

[@emmah6454]

I thought it was Brian Redban 🤣

[@BeeHash]

Holy shit I saw the youtube #short version of this and I thought he was talking to Redban off camera.

[@imnotacomedian1068]

Lol I haven't seen that version yet

[@iMannydotcom]

Would Ben come back if we wrote him a song and had Tim sing it?

[@coomr419]

SILENCE

[@jahtonperry5807]

What episode is this

[@nedrobinson7490]

Was this shot at the lesbians’ Air BnB?

[@Shizz_R6]

What R.. a bird??? A Oowl😵‍💫

[@jasonolinger7585]

That's totally something Brian Redban would have said smh

[@gundam116]

Is this a patreon episode?

[@imnotacomedian1068]

No it’s episode 199. You can find it on The Tim Dillon Show KZbin page

[@AlAdams13]

R u saying everybody doesn't use frogs as fleshlights?

[@joel7666]

Gave me vibes of joe rogan and brian redband back in the days

[@vlada]

Ben on DMT would make a great episode.

[@sway_9803]

Wait until tim learns about how ducks reproduce

[@LGPanthers1]

"What rapes a bird?" Have you heard of ducks?

[@spotlightptr813]

that was hilarious!

[@naylik2562]

Jesus fucking christ the beginning is hilarious too, only Tim can say shits like that with a straight-ass face

[@iamrenvik1522]

So this is this a fake Tim or is this THE real Tim Dillon channel or what and I know there's a clue in the name but he would do that to fuck with us too

[@IanR1205]

Is Ben the Adam Friedland of the Tim Dillon show?

[@DurvalLacerda]

Funny because if he said that on a Joe Rogan podcast, Joe would ask him to keep talking non stop

[@connormonday]

I know the frog video he’s talking about.

[@RizztrainingOrder]

Tim “I can’t stand celebrities that are elitist, but Clubhouse isn’t exclusive anymore, I’m over it, now just anyone can get in!” Dillon

[@imnotacomedian1068]

Clubhouse was just a phase

[@nickbooze9766]

You are to be silent for the rest of this thread.

[@DF-ct4fe]

I miss Ben

[@eightone91]

Good.

[@rollinupinyah1802]

Okay so I looked it up...

[@jairkerker2821]

It's not easy being green.

[@spm204]

you are now to be silent

[@DC-ky6jf]

Bring Ben Back. This show is crippled without him.

[@yourfairyGodgod]

Can you link the original podcast please?

[@imnotacomedian1068]

Yes! Its from episode 199 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oqqYZWltg7uKrLs

[@dankestranch8738]

Yeah holy fuck. So lazy of the uploader

[@imnotacomedian1068]

@@dankestranch8738 I literally linked it above your comment

[@imnotacomedian1068]

@@cady__ it’s fun to interact with other fans and enjoyable to grow an account

[@anthonyevans7123]

That was actually funny !

[@koalakola3809]

That had me deaf

[@vontablack8825]

I thought this would be Tim over the top being funny and rude to Ben but fuck dude did he deserve it

[@dramares]

Avery couldn't say 'Another Bird'?!... Fire Him Dillon... Fire Him Now... Before it's too late.

[@dbacksfan2]

Was it a grackle

[@priestofpirates]

One of all the time best podcast moments between them

[@pitking503]

is this from pay to play patreon. i wish tim dident put everything in patreon and give us youtube scraps

[@imnotacomedian1068]

The patreon is audio only

[@gc0rd645]

lmfao

[@imnotacomedian1068]

You are to be silent

[@thebarnyard5633]

Flesh light sounds kinda weird. Back in my day we called them pocket p*ssy. I mean mine... mine definitely wouldn’t fit in my pocket. I used more of a suitcase p*ssy. Yep, big d over here 😂

[@kingkong2860]

He saw that on the monkey hub

[@Nigscoop]

What set is this?

[@markgorman9325]

The furniture makes me think it's the Desert Dyke's

[@imnotacomedian1068]

Looks like desert to me. Probably somewhere in Palm Springs

[@opticalcanine]

My guess as a Tim dillon fan is that this is in whatever air bnb they rented at the time in whatever city they were at

[@skoto8219]

​@@opticalcanine yep gotta be airbnb