Tim Dillon SILENCES producer Ben Avery

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From episode 199 of The Tim Dillon Show.
Originally aired on May 10, 2020.
Tim's Channel: / @timdillonshow

[@myinstas2901]

“You are to be silent for the rest of the episode” lmao

[@imnotacomedian1068]

Shhhhh

[@Bakslash]

😂😂

[@hlinville6034]

Lol

[@jbartlett4171]

Nice quote...listening comprehension ftw

[@TT-tv2qf]

@Sit Back Relax LIKE THE GUST OF A THOUSAND WINDS

[@samueld6083]

You've hit your quota.

[@imnotacomedian1068]

Should've kept his mouth shut

[@opa1004]

Hahaha

[@mitchh5596]

I wish him well

[@robertholden6521]

@@imnotacomedian1068 just like they frog

[@kaleblundberg7479]

"I've seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched a monkey use a frog like a fleshlight. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." - Roy Batty, Bladerunner (1982)

[@vlada]

I knew I should have watched the Director's Cut.

[@sk00sh]

LOL

[@trashteamracing8262]

Very nice 👌

[@tylerk3616]

I think the most low key hilarious part is how Tim says "Birds are never raped" in a disappointed tone. Like hes about to start a PSA on why birds should be raped.

[@enterpassword3313]

Lol "humour"

[@GrizzOnTwitch]

Ben and Tim together were golden man

[@ConSMills]

Truth. Watching this just made me sad

[@ryanp6999]

At least 4 out 7 nights a week I fall asleep to the Ben and Tim episodes. I just type in a random number in the 200s and pick one. They’re all great lol

[@WhereIsSchmitty]

It’s all Tim, Ben doesn’t bring much

[@FJLC93]

Only funny hearing Tim treat Ben like garbage. Ben was meh.

[@benjaminv.3172]

Was very sad to see Ben leave the show, but it really was a blessing in disguise as Lemon Party is one of the funniest podcasts out there

[@mitchh5596]

I wish him well.

[@mattjbirtell]

“You are now to be silent for the rest of the episode! You hit your quota. You’ve talked enough.” R.I.P. Ben Avery

[@vinigretzky97]

That pillow though. Preventing his huge gut from being seen while having the bare skin hanging out at the sides.

[@trevor8851]

its a high iq fat-man move

[@joshb6993]

Piss off, he was being polite, hiding the fact he was rocking a huge bone

[@Dlahusen1]

Using a frog as a flesh light.... yes or yes?

[@capealio]

Using a fleshlight as a frog

[@imnotacomedian1068]

That's life in the big city

[@yourfairyGodgod]

@@imnotacomedian1068 which episode is this from?

[@imnotacomedian1068]

@@yourfairyGodgod from episode 199

[@utsurobune3530]

It happens

[@JIGGLYPUFFLICIOUS]

Best podcast duo of all time.

[@RhettReisman]

This was the golden era

[@elistevens6366]

Bro. We’re still in it. Every new episode is 🔥

[@mahnamesaif]

@@elistevens6366 nahhh

[@sleeplosangeles]

when the producer gets too comfy

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Looks like Chris hansen could walk in anytime

[@det.caribou7405]

I love Ben and I will miss him

[@Max-zv8hm]

Hit his quota this time

[@Niskrr]

This is so incredible completely out of context

[@djentile7773]

I too have seen the monkey abusing frog video.

[@joshuawill44569]

the question of what rapes a bird isn’t weird but him stating real stuff that happens is where it ends

[@Aphasia17]

Stunning estate.

[@cartoonhead9222]

he's hiding a stauner under that pillow

[@realtedpark]

This is the type of moments we are losing now that Ben left #BringBackBen

[@413XAj0n3z]

@@JUNGLEJUICEJONESI’m sure they have that realized by now rheetart

[@samanthastepp5933]

Tim Dillon is so funny, and insane, Tim Dillon for president

[@the1317]

Tim needs to have Ben on as a guest now

[@b0ssbeerreviews83]

This was the episode where I realized Ben needs his own podcast. That guys going places… like psych wards and solitary confinement

[@danielson95000]

I've seen a chimp use a frog... as a flesh-light... the bright blessed day... the dark sacred night... and I think to myself... what a wonderfulll wooooooooooorld....

[@gkswarm9265]

Ben listens to that while tim dillon gives him road head

[@mandel12]

You have a terrible mind. I love it.

[@CR-wk2re]

@@gkswarm9265 I think it's probably the other way around

[@thenakedaliens]

This is one of the best moments of the podcast.

[@enterpassword3313]

Wow it must be the worst podcast ever. This isnt even funnier than my average conversations

[@AstroBimpson]

​@@enterpassword3313im sure you're just a barrel of laughs...

[@enterpassword3313]

@@AstroBimpson oh wow that was such a witty and original remark. Whats the best Tim Dillon "joke"? Just tell me a good one, doesnt even have to be the best

[@callumpoole5021]

@@enterpassword3313calm down brother

[@bradleyanderson8311]

@@enterpassword3313 you sure are making this about yourself

[@leopoldstotch7711]

Is Tim Dillon officially Norm without a dog house?

[@enterpassword3313]

Or a sense of humour, or any jokes

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

“I’ll be out in a minute I’m just changing. I left some cookies out for you that I baked”

[@skoto8219]

lmao I was like “wait is that from a movie or something, that sounds really familiar”

[@DanikonLUK]

The fake kids in to catch a predator

[@tylerk3616]

Ben Avery is the best producer. Yes or yes?

[@urgamecshk]

I wish him well

[@momog5615]

He was always so dumb and annoying. I thought it was a bit, but now I think he is just a creepy idiot

[@jg9013]

There are three things in this world that can shock Tim and Ben is two of them.

[@PaulOutsidetheWalls]

One of the few times Tim yelling at Ben was actually funny.

[@enterpassword3313]

What was the funny part? I must have missed it

[@stengah69]

This is the beginning of a very important arc in Ben's life, as we would all come to see in 2023.

[@lobstertodd857]

They should start dating these clips. All so good. Like to know when they first aired.

[@NA-jl6xo]

“You should be watching plandemic!”

[@enterpassword3313]

I like tim dillon because he gives me hope that i can be a comedian even though im not funny and have no jokes.

[@seanpgallagher22ify]

This episode is brought to you by BlueChew sometimes a frog will do.

[@johnnyrocket4527]

This nearly fucking killed me, a glorious time

[@krozlee3443]

Looks like the set of “To Catch A Predator”

[@bracero27]

My fucking god! Good lord! We’re done here!

[@imnotacomedian1068]

That’s a wrap!

[@SemperSalam]

Frogs: nature’s flesh light.

[@jamesmillward]

You’ve hit your quota lol

[@Soferrytiresome]

this clip is one of my faves

[@jorgemeneses5889]

When you’re drunk uncle talks at your wedding Groom-you are now to be silent for the rest of ceremony

[@joel7666]

Gave me vibes of joe rogan and brian redband back in the days

[@vlada]

Ben on DMT would make a great episode.

[@ChodeMaster]

Its true i just looked it up

[@zaxhq4197]

THIS ONE IS AN ALL TIMER, MISS THIS VERSION

[@hookedonprjonrojas2314]

Frog as a fleshlight 🤣

[@jasonolinger7585]

That's totally something Brian Redban would have said smh

[@lauridsjensen7757]

I'm dying

[@RizztrainingOrder]

Tim “I can’t stand celebrities that are elitist, but Clubhouse isn’t exclusive anymore, I’m over it, now just anyone can get in!” Dillon

[@imnotacomedian1068]

Clubhouse was just a phase

[@nickbooze9766]

You are to be silent for the rest of this thread.

[@kevinmurphy5878]

I read the title quickly and thought it said Ben askren lol

[@emmah6454]

I thought it was Brian Redban 🤣

[@sway_9803]

Wait until tim learns about how ducks reproduce

[@LGPanthers1]

"What rapes a bird?" Have you heard of ducks?

[@juiceloose100]

Tim's not mad at Ben he's just disappointed.

[@Horseloverfat2374]

Ben sounds like Redban here.

[@spm204]

you are now to be silent

[@DurvalLacerda]

Funny because if he said that on a Joe Rogan podcast, Joe would ask him to keep talking non stop

[@kushfrancis37]

pure gold

[@naylik2562]

Jesus fucking christ the beginning is hilarious too, only Tim can say shits like that with a straight-ass face

[@coomr419]

SILENCE

[@Ally.Cat.252]

What’s the little sign outside the window by Tim

[@rollinupinyah1802]

Okay so I looked it up...

[@eightone91]

Good.

[@AlAdams13]

R u saying everybody doesn't use frogs as fleshlights?

[@jairkerker2821]

It's not easy being green.

[@IanR1205]

Is Ben the Adam Friedland of the Tim Dillon show?

[@connormonday]

I know the frog video he’s talking about.

[@nedrobinson7490]

Was this shot at the lesbians’ Air BnB?

[@Shizz_R6]

What R.. a bird??? A Oowl😵‍💫

[@dramares]

Avery couldn't say 'Another Bird'?!... Fire Him Dillon... Fire Him Now... Before it's too late.

[@Ally.Cat.252]

Is this a patreon episode?

[@imnotacomedian1068]

No it’s episode 199. You can find it on The Tim Dillon Show KZbin page

[@treasonabledoubt7251]

I miss Ben

[@JJM2222]

rape is any non-consensual sexual act. Has nothing to do with holding someone against their will. Thats a separate charge.

[@thebarnyard5633]

Flesh light sounds kinda weird. Back in my day we called them pocket p*ssy. I mean mine... mine definitely wouldn’t fit in my pocket. I used more of a suitcase p*ssy. Yep, big d over here 😂

[@DC-ky6jf]

Bring Ben Back. This show is crippled without him.

[@collinthomas6288]

I like the house

[@adamwallace7638]

RIP

[@AndrewIngram007]

What episode?

[@koalakola3809]

That had me deaf

[@sandwich_technology]

He should feel ashamed of himself!

[@imnotacomedian1068]

He absolutely should

[@IwalabazMyth]

He was too mean to Ben so he had to leave. Sad.

[@ge7581]

It’s comedy. It’s a bit. Ben couldn’t handle it.

[@IwalabazMyth]

It was all funny from an audience perspective, but I can understand why a man wouldn't want to belittled show after show, and off air as well.

[@anthonyevans7123]

That was actually funny !

[@iamrenvik1522]

So this is this a fake Tim or is this THE real Tim Dillon channel or what and I know there's a clue in the name but he would do that to fuck with us too

[@yiela_]

Which episode was this?

[@pitking503]

is this from pay to play patreon. i wish tim dident put everything in patreon and give us youtube scraps

[@imnotacomedian1068]

The patreon is audio only

[@thenewactual8820]

Did you know birds die after they have sex? The one I had sex with did!

[@gc0rd645]

lmfao

[@imnotacomedian1068]

You are to be silent

[@spotlightptr813]

that was hilarious!

[@jahtonperry5807]

What episode is this

[@michaelregan427]

Ben was a full time creep, not just a part time one like we thought at first. Tim is better without him Ben was a bad distraction. And this comjng from someone who liked him at first.

[@peterkovic2241]

one day ryan murphy will make a feud series about them. it'll be really gay

[@nighttrain1565]

I think what happened was there for a moment Tim was jealous of Ben's contribution to the discussion lol. He knew it couldn't be topped and Tim was like "hey this is my show motherfucker, you can't out derange me"

[@deepmodewithdavid]

No.

[@yourfairyGodgod]

Can you link the original podcast please?

[@imnotacomedian1068]

Yes! Its from episode 199 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oqqYZWltg7uKrLs

[@dankestranch8738]

Yeah holy fuck. So lazy of the uploader

[@imnotacomedian1068]

@@dankestranch8738 I literally linked it above your comment

[@imnotacomedian1068]

@@cady__ it’s fun to interact with other fans and enjoyable to grow an account

[@dbacksfan2]

Was it a grackle

[@rikiray3370]

For real. Yes i saw a video of a china guy fing a chicken. It was a real video

[@Nigscoop]

What set is this?

[@markgorman9325]

The furniture makes me think it's the Desert Dyke's

[@imnotacomedian1068]

Looks like desert to me. Probably somewhere in Palm Springs

[@opticalcanine]

My guess as a Tim dillon fan is that this is in whatever air bnb they rented at the time in whatever city they were at

[@skoto8219]

​@@opticalcanine yep gotta be airbnb

[@adog231231]

I think ducks get raped.

[@timmcgrawsmustache4343]

Omfg

[@momog5615]

I can’t stand Ben