Tim Will Never Be Allowed In This Restaurant Again - The Kinda Funny Podcast (Ep. 316)

[@reclark1690]

In my head, Ave Maria was playing while Tim and Gia were in front of the window.

[@karlmoore1837]

Tim you 100% can't go back to that place, you'll be that guy and you'll be that couple.

[@zacharyperez6854]

R.I.P gia. she's not dead, she's just barred from this pho place for life

[@furrybproductions]

Rest in pho Gia

[@rkas96]

Gia was probable still a little drunk in the morning💀thats why the onset was delayed LMAO

[@richardlu6706]

Tim is so god damn good at telling stories

[@marirod7849]

We definitely need a Tim’s bachelor party stream! 🍾

[@geehanzo]

Tim's Mother's day story is perfect for that animation skit.

[@weathers40]

i have never laughed so hard at this podcast, tim's story was incredible

[@CheefChaos]

Several times Laughed out Loud, story for the ages.

[@BlakeDover]

Tim’s story and Nick realizing he was overdosing on Tums are some all time classic moments. Amazing ep

[@Pigeon_Patrol]

Shout-out to Nick's barber - my guy is looking 🔥🔥🔥

[@tristincampion4957]

Not once during this episode did I expect tim's story to go the way that it did that was one of the wildest things ive heard. It has me crying laughing at work

[@KalebHarris]

Episodes like this are why I’ve been a fan since 2016. You guys are the best!

[@jackb2]

23:37 I don't think I've seen Nick ever laugh that hard. I love it.

[@frnkdatank25]

Greg describing his life as the plot of Dark Matter without even knowing it is pretty funny.

[@AjTengu]

Eating the chalky tums is penance for F’ing around and now having to find out. Getting the chewy ones is sacrilege.

[@sutekidane94]

Why not just order food? Also, don’t ever lesson to a hungover person if they say they’re good.

[@D__Sync]

I’ve been a Kinda Funny fan for almost as long as they have been around, watched pretty much every The Kinda Funny Podcast and I have NEVER had my jaw literally on the floor with that Gia and Tim story, OH MY GOD!!!

[@scottjames4289]

Tim lives a strange life. First, breaking into the house. Then chasing the dog. Now this. What’s next?

[@andyisswag6189]

That’s crazy Greg. I got suspended for shitting in the schools urinal

[@brentmccaleb]

During my medical residency we had an elderly man admitted for kidney failure and needed dialysis. Found out it was from him eating a whole bottle of Tums every day. Even after we told him he couldn’t have any more we kept catching his wife bringing him a bottle of Tums while he was in the ICU. If you are needing it on a daily basis you need to speak with your doctor to say if something needs correcting. Chronic reflux/heartburn can lead to throat/stomach cancer from the chronic inflammation

[@dustyw8771]

Do people really throw up when they see others throw up? I didn't really think that was a thing

[@ParioMagazine]

This is a banger of an episode

[@mutedmayday]

43:29 The greatest punchline

[@reclark1690]

This is literally that cold opening on The Office when Dwight made Pam puke from morning sickness, and everybody in the office starts exploding. But then there's Creed watching all of this and eating some noodles.

[@CheefChaos]

Heartburn/Gas instant relief: Teaspoon of Baking Soda in a small/medium cup of water Haven't bought tums since.

[@MrRuSh61]

I’m old. I’m nodding along to the TUMS talk 😩

[@kamesna6641]

Roger, I have Chron's as well. I will try the Alka-Seltzer like you recommended. Thanks.

[@candleblume]

nick scarpino is the funniest guy on earth

[@TheDoctorZeus]

Tim explaining that restaurant story is literally my worst nightmare. As someone who is terrified of puke and hasn't thrown up in over 15 years - they would've broken me.

[@ThatVanguard]

I'm crying at work hearing this story

[@royashton1154]

My god this episode is an all timer.

[@LemonsOnFire]

The thumbnail is so good on this.

[@uncledeth7758]

"Dont ya put it in your mouth" will be in my head forever

[@justingilliland360]

Tim not just getting the food to go after the bathroom puking is absolutely insane, I truly can’t believe he sat there and ate in front of her. Gotta just tell her you’re leaving at that point lol

[@TheSabinCole]

She was going through it and he was trying to quickly finish his food instead of just leaving 😂

[@brain13_48]

He tried, she told him to eat 😭

[@justingilliland360]

@@brain13_48I know but still, it gets to a point where you just ignore her saying that. Making another woman throw up in a shared trash can is definitely that point haha

[@BruceWayneBrady]

I feel so bad for everyone involved in Tim's story. I've also never laughed so hard at something so horrific.

[@victoria1030rose]

While 99% of the time this is not ok... I would have imediately lied and told everyone in the bathroom I was pregnant

[@furrybproductions]

A friend of mine used to sing that Dinosaurs jingle whenever he found crazy ingredients in his food. Called any difficult to pronounce chemical a dinosaur 🤣. He used to say, "I don't want dinosaurs in my food" 🤣🤣💀

[@androidisaloser]

idk if it was in an original Mentos ad, but the limousine bit that Greg deacribes is featured in the music video for Foo Fighters - Big Me

[@CanadianBusLiving]

Baking soda and warm water , better than tums or alcazeltser

[@hueyyang10]

Tim, my cultured man. Anyone who eats and loves pho always gets pho after a hangover. Not a bay area thing :)

[@PinoNica85]

That restaurant story sounds like a T.V. show 😂

[@dj.spinatus]

I immediately thought of as Tim was telling this story. Stand By Me.

[@clayharden8663]

All time funny/horrific story. Amazing

[@bfongaming]

I never thought that Family Guy scene could actually be real.

[@acme3drevit]

i'm surprised nick didn't bring up chunk's story from goonies, that's the most well known movie story from the 80s

[@infinitecorpze]

Absolutely cried laughing at this story in traffic. Every time Tim said it got worse, I was like ok sure but probably not that bad, right?... "That is fucking atrocious" was said out loud every time. And as someone who's cleaned vomit out of sinks (and urinals... Nick) multiple times, Gia made the right call. But who tf could have ever predicted what the consequences would be...

[@pianofishtank4731]

Imagine being the restaurant/vomitorium owner thinking back to the worst day of their professional career and they stumble across this podcast.

[@josephgrigsby]

11:06 🤣🤣🤣 Send it!

[@xArachnidz]

This was a good one 😂

[@TopCheeseBarDown]

I wouldn’t be worried about ODing on Tums or allergy pills, I’d be worried about long term effects if you’re taking it daily when you’re not supposed to.

[@nodnarb3668]

Great episode! I couldn’t stop laughing, people must’ve thought I was crazy while walking 😂

[@VirtuousContract]

Lmao too funny… tim had so many chances to avoid this 😂😂😂😂

[@james.b.mcgill]

When I was a kid, I met the CEO of the company that makes Mentos. Months later, I got a package with every flavor of Mentos and Airheads that they sold, at the time.

[@JigSal]

Tims bachelor party should end at the restaurant.

[@EggsAndJakey]

I used to eat tums as a kid to force a stomach ache so I could stay home and play video games. Somehow, never had a kidney stone!

[@EggsAndJakey]

Y’know, shortly after typing this I realized that I do have some pretty gnarly stomach problems and I think I finally may know why

[@Beast_Twisted]

Kevin, please get through to those 2 old men in the middle. Taking too much of anything is always bad for the body.

[@rccharger21]

NOOO! OMG! That is such a crazy story! The day after my bachelor party was VERY similar haha I went to a baseball game and was sick all day

[@Big420Tex]

What a great KF Podcast, so damn funny! Epic Story Tim, sorry this happened to you. 🙏😂

[@Abefroman3]

Tim you gotta make the executive decision here man. 28:28

[@james.b.mcgill]

I can't believe it took this long for the podcast to get to "Poontose, the pussy mint", a classic NSFW file sharing troll video parody.

[@jasonbram8385]

We already knew Gia was an icon but this cemented it

[@oncecursed1]

I get late hangovers every time. I drink some pedialyte before bed, wake up and house another and go right to the gym. Like clockwork, 2pm hits and I feel like death. I rarely drink anymore, but if I drink I now plan to take 2 Tylenol and take a nap around 1:30 and it works for me

[@MrEnyaws07]

My man is just enjoying a nice meal in front of his girl who is going thru the ringer is wild, take her home! Take control of the situation, my goodness

[@Roneish1996]

I hope Gia was okay with this story being told I imagine she is otherwise Tim wouldn’t have done so but damn that’s a rough experience.

[@PurLeafTeaCo]

That was an absolute horror story. I've never been so captivated and disgusted, or entertained. Holy shit.

[@codyjones3456]

So did Tim not even pay for the food?lol

[@Chariflame]

I have pretty strong emetophobia but the build up to this was too gripping. I had to listen. And I made it through the whole actual story, only had to tap out after... and man, I don't think I regret it. I really was gripped LMAO I'm so sorry Gia had to go through that but 10/10 story

[@egregg1ous]

can we get a one off KF Animation for this?

[@egregg1ous]

I'm also reminded of Chunk from The Goonies, telling that story to the Fratellis. "And then, I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!"

[@marvth3martian323]

Watching this while hungover was a mistake 🥴

[@Captain_Coots]

Nick what’s the target generic hair gummies you are taking? I want to start taking them.

[@ryanbartley3152]

This rivals the Jerry O'Connell for best podcast ever recorded, hands down

[@DMcD1974]

Guys be careful with the Tums cuz too much & you WILL get Kidney Stones!

[@baundiesel]

I don't know if I've ever felt more 3rd party frustrated than I was when Gia kept refusing to go home. lol

[@DMcD1974]

Joey & her ear/earring! Lol

[@peterspina1235]

Dang the Greg-Verse

[@asianjared]

Tim, I'm fucking speechless.

[@jackb2]

I feel bad for Gia.

[@davidgonzales9039]

Bridesmaids, but with vomit

[@MrDrasen23]

Hope we can pivot the gamecast today to talk about the new PlayStation CEO's and what to expect about the future of PlayStation.

[@shawnspitzer2696]

Some would say this story was un-pho-gettable......Ill see myself out now

[@spacemanleezy93]

Uh oh what did Tim do?! lol

[@TopCheeseBarDown]

Looking up nauzene and I see NOTHING about charcoal 😂 Idk what Nick is talking about

[@Lostro98]

wouldnt be suprised if Gia is just preggo

[@jessmartinez539]

Thumbnail giving off Morrissey vibes.

[@lancerloco]

The human body go far here

[@Juggernaut-IV]

Berries and cream was Dr Pepper

[@furrybproductions]

Maybe the best version of Dominican Pepper

[@MelodicQuest]

You did the right thing, Tim. You can never go back to that restaurant.

[@Valkyr-E]

Just this conversation is making me want to throw up

[@geoafe66]

😂😂

[@flygonink]

☝🏾

[@GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews]

Get your shoes off those nice seats why would you leave your shoes on? That's not even comfortable.

[@mattkish5806]

Wtf is “fa”?

[@flygonink]

1st

[@CGKimbrell]

She's your fiance how are you embarrassed? SMH

[@TheGoblinHub.]

Lmao stfu