165 - Please Come Kill Us

[@amandac7270]

Literally binging all your shows because I just discovered you and I’m obsessed

[@lilkafkaf]

Same.

[@brandongreen861]

Me 4 months ago

[@krown1188]

Same

[@007einstien]

sameee

[@ffffffff6294]

this is my third time round lmao

[@patflanagan2458]

Tim- Do you know what streamlining is? Ray- Somebody said my shoes smelled once, but I'm not sure what streamlining is

[@prometheus3864]

God I wish Ray was on every podcast. He brings out the best in Tim

[@ducksinarowpatience]

Agreed

[@Giovanni-nj1xo]

Great idea, but I think Tim by himself reigns supreme. However a second show Co-Hosted by Ray would be outstanding.

[@opticalcanine]

I agree 100%, I hope kumpf blows up, his podcast with his gf is underappreciated

[@FookU2b]

Tim chose the FBI(and their bribes). Ray still doesnt give a fuck. Thats the difference

[@nicolasjosephs9910]

@@ducksinarowpatience u yguthhh huh. Y y y hoof I CC u Uuuvc cccff cut

[@luketanttari9001]

Is anyone else here because they watched everything newer and can't wait until next week's episode.

[@kui_maina]

My dumb ass😂😂😂😂😂

[@PudgTV]

If you aren’t subscribed to the Patreon, do it. It’s worth every penny.

[@adamgardener8624]

@@PudgTV Tim ? Is that you ?

[@travissoff9521]

Ya, no episode this week. Can you believe that pig suggested we join his patron.

[@systemicsystems703]

Muh-free shit! I B's all about dat der.

[@kaliftedup]

I enjoy the Ray impersonations alot lol.

[@anticrombie23]

They are what I'm here for

[@safeguardmanagement]

When Tim imitates Ben it's hilarious.

[@JohnHamilton-t1s]

Mr. Timmy Debauchery, I am a 42 year old, Army vet, and also an addict in recovery. I just picked up 1 yr in the beginning of July. You are the final protective line of fire to sanity for me. Please don't stop what you doing.

[@cr-nd8qh]

Hell yeah man. This guy is hilarious I'm a Navy vet who finally quit drinking.

[@hotlava7725]

Legitimately, the best podcast episode I've listen to. Wow.

[@three0five286]

Any Tim and Ray conversation is surely something special

[@shannongreene1796]

Each of these ive listened to at least five times. I catch something new each time. Tim asked if Ray was reliving his glory days running around the morgue. I then died.

[@NosurfOfficial]

Raymond Kump is a national treasure.

[@OutlierConcepts]

A Nashinul Dresure indeed...

[@lukepedersen9681]

**mein Kampf

[@morningstar9233]

Since the U.S. sold it's gold reserves i can see that.

[@sincereflowers3218]

"Ray have you ever heard of Streamlining?" "No, someone said my shoes smelled once"

[@TSC0000]

Ray has the perfect voice to be the doofus husband in a Caitlyn jenner sitcom

[@melvinbutters2865]

You guys really sold me on better help,lol. Laughed so hard

[@anthonyanzini4201]

Tim Dillon is the hero we never knew we didn’t have. I’ve been listening to everything I can these last two months. Here’s what I’ve figured out. He’s gay and probably the best thing America has going on.

[@Robin-uu6eg]

Ray and Tim are the best duo

[@MigitAs]

Literally any episode with Ray is gold

[@samir6047]

Agreed 💯

[@optodanger]

Raymond should always be on this show

[@GodsNode]

The wedding photographer stories lmaooo

[@kimbonice]

Imagine a couple of bloods hopping out of a car followed by Ray Kump 😂🤣😂

[@RamiroEloy1997]

1:08:08 one the best ad reads ever. BetterHelp

[@deuniic]

i am currently dying listening it’s absolutely hilarious 😭😭

[@johnv3623]

One of the best episodes - and that is saying something! Ray Kump photography had me wheezing with laughter.

[@cornflakes421]

I love the ad below the video is Hillshire Farms oven-roasted turkey.. just seems so appropriate…

[@CornyBum]

On this episode, the BetterHelp ad read got so hilariously outrageous, it became an anti-ad.

[@phnix6242]

Poopedy kakk bloopedy blapp

[@spyh4rd]

time stamp?

[@UniMatrix_1]

"We're geniuses Ray in a society that doesn't care" 😂

[@Dudecrush]

idk about y’all but this has to be in my top 5 favorite Tim shows. God bless Joe Rogan for introducing me to this guy

[@Dudecrush]

I could listen to this every day I think

[@greenguerilla1213]

@10:03 "Uh oh. My twink is calling."

[@customerguy8581]

cracked me tf up

[@basednative271]

this was sort of the golden age for Tim

[@trentjung8035]

Couldn’t agree more. He reached his prime during these days. He’s still great but these were his peak episodes

[@jayare6975]

Amazing episode! So high quality. I knew Ray was lowkey smart...1280 is a solid SAT score for someone who didn't prepare and probably didn't care much.

[@carmenk4018]

"please come kill us" was aired in September 2019... right before the covid outbreak so... thanks a lot, Tim.

[@ADPax10]

I still say it was that Aztec Death Whistle they blew on Rogan like just a couple months before it all started

[@harshman121092]

“I want my mass shooters to be aesthetically pleasing to the eye.” -Ray Kump

[@traviswoods7849]

The Tim Dillon Show is the only form of entertainment the world has ever known.

[@trendylosercat]

this era (and tim dillion is going to hell) has some of the best episodes of any podcast ever. i miss it

[@sealevelbear]

“I had a fat lawyer once........” -R. Kump, 2019 Guys, this episode is even better than the bonus episode with Ray!

[@devinstewart2973]

This is probably in the top 3 episodes of all time

[@goyingus]

Ray shines with Tim. They should have a 1 a month topical podcast together with Ray’s stories of his professional life

[@heelmoxley365]

Watching this after Tim played a Prison Guard in the worst movie ever made. Ray must be proud.

[@empowermph]

im spoiled by the sundeck, i need video..his facial expressions as he says it..i need Tim..no homo

[@lordgodmajanomikoto7169]

1:08:45 best ad read ever

[@dobroserdechnyy]

Thank you! Gods work!

[@Sprite_525]

Please make a compilation of Tim’s Ray impressions. It would go viral

[@Maizyspringer]

i never thought you could out do last weeks betterhelp ad. i was VERY wrong.

[@cointelpromusic6375]

39:20 gary fong photography sales pitch is hilarious

[@Glue_Stick98]

1:37:27 little did Tim know, he would be in one of those movies 4 years later (Thanksgiving)

[@beelow84]

Just seen this guy live in Cincy. Fucking diamond. Only just found him on theos podcast. Youre gonna blow up bro, one of the few actual funny comics today. keep it up.

[@ChilsonTV]

25:54 "you know they ask me what I do for a living and I'm like what does your fucking dad do? who the fuck is he? you think you're better than me?" oh my god I can't stop laughing

[@bloodbathmcgrath2717]

This episode had me laughing so hard I almost crashed. 🤣 couldn't open my eyes

[@BlazRa]

That's really weird I've never closed my eyes when laughing I think you might have a problem you better call betterhelp be sure to unzip your pants

[@DanielCC]

I took some time off from my fake business to listen to Tim Dillon, so worth it.

[@alexanderelkorek]

I love all the sales calls. More of that.

[@MrBrukmann]

This episode is fantastic.

[@jakw97]

Tim filling in the application for better help was legendary

[@ComedyJesus]

Tim Dillon is the present and future of comedy.

[@clutchcarabelli8054]

Me in the middle of my 16,789'th workout. Tim: "come on let's be honest isn't exercise for stupid people" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@clutchcarabelli8054]

@@LWLProductions I've know highly intelligent fat people but their Achilles heel is usually discipline which ideally would only effect their health but all too often effects their personal and professional lives also...intellect is only as useful as its applied actions

[@BlazRa]

The body is a connected system to be healthy is good for you now it is true that there are people that are naturally gifted with easy to maintain muscular bodies and low IQ but they don't have the low IQ because they have the muscles

[@robertstern6274]

Put me in a spider body

[@ZKEEKZ]

Dillon and Kump need to remake Planes, Trains and Automobiles!

[@ldobbs2384]

No. They don't. Nobody does. Funniest movie ever. Never say that again. You insensitive asshole.

[@ramondimas1252]

Ray is always bringing out the best in Timmy I love when this dude is on here.

[@BlazRa]

This is a certified BANGER

[@fillyourlifewithferenc5567]

Tim and Ray, with the technical skills of Ben..best podcasting team

[@opticalcanine]

I'm a Timmy fan and patreon sub. I know it will never happen but dillon and kumpf are the best episodes. So a duo podcast would be amazing... And Kumpfs podcast deserves more love

[@harryfeuerbach6472]

To everyone who’s struggling with something out there, at least know that I am struggling too

[@harryfeuerbach6472]

Yes, putting that out to the internet too. I will get help and come out better than i am now.

[@harryfeuerbach6472]

@Daniel McCoy doin better thanks!

[@diogeneschicken2968]

Thank you , Harry .

[@Kaapo73]

Hope you are recovering and just remember, do not quit trying if the last try was not successful! Had to quit the opiates more than 10 times before finding my way of dealing with my stuff and I was almost 50 when I found peace in me. It's difficult to forgive ourselves, when talking about struggling with whatever it is. BR, Kari fake business owner Funland-Finland

[@harryfeuerbach6472]

@@Kaapo73 Doing much better, thank you! Stay strong everyone!

[@Puckanm]

This was Fantastic man... When that Blippidy bloppidy boo stuff started I lost it. :)

[@pjornthevikingpartypenguin8898]

This might be my new favorite episode

[@thatcherwasson9208]

Tim Dillon is the extreme I want South Park to take

[@thatcherwasson9208]

@@espasuperiorprivado9491 am I a swine for not knowing what a soro is

[@mr.hostetter855]

You two are great together, this is pretty dad-gummed good. I feel as if I've been Fonged.

[@frankrizzo7746]

This is one of my favorite shows.

[@astonmikedelgado]

Tim is a breath of fresh

[@TWill16]

Can't go wrong with these 2! Dudes are wild!

[@gazmain]

This episode has one of the best wix ads I've ever heard, lmao

[@madjack5497]

God how I've missed Ray Kump! You've been killing it lately Tim, keep up the great work!

[@aBT31]

19:55 very low percentage

[@garrettjohnson907]

That better help ad was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Fake buisness becomes real buisness.

[@Cattlynt]

This Better Help ad 🤣🤣🤣

[@ballzzd33p29]

39:23 Gary Phong.

[@hellenschenfritzmachluip188]

tims laugh (hysterical) is fuckign contagious

[@Koujujutsu]

Exactly. I have no idea why I'm trying to become a better artist for only 6 turkeys to give it a glance. "Make something good for what?"

[@attiliasenni417]

Oh my God, I am in love with Tim Dillon. I really am

[@TrevorScanlan]

Kump is like Bert Kreischer if he watched the news. Ramble mumble ramble rumble bumble. He sounds like when someone talks when they are about to puke

[@victorsaumel1256]

This Kump is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! Dinamic duo

[@dentonvisual]

There are few things more miserable on the planet than working a wedding. It’s the worst.

[@jimbo2602]

Ray was great on this one

[@steveh.7268]

NOT THE ADS TIM. On another note, who actually thinks your audience includes small business owners. edit: I jumped the gun. HOW DID THE ADS GET BETTER.

[@BurnoutBushido]

Shut up

[@lordswaggity1213]

I'll throw you into a pool of CBD while you're making a website using Wix eating blue chew.

[@BrooklynTalent]

:58 “it’s got a nice brown feel to it”

[@Mrkevi123]

Ray impersonations are hilarious

[@TrollHiddenCave]

LISTEN TO ME GRAW

[@sealevelbear]

Definitely come to the South Ray. It is great here. Just think of the summer as a free sauna 👈

[@fruitypeebils]

21:17 suicide farm lol

[@unownnnn]

After 3 years they finally pulled the ad 😂 All time classic ad read

[@lancegoodthrust546]

Dude, what's with not having this available on a podcast "listen to" format?? I love Tim Dillon but I depend on him for headphones for my shit warehouse job.

[@ashleymooney]

I got FONGED!! 39:20

[@mollysativa436]

I imagine someone in the BetterHelp ad department hated their job and the only thing that kept them going back was Tim’s ads. That’s the only way they paid him as long as they did.

[@jsp7218]

I would join Tim's patreon if Ray was on every week

[@sealevelbear]

You have a long way to go my friend.

[@sealevelbear]

But seriously, there are bonus episodes there, including ones with Ray ;)

[@blazedandconfused477]

I think the old archive is on there from when he still did it with Ray isn't it?

[@sealevelbear]

Blazed and Confused Yeah, the full Gas Digital podcast archives are there, plus one new bonus episode a week (think there has been four so far, of which one was with Ray).

[@blazedandconfused477]

@@sealevelbear Sweet I might have to resub for that archive.

[@alexgall8785]

I wish it was Timmy's show buy perma guesting with Raymond, and Benjamin producing and laughing in the background while chiming in with ridiculous statements.

[@skreign]

25:55 😂 43:58 lmao

[@frankyslas2411]

Shit I got fonged!!!

[@JAHSSS]

Bro this dude said idk wtf does your dad do🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@John-xz9ur]

I missed kump.

[@tekmentor]

this is a gem such a funny episode!!!!

[@AwfulLottaYea]

Tim wishing he could redo his life and live as a straight man with a wife and kids on a lake is amazing

[@tai5370]

Don’t we all *sigh*

[@MrGrayan]

Best betterhelp ad lol

[@adamgardener8624]

Warning : do not try to drink anything while listening to this podcast. You will spit it everywhere.

[@BlazRa]

I've literally never done that and I would seriously wonder about someone who does that would really suck if you just couldn't listen to Comedy without spitting up whatever you're eating or drinking

[@CorporalPoon]

My favorite podcast

[@s2735]

love the font choices. glad to hear Ray again

[@justinreilly1]

How many damn ads are on this episode?!

[@lampovyurge]

Damn, this was amazing))