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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

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@deanfuciarelli3991
@deanfuciarelli3991 2 жыл бұрын
Just got back from a date with my girlfriend and now I get to spend time with someone I love ❤️
@coryanderson8990
@coryanderson8990 2 жыл бұрын
Dam brother that's cold. And I completely understand where you are coming from. Love my dude Timmy D..
@deanfuciarelli3991
@deanfuciarelli3991 2 жыл бұрын
Love you Mr. Anderson 😘
@coryanderson8990
@coryanderson8990 2 жыл бұрын
@@deanfuciarelli3991 Love you too brother. Enjoy your evening. Sitting by my fake fire place enjoying the global warming in New England.
@rickybobby2789
@rickybobby2789 2 жыл бұрын
And now you can have unprotected sex with yourself
@blindthrall
@blindthrall 2 жыл бұрын
Nutella, you gay.
@himl994
@himl994 2 жыл бұрын
Ben’s getting out of control. Staying at the same hotel as Tim instead of at a $20 hostel.
@RD-qb7sd
@RD-qb7sd 2 жыл бұрын
And flying business???
@joshguhl9228
@joshguhl9228 2 жыл бұрын
$20?! U would be a very apathetic person to give him a $20 hostel
@NikeAureliusSnow
@NikeAureliusSnow 2 жыл бұрын
Disgusting
@dalkurd1
@dalkurd1 2 жыл бұрын
Clearly got a God complex. Tim get rid of that maniac
@illuminahde
@illuminahde 2 жыл бұрын
So pretentious...
@andyperkins6642
@andyperkins6642 2 жыл бұрын
I Saw Tim perform in London, this past Monday. Thought he was absolutely brilliant. For my personal taste, alongside Chapelle, Burr, and Louis CK, Tim is is simply the funniest comic out there at the moment. Nice to hear he enjoyed London, hope he comes back soon.
@calmandcollected5190
@calmandcollected5190 2 жыл бұрын
That's good to hear, I got ticket to see him in Sydney. Glad to know he's good live
@myopinionsmayoffendyou
@myopinionsmayoffendyou 2 жыл бұрын
C*nt, mee too, hope he comes back that is. I don't know how I didn't hear about this.
@MartinaMcDonagh
@MartinaMcDonagh 2 жыл бұрын
So sad I couldn't make the recent Dublin show; hope Tim does more shows soon.. Of course, when he moves to 1 Hyde Park; he will be able to schedule more European shows!! Cannot wait to see the Malibu special featuring Tim with Caitlin Jenner & Hunter Biden..! (-:
@fevolenko3995
@fevolenko3995 2 жыл бұрын
Add Shane Gillis to that list 👍🏻
@alex-qd6of
@alex-qd6of 2 жыл бұрын
You got up to see Tim live AND have Healthcare?? You lucky boy, you!
@quickflipper3213
@quickflipper3213 2 жыл бұрын
“ ive got a ashtray im covered worry about the sound levels “ 😂😂😂😂
@jopedro9774
@jopedro9774 2 жыл бұрын
would have been great to see that on video! lol
@taniabluebell3099
@taniabluebell3099 2 жыл бұрын
My first ever comedy show. I pinched myself when I bought tickets because I never thought I'd see Tim live. Awesome experience and you delivered!
@Balloonatic615
@Balloonatic615 2 жыл бұрын
He’s OUTSTANDING live. Just saw him in Nashville and checked my heart rate a time or 2 I was laughing so violently.
@taniabluebell3099
@taniabluebell3099 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't have a baseline for a comedy show. I'm pretty sure Tim has spoiled any shows I attend in the future, because no one can beat his show. Your description is on point!
@AM2K2
@AM2K2 2 жыл бұрын
@@taniabluebell3099 Where did you see him? I'm hoping he comes to Europe at least once a year
@gnash.s
@gnash.s 2 жыл бұрын
Put Tim in a 5-star hotel adjacent to a stunning estate and the man comes to life.
@jacksevert3099
@jacksevert3099 2 жыл бұрын
That's the tip off Tim is actually part of the deep state illuminati and his job and success is all facade to distract the sheep... this is true yes or yes?
@jacobstathers8823
@jacobstathers8823 2 жыл бұрын
Non birthing person*
@fakeshemp9599
@fakeshemp9599 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah this episode was fire
@yourmomshouse0486
@yourmomshouse0486 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobstathers8823 lmao
@caladr9367
@caladr9367 2 жыл бұрын
Tim’s main fetish is unaffordable real estate
@FatdogBlues
@FatdogBlues 2 жыл бұрын
Tim having an obscene amount of money and narrating his elitist depravities is the only reality show I’m interested in
@bluearcher1559
@bluearcher1559 2 жыл бұрын
Life in the big city
@Matanumi
@Matanumi 2 жыл бұрын
Keep your mouth shut
@zacloomer1921
@zacloomer1921 2 жыл бұрын
These people don't have any real money
@wiggityp
@wiggityp 2 жыл бұрын
@@zacloomer1921 who?
@alexisrichardsonhair
@alexisrichardsonhair 2 жыл бұрын
I would absolutely watch every episode
@colind1637
@colind1637 2 жыл бұрын
Tim, people will watch an hour of your special. Don’t only post clips
@MartinaMcDonagh
@MartinaMcDonagh 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely.; your fans will watch a 2 hour special.! (-:
@greazyviking9065
@greazyviking9065 2 жыл бұрын
Just recently stumbled across Tim's stuff. Don't know how I slept on him for so long. Now I have a treasure trove of excellence to catch up on in his back catalogue.
@drewblood3530
@drewblood3530 2 жыл бұрын
I'd rather have clips if I'm getting 15,000 hunter Biden pics with it.
@jaynegaston55
@jaynegaston55 2 жыл бұрын
We'd all easily watch an hour of him but he's going to be too perfectionist about this special. I bet he will film again
@kokogan4102
@kokogan4102 2 жыл бұрын
Problem is his comedy meh..
@Sare787
@Sare787 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Tim leaves the States for two days then claims to no longer live there.
@satchell78
@satchell78 2 жыл бұрын
I'd watch am hour special. I already tune in for an hour to hear Ben's muffled laughter.
@josephjones981
@josephjones981 2 жыл бұрын
Most comics should release half hour specials, mostly bit comics, like Anthony jesilnik and such.. but tim has a style that an hour wouldn't be overkill. So I agree.
@Andreasosmall
@Andreasosmall 2 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSSSSS! LOL
@chadjazeera9960
@chadjazeera9960 2 жыл бұрын
Tim gets it better than any other public figure that comes to mind...
@patimbarrato5103
@patimbarrato5103 2 жыл бұрын
He gets it more than the vast majority of people in general
@jeffreykamberos7524
@jeffreykamberos7524 2 жыл бұрын
"Russia is wrong." ...Oh, he sounds like a genius...
@chadjazeera9960
@chadjazeera9960 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeffreykamberos7524 I'm sorry, did I interrupt your schizophrenia?
@Shikhar_
@Shikhar_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeffreykamberos7524 This isn't Tucker's podcast sir.
@willrowe6088
@willrowe6088 2 жыл бұрын
Gets it in the rear, no doubt.
@lacomic3820
@lacomic3820 2 жыл бұрын
The amount of times Tim has mentioned “Chinese Amusement Park Tycoons” over the years has to be in the triple digits.
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 2 жыл бұрын
There's a reason why elevators mention both AMOUNT and NUMBER of passengers. Total weight can be a problem for that lift if you got a bunch of Ray Krumps onboard, even if their number is as low as four. Don't want to have twenty babies on one lift either. Your sentence should be "The NUMBER of times Tim has mentioned...". Words can't be fatter or skinnier, LA Comic.
@AdamThoba2
@AdamThoba2 2 жыл бұрын
You and I are thought brothers, Proof? I though the exact same comment but you posted first. Serious though, there's many C.A.P.T around, as China has 1500 thousand million people to entertain. and there also adverse to fun.
@AdamThoba2
@AdamThoba2 2 жыл бұрын
What clubs to you preform at?
@cryptochimp7299
@cryptochimp7299 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@squarepegroundhole8211
@squarepegroundhole8211 2 жыл бұрын
@@tarico4436 lame comment sir
@someforeignguy
@someforeignguy 2 жыл бұрын
Releasing 80,000 Hunter Biden images as NFT's is a brilliant idea.
@thomcchoi2890
@thomcchoi2890 2 жыл бұрын
Sick fake business idea bro, get in touch with the 4chin hackers and nft hunters porn gif's for maximum profits... or get arkancided
@Esotericdactyl
@Esotericdactyl 2 жыл бұрын
Nft’s what?
@dumboooscnall5180
@dumboooscnall5180 2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH GANG !
@deezlesteezle
@deezlesteezle 8 ай бұрын
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
@deezlesteezle
@deezlesteezle 8 ай бұрын
​@@dumboooscnall5180 WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!!!
@michaelwootan
@michaelwootan 2 жыл бұрын
Tim’s podcast makes me more depressed by the week. Subscribed.
@Mr.Meeseeks024
@Mr.Meeseeks024 2 жыл бұрын
You’re a real one.
@robdubent
@robdubent 2 жыл бұрын
If you can’t laugh about what’s going on you will go insane. If you aren’t already…
@rickybobby2789
@rickybobby2789 2 жыл бұрын
The meaning of life
@robertphillips9014
@robertphillips9014 2 жыл бұрын
@@rickybobby2789 I concur.
@Kitkat_deviated
@Kitkat_deviated 2 жыл бұрын
@@robdubent I swing back and forth on a daily basis, sometimes i cant stop laughing, and sometimes i just sit in my underwear eating peanut butter out of the jar with my fingers
@jpierce2l33t
@jpierce2l33t 2 жыл бұрын
I'd personally for sure watch your special hour in one sitting, it'd be the closest to actually seeing you live I'd get without living in or near any city you tend to frequent lol. I love comedy specials, and your fans listen to you for an hour every week on this very podcast...so of *course* we'd watch your whole special! Drop the whole thing
@linzbrad13
@linzbrad13 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ Tim no one else makes me laugh and want to cry as hard as you do.
@B1055BH
@B1055BH 2 жыл бұрын
Him and Nick Mullen should do more together. I’d say they’re equally funny. Nick just doesn’t do a solo show like Tim does so it’s kinda harder to get his good stuff. Idk I could be way wrong.
@imemberberry
@imemberberry 2 жыл бұрын
Classic ep, around 9:00 he really gets going. Edit: 31:15 lmao
@zachkieri1185
@zachkieri1185 2 жыл бұрын
Could there be a better arrangement in life then essentially living in a hotel for criminal billionaires? - Tim Dillon
@rickybobby2789
@rickybobby2789 2 жыл бұрын
No truer words spoken before, should be etched in stone
@TheB00tyWarrior
@TheB00tyWarrior 2 жыл бұрын
Unironically, yeah.
@cincinnatiharry2460
@cincinnatiharry2460 2 жыл бұрын
Yes or yes
@ceddyharris6340
@ceddyharris6340 2 жыл бұрын
Tim reminds me of talk radio in the 80s, when local hosts used to monologue for one or two hours with a few commercial breaks thrown in. Every once in awhile they'd just strike gold with the monologue, except then they'd open the phone lines after that. But you get the idea.
@goldstandardentertainment1364
@goldstandardentertainment1364 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else find themselves depicting life the way Tim does, after listening to his podcasts? Tim Dillon is a global treasure.
@NoBellTrading
@NoBellTrading 2 жыл бұрын
*American Treasure. He’s ours.
@wiggityp
@wiggityp 2 жыл бұрын
@@NoBellTrading don't be a dick. Europe has the Rothschild, Illuminati pederasts etc. And don't forget the Kazakhstanian fertilizer magnates and Chinese amusement park tycoons. He's needed worldwide.
@contra998
@contra998 2 жыл бұрын
I really think its lovely. To have the balls to say something real in a time where even criticism feels like coming from a fake place of pleasing P.C 🙄
@alex-qd6of
@alex-qd6of 2 жыл бұрын
@@NoBellTrading It's a small world, baby.
@SAAAVAGE1
@SAAAVAGE1 2 жыл бұрын
Yes 100% ever since I started listening to him
@AwokenEntertainment
@AwokenEntertainment 2 жыл бұрын
Would love to see a vlog of Tim in London 😂😂
@blakeblack9892
@blakeblack9892 2 жыл бұрын
Tim and Ben living their best life
@jonathanbaker1004
@jonathanbaker1004 2 жыл бұрын
"Because the best neighbors are always off somewhere doing a genocide." 4:59 😂
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын
Waiting for Tim to drop his American accent for his natural British one and admit he's a spy fronting as a comedian.
@randyross5630
@randyross5630 2 жыл бұрын
Naw, he's just playing the whole gay thing to get close to chicks... He's the Fat Guy, he's been Super Friend Zoned, and this is his Only way in, trying to entice them with Peggings... Just let Tim do his work, and work his magic, he's a Super Alpha Bro!
@ugandahater
@ugandahater 2 жыл бұрын
His ghislaine "impersonation" is what blows his cover
@accuserofthebrethren9240
@accuserofthebrethren9240 2 жыл бұрын
One time he tried to do a british accent for some skit they did for some gay tbs tournament a couple years ago and tim had to break character to tell him he sounded Australian
@imemberberry
@imemberberry 2 жыл бұрын
Oh dahling, I can see it now!
@deepsp_ce
@deepsp_ce 2 жыл бұрын
yes and take the makeup off his face and hair dye out so we can see his natural south korean features
@JerseyfreshXx
@JerseyfreshXx 2 жыл бұрын
42:47 Please do a sketch where Tim is Hagrid and Ben is Harry Potter🤣
@amicuscure8s
@amicuscure8s 2 жыл бұрын
Would also be hilarious with Tim as Draco or Voldemort, but you’re onto something here….
@FrancisM13
@FrancisM13 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sold only if Ray can be Dobby.
@TheSpacecase33
@TheSpacecase33 2 жыл бұрын
I mean we watch an hour of your podcast every week, would love an hour special
@rickybobby2789
@rickybobby2789 2 жыл бұрын
And let the communists win?!?! Never!
@FaterialL
@FaterialL 2 жыл бұрын
Loll nobody watches an hour, has hour long pods with hundreds of thousands of views
@Hippiespeedball
@Hippiespeedball 2 жыл бұрын
The sound of Ben groveling whenever he speaks out of turn is very satisfying. Bless Tim for his patience.
@natej84
@natej84 2 жыл бұрын
"Who takes all these photos of themselves smoking crack???" LMAO
@babak4879
@babak4879 2 жыл бұрын
Non-video podcasts are always fire. Thank you Pig.
@godemperorpepe
@godemperorpepe 2 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t expecting a new episode of the podcast tonight. Truly a blessing.
@GonzoGolf
@GonzoGolf 2 жыл бұрын
There was supposed to be an episode tonight, what a blessing
@MA1LUNE
@MA1LUNE 2 жыл бұрын
Everything’s a blessing
@isaiahcorona6198
@isaiahcorona6198 2 жыл бұрын
@@MA1LUNE amen
@aquaajb
@aquaajb 2 жыл бұрын
This is a premium episode. I look forward to future episodes from the UK since Tim lives there now
@TheCosmicFreeway
@TheCosmicFreeway 2 жыл бұрын
I'm open to animatiing these audio only episodes...just wanna put that out there.
@msannthrope_2049
@msannthrope_2049 2 жыл бұрын
It'd be neat to see animated clips from his podcast. Joe Rogan has animated clips on YT made by an independent animator. They're really good.
@Eblis840
@Eblis840 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!!
@nickeq42
@nickeq42 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck yes
@headfullofacid8088
@headfullofacid8088 2 жыл бұрын
That would be amazing
@TheClevelandSteamer
@TheClevelandSteamer 2 жыл бұрын
You should go ahead and do it.
@nickeq42
@nickeq42 2 жыл бұрын
Yay bens back. Just to know bens in the room makes life just that much better
@jamesmcdougal2
@jamesmcdougal2 2 жыл бұрын
His laugh is amazing
@usercid640
@usercid640 2 жыл бұрын
Don't acknowledge the help
@imemberberry
@imemberberry 2 жыл бұрын
I'd kill Ben just to have Ray on the cast once a month. -Kanye
@soul_kishin
@soul_kishin 2 жыл бұрын
Ben better be grateful he gets business class on airlines
@seanjones2849
@seanjones2849 2 жыл бұрын
Big time golfer here in central florida. More golfers love this show than you think!
@Dan_wiles
@Dan_wiles 2 жыл бұрын
I used to work at 1 Hyde park a few years ago, apartments start at £25m each, the lady I worked for’s husband was assassinated while running for Russian president. True story.
@TheB00tyWarrior
@TheB00tyWarrior 2 жыл бұрын
Who was he? What was his name/campaign? If that's too intrusive, what year was it?
@rioperez7461
@rioperez7461 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm calling bs
@Dan_wiles
@Dan_wiles 2 жыл бұрын
@@rioperez7461 Lol its not bs at all the guys name was yerzhan tatishev you can look it up
@manimezzi1935
@manimezzi1935 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dan_wiles was he not kazak? (In a borat accent)
@Dan_wiles
@Dan_wiles 2 жыл бұрын
@@manimezzi1935 He was, but it was to do with, alledegy getting involved with Russian politics. Me saying he was actually running for president is an oversight but thats ultimately what the motive was so I'm told
@Matt-cu6qf
@Matt-cu6qf 2 жыл бұрын
I’m walking away mid-dinner with my family to listen
@mizzop
@mizzop 2 жыл бұрын
Priorities, I like that.
@inyourwifesas1033
@inyourwifesas1033 2 жыл бұрын
Who cares about family when the timster drops
@RD-qb7sd
@RD-qb7sd 2 жыл бұрын
Right choice 👌
@narcoskeptic
@narcoskeptic 2 жыл бұрын
I turned off a whole UFC party for this 🔥🤌
@josef2012
@josef2012 2 жыл бұрын
Good man
@zachsolberg8797
@zachsolberg8797 2 жыл бұрын
Release the whole hour special!!
@Emilmoolin
@Emilmoolin 2 жыл бұрын
It’s really fucking simple, people! Tim Dillon will go down in HISTORY as the greatest comedian in the 21st century, at least from the 2010s.
@greenburg2276
@greenburg2276 2 жыл бұрын
THE 20'S you mean he wasnt blown up until 19 20
@Emilmoolin
@Emilmoolin 2 жыл бұрын
@@greenburg2276 I’m way too high to understand your comment, sorry my dear brother.
@eeshankumar1211
@eeshankumar1211 2 жыл бұрын
1. mullen 2. tim
@myquest666420
@myquest666420 2 жыл бұрын
@@eeshankumar1211 I’d put Timmy at 1, Mullen at 2. But they’re both phenomenal. Cumtown would be so much better if Halkias wasn’t part of it.
@jerrycane86
@jerrycane86 2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@dark_winter8238
@dark_winter8238 2 жыл бұрын
Hunter is just killing time with crack as he waits for Jill to become available
@Yasabie
@Yasabie 2 жыл бұрын
The mental image of Hunter Biden bringing his laptop to the geek squad while cracked out of his skull fucking killed me 💀
@markomarko494
@markomarko494 2 жыл бұрын
The Wallet movie incorporates The Laptop from hell. Iv got my tickets to see you live in Australia Tim! 🇦🇺
@Rctdcttecededtef
@Rctdcttecededtef 2 жыл бұрын
"there's people outside Disney with the 10 commandments" god bless this man
@everything...interesting
@everything...interesting 2 жыл бұрын
Been a minute since I listened to an episode. This was great. Thanks for making me feel sane again.
@muszr00m
@muszr00m 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than waking up on a sunny Sunday morning in Australia, smoking a J and getting a notification there is a new TD episode out... See you soon!!
@blakeblack9892
@blakeblack9892 2 жыл бұрын
Life… in the big city
@bradyhicks1381
@bradyhicks1381 2 жыл бұрын
Keep feathering it brother 🔥
@jacksevert3099
@jacksevert3099 2 жыл бұрын
@john wayne dude the OG Wiggles are playing live at the RAC arena in Perth this weekend! Wtf are you talking about?? Are you a sheep??
@isaiahcorona6198
@isaiahcorona6198 2 жыл бұрын
@john wayne 🤣🤣
@rioperez7461
@rioperez7461 2 жыл бұрын
Missed your London show man. Big fan from London. You're hilarious, brother.
@father3dollarbill
@father3dollarbill 2 жыл бұрын
I hope I'm the guy who delivers Tim his Uber Eats.
@emmureify
@emmureify 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sure his orders are excellent choices
@danielfiore8865
@danielfiore8865 2 жыл бұрын
Every order... I cross my fingers!
@jamesdot87
@jamesdot87 2 жыл бұрын
Life goals*
@hunterbear-ian8663
@hunterbear-ian8663 2 жыл бұрын
Father $3 bill is a brilliant name is it a character piece?
@johnthebaptist9828
@johnthebaptist9828 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard when people are taking about data on computers they consider every frame of a video an image, that’s why some of these cases have such crazy high image counts. A 10min video would count as 14,400 images. That way they can have an equivalence between videos and photos.
@TheB00tyWarrior
@TheB00tyWarrior 2 жыл бұрын
So many people don't realize this.
@Yaz-pn9py
@Yaz-pn9py 2 жыл бұрын
Tim and Ben are the modern day Jackie Gleason and Art Carney. Both duos are national treasures.
@alex-qd6of
@alex-qd6of 2 жыл бұрын
More like Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon, only funny.
@steeveekeys1904
@steeveekeys1904 2 жыл бұрын
@@alex-qd6of I do kind of miss the Great Karnak.
@alex-qd6of
@alex-qd6of 2 жыл бұрын
@@steeveekeys1904 I met someone who said she was raised in a satanic cult, and Johnny Carson (and Dick Clark) were part of it. I assumed she was crazy, yet I've always looked at Johnny a bit differently, since then...🤔
@annakeller8809
@annakeller8809 2 жыл бұрын
“She’s a stripper” omg!! I died a million times and my heart grew for Ben and Tim ! God this podcast saves lives!
@tiffanycole2476
@tiffanycole2476 2 жыл бұрын
Went to see your second show in London. Freaking died laughing. My husband who came with me and I both now have Covid. It’s hell, but worth it?
@ms-jl6dl
@ms-jl6dl 2 жыл бұрын
Look at the positive side. Now you don't need any vaccines and you're gonna loose your shitty job. And you had a nice night out.It's a win-win-win.
@covfefe9254
@covfefe9254 2 жыл бұрын
Are you vaccinated?
@tiffanycole2476
@tiffanycole2476 2 жыл бұрын
@@covfefe9254 he is I’m not. Having the same amount of trouble with it.
@covfefe9254
@covfefe9254 2 жыл бұрын
@@tiffanycole2476 hope you all are doing fine.
@HindianYT
@HindianYT 2 жыл бұрын
Finally! Sad no video, but I'm happy to hear a new episode.
@yoloswaggins2161
@yoloswaggins2161 2 жыл бұрын
Ben Avery is the greatest sidekick since Benito Mussolini
@Wowreally42
@Wowreally42 2 жыл бұрын
Lol the watch ad cracks me up. All the hype tim does on his ads could be just as easily sarcasm.
@marsoblivi0n945
@marsoblivi0n945 2 жыл бұрын
Never once wanted myself photographed smoking crack. Also don’t over think the special so much. We need an hour!
@peelslowlyandsee
@peelslowlyandsee 2 жыл бұрын
There's no video this week as Tim is broadcasting from Prince Andrew's private suite.
@jerrycane86
@jerrycane86 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Tim, keep this format, I enjoy every show!!! You are one of the few who can go for an hour at this level. I hope to see you again in London…you were absolutely brilliant!
@sweatyskinfolds1385
@sweatyskinfolds1385 2 жыл бұрын
I swear to god if I don’t get a hour out of Tim I’m ready to start telling everyone I make eye contact with that he’s not a real comedian. Tim Dillon the Podcaster
@dirtysquirtybirty
@dirtysquirtybirty 2 жыл бұрын
If Ben actually did any work for once we would get video.
@msannthrope_2049
@msannthrope_2049 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@no-won
@no-won 2 жыл бұрын
Tim is spreading American values one week at a time. What a guy.
@jacksevert3099
@jacksevert3099 2 жыл бұрын
Just as George Soros always wanted
@acjohn6995
@acjohn6995 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm tired of superficial American society which seeks to avoid facing the reality of it's poverty and healthcare crises. Now let me tell you about Vincero watches......" Golden.
@deepsp_ce
@deepsp_ce 2 жыл бұрын
healthcare crisis tell me about it... did you hear about that stupid covid 19 bull they were pushing? it's all made up leftist propaganda to try and get you to buy health insurance. sheep!
@russellm2555
@russellm2555 2 жыл бұрын
Not my problem that people spend more on their hair than their health insurance
@dannyboy8474
@dannyboy8474 2 жыл бұрын
Modern banking is like The Borg from star trek
@ermining1
@ermining1 2 жыл бұрын
@@russellm2555 I live in Ireland, pay 20 percent of tax on my income and that's all. Have an issue with my kidneys which would leave me to leave in horrendous pain in the US or financially ruin my family. In Ireland I was told to go see the GP get a note to go to A and E and from there get a treatment plan set up. All in all its only cost 50 euros. Instead of wasting money on useless things like the army to bomb kids in Yemen, we spend it on social services, healthcare etc. You're paying taxes on your income to in the US it's just the way the government wastes the money.
@steeveekeys1904
@steeveekeys1904 2 жыл бұрын
@@russellm2555 I don't have much hair. Every hair is precious. How could you be so callous?
@Wanderer-uc1sj
@Wanderer-uc1sj 2 жыл бұрын
Yannis Pappas said on Joe Rogan that Tim is making 1/4 of a million dollars a month on Patreon alone. I think soon enough he might be able to move to London and become a fine American Oligarch. And I’m all for it.
@SisterJanet
@SisterJanet 2 жыл бұрын
That's before tax. It's still alot though.
@TakashiAmanoOriginal
@TakashiAmanoOriginal 2 жыл бұрын
Tim reading mental health ads like he’s snorting anti depressants soothes me
@B-RaDD
@B-RaDD 2 жыл бұрын
Gonna see you in San Antonio this month.... Hope we can all fit in the room
@msannthrope_2049
@msannthrope_2049 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@goranerceg6557
@goranerceg6557 2 жыл бұрын
Tim's at the hight of success, first European tour and all, decides to spend some cash on the only person he cares about so he can share it with him. What a treasure. Hey Ben I've decided to do a podcast here and need you here asap my ass. This is true love my friends.
@michaelbarrett9061
@michaelbarrett9061 2 жыл бұрын
"The British have great food." - Tim Dillon
@narcoskeptic
@narcoskeptic 2 жыл бұрын
yo why he say that
@thechosenwon6762
@thechosenwon6762 2 жыл бұрын
We do actually just had toad in the hole for dinner ...yummy
@lam936
@lam936 2 жыл бұрын
Wait is this a real quote I just got here
@Azoria4
@Azoria4 2 жыл бұрын
@@narcoskeptic cos American stereotypes of British people having bad teeth and shit food is not true
@tirullow6313
@tirullow6313 2 жыл бұрын
That's different from saying British food is good
@squarepegroundhole8211
@squarepegroundhole8211 2 жыл бұрын
The reason he wanted the laptop fixed is because the thousands of hours or recordings were his precious
@jacksevert3099
@jacksevert3099 2 жыл бұрын
Oh of course who doesn't back up thousands of hours of Crack pipe and hooker footage. Just more proof hunter is a man's man manly man
@z.bongerman1062
@z.bongerman1062 2 жыл бұрын
I guess if you give a crack & sex addict a brand new mac book, he will immediately open up the photo booth camera app and watch themselves smoking crack and f*cking.
@HowsYourFaceFeel
@HowsYourFaceFeel 2 жыл бұрын
the battery was probably dead. HE WAS SMOKING CRACK
@squarepegroundhole8211
@squarepegroundhole8211 2 жыл бұрын
Love when KZbin is on the fritz and you can’t see anyone’s reply’s
@andrewtoebbe3885
@andrewtoebbe3885 2 жыл бұрын
@@squarepegroundhole8211 It's soo annoying and unnecessary
@KAT-eb1qg
@KAT-eb1qg 2 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to seeing Tim in Sydney 28th April!
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 2 жыл бұрын
Have you got a spare ticket?
@KAT-eb1qg
@KAT-eb1qg 2 жыл бұрын
@@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns are they sold out?
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 2 жыл бұрын
@@KAT-eb1qg Apparently. I hope he does a second show. Or just moves the Melbourne show to Sydney.
@evandank6650
@evandank6650 2 жыл бұрын
I cant believe the podcast has kept up so well
@pancakeman3090
@pancakeman3090 2 жыл бұрын
Who doesn’t watch the full hour specials? If you like the comic why wouldn’t you, it just keeps getting better the farther you go, Iv always watched the full hour.
@Audiofatuation
@Audiofatuation 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. I keep hearing comics say that. I always watch the full hour
@hellomiamii
@hellomiamii 2 жыл бұрын
Tim always brings the heat. I love how sarcastically correct he is on every topic
@andrew-jv7iv
@andrew-jv7iv 2 жыл бұрын
We have video here in England too Tim ! Hire Ben an assistant who can film stuff. The extra views will pay his/her/they/them/it's wages
@DeflatingAtheism
@DeflatingAtheism 2 жыл бұрын
Then he wouldn't be able to lie that he's at the Mandarin Oriental when he's actually at the Budget Inn.
@rickybobby2789
@rickybobby2789 2 жыл бұрын
@@DeflatingAtheism The Buckingham Palace motel
@ms-jl6dl
@ms-jl6dl 2 жыл бұрын
It's "its wages".
@HealthFreakHawaii
@HealthFreakHawaii 2 жыл бұрын
This is the classic art form of our times
@TheTrippersMindTrip
@TheTrippersMindTrip 2 жыл бұрын
Thank God for you and Fleccas Talks. Getting the good, true, unbiased news. Doing God's work, Tim. Doing God's work.
@zachkieri1185
@zachkieri1185 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think it works out and I kind of don’t wanna be a part of it anymore - Tim Dillon
@deadline0124
@deadline0124 2 жыл бұрын
Ben flew all the way to London and couldn't fit a camera in his bag for a video episode :P
@usefulprogrammer9880
@usefulprogrammer9880 2 жыл бұрын
“A little Q and a little Coin” lmao Tim Dillon is a national treasure.
@owenjones7734
@owenjones7734 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to have you in the UK hope you enjoyed ❤️
@Manlikejj.__
@Manlikejj.__ 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I can´t explain how listening to the Cheek Clappers Podcast makes me feel. I am very lonely and have no friends at all. I live alone and work remotely so I have little to no human interaction. But when I put their podcast on it´s like hanging out with two of my best buds. They don´t judge me for my macabre ghoulish goblin-like appearance or lack of any personal hygiene. We just laugh together like we have been friends forever.
@JR-tc7ck
@JR-tc7ck 2 жыл бұрын
The Laziness Level needed to become a 3-XL without having a 9-5 job or a family is almost unattainable.
@jsp7218
@jsp7218 2 жыл бұрын
? It's easier to get fat if you're rich and don't work for a living
@rickybobby2789
@rickybobby2789 2 жыл бұрын
When you are at the top the only calories you burn are from whipping people
@TheB00tyWarrior
@TheB00tyWarrior 2 жыл бұрын
But insanely respectable. Someone smarter than me once said self improvement is m@$terb@t!0n
@clevermissfox
@clevermissfox 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheB00tyWarrior now self-destruction ….
@ian9387
@ian9387 2 жыл бұрын
ive been watching this static screen for an hour, I'll sit through a special
@Venturi11
@Venturi11 2 жыл бұрын
GOD BLESS TIM DILLON
@Omnipotent-Bread
@Omnipotent-Bread 2 жыл бұрын
I like how you turn on the mic and bombard my fragile mind with heaps of amazing chaos then suddenly promote an ad for better mental health. That's good stuff buddy.
@crisstryna_mma1622
@crisstryna_mma1622 2 жыл бұрын
Love you Tim, King of England!!!!
@buddajj
@buddajj 2 жыл бұрын
i love how when i first started watching tim he was in random clothes sharing another studio or setting up in airbnbs.. now hes across the street from one hyde park wearing balenciaga and dior talking about taking next day flights to switzerland. absolute legend
@wilfordbrimleypranks
@wilfordbrimleypranks 2 жыл бұрын
Tim dillon the goat, hope you enjoyed london bud
@soicybunny
@soicybunny 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao “he’s in the ‘Bu!?!?” 🤣🤣🤣
@a.k.4o
@a.k.4o 2 жыл бұрын
I agree Timmy D . I'm washing my hands to the whole funking thing
@Sare787
@Sare787 2 жыл бұрын
"Ooh I saw a light go on in One Hyde Park."
@MsDFai
@MsDFai 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love Tim. I really do. I love waiting for the point when I get it. Cause he'll ramble crazy sh*t, but then he'll hit the point he's going for and it's fabulous. And then i hear Ben's laugh... and I realize why he keeps the incompetent gimp around. Bexause Ben's laugh... completes Tim. Fu**in Beautiful 😑😮‍💨
@sgillespie964
@sgillespie964 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad Tim likes it here, I genuinely thought he’d shit on us 😂
@Pearlywhiskers123
@Pearlywhiskers123 2 жыл бұрын
Just finished my golden anniversary with my wife. Now to finally enjoy an hour with my one true love.
@tobeurichard8969
@tobeurichard8969 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon I love your show. This episode had so many ads compared to most of your episodes, especially during certain topics, so funny.
@crisstryna_mma1622
@crisstryna_mma1622 2 жыл бұрын
Hampstead is the place you wanna buy into!! ☝
@kidsister316
@kidsister316 2 жыл бұрын
"a little Q and a little coin!!" Tim Dillon thx for broadcasting from the original swamp lol
@Klocaine237
@Klocaine237 2 жыл бұрын
Tim is the only guy that I'd watch Ben Blow
@rickybobby2789
@rickybobby2789 2 жыл бұрын
One word… OnlyFans
@dalkurd1
@dalkurd1 2 жыл бұрын
Tim & Ben, please come to Stockholm, Sweden! 🇸🇪
@captainwonderbar1657
@captainwonderbar1657 2 жыл бұрын
I'm too drunk to read words. Yet, I typed slowly and perfectly.
@kyleoldham6115
@kyleoldham6115 2 жыл бұрын
Huge golfer played middle school, high school and have been to countless PGA Tour events including the Masters twice and watch routinely!…Your not alone Ben!
@jeffjones7012
@jeffjones7012 2 жыл бұрын
I cant abide Ben's disrespect for Tim
@Mr.Meeseeks024
@Mr.Meeseeks024 2 жыл бұрын
His wife pegs him, give him a break
@coryanderson8990
@coryanderson8990 2 жыл бұрын
Love from across the pond Tim.. Have fun. Love you friend..
@jacksevert3099
@jacksevert3099 2 жыл бұрын
G'day mate where in Anglia are you from?
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