I am deeply disturbed by this and the gasps in his breath will forever stay with me.
@TimothyMark72 жыл бұрын
basically recreating the exact same response a 5.9 guy would do when he sees a 6.2 girl
@MarshmallowBoy2 жыл бұрын
i am now forever scarred.
@unknownchannel41022 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sunlightcrusader7 ай бұрын
Intriguing but highly disturbing
@Connlic2 жыл бұрын
If you combine creepiness and funny, this is what you'll get.
@amideos82 жыл бұрын
Yup
@rubinolas69982 жыл бұрын
Heheheheh..."combine" hehehehe
@jonathanwells2232 жыл бұрын
@@rubinolas6998 REEEEWWEWEEEEEEWEEEEEEE!
@TimothyMark72 жыл бұрын
sleep paralysis be like:
@HPMCCPooTis2 жыл бұрын
@@TimothyMark7 POV: You're the first to sleep at a sleepover...
@WolfyFancyLads2 жыл бұрын
There's a reason Gordon is mute. He doesn't want to talk about... *The consequences.*
@_JabberHawk2 жыл бұрын
The unforseen for that matter
@schnek89272 жыл бұрын
@@_JabberHawk Oh he saw it. *He saw it all...*
@brycenwalker92722 жыл бұрын
"don't talk about it, you'll get in trouble too" ~g-man basically
@Maxxon892 жыл бұрын
Cocksequences
@Issengan2 жыл бұрын
A... And DO prepare... Eh... Your anus... _For unforseen consequences_
@BroccolusPrime15112 жыл бұрын
the "smell the asses" part was genuinely a great punchline, well done doctor
@TimothyMark72 жыл бұрын
it feels like a sleep paralysis experience
@mr.personalspace78312 жыл бұрын
The whole video was building up to it. It’s hilarious.
@mistermann41632 жыл бұрын
Definitely apart of the Gorgeous Freeman universe when his butt is involved.
@Actiondanny2 жыл бұрын
This is where I get off
@Bumbaclaat3602 жыл бұрын
He is very heheh… well. Let’s just say “*gorgeous*” If you don’t get… you don’t want to
@SirPembertonS.Crevalius2 жыл бұрын
The insane voice work and the lack of music in stasis makes this much more creepy than it should be.
@marksmann18502 жыл бұрын
I fear no man. But this profile picture...it scares me.
@templarhelmet38442 жыл бұрын
what the FUCK is that PFP???
@SirPembertonS.Crevalius2 жыл бұрын
@@marksmann1850 _One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that icon..._ _What dreams of chronic and sustained degeneracy?_
@DoubleRealitian2 жыл бұрын
@@SirPembertonS.Crevalius Unironically i don't have anything against your pfp, only true chads are what they want to be and don't give a f about someone's opinion.
@sprtsfanatic12 жыл бұрын
*creepier, not much creepy
@teckdeck64802 жыл бұрын
This felt so much longer than the time shown. I felt so happy when it ended.
@TimothyMark72 жыл бұрын
basically my sleep paralysis in a nutshell
@anonymouslucario2852 жыл бұрын
Why didn't you just stop watching?
@Fenrize2 жыл бұрын
@@anonymouslucario285 You don't. Simply you don't.
@idioticed43792 жыл бұрын
@@anonymouslucario285 it's like watching a car crash, so horrible but so interesting
@Brian-qg2qw2 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine what Gman has been doing to Adrian Sheppard for the last two decades if he's still in stasis
@splitjawjanitor53692 жыл бұрын
Okay but that transition from HL1 Gman to HL2 Gman with "Wisely done, Mr *Freeman..."* was fantastic.
@ludvigwatte49242 жыл бұрын
Almost makes me want a serious version of this video.
@tophatjoe50422 жыл бұрын
The "smell the asses" followed IMMEDIATELY by "I didn't see you get on" had me rolling sideways. The Curious Gentleman is one of your most creative and well done characters in the worst (best) ways possible, and is executed with such skill that it is clear you are really damn good at making these animations whenever you use him.
@robbie_the_mastermind21762 жыл бұрын
This feels like a short psychological horror story.
@wojteks17772 жыл бұрын
Dr. Lalve with his idea for a half life game. Half-life: Sleep paralysis
@Armore22 жыл бұрын
25-Shades-of-life
@Sourcy2 жыл бұрын
A master of both comedy and horror, I honestly wouldn't mind seeing more of this coming from you. This made me feel cold inside, what a wonderful video
@MultiGamerClub2 жыл бұрын
lavle's a god fucking genius
@trollface4kultrahd2 жыл бұрын
he has a checkmark laugh at him!!!!!!
@supersonicbros232 жыл бұрын
Considering Gordon goes into stasis wearing the HEV suit then comes out without it... That means G-Man canonically undressed him.
@TheEpicOne20092 жыл бұрын
😐
@Caldoric8 ай бұрын
End of Half Life 1: "Keep the suit, Dr. freeman... I'd say you've earned it." Start of Half Life 2: _HEV suit is missing, but Kleiner apparently has it and has been modifying it?_
@Jvegas22812 жыл бұрын
"Who wants a Doctor Lalve video at 4 in the morning?" Me: "OH BOY 4 AM!"
@Aflay12 жыл бұрын
This may be the third time in the past 3 months that I found this video on my notifications at exactly 4am.
@maciejcocieto43618 ай бұрын
@@Aflay1And here I come year later at 04:13 am of Central European Time.
@WatTheSchit2 жыл бұрын
Listening to this is the equivalent of lifting the Demon core and dropping it repeatedly. It's both horrific and funny, bacon/10.
@nunoosorio38322 жыл бұрын
There's nothing funny about the demon core. That meme sucked.
@WatTheSchit2 жыл бұрын
@@nunoosorio3832 You're fun at parties, aintcha'?
@ARandomNerd882 жыл бұрын
@@nunoosorio3832 Kinda SUS there, boy...
@pootispiker28662 жыл бұрын
@@nunoosorio3832 hoo
@JetFalcon7109 ай бұрын
@@nunoosorio3832 It's funny because comedy = tragedy + time
@Wilson_Kelly2 жыл бұрын
1:21 holy cow, that lip movement was so lifelike, literally my favorite part
@darrtaa2 жыл бұрын
I can appreciate Gordon holding it together during the City 27 intro a lot more if THAT was what he was subjected to. Absolutely unsettling, 10/10
@samoaspider2 жыл бұрын
0:53 caught me off guard
@HoboVibingToMusic2 жыл бұрын
I have never had more anxiety over someone breathing. will rewatch it again.
@mileator2 жыл бұрын
Honestly splicing together both G-men with the word "Freeman" was brilliant. Imagine. You're stuck in stasis, and in a single word, you feel like you've teleported 21 years into the future. Where G-Man is telling you, that you must wake up. It wouldn't even feel like you fell asleep at all. That would be surreal and cool
@Aflay111 ай бұрын
Often the greatest genius is born from the most profound stupidity.
@ostaruempire2 жыл бұрын
I love how he awkwardly breathes between sentences intentionally 😂
@lizardguyNA2 жыл бұрын
This swung wildly between horror and comedy and I love it for that.
@apieceoftoast768 Жыл бұрын
Gordon's only course of action he can take is T-posing in dominance, even if it looks as futile as a bunny bearing its teeth to a lion
@zkfmtlem2 жыл бұрын
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional.
@gordonfreemanpopa74712 жыл бұрын
Corect, good says about me!
@c1borgen2 жыл бұрын
he's gorgeous professional
@usadroopymeat10992 жыл бұрын
Shut up just shut up please it’s annoying because tell that to those scientists guards and marines that died at the massacre
@brandthemanlee Жыл бұрын
Bruh why is this top comment on very fockin video
@mesihburgaz8637 Жыл бұрын
is it she? or man how you understand while they can not be breedable
@deth16342 жыл бұрын
The transition between HL1 and HL2 is amazing
@velahtielredfang94172 жыл бұрын
This is probably the prequel/sequel to "Gordon meets a curious Gentleman" as it's possible that video takes place in some space in between the events after Gordon is put into the stasis as this video shows him being taken into the void and then put onto the train after enduring G-Man's questionable ethics.
@Handhandme2 ай бұрын
After Delak's latest video on Gman and Gordon, I just hope Gordon doesn't remember anything about what happened while he was in stasis...
@SubjectCarne2 жыл бұрын
This is so uncomfortable and unnerving, it reminds me of gorgeous freeman. great job
@Funnel2TV2 жыл бұрын
This great, it reminds a lot of Awful Fawful's work in combining creepiness and humor perfectly, the usage of that playground scream was really something, keep up the good work dude.
@benjaminoechsli19412 жыл бұрын
Gman breathes like he's not used to the concept (though he does get better at it with every game). A.... CONsequenceeee of this is that... _clever_ artists like yourSELF can make... "art" like what we see, before us. _Well DONE, Dr. Lalllve..._
@thehazzman24722 жыл бұрын
It felt way more unconfortably long than it actually were
@manofmercy15002 жыл бұрын
My only regret was that there was nothing to regret from watching this fustercluck of a vid. Excellent as always Doc.
@ekrellyt2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, didn't see those consequences coming...
@squadbroken9622 жыл бұрын
I could almost feel Freeman's mental agony through the entire duration 11/10, would traumatise myself again
@Mrkabrat2 жыл бұрын
Gordon: I'm a mute and I must scream
@Daburubareru2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful work of art. So inspirational I liked the scene when he said "it's time to choose time".
@emdf7electromotivedieseltr6222 жыл бұрын
This was the most uncomfortable and unnerving video I had ever had the displeasure of watching *just how I like it*
@lemaxaff30542 жыл бұрын
I'm not joking, this is pinnacle of humor. We will never get better, congrats Lalve..
@TewiInabaChan2 жыл бұрын
I don't normally wheeze but, after the 1st multi-deep breathe i couldnt stop. Thank you for another amazing video.
@disorganizedengineerparodi96242 жыл бұрын
I shall use this as my alarm, most disturbing thing to wake up to.
@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX2 жыл бұрын
That Soldier's face at 0:04 is magnificent
@Handhandme2 жыл бұрын
I felt genuinely concerned for what Gman was going to do to Gordon... well done
@davysmith19342 жыл бұрын
This was truly one of your greatest works. It was horrifying; and I learnt a valuable lesson from it. Thank you Dr Lalve.
@Supershadow3012 ай бұрын
Flash news: The long awaited spiritual successor to _Time to Choose_ is finally out and about _Wake up, and smell the asses..._
@Cyranek2 жыл бұрын
crow. bar.
@droideka18902 жыл бұрын
This was so uncomfortable Good job
@internetstrangerstrangerofweb2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never been made more uncomfortable by an SFM in my entire life. Thank you.
@BaronVonPurp Жыл бұрын
So much *pleasure*
@cornishpasty78532 жыл бұрын
"this is where i get off" "i didn't see you get on"
@gracz24PL2 жыл бұрын
Poor freeman, this was disturbing.
@kleiner8512 жыл бұрын
Always a good day when Mr. Lalve Uploads! Great content as always!!
@ThePuzzledboy2 жыл бұрын
This is basically the Valve version of Wabbit Season and I am somehow fine with that.
@coffee2l2 жыл бұрын
Now I feel violated. Thanks dr lalve
@Ogoeatarock10 ай бұрын
Fun fact this was the first ever video I showed my mom that had g-man in it, it made her so uncomfortable she was PRESSING into the chair...
@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive Жыл бұрын
I think there's potential in a parody of _The King's Speech_ where the G-Man receives speech therapy.
@itho952 жыл бұрын
The sequel we've been waiting for.
@DmitryB-1532 жыл бұрын
So this is why Gordon lost his HEV in the stasis... Damn Gman, I never thought about this before :D
@Nanachi00002 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh way more than I needed to, I coughed a lung up and spasmed on the floor
@dejEtack2 жыл бұрын
My therapist: Smoothly animated Dr Lavle videos aren't real, they can't hurt you. Smoothly animated Dr Lalve video:
@CheeseYourself2 жыл бұрын
Just watching this made me feel violated 10/10
@Aflay12 жыл бұрын
Replaying this video at 0.5x speed is a whole new level of spine tingling horror.
@masterseeker36010 ай бұрын
This is what encountering the gman felt like for the entire game
@FDR-ww6xz2 жыл бұрын
The Beginning of Half-Life 2: Gorgeous Freeman
@rockowlgamer6312 жыл бұрын
you never fail to give me an acid trip without actually having one, also G Man's breathing is skin crawling
@NixityNullt2 жыл бұрын
"This is where I get off" has an entirely new meaning in this video
@fastpack61302 жыл бұрын
This is like some extra bizarre fever dream which in this point is no different to the past 😂
@ngfshgsfhsgh2 жыл бұрын
This is reminiscent of Kitty's work in some places. And a bit Salad Fingers-y. Horrifying. Love it.
@MaxBaik2 жыл бұрын
0:54 - that tiny "boop" really sent me
@Sowee14092 жыл бұрын
This is how Gorgeous Freeman started
@GeZz.2 жыл бұрын
oh so why Gman has Gordon in like "paralysis stasis" to have his crowbar inside his "suitcase" poor Gordon
@poethefallen13332 жыл бұрын
This felt like 2 hours. I love it and hate it at the same time. Cool nightmare fuel.
@Raadicality2 жыл бұрын
Psychologists: Yours dreams have meanings to your life My Dreams:
@nick.12372 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the dreams I have right before I wake up with sleep paralysis.
@PoppyPanda11152 жыл бұрын
Choosing is always fun cause you have options
@viewtiful1doubleokamihand2532 жыл бұрын
Between serving the unknown will and dying… there is no real choice. Unless if one really, desperately wants to die.
@IgorBezugliy Жыл бұрын
I feel like Dr Freeman does have at least some regrets in the end
@madmanmax1202 жыл бұрын
I feel thankful I just so happened to watch this without headphones. RIP
@nimoph2 жыл бұрын
That giggle after the crowbar and black mesa thing threw me for a loop. This is some good stuff. Edit: This has some interesting sexual tension
@ZR30092 жыл бұрын
Incredible backshadowing there
@Dave-pb3nn2 жыл бұрын
Gordon doesnt need to hear all these hes a highly trained professional.
@dtweeb1282 жыл бұрын
This feels like gorgeous freeman. And i love it
@chocolatefitzgerald56922 жыл бұрын
This video is merely a spiritual successor to "Gordon meets a curious Gentleman."
@blackr3v1932 жыл бұрын
Gman gasped so many times i thought i ended up in an alternate universe where gman has some weird disease
@retrobat16312 жыл бұрын
Gorgeous animation.
@6lbs._onion2 жыл бұрын
It's never been harder for me to breath But not from laughing though..
@insanity93292 жыл бұрын
Now my entire Tiny Desk Collection isn't dancing. Even me.
@sp00ffy562 жыл бұрын
"I must now pluck your Crowbar from Black Mesa" Amazing
@pastalavista26542 жыл бұрын
So that's why Gordon always stays silent
@Betonoszlop2 жыл бұрын
The heavy gasp reminded me for The Cure - Lullaby moment. Brilliant!
@RhythmOSauce2 жыл бұрын
“I like your funny words magic man” -Gordon Freeman (probably)
@wallie19942 жыл бұрын
It’s time to choose.
@preyoterАй бұрын
Ah there is nothing like being forced to watch a mcdonald commercial right before this masterpiece
@-Raylight2 жыл бұрын
Gordon is a highly trained professional, he doesn't need to choose! 0:52 That slap xD Love the voice acting, it's so perfect 🤣
@gordonfreemanpopa74712 жыл бұрын
That is good a little slap,i am not angry with this parody! RESPECTION!
@usadroopymeat10992 жыл бұрын
Shut up because it’s all a lie because tell that to those scientists guards and marines that died at the massacre
@FaultyTwo2 жыл бұрын
Subject: Freeman Status: Had seen some shit and traumatized for the rest of his life.
@milkycalcium31722 жыл бұрын
Watching these videos makes me so happy. I used to watch videos like these 12 years ago. You earned a sub
@Connor_Kirkpatrick2 жыл бұрын
Watching this on the family computer, flippin the monitor up and down like its FNAF Great work
@Squishysquoshii2 жыл бұрын
so this is what really happened when gordon was in statis
@jazepol2 жыл бұрын
this feels so surreal to watch help
@magicalhobo420692 жыл бұрын
Asthma GMan is the best thing you've ever made since Wheezing Soldier, and i am deeply disturbed by it.
@tnac23292 жыл бұрын
that 2 minutes and 10 seconds felt like 2 years and 10 months