Time Zones are Hard | Lord of Cringe

[@alphabimbleton8172]

"I'm getting annoyed" moments before disaster

[@ryanerickson3063]

I keep almost feeling sorry for the guy but then I remember "grading women" and I'm fully on jakes side.

[@orbtain]

don't you understand? it's just a joke! It's not like he plans any of this in advance! he just looks at a woman, and they remind him of meat! Why don't you liberals understand, right wingers aren't sexist. How can you be sexist against women? they're not even men! Now, sexism against men, there's something that troubles me deeply.

[@C-Russ]

Lol. How commendable of you.. that’s why you say shit like that right? For people to notice your virtue? Now stfu. Quit being a puss

[@epsilon-eleven]

@@C-Russ Triggered, little incel snowflake? Gotta show how much of a big bad totally-not-insecure man you are (which itself is actually virtue signalling) by being an Internet Tough Guy? If you think showing any compassion for other human beings is "virtue signalling," you need to see a psychologist about those psychopathic tendencies.

[@robinvik1]

He is just very private with his sex life, Jake. In fact he is so private that he doesn't let other people take part in it. Also, something something socialists that's why.

[@__Andrew]

The sadness in his voice when he says "10: 22" is just the best.

[@Nerobyrne]

The worst part about this is that USA has no partial time zones....

[@patrickcarney6171]

@@Nerobyrne From what I can see India is the only one with a partial (and it's a 30 minute one) but if there are others feel free to correct me. His face as he realizes he picked the wrong hill to die on is peak internet quality XD

[@thesaltybeard1793]

@@patrickcarney6171 7 months late, but Newfoundland is also a half hour.

[@brettoelschlager8249]

I've never been more embarrassed for another person before.

[@Cycstorm]

This is without a doubt the best feud on the Internet.

[@Gloomdrake]

It’s very one-sided, though. Dude can’t even scratch Jake. Meanwhile every word from Jake’s mouth deal massive amounts of psychic damage

[@Tykostr]

I agree

[@josh-oo]

*feud

[@lactofermentation]

This isn't a feud, this is one guy mercilessly mocking another under the table at every turn. It's glorious.

[@Speederzzz]

Clock-boy VS CORN MAN

[@trevorturner9733]

Stand User: Lord of Cringe Stand Name: Closing Time Closing Time can manipulate time on a Time-zone by Time-zone level. For example the "actual" time in Moscow could be 11:12 am however Closing Time could change it to be later or sooner in the day for instance you could change it to 9:10am or 3:06 pm. The use is that you could be in one Time-zone robbing a bank however when you cross into another Time-zone it would be later earlier into the day "before" the bank was robbed and you could go scott free.

[@michaelmckeown5396]

I like this reference

[@cheeto.burrito]

This is the best "Final Boss" Stand idea I have ever seen

[@overlookers]

*yare yare dawa*

[@TRIOMONKEY3]

I cant wait to see more responses so there's literally a bunch of jakes and this guy all over the screen....bwahahaha

[@jessewalker8854]

Same its gonna be like holding a mirror up to a mirror..

[@lrose5522]

"Oooh look one timezone half an hour different from the other ones!" Meanwhile in the vid, two clocks have the minute hands 10 min apart, two of them less than 5 minutes apart... um

[@blitzwinters5687]

And I find it great that he thinks a _man in a corn suit_ is in any way taking him seriously.

[@rpg500e]

I haven't laughed as hard as when he realized he was wrong about the time zones since who knows when. That was just amazing. Even better watching him still trying to defend himself and avoid admitting he was wrong once he found the one half time zine

[@alertArchitect]

When he said "The whole premise of the show is a joke!" I 100% thought he sounded like he was about to cry angry incel tears.

[@paddycraig]

There was 420 likes and I ruined it bc I couldn't not like this. He doesn't know how time zones work and it's his wall art. I'm dead.

[@BigMcStronghuge]

The worst part is I had a friend that acted exactly like this guy, even down to his mannerisms and speech pattern. His name? Jake. :(

[@BigMcStronghuge]

@b phillip Thankfully not lol. Just a fun coincidence

[@thesmasher138]

Ouch lol

[@BigMcStronghuge]

NOOOOOOO HE'S GOOGLING TIME ZONES AND GETTING VINDICATION OFF OF ONE TIME ZONE IN PARTICULAR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@AbledGladiator]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! That fucking "checking time zones" thing on his end was just TOO beautiful of a moment!

[@nielsjensen4185]

"You think your GF/wife grading me will make me mad!!!" *is visibly mad*

[@reform-revolution]

*malds in coors

[@dontuserachelslurs]

oh my god googling the times is the funniest shit I have ever seen

[@SG-qx1fg]

I am literally in tears laughing

[@Dylanquinn666]

Oh boy, it's Malding O'Clock!

[@reneewarren9845]

It's 8 different times somewhere!

[@talcastle4656]

How many layers of video are we gonna reach by the time this thrilling saga of The Idiot Who Doesn't Understand Clocks comes to an end. Is it gonna be like a mirror reflected into another mirror in a bathroom?

[@homerdripson406]

Lord? Nah, this guy's at most the Baron of Cringe.

[@higashikatajosuke9324]

The Yeoman of Cringe.

[@Gloomdrake]

You know of one cringier?

[@mt-zf6xp]

Merchant of Cringe

[@gazblackheart4596]

Peasant of cringe

[@maydayfae]

Serf of cringe

[@vainpiers]

the thing with "lesbians kissing is hot" ideology is, when I'm kissing my girlfriend it's gross when a guy announces the sexual pleasure he's getting from me kissing my partner.

[@carter6456]

Watching this live was among the best fucking nights of my life. I was never so close to death from hacking up crying laughs

[@halley42]

'THEY CAN BE OFF BY HALF AN HOUR DUDE' HE SAYS IN FRONT OF A WALL FULL OF CLOCKS SET AT ANY THE FUCK TIMES HE FELL ON i am DYING

[@Mike-zx6sl]

Dave: "These episodes take a long time to make!" Also Dave: "I don't sit there with a script you idiot, this IS the production of the episode! I don't sit there for days analyzing and thinking!"

[@sethbales8972]

I love this very one sided rivalry. Midlife crisis gimli has no self awareness.

[@richardlambert256]

your watching a guy, watching you watching him, with both the yous and the hims commentating at each other?..... o_O .... I was thinking listening to this in the background while working. It was confusing trying to keep up, lol.

[@BenjaminGlatt]

Jake giggles maniacally the same way I do, and I really connect with that on a parasocial level.

[@shesulli]

Imagine trying to schedule meetings, hell anything, in different time zones if the minutes did not align. Madness!

[@brownwater6212]

My favorite part of watching this is just seeing Sarah's comments in the live chat.

[@legndofphoenix]

I couldn’t fucking breathe, I’m pretty sure you can hear me laugh from across the house over the clock thing

[@jscythe74]

So we're basically in reactception now? Also, I want to thank you Jake. It was while I was watching your channel that I suddenly realized that I now spend most of my time watching people on KZbin that are watching other people on KZbin. I think I might have a problem.

[@Chaoszest]

holy fucking shit the part where he checks 4 time zones in a row and they are all 22 HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

I think I remember this guy from when he was called warcorpse666 around 2012 or 2013. For some reason he emptied that channel of all videos but one, so he got mad and "retired" or something. He's gone downhill from then, which I didn't know was possible. But then again, who said there was a bottom to the barrel?

[@lrose5522]

"It's not a carrot, you don't have to shave it" GOD PLS I'M ALREADY DEAD

[@SG-qx1fg]

18:00 starts one of the best moments on KZbin. Also hearing Sarah laugh in the background kills me every time

[@florencegielen5640]

Omg I haven’t laughed this hard at a KZbin video in a long time 😂 thank you. Quality content

[@_CinnamonKitty]

"Look at how I run my cooking show, for Christ sakes!" is so quotable 😆

[@slenders1ckn3ss]

Man this dude gives off HARD WingsOfRedemption vibes. Dave. Stop. You're gonna crash and burn. Learn from chuds past.

[@gaz3673]

Wings is a leftie

[@slenders1ckn3ss]

@@gaz3673 if he is, good for him, i guess? but you know i didn't mean politically. i mean the "i'm right and if i'm wrong it's someone else's fault" sort of basement-dwelling lolcow that actually COULD be a really cool dude if he pulled his head out his ass and stopped feeding the trolls.

[@flugruger25]

I have no idea who the fuck is watching / commenting on what video anymore so i just go with the flow. Oh my god he just said the minutes are different this is fantastic.

[@chasingepiphanies7993]

Fun fact, most towns just measured their own local time back in the day. It wasn't until trains made us capable of traveling across long distances in a short time that time zones became necessary, since trains needed to go by an understandable schedule. Some cities like Detroit refused to submit to these new rules for a long time, and went by their own local time, quite literally being left behind in the past as the rest of the country moved on.

[@1oace768]

"When the meridians for the Indian subcontinent were created, New Delhi was in between the two. Naturally, India decided to be 30 minutes between the two time zones, which is why the country is only 30 minutes ahead of nearby Pakistan, for example."

[@shoutatme7362]

The time zone part is one of the best things i've watched in youtube history hahahaha

[@dragongirl7978]

This is better than when Globebusters accidentally spend thousands of dollars to prove the Earth is round.

[@archangel996]

"A 15 per mile drift." thanks Bob

[@dragongirl7978]

@@archangel996 Exactly 😂😂

[@lrose5522]

Why does he think your jokes with your audience (you know, partly as an entertainer) = actual serious arguments?

[@lrose5522]

I swear, this dude's got ADHD XD bruh just skip ahead a bit and chill

[@lrose5522]

Nooooo oh my god, he found the one example where the minute is different due to half hour timezones being a thing and he's just totally right completely, not wrong at all about timezones. He doubled down so pathetically alfnwelkfnekl dude pls Reminds me of certain people who cherrypick the one study that says what they want it to compared to every other example lmaooo

[@JoeyisDREADful]

I know it's just dumb bullying by now but it's like a lighthearted dunking section. Makes a nice pallette cleanser and it makes me happy. Lol.

[@Eiuol81853]

Anytime I need a laugh, I can always come back to this vid to get it. This will never not be funny AF.

[@namelesscompadre4095]

1:03:37 this is such a memetic freeze frame i love it.

[@SuperGamerNinja74]

17:55 for clock gate

[@TheN00bmonster]

Bless you ❤️ but like in an atheist way

[@comradequestion4206]

This could be the best performative acting ever, it is that insane.

[@Gloomdrake]

Aw, yes, throwing away 1 hour of your life to “waste” 28 minutes of someone else’s life is definitely a balanced and favorable trade off

[@tawdryhepburn4686]

I was surprised Jake didn’t bring that up.

[@epsilon-eleven]

@BlackButterCrunch He's almost as bad at maths as he is at telling time.

[@BlondeEyes7]

Awww, Sarah is absolutely adorable!

[@shanerk5189]

That shaved carrot ref is in the God and Donna go to therapy video. "I've actually seen her hold her lips to get more teeth and less lip on my shaft" 🤣

[@robinvik1]

I like how he himself doesn't know what the meat stuff means either.

[@Nerobyrne]

if I had timezone-clocks mounted on my wall I would look up the time in various zones which have non-full-hour time zones. Some examples are: Newfoundland Iran Venezuela India

[@epsilon-eleven]

Judging from the way he talks about women and "the left" (apparently meaning anyone who isn't alt-right), combined with his lack of life skills or grooming and his belief that masturbation is exactly the same as pwrson-to-person sex, makes me think Lord of Cringe is an incel. Just a hunch.

[@panfurfox]

I wanted to watch this again because I needed a laugh and knew this would definitely deliver!

[@HalcyonAndroid]

i thought the chicken slop episode couldnt be topped but here we are.

[@William-Morey-Baker]

Jake had the exact same reaction as me when I realized cringe lord was actually gonna check his ignorance on time zones... Fucking priceless

[@Bennick323]

This is my favorite petty youtube squabble saga of all time.

[@JeepnHeel]

2002 Me: I'm so excited about the amazing things that I'll do with my life 2022 Me: This video where a corncob teaches someone how his own clocks work is INCREDIBLE

[@ikhotivus]

Me: aw sweet a Jake vid! Vid: two hours ago Me: *wait what*

[@beancheesedip8337]

"I grade women on their appearance as a joke, its satire!" Doing a thing unironically, then saying that you're doing it ironically isn't satire or a joke. To make it a joke, you'd have to actually put in some type of effort, like, you're grading them on your personal standards, but then you rate them all a 10 because you're extremely desperate, or that you rate them all a 1 because you're "above them" even tho you look like Lord of Cringe. That'd be an actual joke.

[@taterenforth6433]

As far as I know there is one city that does use a different minute to every other. Canberra in Australia is 30 minutes off Sydney.

[@halley42]

This is the best thing I've ever seen. Clock stuff starts around 20:28 and I nearly DIED.

[@christinabutterfield1801]

Lord of cringe really lives up to his name doesn't he

[@patrickcarney6171]

OMG the moment he realizes he fucked up on times XD

[@theangryricefarmer6715]

Used to watch the podcast when I was coming out as an atheist. Love the new content.

[@MoltandMigrate]

This is the best. This is so needed

[@sevens3]

@1:18:00 "We just like being mean to you--that's the whole thing" (Paraphrasing here) Jake...this is why (well many reasons) we love you.

[@boggzilla]

The meat thing is weirdest thing I’ve literally ever heard of. No one else does that. Anywhere. Ever.......,

[@marktwain622]

The swaying corn is trippy.

[@lum26akua28]

Dude, can I get some of your drugs?

[@mistorWhiskers]

I could have sworn it was always 3 minutes earlier when I go beach side

[@rckli]

Just skip to 17:50 That described this entire channel That is why I’m subbed For that moment right there xD I’m dying

[@themarco6507]

If you look at the map there are technically minute differences, nobody uses them because eff that noise, but even taking that into account his clocks are still wrong.

[@lordsrednuas]

24:15 Vindication!!!!!!! Also 24:15 , top question "Why is India's time 30 minutes off?"

[@PaullyRobots]

This is my favorite character development on the internet.

[@MrPoopenheimen]

While I am pretty sure this is bullying... bullying the adult lord of malding over the ways he acts and not who he innately is seems fine. It's fine. It's fiiiiiiine.

[@vulcanus7127]

Was this guy (cringe) streaming or did he record himself making a fool of himself and choose to upload it anyways? With no edits or anything?

[@inrainbows1829]

Wonder how many DUI's Gets no Kittie Dave has racked up

[@Obelion_]

ngl, funniest video this year. also im now certain he is just a very tryhard parody of a neckbeard

[@bellumg7905]

we've entered an endless recursion of jake

[@Loot_NukemXD]

im so interested to see if he changes them and tries to not say anything about it

[@KennyyChicago]

This was a delight to watch.

[@papaunderwater3316]

it took him an hour to make it and he's "owning" jake because he "wasted" half of that it' like saying I bought this thing for 100$ so he loose 50$ he's definitely not a nerd, they understand time and math

[@Sophia-vk5bq]

He‘s malding cause everyone clocks him as an oligarch enthusiast.

[@randomnameseventytwo1307]

58:40 i did laugh at the joke where he agonizes over the ratings THAT WAS DECENTLY FUNNY why cant he do that more

[@blitzwinters5687]

I was going to point out that there are some places that do half hour time zones, but that got covered. That being said, all of the minute hands should be an hour or half an hour apart from each other, which is clearly not the case with his clocks. It's weird that he's so insistent that his clocks are set correctly when they're obviously not.

[@dasfowler]

How is this NOT scripted?! IS THIS ANDY KAUFMAN'S NEW BIT OR SOMETHING?! This is by far my favorite saga.

[@PhantomLord]

What a journey this has been

[@werelemur1138]

Time zones are a social construct. Actually so are hours and minutes. The time lords have a lot to answer for.

[@BOOcketMan]

I’m so fucking ready for this 😂😂

[@causation3]

Actual Jake Corn King Saw you on Badbunny today fundraiser trans rights 10/23/21 Glad to meet you

[@flobwad]

21:03 At this moment, Dave’s life was never the same.

[@inrainbows1829]

Yo why he look like the temu version of the WWE wrestler Tugboat?

[@VanillaSunrise56]

There is a shocking amount of dudes like this malding drunk clock seller who really hold Taylor Swift in high regard. Like, yeah, she's very attractive but I can't help but wonder if there's more to it, what with her being blonde haired, blue eyed, and all.

[@suburban-vampire]

20:33 for the epic moment the clock action begins

[@mistorWhiskers]

The gravity from his forehead is warping time and space for each clock, so even if they were on their actual times our perception of them would still differ from that of an observer on the clock. *Drops mic and NdGT pose Gravity bitches

[@jadetortellini6150]

Fuck yeah this is what I live for. This is some premium shit

[@JEEBUSxHIMSELF]

holy shit that time zones shit is fucking killllling me

[@Fearia6]

I can't believe I missed this.

[@MisterRorschach90]

Scientists need to study this guy. Something about his cringe distorts gravity enough to change time. And it’s lumpy because all the clocks changed randomly.