Trying to get a free forest Puppy be like...

[@pixiesouter9461]

I feel like "let me pet you, ouch" is the most human thing to have ever been said.

[@ebreshea1337]

he's probably not really "hurt", it's just a thing to do when training dogs to not play-bite you, is to yell ouch, to help teach them to stop. Since it's a coyote it seems to only half work.

[@pixiesouter9461]

@@ebreshea1337 yeah, I know, I did the same thing when I was training my own dog. I was just failing at making a funny 🤣

[@trueneese8080]

😂

[@Yahshuaismyeverything]

No the whitest thing ever 😂

[@sophieisabella]

Famous last words

[@munen343]

Coyote: What is this? Human: Affection. Coyote: Disgusting. Do it again.

[@Overwatch2010]

Sounds about right

[@thewhalecamefirst]

Hahaha Edit: alr alr dang. Ill stop doin random stuff, sorry Edit #2: OK DANG ILL CHANGE MY COMMENT

[@munen343]

@@thewhalecamefirst I thought it was the egg

[@miniorange3185]

​@@thewhalecamefirst stolen comment from another platform.

[@IonaV]

The best comment❤

[@jimlaheyiii5418]

He’s attempting thousands of years of domestication in a single interaction. Goated

[@Addictiv3.cl1ps]

Yeah

[@Benjamin-ib3ew]

Yeah

[@KungFuNinjaJoe]

Yes but he actually owns that coyote 😂. He has a channel, had him ever since he was a pup. He lives in his house with a pitbull, cat and a raccoon. Serious!

[@Michiganredd]

Yeah

[@thomasstephan5736]

yeah

[@OneRoomShed]

This still one of my favs. "Let me pet you.......... Ouch!" "Let me pet you....Ouch!" 😂😂😂

[@faysalabdilahiabdi]

Haabaga❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@faysalabdilahiabdi]

❤❤

[@justin2308]

“Can we be friends?” I guarantee that was probably the first thing a human ever said to a canine.

[@Talon18136]

It’s a symbiotic relationship as with all domesticated animals

[@carmengogeidnas9670]

The first words were probably 'IT'S A BABY! COME TO ME FUZZ MUFFIN!! Where is your Mom?? I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU!'

[@tonyb7615]

The 1st canine was a wolf, so no... They became domesticated eating our scraps and using our fire to keep away the predators. And we only kept the friendly ones around so after 50 thousand years of selective breeding is why they are considered mans best friend.

[@fireworksfanatics2777]

Followed closely by 'and do you like grilled mammoth too?'

[@slang1517]

It was probably more like "ahhhh! My junk! They're biting off my junk! They're eating my junk while I'm alive and it hurts!" But your assumption is cute I guess.

[@alexmighty693]

Mans first attempt at canine domestication colorized

[@leonardocontin937]

Most likely

[@christielee1840]

Haven’t you said this before ?

[@joshuawomack3704]

I am dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashduwitt9899]

That was my thought too

[@Spartan_Rage7]

Its always fascinating to wonder how our ancestors reached such feats. Waiting for dat time machine to be at my feet already

[@FoxyGekkerson]

It’s amazing how coyotes look like the perfect midway point between foxes and wolves.

[@mpkid5]

they are savages just like raccoons. their looks are exactly that, just looks. they will kill your pet or livestock without hesitation

[@namewithheld7835]

Foxes are just small wolves

[@clareshaughnessy2745]

You’re right! Never thought about it before

[@TheEarthRealm]

Omg, I was thinking the same exact thing. 😄

[@BigBrotherTheWatcher1984]

More like jackals and wolves.

[@georgeweberv6264]

That was a shockingly friendly and calm coyote.

[@BravoPix]

its his pet

[@michaelralston9724]

​@@BravoPix I don't think pet is necessarily the word for it lol she's not locked in the house and she comes and goes as she pleases

[@Chicken_Nick]

Very true

[@Akum.i]

It’s his that’s why it’s friendly he trained it and he had it sense it was a pup

[@Khol625]

@@michaelralston9724no watch some of his other vids he has him as a pet

[@Not.Soph938]

“Hey can we be friends? OUCH let me pet you! OUCH! let me pet you, OUCH!” The *sheer* determination to pet the forest pup

[@grimm_satisfaction1292]

This is how the first doggos were domesticated.

[@oscar.p3214]

This is how mankind discovered rabies

[@user-kcrpine]

Rabies came from mankind. We also gave leprosy to armadillos.

[@SLV-Cr0w]

"OUCH! Let me pet you, you little fucker! AAAGGGHHH-"

[@Altinget]

Very gentle bite. No blood, hand still intact. It was actually a "please don't pet me".

[@mynamecausesconfusion9829]

"C'mere! Lemme be friends.. OUCH" This is how I socialize

[@sniiiper3d645]

In my experience I do the biting in the socialising😅

[@kevinzhu6417]

it's because humans need larger cages than the wolves, it's ok I made that rookie mistake also

[@kylebrooks8128]

Best part of the whole video was that one statement hahaha

[@ritzyfritzy5318]

This is why I love the freaking comment section!

[@juliahmueller9388]

​@@sniiiper3d645That's how me and my boyfriend have been together for almost 9 years, he's very chewy

[@BrennanShump-ss2xc]

Let me pet you little coyote is the funniest thing i ever heard

[@BeDesignfullyYou]

I went from frowning to cracking up🤣🤣🤣

[@berticusmaximus8381]

He didn't bite him hard because the dude is an ACME salesman and has delivered a new catapult.

[@jaakkopontinen]

:Dd yes, yes!

[@freddie6307]

underrated comment 💀 soon we'll see this coyote flying over a canyon in a green acme wingsuit

[@Thundarr995]

And rocket powered roller skates.😂

[@FTW523.]

Wil e

[@kickinsmurfs423]

I'm f*cking dooone! 🤣 YES

[@angelariffecrabtree2128]

That have to really be friends cause that's the calmest coyote I've ever seen. Coyote just giving him love bites.

[@jt101c]

When I was a kid I took out my hot rod engine for its first test ride and I thought I was being chased by a dog but it could kinda keep up. I’ve never seen a wolf or a pack before but they remind u they’re out there every night

[@isonlynameleft]

Yeah if you tried to do that to a wild coyote you'd be missing some fingers.

[@johnnyluke3937]

@@isonlynameleft seen a coyote rip a rabbit in 3 pieces in 6 seconds before taking the leg off to the forest

[@mihailmilev9909]

​@@jt101c wow

[@Period-mw8fw]

Yea I thought that too

[@coco3584]

the indomitable human spirit to pet anything that moves

[@kemararewi7671]

W2ww

[@Mary-Ann_B_Mabaet]

Agreed. So goes the saying: _Anything is a petting zoo if you're brave enough_

[@damien81981]

they are so fuzzy 😢

[@onezachyboi635]

Me who had to go to the er after trying to pet raccoon

[@mixednarwhal]

"You rubbed the cheese down like a beloved pet"

[@SilverAlex92]

Hahahahahah that "let me pet you.. ouch!...let me pet you.... Ouch!" was the msot relatble thing ever

[@hypotonic0108]

This man has zero impulse control 😂😂😂 "OOH A PUPPY!"

[@Worldopain]

It's really his pet. lol

[@the_honey_bagel199]

Weave is his pet

[@xXnostalgicXx]

They’re good pals

[@MattiaCeccopieri]

This is literally me with every animal that cross my path

[@0020272]

Ran into the glass trying to get into the pet store for sure😂

[@3ftninja132]

The most patient animal ever.

[@steel8231]

coyotes are pretty used to humans as far as wild animals go, he's probably been around this particular one a lot since he knew where it was and it didn't run long before he got there, because it absolutely heard him coming.

[@Diseaseisreversible]

@@steel8231 it’s his coyote lol

[@darialomurno05]

From the way he bites I can tell he met this man multiple times before He was just playing

[@Cloud-dk4vz]

@@steel8231 You really think this is a Wild Animal? i can just LOL over you

[@Diseaseisreversible]

@@Cloud-dk4vz I know right lol

[@frmnwhere]

I love how he turns into Owen Wilson every time he says “ouch”

[@oddbeat5693]

😂

[@waya-jt3ip]

Lol

[@Dilsoc]

And Seth Rogen right after

[@michaelstevensjr3172]

hahah

[@alexschocko2751]

I can't unhear this now 😂😂😂

[@nope5488]

I love how the coyote doesent care enough to actually attack him and the fact he goes like: "Lemme pet you" *Ouch* "Lets be friends" *ouch* "Can we be friends" *OUCH*

[@davidbryant88]

he raised her. she sleeps in his house

[@michaelreed9805]

lol, they definitely know each other. the coyote obviously loves this guy

[@arbiter4515]

Yea if this was wild it would be gone by the time he got within 20 feet and if he did get this close he would not have a hand

[@NEverglade]

It also isn't putting any actual effort into its bites, just mouthing on him. They're obviously friends

[@georgevarughese4886]

Same thing I was thinking. Coyotes are not dogs that play with you!

[@SolarIsGood]

@@arbiter4515 your thinking of a wolf you would have to be pretty weak to lose in a 1v1 fight against a coyote especially with how small they are

[@Randomdudefromtheinternet]

Yeah, the huffing and the lack of strength behind the bites, it’s playful biting.

[@nicowokeuplikethis9145]

That one guy's decision thousands of years ago to pet an animals has been a real game changer.

[@NYX795X]

the real mvp.

[@horizontide568]

I lol fr 😂

[@memecrider3585]

@D0ctorf0ster wait how is he lying?

[@Saikoes]

​@D0ctorf0ster u can be lost before deez nuts

[@gameinsane4718]

@D0ctorf0ster I mean there’s a tree that disproves the flood so maybe you’re the lost person here?

[@DigFuknBick]

I'm 99% sure my last words on this earth are gonna be, "Let me pet you. Let me be friends."

[@lovessavingsjourney]

😂😂😂😂

[@GrubSlime]

Sees a large animal in the forest. "Imma pet it." How a lot of us would react but we really shouldn't.

[@andypina4478]

Let me guess... A bear?

[@pastelnut027]

If not friend, then why friend shaped?

[@jhonron-zv3de]

they have a very very small bite force, so dying to one is rare and unlikely. You'd have to be trying hard to die, even against a pack of Coyote's, they're not smart.

[@petergant-oz9fy]

"Hey, quit feelin' on my ass, dude!", I don't know you THAT well!

[@TodaysAmericanCowboy]

Hahahahaha this video has a whole different side now😂

[@jacijune]

exactly

[@Parkerone007]

“…at least buy me dinner first!”

[@ericmcclain4030]

😁

[@cecilharris1156]

​@@Parkerone007 😂

[@Maseplayzzz105]

The fact that the coyote was actually starting to calm down when they were getting but rubs 😂

[@ladysilverwynde]

Coyote: *bites* Me: Still calmer and gentler than the average chihuahua...

[@collinsfamily6819]

Facts.

[@nunocampea2395]

if chihuahuas had bodies and size like wolfs they would be a top predator

[@timexyemerald6290]

@@nunocampea2395 no. they would be shot to death and considered most violent dog breed that should be systematically wiped out for human safety. also being bigger doesn't mean its gonna compete well agains already big dogs. its legs would still be proportionally really short and its head and body would be stumpy. it would not have as strong of a bite as other dogs in similar size due to atrophied snout and it would be more like Hyper violent bulldog with weaker bite. it would not be on the slower side in terms of running too.

[@nunocampea2395]

@@timexyemerald6290 i meant like a Wolf with the fury and temper of a chihuahua, it would a terrifying combination that, has you sayed would be shot in sight

[@Trgn]

Chihuahuas are aggresive af

[@ZebraScout]

For those unaware, this coyote was raised by him, so it’s miles more friendly than usual, please do not pet the forest puppies

[@FatJesusLive]

😳😳😂😅🤣😭🤣😭😭🤣

[@adenkyramud5005]

If not good boi, why good boi shaped?

[@Maiasaur]

​@@adenkyramud5005what i ask myself evey day 😔

[@sgtfluffy718]

Um... I befriended a pack that has been coming through for years. But yes I don't recommend. It takes work and patience

[@zawarudo8991]

Even then this guy‘s gambling with his safety, these are still wild animals that can snap at any time, domestication doesn‘t happen in a generation or two. If this was an actual wild coyote he‘d be lucky to have just lost the hand.

[@itz_liapooh]

" let me pet you... OUCH... Let me pet you .. Come here can we be friends? .. OUCHHHHH" LMFAOAOOAOA FUNNY ASF

[@S_SF_290]

3.2k likes but no replies? Let me fix that..

[@Oi_bruv_]

He looked so soft and cute

[@S_SF_290]

@@Oi_bruv_ lol fr

[@Chuck_EL]

The coyote pup is like "Bitch im relaxing and you're bothering me , walk away or get these teeth"

[@meanwolverine4573]

Coy-boy thinks a squatch is trying to drag him out and smash him! "They" don't like canines at all...

[@SoggyBoos]

“I know what y’all did to wolves. You can’t fool me” “yeah rub a little bit more over there”

[@adorableadory]

best comment haha

[@allteair3391]

The definition of being aggressively affectionate "LET ME PET YOU,LET'S BE FRIENDS "

[@youwalrus123]

I want to shake your hand!

[@sodapopcowboy8620]

*blocks exit* lemme pet!

[@wolfe773]

Another version of the guy that 'REALLY' wants to shake your hand

[@tonitigre]

The kid at the reunion that thinks everything is sweet now.

[@jameslahey9504]

​@@youwalrus123 fucker, you stole my comment😂😂

[@AJRequiem0]

"Paul, stop petting the coyote" "But it's friend-shaped!"

[@jfrazz9729]

I need to remember this line 😹

[@space2723]

friend shape is ball

[@calanmcfadden1884]

That is how we got dogs right there sir

[@The76532]

If not fren then why fren shaped?

[@susanwakley]

​@@calanmcfadden1884 Dogs came from wolves.

[@malekkhoudi926]

The Human urge to pet all things

[@rayrayRunKidRunkeys]

No the white ppl urge to pet all things

[@Z_kun11]

So wholesome, yet so dangerous (he probably has stage 9 rabies)

[@hiimmistergay4247]

​@@Z_kun11probably doesn't

[@gameringdudeguy1126]

@hiimmistergay4247 probably does

[@aidanation562]

@@hiimmistergay4247 probably not, but it was a joke.

[@Multi1967Mustang]

“Free Forest Puppy!” Good one! LMAO 🤣 😂

[@JRMagro]

This guy actually does what we all imagine doing whenever we see a wild animal 😂

[@HamishBruce-if2jw]

So true

[@dougspidermanhappy]

“You look very pretty today, deer!” 👋

[@CasualGamer2K24]

That’s his own pet. It’d be a different story trying to pet a stray coyote.

[@JRMagro]

@@CasualGamer2K24 I don't care..

[@acedemonprince3784]

Who tf is we?

[@tam8479]

"Let me pet you. Ouch! Oooouch"...and he kept doing it😂😂😂

[@Телефунтик-о8э]

Dis video is soo aladeen

[@curtisgordon7379]

ik hes like homer simpson

[@wickedchild8501]

It's just playful bites. If the coyotte wanted to hurt him he would be agonized

[@tiffanyrose3]

It's his buddy.

[@wademccormick4371]

I’d do the same 😂 issss cuuuuute

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

To anyone saying "thats a wild coyote why is he getting up close with it?" That is Weave, he has raised her from a young age and she's a part of his family along with a pittbull and a raccoon. They all get along well

[@JadeMythriil]

Thanks for the constext. This popped up on my feed randomly and I was confused as to why he was petting a random coyote.

[@davidhamilton6883]

That felt kinda obvious considering the coyote isnt trying to crucify him

[@castleanthrax1833]

Thanks. I could tell that it wasn't biting "seriously", and I assumed they knew each other. A wild animal would've sunk its teeth deep into his hand, not just nipped like that.

[@Tovek]

Cool. You could tell the Fox was comfortable around the guy.

[@eveningjaguar]

@@Tovek fox? lol

[@TCV22]

You could see the coyotes eyes thinking if he should trust him or not when he was scratching the coyotes back.

[@sofiemichaud120]

"let me pet you... ouch leet me pet you... ouch" got me dying of laughter holy cow woth a belt thanks for all the likes!!!💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

[@thlg2jr]

😂

[@marialieske728]

🤣🤣🤣!!! I guess karma really got back at him with those teeth, 🤣🤣🤣!!! You should never be near to any animal because of this ridiculous stunt this guy pulled, 🙄!! Hopefully he got scarred for life by its teeth marks, WTH was he thinking anyways, coming up to a wild animal like that?! 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Niki-xr6cw]

too funny ,love him calling the coyote a free forest puppy😂 💕

[@suzymeister]

😂😂😂 Right!

[@nervsouly]

Has something of Homer Simpson in it.

[@emperor8716]

Such a human thing to do. "Ouch! Let me pet you." 😂

[@maryorimoralesflores8541]

😭😭😭

[@Mirasól._.Official]

The stubbornness and determination in the dude 😂 Definitely the most human thing

[@dawgwiddaglasses]

Me getting mauled by a grizzly bear

[@ShellyStew]

Why are we the only species that does this 😂

[@Snowfur714]

fr

[@Snipethebambi]

Saying ouch is a great way to let animals know to be gentler

[@JS-rv3et]

or a wimper whine

[@liesel5484]

How to get rabies, 101

[@trinidad510]

Yes a wild animal understands "ouch" all you have to do to stop them from murdering you is say "ouch" and then they'll realize their error and stop immediately

[@Snipethebambi]

@@trinidad510 this is not just a wild animal though..

[@Withered_Knight]

Man yall don't know how animals work lmfao

[@TuckerGholson-nu3kq]

The confidence in the kindness of that coyote that this man has is beyond me

[@desiredsweets]

That coyote is his pet.

[@breannamacatee5878]

@@desiredsweetsIt is his pet so he can definitely trust it more but he definitely still has a lot of confidence in the coyote being nice because it still is a wild animal who still lives very similar to a wild animal and can at any point decide he is not in the mood and do major damage. Definitely wouldn’t be able to do this where I live, coyotes in most places are small compared the coyotes here. The coyotes where I am bred with the wolves and dogs in the area, we don’t have wolves anymore so they bred with them awhile ago, but that breeding cause the coyotes to be very large and much more aggressive.

[@l______e_s_s567]

​@@breannamacatee5878 Coyote means wild dog or wolf??

[@zacharyrollick6169]

They don't want you to know this, but the dogs in the forest are free.

[@David35687]

So are the ducks at the park. How do you think Peking Duck was invented. Peking isn’t full of farms.

[@timothyandrewnielsen]

I now identify as a dog in the forest.

[@heartofthunder1440]

Free to do what ever they’re instincts tells them to do.

[@TheSomethingOrOther82]

😂😂😂😂

[@flattire4243]

😮😮😮

[@ernestb4473]

You gotta be extra careful when encountering a coyote. No matter how friendly it may seem to be, it will drop an anvil or boulder on you in a heartbeat.

[@boobizzy863]

😂😂😂😂

[@cordeologist]

Good one

[@seantaggart7382]

Usually they fail though

[@Emmybee444]

That's so true thankfully this guy is petting one he raised from a pup and it gets a long with his other animals.

[@nobodyknowsforsure]

No worries, you just gotta be faster

[@ShadowDemon_4]

I can tell they are already friends. Something about how gentle and playful they're both being.

[@Landoni25]

He had already established a connection/contact. You can tell by how unafraid the coyote is.

[@calebshotsauce]

I can see it now there totally bros

[@joshhardy5646]

A real wild coyote would tear his hand off

[@highpol1ce]

No way... You are telling me that's not a full wild coyote?...

[@calebshotsauce]

@@joshhardy5646 fr

[@Turtle-vi5mt]

😂 coyote said, "Ima go dig somewhere else!" This is now one of my 10 outta 10 videos!!! Ouch, let me pet you, ouch.

[@Skabloink]

“Let me pet you” “OW” “… let me pet you” 😂

[@vendogg]

Homer Simpson

[@ClonserHalphalive]

Vaas: Have I ever told you the definition of "insanity"...?

[@ATG913]

The human condition.

[@ndsntmttr]

The united states military is using technology and manpower to protect deviant sadistic Child SAers that are misusing their access to advanced tools to spy on, harass, and forcibly SA children.This sometimes follows them into adulthood. Children that are still too young to know that what they are seeing is not normal are being exposed to disgusting deviant content that is forcibly shown to them by hacking their devices. Many victims may not even know they have been targeted by this, because the majority of the actual SA happens when they are slipped something that incapacitates them or they are asleep, the only reason they might know is because the perpetrator may leave behind physical evidence, like bruises, scratches, or bodily fluids. If a victim discovers what has happened to them these worms will misuse equipment and manpower to stalk, shame, mock, and generally try to make the lives of the people affected by this as hellish as possible both offline and online. They follow victims in person and try to intimidate or harass them. They generally use different people who act as though they aren't affiliated with each other and don't do anything they can be arrested for at the time of the harassment. They think they can shame and mock their victims into silence because some of what happens is coerced. These are depraved cowards that gather in groups to harass solitary women and children just to protect deviant SAers. They harass the victims to try to instigate a violent reaction that they can be locked up for. This is a strategy they have used for decades against enemies in different contexts, only the child SAers use it to try to get rid of victims using advanced military technology like weaponized AI

[@Mrturtlestomps]

That’s literally all that’s said in the video, are you develope mentally delayed?

[@DogDogGodFog]

I like how the coyote is more confused than angry

[@samblasco2359]

Nah it's playing, its whole body is relaxed, the bites are very soft and doesn't do any sound. It's not even annoyed because its ears are down, sign of peace and submission (no it's not a bad thing, canids just accept their role in their gerarchy), everything is saying "so you wanna play? Okay I'll show you how to play"

[@jadebear0717]

Not confused. That’s his owner

[@GreyGrimlee]

It's also the dudes pet lmao the gentleman is always posting stuff like this xD I really like the ones when he's sitting in the dark and weave comes running up out of no where lmao

[@timothywang4083]

​@@jadebear0717 too lame 🙈💆🙈🙉🙈 I meant the owner not your comment

[@rhyno514]

Do you people ever say mmmm let me check his KZbin channel and see if it belongs to him 🤔

[@SchwererGustavThe800mm]

When the hotpocket is scalding hot and you have ZERO self control 😂

[@dischord4671]

LMAO

[@classicalgas8297]

😂😂😂Underrated comment!🤣

[@t.ron314]

Omg this comment is hilarious!

[@ViperCannabis]

And instead of letting it cool, you eat it and just go "hoohooshhooshhooshpshpsh"

[@Soulplaya007]

​@@ViperCannabis😂😂

[@jackkatogh]

She's tamer than our cats 😂

[@factsoverfeelings7828]

Coyote: What's this? Affection? Disgusting! Give me more.

[@mariazedek1157]

😂😂😂😂

[@Quit1680]

Yep lol

[@ErrorOnline]

Stolen

[@factsoverfeelings7828]

@@ErrorOnline Get out of your parent's basement Karen and get a job.

[@ichbinderhund2109]

Stolen comment

[@MrThemelloman]

Bro I've never seen something be so gentle about not wanting to be touched😂

[@nc-jadesoulkitsunemv6570]

Guess I should try this approach with my uncle

[@RusskiShpion4199]

@@nc-jadesoulkitsunemv6570 💀

[@Christian-iq6dv]

@@nc-jadesoulkitsunemv6570mmm 😐

[@taylorc2542]

I'm sure it's a pet.

[@KadandEve]

Get a cat

[@anderto4]

"Let me pet you... OUCH" famous last words

[@rawswedegaming]

😒

[@Christ_warrior555]

Fr the rabbis be like:

[@RR_Zarp-Darpy]

​@The_shadow55 nH look at the coyote if he had rabies he'd be skinny

[@tcg-astral]

The coyote is actually tamed her name is Weave!

[@TheCrossed23]

Yeah, they were Steve's!

[@LofiCloud-ju4jw]

that last "look out!" got me 😂

[@stunseed4948]

thats the most innocent, american, dad voice ive heard

[@Cloud-wh6np]

Stan Smith would beg to differ.

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

Funny way to spell H O T

[@Adharcaiin]

​@@LatinaCreamQueennahhhhhhh sussy ahh

[@ShadowKona]

He reminds me of peter griffin

[@sparkthepuppeter]

Fr

[@RashaKahn]

This man was last seen trying to pet a bear in the woods.

[@Edge_Rider_7]

😂

[@alexturnbackthearmy1907]

You mean bear was seen last time in woods and now there is a bear driving a car to Starbucks to get some coffee?

[@tammymcguire4991]

You are brave lol

[@user-lb4kg9ti6k]

Finally it's here the clip you wanted. kzbin.info/www/bejne/d4HWXoydptFjgpo

[@tracykushneryk2851]

Liar

[@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770]

That Coyote was about to press charges for harassment at the end.

[@Nobody-dm2ol]

Like a kid rushing to tell the teacher 😂

[@Ayyshaddy]

😂

[@nalabatch]

Why are you touching my butt sir i try to build a home here !!

[@evelynjolliff2799]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LORDMAD98]

Sexual harassment*

[@jeremiahfox6957]

"Don't you yar me!" 😂

[@Hm-qd9lo]

The one sentence that cements mankind, "Let me pet you ... ouch!"

[@MiaEZ]

No it cements wyte fuhks

[@LoremasterYnTaris]

It really does.

[@ItsNotFameItsLikes]

That got me.

[@baldeagle6531]

@Dont_click_this_profile Okay

[@whitetigress69]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@elroyjenquist610]

"Let me pet you... ouch!!" I have this exact conversation with my cat at least once a week.

[@jj-ce8bb]

Once in a while me and one of mine has this too

[@ItsAustin18]

🤣

[@robml2587]

😅

[@ItsAustin18]

@Anon O’Mous why do some humans treat animals that way?

[@elroyjenquist610]

@Anon O’Mous Most of the time he gives little headbutts and lays across my lap purring.

[@drah9067]

That canine was so confused “I thought after the first bite it would of left me alone but it kept petting me”

[@jktech2117]

"these humans are a weird specie, so stubborn and annoying"

[@MilkMocha56]

​@@jktech2117 Add cruel to this list.Since her mom was shot and she became orphan with her sibling ,who later on died and only she survived.Then this guy adopted-ish her.i forgot name of his channel.I think some lady rescued her or smt.

[@kevinmahaley4916]

​@@MilkMocha56 coyotes are terrible for farmers, that's why they are killed

[@Realcordy]

@@MilkMocha56 that’s also for most animals lol

[@delandostayreal288]

The coyote know him won’t really biting him it’s sad if y’all don’t see that if it didn’t know hill, it would not have got that close to it at all

[@bluehero.xml24]

The most NPC “Ouch” ever. 💀

[@subs4794]

They say if you let them bite you to where it breaks the skin, you become blood siblings and best friends for the rest of your life. Which usually lasts a couple days.

[@tonyjohnson4965]

​@@DarkDomain0001ok i wont 😅

[@TheMaskMaker-zn8vr]

It's his pet

[@subs4794]

@@TheMaskMaker-zn8vr yeah... famous last words...

[@danielrivera1387]

@@subs4794 lol nah

[@KasimValov]

Неееееет, первые симптомы бешенства проявляются только спустя 30 дней, а через +- 60 дней наступает неминуемая смерть.

[@rmg480]

Dude's the literal representation of "if not frend, then why frend shaped?".

[@staceyb227]

Omg right.

[@BierBart12]

The best thing about humans is that the frend shape is always apex predator

[@olsenfernandes3634]

​@@BierBart12 Me: _Looks at pika_ Nah, not always

[@neebling]

If not want pats, why made for pats?

[@dasquid7216]

@@BierBart12 Fr💀😭

[@Misclickt]

Extroverted friend vs introverted friend

[@Demochose]

Me to a T 😂

[@polish-ecuadoriandoge4044]

Literally me

[@Hawksthemakeshifteagle]

NO I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT

[@LorraineJasmine-f7i]

I'm the introverted friend

[@solus8685]

"Don't be shy, I don't bite ☺️" "I do. 😒"

[@cletusfriend]

Bro forgot to bring along some bones in his inventory 😂😂😂

[@bgpapa4178]

"you're my friend now, we're having soft tacos later"

[@sleep_deprived_stormworker]

@@seanstevenson1668 with a lil calcium crunch

[@Kingbimmy]

What is this from, I know I recognize it but I can’t remember 😭

[@DatHoasi]

@@Kingbimmy its Catbug from Bravest Warriors

[@legionxfretensis1010]

:)

[@naraku971]

Bravest Warriors!

[@fridaybutitssaturday1362]

You are being loved, do not resist.

[@SeanMahoneyfitnessandart]

Most underrated comment here

[@USO275]

Hahahaha champion comment

[@Bojacktheman.]

*Stop Resisting!*

[@immanuellasco8123]

What Rapists tell themselves, to clear their conscience.

[@JuvenileJackie]

I say the same thing to my cat 😂

[@yomamaso100]

When this guy approaches a wild cougar "Here kitty kitty kitty"

[@kristofevarsson6903]

me

[@Burn_Angel]

I guess I was thinking about a different kind of cougar. Huh.

[@vedal1358]

pspspspsps

[@MyDemon32]

​@@Burn_Angel 💀💀💀

[@LielasLikez]

“Ps ps ps ps!”😂

[@jenny7764]

Let him move in first then pet later he busy 😂😂 such a cute lil fella

[@TS-jd9qs]

It worries me that people in the comments actually think this was a genuine wild encounter. He owns the coyote. If he didn't, he would have a stump instead of a hand

[@Catmom-gl5nt]

I had a pet coyote as a child, she was bottle fed from 3 days old and I adopted her at 5 weeks. She was indiscernible from a dog other than appearance, behavior wise she was basically an amazingly smart, rather mischievous, dog. I’d never expect a wild coyote to behave the same.

[@MakeAsylumsGre4tAgain]

Wellll it’s my first time here, the title says it is… while I had my doubts after seeing the animal not really bite him, how are we supposed to know? We don’t have coyotes where I’m from so it just looks like a dog to me

[@LadyYautjaSpacePirate]

Right!

[@TylerGriep]

I've encountered wild coyotes and never really had a hostile encounter

[@SherryBrown-l1y]

I'm really sitting here watching this like, WOW, I thought they were way more aggressive than that!" 💀 Clearly I shouldn't be allowed out of the house 🤦‍♀️😂

[@TamaMetalPuppet]

This is the same reaction I get with a cat who has lived with me for 6 years.

[@Akira_2x]

😂

[@fwarleader]

LMAO

[@Thyfunidoge]

Cats are assholes

[@Issaullah]

Why😂

[@gottaricotta]

Same omg, she's always nipping on my hands when I try to pet her 😂😂

[@Certified_Chaos]

10000 years later, "GIVE ME A TREAT I SHAT ON THE FLOOR"

[@zydynearnshaw3469]

Gold 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BiddleYT]

This made me giggle more than the video 😂

[@dionconnorimacbeth466]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zed9659]

LOL

[@mcscheck2000]

You win the Internet today....

[@murdoch3396]

They’re so cute, like dogs foxes and groundhogs rolled into one animal.

[@jeffreymcdonald8267]

Coyotes have the prettiest eyes.

[@bobbywalter5320]

Crazy eyes

[@orangehillcomics7830]

@@bobbywalter5320 Wild eyes.

[@dankelly5150]

"Let me....OUCH, pet you....OUCH, let's be friends....OUCH"

[@jakobwhaley5641]

That's why I have 3 on my wall

[@iloveeatinga5985]

​@jakobwhaley5641 frr ur a prime example a of a b*t%h lol sad that there's r3tards like u these days when back then people killed to actually eat to survive u ain't shii compared to real men boi

[@BMDowell]

Yeah that coyote is showing NO signs of aggression. This is his buddy.

[@itzyaaboyytht5550]

Jeez you really think?

[@blackBrad18]

No signs of aggression means it's got rabies, that man's hand was bit.

[@CoinManKak]

​@@blackBrad18 Rabies induces violence.

[@DoctorRickSanchez]

​@@blackBrad18 It wasn't *"bit"* ...lmao

[@Pwnners]

​@@DoctorRickSanchez I've hade real bites, still got the scars to show for it lmao

[@myragekelly4528]

He definitely knows this coyote and it knows him. Please do not attempt this at home. You may be in for a rude awakening.😂

[@MrLeiduowen]

Haha, we don't keep coyotes at home 🤣

[@RobertW-e9v]

That's putting it mildly

[@ericahartmann9726]

Hehehe! Oh, there you are again!?

[@upsidedownpyramid7617]

A coyote is likely to run away before you get close, they aren't all that dangerous unless they are rabid

[@millzroe23]

Even if that’s true wtf is wrong with this guy the coyote obviously don’t fuck with him 😂it am I wrong here

[@BeDesignfullyYou]

I went from frowning to cracking up🤣🤣🤣

[@NebulousArray]

She is saying "SIR! THIS IS A CONSTRUCTION ZONE! PLEASE STOP HARASSING ME DURING WORK HOURS!"

[@anjoliemoore1453]

LOL!😂

[@Filmy-i-shortfilmy-sso]

Frrr 😂

[@uselessaccount1useless]

its a she? how do ya know

[@Freddy-fazeballs]

​@@uselessaccount1useless other vids

[@drakelord42]

😂😂💔

[@treyquanrud3650]

Man's indomitable spirit to pet anything it finds

[@kellyhill4185]

It’s usually not man’s but us white women. Lol cause as tiktok dude says white woman ain’t scared of 💩lol 😂I know I’ll die petting something I shouldn’t lol but I’m cool with that. I saw a vid yesterday where people where throwing snacks to bears and a big bear pushed a little one away to get no snacks. The poor thing was in the corner hiding and someone threw it a snack finally. It looked to see if the big bear was looking b4 getting his little snack. I never wanted to hug anything so badly as I wanted to hug that bear 😂

[@BrokenCartridge.]

​@@kellyhill4185😐

[@benjaminthefox]

When a human encounters a new animal he asks himself two questions: Can I eat it? Can I pet it?

[@treyquanrud3650]

@@benjaminthefox if not the former, the latter shall be employed.

[@cameronlilly4814]

Depends on when lunch was or is...@@benjaminthefox

[@settemorri2398]

I love how the un-domesticated animals are cuter than domesticated ones.

[@snipertf2204]

fax like wtf god why you gotta do that

[@undergravitydownforce714]

@@snipertf2204 nah it was us this time, we started making certain dogs breed with only certain other ones and that is how the pug was made and it looks ugly and cant breath

[@The_handsomeElbow8]

Famous last words

[@calebholzheuser9389]

This animal is domesticated….

[@pride4809]

@@calebholzheuser9389 he isn’t they can’t be domesticated but yea it clearly familiar with him but you are wrong if u think wild animals can be domesticated some people keep Tigers and other big wild animals as pets but they aren’t domestic just tame

[@yateleyhypnotherapy2111]

Everyone is so nice. Having grown up around coyotes, and rabies, your thoughts were not the very first thoughts that came into my head.😮

[@floofer9954]

"No petting during my work hours" - weave

[@stellarthealiendeer]

True lol

[@Valconize]

who's weave?

[@princess_sunny]

@@Valconize the coyote

[@Valconize]

@@princess_sunny ohhh lol

[@johnfritz3741]

“You are burning my daylight human.Ever try and build a home in the dark? I didn’t think so….bite….bite…bite😂

[@menospeakwelsh]

I love how he doesn't try to actually injure you. It's just his way of saying "Fuck off!".

[@pamelawise1203]

His way of playing with its owner 😅

[@tigertoxins584]

kinda looks like it has rabies

[@queensavoldi9705]

​@tigertoxins584 being a troll must be your usual costume, cause you wear it well

[@sirbeef1714]

@@tigertoxins584 nah cuz then he’d bite a lot harder

[@seedy-TV]

It's domesticated

[@Tekape]

"can we be friends" continues to approach aggressively

[@CalebThePerson]

LET ME PET CHUUU CYOTE!! OUCH!! 😂😂😂

[@ytsn_THE_OG]

It's his Coyote lol her name is Weave

[@willgaukler8979]

...you really want your hand eaten ?

[@callumjthekillerinthemirror]

Bro that aint agressive😂

[@akaza03]

It's his pet

[@Miku_lover84]

This coyote acts like my dog when he is cray cray 😜

[@fulcrumsee5968]

That coyote definitely knows him and is tamed

[@jacobmoss6830]

Like I 100% know that, but this is still adorable.

[@rosiesadventures9789]

Yes this is "Weave"

[@ill-decide-later]

Yes obviously, but he didn't say the coyote wasn't tamed. he has multiple videos with the coyote.

[@riyadh_reprise]

did you figure that all out on your own?

[@fulcrumsee5968]

@@riyadh_reprise I'm surprised that you have the intelligence to make such a snarky comment considering your father is also your uncle

[@ionanurminen]

You can see right away that they are friends. He is nibbling his hand. Just like dogs do when they play❤

[@williamjohnson4417]

yep, canines have thicker skin than us so what might feel like a playful nibble to another dog/coyote will probably be painful to a human, but the intention of playfulness is still the same. This is why you need to teach puppies (domestic dogs) young that biting, even playful nibbles, shouldn't be part of an interaction with humans, and should be saved for dog play.

[@ionanurminen]

@@williamjohnson4417 Yes, sometimes they bite too hard but useally know to be more gentle with us. Puppys bite harder bc they dont know where the line goes.

[@Adharcaiin]

​@@williamjohnson4417too bad i didnt read this 5 years ago ;-;

[@Chron880]

this guy's whole channel revolves around his pets and his animal buddies like this coyote

[@ShadowKona]

Coyotes are timid, similar to foxes and don't go for humans who are bigger than them unless they pose harm. This guy was disturbing it but, if he came up and kicked the coyote then it would prob rip his fingers off

[@Z-Romello]

" C'mon lemme petcha. OUCH! Let's be friends. OUCH!"

[@favioaps]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TechRec-eq7wm]

Nice Lyrics 😂😂😂

[@JimmyDBlock]

😂😂😂😂 every politician lines

[@JarshMader]

😂😂

[@masscreationbroadcasts]

It's beautiful. I've been watching this for 15 minutes. Also, not the first time I see it.

[@elusivegamergirl]

lol to be honest, "let me pet you. OW!! I just wanna be friends! Let me pet you!" would totally be me in this situation too

[@exanthispinder76]

This is what it's like tryna be my friend 😂😂😂

[@sphyco]

SAME!

[@sphyco]

😂

[@adhd-he1kg]

Same

[@nichole1041]

Me too 😂

[@KSHAWK]

Humans will really just walk up to animals and say “we are friends now please do not resist” and somehow it keeps working

[@Red________]

They should really start resisting. I have a yellow rain jacket for all my cows, sheep and pupper and harnesses for me, chickens and ducks. They are ashamed.

[@moomoo-bv3ig]

Works the same way with the police 💀

[@Quinntus79]

This guy has clearly met this coyote before. Those were playful bites, and the Coyote doesn’t look threatened at all.

[@gunther13mt]

​@Quinntus79 this is a domestic one she's a cutie and he has a page all about her and how they came to be. She lives with him

[@mrparvezff5834]

It's really only white people who do these things.

[@HyperImaginative]

I think that Coyote knows him, if it was afraid or hostile it would've bit way harder.

[@heyitzdaredevil8305]

Two days later "My mouth keeps watering"

[@Manhandle730]

“But the thought of drinking water disgusts me!!”

[@fireshield2398]

Same

[@niecy825]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@shreyask6535]

oh I get it

[@discorddoge304]

​@@shreyask6535 yep, rabies

[@SpectralonWhite]

This is why you shouldn’t take shrooms by yourself in the forest.

[@TheoriginalIlleven11]

😂

[@KAIKIN]

bro one time when I was tripping in a park the doggy was friendly af. I kid you not I thought the dog was inviting me to play and I can fully understand the dog's intention. wild

[@SpectralonWhite]

@@KAIKIN it is easy to know a dog’s intentions. Like tail wagging is one sign I have a dog their not hard to understand. Wild animals are a different story.

[@drivethrupoet]

That's the only way I could have any self respect after doing this lol how stupid 😂

[@krinja]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@illumination101]

Hes like BRO STOP im trying to Coyote... Cant u see 😂😂

[@bensoncheung2801]

Five hundred and fifty fifth thumb

[@neek--s]

She's a female

[@pikabuzz1]

@@neek--s Who gives a fuck?

[@Diggz24]

​@@neek--s it's 2023 maybe the coyote identifies as male.. 😆

[@neek--s]

@@Diggz24 or maybe as a WWII Battletank

[@MrLandShark55_55]

Same energy as "You're my friend now. We're having soft tacos later."

[@SherbertHusky]

Soft taco is the white person's way of saying taco. Hardshell tacos were invented in America and are pretty much non-existent in Mexico unless you count taquitos or tacos dorado.

[@glugs3356]

Just more chaotic

[@franciscomelendeze]

What are soft tacos my dude

[@Rafael_Fuchs]

​@@franciscomelendeze like normal tacos, but not crunchy.

[@franciscomelendeze]

@@Rafael_Fuchs oh dear... i must have been eating tacos wrong all my life.😜

[@deez7829]

Humans looking for companions 14,000 years ago:

[@yungbrat1786]

haha that made me laugh lol probz so true too

[@shanezenmusic]

This is 100 times more adorable imagining this man as a fella from 14,000 years ago innocently walking up

[@notreallydavid]

Meanwhile, wolves are forming a line with their bowls outside the camp when meat's cooking on a fire.

[@ov3rjoyed]

Bro it’s 2023-

[@notreallydavid]

@@ov3rjoyed Some of us remember the old days.

[@tomb-ap]

i love how you can see that they already have a relationship. look at the body language of this animal. no tail tuck, and gentle slow bites. not an animal scared for its life. I love this!

[@TobyFloof]

Yes

[@dude_the_dave3169]

POV: children with every animal they find

[@joshuaw.6488]

Rabies!! Yup. It’s definitely rabies!

[@DeezAlbanianNutz]

He raised that pooch guys is one of his videos 😂😂😂😂

[@jonmerrell2539]

Well yeah. That's weave! He raised her from a pup.

[@Jemma-e7d]

Let me pet you ..ouchi..can we be buds little k K: nope Can we ..outch outch outch Let me pet you ..owww 🤣🤣

[@castawaysmc]

the coyote clearly knows the guy very well and is being friendly. Anyone that thinks he stumbled upon a wild coyote he hasn't befriended is wrong

[@xxxod]

If it was a wild coyote those would be real bites

[@castawaysmc]

@@xxxod yep

[@DayZ-Klips]

​@@xxxod no, if it where real. It would have dipped the moment he closed his car door. Coyotes are extremely scared of people.

[@OutrageousOnPurpose]

Yehh 3 second looking at this guy channel you see that coyote a lot

[@CobraFrank08]

Yup

[@TexasScratchMan]

For those obviously unaware, this is the mans pet coyote

[@I_hunt_lolis]

Pet in the making*

[@ardenalexa94]

The coyote is so pretty.

[@hossrendricks1716]

That’s a dog

[@brylanjohnson4541]

That's a forest puppy what are you talking about

[@Name-vf1xg]

@@I_hunt_lolis nah the coyote is his pet. He raised her from a pup.