Tiny Japanese Burger Kit! - Popin' Cookin' Review

[@brutalmoose]

Sorry for the little gap in uploads there, everyone! For those that don't know, I just went through a cross-country move so I've been a bit busy. Thanks so much for your patience, and I hope you like the video!

[@atreyabhamidi9602]

Of course, Mr. Jesus Man

[@Unknown-ws2nt]

So happy!

[@shnope8562]

brutalmoose completely understand that and I wish you luck, but do you have any plans to continue televoid it’s going on to be the longest gap in between the televoid episodes

[@swishfish8858]

...but it's the same kitchen?

[@edfreak9001]

So... was this filmed before the move? Or is your entire kitchen detachable from the house?

[@CriticalNobody]

There’s more legitimate science happening here than in the 4D experiment video

[@elgooblino]

But the flower power and step 2 :(

[@opus2998]

F L O W E R P O W E R

[@rafecolii]

There're**..... Sorry.

[@LeonSloma]

The chemistry between little Ian and that burger is undeniable.

[@merjema]

@@rafecolii what? No it's there's

[@Tibasu]

Good thing little Ian was in a jar. Otherwise he would have drowned with all the water that's on the floor

[@walrider2133]

Yeah, but he's gonna be asphyxiated anyway. Brutalmoose is not nice to Littlemoose

[@Thebestroll]

@@walrider2133 guess he is brutal

[@mastatheif9909]

Anime profile pics

[@howdypardner6278]

Drowning in Floor Cheese™

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Masta Theif yes

[@TheArtsyAxolotl]

I love the ongoing trend of Ian whisking things he should not be whisking and then having to scrape the whisk clean.

[@ZeranZeran]

didnt understand what you meant until he brought the whisk out then it had me laughing he has done this a few times

[@AAC-qd2vn]

Plop

[@DiscontinuedChannel00035]

Mine's tasting like fruit crap

[@MistressDove]

A relatable struggle

[@Tailstraw_xD]

*PLOP* ​@@AAC-qd2vn

[@PeanutButterGamer]

Plz keep making intros like this. A+

[@MissCourtesy]

Hey dad

[@BBJ201]

Papa please

[@hylianro]

PeanutButterGamer You should make these intros

[@zxrfp]

The daddy himself is here

[@gamersinacontainer]

PeanutButterGamer your videos are awesome

[@Blandco]

"Is this how I die?" I have no idea why that is so funny. It just is.

[@countchocula86]

You know of all the places I expected to see a Blandco comment, a brutalmoose video was low on the list...

[@Blandco]

"Miniature foods"? That is well within my wheelhouse.

[@hydrawith2heads912]

Same

[@calcifer6142]

its funny for me because ian just ignores it and keeps going lol

[@pushinguproses]

Little Ian is my favorite character of all time.

[@eins2001]

Which 'Little Ian'?

[@Marzimus]

eins2001 😮😝

[@RatTalisman]

Top 10 Saddest anime deaths.

[@CattoRayTube]

Big Ian has his moments too :)

[@thorstenschmubert9269]

Little Ian is best Ian

[@florianh5067]

Sometimes Ian talks like someone keeps skipping his dialogue

[@residentflamingo115]

I just noticed that he kinda talks like that

[@residentflamingo115]

Hey look its me

[@NerdMall]

@@residentflamingo115 hi

[@residentflamingo115]

@@NerdMall hi

[@jordanwait7264]

@@residentflamingo115 it's you!

[@emilyemiranda]

a friend of mine brought this kit back with her from japan maybe 6 or 7 years ago when we were in high school. our group of friends, about 8 of us, all sat together in the band room during lunch to make it. it took us a really long time (even though the original friend speaks japanese and could read the instructions) but we finally finished and ... it was easily one of the top 5 worst things i've ever eaten in my life.

[@nightcollapse]

Teamwork for the win❕❕

[@satsukilarge4826]

Then you made it wrong lol 😂

[@brief]

epic reddit meme dude

[@JMJackMcNally]

well moosey, the interweaving of the different camera angles was absolutely fantastic in this video. you've really outdone yourself with how you immersed the audience on this one. thank you for food reviewing your way into my life.

[@JoDaEpicGuy]

Hey what's up dude i didn't know you watched Brutalmoose

[@JMJackMcNally]

hey what's up my guy i didn't know you were _this_ epic

[@Yoshirama]

JM Jack McNali All of his videos are like this, and they're all amazing.

[@stephenjones6060]

is that a JoJo part 7 reference?

[@michaelboyars7534]

I wanted to scream " Dip the tiny measuring cup in the water glass."

[@an-insane-llama]

Or use the sink faucet/bottle of water

[@asshalysilva405]

Omg right

[@antibioteka]

You're so right with this. Eyehurting

[@MarleySkunk]

Haha i thought too... it was hard to watch :D

[@willsofer3679]

Ian doesn’t play by the rules! Including the laws of physics, apparently.

[@msia7201]

In the background, the sign says, "Don't read this!" Near the end, it says, "Stop reading this!" I don't gotta listen to you, sign

[@systemgroove3406]

*_"This sign can't stop me because I can't read!"_*

[@TrollHiddenCave]

I can relate I just totally pause this video for 24 hours straight while staring at that sign and continuously reading it over and over again

[@iwinrar5207]

@@TrollHiddenCave totally

[@residentflamingo115]

@@TrollHiddenCave you are not okay

[@theweirdo7571]

Noticed it when I read this comment.

[@Hawkray]

*opens vid "Hi I'm little Ian!" *likes vid

[@alexandria3027]

I literally was about to say the same thing!

[@toxicgrandfather2576]

True,true...

[@acea.p463]

This is all we needed and could ever ask for

[@aracelychavez9025]

Little ian gets trapped in jar unlike

[@pangpang627]

Subcribe bitchhhhhh

[@babybear6111]

try the sushi kit or the bento box kit! those actually are sweet and taste like candy, not the food it resembles, and are complex enough to be fun to make. would love to see more popin cookin videos cuz i love making these myself!

[@ryantran9241]

emily I like the taste of the sushi but the texture and consistency is horrible

[@babybear6111]

Illuminerti Confirmed you have to get it just right... sometimes i add too much water and the jelly candies are like.. slimy and watery... i LOVE the rice though. although ian may not like the rice since it’s grape flavored :P

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

Also there are English translations for the instructions online.

[@handlesarestupid154]

Brutal foods is lowkey the best series on youtube

[@rococomacaron4754]

I think you mean high key

[@dothesick]

Yeah you misspelled highkey there

[@BizarreBazaarBW]

You Gay Bro?

[@Hdoggy447]

Gay Bowser I think you mean is the best

[@dannychampagne2930]

this comment was pre-brain tumor removal

[@UhDuhMass]

What if the warning labels just read, "for display purposes only"

[@pooflakes19]

Interesting.

[@TrollHiddenCave]

They probably read this is all not food you shouldn't eat this what are you doing

[@butisitreallyjustjj]

even satan is afraid

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

@@TrollHiddenCave Nah... if that was true, then the fry mix wouldn’t smell like potatoes, for example. They know full well that kids will eat anything that looks like food as well, and this product is clearly marketed to then.

[@TheRockLobsterMafia]

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 yeah mane it was a joke

[@fengwang7185]

I wonder what would happen if you mixed all the powders and added water.

[@kylefreeburg9353]

Take a burger, put a bunch of fries on it, and dip it in coke.

[@WakoDoodle]

@@kylefreeburg9353 Sounds like the taste of McDonald's! :)

[@stproducciones9140]

Cronenberg Monster of food

[@Sean_Bird]

Sounds like pain. With a side of agony.

[@0SC2]

Kyle Free burg Ultimate burger.

[@ShynxFX]

"Whats that square-shaped thing on your burger?" "It's paper."

[@warpath6666]

Bah !!! It's imitation paper 😄😄😄😄

[@dingdongbells3314]

I READ IT. I READ IT. LOOK AT ME I'M SUCH A REBEL- *Ends up stuck in a mason jar to suffocate forever*

[@LunarAscending]

i love that stabbing bit where it shows him just stabbing the air. its always funny to imagine the raw footage with no edits so getting to see it is always a treat XD

[@ll-kj7uc]

'COKE POWDER'

[@user-DullardBones]

(but not the kind you're thinking of)

[@isakts8576]

MmmmMMM I likee de Coke powder

[@breadbread2574]

(snorting noise)

[@kyecrombie2593]

(Cops knock on door)

[@lam3493]

FBI OPEN UP

[@MJJ1390]

I want a Little Ian of my own. I'll feed him and clean up after him and take him on walks and hope the cat doesn't eat him.

[@kyoyameganebereznoff]

Brutalfoods does Popin’ Cookin’? This is like a dream come true.

[@loganiushere]

"I may be small, but thanks to the laws of thermodynamics, I've got a BIG appetite!" "because if I eat any less then every few hours i'll *starve to death* "

[@acea.p463]

Question: So, what do you think about the burger? Appropriate Responses: It smells meat. Them's the ketchup! Burger looks burger.

[@tessbolick6605]

Burger looks ketchup!

[@CrypticStiles]

*Meating intensifies*

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

*THE FRIES ARE VERY POTATO-EY!*

[@gary4130]

Savory and bad.

[@leongkinwai9709]

Smells like beef jerky!

[@Tibasu]

I wonder how much GBs Ian's sound effects folder is

[@MrSkerpentine]

He probably had to buy an entirely separate hard drive to hold them all

[@oneblacksun]

Since he makes videos, he should have a quite big hard drive, at least 4-5tb. So, I'm guessing over 100gb, just for sound effects.

[@Gannoh]

@@oneblacksun dude that's like 1,500 hours of SFX

[@Templarfreak]

You can actually make a 1-time purchase of all the BBC's sound effects and they even send it to you in its own 1TB Hard Drive. It's something like 25,000 sound effects I think. :D

[@Darcnova1]

I was gonna say a TB's worth, so...guess my joke is actually a thing :P

[@CRANTIME]

Please make Little Ian a recurring character

[@TommyTom21]

He died

[@TommyTom21]

Nevermind hes a sellout.

[@Jenner_IIC]

Nah, tiny Ian will starve to death before next episode

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

It's little Ian

[@EarthboundX]

I don't think he put airholes in that jar for Little Ian....

[@zacwilson8126]

“U can’t have fake powdered cheese” Me: Ever heard of kraft

[@code-fade255]

Zac Wilson this comment was to good to go unnoticed

[@3DJapan]

Yes. And?

[@iheartericcartman]

isnt all cheese fake-

[@Alienkiwi730]

sparkle yeet. If the cheese is orange and comes in plastic packets, yes

[@Xan1011]

@@Alienkiwi730 The original cheddar was orange, but that had to do with the cows diet

[@automatoncreature]

Every KZbinr needs to take a note from you on how to do advertisements, funny and engaging. Little Ian really worked those clothes! Please tell me that he will be in more videos. Another brilliant and funny video!

[@reactionboyguy]

Yes! way better than just saying "I like this, I use it for its intended uses, use my code to get a discount"

[@erictaylor2183]

Man you coulda dipped that little water measurer in the water instead of spilling it everywhere

[@masoncooper8830]

But that's not fun.

[@WickedPhase]

Lmao thats exactly what i was thinking

[@SolarFlare824]

you took the words right out of my mouth

[@thecosmicradiation]

I honestly did not consider that until reading this comment

[@stpstudios]

Or a normal cup, fuck those curved ones!

[@Scorne9000]

brutalmoose has some of the most entertaining editing on KZbin

[@hallucinacaust7898]

Definitely

[@lonelyshrimpart]

I love getting a Gordon Ramsey masterclass ad in the middle of this 😂

[@TheZombieCurryKid]

Do you do all the editing yourself?

[@brutalmoose]

Yes I do!

[@13Maur]

You really deserve everything, Ian 😍

[@comefindyou2465]

@@brutalmoose mad props, has to be my favorite editing on KZbin.

[@KeWDu]

Can I buy you the world? You, and EmpLemon have such high production quality and I adore it.

[@DeerBonesBaby]

Your editing style is so perfect I love it

[@jeremy_terror]

How come you didn't just dunk the cup into the glass of water?

[@Annika9517]

I kept thinking the same!!

[@FoxTail109]

I actually came into the comments to see if anybody else thought the same.

[@Andrew-nq2dt]

The joke Your head

[@FoxTail109]

@@Andrew-nq2dt we know its a joke, we are just saying the thing that would make sense to do

[@mileator]

It was definitely giving me anxiety watching him spill all that water on the floor

[@ENTR0PY]

That intro slayed me. "Is this how I die?"

[@subducks5521]

No pun intended

[@AGC915]

Coom jar

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

It slayed him too

[@Dreigonix]

**Josh Groban - Dust And Ashes intensifies**

[@righteyeblue]

Moose, I just wanna thank you for making such relaxing content; I love to put your videos on while I clean, when I fall asleep, or at this time, while I'm doing homework and working through finals. These videos actually keep me quite calm and focused, so I just wanna express how thankful I am for your content :)

[@Papupi2pi]

"you could probably get someone to drink a whole bottle of this and they wouldn't care" H I G H P R A I S E

[@rebeccaread6733]

Next time someone asks how they smell, I will do my best to say, "A little potato-y. Not a lot potato-y."

[@cginclude]

Did you ever do this? Lmao

[@rainbowdroidman]

People ask you how they smell?

[@skibididopyesdop]

RainbowDroidMan *sniff*

[@Grumplebumple]

@@skibididopyesdop do they smell a little potato-y?

[@skibididopyesdop]

Lin C. yesh

[@NerdySatyr]

Oh my god, "Build it yourself" Japanese DIY Candy kits are legit some of the most interesting things ever! Please do an episode on lots of these!

[@JedCajandab]

I love how his hat says "mr good lookin' is cookin'

[@FoxMcovitch]

ayy can we get the green screens of that intro segment? asking for friend.

[@baggothree]

Idk if Ian spilling the water every time was a bit but it was the funniest shit I've ever seen. Why not just dunk the whole triangle in the water?

[@ManyMonstersMedia]

that's what i was thinking!! lol smh

[@dancingsun2]

Exactly 😂😭

[@mlplvrrr]

hey there ian, maybe you should have just dipped the water measuring device into your cup my guy!

[@justdude45]

bea I was thinking the same thing. Spilling water is the worst!

[@AiAiTheMonkey]

When emmymadeinjapan did this, it was like picture perfect and she had no struggle. Despite that, I find the fact you legitimately tried pretty endearing, even if the cheese came out looking like an amoeba.

[@sinisterisrandom8537]

Being able to Speak or translate Japanese makes it easier to tolled follow the instructions.

[@JoanieTristine]

@@sinisterisrandom8537 Emmy doesn’t actually speak Japanese. She made her channel when she was stationed in Japan while her husband was in the military. I think I’m the video she even says she doesn’t know Japanese when she did the poppin cookin kits. :)

[@willowbranch5329]

"Just smells like powder" *Powder that doesn't smell like powder but makes you say "Just smells like powder"*

[@ryanoat]

Hmm

[@Heroshii15]

Brutal Foods: The only cooking show that will make you lose your appetite.

[@OdaSwifteye]

I don't know. I never found epic meal time to be appetizing.

[@Boooo]

Nah I was eating while watching and the video made it better.

[@cottodotto]

*Come on and slam and welcome to Japan*

[@TrollHiddenCave]

Wow I learned so much I had no idea that Japanese people speak Japanese thank you for this insightful information

[@RAZ0RL0PEE]

Dude no they speak japish

[@olderalt.4066]

Wrong

[@MaxW-er1hm]

They also live in Japan, fun fact!

[@keard558]

I come here for all my needed Japan facts

[@chillyvinyl5254]

I may be small but I have a B I G A P P E T I T E

[@twinkiestorrstoenailclippi2122]

Nobody like his comment, keeps this gem where its at

[@ItsVindicated]

B I G A P P E T I T E

[@P_araps]

And today, I'm checking out the Brutalfoods kitchen where chef Ian is cooking up something real tasty.

[@chizbreds1717]

Ｂｉｇ　ａｐｐｅｔｉｔｅ

[@twinkiestar88]

My too

[@thegameres816]

Hey kids! Do you want some powder? I got burger powder, beard powder, coke powder, ketchup powder, fry powder and paper powder. Pick your posion.

[@ernestb556]

Thegameres mmmmmmmmmmm beard powder

[@thegameres816]

Ernest B (hands a baggy of cocaine.) have fun kid!

[@Yoshirama]

Thegameres Beard powder sounds like facial crabs.

[@hentosama]

do you have powder powder?

[@thegameres816]

Oscar Velazquez ... I am unsure I'll have to check my stock.

[@EpicFichti]

Just wanna say that, even though I've been subbed to you for years now, I never enjoyed your content as much as I do now. You were still exclusively doing video game reviews back then (i think either Tony Hawk Ride or Prison Tycoon 3 was the first video I saw from you), and while I always liked your videos and thoroughly enjoyed your sense of humor, I absolutely love your content nowadays, I cook a lot so seeing you try your best at making stuff from obscure recipes, reviewing comfort foods or even combining both to create some monstrosities in the process (sausage in a twinkie wtf) is just absolutely wonderful. Maybe you don't always know what you're doing ("How do I hardboil an egg?") but that just makes it even more charming, because cooking is a journey and seeing people enjoying it as much as you appear to do really does make one appreciate the art a lot more. I also haven't even touched on your Televoid series, which ignited a love in black-and-white TV I didn't even know I had. Also your editing is just fantastic and really brings a lot of rewatchability, because I notice something new in the background everytime. So long story short, whether you are cooking stuff, eating stuff, watching TV with us or talk about dumb movie, I love every second of it and you've become one of my "must watch" channels.

[@ohmygahdbilly]

*back in my day we had baby Ian talking about Modern warfare or something*

[@troymacdonald6197]

Couldn't have said it any better, I always get so excited to watch one of Ian's new videos when I get a notification and he could literally try anything and I'd love it

[@marcheese69]

I got one of the donuts one, payed 6 bucks, took 2 hours, tasted like shit lmao

[@vsusanmoon]

Tasted like play doh 😣

[@bandai5925]

Never by them in America 👁👁

[@bandai5925]

Its gonna taste like that lel

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

Where they japanese or american ones? From what ive. heard, The american ones are worse

[@Ryder-bj6fi]

how does it take 2 hours? I can do them in like 30 minutes. The donuts are shit which I can agree on, theres some good kits like the ramen and gummies.

[@jacobdominguez7808]

The comment section has spoken. Little Ian is the best character ever.

[@beesnuts]

Jacob Dominguez "He's the sweet one!" Is all I can think of lol

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

I have this undying need to protect him from the evils of the world.

[@MrAl360]

You see KZbin? This is how in video ads should be: hilarious and feels good. Not video stopping and LOUD!

[@alexandramaun7366]

Tell that to musica..tiktok ads

[@pikminman13]

I think Tear of Grace does it best with his Crunchyroll ads, but this was definitely good.

[@nipvominc]

You could have just dipped the little water scooper in the water cup and get the right amount, omg Ian what are you actually doing.

[@blackanimecat2]

Actual Poupka we been knew Ian don't know what he doin.

[@controlfreak494]

YESSS IT KILLED ME EVERYTIME

[@eaatmyshorts]

LMAO watching him do everything in the most inefficient ways possible is the best part of these videos

[@nyco2631]

Woah, woah. Ian is a professional. Don't question his techniques. 😂

[@ZipplyZane]

He was probably doing it on purpose. I mean, he kept showing the water spilling as a feature.

[@rocketvulpex2210]

I love where the KZbin algorithm is taking me. This is the quality content I want to see

[@helencashwes]

Ian is everything I've ever wanted to be -good hair -funny -gay -ketchup powder

[@gurvmlk]

Ketchup powder definitely being the most important, of course.

[@Yoshirama]

Ian's gay?

[@quackmasterson5128]

I strive to be ketchup powder as well

[@nekrobun2782]

yeah, he is a very happy fellow

[@CIA871]

Ok I'm confused did he confirm he is gay or what.

[@threehotdogs]

i don't know why, but your cooking show is just... not boring

[@wonderorsupergirl]

I think it's the good editing

[@barnabybell]

It’s because he is so silly

[@solierafromtheultrareconsquad]

" Savory and bad " is how I am going to describe myself from now on.

[@c0baltblue]

"we can just put in real ketchup in here right sir?" "NO we make them MAKE IT!"

[@allabtlauren]

him: We’re just gonna wing it. me: *this finna be nasty*

[@ShadeTheBade]

Petition to save Little Ian.

[@helencashwes]

Co signed

[@richjerald152]

Please spare him!

[@Tukaro]

1 like = 1 air hole

[@E3kHatena]

I thought this would have been like a candy not unlike the Burger-kun that Vinny put together. Seeing it try to be an actual burger was... surreal to watch. And then Ian breaks out the tiny whisk and bowls. It's amazing how he can make cooking into a chaotic, bewildering experience. Also, doesn't Ian have measuring cups or some other vessel to easily pour water? That was mildly upsetting me each time he spilled from the cup.

[@Iinneus]

I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING I'm like "ok so we're gettin' like a candy thing-- how many is ian gonna make? this video is thirty minutes" But then I see microwave steps and he mentions the fries smell like potato... Crazy.

[@theleeryone]

That's the worst part! He does have a liquid measuring cup! He got it for a previous episode after getting yelled at for not having one.

[@BigT.Larrity]

Yeah but.. he already filled the glass. You expect him to stand up, turn 90 degrees and grab a more convenient vessel? You ask too much of this lanky malnourished man.

[@queeniethequeenbee3701]

Tiny Ian gonna drown.

[@tristallyn]

realize that ian put on an entirely different shirt just to be little ian dedication

[@brokenwave6125]

Also he shrunk himself

[@marrowyoutube]

@@brokenwave6125 dedication

[@freshdarkdreams4810]

And he allowed himself to suffocate in a jar for the sake of content

[@steveen8489]

Little Ian for Smash

[@crunchykandi]

Steve En final smash, *J A R*

[@wolfmartinez2083]

He'll be to overpowered

[@stephanniedanner7697]

if that happens then we need a small version of every character because Y E S

[@Wnoynxx]

@@xXdawgXx You explained the joke. Booooooo. I edited it because of autocorrect messing up.

[@xXdawgXx]

@@Wnoynxx sorry ill delete it

[@CJolieTV]

You're more scared of powdered cheese than powdered MEAT?

[@maggiee639]

Yea I’m pretty sure you theoretically powder cheese

[@MooSaidChicken]

I died when you pulled the whisk out. The effort you put into these videos really shows in the quality.

[@me4tgr1ndr]

Attempted effort*

[@threadinfinite7070]

You cannot fathom the amount fear that was instilled in me at 0:20.....THE JAR.

[@noraunhappy]

I mean you did pretty well considering you couldn't read the instructions. These kind of kits are so common and so popular in Japan. In fact there's a lot of Japanese candy in general that requires crazy amounts of work. There's this candy called Neri Ame, where it's basically this incredibly sticky melted sugar like substance, and you knead it between two chopsticks until the color changes and it becomes less transparent. It takes so much effort because it's so thick and sticky, but it's super sweet and tasty. Also it'll make a mess. Maybe you could try it some time?

[@lyssako]

Person who can actually read Japanese here! As it turns out, there's actually full English instructions available but I gotta say you did a pretty good job interpreting from the pictures alone. I couldn't find any data on what it's actually made of, but according to the allergen information on the website it contains egg, milk, pork, chicken, wheat, and soy. It specifically specifies beef is not! That said, it also says on the packaging "tastes just like the real thing!" so... you weren't quite on the nose at the end there. But neither were they so it balances out I guess?

[@YasugoLiehu]

Ryuu Kitsune Just as a total tangent; I would never want to be the one who has to type all of the instructions for this. Typing 漢字 is a pain as it is, I don't want to type all of that 読み仮名。

[@mkw3980]

@@YasugoLiehu I will never understand why weebs feel as if they need to show the world that they know Japanese. You literally typed out 2 phrases which are lengthy to type on a Japanese keyboard, while saying you do not like to do it. Why even comment if it's that much trouble? "Just as a total tangent"; which job will you get with your Japanese skills? Do you know how hard it is for a foreigner to get work in Japan? Christ. You guys want to know so much about Japan, but you only get into the cultural aspects of it. That is exactly why you weebs remain in the metaphorical basement of your mom's house.

[@mkw3980]

@Jupiter Javelin Don't get me wrong, buddy. I am definitely one who enjoys a lot of Japanese content. I love anime and Japanese games. It is the culture behind the whole thing which fucking kills me.

[@mkw3980]

@Jupiter Javelin Thought I would add this, since it is on topic: when I was like 10, the rumors for Kingdom Hearts 2 were coming in full-force. All pics coming to the US from Japan were, predictably, subtitled in Japanese. I thought to myself "i need to learn Japanese, so i can read this stuff in the future and know exactly what I'm seeing." Luckily, I became somewhat smart in my late teens and realized: learning Japanese does almost nothing for Americans. If one wants to learn a language in America (or Europe, for that matter) and have a step up, learn Spanish. You'll always have a use for it. Japanese? You'll have a use for it as a hobby. Totally useless, and totally stupid for people to even try impressing others in using it. It's all self-glorification and it is VERY ridiculous.

[@YasugoLiehu]

Slayed Sausage うん、うん、その通りだね。天才じゃねぇ? あんたの母が得意げでしょうね。俺が低いヰーブだけだ。あぁなんと悲しい。

[@soltandvinegar]

“Ya don’t want lumpy buns” Wiser words have never been spoken.

[@mostly_cat_hair]

I can't stop reading the "Don't Read This!" sign. I think I'm stuck pls help it's a trap.

[@prairiete]

C'mon ! You can do it ! I could !

[@mostly_cat_hair]

20:55 iAn i CaN't

[@garfoofian8507]

its how you get in the telivoid

[@WeavileGuy]

stop reading it

[@ungreebledbouba]

Honestly, this is probably one of the only times I’ve seen a KZbinr do a Japanese candy kit the right way 😂 they’re more about the process of making them rather than the taste

[@fancypretzel2610]

I've been waiting for a new Brutalmoose video for too long...just keep taking your time on them and making these quality videos.

[@crashtiansClips]

Ian : "How do I put ketchup on a hamburger?" Me : "Ugh I love him so much"

[@7ylerD]

I do love me some Bread Powder.

[@Tgr2k1]

Powdered Toast Man approves.

[@bizkit4lyfe]

Paper powder better

[@eavn9684]

Nah coke powder is the best

[@calumsanderson6741]

Incidentally, "savoury and bad" is how I imagine it smells in an abattoir.

[@eightmillionmaddies]

Thank you for introducing me to the word “abattoir” and compelling me to look up what it means. You learn something new every day

[@sunumaudio]

​@eightmillionmaddies I did not particularly expect what I found when I looked that up.

[@andymcp4752]

I was laughing within the first 5 seconds, Ian's on his own level

[@the-og-cerealkiller]

The patty legit looks like something i'd give to my cat as a treat And then she plays with it and never eats .___.

[@Dang_Ol_Username]

These vids don't appear often, but they're worth the wait.

[@Gmrabin]

I keep reading your "Don't Read This" sign.

[@cortfoster1543]

It changes to "stop reading this" partway through the video. Well played Ian

[@little0rphan431]

Rebel

[@joofnb5040]

That's how they get you

[@ObviusRetard]

Stop! You have violated the law!

[@lilph9644]

r/madlads

[@Part_Time_Fox]

HEY that sign in the back is changing! It went from *DON'T READ ME* to *STOP READING THIS*

[@SheepUndefined]

Because it noticed you were reading it.

[@hallucinacaust7898]

Why did you not listen to it

[@foxypotato3094]

I thought you were a protaytoefessional

[@RaposaCadela]

Now ain't that genius?? Man, Ian ruuuules!

[@virtualboy89]

2:41 the editing just becomes surreal at a certain point

[@MCDreng]

I think one of my favorite Ian edits is in the Texas desserts video when he moves the Ian cam around to show the preview screen of the main camera, and then edits the main camera video back on top of the camera and zooms into it.

[@MoonNerdy]

Ok, beside this great episode of brutalfoods, can we talk about Ian’s great hair??!because damnnn (But really, great episode Ian! I love making these kits, and watching you tackle them was thoroughly enjoyable!)

[@jackwilson5050]

I failed you Ian. I read your sign.

[@monarch_blue]

“Is this how I die?” Literally me anytime I get in trouble tbh.

[@jackkreacherr9339]

Imagine all the sadness and pain this product has brought to unsuspecting children over the years.

[@SUScorporation]

that dont read this sign is officially the canonical villain of this series because of how annoying it is alone

[@hentosama]

it changes to "stop reading this" by 21:03

[@CrazedsHideout]

The Popin' Cookin' stuff isn't supposed to taste like what it looks like. It's usually candy-flavored. I dunno what the hamburger one is, but the ramen one is soda and the sushi is like... generic gummy nonsense. They're all awful tasting, though. 99% of the joy is just the cooking (ramen and sushi both have weird food magic, which is why I even remember doing them). The other 1% comes from the potential of tricking other people into eating them instead of you.

[@evilbob9970]

Generic Gummy Nonsense is my new band name

[@SatoshiKong]

Sad potato I can dig that, but only if you make your full name iSad Potato & the Generic Gunny Nonsense. *Coming soon to a Walmart bargain bin near you.*

[@OtterKing133]

My ferret liked this with her nose, way to earn it 👍

[@BIGGIANTSGUY]

r/thathappened

[@zunshinegirl]

@@BIGGIANTSGUY stfu

[@thestove5767]

@@zunshinegirl ummm..... No U

[@zunshinegirl]

@@thestove5767 f

[@robbie710]

@@BIGGIANTSGUY r/ihavereddit

[@NickSquaredTV]

THE "DIG SHOVEL" QUOTE AT 2:35 IS FROM THE POLAR EXPRESS VIDEO GAME FROM FOREVER AGO I CAN'T BELIEVE KNOWLEDGE OF THAT GAME HAS COME IN HANDY

[@metaluzaki1534]

Thanks for supplying my mother and I with another great Brutal Foods. My mom wanted to let you know that she thought the editing in this video was your best work by far. She had a blast with this video. My mom and I, can't wait till your next one.

[@kingtom]

You're a little late, Ian. I ate Safeway pasta Tuesday night. Where were you?!

[@nsalegit9482]

the cloning process proved difficult for little Ian

[@xpert_domination198]

Albertsons counts lol

[@eins2001]

He's little and he's late!

[@butterkuchenmafia5152]

Your cooking vids are one of the funniest things on youtube. The editing is so hilarious. Keep up the good work

[@endlesswanderer1753]

I've been working my way through the Brutalfoods playlist again. I absolutely love that two videos ago, some dude passive aggressively bought you a measuring cup for liquids, and you completely disregarded it and used some glass that just spilled everywhere the entire time. I wonder if that guy survived this video.

[@elviswjr]

Today I learned that Japanese words come from Japan. Thank you brutalmoose!

[@babbybobabs8701]

"grapes themselves are amazing, grape flavored things are probably the worst" THANK YOU I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOREVER

[@TheChefBoo]

Same.

[@somerandomidiot8050]

Ya got it mixed up

[@faristurjman2134]

For me its the same case but with bananas

[@me4tgr1ndr]

Revolutionary.

[@cloudsunicorns194]

I dont like grapes at all.

[@solitarychap]

wow I didn't know Big Cook Little Cook was getting a reboot

[@olivial3804]

I had a pretty big mental breakdown and then I watched this and I feel at least 86% better (I was also petting my dog so that is a factor that I did not scientifically account for). Very amazing content. Makes me much happier and calmer and less bad feeling

[@v.m.9198]

this kit needs to be an ingredient on chopped or cutthroat kitchen

[@willsofer3679]

Watch them all fail? I’d dig it.