Gary Vaynerchuk's Newest TikTok Nightmare

[@chucksneed4479]

Gary V acts like everything he says is a hot take.

[@laserblaster]

him and russ need to stop hangin out

[@BennettPalmer]

accurate

[@kaniphish]

Actually big brain move. He rips his arms and legs off but then he turns back to 25 years when he HAD arms. Stonks.

[@hamidbouchikhi6596]

Buy eet!

[@JCoffTopic]

Stonks

[@laptv2144]

I like that, it’s a nice reward for that kind of sacrifice of pain

[@albinhelen514]

Is it like a loop?

[@taurxevc1725]

Sell the arms and legs

[@eep3]

gary looks like he’s about to rob kevin mccalister’s house with that beanie

[@ishanshah6912]

that is the funniest shit I've read all week 😂😂😂

[@AnnieHeinze]

this is the exact thought i had when i saw him oml

[@generalkenobidaily4642]

We should get Gary V on the show, but just let him ramble while Cody and Noel just agree with everything he says

[@starylize]

i need this to happen

[@37thousand]

You make a good point there, Gare Bear.

[@willwalker2143]

Your prediction literally happened lol

[@TheElusiveReality]

I can't believe you manifested this

[@Hannah-um7fr]

I blame you lmao

[@abhijitbharadwaj5369]

Gary Vee bits just keep getting better and better holy shit lmao

[@PatrickHerberts]

Me: I'm thinking of adopting a kid next year. My dad was adopted so I've always wanted to. Gary: I want you to imagine your Dad lived in an orphanage in Soviet Russia and if he didn't get adopted by 18 he had to work in a gulag for the rest of his life. Your Dad is 17 1/2 years old. Everyone else is under 10. How many cute defenseless orphans would your Dad suffocate with a pillow to be adopted do you think?

[@thaddeusvidler1946]

this shit had me dead

[@starylize]

i wouldn’t put this past gary to actually say lol

[@karenamyx2205]

I mean.. the answer can only be 0 or all 10 right?? Itd be kinda fucked up to smother 3 or 4, then lose heart, just head to the gulag anyways.

[@Pung_Fungler]

7:18 to 7:23 is the realest shit Noel has ever said

[@damiank5976]

Facts

[@Viridian_Moonie]

It was truly inspiring

[@Progresss]

I was in the middle of an incline bench set when you played the "I'd rip both my arms and legs off to be 25 again" part and laughed so hard I almost dropped the weight on my throat lmao

[@mr.sandman7339]

At least you didn't get tickled

[@onyx9857]

Perspective!

[@MadJack122]

Cool story bro

[@das_it_mane]

If you dropped that shit on both your arms and legs, you could've been 25 again

[@phillyredsox]

Gary V has been hanging out with Russ.

[@schrags16]

he is like the nerd version of russ that’s so accurate

[@josesoto3594]

Best part is that it's true they're friends lol

[@imcher6301]

Lmao😭

[@FiresAndFoxes]

This is great

[@lukas_432hz]

They have a video together answering peoples phone calls, I’d literally pay to watch Cody and Noel watch the whole thing 😂

[@thehombreman]

Gary V sounds like a perfect victim for a Jigsaw trap lmao

[@foxyroxyism]

Screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sigmundsigma6888]

I don’t get it

[@mariyaakigawa8351]

@@sigmundsigma6888 There's one of the games in Saw (I think part 6) where people need to cut their limbs out in able to stay alive.

[@rdear]

That dude is crazy successful, wealthy and has a whole family. He said he’d give up EVERYTHING just to play the game again. I know he’s being hyperbolic, but saying something like that screams “I’m not happy with my life.”

[@davidfosford]

You know he can redo it again, he never said he wouldnt narry his wife and have his kids again

[@OhhSlash]

i think his point is that he enjoyed the hustle so much that he would do anything to be able to live it again and fix the mistakes hes made in the past

[@nived3650]

His history is he worked for his parents company and helped build it till he was in his early/mid 30’s and apparently took “nothing” from it. His whole thing is time is the most valuable resource cause it’s one of the only things that can’t be bought. And that’s true in a way. So to him having more time is more valuable than anything else. I’m not a fan of Gary but I do agree with what he is saying even if it’s hyperbolic.

[@rdear]

@Nived I used to be a big fan, and I know his background. I think how he took his family’s business to the next level is admirable. That being said, having more time would be a worthy wish if you think he’d spend it with his family. But he said he’d give everything up, including his family, to go back and play the game, he already won, again.

[@davidfosford]

@@rdear he can re marry his wife you know, he never said he wouldnt redo certain things.

[@rwt5069]

"are you still watching Netflix?" meanwhile: 2:30

[@tyculley5351]

🤣🤣

[@hopium7]

meanwhile: 9:01

[@sologal24]

LMAO

[@elcringe3030]

I feel like garry v answers every question with the shit that he thought about while laying in bed at 3 in the morning the night before

[@JonKinchIsLegit]

Best part of this podcast is how after a joke they have like 5 minutes of residual jokes/laughter that slowly dies then make a new joke and it ramps back up .

[@Outthebots]

"You ever think about your grandma's last words?" Chill out Gary WTF!

[@naimascharl8128]

Cody’s hair looks luscious and stunning.

[@damienspencer2088]

Yes!

[@wowbobwow-j9n]

Yessir my boy past the awkward phase

[@kalyguti24]

I need him to see the tiktok of an ear of corn being compared to him it was so weirdly accurate

[@captainsalamander946]

I want them to meet him so bad

[@TheZombifiedGuy]

I really wanted him to shift gears, like... "Actually, I'd rip *your* arms and legs off to be 25 again." The guy laughs nervously, but then he sees the look in Gary's eyes and starts slowly backing away. "Just have to change your relationship wid'it. Your limbs' relation to your body." The person filming also starts backing up. "That relationship is over." And then they scramble out of the studio as he screams "COME HERE! GIMME YOUR ARMS AND LEGS! I WANNA FEEL ALIVE AGAIN!!!"

[@wallybloc1415]

Road Trip with Gary: “Hey man, I know I’m driving and your chillin wit it and all, but do you want to be 25 real quick?” “Gary man, please, please man.”

[@josesoto3594]

Lmaoooo

[@christiancarignan1464]

This is literally the best I have ever seen Cody's hair. What a hunk, I gotta grow my hair out now

[@vitoriamoni7792]

Right? If this fool cuts his hair back to what it was imma be personally offended

[@zukoHD]

@@vitoriamoni7792 i used to have really long hair. you gotta be prepared to take really good care of it if you want it to look nice. its a daily job. its adds alot of time to the schedule, but if you commit to it it can result in a great new look. after 3 years of long hair i decided a half year ago to just buzz it weekly with a 1.5 its different, but im told its better, cleaner and more professional looking. i dont really know about all that, maybe its just different from an outside perspective, but i do feel much more comfortable now. no more nasty sweaty hair when working out. no more hot or itchy scalp when sleeping. drying my hair doesnt take 2+ hours (i dont like blow dryers. they damage hair) its not in my fucking face when im trying to do shit. (even when you tie it up you will get stray hairs that stick out, especially with curly hair like mine.) only things i really lost was 1 hair 2 girls saying oh wow you have amazing hair 3 a rag that mops up all the sweat so not as much goes in my face when im working out. (i just wear a sweat band tho.) good luck with yalls journey to lookin like yoga dudes. jk

[@vitoriamoni7792]

@@zukoHD you right tho, I’m not a dude but I’ve been cutting my hair short for 15 years, i got no patience for long hair, but man I hope Cody does, cause It’s a LOOK

[@michaelscott5533]

"Every day you have to wake up and just jizz out content."

[@vibewithdipen8473]

Captain Sindbad

[@ShellyManne1]

I’m 50 and I remember all my friend at 25 trying to figure out how to be financially successful overnight practically. I was just having a blast with no cares in the world. And I have some great memories. Life has been pretty good to me also.

[@eep3]

i imagined a ravioli with a head when he said no arms, no legs

[@whatthekate4688]

LMAOOOO

[@RPMvid]

Every Gary Vee clip instantly becomes a new classic

[@lindsay2465]

The SAW movies took inspiration from Gary V

[@IknowIamkindagreat]

Dude wants to be a tree stump. He on some Giving Tree shit.

[@paultaylor7115]

Noel sounding like the sound your car makes when you press lock twice at 4:42

[@PepperoniFriedChicken]

"I feel like I got hit by a bus...IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE " ...HOW???? How what? How can there be a good way to be hit by a bus? ;-;

[@bobmight4946]

physical catharsis

[@HazeLmao]

coma=no worries.

[@aswinkrishna5042]

Shout out to Faze Jarvis

[@AdamKrueger_]

@@aswinkrishna5042 I'm dead lmao

[@seaofleoeo]

no backpain

[@CezaMVO]

Gary vee would love to be a participant in Saw. Jigsaw has no problem making you cut of your arms and legs for your freedom.

[@jackmcmuscles]

i love how consistently disturbed cody and noel are by gary's graphic-ass hypotheticals lmaoo

[@theapartmentrat.578]

I imagine Gary V when he imagines doing anything he just imagines paying someone to do it for him.

[@RodebertX]

When "giving an arm and a leg" isn't enough

[@ewan80]

"Straight up feed a 9 yo a bag o' nails" ☠️

[@UpNextWithNickLate]

"So you wanna be 25 again? Imagine yourself having both your arms and legs ripped off and being sexually humiliated in front of this group of people." - Sexually Demented Gary V.

[@onyx9857]

Jigsaw: You can be 25 again but you must give up all your limbs. Gary: It’s all about perspective bro.

[@tomas100708]

every conversation gary v has ever been in has gone from a 0 to 100 in 5 seconds

[@lachycummings5376]

I can't wait for Gary V to come on the podcast

[@westwarden5979]

I was listening to the podcast in the subway in Paris and when Noel screamed it was so loud that people started to look at me weird. Pretty embarassing thanks boo

[@ghettorevival9541]

Can only blame yourself

[@cool4jon]

The way Noel described Gary Vanerchuk ripping his arms and legs off with cinderblocks to become younger should be a MeatCanyon sketch

[@CallMeSticky]

Gary Vee would've done great as a torture device creator in the medieval times

[@s-1424]

I think this is the funniest thing I’ve ever watched. I can’t stop watching it

[@andrewhendy5920]

the start of this video is the funniest 2 minutes ive ever experience

[@defytheauds_]

Watching this while HAVING to keep quiet was a mistake I got tears in my eyes from dying laughing a This dude said "I'd feed a 9 year old a bag of nails to be 25" Yeah idk why Gary vee talks like that. 😂

[@NbaLive4ever]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, thanks guys 😂

[@duffydope]

I just found yall and this made me subscribe

[@Shanshu72]

I wish someone clipped the Saw scene where the dude was sawing his leg off with motivational music and Gary V

[@josesoto3594]

If you don't have limbs you can't do much besides using your mind so it's perfect for entrepeneurs. Stay woke

[@rileyrennie1710]

Cody sounds like he’s crying when he laughs

[@thebunnybun]

"You know what a banana feels when you peel it?"

[@jpghostJr99]

i was actually on the verge of choking on my food with this one, what the fuck man. you guys are too good

[@MegaVIDEOGAMEVIDS]

Gary is secretly jigsaw from SAW

[@topotondo828]

Maybe he could rip his arms and legs off the way you take out a loose tooth, by tying it to a door... except your arms and legs are tied to cars driving in opposite directions

[@bowl-of-chicken-soup7107]

I like the comment “fasting will make you feel young forever.” Yeah cause starving yourself for a period of time definitely helps make you feel younger…

[@summjuli]

you know it’s funny as fuck when noel can’t talk 😂😂

[@drockrodriguez]

That fucking car spin out sound effect at the beginning scared tf outta me while driving

[@livyp3488]

cody’s hair looks l u s c i o u s

[@chunli1143]

the “what” always kills me

[@paulgallagher5889]

Gary V is the nightmare djinn the Wishmaster needs to feed souls to. "So you're granting wishes, but twisting them to gain an advantage? Is this the best use of your time?! I want you to wake up at 4am, grant a wish and then run 17 miles over broken glass. You think that's how you don't achieve the goals you want?!?!" *Wishmaster Unwishes Himself out of existence*

[@maricorp.449]

cody absolutely hung down, im here for it. got them glossy eyes

[@0000AD]

I literally cried from laughter

[@drebeck7897]

Gary V makes his own saw traps

[@Madderthanjoker]

Gary is such a goldmine for ridiculous content LUL.

[@bendlor]

To broke boys, yep

[@YamatoSRebellion]

Gary V would walk in a barber shop and ask a random guy : How much did you lose today? The guy: a lot... well my grandma passed away today. Gary V: *interrupts* I would rip my arms and legs to get her back.

[@DavidMiller-cw5fn]

ok insane that he said "wid it"

[@kaydenshepherd510]

Don't ask Gary what he'd do to be 20 again

[@matthewstowell5813]

You're imagining your family members dying... without me? Ahahaha, Fuuuuck (bites his lip)

[@Master-dz3xt]

This is my favourite clip on the internet

[@katheer_]

WOCKYSLUSH

[@adamsusta4848]

WOAH KENNY

[@gabriellalivingston2450]

This was the laugh I needed 😭😭

[@Relaxinghypnoasmr]

I would love to see the bts of them creating/giving artistic direction on the thumbnail

[@Exotoraidz]

Codys hair is giving off aquaman vibes

[@meka7275]

no offend, but gary looks and talks like someone who is success because they are lucky

[@oblviononplanetearth]

This is the best podcast on the internet 😂😂😂

[@ambylam]

party on, Cody party on, Garth

[@VVardaddy]

Damn Cody went full medieval lord, samurai cop style!!!

[@devynmartinez6426]

Caught Noel lacking at 7:18

[@danielsaldana8952]

Y’all are hella baked

[@ic8814]

someone animate this

[@robottrainer]

had to do it in a gary v voice the whole time.

[@Willoops]

thank god for more demented gary vee 🙏

[@ubahfly5409]

Ahh, to be a 25 yr old torso again.

[@alejandrobarron1962]

I honestly can’t breath on some real shit😂😂😂😂

[@maricorp.449]

waterboarding aint that bad if u change your relationship wit it

[@hashslingingslasher666]

Yo I could sit here all day listening to Noel just list shit he would do to be 25 again😂

[@teiece7890]

Okay, why does Cody look like a goddamn Disney prince from heaven

[@imthemapimthemap]

Tis but a flesh wound

[@angelaleath6360]

Not the nails and bolts meal 😂

[@chloroform1880]

I'd commit negligent homicide to be 9 again

[@xamsonballintoy8282]

I wanna see Noel make this skit

[@stephen2597]

“You don’t have to do s**t by 25” soo a 1/4 of your life is pointless then..

[@jemmitt21]

I mean…

[@sxturnkay]

everyone who disliked this video is over the age of 25

[@josueguillen4111]

You guys going the wrong order. It goes Leg-Leg-Arm-Arm. Last arm you just gotta eat it

[@mattlutz1105]

You guys should have Gary Vee on the podcast!

[@relaxationstation7634]

Gary has just a tad bit of childhood trauma doesn't he?

[@arjunbehal11]

Whats the bg song at 4:58

[@manasavachat5101]

Do you wake up? Forget it then you can't be successful. You have to be constantly dreaming to achieve.

[@hightempo5175]

Damn this turned into a Meatcanyon episode real quick LMAO

[@sandysuperstar11]

Why does cody’s hair remind me of brendan fraser in george of the jungle

[@kayabarlow5623]

@2:12 rip headphone users fucking hell 😂

[@InsertGreatChannelName]

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