Teenagers are WEIRD

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[@scarlettedettloff1216]

title: ‘Teenagers are WEIRD’ noel and cody: *make caveman noises for the first minute*

[@mml1677]

Oh shit this needs a reply at 1.5k likes

[@rcx9681]

These two are in their own generation

[@shirinnaidu4971]

LMFAO

[@yurinoworry]

Them HasanAbi and Wendigoon accompany the same generational space

[@yurinoworry]

Each one a different aspect of their generation

[@jayinthekut8389]

@@yurinoworry first person I met who watches the same you tubers as me, to be fair I don’t ever meet new people so

[@yurinoworry]

@@jayinthekut8389 yoooo! me either but wow that’s a lot of similar channels, usually there’s a few but that matched up to an eerie degree. nice to meet you. And I don’t meet people anymore either to be fair

[@loganbolduc2506]

Tmg just insulted 90% of their fan base lmao

[@randomdudeonyoutube9976]

he got the $20 cart part right man, I was laughing my ass off

[@kattpuzn]

90% of the fan base are squirters?

[@KPG113]

@@randomdudeonyoutube9976 Shit made me spit my water out

[@ducky_urban]

And they all laughed they asses off.

[@anshul9856]

i think most are in their 20s though. Like I started watching cody when I was 18 but its been 3 years

[@adawson1221]

As a teenager myself, I can confirm, I didn’t know paper was even a thing until this podcast.

[@yusha1059]

what's this thing? paper? how do you like pronounce it? pa-pee-ur? what does this shit mean?

[@tijuanakarmasound8812]

what is paper ? is it touch ? ipod??

[@icyhottoothpaste9382]

wtf is paper(teen here)

[@herzen9857]

I- Bruh that must be the boomer stuff. Are they gonna release a bluetooth version with LED lights orrrr? I want to be able to vibe with that vintage stuff.

[@sharvareedeshpande4309]

@@crashh-course oh you draw on that paper shit? I thought paper was a drug bruh

[@auroraendresen320]

I clicked on this expecting them to discuss weird things teenagers do and was greeted by two dudes grunting, trying to imitate cavemen.

[@amneenja5720]

which, as a teenager, is definitely something teenagers do dunno if it's weird tho

[@simonanddem6735]

yall should do a whole episode speaking in caveman

[@Don-pn2mf]

God please no, these guys beat dead horses enough already

[@bigfler33]

@@Don-pn2mf why do u even watch their videos😂 angry little man

[@smoshcuspie]

@@Don-pn2mf says the guy still talking ab horses🤔

[@bluegill5192]

@@Don-pn2mf thats kindve their thing

[@gabelariosa2630]

@@Don-pn2mf yet you still watch their videos, you pathetic little booger

[@elixdab]

Imma need a whole caveman skit after that.

[@mmatthews61687]

That would be a collation of communication about caveman conflagration and carnal consensual consummation

[@yusufs6517]

Fr 😂😂

[@shiniestskritt2865]

That cave man conversation sounds a lot like my deaf parents when they argue, with Noel's voice being my mom's. My apologies if that offends anyone, but that is my truth.

[@mayA-wz1ig]

i feel like I shouldn't have laughed at this

[@Sara-yi1lf]

This feels illegal to laugh at. Also, keep living your truth - idk prob dhar mann

[@vibepolice499]

This reminds me of a comment I saw on a classical music video where a guy said that he was listening to it while his parents were arguing.

[@odellelottering9375]

I was thinking this exact same thing! My mom and the majority of her friends are also deaf and I was like... Wait...lol this sounds veryyy familiar. I'm glad I'm not alone 😂

[@sam-co4ze]

No bc i wanted to say they sounded JUST like deaf ppl. Not even in a mean way, its just fact

[@ckopen7192]

i knew a guy in high-school who used to sell weed in school by putting it in the battery pack of his wireless mouse, then letting people "borrow" that mouse for class.

[@mateosolano2435]

That is way too much work just for some weed

[@K_Kobe]

That’s smart

[@mars.x]

Genius

[@rskl8083]

Fuckin brilliant

[@nymphoflove]

@@albatrosses drop it in a coke can and throw it in the trash, 10c pick up lmao

[@embadly]

Noel’s caveman impression is unlike anything ever. S tier

[@emmettgraves4925]

Aye Noel. Respectfully, I’m loving the shorts.

[@ginarusselhp]

Hope everyone is having a frictionless day

[@JC-lc5fo]

"All I have are frictionless thoughts"

[@marleymarz2907]

Absolutely lubey

[@olive-gy2rt]

Dead joke

[@lara7224]

has been pretty frictionless so far

[@gideonsmith2642]

low key, mad respect to Cody and Noel's hairline

[@TheAllAroundMan]

That's the power of Keeps

[@abbymaxwell7945]

Cody’s pencil sharpener impression is unnervingly accurate

[@katryn7443]

It's so funny how all millennials are convinced that classrooms started looking like spaceships after 2015

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

I literally don’t know a single millennial who thinks that lol

[@allofthepoints9636]

@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access you just watched a video of two

[@ririsyt]

@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access yeah like this entire video

[@SKFSTETSHT]

I hide all my drugs in my cheeks like a squirrel

[@sevi6945]

wait are you telling me kids are hiding WEED? in PLACES?

[@sofisantosaz]

“teens are weird” noel i thought you were 22 🤨 you are not that far from us

[@vsaturated]

Nah Noel is a millennial 🤢 /j

[@sofisantosaz]

@@greenflorni know, if u listened to the podcast for a couple of episodes, noel always makes jokes saying that he’s 22

[@crush5351]

Oh man you’d be surprised how different 22 year olds are from teenagers nowadays I feel like they wouldn’t be but they are

[@williamkline6450]

@@vsaturated nah Noel is millennial 🤢 /s

[@jollyjoelle7298]

@@crush5351 as a 22 year old I can confirm that, everyone under 19 is basically a child to me

[@2015501ts]

i knew people that would open up their game consoles and hide a bag somwhere inside the console. I just wonder if when the console got hot it made it smell

[@Lemonpeppergoblin]

The ol ps2 expansion bay stache. Classic.

[@plurakok]

when I lived at my parents house i'd open the side panel of my pc and stache weed under the dvd drive, there was an extra expansion slot there where a little box fit perfectly

[@chiefpoupon5643]

When I was in highschool I kept my adderall and Xanax on my deck in my room in a prescription bottle because my parents gave it to me

[@sportsgman7728]

In high school I hid weed and a bowl under the black plastic holding part of a light up Harry Potter wand box lmao I thought I was so slick, never smelled it when it was hidden either.

[@mothman4672]

U just lucky ur parents didn’t cast Weedgardium Leviosa

[@sportsgman7728]

@@mothman4672 lmao you right also Mothman is the best urban legend ever

[@sportsgman7728]

@@mothman4672 the legend strikes again I’m sorry for your misfortune

[@deltatheninth7046]

bro the master chief helmet from halo 3 legendary edition could fit like a qp…

[@sportsgman7728]

@@deltatheninth7046 god damn haha that’s some premium storage

[@mikeoxlong777]

I haven’t finished the video yet but my favorite hiding spot was in the pocket of a jacket hanging in my closet 😭

[@metro7783]

the go spot

[@Cider22]

lol I’m 16 and we had those pencil sharpeners in elementary

[@mmatthews61687]

I dont think I ever hid drugs in my room when I was younger. I always just did all the drugs so I never had anything to hide 😁

[@sharvareedeshpande4309]

Thats clever

[@PeachesEnRegalia_]

Cool

[@choccymilkconnoisseur2775]

wow dude you're so cool

[@nicolascage5323]

@@choccymilkconnoisseur2775 People do drugs. Nothing cool or uncool about it. The fact that you made this comment shows that you actually think that "drugs are cool"

[@embadly]

getting “fire, caribou, SQUIRT” tatted on me for SURE

[@matthewmoulding3983]

“Teenagers are weird” first 10 minutes are millennials talking about prehistoric strippers

[@dannywalker3689]

As a thing, I didn’t even know teenagers were paper until this podcast. Thank you.

[@AwesomenessHippopotamus]

posted 10 seconds ago. I am hella early

[@asimpleman4796]

Whenever a bit isn’t going well, just start slow sharpening a pencil.

[@alaynarodriguez162]

I asked for a 3 hole punch for christmas when I was a junior in high school and I was so excited

[@melissaroden1067]

Podcasters are WEIRD

[@YaDaddysBrother]

Love that they clearly just set that up in their studio, lobby ass carpet with the shelves trying to keep their distance from the wall

[@mc-kw3pf]

the tie-dye on the wall is a clear indicator of drugs' consumption

[@_letstartariot]

When I was a teen, I thought it was clever to hide my weed in a empty antidepressant bottle and put it in my medicine cabinet. No one ever looked.

[@evanh1205]

“This looks like a college freshman at …” * looks at mizzou pillow* “BYU”

[@damienspencer2088]

They have officially become middle aged men

[@alunoodalmheiri7028]

This is the best anthropology class ever!!

[@krystleday382]

That bedroom looks like someone made it who thought they were still young but are almost 40 like me so had a room like that in 2000

[@emmanuellagyamera6811]

thank you for educating me, I always thought pencils were what cavemen used to startfires.

[@apurvasharma6915]

That cavemen squirting bit had me dying during the original pod and it still holds up so well 😂😂

[@rafaelguzman3334]

High schoolers at 5:00 “WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN”

[@evstuff688]

I used to have a ton of purses and my friend taught me to just put alcohol bottles snd shit inside them snd hang them in my closet.

[@ohioella]

yeah i do this, sometimes i forget and it's a fun surprise lmao

[@OGParudize]

Used to hide my Bowl in the glasses cases it was the perfect size and then I had my bag of weed in the Versace cologne case lmao

[@kaylaak5425]

The caveman talk, I can’t with yall

[@mmatthews61687]

I think the only place to get a real, mounted manual pencil sharpener would be to steal one from a school. I don't think they're even sold to civilians on the consumer market lol

[@victor_autopilotliving5786]

since you guys are great at paying attention and are humorous at the same time, you guys should try to do music reactions and reviews, i think it would be great

[@savannawoods4376]

‘college freshman at BYU’ oddly specific but accurate

[@DontWorry-Bhappy]

I like how the teen bedroom was just a bed, some cabinets, then random junk and trash all over

[@Skitty235]

knew a guy who hid his weed in a ziploc in an empty ramen wrapper, in a mini minecraft chest, in another ziploc bag, in a pencil case, in his backpack

[@evillady458]

grandpas reminiscing abt manual pencil sharpeners :')

[@wesleypatterson2989]

God bless

[@phoneexpert69]

“20 dollar carts everywhere” lmfao I had friends just like that

[@l4rksy]

"you can hide ur weed in there" is an old rob schneider SNL sketch and it just screams dejected/desperate relatability

[@leewoo-jin]

What teenager is drinking water and sandles perfectly set up. I'm not buying it one bit -from a previous teenager

[@garysgarden7658]

How did no one mention the bed was a blow up mattress lol

[@gbiscuits]

Holy shit, that pencil shaving part really put me back, Forgot all about doing that shit and trying to kill time lmao

[@amandadavis5687]

“To remind people we came from an era where people wrote things with wood” 🤣

[@Slacker420]

TIL paper is real and not just something my parents have a fever dream about

[@aquaticstripper]

This video is false, every one of us has a 3-hole-punch that we fall asleep with.

[@sunflowerrylou720]

my friend “hid” her dab pen in a pencil holder with a bunch of other random pens/pencils. three years before she went off to college no one noticed once

[@stephanieloffel1618]

God I miss killing time with the pencil eliminator

[@myaltice0d2fcd80]

that’s how a undercover cop would decorate their room

[@appletreesubs]

as someone who went to BYU, your assessment of that room is absolutely correct

[@stevie-marierumney9212]

I teach elementary school and literally not much has changed since the 90’s when I was in school. Those pencil sharpeners are still standard in most public school classrooms at the elementary level 😂

[@2DReanimation]

Ah, we need to collectively throw "berries" at these guys to start making sketch comedy! they'd be a legendary duo in that game! for sure!

[@madelinemarieluby7094]

When they were talking about pencil sharpening I couldn't stop thinking about my 3rd grade students that do this every time they're in class :/

[@abbyc6069]

Ad a teacher, I’ll never have a damn automatic pencil sharpener. Kids abuse that shit. All you hear all day is the screeching of the machine.

[@CheerUp2]

I had a giant friend group for high school and was pretty friendly with most people from my school but I guess I wasn't cool since I didn't smoke weed or drink 😭 I grew up with my parents letting me try there drinks so it wasn't something ~edgy and taboo~, I was like one of those people that got upset when all my friends around me were drunk and I was like "why do we need alcohol lets live in the moment?" but then when I turned 21 and got into drinking and going to bars I was like oh shit this is actually so much fun why was I so bent out of shape? Weed though, even at 24 i'm still like meh it doesn't really do anything for me and my sensitive baby lungs can't handle it and i'm just in pain. So its not something I seek out

[@NeverSpeak6]

I had the exact opposite, my parents sheltered the hell out of me and I didn’t drink until I was 23 and then I did for a year and eventually just decided the truth is alcohol tastes like shit, bars are obnoxious, most people my age act like they need tons of alcohol to function and it’s a fucking pain

[@CheerUp2]

@@NeverSpeak6 Most alcohol does taste like i shit I agree! I like wine, certain beers, margaritas, and easy fruity drinks. But certain alcohols I smell and I gag and cant do them anymore. I like the vibe of bars and clubs are sometimes fun, mainly with my best friend. Only with her is the energy right and we just go ham dancing, not like twerking or anything but like full on head banging. I would say when it comes to social events I do need alcohol because im a very very anxious person and super shy, it loosens me up and I wanna talk and be everyones friend when I have a few drinks in me

[@lucasfleming3114]

Just watching while i eat kind of listening all of a sudden KMOV in stl Louis and I’m like 👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻❔❔❔

[@existential69]

Deoderant was the one of the best safes for weed

[@hayleegahr1101]

Miss those pencil sharpeners!!!!! Best way to waste time or bend down in front of a crush cause you accidentally dropped your pencil 😎

[@patrickkidd764]

the fact that i knew what you were saying while speaking neanderthal is just ridiculous.

[@yellville]

Immediately that carpet is a dead giveaway that they took this in a conference room or something. I've never seen a residential building with carpeting like that.

[@wesleypatterson2989]

The caveman bit had me in TEARS

[@273631]

i used to put my bud in my boxing gloves that i always had in my car, i was one of those martial arts kids that turned mma

[@daisydookie]

My friend in highschool used the small end of an unused cardboard tampon as her coke straw

[@marcosanglade9858]

Two of my favorite places I’ve ever hidden weed was removing an outlet cover and taking out the drywall around it and also under the carpet in my closet

[@Snoozelightable]

Just bought the x acto wall mount pencil sharpener on amazon for 8 dollars

[@Fly0Low]

you guys need an animator for these kind of stories like the caveman story

[@bc_lxi]

I’m sorry but this fanbase is so annoying idk why I look at the comments

[@MadMrMatter]

Damnit, ever since i watched the like video, all i can hear is how much they say like

[@userlessed]

the awkward moment when you would go up to sharpen your pencil during a test and everyone just looks at you with a glare 😭

[@rigiboi7415]

KZbin videos be really hittin different if you're early..

[@njokvt2667]

I DO NOT LIKE the title and the first two minutes of this video

[@lightlyshatgauchos3906]

As a St. Louisan, why is it that the only times we get attention it's because we're always making fools of ourselves? Jk I know the answer, it's because we're idiots. Genuinely.

[@kaitlindasilva2868]

Noel's shorts are SO SHORT

[@patrickkidd764]

remember asking for a pencil from the teacher? you were shunned

[@patrickkidd764]

Ticonderoga

[@Goooodawgs561]

Don’t even THINK about asking to go to the bathroom

[@run2gianna]

That room is not realistic at all. They missed the LED lights

[@cameronsmith8354]

Girls, this is exactly what guys talk about when you aren't around

[@haroldandmod]

They forgot the led lights

[@evanjuleen]

Actually if you unscrew the bottom of your house phone that's the best place to hide drugs. They'll be so shocked you have a house phone the wont be suspicious 😂

[@turner15]

I’m sorry but that’s so suspicious in 2022 it’s the first place I would check

[@caitlynursula1527]

“$20 carts littered on the floor” im screaming

[@BreeStephens]

I had a friend who put it in a deodorant container 😂

[@mmatthews61687]

This was a great compilation of communication containing a collation of information giving us an education about caveman infatuation and relations and their fascination with consummation whose pulsation and vibration could have led to gestation, dilation, and lactation but instead caused dehydration from the female ejaculation that was like precipitation, leading to the cessation and obliteration of the conflagration after its creation.

[@sammiisdead8965]

paper?????? (yes, im a teen. pls explain 😓)

[@AaronYorkYT]

Kids aren’t rolling papers anymore. They just punch holes in it now.

[@ians1045]

Perfect timing for my lunch break

[@ginarusselhp]

Me too

[@Kingbob556]

@@ginarusselhp Amogus

[@Kingbob556]

Amogus

[@renest9898]

Noel looks like he wearing briefs 😂

[@zan6585]

8:31 The way they syncopated their coughs 😂

[@mandybells513]

my college campus has some of those pencil sharpeners still. usually in the crusty buildings that smell like mildew and haven't been renovated since the 50's lmao. if anyone actually wants one, your best bet is ebay or online auctions

[@willcooper1498]

Cody's caveman impression is on point

[@abeille983]

you know what an actual caveman sounds like?

[@Goooodawgs561]

@@abeille983 My buddy Ooga is a caveman. He’s chill