Toasted Walnut Potato Salad - You Suck at Cooking (episode 56)

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Recipe inspired by: www.bbc.co.uk/f...
Chop up 2 pounds of potatoes (or one pound, then halve the dressing)
Toss with olive oil salt and pepper pepper pepper
Bake at 400 30-45 minutes, wrastle' once or twice
Dressing:
1/2 cup walnut oil
2-3 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
2 tablespoons of dijon
(while I put olive oil in it in the video, next time I'll go full walnut)
Mince a shallot and put half of that in the dressing to soak (one full small or half large)
Toast the rest of the shallot and walnuts on a pan until they're brown
Chop a couple dill pickle up finely
Mix everything together with some salt and pepper pepper pepper
For extra creaminess add avocado...if you're going to have leftovers, don't add the avocado to all of it, just before serving.

[@Mksterk1998]

Imagine encountering this guy in the woods filming his potatoes.

[@SignedNaz]

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I aspire to have the level of humor of this man

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Don't we all... XD

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progress?

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[@eeenukt]

The single dislike is the father potato

[@isaacs8783]

emily bristol And Pimblockto

[@mrlindsay123456]

emily bristol the second dislike is the mother potato

[@hbenny5752]

the third and fourth dislike were the brother potatoes while sitting on the chopper before being severed

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The father has now made 12 alternate accounts.

[@michael21726]

I swear people are just disliking now to see how long this joke can be stretched

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He's got me saying "pepper pepper pepper" to myself when I cook. HA!

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Me

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I burst out into laughter when I saw the potato chasing him. It’s 1 am. I’m laughing at a potato at 1 in the morning.

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Can relate

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once i was vibing with my brother and drew a retarded spinel and we where laughing so much.. 1 am is a different realm

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Imagine if you just saw a random guy kicking a potato in the woods

[@hbenny5752]

just pictured it and was very satisfied. Thank you for that spiritual experience!

[@thenman23]

Spaghetti 420 and running from one...

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Getting kicked by a potato ***

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I'll try, if they dont chop me up first!

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And I think that's the first occurrence of the hundo word in the channel?

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Good thing you ran into the father potato and not the mother, you would of got wang-jangled.

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jesseg1699 . Good one J.

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Yeah, he might've been screwed. XD

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When someone makes a crucial Grammer mistake and nobody corrects them three years later

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That's not me.

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[@yousuckatcooking]

You are most welcome.

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The ingredient list was incredibly helpful

[@apt4j]

I live in the city so how do I find baby potatoes??

[@yousuckatcooking]

In a log.

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Shayeday potato storks

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Potato trafficking

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What happened to the open bag of salt?

[@yousuckatcooking]

Good question.

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[@MarcosAmparo]

You really roasted those walnuts!

[@alek2450]

after 4 years he finally posted also love the vids

[@alek2450]

DaWeed YT somebody, doesn't know how to, take a joke! (repeat)

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I completely do at the most of my abilities am not dissapointed at myself watching this video. If you know what I'm sayin'.

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Exactly

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At the most of my abilities I know exactly what you're saying with zero disappointment.

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Thank you, and yes I do.

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I know, parchment paper Express opened after the potato mother played him 14 thousand dollars to open it

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[@Cartoon_Games]

*TIFU by enraging the parents of my girlfriend by pretending not to know what a potato is*

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[@yousuckatcooking]

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Hohostile

[@UnfunnyFigs]

you would already be dead

[@slendeaway7730]

How hard do you usually have to smash potatoes together to get them to a smaller size?

[@yousuckatcooking]

6 or 7 kilotons.

[@slendeaway7730]

Man I better call the hydraulic press guys.

[@ShopTalks]

Is this technique related to the Falcon Shuck?

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Don't go too hard, or you'll just end up with chickpeas

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the song at the end completes my life.

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That's asking a bit much.

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Ghazia Abbas they don't even have the same voice

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they do though

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Does that mean there will be a casually explained soon as well?

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[@yousuckatcooking]

Never stop watching.

[@DJUnionX]

Hey man thanks to your vids I've finally decided to eat an avocado for the first time in my life and I'll be damned if it's not the most disgusting fruit in the world I mean goddamn it tastes like egg fat and disappointment.

[@MauranKilom]

I hope you didn't eat it pure. That's kinda like eating potatoes without anything else.

[@Mika-85]

MauranKilom no shit. You can even eat Avocado pure with nothing but a bit of salt. Tastes absolutely awesome.

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Belligerent Avocado plus cayenne salt and lemon is so delicious

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Same, i tried avacado and hated it. It's still not as disgusting as tomatoes though.

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Tomatoes 😍

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A classic episode, along with every other episode

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Aaaaaand thanks for the new craving....that i sadly cannot indulge in because i dont have the means to make this

[@yousuckatcooking]

np

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Yea, keep going! Your close to one million! I support you and you make me want to cook! I know this is an older vid but i like it anyway!

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Thank you!

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Reported to CPS.... Child Potato Services

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Do Garlic Bread!

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I made this and it turned out really good! Thanks for the video!

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Classic Southern potato salad, with a little bit more boiled egg than a normal person would want, is the best thing ever.

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Thank you for these helpful tips. I guess if you really get your hands up and wave them around, you might stand a chance.

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Them Potato edits in the beginning tho.

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this might actually be your best and most flavorful recipe hands down. I make this all the time and it is absurdly good. Walnut oil is a game changer

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@@nkkmain7537 its subjective. It's a matter of opinion.

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I have big hands so it makes my wangjangler look small. Will this effect the outcome of my potato salad?

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1 MILLION subs by end of February?

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I accept your love. Thank you.

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