Bears Guide To Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 171

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@wheatthinnsguy01
@wheatthinnsguy01 Жыл бұрын
Charo would be happy that Tom finally talked about Hawaii
@HorridTemplar
@HorridTemplar Жыл бұрын
Let's add Charo and Bitsy to Bart's Hawaii alcoholic mystery retirement show and we have a Scooby-Doo thing going.
@Iknowwhatbecomes
@Iknowwhatbecomes Жыл бұрын
@@HorridTemplar 0p0p0pp00p0ppp0p0000
@chrish8827
@chrish8827 Жыл бұрын
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CosmicDreamcast
@CosmicDreamcast Жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@sa7ier
@sa7ier Жыл бұрын
Great callback lol
@MikeMan1060
@MikeMan1060 Жыл бұрын
Bert says "I've been thinking about this" the moment a thought comes into his head
@MissBlueEyeliner
@MissBlueEyeliner Жыл бұрын
And he’s _”ob-sessed”_
@marlongonzalez3980
@marlongonzalez3980 Жыл бұрын
I’m actually happy for the guy that his brain is even capable to actually having thoughts.
@Oneirovore
@Oneirovore Жыл бұрын
My favorite is when he interrupts as Tom is doing a list with a point, and then interrupts himself with two tangents to blurt out before the original interruption.
@VelveteenRecords1994
@VelveteenRecords1994 Жыл бұрын
I know people like this hahahah
@jorgepadilla9945
@jorgepadilla9945 Жыл бұрын
uh-hundred per-cent!!!!
@liamanthonyfr
@liamanthonyfr Жыл бұрын
It's crazy because Tom looks better and better every episode and Bert looks more and more Bert every episode.
@jenniferguerin1546
@jenniferguerin1546 Жыл бұрын
Jesus Bert, let Tom finish a sentence!
@markdbednarjr.1759
@markdbednarjr.1759 Жыл бұрын
@JG bro, it's getting to the point I don't even want to watch my favorite podcast. Why does Bert constantly interrupt? It's so obnoxious!!
@brandonbonke8537
@brandonbonke8537 Жыл бұрын
Tom went full bluesteel for the thumbnail. Losing touch baby, it's a joke... but it's legit not
@amborg
@amborg Жыл бұрын
Does he have lip fillers? XD
@kristenf8335
@kristenf8335 Жыл бұрын
Tim just keeps getting hotter really. 🔥🥵😍
@mattjns
@mattjns Жыл бұрын
When Tim is actually trying to relay a genuine experience and Bret cuts him off. 😡 You can hear Tim raise his volume to try and keep the story going, but then Burnt just gets LOUDER. Thom has the patience of a saint I swear.
@swanclipper
@swanclipper Жыл бұрын
The Patience of a Charo.
@skylarstevens5056
@skylarstevens5056 Жыл бұрын
Literally just 9 min 25 seconds in
@allencabbage4564
@allencabbage4564 Жыл бұрын
He’s used to dealing with his two little boys so burnt shows up and he’s like “I’ve seen this before” 😂 I’ve never been such a big fan of someone while also wanting them to shut up all the time. Both legends
@joeyhampton5075
@joeyhampton5075 Жыл бұрын
I think he realizes him sitting once a week for a podcast makes him millions
@PFrid88
@PFrid88 Жыл бұрын
yep, i like Bert but because of this i can listen to about 4 podcasts before i need a break for few weeks. The chemistry and friendship does make this pod elite tho
@impatient1
@impatient1 Жыл бұрын
Tom has the patience of a saint with Bert.
@ractorstudios
@ractorstudios Жыл бұрын
He looks like hes gonna loose it LOL
@InspectahReese
@InspectahReese Жыл бұрын
@@ractorstudios I genuinely don’t understand how anybody can tolerate him for more than 20 seconds
@genore1993
@genore1993 Жыл бұрын
@@InspectahReese Reee reee aaaaaaaa hahaha. Squeeeeeel. Hate that shit.
@spencerfreed6947
@spencerfreed6947 Жыл бұрын
Between the constant interruptions and the squealing they need a limiter on his mic for its tough. You called it with the patience level
@Theogvineofthedead
@Theogvineofthedead Жыл бұрын
Ikr Tom will start talking then Bert has to interrupt, and not for a quick second, no he takes over the conversation.
@AndrewDavis2112
@AndrewDavis2112 Жыл бұрын
Excited to see how “2Bears1Wave” turns out
@sweetlove9237
@sweetlove9237 Жыл бұрын
Seeing Tom express how seeing his dad have a terrible diet which contributed a lot to his death and made him feel, makes me respect his transformation even more! Keep going Tommy
@Daken_25
@Daken_25 Жыл бұрын
Loving how Bart takes Tom's story seconds after he tells it, repeats it, but makes it about himself. Truly inspiring
@devin_3875
@devin_3875 Жыл бұрын
One hundred percent
@mrfungaltoe
@mrfungaltoe Жыл бұрын
he's becoming unwatchable
@Bambam-
@Bambam- Жыл бұрын
​@@mrfungaltoe I thought I was the only one starting to feel this way. Bert is fucking insufferable lately. Holy fuck, dude needs to listen to himself for 5 minutes man. Sheesh.
@Swearengen1980
@Swearengen1980 Жыл бұрын
Bert, you don't have bad anxiety. You're having withdrawals. You realize this every Sober October that your anxiety is mostly gone and suddenly get amnesia November 1st for the next 11 months.
@Mk-qt2bl
@Mk-qt2bl Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@staforiii
@staforiii Жыл бұрын
Alcoholism will do that
@sophiawright4584
@sophiawright4584 Жыл бұрын
Why does this one feel extra scary though? Like I’m sure there’s got to be serious discussions about his mental health and alcoholism in his social circle. The Neal Brennan Blocks episode is bananas.
@chrisbowman1113
@chrisbowman1113 Жыл бұрын
Bert literally sounding like John C. Reilly’s character in step brothers for an hour and twenty minutes 😂
@kristiskinner8542
@kristiskinner8542 Жыл бұрын
Perfect discription of Bert 🤌
@coltonbittner
@coltonbittner Жыл бұрын
Bruh I’ll never unhear it
@-jq8gt
@-jq8gt Жыл бұрын
Welcome to the show, we're glad to have you.
@LeaveAhNah
@LeaveAhNah Жыл бұрын
It's getting harder and harder to tune in when Barf is Barfing all over the episode
@chrisbowman1113
@chrisbowman1113 Жыл бұрын
@@LeaveAhNah Bert’s hilarious - love a Monday when a new 2 bears drops 🤙
@WalkbetwixtWorlds
@WalkbetwixtWorlds Жыл бұрын
29:45 That look on Tom, sums up most listeners every episode.
@jefff3023
@jefff3023 Жыл бұрын
Lolol, that is NOT the face of someone who is enjoying what he is doing
@toastedjoe1013
@toastedjoe1013 Жыл бұрын
Tom is Affleck to Bert's JLo
@xballinlikemj23x
@xballinlikemj23x Жыл бұрын
I've been sober since February 18 2020 because of me not wanting to be like Bert and me not wanting to interrupt people more and be annoying. Thanks 2 Bears!
@ScorpionP2C
@ScorpionP2C Жыл бұрын
I dont believe you.
@clairvoyant_af
@clairvoyant_af Жыл бұрын
That’s awesome man, keep it up! ❤️
@crackthefoundation_
@crackthefoundation_ Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@MCandela922
@MCandela922 Жыл бұрын
That seems way too specific to be a joke lmao.
@Zipcodeking
@Zipcodeking Жыл бұрын
What do we have in mind to get this
@kylegordy113
@kylegordy113 Жыл бұрын
I think that 2 bears is so successful because its like watching the two sides of your own personality having a conversation.
@ryanpatrick3284
@ryanpatrick3284 Жыл бұрын
💯 😂
@faithpoirier2643
@faithpoirier2643 Жыл бұрын
Has anyone else noticed that the album behind Tom changes every episode? It's such a nice touch to the show, really shows the attention to detail.
@KROWEE_STRONG
@KROWEE_STRONG Жыл бұрын
50:49 Tom asking that question about “what if the razzle dazzle is actually just Bert?” made me cry. I am so glad he asked that.
@cassidyjankowski2673
@cassidyjankowski2673 Жыл бұрын
Bert saw his best friend do a thing he loves (surfing) and has been dreaming up every scenario he has ever hoped for
@benjaminlarsen578
@benjaminlarsen578 Жыл бұрын
And right away he inserted a scenario where he could drink and join his surfing thing... It's pathetic
@jarnold1789
@jarnold1789 Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminlarsen578 Normally I’m on board with the Bart hate, it’s a fun joke that’s half serious, but this one seems a bit undue. If they want to do something active together outside together I’m all for it, seemed like a nice friend moment
@benjaminlarsen578
@benjaminlarsen578 Жыл бұрын
@@jarnold1789 nah if you look at toms face he doesn't seem to be on berts frequency at all whilst he is saying he's grandiose idea he just had
@TheAbizzle2
@TheAbizzle2 Жыл бұрын
Tom trying to get a full sentence out is a struggle with Bert lol
@tstafford81
@tstafford81 Жыл бұрын
I'm only 22 minutes in and I'm not sure I'm gonna make it cuz I'm already agitated. Bert Interrupts Other Person would be such a fatal drinking game.
@snidefultodd
@snidefultodd Жыл бұрын
Bert's constant need to qualify that he's always been into things.
@dillonhayes4877
@dillonhayes4877 10 ай бұрын
[57:05] this is the happiest I have ever seen anyone and Ofcourse it’s Brent kershener excited over alchole 😂😂😂
@hoot1159
@hoot1159 Жыл бұрын
Bert, we really want to hear Tom’s stories.
@ScottMikles
@ScottMikles Жыл бұрын
Bert interrupts Tom's stories with blistering regularity.
@collinmorris
@collinmorris Жыл бұрын
It’s unreal how socially unaware he is.
@mikecameron4996
@mikecameron4996 Жыл бұрын
And when Tom tries to stop him by just continuing to talk, Berts interruptions get louder. So annoying
@ExploringTheWestCoast
@ExploringTheWestCoast Жыл бұрын
As a 49 year old that has been surfing since age 9, I have to say listening to you guys with your genuine "Stoke" for the sport as beginners, makes me smile! Welcome to the wonderful world of surfing guys! 🤙
@auroraborealis13579
@auroraborealis13579 Жыл бұрын
I’ve lived in Santa Barbara since I was a teenager and have never tried surfing. I’m kind of ashamed!
@ExploringTheWestCoast
@ExploringTheWestCoast Жыл бұрын
@@auroraborealis13579 That's actually pretty normal. Many times we neglect to appreciate or even notice the beauty around us and the possibilities that exist for some of us, how lucky we are. Noticing it at some point is important, acting on it is crucial. 🤙
@auroraborealis13579
@auroraborealis13579 Жыл бұрын
@@ExploringTheWestCoast I’d definitely need to start with a lesson. Like Tom did. Otherwise, it’s too intimidating.
@tioray8755
@tioray8755 Жыл бұрын
Every time Tom says something interesting or meaningful Bert just ignores it and says whatever is on his mind
@johndotcom9648
@johndotcom9648 Жыл бұрын
Burnt ruins this show
@trel9388
@trel9388 Жыл бұрын
@@johndotcom9648 he's the worst
@Pokerdrummer369
@Pokerdrummer369 Жыл бұрын
It's the worst...he needs meds..adult that doesn't know how to have an adult conversation.
@vyrnmn
@vyrnmn Жыл бұрын
@@Pokerdrummer369 he does take meds. and by "take meds" of course I mean that he abuses drugs
@dylanduffield1537
@dylanduffield1537 Жыл бұрын
You're new here?
@MrH4nds
@MrH4nds Жыл бұрын
46:24 The way Tom looks at Bert and says "Sure...." after Bert suggests he needs rehab broke my heart.
@CCCoolati
@CCCoolati Жыл бұрын
Whenever Burt talks about his drinking and how he feels, the questions he ponders on, the new habits he forms… it reminds me to the T of my last 5 years drinking… I’ve been sober 5 years now, and I gotta say that all those things he says he wants, the inner-peace, health benefits… you will get them in spades. And the fear of changing into someone else, well… yeah, you change a bit. But after one year sober you truly laugh at how you were so hung up on changing from the drunken embarrassment you used to be 🤣. The change sometimes isn’t bad at all but truly awesome. Not preaching here, just wanted to share that. I love to party… a lot. So much. But it doesn’t have to be part of who you are. For everyone else that continues to drink and party, go for it! It’s a personal choice and I have no problems with it.
@Henry-kv7zl
@Henry-kv7zl Жыл бұрын
Congrats on your self awareness. It's an interesting thing as you were aware enough to stop but the booze made it feel insurmountable. And if you FEEL like you can't do something, you'll never do it. It becomes a self fulfilling prophecy. I'm not some mind over matter idiot, I understand addiction and human nature to some degree and it's obviously way more complex. But I think that fundamentally, it HAS to just be a CHOICE. Whether we actually have free will or not, we have enough of an illusion that we might as well act as if we do. Sometimes, one philosophy should just be that which gets you and your loved ones through life in the safest, and most positive manner.
@owenjacobs65
@owenjacobs65 Жыл бұрын
My “Bert shut the FUCK up” counter was at an all time high with this ep
@jefff3023
@jefff3023 Жыл бұрын
He's literally getting worse. I THINK he's been finding a wider audience and that increased fame has been inflating his childish narcissistic ego. Here's to hoping his popularity bubble pops soon because I know for sure I'm not the only one who loathes him
@nulledpixel
@nulledpixel Жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@SometimesMonkeysDie
@SometimesMonkeysDie Жыл бұрын
I’m usually a defender of him but holy shit he needs to be put down.
@leastselfawarepotassium
@leastselfawarepotassium Жыл бұрын
I was just glad Tom finished his surfing story.
@owenjacobs65
@owenjacobs65 Жыл бұрын
@@SometimesMonkeysDie The fourth attempt for Tom to finish the same story, I nearly had to throw my phone out the driver side window.
@tp3u
@tp3u Жыл бұрын
Tom looks more and more like an investment banker every episode
@mistyspider13
@mistyspider13 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@johnmahoney4841
@johnmahoney4841 Жыл бұрын
It’s all that Saatva
@joaquin5028
@joaquin5028 Жыл бұрын
He's gonna be wearing a Patagonia vest and khakis in no time
@MeganFarrell
@MeganFarrell Жыл бұрын
More weight he losses the less fun he becomes
@rooteddwellings
@rooteddwellings Жыл бұрын
lol i've been thinking this! He likes nice clothes but since he is in shape he no longer looks like a interesting guy with nice clothes. He looks like a banker or a stock broker nowadays
@Pheyora
@Pheyora Жыл бұрын
Burt just basically wants to live in a 90s sitcom where he solves mysteries with a trusty sidekick. 😭
@user-uh5tb9er4o
@user-uh5tb9er4o Жыл бұрын
brilliant! lol
@georgeedward602
@georgeedward602 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking more Hawaii Five O
@Pheyora
@Pheyora Жыл бұрын
@@georgeedward602 it's giving Monk the detective: aloha season. 🤣
@jackmacguire3565
@jackmacguire3565 Жыл бұрын
If Psych was set in Myrtle Beach instead of Santa Barbara.
@Pheyora
@Pheyora Жыл бұрын
@@jackmacguire3565 😫 keep it going. Folks please come up with more.
@R1ckky
@R1ckky Жыл бұрын
This was one of the first episodes I wanted to close halfway through. God, I love Tom. Such an entertaining person to listen to and hear his insights. He also has the patience of a saint.
@mikearts6836
@mikearts6836 Жыл бұрын
Tom is looking like a new man. Proud of him super inspirational. Good shit tom!
@cptmtns
@cptmtns Жыл бұрын
Thank god Brent's caretaker Tim is here to help him
@Ammon6
@Ammon6 Жыл бұрын
Burt is the kind of guy that is always in spring break mode.
@Filiolus
@Filiolus Жыл бұрын
He is. Look at how he got famous (like the machine story and other party stuff) and how he still talks/conducts himself.. Pretty lame.
@xballinlikemj23x
@xballinlikemj23x Жыл бұрын
Hey, be nice! He is mentally disabled and unaware he is an adult!
@cleaverl
@cleaverl Жыл бұрын
@@Filiolus lame enough for you I guess
@emmajayne682
@emmajayne682 Жыл бұрын
Yes he is, he is winning at life. What a way to live and make a shit tone of money whilst doing it 👏👏👏👏
@m.g.ultragrumbach2761
@m.g.ultragrumbach2761 Жыл бұрын
Florida state of mind
@superagent7063
@superagent7063 Жыл бұрын
Tom's recommending Bert get a top tier nutritionist to go on the road with him, and Bert's over here with a traveling bar Tender. Two different levels. HAHA
@jackburton840
@jackburton840 Жыл бұрын
Bert is making this episode real tough to get through
@zeethefuture8262
@zeethefuture8262 Жыл бұрын
That's what I felt like too. Holy fuck.
@stank1071
@stank1071 Жыл бұрын
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
@erikthompson9623
@erikthompson9623 Жыл бұрын
Every episode
@jonerikgreene1175
@jonerikgreene1175 Жыл бұрын
I said a loud, “STFU Bert”. Tom can’t finish a sentence.
@batt_boi
@batt_boi Жыл бұрын
@@jonerikgreene1175 Bill Burr hit him with one of those one time, and it was HILARIOUS.
@Kzds4909
@Kzds4909 Жыл бұрын
It would have been nice to hear Tom's finished thought about Kelly Slater before Bert pulled a bert
@BillTheBubble
@BillTheBubble Жыл бұрын
FINALLY an actual 2 bears episode. Not a bertcast put on the ymh channel
@mob7599
@mob7599 Жыл бұрын
I was just thinking the same thing. It’s easy to separate from Tom’s normal podcast. But when Bert has a guest “bear”, what differentiates it from his regular podcast?
@Freddy_v
@Freddy_v Жыл бұрын
Man Tim has been on tour in Australia, we’re easily going to get like two months worth of banked, shilled YMH Bertcasts. On the bright side, we know they definitely recorded 20 more episodes the same day as this one and just changed outfits so we’ll see Tim for a little bit longer but those dark days and Bretts man cave that echoes that horrific screech are upon us. Brace yourself.
@Freddy_v
@Freddy_v Жыл бұрын
@@mob7599 who’s getting paid the add revenue
@galaxyspace76
@galaxyspace76 Жыл бұрын
And this was probably recorded 2 months ago 😂
@collinmorris
@collinmorris Жыл бұрын
Seriously dude that’s lame.
@thomasgilby4597
@thomasgilby4597 Жыл бұрын
I love all the quiet pauses where Nadav’s maniacal laugh would be.
@comparedWJ275
@comparedWJ275 Жыл бұрын
Lol glad I wasn't the only one who noticed
@philipjones3793
@philipjones3793 Жыл бұрын
Mee too.
@sassypants3378
@sassypants3378 Жыл бұрын
Where is he?
@joeyduncan5804
@joeyduncan5804 Жыл бұрын
Hes probably out gambling his paycheck away. I heard tom say he lost 20 grand gambling and I'm sure it was navad or with navad. Making all this money with there success easy come easy go. Nothing like a rich guy gambling and losing everything. Idiots
@michael5654
@michael5654 Жыл бұрын
@@sassypants3378 Earth
@madisonwills6749
@madisonwills6749 Жыл бұрын
Tommy buns talking about his outlook and his change in emotional state willing to try things gives me hope for myself
@andrewboudreau5279
@andrewboudreau5279 Жыл бұрын
Tom motivates me to keep losing weight. I was at 208 once and man it felt great. I’m getting back there and he’s my spirit animal.
@martymcflygrows8133
@martymcflygrows8133 Жыл бұрын
It’s so interesting watching an alcoholic try to figure out why they drink while at the same time, they don’t believe they are an alcoholic 😂
@nckfrmthapnw
@nckfrmthapnw Жыл бұрын
Dudes got one of the worst cases of denial I've ever seen 😆
@-jq8gt
@-jq8gt Жыл бұрын
@@nckfrmthapnw Dr. Drew always complains about the failure of the national or state-level mental health care system. Yet he stands aside and watches the Bert shit show unfold, which will ultimately lead to his demise. I do have respect for the man, but Pinsky is an utter hypocritical fraud until he really steps in to help Bert. This comment won't even reach his eyes, and shouldn't need to. The whole situation makes me really sad. It's like a junior high school cool kids club where everyone is friends with the guy on the lowest rung. Instead of lifting him up, they enjoy his foibles and struggles for their own benefit. It's really really very sad when fans, people who are complete strangers to Bert are starting to speak up with grave concern, all while his closest friends, one of whom is a FUCKING DOCTOR WHO HAS DEALT WITH CELEBRITY ADDICTION, just stand aside in amusement while their friend slowly kills himself. All of you, including LeeAnn, need to step the fuck up and do the things that we internet nobodies can't. His blood will be on your hands sooner than you think. FUCKING DO SOMETHING! Every goddamned week fans reach out with their concerns (and complaints). Yet Bert's inner circle does NOTHING. FUCKING DO SOMETHING!
@user-vp8sd4qd1x
@user-vp8sd4qd1x Жыл бұрын
I feel like it’s much more difficult when they are able to be successful while out of control. They rationalize and justify the use.
@AimlessQuotes
@AimlessQuotes Жыл бұрын
That's the tough part, because technically an alcoholic is addicted and dependent. Dude can stop cold turkey for sober October, so he's obviously not dependent. It's even worse that he makes the choice to drink as much as he does. 🤣
@exspiravit6920
@exspiravit6920 Жыл бұрын
The toughest thing is listening to the construction workers in the comments give their expertise on any subject.
@BJack1983
@BJack1983 Жыл бұрын
If Bert is 38-inch waste, I'm going to eat my tape measure! I worked in tailoring for a decade in London and he's as unaware of his size as most of the chaps looked after 😂
@TheProfessordank
@TheProfessordank Жыл бұрын
He's definitely a 46 husky
@treesin2199
@treesin2199 Жыл бұрын
He thinks his waste is just above his fupa.
@waffleman8289
@waffleman8289 Жыл бұрын
@M Kucha You’re in Hong Kong tailoring now right?
@dhanks
@dhanks Жыл бұрын
@@waffleman8289😂😂😂
@TheItalianStallion13
@TheItalianStallion13 Жыл бұрын
He has to lift his stomach up to get to his waist lol So it probably is hahaha
@SocratesRR90
@SocratesRR90 Жыл бұрын
Nice to hear Tom talk about Hawaii.
@TwizzyCha
@TwizzyCha Жыл бұрын
You know , at this point I just want a Tom podcast.
@collinmorris
@collinmorris Жыл бұрын
This 👆🏻
@tommyinthearctic6859
@tommyinthearctic6859 Жыл бұрын
I prefer whale noises when I sleep
@TwizzyCha
@TwizzyCha Жыл бұрын
@@tommyinthearctic6859 we twins fr!
@evfields24
@evfields24 Жыл бұрын
Tom Talks was the best
@zachstricklin4686
@zachstricklin4686 Жыл бұрын
@charoul some people need friends SMH
@riciethecigrit7079
@riciethecigrit7079 Жыл бұрын
I still get a lot of old your moms house and 2 bears podcast in my recommended its genuinely insane to see Tom getting in such good shape for his Hannibal Lecter role.
@silverback3926
@silverback3926 Жыл бұрын
I wish tim and Bret would look back at the old episodes when they were funny. Now they just pontificate about how great they are. Boring. I always try to tune in but can never get through 5 mins. Same has happen to wmma. Shame they lost thier funny.
@Sh4tterdL0g1c
@Sh4tterdL0g1c Жыл бұрын
I literally came to the comments to say that. I listen to a lot of the old podcasts just because I go on binges sometimes, I about lost my jaw when Tom said 205. He looks fucking amazing and would murder a hannibal role rn lol
@exspiravit6920
@exspiravit6920 Жыл бұрын
@@silverback3926 It seems like they're just a podcast of people who recently Ascended a Whole Class (from middle to Wealthy) and are so delighted with all the cool stuff they can do and how they feel about it LOL And to release their petty personality traits in stories.
@silverback3926
@silverback3926 Жыл бұрын
@@exspiravit6920 exactly! Well said
@joshuam3081
@joshuam3081 Жыл бұрын
At the beginning when Tom said "this might be crazy, but..." then goes on to describe wisdom and maturity that comes with age it really made me look forward to get older and wiser. It was just really inspiring to me for some reason.
@juliocamus7295
@juliocamus7295 Жыл бұрын
It really does man. Looking back even 5 years ago from 21 to 26, it’s the littlest things too. Blessings to you brother.
@kathye.4026
@kathye.4026 Жыл бұрын
That was very inspiring for me too.
@ClwkInstnct
@ClwkInstnct Жыл бұрын
Drinking game: Take a shot every time Bert goes "Can I tell you?"
@jefff3023
@jefff3023 Жыл бұрын
Why does he bother asking? Because he's gonna fucking tell you, even if you were in the middle of another topic
@LadyEsco725
@LadyEsco725 Жыл бұрын
⚰️RIP
@TendoTheDude
@TendoTheDude Жыл бұрын
Bertlock Holmes: Beach Detective. This HAS to become a show. Who's with me?
@buttface9434
@buttface9434 Жыл бұрын
nah bert sucks.
@jacksonjohnson9435
@jacksonjohnson9435 Жыл бұрын
I really hope Bert can eventually get his health together, I'm proud of him for trying even though he's failing.
@Henry-kv7zl
@Henry-kv7zl Жыл бұрын
God damn the Bert 'jokes' are getting depressing..
@SAHtoshiDude
@SAHtoshiDude Жыл бұрын
You two are an inspiration for what a good friendship looks like, what it means to truly have a pal. I love that. Thank you
@eligreenfield3409
@eligreenfield3409 Жыл бұрын
Best episode in a long time with both bears. Bert is a completely different person when he isn’t drinking! Never related more with anything than Tim’s anecdote about having three things in his hands and now at his age putting something down so he doesn’t drop something trying to do it all 🤯
@jefff3023
@jefff3023 Жыл бұрын
He still seems like his usual narcissistic fueled self who constantly cuts everyone else off
@ChaseR09
@ChaseR09 Жыл бұрын
Tom's face at 52:06 after how Bert demands a drink is hilarious
@kissthesunn
@kissthesunn Жыл бұрын
Don't get me wrong. I love the whole Brent Kool aid thing and Tom with the immaculate timing, with that being said this is one of my favorite podcasts. I needed this. Thank you guys.
@Nate-gx8xi
@Nate-gx8xi Жыл бұрын
Speaking as one of those unhealthy bearded guys, you inspire me to change my life, down 40lbs and counting
@Australiantourforyourdog
@Australiantourforyourdog Жыл бұрын
Hay mate, nice work 👍🦘 keep on cutting that weight, have a good day my bearded brother from afar, with same name ✌️🇦🇺🐶🐾🤠
@iamcablegi2010
@iamcablegi2010 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes when Burt gets excited... it's like listening to a child who hasn't talked to anyone all day lol he gets so excited lol
@ullrich
@ullrich Жыл бұрын
Tom honestly really does inspie me. His health, his business, his outlook - it's admirable. I can't say he's the only person who has inspired me, but he's definitely one of them.
@ArtemisArsha
@ArtemisArsha Жыл бұрын
Tome is finally back… from Hawaii! Maybe in two months we’ll hear about his trip to Australia
@oli.y
@oli.y Жыл бұрын
😂
@a.j.delgado3561
@a.j.delgado3561 Жыл бұрын
I love Bert for understanding that FL people just 'get' each other, lol. As someone who went to school at UF shortly after Bert's days in Tally, I feel this, lol.
@Madagon367
@Madagon367 Жыл бұрын
I love my Bert in a very small weekly dosis. I can't imagine how exhausting it would be to hang out with him irl just for one day.
@Stephen_Eee
@Stephen_Eee Жыл бұрын
First day you're fine, the next day is what separates the chaf from the alcoholic in denial 😆
@Bubbles99718
@Bubbles99718 Жыл бұрын
Tailoring is huge. Had a Buddy 20 years ago, I'm 54 now, who would tailor everything: even T shirts. Learned that from him. Total game changer. Highly recommended. Fit is more important than quality of materials, and at way less the cost. Make a point of getting this done with everything you own. Start off with your go to's and move on from there
@bigpictureguys8415
@bigpictureguys8415 Жыл бұрын
33:32 hearing bert seesaw between curbing his drinking & going all in on it is getting exhausting. It’s been YEARS of this.
@zooedca
@zooedca Жыл бұрын
If Bert could actually let Tom finish a story...
@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk
@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk Жыл бұрын
Who's Bert?
@Alex-rl4uy
@Alex-rl4uy Жыл бұрын
What's a story?
@EXG21
@EXG21 Жыл бұрын
Tom WHOM?
@jaycrabs420
@jaycrabs420 Жыл бұрын
Thats not possible
@grapeape8177
@grapeape8177 Жыл бұрын
u keep on wishing bud it’s not happening 😂
@kevlanb8779
@kevlanb8779 Жыл бұрын
Love hearing Barf mentioned how he’s drinking less, then proceeding to mention wanting campari spritz every five minutes.
@24LakersNation4Life
@24LakersNation4Life Жыл бұрын
I love this vibe of just catching up and talking, slower pace.
@Blu3wonder
@Blu3wonder Жыл бұрын
Not sure we watched the same episode...
@tommyrobinson4161
@tommyrobinson4161 Жыл бұрын
43 yr old truck driver 220# former Marine and army just lost motivation after rough return from Afghanistan need to get on that fan program so I'm around in 20yrs! Y'all inspire TF outta me
@Inspiringami
@Inspiringami Жыл бұрын
I go eeling every spring. And I stand in rushing water cold water, the feeling I get from doing this is amazing, I feel like it’s sucha serene feeling. The powerful ocean ❤️
@masterofnonetv8361
@masterofnonetv8361 Жыл бұрын
That ayahuasca opened tom up!
@MatDeCesare
@MatDeCesare Жыл бұрын
Right?!
@spaghettidunk
@spaghettidunk Жыл бұрын
My father was given a month to live a few days ago this episode is touching on alot things that I can relate to. "Alot" surfing and cancer
@danielanutella7936
@danielanutella7936 Жыл бұрын
Tom is looking like a snack! Giving us fit daddy vibes. Good for you Tom!
@SquidSnuggles
@SquidSnuggles 11 ай бұрын
You're a man and you say snack? Lol.
@christopherlepotakis1632
@christopherlepotakis1632 Жыл бұрын
Tom, I totally get your weight loss journey. I went from 330 pounds down to 195. Kept the weight off for 14 years now and at 36 I feel amazing man. My biggest motivator to never go backwards was my father. When I lost all the weight, I decided to get all new clothes to celebrate I could finally shop for clothes at normal stores with normal sizes. After I bought all new clothes, my dad said “what are you doing with your old clothes?” I said to him that I was donating them because they don’t fit any more. His reply was “well why don’t you keep some just in case?” And I said “just in case what? I’m never gaining this weight back again.” It had thoroughly pissed me off in a way that motivated me to keep prove him wrong. Knowing who he is, I know he didn’t mean it the way he said it, but rather than let that phrase take the wind out of my sails I used it for motivation. Keep up your good work man, I’m proud of your progress.
@flashaxel
@flashaxel Жыл бұрын
1:11:31 I was just thinking how I wished Tom had his own podcast, turns out he just posted another episode of his own on his channel. Wooooo!
@davewatne3374
@davewatne3374 Жыл бұрын
This Tom guy is a really good guest you should have him back more
@felixfjr
@felixfjr Жыл бұрын
You know sometimes I wake up and think it’s just another day. And I humbly proceed through my morning routine. I get ready for work thinking it will be just another day of melancholy monotony. And then I check KZbin to put on a podcast but what do I find find? A glowing burst of euphoria as I stumble upon a new episode of two bears one cave. And I know ima have a funny entertaining day. And this is a treat I get every Monday and it’s amazing.
@SlurmsMacKenzie69
@SlurmsMacKenzie69 Жыл бұрын
I love these guys as comics and podcasters. I could not give any less of a shit about where they like to vacation and what they like to do in their free time, and how we all should apply that to our lives too lol congrats fellas, but that's cool guy shit
@funnydonor9484
@funnydonor9484 Жыл бұрын
I agree with everything you said except them being good podcasters and comics. Oh no no no no no sir.
@Wook2679
@Wook2679 Жыл бұрын
Listening to Bert go on his love of drinking rants and how he wishes he could be better is getting so old. Been listening to 2 Bears 1 Cave since it’s inception and it’s just getting to be the same conversation about alcohol when they are together.
@kathye.4026
@kathye.4026 Жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite episodes. A couple of times Bert interrupted and Tom did not finish his thought, but I LOVE when Tom shares his introspection. 🥰🤩
@tenkkutn
@tenkkutn Жыл бұрын
I never anticipated 2 Bears was actually a series on a man's spiral into psychosis
@MissyGirl5150
@MissyGirl5150 Жыл бұрын
I just love y’all on a Monday morning! It helps my day❤❤❤
@bnwoodleyable
@bnwoodleyable Жыл бұрын
bert saying someone else doesnt think things through is the highest form of irony
@anthonymarshall9058
@anthonymarshall9058 Жыл бұрын
Sad to see so many people giving Bert hate. He’s given us so much joy and he was amazing in this too. He was super excited and nervous to meet her, if you’re a genuine fan you know the history. Give him a break. He takes enough shit and still gives us enormous joy. Thank you Bert.
@brucekiefner3370
@brucekiefner3370 Жыл бұрын
I mean , what great friends! They have each others back . Open and honest on a podcast that millions listen to but you two speak to one another . Thank you!
@superagent7063
@superagent7063 Жыл бұрын
It looks like Tom has lost another 20LBS since this episode was recorded. Anyone see his social media post today? Inspiring for sure!
@user-uh5tb9er4o
@user-uh5tb9er4o Жыл бұрын
yall always catching me unprepared with the profound segments!! i clicked to get stupid and now im all inspired by "riding the earth" :)
@Stina85
@Stina85 Жыл бұрын
Looking forward to the 2 Bears 1 Wave episode! 💙🌊
@jeremyguy8910
@jeremyguy8910 Жыл бұрын
to burt and tom i doubt you two ever read these, but you two are the highlight of my bad weeks lately, i swear your podcast is one of the few things getting me thru the week still, keep it up, your both amazing.
@MichaelCarltonDarnell
@MichaelCarltonDarnell Жыл бұрын
Been on Oahu for 12 years this March. Best decision I ever made with my wife. We vacationed here for 2 weeks and fell in love with the island life. This is home now.
@Not_Genie
@Not_Genie Жыл бұрын
Finally the bears are back together!
@zachrat9083
@zachrat9083 Жыл бұрын
52:01 Bert 15 minutes into rehab
@nathangonzales5915
@nathangonzales5915 Жыл бұрын
I love how Bert thinks he’s all deep and has an interesting perspective when he’s just a stupid drunk
@stevehunt914
@stevehunt914 Жыл бұрын
That was just nasty?
@isaiahdaily123
@isaiahdaily123 Жыл бұрын
Surfing is the best feeling. Better than a rollercoaster. Even when you are sitting their it’s so relaxing. Surfers are also the best guys to be around, just always so chill and happy never any drama.
@MrAberham33
@MrAberham33 Жыл бұрын
sheesh, Bert talks about surfing for 20 minutes, and Tom's just staring at him like Bert. You're insane 🤣
@Top3sy
@Top3sy Жыл бұрын
Damn! Tom looks better and better every ep. Keep it up big dog
@jameskelly1248
@jameskelly1248 Жыл бұрын
Dad’s definitely droppin Jean sizes… lookin cut, son!
@pbodys16
@pbodys16 Жыл бұрын
If only it were enough inspiration for Bert
@pbodys16
@pbodys16 Жыл бұрын
Ha just listened to the episode and I was wrong… Tom IS inspiring Bert.
@jameskelly1248
@jameskelly1248 Жыл бұрын
@@pbodys16 haha right dude!
@johnreynolds7546
@johnreynolds7546 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE when BERT is gone on tour !!!!!
@jakedelta22
@jakedelta22 Жыл бұрын
Please never stop this Podcast. I love you guys and the Sober October crew and Joey, Theo Shultz, Whitney, Santino, Chrissy D, Push , Callen etc. You guy's are like laugh theropy
@SoyCanVamp772
@SoyCanVamp772 Жыл бұрын
As somebody who grew up surfing everyday listening to them talk about surf lessons is hilarious 😂
@0taku514
@0taku514 Жыл бұрын
Literally thinking the same thing haha I surf pretty much every day and it cracks me up how they are so into it and how they are describing it 😂
@zak-a-roo264
@zak-a-roo264 Жыл бұрын
just glad they aren't talking story in bad Haole pidgin ,that's the worst
@crash9061
@crash9061 Жыл бұрын
@@zak-a-roo264 where you think they learned it! haha
@ggrriissoomm
@ggrriissoomm Жыл бұрын
Tom on 2 Bears: "I want to talk about Hawaii"
@jacobdaltongilbreth6514
@jacobdaltongilbreth6514 Жыл бұрын
Brent’s squeaky laughtalk makes me turn my headphones down
@cameronelliott984
@cameronelliott984 Жыл бұрын
Avid surfer from San Diego here... The way y'all talked about surfing made me soooo damn happy! Oh and John John and Nate are epic to watch, so inspirational
@BVDsGoneFishing
@BVDsGoneFishing Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced Tom is the only one that can make Bert's podcasts bearable.
@ladam19
@ladam19 Жыл бұрын
Bert talking about disappearing sounds like the dream of every touched out exhausted mom 👌🏼 🏝️
@Daddy.loves.you.
@Daddy.loves.you. Жыл бұрын
Checked out. You're touched
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