"TOMAHAWKING SPIDERS FOR TRESPASSING" | Kip Reacts to TheRussianBadger

[@slh8505]

Fun fact, Badger had actual wing diver sounds in the video but had to reupload because said wing diver sounds gave him age restriction

[@hallowedbeyourdays]

WD: [the usual anime noises] Bajur: "... all of my hentai tabs are muted. This is in-game audio."

[@Kaltsit-]

@@hallowedbeyourdays it was a seriously good part of the video, sucks that he had to take it out

[@The_Wanderer_is]

Wasnt it because of the Wing diver suit it was a leotard(bunny suit thingy) to the school uniform

[@WorldWeave]

I assumed it was because of the hentai jokes

[@jimmytuplano3843]

Yep it a joke and i was there before the reupload

[@faceless1999-w7c]

Kip: *"the three people that scare me the most when building shit are rednecks, engineers, and marines."* Me and my father both being all three of those things.

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

If e want to step it up theres only one way, Max0r vids. ;D

[@laharlkent]

Is it bad that he is just describing Warhammer universe's Orcs?

[@joshuawells7415]

Well said, the airforce gave a Florida man a degree in engineering and he built them the scariest thing to soar the skies since pterodactyls.

[@jesschen5513]

Hint this is why we have the F 22 Raptor and Disney world

[@Wolfbroa]

That’s the American I want all to be

[@mightymachine5372]

Kip heard "head mage" and just broke. The model breaking at the best of times is still the funniest thing. The maniacal laughter and the deadpan of the model is funny as hell.

[@karlwikman3874]

Armor Piercing English

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

@@karlwikman3874 High Impact Constructive Criticism. For every 100 bits I'll up my auto tune by 1%

[@buck2ndson]

Its so funny that badgers wing diver bit was spicy enough to literally get his video age restricted

[@Dr_Monitor]

Sucks that he had to reupload the video with the funniest part of the video removed.

[@He4vener]

@@Dr_Monitor at least there's reactions to the original vid which are somehow didn't get age restriction. Especially those that have video in a small box while rest of video format is webcam

[@Dr_Monitor]

@@He4vener shots fired at The Renegades lmao

[@ShinigamiSparda]

@@Dr_Monitor "All my hentai tabs are muted. This is all in-game audio."

[@grantharriman284]

8:11 I got REAL FUCKING CONCERNED when Kip said he got a Claymore, but then he showed a picture of a sword. In hindsight, it says a lot about the country I live in that I can't immediately assume that the notion of him having an anti-personnel mine is completely out of the realm of possibility. Trusting this cat with large sharp objects is still a bad idea, but at least it's not an anti-personnel mine.

[@KipReacts]

It's actually blunted, but it's still a giant piece of metal in the shape of a claymore able to withstand combat.

[@grantharriman284]

@@KipReacts I figured given your previous talk about armored combat sports. Still pretty sweet though. The concern was entirely based around the explosive variety of the same name.

[@ardynamberglow3124]

Ah yes, I got my claymore, and my claymore.

[@user-yy7tw9hv9n]

@@KipReacts Yo udo realize that Air Raider is basically JTAC right?

[@wessltov]

@@KipReacts That's more than you could say about the other kind of claymore. I've never seen an anti-personnel mine that could withstand combat. So, safe to say your claymore is stronger than the other one?

[@scarletafton6045]

Fun fact claymores we’re made to be just light and small enough that a person could be able to use it as a one handed sword despite technically being a two handed sword

[@S_O_U_P]

I thought he was talking about the M18 anti personel "fuck you" mine but no. It's a sword.

[@fatalvenomX]

@@S_O_U_P I’ll be honest I was about to comment the same thing, for some reason the first thing my mind went to was an m18 so now I have the image of a soldier saying this to his buddy before charging and smacking someone with an armed m18

[@NickAsNickName]

​@@fatalvenomX that would be one hell of a way to go

[@General_Weebus]

That's... not correct at all. What you're describing is a bastard sword (a.k.a. a hand and a half sword). Bigger than an arming sword (one handed swords) but smaller than a longsword (two handed swords). And don't let pop culture mislead you, longswords were indeed two handed weapons. That's actually something that For Honor got right. Claymores were bigger than longswords but smaller than full sized greatswords like the zweihänder.

[@WoofleWaffles]

As an engineering student I can assure at least some of my classmates would fight a large spider with a hammer. When you have engineers in the medieval combat club you know it’s gonna be good

[@Unknownhorrorofhoxxes]

Sapper

[@thatoneguy8304]

I was so upset when Badger's hentai bit was cut but at least I was there when it was uploaded

[@PLF__]

FACTS!!!!! ONE OF THE BEST JOKES IN THE WHOLE VIDEO

[@theonewhouploadsnothing1704]

Several declarations of violence, nah cool Pointing out a very over-sexualized character and getting a good joke out of it? Ban hammer!

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

It wasn't even a hentai bit it was just In game noises

[@thatoneguy8304]

@@jaredjosephsongheng372 he said in the bit "All my hentai tabs are muted right now. That's just game audio"

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

@@thatoneguy8304 yeah like i said. Just game audio

[@cmdrnight6693]

Kip: two things scare me, rednecks and engineers Me, a redneck with an engineering degree: ah, another day designing and manufacturing aircraft parts

[@NickAsNickName]

So you're saying there's a venn diagram

[@cmdrnight6693]

@@NickAsNickName you might be onto something there. Vinn diagram between rednecks, engineers, and military.

[@dragodx8238]

Wait till he sees The Engineer. I'm waiting too.

[@likwidcheezekake]

​@@cmdrnight6693 it's just a circle

[@VoidHxnter]

@@cmdrnight6693Redneck + Military = Haggard (BF: Bad Company) Redneck + Engineer = TF2 Engineer Military + Engineer = M1 Abrams and Apache monsters Combine all 3 and that’s a recipe for the horror that is the M2 Bradley.

[@johnsmithfakename8422]

Ah EDF ... the game where you have Soldier, The Guy with the phone and the codes ... ALL THE CODES, the girl with energy weapons and a jetpack, and THE HEAVY. The game where each battle feels like it cost a fraction of the world's ammunition stockpile.

[@mrmattdoesstuff]

I've seen this so many times before on different channels...it never gets old xD. And your reaction slays me 😂😂😂 Edit: also, that claymore is sick!!!

[@justinalicea1590]

11:36 So there was a part before that where he just was looking at her being stuck in the web and making very sexual noises. To which he said, "All my hentai tabs are muted, this is in-game audio." Edit: Oh, and when he first had to re-upload it, he replaced the moan when she gets snapped in half by a spider.

[@Synthwave_YT]

Wish he didn't have to remove it. Not because I was down bad but because it was genuinely funny.

[@phreedomphart4293]

15:59 They did all walk into a room once. The result was the M50 Ontos. So your fear is well founded lol

[@bthsr7113]

Air Raider is support. That just happens to include danger close FIRE SUPPORT.

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

Oh and Artillery Support. And Air Support.

[@thelivingglitch1371]

2:14 SCP-049 Object Reclass: Neutralized

[@whiterabbit75]

Wow. Badger not holding back against the 'game journalists'" ability to play being weaksauce. "Who sees an invasion of giant bugs and thinks, 'I better grab my hammer'?" Reinhardt mains?

[@davidlass8409]

Badger Used Discretionary Spending! It's Super Effective!

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

God used Non Descript Lizard, it's a critical hit.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

EDF5 doesn't have dragons, but it does have Mechsuits that Airraider can summon. Also, watching about a dozen 135 millimeter artillery shells blast the fuck out of a giant bipedal frog will never NOT be satisfying.

[@bthsr7113]

Also frogs.

[@danielm.595]

​@@bthsr7113 and *GOD*

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

​@@danielm.595 Yep god is actually here this time. It's not his Brain but actually God.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@jaredjosephsongheng372 It's spoilers for that mission, so SPOILER ALERT. THIS IS YOUR SPOILER ALERT. THE EDF TRY TO ARREST GOD. To be fair, it's an enemy commander whose command craft they had just destroyed, but still; FUCKING GOD.

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 This isn't really a spoiler for me as it is a Spoiler for others. I know what happens in EDF 5 I've seen the full game. I don't understand why they expected to arrest God.

[@hjrulez8516]

THE E D F DEPLOYS

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

Our Soldiers are prepared for any Alien threats The Navy Launches Ships, The Air Force sends their Jets And nothing can withstand our Fixed Bayonets The EDF Deploys!

[@A-strange-visitor]

I thought it was The EDFD boys

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

@@A-strange-visitor the Earth Defense Force Deploys Boys??

[@A-strange-visitor]

@@jaredjosephsongheng372 yep

[@nathengriffiths-holland7038]

That video is what got me and 3 of my friends into EDF and since that video was released we all have nearly a thousand hours into in individualy

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

"To Save Our Mother Earth From Any Alien Attack!"

[@plzcheck286AAA]

From vicious giant insects who whave once again come back

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

​@@plzcheck286AAA We'll deploy of all our forces we won't cut them any slack. THE EDF DEPLOYS!

[@hollowbrinethehollowfiedsu6365]

Also fencer's shield is scary because it can reflect all projectiles if timed right

[@AGUSTIN-zc5iu]

7:37 what. Only now I realized that badjur put in the genshin JP dub in there? .... Motherff- Also, sick claymore. Sad that it's not the one with the more.. explosive touch.

[@Trygorn]

God i love this game, i actually managed to crash it for me and my friends by setting off a thunderball inside a shield. Air Raider is still my favourite and EDF 5 only made him better even if we lost our rail guns

[@ItsEon04]

lets give Florida man a lab coat and the a defense budget to fight god and tell them to make the scariest thing that has ever flown since the cretaceous period, that will scare me

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

A-10 warthog: hey bro, guess what?

[@SoMuchFacepalm]

The F-22?

[@PolarisAl-baydalocke]

Mmm my favorite Lockheed Martin.

[@zerosen2141]

of the recent EDF games, EDF 4.1 SoND has probably the best story and enemy types. EDF 5 on the other hand has a near god-tier progression system for the four classes (mainly stuff for the classes you played with a small handout for others and duplicates power up weapons) EDF 5's story is B-tier compared to 4.1's and the enemy roster is kinda garbage compared to 4.1 Both are great games, the grind in both is unbelievable and I am looking forward to an english release of EDF 6 (direct sequel to 5 story-wise)

[@kingfordvr5863]

I’ve been playing so much edf ever since badger uploaded this video

[@queenssnowfall]

I found your channel earlier today, and I have just been binge-watching your Russian Badger videos this has just made my day.

[@dylanstephenson4088]

4:52 god bless America

[@bthsr7113]

I'd recommend 5 as an entry point. Since it's a reboot with QOL improvements. Orr if you want to shake things up, Iron Rain or World Heroes. Iron Rain is notably the only way you get to play a female character with any dignity.

[@Dostoron]

crazy thing in that top ten list... USA has more spending than ALL the other 9 put together, that is not hyperbole at all.

[@5olowing.p1xy]

Oh BOY I'm glad I watched this the very first time Bajur uploaded said video of Tomahawking Spiders

[@SelfZin]

It was reuploaded since Badger made a joke that the Wing Diver noises sounded like "Adult Anime" and it got the video age restricted

[@The_Fierce_Deity]

Now I need to listen to some NSP. Specifically “6969” and “Orgy For One”. Those two are my favourite ones excluding the covers. The NSP covers are so good.

[@KipReacts]

6969 is one of my favorite jams when I'm driving

[@kenpachistory_maker06]

I own this game it called Earth Defence Force 4.1: Shadow of new despair and it is the funniest shit I've played in 7 years

[@michaelcordero7061]

Kip laughed so much they blue screened.

[@dgghbvyhbgbnhgbbcf8908]

15:50 when he say that the scares thing is when a red neck and a Engineers make something but what about a red neck marine engineer with a bottomless budget and access to anything and everything he can think of

[@lukascreech3229]

'Shares picture of owned claymore' -Immediately earns my respect.

[@18videowatcher41]

When you paused on the frame where it said "cowabunga it is", I accidentally misread it as "cowabunga tits" at first 🤣

[@LocalSchizoprenic]

rotor turrets, that right there is what the soldiers call grunts and crafts project

[@absolutexero9385]

The spooders here are the common house variety in comparison to the ones in Australia

[@BLANKERAMA]

there is supposed to be a new, double-sided ShyLily waifu cup coming out at the end of this month (06/2023). Also, this game is crack

[@BudokaiTH]

19:42 Missed the chance for the Courage the Cowardly Dog joke. "Can't bop a bug without me mallet!" -Eustace Bagge

[@awesome_by_default]

Dont worry. I drove through Nebraska recently and it was very clearly still there.

[@TimParadox5]

The kind of support air raider provides is FIRE SUPPORT.

[@minecrafteribrahim5260]

At 11:22 he said a line Badger/Spencer said “… All of my hentai tabs are muted THIS IS IN GAME AUDIO” and KZbin came down with a thunder built and struck his video so he had to get rid of it

[@TheRyuSword]

4:34 What the dog doin? Watching Badger vids

[@Jaiden_th]

Bro must be the most happy person in the intire planet

[@Jeferic]

This resonates with my soul

[@blu_cerb]

THE NAVY LAUNCH THE SHIPS! THE AIR FORCE SENDS ITS JETS! BUT. NOTHING CAN WITHSTAND OUR AFFIXED BAYONETS

[@blu_cerb]

THE *E.D.F* DEPLOYS!

[@miguelleis4827]

There actually is a earth defense force five. It is on the PS four and it’s basically the same thing. Although I feel like it’s a little bit better because if you collect enough boxes, it will send some to the other classes.

[@larkkit9489]

dont worry kip as a person that lives in Nebraska we are fine just don't ask questions

[@NamelessCrusad3r]

Bro the laughter has me DYING

[@VoidHxnter]

As a redneck and friend of a redneck engineer, I whole heartedly agree with every redneck joke in this video. We scare each other sometimes with what we come up with.

[@NGEvangeliman]

subbed, for both TRB and NSP enjoyer.

[@joshuaborg3907]

Puny mortal using claymore when true chads use pole arms

[@joshuaborg3907]

Ps I’m a heavy infantry Reanacter

[@reaperther4822]

23:00 I saw then pick up Nebraska

[@ZaaTheWizardTwoPointZero]

The thing that was cut out was Wing Diver moans.

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

her outfit was also a bit too form fitting for KZbin's liking so our boy Badger had to change it to appease the Algorithm

[@omega40k]

EDF 6 english version recently just got announced

[@aaronwilliamson1282]

now all he needs with that Sledgehammer is some beer

[@alt666]

Why was there a huge usb c port on the side of that hammer when you paused lol

[@CorporalCargopants1749]

I was there for the initial reaction. It lives only in my memory now.

[@sniclops15]

Yeah the previous Wing Diver Model was... Interesting Also wing divers sound MEGA SUS in game when trapped in those webs That explains the reupload lol

[@DungeonBro-wl4ps]

Redneck: Malkavian Engineer: Ventrue Caitiff: Oh god what have I gotten my self into…

[@TheWigglerKing]

Ya already know, it’s ya boi MOAR AGERBD!!!!

[@shots6409]

The GIANT enemy SPIDER

[@frostfiredirewolf8517]

Marine Redneck Engineering is how we solve world peace like a dentist would.

[@S_O_U_P]

Kip, your laugh is so high pitched and loud that you gave me actual hearing damage.

[@Inkastar-tz8yd]

i always thaught the guys in the intro were saying "the edf d boiiisssss"

[@bensherinian3599]

If NATO was a sitcom, it would be called “America and friends”.

[@Darktrap_GLITCHINGVIRUS]

~To save our mother earth from any alien attack~

[@hollowbrinethehollowfiedsu6365]

Air raider for life. I love my sun shooting tank

[@magos_gladii3775]

First time I’ve ever heard messer pronounced like that and I study under one of the forerunners of HEMA but cool knife and sword curious if you study Glasgow or Lecküchner if you want to learn Lecküchner is better as we have very detailed manuscripts with diagrams to follow Glasgow is like an A4 sheet that’s it.

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

The cursed part was great....Why youtube?

[@GuardianWolf85]

“Support” class

[@leavenworth1651]

When I clicked on a badger reacts video i didn't expect to see NSP but im all for it

[@Jduejdhrhrh]

I think you mean super magnetic accelerated cannon inbound

[@Baldwin-iv445]

1:36 Dude if we were desperate enough to use a gun that could crack the planets crust, then the fire is over for all of us.

[@herrscheroftherock8803]

ngl dude you just have the funniest fucking hyena laugh

[@Shadow-nj7ro]

For 100% of this video, your mouth has been open like your consuming a cylinder

[@moderntheboss3254]

Me: picks air raider Also me: plays free bird by CCR in the background

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

Or You could play Fortunate Son

[@MrJJandJim]

I play EDF 5 on Playstation, not sure if it's cross play or not. But, if you get the game I'd love to join you! Hell, I'll play with anyone, y'all just gotta ask!

[@teal4999]

Currently going through 4.1 again as a Fencer, I’ll try and join you when I finish this run

[@MrJJandJim]

@@teal4999 The current time for me is 1 am, so it'll have to be a few hours from now, lol. gotta be rested if I'm gonna blast some aliens!

[@Tapioca472]

Didn't know Russianbadger is getting popular, i know he was popular but these are vtubers 😂

[@KipReacts]

He makes excellent content and is incredibly relatable. He seems genuinely nice, and I'd love to personally thank him and his crew for making such amazing videos one day.

[@jamesmills5326]

Honestly Redneck engineering can be really solid. It's the reason my dad used a Folgers coffee can as a replacement part for his truck and it worked for a solid 8 years.

[@kevinhabing]

1:38 jorge - mac cannons? in atmosphere?

[@MrPhaylin95]

I think the scariest thought to have is a redneck who is an engineer in the marine corps lol

[@Roche_sanderson]

5:14 yes, he said head mage he couldn't say grand wizard for obvious reasons

[@Zachattack1cub]

Just noticed your extremely cultured recommended choice next to your right shoulder at around 6:30, and how it's been watched already, and now I wanna know your thoughts on Senchou's cultured views, heh.

[@NoahNolin-d2t]

I’m always for surprise NSP references

[@theunsmoothcriminal7344]

It was censored because he showed the original skin for air raider in sorse

[@jordanhunter3375]

Also because of a clip where the Wing Diver was making stock VFX of....distress, and Badger made a 🐔👔 joke

[@jordanhunter3375]

I think The Renegades' reaction still has it in.

[@roccopereira1497]

In stead of the CheyTac M200 get the NTW-20 which fires a 20mm round

[@flareborn2648]

i was there of the 1st division and gawd dam That wing diver part git me dead but when like he re uploaded it i was hella confused then i realise ( REALLY KZbin thats the only time you Demotized a video ? )

[@noadiahdeluna9485]

I feel like I just put kip in with a 1911 in edf4 and he will murder everything (love content hope yall keep goin)

[@michaelcordero7061]

God: Damn it, they survived agian. Wonder what I'll send this time. I know how about introducing a naturally occurring predator to humans to thin their numbers. EDF: Humans have naturally occurring predators now. Shoot it with a bigger gun.

[@aaronwharton8772]

confirmed ants in nebraska were not ok

[@RanmaYagami]

*Two Bowsette videos in recommended* I see you are a fellow enjoyer of culture as well

[@KipReacts]

Song is based.

[@josephpolk9660]

I like your laugh funny man, have my sub

[@nykken9943]

Tell the seebees you need enemy equipment, their gonna get it

[@jadenhastakenover9328]

Blue won’t stop laughing

[@jadenhastakenover9328]

Blud