Rejects (feat. Daniel Howell)

Tom & Dan knock off some knock-offs
Featuring Dan 'danisnotonfire' Howell ( / danisnotonfire )
Written and Directed by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Co-Written, Produced and Assistant Directed by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache )
Cinematography & Colour Grading by Ciaran O'Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
Editing & Camera Assistance by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Costume & Makeup by Edie Flowers ( / eed_flowers )
Visual Effects by David 'Hoolopee' Post ( / hoolopee )
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Sound Recording by Ollie Drummond (www.olliedrummond.com/)
with Dan Howell as Span ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Doesn't Understand the Human Body Dan ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Really Bad Advice Dan ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Racist Dan ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Secretly Asian Dan ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Barbershop Quartet Dan ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Suicidal Dan ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Chan ( / danisnotonfire ,
and Phil Lester as Phan ( / amazingphil )
TomSka Shirts (tomskashop.com/)
Twitter ( / thetomska )
Facebook ( thetomska)
Tumblr ( / thetomska )
Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )

[@Lauravian]

Hamisnotonfire

[@leahjoy6255]

😂😂😂

[@sophia-cv8qh]

Amazing 👏

[@shinkaicity]

Hamsterisnotonfire

[@marykatherinewhite8082]

+SilvaAquaKitteh leave

[@cuddlesrox77]

+SilvaAquaKitteh get outp

[@kormagogthedestroyer]

It’s amazing how suicidal Dan lasted the longest of all the Dans

[@MasterIsabelle]

Logic 200

[@nobodyhereisnamedalized]

probably looking for the perfect thing to off himself,can relate with clothing

[@inverted925]

Yes

[@SETH-SOUP]

Took him time to find the gun, he is also forget where the gun is dan

[@EyeSky420]

Actually, Phan survived the longest

[@blackoutlol2857]

0:42 “what are all these dead bodies doing here?” “Honestly not much” most underrated joke in this video.

[@basma.gogogo]

Exactly

[@guntherbgunnerson8989]

Exactly

[@ConfusedOxygen]

Exactly

[@michaelpalfy6340]

Exactly.

[@ps4nowwoot972]

Precisely

[@hayleyrudd1677]

"Did...your...hair...lose weight?" Yes, yes it did.

[@cadysevlogs_3662]

Hayley Rudd 2011 lol

[@freyajones2166]

Thank you for noticing

[@carrierosem1]

Hayley Rudd it lost straightness (like Dan did) XD

[@sheepjesus8227]

Hayley Rudd I believe it's called a, haircut...

[@peridotictable2275]

Hayley Rudd did you get...new..arms?

[@jedwardfanxox6]

this is the most i've seen Dan move ever

[@sunsetsurl]

😂😂

[@hptruefan]

+Nori Yeah true

[@rawrawrawr33]

I knew there was something off in this vid

[@quinnroscoe]

same

[@sabrina1869]

me to

[@zeroopolis5738]

If you turn on the subtitles when Tom is shooting Spanish Dan, it says: “Gets shot in spanish”

[@krazzykrokks7102]

Cap

[@daniellewilson8527]

Why?

[@krazzykrokks7102]

I didn't see it say that

[@Franktanker0]

Well it does

[@SirGiradon283]

You need to turn on English with extra jokes

[@seancorbett5060]

“I want answers.” “Ok... I lied.... I do have ham.” “A B O U T T H E B O D I E S”

[@MHChang2014]

Congratulations. You regurgitated a line from the video

[@GoToKitsuuny]

Oh well you know when you wanna tell someone something something but you don’t have the feeling so you bottle it up inside and it slowly turns into an urge to kill them?

[@joda7697]

@@GoToKitsuuny obviously

[@dereck386]

@@joda7697 "I cloned you so I could kill you".

[@joda7697]

@@dereck386 ...what?

[@sandraj45617]

I guess it's not the living room anymore.

[@katherinewarner7685]

OMG

[@dinotheaussie5825]

It took me a minute to get that joke

[@rmhom2344]

no

[@PatheIan]

I've defiantly not seen this comment in this video once before... Oh wait I have

[@dinotheaussie5825]

+Ghstbstr04 Space lots of people accidentally do that, it bugs me but it's a common mistake don't get so worked up

[@souploop2088]

Me talking to my crush *”Did your hair....lOSe WEiGHt”* *”Did you get.....ArmS”*

[@nxlly1787]

@William Nieslawski 😂

[@sadbugzz]

*WhAT iS ThE liVinG roOM*

[@jaimegarcia2566]

Just use Minecraft pick-up lines.

[@raitmun6942]

I wont have any success with my crush

[@gachacraystallised5889]

WHat Is A LivINg rOOm

[@keode]

I actually never realised quite how much clever writing goes into these. Even a line such as "That is a nice chair, let's just look at it" serves multiple purposes. It comes organically from Tom trying to distract Dan from the body, sets up the joke of the second body falling from behind it, and introduces the chair to the audience for the twist at the end of the video

[@Tk-nf2xd]

Organically?

[@keode]

@@Tk-nf2xd Maybe "Naturally" would have been a better word to use

[@Tk-nf2xd]

@@keode possibly

[@ardnegoyamrahs6177]

It's like arrested development

[@JetstreamSam379]

And it also works because what Tom wanted to tell Dan was that the Chair WAS the orginal Dan, so Tom is attempting to explain to Dan what he wanted to tell him in the first place.

[@_PrinceDionysus_]

It would've been funnier if they called him Danish.

[@FlamIsOnThePhone]

Good one lol 😂😂

[@kittanartist7308]

nice pfp 👌

[@_PrinceDionysus_]

@@kittanartist7308 You as well

[@ARC--br7ot]

Or if they named the original Dango Fett

[@goosifyed9717]

But that would have made the joke confusing.

[@hecatesgf9034]

Spanish Dan Span Mexidan Daniel the Spaniel

[@birgitrusbach1340]

PROTIP

[@giovannarojas1004]

PRO TIP

[@ilhaamnahamid4288]

+Giovanna rojas PROTIP

[@MW-vh3op]

PROTIP

[@rajieroo9476]

PROTIP

[@ishipitlikefedex2610]

"ham" *throws ham in face* _distraction 100_

[@bloodstainedpanties2533]

*Ham 100*

[@tvm8997]

*_Ham 1,000,000_*

[@yojihajime2153]

Ham 1,999,1828182,292819,

[@redpandaassasin6861]

Discombobulate.

[@akoy7180]

666 likes... should I like it....??

[@vynashe4442]

"Is that all of them?" "Well there's suicidal Dan...*BANG in next room* Yep that's all of them." That fucking killed me. But seriously suicide may be funny, but it's no joke. Please ask for help, don't do the unthinkable.

[@EzDyt]

Huh, how coincidental! It killed Suicidal Dan too!

[@gonegirl000]

I DID NOT REALIZE HE WAS IN THE NEXT ROOM OMG--

[@dimash_kasenov1874]

It's so nice to see Tom to be worried over a friend noticing that their hair is getting lighter and start to have a iron deficiency. Tom is such a good friend.

[@yeeyeehaircut4788]

"Did your hair...lose... -weight?" IF TOM ISN'T ME TRYING TO SOCIALIZE

[@doughnuttv5504]

YES 😂😂😂😂

[@greentaigo2552]

Jackycatlover108 did you get new... Arms

[@oldaccount8075]

Jackycatlover108 same

[@anxxiousace8018]

Jackycatlover108 "aaaa- that is a nice chair! let's just... look at it..."

[@cannibalquinn]

Jackycatlover108 SAME

[@naomileigh9465]

DAN YELLING DRINK BLEACH IS MY AESTHETIC

[@sleepyenby8036]

sAME

[@alisongold9448]

I think you mean terrible advice Dan

[@kenzieze4022]

Same

[@FangtasticASMR]

+Naomi Leigh I definitely did not play it at least 30 times....uhmm

[@lunebug00]

+Naomi Leigh sAME OMG I PLAYED IT 50 TIMES

[@CJK_781]

The fact that all the Clones are Individually put in the description is the Icing to this perfect cake

[@Baark0]

i know its supposed to be bad advice, but i love how it sounds like really bad advice dan is telling him to drink bleach because he shot him

[@stinkydramakid1604]

"I live here." not anymore

[@sephora7435]

StrangerErika ouch

[@lucymay446]

TOO SOON

[@lierewe]

StrangerErika TOO SOON

[@alpas15o]

?

[@artcartcat5620]

al PAS He moved

[@ameliasburrito1834]

Phil tho. dan: "was that another clone?" Dan you should know what you look like.

[@kenz8902]

Only Chan knows

[@rekiobsessed]

Poptart Trash 665 likes not today yt

[@luciebrown6263]

Toy lexa not todayyy

[@soph1062]

Poptart Trash yeah I called him phan

[@magicman3669]

Not-So-Much-Dan-Dan?

[@gav7692]

"Well, there is suicidal Dan, but-" *bang* "Yep, that's all of them"

[@dereck386]

"Thank God, you know if you have something to say you can just say it to me. We've all bottled up our feelings to the point where we feel like our only option is to murder a bunch of clones, but you can just talk to me. Okay?"

[@Jan_Koopman]

I can't believe that Tom would do that! Seriously, what kind of person does that? If you do have ham, don't lie about it!

[@m00dymedusa50]

LOL 😂

[@MasterIsabelle]

I know

[@evilwalter1038]

Plot twist that's still haunts me: *He does have ham*

[@blagelaglaze5776]

KZbin police Yo I hate it when a plot twist hunts me.

[@smokeybacon6194]

Wow you idiot. The plot twist is that they’re all played by Dan

[@ShadowLavish]

Smokey Bacon r/whoosh

[@smokeybacon6194]

Dr. Lavish I was being sarcastic

[@fazedlocseryu5093]

Smokey Bacon suuuureeee

[@alexishanley9378]

I think I've found my new favorite video on the internet and I won't regret it

[@britkittyxo]

same

[@amazingmelyisnotonfire9430]

Same

[@emilygemmingen6797]

Same

[@bliffity2692]

Why would you regret finding your favorite video?

[@hysteriahipster6968]

Hi again alexis why do I keep finding you okay

[@handlesarecringe957]

The most impressive thing here is the 10 shots out of a 6-shot revolver

[@CherryBirthdayCake]

"Really? They all look the same to me." The fact that it took me EIGHT YEARS to get that--

[@Sienna-mt5vn]

I guess the living room is now... the DIEning room!

[@ME-dj9yh]

SiSi D yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[@user-dq1jl4pb9d]

SiSi D but the dining room is wear you eat...

[@beanosben2093]

SiSi D cringy af

[@DubGaro]

Or: I guess it's not the living room anymore.

[@bluetiger0574]

SiSi D Hoi tEMmy

[@lpsrorifilms]

"I turned the real Dan into a chair," "what?" "I call him chan." *screaming* this is the best video ever!

[@blythecollins1420]

LPS rori Films *H* *A* *M*

[@ElijahBagel]

LPS rori Films I have to agree with you.

[@lpswhiskers]

The lpstuber phandom. Yes.

[@ace-of-space2004]

LPS rori Films imagine if chan wanted to get revenge, he would evolve into *y a n d e r e c h a n*

[@AquaticLotus7552]

HAM

[@obi8061]

Watched this when it first came out 7 years ago, and multiple times since, and I am just now getting the "they all look the same to me" bit

[@androidaxolotl8311]

"Hola!" *gets shot in Spanish* "Adios!" Best scene ever.

[@tashbrislane6525]

"Did your hair lose...weight?" "Did you get..new...arms?" "That is a nice chair...lets just...look at it" basically me trying to socialise 😂

[@annabanana4478]

Tash Brislane same

[@spyderpig991]

Tash Brislane SAME!!! Lmbo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gothicGumshoe]

Tash Brislane ...Same

[@adrianahleonhardt475]

same..except I stutter like: "d-did..y-your hair..loose um..w_weight?", "d-dod you g-get...n-new...uh..arms..? and the best of all wich I have said many times "th-thats a n-n-nice..um..chair..lets j-just l-lo-look at I-it.."

[@bee520]

Tash Brislane What killed me though, was right after that where he threw that ham xD

[@shanemarinarvaez2225]

The Spanish Dan (Span) reminded me of "Daniel the Spaniel" from Internet Support Group 7 😂😂

[@ashante8191]

Yeah😂

[@synthspleen]

lmao same

[@lolballoons.5587]

Yessss

[@slamdiggitydunk]

+Shane Narvaez SAMEEEEE

[@isabellavan1325]

Yasss

[@roland.w]

This has the greatest twist ending in all of cinematic history! This is just _perfect_

[@ElleBallendine]

sorry there’s no way that this was 5 years ago. I swear I just watched this the day it came out like 2 days ago

[@danayanmiew9648]

My favorite quotes: ”Did your hair lose weight” “Did you get new arms”

[@steppyblock5740]

What is living room?

[@raspberrytea1921]

I was right at that part.

[@kiteskingdom6137]

Dan Dan HAMMM!

[@waffuwaffle8969]

XD yes.

[@PracticalNeuron]

Marty Phillips “Why would it be in your hair?”

[@LuisTorres-gj5sb]

Dan: Is that all of them? Tom: well there suicidal dan *Gun shot* Tom: yep that's all of them

[@LuisTorres-gj5sb]

XD that should've been in the video

[@sethakins4029]

Luis Torres 2:02

[@kevinboyle3104]

420

[@advntrr9152]

"So uh, what is it you wanted to say?" "your a clone" "wha-"

[@jasonrowberry1289]

@@advntrr9152 HAM

[@jamesplayzreviews]

"You know you can just talk to me, we've all had that feeling where we bottled up our emotions until we feel like we need to kill a whole bunch of clone" I like how specific he was being

[@Kerosiin]

He is far too calm watching himself be murdered a dozen times over

[@lqtch]

Dan: Why did you clone me twice? Tom: *Yes*

[@drewwilson9938]

Also Tom: *Twice*

[@shadowdragon2122]

Span: Hola!

[@shonklebonkle324]

Twice twice twice twice twice.

[@parechu2]

Shadow Dragon Adios

[@shadowdragon2122]

That was Spanish Dan, I called him Span

[@Adrian-le4se]

Is that all of them? Well, there's suicidal Dan, but... *Distant gunshot* Yep, that's all of them.

[@tacodude2687]

I know that suicide is a very serious and dark topic but the suicidal Dan moment was hilarious

[@thething2723]

It's a good light joke of a dark and heavy subject

[@iris9202]

Oof, looking back now

[@ellen-mc1hc]

@@iris9202 i know oh my god. if dan didnt want it in there i dont think he would have allowed it but still i feel terrible

[@ttalgii6631]

oh shit-

[@supasunotchi3355]

Tom is ahead of his time. He was saying ‘yes’ to things 6 years before it was invented.

[@Unidentified952]

“What are all these dead bodies doing here?!” “Nothing much, honestly.” And all these others lmao. Just. The whole fuckin skit.

[@Jacob-fv8uo]

Dan: “What are all these dead bodies doing here” Tom: “Honestly not much” 😂😂😂

[@lilredstrawberriez]

Well, dying

[@zapcraftihoof8318]

IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S TRUE

[@shaneyplushie2512]

Dan: IM CALLING THE POLICE Tom:UH UH *HAM!*

[@zapcraftihoof8318]

@@shaneyplushie2512 UH UH HAM! I HAVE NO DAN (I just made that up)

[@shaneyplushie2512]

Dan: i want answers

[@kaitbear]

Suicidal Dan. Frick.

[@heyrachee]

Woops

[@rinnittt]

damn

[@gachacraystallised5889]

B A N G

[@The_Y33TER]

afangirluwu do you mean fuck

[@thespaceman5808]

“Is that all the clones?” _Well, there is Suicidal Dan, but, err...._ *distant gunshot* _Yep, that’s all of them._

[@alicepersson9568]

Everyones talking about underated jokes But noone is talking about- the _music_ ????

[@derheiligestahlhelm2523]

The way the Dan clone behind the chair just falls slowly kills me every time.

[@andreajanine2890]

I had a small heart attack with the Phil part

[@elllektraaa]

Same

[@Supermadison1123]

Me too

[@LaMortDeLaMusique]

+sophienicole Cos he's a clone

[@ariadnabarrientos3625]

I literally yelled WHY YOU KILLING MY PHILLY!

[@lydiabug2281]

same

[@comicallylargecannon56]

Only Tom can fire 10 bullets from a 6-shot revolver

[@CleverFrenchName]

InaccurateArcher while jokers stuck with 8 shots from a 5 shot revolver

[@Reminiscence_Bacon]

*Uh oh shit*

[@stover8011]

Barbershop quartertet Dan counts as one bullet

[@gamer_cap_me]

where are the bodies william

[@a_randomperson939]

10 shots from a 6 shot revolver

[@cantbebothered1342]

No one: TomSka: I got 150 rounds in this 6 round magazine

[@lewislake5128]

0:06 I feel like the reason he said those weird things is because he forgot he wasn’t a reject. Ham quote: sentient ham with the personality of Dan. Hair weight loss quote: Dan with a very large amount of hair. New arms quote: Dan with snake arms.

[@jodi4558]

description "Phil Lester as "Phan" OHHHHHHHHHHH

[@diyfemina2764]

Same

[@eleanortaylor4768]

My phandom just got slayed. Beautifully. God I love you Tomska.

[@arcadiomoreno781]

Woaaaaaah

[@nicoleholowchak5642]

Ohhhhh I never under stood that.... Thx

[@jun9sho0k43]

That's because he was a clone of Dan and well that would make him Phan

[@bottomfeederfishy]

if you look in the description, you will see who Phil played. you're welcome.

[@bethnl]

lol

[@aliecat7722]

OMG 😂 IM SCREAMING

[@Leanne-nb7hz]

A phil dan

[@lightlysalted9204]

SCREAMING COS PHAN

[@razzledazzlemunchin5691]

Omg lol 😂

[@theteatwit2223]

I love how tomska’s videos just age like fine wine

[@karmathekillerpotato9345]

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR 4 YEARS, FINALLY

[@JetInAJar]

Suicidal Dan... man that got me.

[@tareqn.gaming1622]

Wow. 353 likes and no repli- oh no I ruined it.

[@JetInAJar]

Tareq N. Gaming Wait, I had 353 likes? Wtf?!?!?

[@jacksplayz5466]

ok im sorry, but i’m a bit new to TomSka’s awesome channel and his friends, like what about it exactly? don’t tell me dan commited suicide....

[@sophief.185]

@@jacksplayz5466 In his Basically I'm Gay video, he admitted that he attempted suicide when he was younger:(

[@jacksplayz5466]

thats really sad. i am so glad that the attempt failed, and congratulations to him for coming out

[@PaisanoTF]

Looks like span (Spanish dan) had a short life-*SPAN* HAHA

[@cherrliered]

LMAO

[@jjs32stepstoenlightenment37]

Neat

[@kingbonelesslive]

*laughtrack ensues*

[@lolkatzareanimating6837]

Art Craze Yes

[@snagglepaggle9066]

He should’ve been mexidan

[@ajanigoldmane574]

I love how every clone is credited as being played by Dan in the description, even suicidal Dan, who never appeared onscreen.

[@calamaribowl8683]

Love how dan just lets it happen

[@chrish.950]

Wait... "Doesn't understand the human body Dan", "Really bad advice Dan", "Secretly Asian Dan" and "Suicidal Dan" aren't just... Dan?

[@bertie7983]

Yes

[@dreamer.4]

Absolutely right

[@annrodriguez7391]

ikr

[@jasminek3612]

AHAHAAAA

[@pandabox178]

This made me cry

[@ohyeahiexist8979]

“What are all these dead bodies doing here!?” “Honestly not much.” Best quote

[@axethannanth]

E

[@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry]

Leahna Alba I’m calling the police.

[@Apollo-ul9rd]

_ham_

[@Joe-xo8en]

I want answers

[@hac2787]

Okay, i lied i do have ham

[@dontdisturb6669]

This is my comfort video and I love how I can see Dan smile after the ham :)

[@darkspedicey1418]

This has to be my favorite video in this series

[@samanthabeattie7208]

Dan: *I need Answers* Tom: ok I -lied- I do have ham Me: tOm HoW dArE yOu LiE

[@shadowdragon7997]

Right I mean the HAM MAN THE HAM

[@jayce2507]

_why he gotta lie like that?_

[@maria50249]

lying makes you go to hell

[@jayce2507]

@@maria50249 not all people believe that

[@maria50249]

@@jayce2507 sorry that was meant to be a reference to danandphilcrafts

[@sniper9395]

nobody: Literally nobody: UK subtitles: *gets shot in spanish*

[@elainad6728]

Hola! *gets shot in spanish* Adios!

[@collateralPersonified]

It also says “Another juicy ham slap”

[@mattwades2627]

bruh im spanish spanish: bruh soy español

[@1hesperiidae]

Im glad im npt the only person who saw that

[@m0r4d06]

@@mattwades2627 same

[@neumo5005]

Fourth time watching this, still gets me

[@kyloh8706]

still one of my all time fav sketches, it just never gets old

[@Lex_11000]

“Remember if a strange man offers you candy, there’s probably more in his car” *shot* “Ah...drink bleach” I’m dying XD

[@andreyxp97g]

Lots of U.S. people are too

[@guidingkeyblade7834]

Well, Rest in peace.

[@johnnguyen6641]

Did you listen to him😒

[@SamuraiCheapskate]

The perfect educational dan

[@EnderTheBender64]

*sings the word ow* XD

[@clowdyglasses]

Captions: HOLA! [dies in spanish]

[@ejw2354]

adios

[@froggychxir9049]

[cries for Spanish compadre in Spanish]

[@lilredstrawberriez]

[Muffled screaming] [Actual screaming]

[@v1ograft]

Mr. Clowdy (gets shot in Spanish*

[@JoeMama-mi2ht]

I went to go turn on the captions to see it, and i saw different types of options for captions. And one of the them was "English (United Kingdom) With Extra Jokes"😂

[@chagito1113]

The way it should've ended "I'm sorry Dan" "You're a clone of Dan" "It's true, the real Dan became this gun" "I called him Shan"

[@metalandsteel]

"DUN, DUN, HAM!" The ham made me jump

[@caeli6746]

In the description it says "Phil Lester as Phan" your welcome

[@UserHasDied]

*you're

[@sophie-qo9tj]

yASSSSS

[@gabbyp6484]

+MKMaddieCaeli A MHA HART MAH SOLE

[@caeli6746]

+Michbby Clifheva Wat?

[@ghazalehbahrami2974]

+MKMaddieCaeli A my heart my soul is what she said

[@NachosForFree]

At the end: Tom: That's Phil-Dan. I call him Phan. Dan: ...

[@actuallyitscady]

okay but Phil is credited as "Phan" on IMDB O_O

[@_quizzle_]

OMG YES

[@GoldPrince2468]

2:35 I thought the clones were getting Scarce. I guess I was wrong.

[@crazykzero6754]

Has any

[@crazykzero6754]

G

[@goodgooglymooglybro]

the quick *"HAM"* at the end was brilliant.

[@KristinaSMT]

Two of one of my favorite youtubers in one video, I think my brain just exploded

[@juco8786]

well now this is sad because of the "I live here " AND the "feat. Daniel Howell

[@loaf7575]

Phandom! at the Superwholock what?

[@juco8786]

well, bc it's no longer "ft. Danisnotonfire" and he (they) moved so he doesn't live there any longer

[@amazingadrien]

he doesn't live there *cries*

[@beanosben2093]

*ham slap*

[@mysticalstx]

AmazingLibby crafts**********

[@hayden77777]

brb going to make a SPAN Fan account

[@grey6296]

Oh my god

[@thomson4247]

link it and the phandom will follow

[@ryanoat]

spanisnotonfire then?

[@hayden77777]

+Cloudy Eyes instagram.com/span_howell/ Here you go guys come Lets have a Phan party

[@bobmucs6699]

lol ill follow the span account later XD

[@epicchristian3541]

“What are you doing here” “I live here” *”werid voice crack”* “Great” “Did you hair lose... Weight?” Bruh

[@lionmeow]

y'know I think more people need to read descriptions to find little gifts like this one has this one credits every single dan clone

[@marissaturner7289]

Starring : Thomas Ridgewell Dan Howell Span Howell Chan Howell Phil Lester

[@karkatvantas9557]

No he's a Dan clone, making him Phan Howell.

[@lilredstrawberriez]

@@karkatvantas9557 no Phan Howster

[@menhed5805]

“Hola!!” *Gets shot* “Adios!”

[@Napsta115]

@John O'Neill Span Won't be forgoten

[@Napsta115]

@John O'Neill tom called him span

[@Napsta115]

@John O'Neill oh lol sorry xD

[@kingpeachpunk8046]

In the captions it says 'gets shot in spanish'

[@juliagulia3617]

1:11. ⟵(๑¯◡¯๑)

[@thepaperbagperson6431]

love these

[@smollchild5011]

This is... ...beautiful... ..simply beautiful...

[@maxter0842]

Dan: I’m calling the police Tom: *ham* Dan: In shock Tom in his head: did that work?

[@maxter0842]

0:45

[@lolasmommy17]

HaM

[@ThePhantomSeeker757]

Orion: choose your two weapons tom Tom: Ham and gun

[@amurape5497]

well, it actually worked, he didn't call the police...

[@user-mg7pq3ul1k]

0:50 dan is trying not to laugh

[@ananyamukerji5184]

Yeah lol

[@bigfish821]

Look at the outtakes, it was probably the hardest part to do for them

[@evclaydon2191]

berna yeah. He had a little smile.

[@jayce2773]

Bigfish821 Dan was hilarious 😂 "I want answers" *laughs after want*

[@bigfish821]

agreed, hilarious enough for me to laugh with him :D

[@salfisher3929]

I've seen this video so many times i know the entire script off by heart.

[@kevinng7403]

He shot like 15 rounds, and out of a 6 round holding gun

[@luking1181]

10 in total

[@luking1181]

if you dont count the two dead bodies in the living room

[@sydneyrussell7989]

"Did your hair lose weight?" Ah yes, the ultimate last resort.

[@amydue5647]

sydneyisnotfantasti [Gets shot in Spanish]

[@applehead2134]

"did you get new... arms?"

[@dipper5365]

So we have Span, Doesn‘t-understand-the-human-body-Dan, Really-bad-advice-Dan, Racist-Dan, Secretly-asian-Dan, Barbershop-quartet-Dan, Suicidal-Dan, Chan and Dan

[@andrewmetasov]

And ham

[@WILL_DPW]

@Michaelflash123s stuff to pronounce testicles in Chinese it's literally 'dandan'. 'dan' pronounced is egg. So 'dandan' is 2 eggs...so...

[@user-pe8uk4mi8y]

Don't forget phan

[@townofclouds]

What about Dan that looks like Phil?

[@mabzgonmad]

Dipper how could u forget. Dan kun

[@goosifyed9717]

i like how tom always sounds drunk when trying to keep dan away

[@vrexify_codm5457]

I like how tom didnt reload the 6 round revolver XD

[@shinydust4690]

Spanish Dan had a really short life span ;)

[@wondermittens1844]

Ba dum tish

[@midnight_lily]

Did you just...?

[@theblur4367]

*click* nice

[@zealous5638]

PLAY F

[@bettayfu4515]

I smiled way too much at this. My cheeks hurt!

[@b.a.t.8076]

Did your hair...loose...weight...?

[@silktouchpickaxe]

BlueAppleTea yes, 100000 pounds

[@captaincookie1286]

Yes I didn’t think you’d notice

[@captaincookie1286]

LittleThings wanna know a twist I am no gurl I’m a man

[@captaincookie1286]

LittleThings no worries I just found it funny

[@captaincookie1286]

LittleThings I rarely get offended if at all

[@msangomes6561]

0:47 the way the ham just hit his face smoothly was so satisfying for some reason

[@techyrelic]

I love the occasional always glance at the camera

[@Artistic_]

Span:"Hola" *Tom shoots* Span: „oh...adíos“ *R.i.p Span* *"Hola...Adíos"*

[@thecobblesurfercobble8334]

Jani_Bunny :3 i

[@Borgoride]

Gets shot in spanish

[@morninpotato9900]

Ewan Croft there is really no difference just because the "I" has a fancier dot above it. Really. No difference 😐

[@robylopezvi]

Ewan Croft It’s “adiós” the accent goes on the “O”

[@robylopezvi]

Mornin Potato it’s not a fancy dot, in Spanish it changes the way you say a word like “Papa” means potato but “papá” means dad

[@ddity5604]

0:00 - 0:25 actual footage of me trying to start a conversation

[@cupidshuffles8498]

Lol

[@williamdelgado920]

@@jayisobsessed9443 robertidk eh

[@pdicargo6400]

Brody Myott sa

[@kinnarajewel1255]

Brody Myott me

[@brandygriggs7243]

Same XD

[@goosemchonkington2305]

I have watched this so many times I know the entire thing off by heart now

[@ThatOneGuy6970]

I just love these random videos!!!

[@Derpydude58]

Dan: what are all these dead bodies doing here? Tom: Honestly not much Genius

[@sm0kysoulcynics579]

Dan: I'm calling the police. Tom: Er- HAM! Dan: Hm?- (Ham)

[@thearbiter1544]

HAM

[@sm0kysoulcynics579]

@@thearbiter1544 Dan: *throws ham to ground* I want answers.

[@solaridastoobid]

I mean he’s not wrong-

[@aidfoxgaming820]

Be original