TOOL: Hooker with a penis live

Probably Hooker with a penis live?
Live Pomona, CA in 96 I believe.

[@maksimovicgoran]

I miss Maynards Gollum days.

[@ishaynir8692]

I do too, even though the song is just about Maynard being pissed at those kind of staff

[@jpthemusicenjoyer]

Goran Maksimović everyone does but at the same time we don’t want him ending his career at 55 because he tried to do something he did 20-25 years ago 😂

[@JohnVC]

I love his body movements..Maynard lives in the zone. And if you look closely, Carey is actually crocheting, texting, and microwaving Totino's pizza rolls in between fills...beast

[@thesavman23]

+John Caputo He even drops a stick in one fill - never missed time. #legend

[@mgonzalez8880]

Lol, the greatest of all time... certainly, once he hit the studio to record Lateralus... He became Godly

[@SpreadTheWar23]

This isn't even Maynard's final form.

[@SystemOfATool]

1998

[@gorillacookiesfv3135]

I love that he's separated himself from the band... Completely disconnected from the stereotypical "frontman"and let Tool become the show, not himself

[@jessequinton4379]

Buzz can feel

[@el7796]

Its quite creepy how Maynard remains emotionless during his screams. Almost as if he is possessed or something

[@vig221]

S70 T5 he is

[@splitraven7060]

He's selling his brand. Buy his new record. Marketing fluff.

[@stevestaff8543]

He looks like an alien the way he moves

[@slipknotmfkr3]

Possessed by the music

[@mgonzalez8880]

All of the above

[@acscpa]

fucking amazing live . His vocal characteristics are identical to the record. No studio bullshit here

[@user-ef9uq8pv7d]

3:38 when the drum baguette falls from carey like it's nothing

[@obeythehomeless]

i just wanna know why you called drumstick a "drum baguette" like wtf xdddd

[@chastenchilders6353]

I liked because that way of describing drumsticks made me laugh out loud.

[@TACOINSURANCE]

Adam Mickiewicz because Danny Carey uses extremely thick drum sticks.

[@MrSatantheSinner]

One of the best bands ever. Sometimes their concerts are almost spiritual in the way the music moves through you.

[@dawsonnichols2581]

I used to watch this video stoned out of my mind. I only knew this song, eulogy, and I think maybe stinkfist. That was 4 years ago. It took me a very long time to understand and appreciate Tool. With them you really can't go wrong all their song are incredible. Music that is so carefully crafted. Their music will live on forever.

[@vig221]

Dawson Nichols few people see that

[@ToyokaX]

I've been listening to them since I was quite young and in my rebellious phase and never really got the message of the songs, mostly just gravitated towards the anger and spiteful energy of the music itself. Listening to them again in my adult years, I'm seeing the songs in an entirely new perspective. It's quite interesting how age does that to one's self.

[@cursedswordsman]

1:51 bass

[@unicursalhex]

If you're not sure that Tool is the greatest fucking rock band ever after watching this there is something wrong with you.

[@combnunnlee3681]

Funny how the crowd thought the song was done about midway through , but phenomenal performance by tool . They never disappoint .

[@Cymanytb]

I hope those were just a few people

[@Paulcisme]

It was most of the crowd but this was the first time they played the song.

[@Cymanytb]

Oh okay i see then

[@SDskittleandJWezzy]

the way he's moving reminds me of the people in the schism video

[@mellomagica]

Maynard is screaming and just staring in the out into the distance like "Man, I need some pizza rolls.."

[@SafetyPinis]

He was a lot younger in this video. As you get older your voice will wear from all the screaming and singing he's done in his younger days. He's still a God.

[@ArtificialIntelNat]

Hands down the true definition of and my favorite diss track, and it's to a "fan". Lol

[@johncox6794]

They sounds just as good live as they do on the album

[@sgockley]

A MESSAGE TO SPACE: You must greatly miss Maynard on your planet, but I am so glad you left him here for us.

[@RichardFriendartist]

Maynards vocals are on point here...he's got the eye of the tiger on that register.

[@passiveaggressive23]

I swear, every single time I've seen Tool, they are so fucking good live. Next to Jerk Off, this is my favorite Tool song.

[@kingakron]

so glorious how the lights make like a ghost of every one of them , its just the energy going trough at maximum level

[@kradblade]

And he doesn't stop playing. Awesome, to say the least.

[@chimaera01]

He dropped it during other sets during this show and you wouldn't even notice unless you're looking out for it. What an amazing drummer!

[@richsmith1015]

Best hard rock band ever. And still so underrated.

[@xoTossTossxo]

when i saw them live in nj 2007, maynard just stayed in the back and just sang like...holy shit...what a voice he has and yeah he doesnt move around that much but,,..so what he is amazing

[@Cavirex]

I love this song. One of the most angry Tool songs. I would like some comments about my own personal video of this song. Please watch it and let me know if it's any good. Cheers

[@Hercules642]

3:37 Danny dropped his stick, he just kept playing like nothing happened what a legend.

[@maltelundell]

Who's the fucking man you ask? Simple question.. It's Danny "effin" Carey!.. Beast.

[@SuperPudiim]

Both Danny and Brann Dailor. The latter is also insane.

[@windy65730]

the dude's an animal. not human the way he plays those drums.

[@altpath]

this is some good tool. more recent performances aren't as powerful as the older stuff.

[@Armarcoarmagedon12]

What a voice!! Tool is simply the best band alive...

[@thevoxofreason8468]

May just be my favorite song from them.

[@thekillerisme100]

i luv the intensity in his eyes.i always play this song at partys when somebody disses tool.

[@AScoppa]

I probably would have had a heart attack at this show caused by direct exposure to awesome. Haven't put Aenima on in a while, but this is making me remember why I lived inside that album for months on end. That guitar tone, of course that drumming, and the permeating humor of the whole thing (hooker, Message to Harry, refrences to Bill Hicks etc.) Solid front to back even if you don't really dig lots of prog/metal.

[@Daxas44]

This is my favorite Tool song 🖤🖤

[@opiateofthemasses]

friend of mine picked up some love for sale down on sana monica bulevard.... turns out she had crowded pants.

[@wilfordgrimley4339]

3:37 Danny dropping his drum stick. Even titans fuck up. Still kept the beat like a fuckin champ though

[@levenorion]

flipper i agree, by far the best live band of all time!

[@mzet420]

If you want songs directly from the album then listen to the cd. The 2 hours Tool performs is definatley something special! I can't wait to see the 10 or 11 songs they play next time they come to town!

[@usedforks]

I love the epic stick-drop recovery at 3:35 :D

[@kerby200099]

one of my favorite tool songs! right on!

[@Reinate]

Best tool song ever, Its a shame they dont play it at concerts anymore.

[@wgb01001]

Agreed. Their best-ever song.

[@hamhi98]

They do now 😎 its in their new set

[@SteakfulDead]

They do it now and fucking rocked the arena. Seriously everyone went crazy rocking out to this. Now I’m a fan of this song

[@hamhi98]

@@SteakfulDead bro i just saw them in Tampa tonight and they fucking rocked

[@SteakfulDead]

Ty Nation I’m so jealous, what was the set list tonight?

[@Horomaru]

He thought that the song ended and says "Thank You"...but then BAM!!! They continue. You can see his WTF Face before he says that xDDD

[@bizichyld]

This song is so much fun to play on drums, but nobody makes it look as easy as Danny does. Very balls-out song...I miss this rare style. Though, "The Pot" is somewhat reminiscent IMO.

[@Robergine]

Funniest song ever. "Shut up and.... BUUUUY! BUUUUUY! BUUUUUUUUY!! SEEEEEEND MORE MONEY!!!" Always cracks me up.

[@tasteegold7772]

a work of art cannot be rushed

[@d4rksektor]

I love this song so much.

[@kyledrums]

this was way before the days of my metal kit. thats still the sonor signature kit he used to use.

[@monssavmik]

The stick is scared by Danny because he is a beast thats why its trying to escape.

[@opiateofthemasses]

He said "Next song?"

[@thebendavis]

Maynard does a wicked-good John McCain impression.

[@mdtoolfan]

3:37 appears danny drops his stick or something but doesnt miss a beat!! he is so incredible!

[@Ejmillanv]

Maynard = Best live vocal singer and performer alive D:

[@jromasterofone]

Damn!! Drops a stick, goes to pick up the one he dropped, and missed nothing!!! Tre cool!

[@SL0PPYTUNA]

Tool was the Best LIVE show I've ever seen. Primus, Dead Kenny G's, and Gogol Bordello came damn close though.

[@randymaniam]

One of the few vids out there that capture the intesity that Maynard is!

[@reaganlab]

Maynard is such a great frontman. tOOL are underappreciated because they aren't mainstream.

[@randyc1982]

maynard looks like a spectral being under the light. staring blankly but expressing his lyrics to the fullest and feeling every line

[@thegringo115]

what a awsome song im adictid to tool

[@junkietvzombie]

Danny drops his drumstick...proof he's human after all.

[@bom2]

haha love the extended pause at 2:40. Maynard just looks around like, "what the fuck are you guys waiting for?"

[@opiateofthemasses]

nope thats justin playing bass. He just doesn't have his wavy locks yet.

[@shadowstalker1515]

F’n A Jones’ tone is amazing

[@alexwilbur]

My favorite TOOL song!

[@spiralout1123211]

LOL at Danny dropping a stick and not even skipping a beat. =P

[@timms30]

the song is damn awesome.

[@CF77777]

no, he's not stoned, he's in "the zone"

[@ammeltman1674]

i was literally born a few days before this video was uploaded

[@mooseface13]

I was laughing at that all day.

[@IriquoisPliskin]

Wednesday January 25th at the Air Canada Centre. Cannot fucking wait! First time I'll be seeing them live.

[@johnyac60]

danny carey is one of the best drummers inmy opinion

[@michaeljfox16]

great video, best version i've seen

[@diabz]

original gangsta: tool

[@fender7682]

i wish they would play this song more live it is suck a kickass song

[@yeleikdaags]

Man Danny Carey makes it look soooo effortless.....

[@Cel111]

This is such a great song!!!!!!!!

[@turbofister5000]

This song states that we are all part of the system. We created this mess together and we're all fucking feeding it. All buying up and consuming one another's bullshit. The moral of the story is; don't player hate, participate. :-D

[@fuckyougeorgebush]

@tristessa56079 Unless he's singing Vicarious...every live performance he skips the first measure of the last vocal chorus. I love Tool but was highly disappointed to miss out on that measure in person.

[@hereonmars]

we had this bootleg on VHS, they said it was the first show of the Aenima tour. I believe he says somewhere that since it's the first, the audience gets the shittiest show of the tour.

[@opiateofthemasses]

Here On Mars yup same show lol

[@Hotmb23]

You can see there fucking spirits come out of there body's to the song ,-.

[@dustinpreiss2253]

Maynard's Allergic to shirts..

[@Internalvisions_]

Hell yeah that was a classic piece of footage there!!!!!

[@Kuechenkraft]

He doesnt *move* strangely, he's tripping *strangely*. i'd say acid.

[@unicursalhex]

Those fucking drum parts are top shelf!

[@rockerchick285]

man I HAVE to see these guys live before I die. If I dont, im comming back to life and going to every show. fuck TIMING IS WACK !

[@georgeisking]

Dude's got some pipes.

[@Internalvisions_]

At 3:30 Carrey drops his stick, but the fucking man he is gets it back and doesnt miss a beat!

[@ummmwhatnow]

3:38 Danny drops his drumstick. xD Thanks awesomelyskilledge for pointing that out, I wouldnt have caught it otherwise.

[@opiateofthemasses]

yeah thats actually why I was posting this. I wanted to show some buddies.

[@drums3]

3:40 he drops his stick i think.... its hard to tell because he doesnt miss a beat. they are so good

[@tskeates]

holy fuck i love this song....

[@Abba2six]

Wow, his voice was so on in this video. He doesn't scream like that much anymore sadly.

[@Naminator99]

Army, singing lessons and anger.

[@raul92a]

heheh at 3:40 danny drops his stick i hate when that happens

[@deathstrikeRasputin]

Lol. Danny drops his stick @3:39 but just keeps on playing. That's why he's the best

[@robbyled]

Moby can really rock when he wants to!

[@RPGCraft]

Fuck man, I wish Maynard could still belt it out like this.... :(

[@shnoogums1]

Lol only guy I know who aspires to look like a mannequin

[@AJSephiroth]

lolol theres a part where Danny Carey drops his left stick and picks it right back up lol awesome :)

[@DiFrand]

Oh my, I never thought I'd see Danny Carey drop his stick, but you don't even notice it hehe

[@jll97]

One of my fav videos.