Top 10 Notorious Stolen Valor Village Idiots (Marine Reacts)

[@JamesonsTravels]

when stolen valor goes wrong - kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3TaZIqIqMaAebM. oldie but goodie. one of my fav stolen valor vids - kzbin.info/www/bejne/aKaUe56GZ86Xqac

[@TripleCrossProduct]

The third one looks like he's late for casting of a John Wayne movie

[@dennistedder3384]

I was an astronaut special kind

[@clapxxd]

Why is stolen valor a thing just why? there's so many easy ways to make money nowadays without BREAKING the LAW, so why are these guys going through all the trouble to do this and make a little bit of money? God I am losing hope in humanity everyday

[@wroberts1707]

Last few vids I've heard a buzzing every time after you stop talking. Not heard it in other vids.

[@petrolo72]

💯Would love to get a response on the video of the South African money truck attempted heist this last week.

[@IchigoKurosaki011]

The best videos are the ones where the cameraman doesn't call it out and plays along to see how wild the story goes.

[@yeeturmcbeetur8197]

I agree. It’s like a fever dream story lol.

[@hellsphoenix9308]

Some of them are just fuckin rabbit holes bud😂🤣. Get ready Alice. Your gonna hit your wonderland 😂👌🏻. Couldn’t agree more, I love it!

[@richardpowell4281]

I run a surplus store. There was a severely autistic guy in his 20s who would come in every couple weeks, with a social worker. And every week it was a different story, one week he's killed a North Korean general, the next it was he had beef with Israeli Mosssad because he married someone's daughter. I think it was a coping mechanism for him. I never actively questioned it because I knew about his condition, but man did I have to hold back laughter. One time his social worker even had to step in because a veteran customer was getting a little heated and we had to explain.

[@keithjackson4985]

Lol 😆 lol 😆 hilarious.

[@keithjackson4985]

The Seal thing, 😆 hilarious. A sailor, at the rank of colonel?

[@jmsmeier1113]

I genuinely felt sorry for that first guy, he obviously wasn’t all there. The “different kind of seal” was actually legit. I think I saw him on the beach balancing a ball on his nose for a fish dinner.

[@robinrobyn1714]

EXACTLY. I have no idea why the first one was even included. The guy isn't all there.

[@catchthewind8563]

He could be acting to. Don't be fooled right away. Chances are he can be in character

[@alec7827]

Best comment😂

[@sacalabolcita8210]

Every one want to be a hero ,just dont impersonate them with some thing from the thrift. 🤣👌🏽If you like the stuff its cool just dont cross the line.

[@kjetilvaarlund8342]

His cheese has slid off his cracker...

[@Lucid925]

Honestly, It really pisses me off being called out for Stolen Valor when I tell people I'm a Space Force door gunner.

[@davidcollins2993]

Did they upgrade the screen door to a gloryhole?

[@andrewhinojos2209]

You use the M1 photon canon ?

[@hoplite-official5011]

@@andrewhinojos2209 nah they use the m1AB variant now it has additional black matter camo and extra gamma burst capacity

[@jonathan2755]

I'm special forces backdoor alpha. Team 6 vasoline.

[@curtisblanco4029]

If someone doesn't believe you are with Space Force tell them you are with the Federation of Planets and your job is to shoot the photon torpedos.

[@Xanrax]

There's a differences between a delusional person who is severely sick doing this and the sane man who is methodical in the ruse.

[@douggieharrison6913]

Ikr fuckin leave the guy on the corner saying he works for the Pentagon alone. Dude would tell you his dad is Napoleon Bonaparte if you asked him. He's obviously fucked up.

[@amy.gali13]

SO GLAD to know that you recognize a difference between the mentally ill ones and the scammers. That’s a very important distinction.

[@bryanlacount7551]

Stolen Valor is Stolen Valor, doesn't matter if it's a scam or not.

[@fish4529]

Thank you for the virtue signal!

[@RIVALContentJammerz]

Take it easy, Golden Coral has plenty for everybody.

[@homerepairlife5.098]

A liar is a liar! Don’t care if they are ill or just straight up full of crap! It’s still not right to say or act like a rank or metal holder…. Where the uniform and and say your not a real soldier or don’t do it at all!

[@laserpanda94]

​@@homerepairlife5.098 So the people with mental illness who think they're Jesus are just scumbag blasphemers who deserve to burn in hell?

[@nateworthy530]

That first guy looked like an African warlord with all those medals.

[@eldiablo8019]

Or a North Korean General.

[@20FreeWill]

He reminds me of the dad from American pie

[@frankieb9444]

Remembers of the manager from Office Space wanting people to wear more flair.

[@sith_master_shaun7988]

🤣🤣🤣African warlord

[@Trigger-Happy03]

Every communist country ever 😂

[@pattysteberger1029]

My husband passed away this August. He was a Marine Corps Vietnam Veteran. He would had loved your KZbin videos. Semper Fi🇺🇸

[@MrQuijibo]

Sorry to hear about your husband.

[@onlythetruth4039]

I always wondered, why there are rarely females who stole medails or uniforms for the fame It's always men doing this.

[@lijo4518]

@ Only The Truth no I've seen some women too

[@realcoach2023]

I am sorry for your loss. Your husband = true hero. May God rest his soul.

[@thepatriotwarrior4823]

Sorry for your loss. Your husband was a hero in uniform. We all should remember them.

[@scotshaver]

You got me with “submarine door gunner” 😂🤣😂

[@anastasiakorkova9175]

It was “captain of an automatic weapons team” that got me

[@StormyMonday0896]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@adrinathegreat3095]

I hate it when I get accused of stolen valor when I'm walking around in my civil war uniform

[@dustinnunez5077]

I though my screen was cracked I got my finger nail then I realized it was your profile

[@adrinathegreat3095]

@@dustinnunez5077 😆

[@hitlermugabetashtwin]

I assume you're talking about the US civil war. I have a similar problem, only I fought under Oliver Cromwell in the English civil war, in fact I executed King Charles personally.

[@ikecampbell2221]

@@hitlermugabetashtwin I was in the French Revolution. I executed Louis XII myself

[@louskunt9798]

🤣😂🤣😂🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@TheMrrobustus]

I was a Delta sniper seal MARSOC for 70 years. I can't talk about my missions to Disney world where we fought Al Qaeda in Epcot. I was also a machine Gunner who got 200 confirmed kills. I also dressed as Mickey mouse to get behind enemy lines. Thank me for my service.

[@bethhuth1121]

Thanks for your service 😎

[@RemembertThe20thMain]

What a hero. did you also meat George Washington during D-day? Oh and thank you for your service ofc

[@TheMrrobustus]

@@RemembertThe20thMain I did. He, Abe Lincoln, and I all stormed a secret beach ourselves. This one was actually the most dangerous and so only the elite of the elite (us 3) went on it. It's so secret the documentaries don't mention it!

[@RemembertThe20thMain]

@@TheMrrobustus Woah! is that when you interacted with the aliens that where in cahoots with bin laden

[@1922Skidoo]

Thanks Mickey for yo services 😆

[@jeaniewolfe6693]

"Looks to me like the Girl Scouts badges they wear when selling cookies"... Nope, even those need to be earned... 😂🤭

[@JamesonsTravels]

Lol. They girls did most than Most of these fine folks.

[@jeaniewolfe6693]

@@JamesonsTravels Love your videos Sir! Thank you for taking the time to make them and thank you for your service to making our world a safer, fairer place... 👍

[@FatFreeVideos]

This guy has his "fiction writing badges"

[@RRzombie632]

Yeah but it really did look like a scouts sash lol

[@Celatreee]

@Christopher Watson buy more and save them in your freezer! they last a long time!

[@iskrajackal9049]

These guys always have the absolute maximum of experience, training, and valour. When they signed up they went straight to the most elite sections of special forces

[@MickRhodes-ml5cm]

Well to be fair to special forces, it’s not everyday that someone joins the US military after being orphaned and found by the French Foreign Legion in the desert at age 5, and then training with them for 13 years before immigrating to the US after saving a marine unit in Iraq by single handedly killing an ISIS military group with nothing but a toothpick

[@marknorris1381]

Yeah they never seem to be the cook or the quartermaster.

[@Cdubp01]

I genuinely feel bad for these people, that they feel like their life is so meaningless that they craft these lies to get validation from strangers. Super sad.

[@stargamer7576]

True but you have to appreciate their insane creativity

[@pwrplnt1975]

It is sad, but this is the wrong way to go about it. Wear a suit and tell folks you're in the FBI. The FBI is about as useless. Nowadays they seem to be more into politics than federal law enforcement.

[@TrueFork]

@@mel_dagator8427 I have to believe at least half are just trolling. Door gunner on the lunar module...

[@BirdBathGG]

Worst part is you can just join the military. Even if you’re not in great shape or have no self-confidence. They’ll get you to there at least I’ve know plenty of people that joined who fall under that category

[@calvinhenderson4200]

Maybe it helps them get women

[@Demyn]

Had a special needs guy who loved the army but obviously couldn't get in, used to run around in fatigues with no patches. Never even bothered me, figured if it made him happy more power to him.

[@CorruptInfinityOfficial]

Ain’t nothing wrong with that I suppose 👍🏻

[@richardbradshaw7067]

Just trying to live his dream, i respect that

[@adamw2911]

@@richardbradshaw7067 the 'special needs' guys deserve a bit of space. They just have little concept of reality. It's the smart, well groomed in shape types that deserve to be exposed.

[@richardbradshaw7067]

@@adamw2911 he didn't have any patches. And with no context we are in no place to judge the guy in this case. Now the guys in this video are something else.

[@hoopsonwheels]

I suppose that could be okay since the guy isn’t running around claiming he was actually in the service. Probably like the aesthetics

[@dontcare1414]

My uncle was a legit UDT in Vietnam, just listening to these guys blows my mind. To get my uncle to talk about the war was like talking to a wall. Having these guys spurt their story out to everyone is an immediate red flag.

[@CreekerCoverage]

Same for My cousin who served usmc in the afghan era who was medically discharged. He will talk about the brothers he made and tell funny stories and the more positive side of serving but if you ask him about actual combat he just goes silent might as well ask a pine tree

[@jocelynnowen3078]

That’s right. The ‘seal on the sub’ was hilarious. FOTFL

[@JB-ef7ks]

Same here, my grandfather was EOD in Nam and the story he told me was accidentally killing a boy he thought was Charlie on a night recon mission in a creek/river and that was only towards the end of his life!

[@MachoRaton]

These guys are full of it

[@ChowdahHead]

My family and friends are all Air Force vets. They never talk about their service and would never wear their uniform in public.

[@DoDgeSwaG]

“You’re stealing my valor” what a cringey ass thing to say 😂 my grandfathers who fought in the American Revolution, civil war, Spanish American war, WWI AND WWII are rolling in their graves hearing that 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@JacobC479]

Seriously. If he would have said “you’re stealing valor from people that have died wearing it,” it would have sounded better. That sounds super selfish.

[@UltraMAGAandproudofit]

What side in the civil war?

[@DoDgeSwaG]

@@UltraMAGAandproudofit both

[@caffeinefather]

Lt Dan, is that you?

[@Man77772]

He's not wrong

[@acslatz]

"All I do is go on missions" is my new motto.

[@bnv4292]

Lol. All I did was hurry up and wait train for 15 minutes and wait

[@stefanadamcik8221]

Exactly. Im gonna say that to my commander next time he has some paperwork for me.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ReinertZerker]

Just missions Sir, just missions...

[@mrs.d2411]

Then every day becomes a series of mini adventures😁

[@WarzoneResistance]

Kinda like the guy who was "in the village" in Afghanistan...

[@StriperScott]

Your demeanor through these videos is what pulls me in. You never get mad, but you smile through your disgust. You sir are a true gentleman. Thank you for your service..

[@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping]

Old drunk dude with Jim Beam in his coffee at 7a: "I was a DIFFERENT kinda SEAL!"

[@christihiatt3459]

A circus seal!

[@richardpoynton4026]

He balanced a beach ball on his nose, clapped his flippers and caught raw fish in his mouth when they were thrown at him.

[@orneryokinawan4529]

@@christihiatt3459 *Laughs in Rick Harrison* 😂💀⚰

[@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping]

I was thinking cracking seals on the bottles lmao

[@TheBestLife2184]

Evil Democrats, billionaires, & RINOs brainwash America 365 days a year. In 10 minutes your kids & you can be immune to it. My name is a dottComm website & you need to go there. Expect your life to likely hugely change in 10 minutes or less.

[@Fishing-gs9ku]

Great line “no ill will for the mentally ill “

[@tinar.a.3542]

“I was a different kind of seal.” Umm, yeah, fake.

[@digitaldreamer5481]

Yes, he truly was a different kind of seal, he was a Hawaiian Monk Seal at Sea Life Park on Oahu, lol!

[@alexnunezramos1720]

Leave that brave MAN alone. LOL 🤡

[@digitaldreamer5481]

@@alexnunezramos1720 I just couldn’t help myself, lol! Just to think that a week ago, I was hanging with all my brothers at the American Legion, burning thousands of American flags in a flag retirement ceremony. Gotta remember that we spent the day before opening and folding all those flags until everyone’s arms got sore. For the ceremony itself, my first time btw, we had a group of Young Marines and Cub Scouts that were more squared away than any of these bozos in this video, lol. I also think that what these young men did was braver than what any of these bozos did. I didn’t know about the Young Marines when growing up but I can tell you that its a wonderful program for kids. It gives them an insider look at the Marines and they have the option of saying this isn’t for me or continue on to real Marine Corps bootcamp. I’m not sure if the Young Marines would of made a difference for me or not, coming from a family of West Pointers. First, I didn’t think I had what it takes to go to West Point even though I was a straight “A” student. I wasn’t like my uncles, one played the trumpet, really good too. They’re all silent keys now, I still miss them...

[@thirdgen377]

Yeah, he was a SEAL who happened to be so special he made rank that doesn't exist in the navy. True hero.

[@aceingtonn7594]

A literal seal.

[@andrewprice6418]

"He's the submarine door gunner" Why have I never heard this?? That's fantastic! 😂

[@franklinwelfl8284]

A wet job

[@Gasambag]

“Man overboard on a sub”

[@luigi7781]

Dude probably would've been eaten by a shark.

[@Tmac-rv9wq]

He looks more like he was the submarine door

[@HighlanderNorth1]

Well, I can personally attest that they've developed one-way force fields that allow gun barrels and bullets to poke OUT of the side of the submarine, while preventing the ocean from flooding in.... As the only, singular member of the nation's most elite spec ops group("Alpha Force"), I was privy to these top secret technologies. 😎

[@Will_JJHP]

"All the nuts roll downhill into Florida" "he's like his own little shipyard" 💀 keep em coming!

[@michellenainkristinabusch1221]

Such a sad existence these people live. My late fiance lost his battle to combat PTSD. He was a USMC Scout/Sniper. He avoided wearing anything that had to do with his job, when he wasn't working. Can't stand these frauds.

[@Robert-Edwin-House.]

May he rest in peace

[@derekcoaker6579]

Sorry Sister.

[@wadedevinney9681]

That’s awful, I’m sorry for your loss.

[@marcelvanooijen7790]

R.I.P

[@AnnaJo2000]

R.I.P❤

[@wingedhussar5528]

These guys truly put the "SPECIAL" in special forces.

[@KnightofGascogne]

Special Needs Forces 😂

[@kirklandramsay3935]

Theyre so Special the government is debating whether its even legal for them to be in a combat zone.

[@jjayyoung7335]

@@KnightofGascogne you mean special ed don't you hero that double reinforced Behind Enemy Lines short bus to and from their missions

[@KnightofGascogne]

@@jjayyoung7335 I have a vague idea of what you meant by that, but yes, I suppose.

[@theweirdoroom6644]

Just like the Special Olympics, these guys are definitely "Special Forces".

[@destubae3271]

Wear the flag in the front to let them know America's coming

[@terryscarlett2431]

You can tell these people have some kind of autism..

[@vladimirpoutine7522]

@@terryscarlett2431 I've thought the same. I also find it kind of sad that some supposed vets harass these obviously autistic people as if they're really gaining something other than pity.

[@brandonfenley4512]

It’s pretty sad these fellas are litterally damaged goods….. leave them be Amd let them live there own little world. No one could really take these fellas seriously so let it ride

[@aaartnaz]

Part of Delta Farce

[@stuartturkington826]

The first guy was an escaped Alien from Area 51. Lol 😅

[@wisconsinatIon]

THANK YOU FOR ONE GOOD SOLID LAUGH!!!!

[@IndependenceGuitar]

This video makes me sad for all kinds of reasons. Thanks to everyone that served, and all those that supported them while they did. ✌️ 🇺🇸

[@neilpeterson9195]

As a Navy vet, hospital corpsman, 10 years active duty. Spent half my time with the Marines. Makes me ill to see people fake their service.

[@jacobstrine4432]

Drink water

[@Kbarstill]

THANKS DEVIL DOC !!

[@christianlane4785]

Thanks for your service. A Navy Corpsman saved my father’s life in Vietnam.

[@inquirer1016]

Thank you for serving. Many people don't know that Navy corpsmen often accompany the infantry units, usually Marines, in combat missions.

[@NCR-RANGER-223]

Corpsman I bet you've seen more penicillin and johnson inspections than a Somali pirate

[@Dropship11]

He was attached to the submarine. They used him as an anchor

[@abumansaray7]

"Let's go" Never gets old. I just love it

[@adriencote1798]

What was your MOS? “My mos was to kill!” 😂 Love the reaction to that too. These guys are smoking a bit too much crack.

[@door518kimber3]

I was in a classified position for a while, submarine’s, my mission was to make sure that the screen door was kept closed at all times. I was also a door gunner in that submarine. Dont tell anyone.

[@annhendrickson1651]

😂😂

[@mercychoke4475]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

...right ok, so did you work on special projects as well after that mission on the sub like this guy at Area 51 2:47? Just asking, you don't have tell me anything top secret if you don't want to but what other things have you done in the military?

[@edmondlau511]

Thank you for your service!

[@inquirer1016]

I bet you were also on the highly trained submarine SWAT Team armed with the latest high tech fly swatters to smash those enemy mosquitos that got through the screen door. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

[@Child_Of_Whoa]

Fun fact- if you wash out of Submarine Door Gunner School they make you a helicopter periscope crewman or kosho's assistant. Depends on your ASSHAT score.

[@ericbickel5465]

I really appreciate how you show some compassion for these poor souls. They are train wrecks and you, at times, take a good hearted approach, and can chuckle. You don’t beat them up like some stolen valor videos which is cool.

[@paulsandford3345]

He was an airborne submarine commander!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@josephsollender8487]

I think most of these people are mentally dissabled, I kinda feel bad for them. The ones that piss me of are the ones trying to gain something and know what they are doing.

[@tomln1972]

Thank you!

[@mstrdiver]

He's also wearing US Army Military Intelligence officer branch insignia. That insignia was also used in the original Battlestar Galactica as Viper Pilot collar pins. He truly is a 'Space Cadet'!

[@MrGiorgioud]

Which, to be honest, makes the legit soldiers who bother the mental cases look like the worst kind of cowardly bullies, the antithesis of all the principles the Armed Forces should instil in its recruits.....

[@zimtuff]

Even the mentally disabled know what lying is. They are just so dumb they can not fathom how stupid their stories sound to a sane person.

[@jncook54]

I feel the same way. Mostly broken people and most of them don’t make me mad, just sad.

[@lostcause1144]

I served in the Navy and knew a few Seal team members. I never operated with them other than to get them close on occasion, to their area of operation. I held great respect for these men and can not stand these fake seals. I once at a reunion made a comment to one of them about how I felt, and honored to have gotten a chance to say I knew a few. He turned to me and told me it was a pleasure to have served with me. I was confused till he told more than once our crew were their heroes. He explained that after completing a mission, it still was a relief to see us there ready to pick them up. Made this old regular Navy guy feel good.

[@curtisfranzen986]

Kevin, is this You?

[@whateveritwasitis]

for real, it takes something special to be a Seal. ive watched all the videos, and i wont make it out of Hour 1.

[@bb-us4ew]

Can somone explain what a soup sandwich is ?

[@jds6206]

@@bb-us4ew Retired Marine here. A "soup sandwich" almost always refers to how a service member wears their uniform. A "SS" is in a uniform that is probably ill-fitting, for starters, wrinkled, maybe soiled, a belt too long/short, dirty / missing / out of order ribbon bar, needs a haircut and for males, needs a shave. Oh yea, an "SS" is probably overweight. A "soup sandwich" is a mess; an embarrassment to the Service.

[@grifyn882]

proof you served in the navy ?

[@frankieb9444]

He was so far behind the lines, he never left the US.

[@harrycallahan5018]

It was FUBAR

[@EJCruz924]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robertgaudet7407]

That’s how undercover he was!

[@eyeseeyou3322]

Lmao

[@frankfurt1063]

@@robertgaudet7407 so undercover he never even joined the service

[@deinsports8328]

I’m laughing at a mall security and also air force acting security 😂😂😂😂

[@jeffreybarnes6965]

Second guy is legit..Snipers on subs...yup...absolutely needed. Best way to keep enemy ships at bay.... snipe their helmsman from 400ft underwater.

[@jesperkuipers9432]

You never heard about those torpedo snipers?

[@overthehilldill3626]

Safest place to snipe from is a torpedo tube. You didn't know that?

[@DWIG24]

That guy had every rate in the Navy

[@labeachgeek]

@@overthehilldill3626 It's safer than shooting thru the screen door... better cover.

[@makfrags14]

@@jesperkuipers9432 you don't know! Frickin remington 700's chambered in torpedoes

[@kellanhills1972]

Thanks for being kind to these people. Many of them are mentally ill and mean zero harm and they are harming nobody.

[@calvinhenderson4200]

Some of them do it to scam for money and some to pick up women.

[@psmith9789]

They are DISRESPECTING REAL VETS. Unacceptable.

[@kellanhills1972]

@@psmith9789 meh. I’m sure real vets can take care of themselves. People are disrespected every day not just vets most of which never saw combat or even were in any harms way in their entire career.

[@ChimpingBulldog]

Breaking the law is breaking the law.

[@kellanhills1972]

@@ChimpingBulldog wearing military clothing and pretending to be in the military is not breaking the law. Otherwise I would have been arrested playing paintball. 😁. Is there not mercy. Too many people in jail too many mentally I’ll people in jail. Let them be. They are harming nobody. Are veterans that petty?!

[@SunnyHippy]

Most veterans I know or have known do not like attention for their service. They like to blend in with civilians and not brag.

[@johnynoway9127]

im p sure its cuz theyve seen and done stuff they arent proud of or that isnt really...umm... very jolly to speak about

[@houseofadhdandhyperfixatio9432]

@@johnynoway9127 has nothing to do with stuff they aren't proud off. Trust me there's nothing more anoying than someone coming to bug you to shake your hand while youre grocery shopping because of your service. People see military and it's like common sense leaves them they'll come thanking you for your service while you're pooping. If you ever serve then you'll understand

[@johnynoway9127]

@@houseofadhdandhyperfixatio9432Makes sense...espially in America where military is proud

[@ihave35cents95]

Yeah cuz I never see them wearing the hat or the special license plates on their cars

[@SunnyHippy]

@@ihave35cents95 some are proud to have served and say it by wearing a hat. Not that big of deal. My husband is just one of them who are proud to have served but doesn't let anyone know about it and blends in. He thinks is corny when you see people in full uniform just walking around a store.

[@subman721]

9:37 actually driving a submarine is a hell of a lot like flying a plane. The control surfaces are very similar. Which is why you get that line in the hunt for October. “Give me a stopwatch and a chart and I’ll fly the Alps in a plane with no windows.”

[@johnmullens2857]

"I am a SEAL" ME: "GO ON THEN, BALANCE A BEACH BALL FOR US!"

[@general_web5169]

Yes sir! I am currently designated to Santa's Navy Seals in the Second Artic Operation, sir!

[@johnmullens2857]

@@general_web5169 now thats enduring the cold! Learned that at the SAS before you joined Santa's seals I bet!

[@rustyshackleford7808]

AT

[@Robert-sy4bd]

I made the mistake of reading your remark at work. Colleagues wondering what l am laughing at.

[@johnmullens2857]

@@Robert-sy4bd lol

[@alifrombenhill3374]

I'm 22 years Navy. That first guy had more medals than a waitress at Fridays. Him, MLK, and Jesus are in competition for greatest human ever.

[@ianmcsherry5254]

As a Scotsman, I sleep safer at night knowing US allies like him are guarding the tentacled aliens at Area 51. 👍

[@jeffjr84]

You cant teach courage like that.

[@atthebrink74]

From the movie “Office Space”, it’s called Flair. You have to have at least 15 pieces of flair. That guy was extra special, he had like 47 pieces of flair.

[@kelly171a]

@@atthebrink74 Lol, good movie.

[@SpaceRanger187]

Jesus ask him for advie theres no competition

[@johnblackhead2384]

I was active duty Navy from 1982-2002. I used to see these guys once in a while. I always wonder what would cause someone to lie like they do. My favorites are the guys with an officer hat and rank insignia and also wearing enlisted stripes on their arms. You’d think they’d do a little research first.

[@JohnGalt1960]

They're not right in the head.....thats why they do it.... They also like attention.

[@hoopsonwheels]

There are some people who are genuinely unwell. However there are those who try to use the uniform and patches/ribbons/ medals to gain respect or something like a military discount or veterans perks

[@urielmartinez2161]

I don’t know why they envy the military 😅 I am grateful for my civilian life. I’ve talked to a lot of veterans, no thank you.

[@hoopsonwheels]

@@urielmartinez2161 if you live in the USA or even the UK there’s a prestigious honor that comes from serving in the military. You’re held up as a hero of sorts. Plus there’s decent benefits like getting your higher education paid for, being on tricare (basically health insurance for active and retired personnel and their dependents). There’s also perks like a military discount which is usually in the realm of 10% so it saves a bit of money

[@0tisdriftw00d]

@@urielmartinez2161 man this is the realest comment ive ever seen! Lol

[@Thomas-qh5vf]

Ya know,we all would be better people if we followed Mr Ballens integrity. I'm honored to listen to your stories. God bless you.

[@elshmuel1848]

“I was a seal in 71 when we did a full on beach landing in Vietnam, lost both my arms and my legs, captain said I had to go home but I knew I was needed in Laos to kill colonel sanders hooorah

[@Nothereneverwas69]

Hard to eat that Kentucky fried with no arms or legs , thank you for your service

[@20FreeWill]

Tis but a flesh wound

[@grantslam44]

@@Nothereneverwas69 NOW IT'S PERSONAL SANDERS!!!

[@dankisreal6432]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scottperkins7826]

@@20FreeWill I’ve obviously heard this saying before but for some reason I feel like it applies to something specific…..where did I just hear this the other day🤔🤯

[@Brandon_metab]

You had me in the first five seconds. "I was a *different* kind of SEAL" Like an elephant seal? Or a grey seal? Perhaps a subantarctic fur seal?

[@ussarng4649]

Shhhhhh ..... why'd mention subantartic fur seals ??? Now the Secret Seal Fur Submariner unit (SSFS) is exposed.

[@Brandon_metab]

@@ussarng4649 my bad. I was completely unaware of the super secret SSFS 😅 sometimes it backfires to be so elite

[@s.t.l.3213]

If he ever gets assigned to the White House detail he can be a Presidential SEAL.

[@matthijsmaris8703]

Hé probably worked at the circus.

[@dlyla]

The second guy said blueback so I say juvenile hooded seal

[@ME-qr2kq]

I've been out of the Navy for over 35 years. So therefore I haven't kept up with all the uniform changes and would have a hard time telling what is legit and what is not. Some are really obvious and some are not. I used to wear old woodland camo pants I picked up at Gun shows and surplus stores because they were really good work pants, tough and cheap. People would ask me if I was a Marine and I would tell them, no I scored too High on my Asvab. Then immediately tell them, I was a proud Squid. After 9 11, I stopped wearing them so people wouldn't mistake me as a recent Soldier or Marine and thank me for something I didn't do. I do wear my Navy Veterans ball cap, as a result, I have had a few Homeless Veterans reach out to me as a fellow Brother to talk to, which is what us older guys should be doing. People have Thanked me for my service and I will tell them, I appreciate it but the only real Danger I was ever in was running out of beer and money in the Philippines said with a chuckle. I really hope that many of these young Veterans find the peace they deserve and earned. God Bless

[@Mikael5732]

Old Olongapo veteran!!!! Me too. Was TAD at Cubi Point. Loved to eat that monkey meat on a bamboo skewer. 👍🏻

[@floydholder597]

I've heard quite a few stories from bubbleheads about the Philippines. Finally convinced one guy that his "fiance" was scamming him, we found out through some guys that were still active on the boats that she was married with 4 or 5 rugrats, thankfully the bubblehead had only sent her about $5000 for all of the "corrupt customs officials" that she had to "bribe". Apparently after Subic Bay closed, Ukraine became the "new Philipines" for those love sick guys looking to be scammed. Thank you for your service!

[@BenState]

tell 'em about the 'donkey shows'

[@JorgeLubary]

Poor guys need to live vicariously through our heroes.

[@GregWilmoth]

Never was in any armed service, but respect to all that has been,thanks to all.

[@richq11]

Neither were any of these people.

[@Cayman192]

It’s always seals, SF, and snipers. Why doesn’t any of the fake veterans ever pick average Joe jobs like “oh yeah, I was a food service guy, cooked the best steaks in Nam, I had joes coming from all over the place to eat them” Honestly I respect experts in their field. The best cook or admin guy beats out a lot in my book.

[@ekometti]

Noone wants to say they were a yeoman .... Id rather say I was an MS.

[@bearmarco1944]

@@ekometti Honestly, I'd take up some regular job. My favourite would be a quartermaster. No idea why elite military groups are seen as so great.

[@ekometti]

@@bearmarco1944 Movies probably. I was an AMH in the Navy then crossrated to RM. I loved both jobs, I just didn't feel like working in hydraulic fluid all the time, plus the rate was too top heavy and making rank was near impossible in the early 90's.

[@kainnosgoth7336]

Cooked the best steaks in 'Nam, huh? I wonder if he remembers the beachhead where his CO was giving him the option to surf or fight, because remember, Charlie don't surf?

[@phantomaviator1318]

"Yeah, I worked the Starbucks on the Nimitz back in 2014, made the highest tips out of any barista there."

[@knock_knock3007]

"Oh, he's got the X-Files sh*t in his back pocket." HAD ME ROLLING!!!🤣🤣

[@beccaleigh6705]

shhhh dont tell anyone

[@SRooney34]

Was gonna say the same thing 😂😂😂

[@Anonymous-lq2bs]

Rolling a doobie?

[@TehMerChant]

Trying to priority seating on the plane. Jaggoff.

[@MultiWalrus1]

"All the nuts roll downhill to Florida." xD Priceless.

[@TvshkaHumma]

I havent had a gut laugh like this in years!, refreshing!!.

[@georgeadcock2347]

Living in Florida you nailed it. Please people come to Florida get someone and take them back with you up North.

[@alexnunezramos1720]

@@georgeadcock2347 No refunds 🤡

[@MikeDarr61]

This is why I left Clearwater.

[@umkane3851]

That's why trump lives here

[@jennifermcguire8867]

These people put in so much effort for a ridiculous story, it would have been less effort to join the service. SMH. I get embarrassed as a civilian nurse for the army when people thank me for my service. I explain that I work for the army, I’m not in the army. I love my job ♥️

[@JamesonsTravels]

Every civilian I ran across while in was super friendly and loved their jobs. Thanks for putting up with the youngsters and their antics. I surely was one.

[@newyorkyankees81]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

[@teamshaboobalu2887]

Keeping it real!

[@wot1fan885]

True. But one thing the military wont except everyone . No excuse to be a scammer but yea i would of love to join but couldn't . Just to you're point .

[@rayne_brown]

Even though you are not military what you do for us is extremely important and greatly appreciated. So thank you for what you do ma'am.

[@paulparker2571]

I tried 3 times to join as soon as I was 18 its all I wanted as a child and highly respect anyone who serves but never ever would I pretend to be someone I am not or disrespect anyone who served. Thank you to all who served

[@stefaneer9120]

Deeply respect to you, that you still trying o become a military personnel.

[@inquirer1016]

No shame at all. Much respect to you because you tried hard to join. Audie Murphy was rejected by the Navy and Marine. Persistence usually pays off.

[@paulparker2571]

@@inquirer1016 thank you

[@onrr1726]

My cousin really wanted to join the army when he was in school. But abusive parents drugs, alcohol and eventually dropping out of school in 7th or 8th grade eventually landed him in prison for 2ed degree murder of his father in a case that has always been believed to have been committed by his mother.

[@DayZeroChannel]

There’s other ways to help the cause brother man

[@ericclausen6772]

Wherever it's warm you get all the craziness

[@willwillis3440]

"I'm a different kind of seal" No mate your just a large walrus

[@heraclitus6924]

Coo coo kachoo

[@terrell9702]

17:35 My MOS is 11 Biscuits. I'm what you call attack Breakfast. All I do is go on missions to a variety of different Denny's and destroy the the eggs and bacon.

[@hi-feliciac231]

🤣🤣🤣

[@donnarupert4926]

🥓🍳

[@68chargercrazy]

Just keep your hands and feet away from their mouth

[@tomt810]

Much respect for these men and their combined decades of service to our country! I was the lead flight attendant on a Blackhawk helicopter in Korea, Iraq, Kuwait, and several other places that nobody here has the security clearance to discuss...

[@grifyn882]

proof you were in military ?.

[@ghs7714]

i was the chef for the soldiers

[@Anonymous38572]

I was the actual Blackhawk that went down. Enemies to the left and right, they stripped me for all my parts after the survivors were rescued. Savages.

[@02Benji]

@@ghs7714 an army marches on its belly thanks for servin the boys chow!

[@ghs7714]

@@02Benji Thank you. the boys do eat a lot

[@wideawake914]

A cross between the a team and ghost busters.

[@TheMichaelStott]

As a Veteran, I have a hard time pretending to be a Civilian😜

[@aleksfoxtrot8044]

Its simple. Go around talking about yourself and trying to be the center of attention telling people how cool you are! Though people may mistake you for a Cav Scout instead of a civilian.

[@TheMichaelStott]

@@aleksfoxtrot8044 So what I get out of that is I should do Crossfit, or become a vegan😜 oh heck! I'm doomed! BAHAHAHA🤣

[@TheMichaelStott]

@THAT GUY oh dear, it seems that you have taken my dry humour seriously😕 However, you have discussed some very good points that can be helpful. I'm also an Australian Veteran just to clarify a bit more. I became a counsellor and help people along with the veteran community with many issues. I've had quite a few Vets who get stuck on that old saying "The Army trained me to be a soldier but didn't train me to be a civilian" well, there is no training to be a civilian, it's not a title that is earned it's just a word. The main issue is qualifications and skills and how they can be adapted to a new life outside. I'm not sure how it goes in the U.S but in Australia, we can have our qualifications mapped over to civilian and they can show what types of jobs a person may be suited for. Unfortunately mine were security and counter-terrorism occupations, which didn't suit the injuries I sustained before my discharge. So I had to go back to the drawing board and find a new life on my own (which many of your points highlight) Australia doesn't have a G.I Bill so education can be limited for some Vets (money wise) to diploma level. When we're in, there is a "higher power" looking after career progression and you're spot on when you said all the resources are taken care of and we have to learn to depend on ourselves more. Hard for many Vets to do when they have mental health issues clouding their decision making skills along with added pressure to get employed, take care of family or whatever they individually face. Thank you.for taking the time to comment and add some real, no nonsense advice. I hope some people who click on this thread read what you wrote and it helps them🙂

[@the_kombinator]

Stolen... citizenship?

[@stefanadamcik8221]

Ain't it the truth? I wish I could shake off some of the bothersome habits.

[@alext4758]

I love it, they never act like your average marine or something, they always have to bee some Seal Team Six/SOF deployed in every recorded battle in History with 600 confirmed kills in a single day with their chest looking like a trinket market

[@rileymcintosh4852]

You nailed it

[@EJCruz924]

Well said.

[@ChristianPA]

As a Special Forces Ranger and Navy SEALs Fleet Admiral myself, I love watching these videos!

[@jaiclark5626]

Lol.

[@HerMajesty1]

Lol

[@Joker-vg9wk]

Underwater ranger here.

[@austinhixson625]

That one dude was the first submarine door gunner to have ever survived opening the door up

[@blindgrim3963]

That second dude is definitely a different type of seal he has ascended the seals he is now a manatee😂

[@zincpvp]

🤣 Sea Lion 7

[@blindgrim3963]

@@zincpvp 😂

[@luxonlex4453]

He has expanded from SEAL Team 7, to Walrus Warrior 1.

[@blindgrim3963]

@@luxonlex4453 😂I love that😂

[@bloodyblade916]

LMAO

[@vohawk]

The SeaBee-Sniper-SEAL-Submariner is hilarious. He did it all. He was a one-man army!

[@user-pn6mv4wy7w]

“Submarine door runner” pissing myself laughing!!!!

[@xsixinfantryx]

"generals even go to me like this" 😂

[@randybonner9870]

I was a soldier on the Hunnley . I held my breath for like 120 yrs until I was rescued . I couldn't believe the war was over .

[@wallybooger1]

😮

[@wallybooger1]

Thank you for your service lol

[@BirdsOfGlass]

Love how you laugh at these psychos instead of being angry.

[@trappenweisseguy27]

That first Clown looks like a wrestling manager 😂.

[@FentonNagaruk-h5n]

“Sad team 7” had me rolling in my tears😂💀

[@kerrymorton2640]

I did 22 years in the Navy and never saw so many different service pins on 1 uniform in my entire career, hell Audie Murphy and Alvin York didn't have that much on their uniforms.

[@tylerbuckner3750]

I was lucky enough to get to know an ACTUAL Vietnam-era SEAL with extensive combat experience. He was the most humble, gentle, soft spoken guy I’ve ever known. He never wanted to talk about his service.

[@jasonsampson1301]

Lies

[@tylerbuckner3750]

@@jasonsampson1301 We found the expert, guys!

[@lostcause1144]

Yeah, its is kinda funny how the real guys downplay everything. But if you know actual combat veterans, it is the norm.

[@j4y167]

@Mr. W the good guys compared to who, the people they're fighting? The ones beheading civilians, journalists, women, children, etc? You're so smart and deep bro you're right, nothing is worse than a western force sweeping in, fighting off insurgents and then giving the local forces weapons, vehicles and training to defend their home country from local terror groups.

[@don4298]

@Mr. W Do people let you walk yourself or are you on a leash?

[@elgavilan2000]

As someone with an extensive career as a software engineer I can’t help but laugh about the notion of someone impersonating an IT worker…

[@wendykalman9975]

We keep it under our hat for a good reason. How much free work are we willing to do 😆

[@moreththerogue6218]

The neighbor or friend or family member; "I heard you work with computers. Can you fix my iron or toaster or 30 year old am radio or lawnmower or television or etc etc.' ? But never, not once, not ever do you hear 'can you help with my computer?' 'I'll pay you.' Then your friend or neighbor or family member will take the PC or Mac to Best Buys. They will plug in a loose wire and charge 150 dollars. The kicker is when they have to tell you about the deal they got from Best Buy. sigh

[@BulkernatorKerb]

Sounds like something a stolen IT valour dev would say. Where were you during the Meme Wars of Reddit?

[@ringingsteel8729]

Hang on I know nothing about IT other than dealing with them at a Fortune 500 company, but I’m going to try my best. “ have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?” “ it appears our software update has destroyed everything you need to operate. We’re going to roll those changes back and install the previous version.”

[@playbox4366]

Fake Hackers

[@Greymannn]

His mos was grounds. You know, when the co yells for the coffee. He really got the kick back assignment, makin the coffee.

[@Bodhi518]

You’re an honorable guy showing compassion to the mentally ill

[@kellyhelms1584]

I don't understand your comment

[@kellyhelms1584]

@Jose Martinez hey keyboard warrior. Get a job and get out of your mommies basement.

[@weemac4645]

​@@kellyhelms1584 No problem,ask your nurse.😊

[@dancooper7012]

I have met a few folks who flunked out of SF and SEAL training and I have great respect for those people for being honest and for trying. I grew up in Okinawa and we had Field Day at school every year when the SF guys would come over and along with the Biy Scouts they would build some cool stuff such as towers and bridges. It was really fun! We were in Okinawa after dad left Vietnam. Okinawa was such a cool place to grow up!! I often wonder what my dad would think of these guys?

[@rik4369]

"THE ROCK"

[@chrisvintage1399]

Camp Foster , Kubasaki High School

[@ryanjacobson7394]

I lasted 2 days in seal training , couldn't make it man it's hard

[@WALKUREX]

@@ryanjacobson7394 come join the CCP special ops team

[@onrr1726]

My brother tried out for BUDS just to see if he could do it. A few instructors convinced him to drop out telling him he would be nothing more than an expendable trigger man with no future in civilian life. They told him he was way more valuable than he thought and to go back to doing air craft electronics work. To this day my brother only talks about the fun times in the Navy and nothing is brought up about BUDS out of respect for them guys.

[@danmas2469]

In all my years as a belly gunner on a baking soda powered submarine I've learned you can tell the fake soldiers right away because they go on about how much they did and how great they were and those of us that really did serve seem to talk more about the people we served with and the things that they did.

[@l3ftie578]

most of the men in my family have served and I find this sooooo true

[@danmas2469]

@@l3ftie578 I thank them for their service.

[@jamesmoore6479]

Baking soda sub; thanks for the nostalgia bump my friend.

[@danmas2469]

@@jamesmoore6479 you're welcome lol.

[@jthecaffeinatedcrow6456]

I certainly find truth in this. My brother's the one who served, and most of his stories have less to do with military operations and more to do with his experiences with his fellow soldiers. In fact, I couldn't really tell you what my brother does in the Army, but I can tell you that "Smith" hates mayo on his hot dogs, that "Ericks" got smoked for accidentally telling his CO to "eat a d*ck", that "Johnson"'s Jamaican accent comes out when he's angry, and that my brother's CO was trying not to laugh as he checked in on my brother on the radio after seeing him fall on his ass on the cameras he was monitoring.

[@Silverhawk1776]

The "security guard patch" the first yoyo was wearing is a legitimate command patch for the Air Intelligence Agency (AIA), which was headquartered in San Antonio back in the 90s.

[@skyhawk_4526]

Congrats to the first guy for becoming the first Colonel in the US Navy. I guess that's why all the other branches gave him all that bling for his uniform.

[@pauljarrell8162]

I really love how you handle these stolen valor videos. It’s all class. You even give people the benefit of the doubt many times until they take away all doubt

[@georgevitch5566]

For a grumpy old codger this bloke has a really open minded outlook, and I appreciate that he readily admits when he doesn't know something.

[@williamcoe9200]

He will be fighting against the seagulls Hahaha My favorite is the guy in the cracker jacks

[@jaycepero8069]

Navy Veteran here, these clowns are hilarious and infuriating all at the same time.

[@busterMcShamus]

I have to admit that I fully expected you to go apeshit on these people like they do in most of the other ones I've seen and I'm so glad you didn't. It's refreshing to see someone just laughing at all the inconsistencies in their stories. Thank you for the content!

[@247tubefan]

These people are soooo Special. They alone can defend the country from every threat in the universe.

[@dustinpaulson1123]

Right? That first guy basically was with the MIBs.

[@mr.nightshade8465]

Respect and thanks to all those who actually served in the armed forces in our country. Unfortunately the only military battles I’ve been in was Call of Duty. Lol but seriously thank you all you veterans for your service.

[@skiptheboxingkangaroo]

I can vouch for half of these guys, I was a sub door gunner in the second Vietnam war.

[@davidcollins2993]

I know i was in charge of the screen door, on the biden.

[@Baxocj]

@@davidcollins2993 wait that was you??? DUDE its me, the guy that was the Culinary Sniper. Remember me from when I did that one thing with culinaries in the torpedo bay??

[@918kickinwing]

Could you imagine if ALL these Valor bandits got together at a bar and started talking over some beer?

[@mikeb3808]

lmfao

[@amimrie]

Oh the storys they'd tell lol

[@randybonner9870]

Yeah man they would be falling over themselves who had the biggest story

[@Kymv8382]

That would be fucking great

[@BenState]

@@amimrie "storys" ?? ffs

[@crashburn3292]

"You're wrong." "No, YOU'RE wrong! "YOU'RE WRONG!" *"NO, YOU'RE WRONG!!"* ...a real battle of wits.

[@rabbitramen]

He forgot to include his French Foreign Legion jump wings.

[@Logan-uw2un]

I’m from a military family. Grandfather retired COL, father retired MAJ. It really irritates me when people put on that uniform when they didn’t put in the work!

[@PetraDarklander]

You're not the only one. If you joined a branch, which one?

[@TheBestLife2184]

Evil Democrats, billionaires, & RINOs brainwash America 365 days a year. In 10 minutes your kids & you can be immune to it. My name is a dottComm website & you need to go there. Expect your life to likely hugely change in 10 minutes or less.

[@Kreepinsgirl]

Me too, grandfather,stepfather,brother all Army, all served,grandfather in Ww2,stepfather at Vietnam and brother in Iraq.There is no good excuse for doing this and getting away.

[@TheBestLife2184]

@Abe Froman You're probably an atheist communist Chinese comrade. Our site has excellent proof backed with excellent sources. What did you bring to the table as proof: only yourself.

[@TheBestLife2184]

@Abe Froman Our site exposes your evil side using the top Freemason's own words. Other sources include many doctors, a former elite banker, the former leader of the FBI in Los Angeles, the former CEO of the top music conglomerate, much video evidence and much much more. Again, what proof did you bring to the table: only yourself. Yeh that sounds like what comes from the liberal and RINO university people these days: phoniness with no credible sources to back up their claims. I'm sure you kissed lots of feet too, to get the billionaires' trickle-down jobs, dollars, and acceptance. The bible says it's better to store up your treasure in heaven than to store it up on earth where thieves and such can take it away, as is happening now with covid checks, business lock-downs and more. I almost joined the military but didn't because I do not like fighting for the evil billionaires who run America and this world. I do not like fighting for people with no integrity. Do you know why nasty words come out of your mouth Abe? It's because you have a sewer in your heart. It's no joke. Bible says out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks. You need a new heart Abe. It's true.

[@PatRiot-]

I was offended for about 3 seconds when you said “all nuts roll downhill to florida” Than I realized it’s pretty much true 😅

[@RickyBobby42069]

The tales of Florida and Florida man is well known. I live in an another continent and I've heard about it

[@boobuglouisville3851]

Bahahahhaa

[@leonhogan8294]

I live in Ireland and we know if florida man lol

[@68chargercrazy]

Take all day to find someone in Florida from Florida

[@antoniotula262]

Floridiots!!.... It's true I'm here now. Nobody is actually from here.

[@ffclayton45]

“All the nuts roll down to Florida.” 🤣😂🤣😂 mannn you made me spit all my coffee on my dash. Love what you do keep going.

[@TSemasFl]

Yeah it's always the transplants rolling down here acting like nuts.

[@Anonymous-lq2bs]

@C Johnson nah Florida takes the cake. Don’t be offended and don’t you watch the news? Nuttier than a fruit cake

[@marthasimons7940]

@C Johnson hey bud , I live in Florida. Nope, we got most of 'em here. Good folks and lots of veterans but we have the nutjobs.

[@Stevesbe]

@C Johnson they roll up to NY/NJ then downhill to Florida