Stolen Valor Village Idiots: Navy Seal Edition (Marine Reacts)

[@JamesonsTravels]

Who is your favorite 'Navy Seal'? I had more but this batch will do. More of the finest Tier 1 has to offer - kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4DYfWaOq5KfhKs.

[@liammac7045]

@JamesonsTravels I really appreciate when you stop to explain a possible explanation, because it helps me figure. Out more about the norms of the military and how things work, Thanks!

[@liammac7045]

Also how dumb some of these people can be lol

[@johnreinburg859]

I love your channel but I had to stop it because I couldn't watch these phony fucks anymore!

[@andywilliams8563]

Probably Charlie Sheen in Navy Seals. Quite a good film lol

[@pacifisttictac5565]

You should do more airsoft stuff

[@6AUG9]

The last guy is LEGIT he was a Gravy Seal who served in Dessert Storm, also was part of Snack Ops. He lived by his motto of Semper Pie.

[@nonebright8073]

I’m dying h e l p

[@josephsalim9638]

Lmao!

[@jacobdempsey2608]

BRO!!! LMFAO!!!!!

[@jordanshilander7402]

I assumed he was a green buffet.

[@CELTICSAVAGE32]

@@jordanshilander7402 hahahahahahahaha

[@meirsahar7355]

I served in the Salvation Army, I was stationed outside of Walmart.

[@MrTikbik2000]

Lol! Comment winner! 🤣

[@maj.romuloortiz7832]

I bet you have some horror stories 😂

[@ANIMATORME1]

Under cover as Santa Claus?

[@datdude7395]

Did you serve with Jeremy dewitte?

[@whitex3898]

Underrated comment

[@GutsAndGlory734]

I was the Petty Officer in “Meal Team Six”, and he barely passed “FUDS” class 199. He drowned after parachuting to the chocolate fountain, but he managed to breach into a safe house and rescue the 8 pizza boxes taken hostage at a house party.

[@JamesonsTravels]

PUDS with the heavyweights.

[@1922Skidoo]

Fuds training by Elmer💩

[@andrewnelis9791]

@@JamesonsTravels lol. This is actually the most. Hilarious one yet

[@thomashenderson7942]

More like BUN/S

[@223dmr7]

😆🤣😂 that's awesome 👌

[@JPNB]

I retired just over ten years ago, and I can honestly say that I’ve never felt compelled to wear my uniform around, out & about. I tried it on a year back, but that was just to see if it still fit.😅

[@patrickgriffitt6551]

I retired 30yrs ago. My Bus still fit but no longer have any insignia on them. I wear them lounging around or visiting close neighbors but never in general public. They are comfortable and nearly brand new.

[@JPNB]

@@patrickgriffitt6551 thank you for your service, brother 👍.

[@qua7771]

Dress uniform maintenance is a PITA, and utility uniforms remind me too much of work. I never see veterans wear uniforms. Maybe the pants, or coats.

[@JPNB]

@Patrick Gragg yes they did.

[@kfelix2934]

Mine whent to the pawn shop and good will.

[@philipdru9290]

That dude ate SEAL Team Six, but he was never in it.

[@sqeekms6186]

I'm not understanding why your comment isn't blowing up with likes ROFLMAO 🤣😂😅

[@sqeekms6186]

I'm honestly still laughing from your comment thanks

[@JimD410]

LoL hahaha

[@dakoderii4221]

What really happened to Seal Team 6. Obama had that dude eat them for lunch so he had plausible deniability. *Before you say my comment is ridiculous, I will remind you we now live in the Twilight Zone.

[@sqeekms6186]

@@dakoderii4221 I think I would rather live in the twilight zone.

[@MrBassmann15]

I'm a Texas Revolution Veteran. I served in the Alamo under Davy Crockett.

[@walkertexas1599]

Remember the Alamo!

[@jonathanallard2128]

I served at Pearl Harbour when the Japanese kamakaze attacked with samurai swords and kamehameha's. I died on USS Arizona. Was brutal, but I'm suuuper tough so here I am with my 3 Medals of Honor a 2 Iron Crosses with Oak Leaves. I don't wanna brag, but I am pretty fuckin bad ass...

[@alexnunezramos1720]

LOL 😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆😉😊

[@hermitcleric]

I served in the battle of Orleans With Andrew Jackson? No, no, Orleans, FRANCE. My CO was Joan of Arc

[@jeffclark7888]

Yaaa!

[@QPColombia]

The fat guy is Seal transport. He get's to the drop zone...they cut him open and Seal Team 6 pops out.

[@dirtyhorse5090]

I thought he was going to say "ummm hummm I like french fried tators

[@finallyfriday.]

Trojan horse!

[@DijBeast]

They throw him off the back of the plane as ordinance lol

[@chazvalvo2840]

Just like in The original Total Recall the little prophet living inside of the resistance fighter

[@joelspringman7748]

Maybe he's an *elephant* seal.

[@w.w.9047]

That last guy was legit. He served honorably under Colonel Sanders in the Battle of the Buffet in ‘03

[@TerpToothPirate]

“ that’s part of his cover to look like Jabba the hut” I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sqeekms6186]

LMAO 😂🤣😅

[@muhhamadavdol3781]

"chillin', playing it, and the boat comes. 'Little bastards.' And it's a bunch of Chris Farley look-a-likes." 🤣

[@eatsbyrick3161]

I was a door gunner on the Imperial Drop Ship. I was backing up Mando on Tatooine outside Jabba’s Palace. I remember that guy. He was Jabba’s CIA stunt double from Meal Team 6.

[@TerpToothPirate]

@@eatsbyrick3161 WHY IS THAT STORY SO PERFECT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jackandblaze5956]

IDK about Seal Team Six for Fatty Arbuckle, more like Walrus Team 86.

[@hunterpulliam9182]

These guys give “Donut Operator” a whole new meaning.

[@shockmazta3116]

Yeah but Donut is hot.

[@HamBonEz]

@@shockmazta3116 yupp that's what wine operator says!!!! Donut is the man!!!!

[@largefarva5409]

Don't you dare insult daddy donut

[@greygray6230]

@@HamBonEzWine said. He cheated on her and did some other nasty things (as said by Wine). Their no longer together (They don’t even follow each other on social media)

[@fostercreque4110]

@@greygray6230 well that makes sense, I was wondering if something happened between them

[@davidfelton7772]

Didn't know the requirements to become a SEAL included looking like a seal

[@masterofdisaster2581]

Yeah an elephant seal.

[@jacksonkiehn1997]

He’s actually on whale team six

[@theboothy91]

That's offensive to actually seals

[@Akinci1923]

When he mentioned getting issued a .50 at boot camp I about pissed myself. Imagine seeing some dude in formation going to right shoulder arms with a freaking Barrett M82 😂😂😂😂

[@emilycarter2492]

Exactly. He not only has zero education regarding the military, but he’s ignorant about weapons. The logistics of special operators, who travel very long distances silently, as quickly as possible, each carrying around a 50 Cal is absurd. Make it make sense.

[@benelkins9206]

Q: “What’s your MOS?” A: “Killer” 😜

[@zachseabass7414]

Show me your war face!

[@Cpt809]

@@zachseabass7414 AaAaAaAhh hehe 😜

[@Zerlot]

@Raymond Pumphrey Yeah, he was being sarcastic.

[@ezio_Winchester]

My favorite was the guy who said he was a "door kicker"lmao . Wasnt in this video

[@jeremyj.5687]

Ray, us old timer CIA door kickin' killer Seals gotta have each other's backs, considering our 12 tours total in 'Nam, Serbia, Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq and... all the other desert-Y places us CIA Secret Agent Enforcers have infiltrated to conduct proxy wars with the Russians, you see? And this purple Medal of Honor right next to my SEAL Academy Primus medal and the Ranger Certification Ribbon? Got that back in '86 from someone who looked suspiciously like myself 20 years from now. Told me that the Commies from the dark side of the moon invaded one day and to keep far away from goats and to never trust the Danish, they were up to no good. True story, swear on the grave of the anonymous soldier!

[@223dmr7]

If there was an attack of jelly doughnuts This dude would be on my team . This dude would give an army of jelly donuts hell . He went to basic training at Krispy kreme.

[@223dmr7]

@Meth Breakfast 😆🤣😂. Yea Chocolate covered long Johns stuffed in his bandoiler.

[@TexasPatriot79]

Haha!!

[@johnhammond9962]

This guy isn't just a Navy Seal, he's a Navy Elephant Seal.

[@Alrechinomostbeloved]

IN ROLING ON THE FLOR AND IM CRYING LMAFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@razorhawk9808]

MEAL Team VI member who was POW at McDonald's and MIA at Planet Fitness. Also received 3 Purple Hearts from breaking his back while reaching for a box of Twinkies and hohos.

[@demonbadger86]

Navy Walrus

[@crackernipple6020]

Navy Sea lion

[@walterjeffmunnik7623]

Navy whale

[@deahnasdad]

As a vet, I love these videos. I also love your commentary. My time in the Navy as a Delta/SEAL/Airman/Chief Gunnery Private was the best time in my life. I loved the food served at the latrine or something like that.

[@Flyingmsdaisy]

Me too man. I did it all, but mom screwed it up when she called us in for supper. Talk about a bummer man.

[@Offskew]

Epic....were you also assigned to the Urinal bacteria eradication squad that used the "P" 51 Full Auto toothbrush ?

[@Papajawea]

Anybody who is out there bragging, and wearing all those medals, was never in the military. Or if they were had a dishonorable discharge and have a need for attention.

[@joaopedroprado626]

I used to have a commander that had a ton of courses like jungle operator and jumpmaster paratrooper (brazilian courses). And he didn't used a single medal, he was one of the humblest persons ive ever met

[@dakoderii4221]

Had a guy at Bragg(82nd) put on Halo wings, forgein jump wings, scuba, horse trained and other ones. He was doing it off post to get laid but everyone still laid into him. He lost the respect of his Joes for that and was repremanded too.

[@JamesonsTravels]

That levels of metals is over the top. I would stop the guy and shake his hand. That would be one impressive man if real. That rack is something else. Figure at that rank he would have a Southeast Asia ribbon as well. Why not.

[@dakoderii4221]

@Pepi Roni Roni If 2020-2021 didn't show you that corruption is all throughout our government then I don't know what to tell you. Just keep believing anyone and everyone with power has your best interests at heart and if not then it was just a "mistake" because they are "stupid". They are not playing stupid to fool you. Nah! They wouldn't do that. They love the country and the Constitution. That's why you're now considered a terrorist if you don't want to overthrow it with Communism.

[@dakoderii4221]

@Pepi Roni Roni Inside and out. Different countries and even groups have infiltrated every government ever to exist. Spies don't do what you see in the movies 99.9% of the time. They are usually average people and some are in high positions like Congressmen. It's about infiltration and subversion. They are allowed to prosper when no one holds them accountable because they believe no one would ever turncoat and sell out their own country for some riches. Funny how most politicians get very rich once getting into office, making many times their salaries. Then they turn around and blame all those problems on the very people they are supposed to serve. You seriously believe corruption does not exist or just corruption on that massive of a scale?

[@andywilliams8563]

"Ops this is delta 1, casevac required" "Roger that, whos been hit" "Jabba the Hut is all fucked up" "Roger, standby while we call up seaworld and ask to borrow their whale harness"

[@aneesh7123]

They gonna send it trough little bastards

[@Seb-Storm]

They're gonna need a crane for that

[@dashlamb9318]

Funny funny funny! Thanks for the laugh.

[@RuiLuz]

"Whale harness you say? - That's what I said! - K, on it's way, with a meal on the side"

[@chriscosby1561]

😅🤣🤣🤣

[@Marina-to4rh]

looked up stolen valor today cause I remembered how much my dad enjoyed watching people get called out for it. He served in the national guard, we still have his uniform and boots in my moms closet. I miss him dearly, and its comforting to be able to look at stuff he enjoyed. thank you.

[@SwampSquatch70]

Sorry for your loss

[@poopieinmybuthole3379]

The guard isn't real military

[@rumrain838]

@@poopieinmybuthole3379 the National guard goes to war all the time are you stupid??? And who do you think is coming to save you during a disaster?

[@rumrain838]

@@poopieinmybuthole3379 like fr how dumb are you, do you know how many people in the National guard have fought over seas in every war?

[@brycedaugherty9211]

Gone but never forgotten. Bless him and you

[@usafmuggs1]

“GO AFTER MAIN CHARACTERS!” That’s an F*in LEGENDARY MOS! They didn’t offer anything that badass to us AF guys. Take out Terrorists..TOTs. Judging by his size, it looks like this guy had WAY too many TOTs missions.

[@kasey7638]

Looks like his MOS was to eat the main characters.

[@davidandrew1078]

"There were 1500 SEALs in Vietnam. I have met all 7500 of them." Not my quote but appropriate.

[@erikrungemadsen2081]

That is fucking funny.

[@joshualittle877]

I have used that quote my self. It was actually only about 260 SEALS that actually served in Vietnam between 1962-1972 and 46 died there. I have only ever met three Mike Thorton I met on the beach in Coronado when I bought and got him to sign his book not sure if I still have it. The other was then Commander William McRaven when he commanded SEAL Team 3 this was a few days later and the last was a guy I went to highschool with it was his BUDS graduation I was there to see.

[@Moadar]

@@joshualittle877 Weren't they underwater demolitions then?

[@Moadar]

@@joshualittle877 Thats a great history lesson, thank you for that.

[@cj4505]

I am a vet, and I am so glad you’re exposing these bums!

[@Anonymous-lq2bs]

Congratulations

[@robertnicola3075]

Thank you for your service 🙏

[@Survivalist-of-war]

I'm a vet and I get people whipping their phones out interrupting my life and screaming stolen valor at me.its happened numerous times. Be careful what you wish for.

[@Guilhermemezari]

@@Survivalist-of-war must be annoying.

[@Survivalist-of-war]

@@Guilhermemezari it is. And never once was I even in uniform. Some people are just dumb fucks who need an ass whooping.

[@markwilliamson3628]

If only these guys realized that being in the military is about 10% cool guy stuff and 90% boring, detail filled stuff like layouts and PMCSing gear. When I get out of the military, there’s a lot I’m going to want to forget and never speak about again lol

[@thomasslock8793]

Bro that's the truth.

[@randallc7228]

yep, I cant even remember how much inventory I did over 9 years. Seems like my entire career was just that.

[@andrew627]

Were you in the seals?

[@youngwildcat08]

Oh PMCSing... the tried and true job of every MOS. I swear the motor pool hated us and there was always one HMMWV that someone f'd up when it was returned.

[@dbilly7]

The week I retired I dumped everything except my blues into the trash. I’ve been around active people that I knew while active and when they call me by my previous rank I correct them that my name is…. And remind them that was a different life.

[@wonmcshame9319]

4:53 Col. Jessup.....hilarious, from A Few Good Men...this still has me rolling rolling rolling, hurting my hernia🤦🏼‍♂️

[@snafubar447]

"One tour in each! Iraq and Afghanistan!" Homeslice, I've been to both three times and didn't even get an AA, because, and I quote, "Specialists don't do enough to earn real awards."

[@Keti9er]

I deployed 4 times - 3 to Iraq, once to Afghanistan. All 4 times I got an ARCOM ad an "end of tour award." My squad leader put in for a V device for actions during a firefight but it was denied. Why? Because I was only a specialist. Military awards have become a joke.

[@YoungPoliceExplorersProgram]

If you served 6 tours between two active war zones. You would not be a Specialist!

[@edmondlau511]

I graduated from the Navy SEAL Academy but I did the online version. It’s the same as the in person version so I deserve the same respect.

[@rl2769]

Same here.

[@joshualittle877]

You laugh but there was a time when the Special Forces Q Course could be done at least partially throug correspondence courses and when I deployed with SF in 2003 alot of those guys were grandfathered and still there.

[@4thamendment237]

The online version is safer though. It's harder to get cut when crawling under that online barbed wire or shot during the live fire drills, and your keyboard just doesn't give you that same cold, wet, and sandy experience as the surf line at Coronado.

[@mdmac5139]

I have seen the 1990 film " Navy Seals " starring Charlie Sheen 30 times ! I know all about being a Seal !! Lol !

[@mdmac5139]

@@4thamendment237 lol !! How many words per minute do you have to type to be a Seal ?

[@sagittariusa2283]

The fat guy was not so much the real deal, more like the meal deal.

[@ColdSalt99]

He is legit, he's in McDonald's special ops

[@2_572]

A meal shill.. shaking my fucking head.

[@terrytibbs5678]

He wasn't a Navy Seal, he was a Navy Walrus

[@normangray3775]

The third guy days "that was my MOS". The Navy doesn't use "MOS", we have "NECs" (Navy Enlisted Classification) codes. And there is no such thing as the Navy SEAL Academy! 😂

[@YoungPoliceExplorersProgram]

Actually, The Navy Seal Academy is where all commissioned US Navy Seal Pups attend k-12 and re-earn their High School Diploma!

[@fabirkemarian6370]

Wrong! Navy seal academy is police academy 4😅

[@dymitchell]

FYI: "Taking Out Terrorists" is codenamed "tater TOT".

[@Arcexey]

By Tor lmao

[@robertgagne2388]

lmfao

[@dr_tate]

That's my code name

[@lorahamilton397]

Lol!!

[@PunkN_JTM]

@@dr_tate well damn.. now i need a new safe word....

[@Mdub-84]

"Service pistol.. Probably a desert eagle" omg! Jameson travels keep it coming man, your play by play is comedy gold

[@stevenphillips3506]

Some of these people are really out of shape and thats being extremely polite.

[@MJA5]

food babies

[@Chris09978]

150 months pregnant

[@rut3ch]

This is not the forum for politeness soldier. Carry on.

[@ayoutubecommenter1827]

Why do you think they're so insecure in life

[@krtcampbell9007]

Not of that shape is a sack of spuds.

[@russ_6214]

As a 30 year vet and a recipient of two bronze stars from 2 tours in Desert Storm I’m appalled about people trying to steal valor from those of us who have sacrificed so much.

[@YoungPoliceExplorersProgram]

Please, your entire claims could be stolen or total BS as well. This is the Internet Of Things. Act accordingly!

[@randybrechbiel9748]

My wife's ex husband's uncle claimed he was a Seal, they even put on his tombstone that he was a Seal. She got a hold of his discharge papers and he was medically discharged after only 6 months

[@JamesonsTravels]

Ew. Awkward. Well in his mind and memory. Actually said they had to find out.

[@Bas2thesem]

RIP to that jerkoff

[@vieuxacadian9455]

Take a demo hammer that liars stone !

[@forceactionguildspecialist9596]

Jeremy dewitte was a navy seal! Maybe they know each other?

[@voin5371]

@@vieuxacadian9455 Nah just chisel out the part where it says seal, no need to defame a gravestone any further.

[@timmycook6708]

"There are certain tattoos navy seals have." *lifts sleeve* Wow that proves it, he's legit.

[@JamesonsTravels]

i still want the secret code or handshake.

[@darknessdescends8908]

Not all operators, have tats, however, he has never been an operator. A couple of questions, exposes the fakes.

[@timmycook6708]

@@darknessdescends8908 I mean, he wouldn't be a navy seal, he'd be a navy walrus, eating all the rations at meal team 6.

[@swampcritterisbackbaby1740]

If you go to a tattoo shop anywhere near a military post and ask for a SEAL tattoo they will ask if you are a SEAL. Other shops will give you whatever you ask for because most do not know the significance of the images. I always thought the secret code was keep your flippin' mouth shut.

[@timmycook6708]

@@swampcritterisbackbaby1740 I agree man, I have been talking to a Navy recruiter and she asked if I had any tattoos and I said yes I got 2 seals on my left knee, and she asked "they're not doing anything are they?" 😂🤣 Hell no they're just chasing each other's tails!

[@theilluminati7287]

Stolen Valor is proof that bullying is a good thing sometimes. These people should be ridiculed.

[@theboothy91]

They were bullied that's why they have to pretend they were badass

[@actioncinematech6476]

why so many stolen valor peeps look autistic or mentally handicap

[@chrisyanover1777]

@@actioncinematech6476 because a lot are or have severe mental disorders. But I guess they think that it's funny to bully someone with down syndrome! Usually that makes you a scumbag!

[@steveking9146]

This isn't bullying. Bullying is abusing someone for no apparent reason. The reason here is apparent. Not bullying at all, just calling a spade a spade.

[@chrisyanover1777]

@@steveking9146 so it's ok to bully someone who is autistic if they give you a reason to bully them?

[@doitdoitright5916]

He couldn’t tell you that he was part of a secret elite unit called the Navy Whales. They get air dropped or swim into remote enemy food storage depots. Once on site they eliminate the enemy’s food supply by means of consumption. It’s a rough job but somebody has to do it.

[@donaldkimura7392]

L

[@scottiewiseman1192]

He said he seen the world trade towers fall. This dude looks like he can do the quarter mile in a month or 2.

[@SlapthePissouttayew]

He served on a gravy boat.

[@corbettmanley932]

I witnessed the 1st tower fall, but I was driving truck on the Jersey Pike !

[@scottiewiseman1192]

@@corbettmanley932 Are you telling people you was in the military?

[@corbettmanley932]

@@scottiewiseman1192 truck driver on the NJTP when the 1st tower collapsed.

[@undergrounddojokeyboardcag701]

We all saw the twin towers fall.

[@lycanmaximus]

That one guy "Navy Seal Academy" lmao looks like he tried to eat an entire aircraft carrier mess hall.

[@johnnychambers6969]

Aircraft Carriers have two mess decks,you can double up on sliders

[@lycanmaximus]

First time I was stationed on Ft. Campbell in 1986 I was a member 1st Brigade of the 101st. The transportation unit was 1040th still under that designation from the old World War 2 and Korean War Glider pilots. They had traded the gliders for trucks in the 1950s after Korea. Modern day it was mainly an all female unit driving the trucks. So yes, there was that too. Change of scenery other than sitiing across from the tables facing hundreds of other guys. Their mess hall used to face our Brigade mess. Half the time when we were stateside in the 80s we would eat with them if we wanted short order burgers and fries or similar.

[@elgavilan2000]

That guy definitely looks like all he does is go out on missions

[@flyingGrandpa]

His T.O. weapon was a 16" gun. LOL

[@lycanmaximus]

LMMFAO, Howard!

[@charlielan9287]

That big dude was probably telling the truth. He ate the whole SEAL Team so he's the ultimate Navy Seal by default.

[@longbow6416]

You gain the power of the oppenents you eat? Something like that

[@andrewcarter4937]

Best comment all day

[@leogarcia8640]

He consumed their life force

[@JohnSmith-bc1pe]

Jameson, your candid sarcasm is highly appreciated!! 👏✊

[@scottstaggs7234]

I served for 22 years. Regular Army (RA) one thing we all know. Operators will NEVER tell you they did anything. They will tell you they flipped burgers at BK.

[@pouncepounce7417]

The perfect cover, no one thinks that an SO guy runs around advertising it. They are SNEAKY

[@michaeledlin9995]

Drove an ice cream truck on base.

[@pktheviking]

Facts!

[@johnholmes6897]

Ain't nothin' but a thing and a chicken wing eaten at burger king!

[@TangoSierra888]

REAL operators are quiet professionals.

[@robertlee4172]

It creeps me out every time one of these halfwits carry on relentlessly with their lies.There was a kid in my college who would brag endlessly about prison life. Like he did hard time. Everyone would laugh in his face, but day after day the stories persisted. The guy was 17 years old.

[@michaelward9880]

That's the phrase I was looking for to describe these Assholes. Creeps me out.

[@JoeGallo43]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jackhampton2062]

Old Mark Johnston was one of my favorites of your Village Idiots videos...probably second only to the drunk who served four years in Vietnam and four years in Korea and his MOS was to kill and survive.

[@JamesonsTravels]

Oh yeah Jack, I love the Vietnam Vet who know karate and whiskey. Reminds me of some guys I saw as a kid.

[@jasonirvine4926]

That was taken at Liberty University in Lynchburg Va.. I was there

[@scottschnell851]

@@jasonirvine4926 liberty is a christian university? the soldier calling him out is a little hardcore for a nice Christian university

[@jasonirvine4926]

@@scottschnell851 yes LU is a Christian University. I live 5 mons from campus. My kid(s) graduated from there. Just because it's a Christian University doesn't mean the person taking the video goes there. It was a graduation event. Anyone could be there

[@scottschnell851]

@@jasonirvine4926 I hear great things about the university, wouldn't mind sending mine there if everything is normal in about 15 years.

[@selflessflower2414]

I’m literally over here at work trying to hold it together 😂 As soon as you made the Jabba the Hutt comment, I went into a coughing attack. Your commentary is pure gold

[@stevenkatz679]

I was called out on my military service once , the guy asked me what my mos was and I said what is an mos ? He thought he had me , the Navy calls it a rating , just a little fun fact for all of you stolen valor hunters .

[@DMF121]

👏👏👏

[@f8-4-4n-fighter8]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@carltonshell1964]

HAHAHA same here.. and it surprised me because, in my case, he was a corpsman.. asked me my MOS and I said "didn't have one Buddy, but my RATE was RM..." then he "called me" on it saying " F*'N Liar! RM isn't a rating, do you mean B460? or C260?" and I had to inform him that I didn't have a clue as I served from '88 to '92 and they didn't changed the ratings to numeric until 1998... I had to look up the numbers and neither of those two ratings had anything to do with my rating... LOL things change so much..

[@robertf3479]

@@carltonshell1964 Maybe HE was the fraud. Corpsmen, including the ones spending their career with the FMF know better.

[@carltonshell1964]

@@robertf3479 good point! never even considered questioning him.

[@samuelhirosky4797]

Stolen valor guys are ALWAYS SF guys. Never a wheeled vehicle mechanic or anything like that

[@tombennett1755]

I was comms.... I get a kick out of every time I meet somebody ex military, dang!, there's a lot of Navy Seals and Delta Force dudes where I live, LOL.... if you served, be proud of what you did.

[@danaolsongaming]

True, if one were to honestly try and steal valor, why not choose something that no one will ever question? Like... finance.

[@nxt3223]

@@danaolsongaming shut up, you're giving people tactics bro.

[@4thamendment237]

@ Samuel Hirosky -- Right? Their MOS is always like 18Z. You never get like a 92G who "can't really talk about what I did, because, you know, it's classified." 😉

[@donlomax4373]

I was a 37B Wheel and Yrack Vehicle Mechanic...that must make me legit.

[@ButcherBird-FW190D]

Yeah, I remember a guy I knew back in the mid-80's. I was born in '64, and was about 20-21 at the time I knew him. He might have been two years older than me, maybe three years. Kept telling me all about how he was a "Tunnel Rat" in Vietnam. Uh huh, right..... I let him ramble on a few times; and of course his stories kept getting more and more dramatic. So... After a few weeks I asked him when the United States pulled out of Vietnam.... He did not know. I said I understood; because he likely was about age 11 or 12 when we pulled out. He hummed and hawed; thought for a bit, then told me he had been part of the clandestine, Super-Secret Undercover Forces that stayed on in Vietnam, fighting until the early-1980's. Sadly, he was not permitted to talk about it past that point. Right......

[@JamesonsTravels]

i left out the TET part. he said he was in TET during 69.

[@ButcherBird-FW190D]

@@JamesonsTravels Heh, heh, heh. Exactly. My 'ol step-dad was a cook in the Army in WWII. -And there's nothing wrong with that at all. Problem being when we were kids; he'd tell tall stories. Even as a kid, I could tell something was wrong. Noting he fought in the Pacific Theater; he'd tell us kids about the "Screaming Meme's". That being the Japanese Zero, which had sirens on it when it dove. Uhm, wow. How wrong is that; pretty much on 3-4 different levels... I started seriously reading re: WWII, mostly to prove him wrong on this type of thing. I stopped the passive-aggressive BS after a few years and completely embarassing him; went on to really enjoy WWII history. He also ceased with the stories. As an aside, it was the Stuka which had the sirens in the early stages of the war, and a "Screaming Meme" was the six-barreled rocket launcher (Nebelwerfer) the Germans used. Anyway; "Exactly" re: the 'Tet Offensive. I was there too ! Being born in '64, it's notable I was one of the younger soldiers. It's all classified, can't talk about it !

[@Koozomec]

They are sick in the head. I pity them even if my sympathy goes for the people who deserved these medals and who never wear them. (Sorry, i'm not a native speaker)

[@RuiLuz]

Sounds like you met Frank Dux's brother, lol!

[@ButcherBird-FW190D]

@Ralph Goober Heh, heh, heh; exactly. I've met plenty of "Snipers". Uh huh, right.... Flapping their mouths at a bar re: how they used their .308 "Back in the day", etc. etc. 'course then you ask them how many grains are in a gram (15.43, BTW), and they don't know a blanking thing. I have bordering upon ZERO military service. Just AFROTC in college; had a pilot slot, lost it right as I graduated due to a heart murmur. So, no UPT for me re: 1986. Anyway, yeah, uh..... Even with just having been ROTC, and Air Force at that (no insult at all; but that's really almost civilian) and I still recall my AFSC. 92TX, Pilot Candidate, and I emphasize the candidate. Four-digit alpha-numeric for officers (and officer CANDIDATES (me)), five-digit alpha-numeric for enlisted. Sooo..... Yeah. Anyone with a clue, even with any absolute Dang near zero service to begin with is not going to go around shooting their mouth off about it. You will be able to tell who has the true service (and this is NOT me) by the way they act and talk. Which generally means they are not going to go around shooting their ignorant, morbidly obese rears off re: how they were this and that. And then when you ask them for details; they say they don't like to talk about it, it's classified, etc. Right..... Complete BS.

[@nicknickerson2124]

Big dude is his own breaching team!

[@endingworlds]

I once met a guy that said he served in the French Revolution.

[@thesovietunicorn3127]

Yep makes sense, definitely sounds right

[@FrostedSeagull]

Blood, Where have you been, I still vividly remember all themst Persian arrows killing me, my buds and our leader & King Leonidas at Thermopalye. 👤⚡⚡👣👣👣

[@kushkingla7385]

I identify as a French revolution soldier.

[@seanmac.7130]

I heard he lost his head over it.

[@kushkingla7385]

@@seanmac.7130 they are selling his rifle. Only been dropped once.

[@jimmaurer8361]

His MOS was so secret, the Seals had to hide it in one of 700 random pizzas

[@tear728]

It was lost forever in his rolls

[@YoungPoliceExplorersProgram]

Where are these Navy Pizzas you speak of? Us SEALS had to provide our own MRE's on most missions!

[@1PotatoeMasher1]

I think “take out the big terrorists” is every little kids preferred MOS.

[@buttneked3963]

I’m not in MOS I’m in CIA

[@ogskarface6646]

Navy Seal ACADEMY LMAOOOO

[@RealThorn]

@@buttneked3963 lmao

[@martinolsen8271]

"Undercover as Jabba The Hutt", that made my day, love your videos and comments, also Thank you for showing the videos about the recruitment and training of SF corps around the world. Keep up the good work Sir, salutations from Denmark.

[@magnusphreator5010]

Love how you played along. I was in a gun store with my coworker (he was former navy) and the guy behind the counter was talking about how he was a seal (the liars always go for team 6) and after a good conversation where my coworker weaved a trap got the guy to admit he was never in service.

[@Moadar]

I know two guys who were seals and they never talk about being seals unless they are around other guys who served or you ask them.

[@Yaaaaa33]

@@Moadar ain't that the truth, I worked for a guy that was an SO before being a contractor and he wouldn't even talk about being in the Navy till I said I was.

[@user-qu6ij5sl1v]

Why do impersonators never say they were in seal charlie team. Where they did the real cool stuff. A lot of practicing. They get the water for the bravo team guys when they are practicing. They do a lot of menial tasks, check hammers and screwdrivers out, just hang out a lot. A lot of them actually do private sector service work full time and just are seals part time.

[@prepare4storms807]

Was this dude 200 lbs overweight? Most of these fools are so out of shape it's so hard for me to believe an actual Navy Seal would let themselves go like this.

[@johnnytower6169]

@@prepare4storms807in my experience in order to be promoted to chief you gotta put in some serious work to up the calories Pies don’t eat themselves

[@kaseygirl9366]

My late father was not a Navy Seal but he was a sailor on the Tacloban serving in the Pacific in WW II. He served his country during wartime with honor and integrity. I find it absolutely disgusting what these stolen valor jerks do. They should be ashamed of themselves!!

[@joshleenall]

Shame is a foreign concept to these people.

[@QuarterBach]

"Meal Team 6 requesting assistance! We need two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda STAT!"

[@Ceber911]

Underrated comment and good meme reference

[@warriorsorb1111]

I was looking for this. thank you 😂😂😂😂😂

[@k9cop9mm]

C-130 can handle that drop.

[@WesleyGravolet]

First guy is the David Byrne of stolen valor w that big ass jacket...lol!

[@infin8ee]

And still not making sense!

[@OrieCipollaro]

This must be infuriating for the guys that served to run into people like this!

[@dabprod]

Yeah.....this would piss me off. Army 1962-65.

[@GM8101PHX]

Air Force 1976 to 1982! makes me angry!!!@@dabprod

[@Romanus-]

That man ate two navy seals to get that valor. Show some respect.

[@davemckanry7755]

Yes it does, really pisses us off. Nothing worse than a person with PTSD listening to fu.ktards like this.

[@Craig52-zq1bt]

U.S. Army, 1970-1973.

[@motorcitysmitty]

Dude at 4:58: "I served in the gravy seals. My colonel's name was Sanders".

[@kidzbop38isstraightfire92]

The secret code for Special Forces is telling random people that you're in Special Forces. Ironic, right?

[@danielheady2786]

You'll never know if somebody is in a spec ops team or not

[@DMF121]

🤣🤣🤣 that was Awesome!

[@angrydingus5256]

You're not really in SF unless you publish a book about all of your top secret missions though it would seem.

[@pouncepounce7417]

The perfect cover, no one thinks that an SO guy runs around advertising it. They are SNEAKY

[@joelspringman7748]

I was aquaintanted with a guy who told me at least once, "I'm a spy." I also knew a kid in high school who told everyone, "My dad's a spy".

[@wonmcshame9319]

6:07 Gain some wait, that's part of his cover..omg I'm rolling...🤦🏼‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

[@hellsbellskidgrumpy8414]

Way, way back when I spent 2 yrs in the army, drafted. To this day I get embarrassed if someone thanks me for my service. I literally did nothing but move paper, pick up cigarette butts, paint rocks, etc.. For all that, I got paid, fed, and got money for college, home loan, and learned to tie my shoes correctly. Don't know what to say about these fools, just shake my head. God bless all the service members.

[@jeffdeiderich4510]

I worked as a bouncer at a bar near a military base. Every guy who came in was a Navy Seal or Army Green Beret, sometimes both. I loved busting them out in front of everyone.

[@robertdemon3550]

Seriously you came across guys who claimed to be a navy seal as well as a green beret, how deluded these idiots are they couldn’t make their mind up so they decided on both 😂😂😂

[@michaeldinsen7641]

Both...best one I've heard yet

[@TheAcceleratorMagazine]

Huh. I've never met a bouncer that wasn't a Spec Ops veteran ninja shadow warrior that got off crippling smaller guy drunks. Just sayin.

[@brown5252]

@@TheAcceleratorMagazine don't forget keyboard warrior.

[@TheAcceleratorMagazine]

@@brown5252 Ya nailed it...

[@kingrat1sasabungan852]

He looks like from the Battleship row! The Navy do not have MOS, but we do have NEC!🤣🤪🤣

[@dendanskehelt4296]

I served with Gomer Pyle... he was a stand-up guy.

[@youtubelicksmytaint7482]

🤣🤣

[@longbow6416]

GO-MER!!!

[@kevio6868]

no ask no tell....they found Gomer face down on Hudson

[@sharonw2475]

I retired from the Boy Scouts in 1963 with the rank of a seven star PFC, then when Vietnam broke out in 1914 I re-enlisted in the WAC's and became the only WAC to ever swim across the Pacific Ocean towing an Aircraft Carrier with my teeth, and for that great deed I was promoted to liar 1st class with 17 Oak Clusters. I would post a photo of my uniform with all of my 178 medals pinned on the front and back but a house fire destroyed my DD1009, my uniform and all my military records. Now I have no records to prove I am lying.

[@PORRRIDGE_GUN]

Thank you for your service.

[@bethcooper4200]

Oh yeah, I saw you outside of Wally World ringing a bell and with a tin cup.

[@winchestersons6258]

Thank you for your service in the wacs. Did you serve in the Spanish American war???

[@teesmith945]

only 17 oak clusters?? you're a lightweight

[@walterjeffmunnik7623]

You need to write a book. I enjoy this

[@cosmiccolonel]

“Jabba the Hutt” pure fucking gold…….

[@tazkongmcgraw]

Jabba the Hutt... Pizza the Hut same thing

[@kishascape]

Gotta admit it would be a pretty good cover though.

[@shortchange26]

More like Pizza The Hut!

[@MatthewKennedy-h4l]

Colonial Kurt’s joined special forces at 40. That was however a movie

[@chris7brook]

My eyes got watery during that one , little choked up , man those guys are brave! 😳

[@bootsmcgee295]

Your reacts are getting better, its nice to see the evolution of your videos, keep up the good work!

[@JamesonsTravels]

Thanks Boots. I never was a camera guy. Being more myself in the videos now that I am progressing

[@shibre9543]

@@JamesonsTravels keep it up

[@rbj_gaming_yt3476]

Keep it up

[@rbj_gaming_yt3476]

I want to be in the marines when I get 18 I am going to try to Enlist I am 13 rn

[@sqeekms6186]

@@rbj_gaming_yt3476 I was your age when I realized I wanted to be a Marine.. best decision I ever made I'm 47 now.. I miss it. I'm planning a trip to Parris island soon to watch graduation. Haven't been there since 1998. Simper FI! future Devil Dog!

[@dylannotsor6955]

Imagine having such little self worth that you have to pretend to be something you aren't to get people to like you. If these men spent half as much time developing their own identities instead of maintaining their lies they might actually be as cool as they want to be.

[@Yungdrizzle]

"to take out the big terrorists." they must send the biggest soldiers jesus bro

[@alexeubanks467]

“Sidearm probably also a .50 maybe a desert eagle” best line for sure

[@kurtsloop2462]

I personally always packed an A-10 Warthog in by boot just in case I ran out of ammo for my F-15 Eagle.

[@andrewp3538]

I've always felt that these and all stolen valor folks should be forced to go through the boot camps of the branches they claim to be from

[@DimitriIgnativ]

I just learned that we Marines have been using the wrong weapon. I guess I'll give up my M16A4 service rifle for a bolt action.

[@sampound9091]

Those darn budget cuts…

[@forslavjo]

Didn't you know that the M4 is a bolt action? Thats what gravy train said...

[@__kkilla__kcam4427]

You ever notice that every SV motherfucker is always some SF unit, lmfao not ever anything logical 😂

[@manlymanyo2511]

Damn i knew something was wrong lol

[@terryfreeman1018]

You do that bro and I'll give up my m60 and grab my 38 snubnose and I'll meet you in the chow hall. We gonna change our mos to " Go after the bad guys"

[@ruben_lozada00]

That last dude ate all of the MREs that were stored at Camp Blanding. lol

[@WarpedYT]

This was hilarious, thanks for making this vid, sad to see these softies fronting like this but that last one had me cracking up. I've met a few of these guys that we're questionable.

[@mdmac5139]

Most of these wannabee " Seals " have seen too many War films, that's where they get their " Military experience " from !! Lol !

[@WarpedYT]

@@mdmac5139 I think so, I don't know anyone who would want to fake being in the military, I mean these guys have to get a better hobby.

[@terranceaddison4599]

Sad if you ask me 😰😔

[@ferrallderrall6588]

@@mdmac5139 maybe practice on the mirror and such lol

[@mdmac5139]

@@ferrallderrall6588 😂 😂 thry spend all day seeing films and tripping in their mind 😁😁

[@captain776]

I don’t know how anyone could do this. Veterans have all my RESPECT

[@rebeccaofsunnybrookfarm6698]

The audacity of these a-hols is sickening...how dare they!!! That being said, thank you to All that have served past, present and future from the bottom of my 💙! I love my country and especially love YOU who gave ALL! 💯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸❤

[@JackNickle-fk8rq]

He's ligit He's done a couple of tours in an all you can eat restaurant and definitely been undercover after a few beers slid right under the table

[@fabirkemarian6370]

😅

[@escapedfromnewyork]

These guys are "Some folks call it a sling blade. I call it a kaiser blade, umm hmmm "

[@aimeephysique8133]

Me: Yeah im a seal. Them: whats your M.O.S? The go after the terrorist kind? Me: nat mate, the one that eats fish out a bucket at seaworld kind.

[@anavocado124]

lmao

[@johnmcniff6542]

I went in military 17 years old ps

[@frisc0strangler207]

😂 excellent!

[@Noir0rioN]

This is funnier than people are giving you credit for.

[@Floppy-1235]

Lol. A Col to Seal training? At his age no way he could physically pass it

[@jjohnsonnccc]

Bro this guy is all-in for America. As long as there is breath in his body, he can serve our god damn country. God bless these heroes.

[@leelawrence1557]

Maybe he watched Apocalypse Now and decided to imitate Colonel Kurtz.

[@theboothy91]

I mean he probably could if he really tried and kept his body right

[@QMarkMan]

The cut off age to even join the seals is like 26.

[@brianholland2916]

6:22 that guy has a bayonet on his 50 cal that is a pastrami with cheese as a window gunner on the spaceship

[@2steaksandwiches665]

Jameson , this is probably one of your best works. I like how you take these guys seriously in a sarcastic way. Fantastic. Thanks for the laughs

[@paulywalnuts1776]

"I'm what the young guys call an old-timer." .... Bro, you're a corpse 😂

[@billy4734]

Being studied by historians in Egypt lol

[@campbell0162]

😂😂😂

[@proger1960]

@@billy4734 *Buddy I need some dam Air Support*

[@billy4734]

@@proger1960 where you at my guy

[@proger1960]

@@billy4734 The middle of Afghanistan

[@cowlickmastersbarbertipsan1062]

“Imagine a bunch of Chris Farley look alikes rolling up in little bastards hoping of the ship.” ROFLMAO 😭😭😭😭

[@ruxrox]

My experience with the Seals was ......too much for you to handle!

[@JimmyDickens1]

The “Rear Admiral” had a Trident on the top of his ribbons and Naval Aviator (Pilot) wings under the ribbons. Total fraud!

[@AverageAngler512]

It's what ever tops the other. Like a enlisted sailor who got their surface warfare and decided to go officer. Then they will have to qualify SWO( surface warfare officer) which is a gold version of surface warfare. So the SWO pin will go on top, and the regular surface warfare goes on bottom.

[@JimmyDickens1]

You guys are both correct (MM3 & Dundee Mifflin Paper Co), but the point I’m making is: very, very rarely does someone go to pilot school, then to SEAL training. Once the flying obligation is up, they’re too old. And if NPQ from flying, chances are pretty good you’re NPQ from SEALs. So for this guy to be sporting a Trident and Pilot Wings is too much - FRAUD!

[@chrisjames1027]

Meal team 6 still haven't captured Ronald Mcdonald.... it's obvious they're overworked haha 🤣🤣

[@wtfjoe3276]

I’m so glad to see you taking this approach. The “let’s salute and adore” these guys rather than get all wound up . After all , they truly do deserve it

[@oldtimeoutlaw]

First Navy SEAL team was commissioned on 1 January 1962

[@tomboro9211]

I served with these guys in the Burger King war of 1993 we raided 20 McDonald's we ate all the double cheeseburgers.

[@jameswhite5737]

I’m a vet and I say let the first gentleman alone please. He was in an accident aboard a ship. He was a merchant marine ended up with brain damage. My father in law who has passed away represented him. He’s a really nice guy just not all together there. You never know what people have been through.

[@reneew8082]

Thank you for serving

[@sholva6809]

No if you lie about being in the military especially the Navy Seals is extremely disrespectful to the men who were and died for their country. Something tells me you're lying about being a Vet.

[@jameswhite5737]

@@sholva6809 8404 grunt corpsman stationed out of Camp Pendleton 3/1. Out of Horno. Attached to STA platoon. So suck it. Your free to think what you want.

[@DixieTwisters]

@@sholva6809 thats a REALLYY big accusation. stupidest thing you can do is accuse a real member of sv. i think you're lying about being an intelligent person.

[@jamesp1289]

@@sholva6809 the mentally I’ll obviously aren’t all there though. No team guy is going to be disrespected by some guy with brain damage thinking he’s a SEAL

[@jeffreyarnold2929]

Oh man, you had me laughing this morning. That last guy, the guy from the Seal Academy had an answer for everything. I carried the M16 A2 when I was in the Marines 80 to 93. For a pea shooter even that got hefty after taking everywhere you went. This guy's weapon was a 50 cal! Holy crap.

[@MrAsificare]

Legend says Jabba is still counting bills to this day.

[@skubbasteve6576]

The secret code is: stand on one foot, look each other square in the eye, then brush your right shoulder, name off all of Santa's reminder (exclude rudolff), then cough four times, then say good game.

[@ericclarke6481]

Reminder?

[@lukemborg7341]

I can just imagine fatty with an automatic Barrett while fortunate son plays in the background

[@AndreasSweden]

Sitting on the side of a disturbingly tilting Huey, dropping donut crumbles on the rice farmers below. What a beautiful scenery

[@tonpalacios2964]

I love hearing these dudes at the bar. Very entertaining guys and the funniest part is the actually believe it themselves.

[@CDJimenez88]

The last dude was more of a Navy walrus and less of a seal!

[@fabirkemarian6370]

Definitely looks like the egg man, koo koo ka choo! 😅