Top 10 TERRIFYING Facts About OCTOPUSES

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In his 1896 short story The Sea Raiders, HG Wells describes a world where sentient octopuses and squid patrol the coast of Devon, England, feasting on human flesh. It’s one of the sci-fi master’s sillier stories. After all, how scary can a sea-based villain made of squishy stuff be?
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10. Mimicking Other Animals
9. Dirty Psychological Tricks
8. Using Tools
7. They Can Walk on Land
6. They Can Learn by Watching
5. They Can Squeeze Through Virtually Any Gap
4. They Have Super Strength
3. Their Brains are Legitimately Freaky (and Freakishly Intelligent)
2. They are Capable of Cannibalism
1. They Bear Grudges
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[@finleyrogers5828]

Octopuses are incredibly intelligent, and several aquariums have had fish go missing only to discover that an octopus had escaped, eaten it and then crawled back into it's tank so as to play innocent

[@eiyarafiq9560]

DreamBigPig ` k

[@eiyarafiq9560]

DreamBigPig `

[@johncronin9540]

DreamBigPig ` Well, you can’t fault him for wanting a midnight snack.

[@jaschabull2365]

I bet it was thinking, "Too bad I have a beak, or else I could whistle."

[@andyusfca]

Damn....is it true??

[@kittiehonohan]

I live hundreds of miles from the ocean, but now I feel as though an octopus is watching me, so thanks for that.

[@hojocollider5276]

An octopus is watching you... Kthulhu is coming!

[@ekramer2478]

@@hojocollider5276 Ia Ia Cthulu F'tagn!

[@miyukixxnikki7959]

Lol same I feel uncomfortable ...

[@miyukixxnikki7959]

@Prowler Cam 😳😳😳😳😳

[@Samuel.mulinge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Larry-ct5mg]

When I was a kid I used to earn spending money working on and repairing fishing nets. I'd spread them out on a floating dock and work away. I could only manage the work when the nets were wet. An octopus would come up every day and visit me. I would put bits of shrimp in my pockets and he'd search them out and remove them. He would take off my hat, look it over and put it back, usually turned the wrong way. His actions and movements never scared me. I was always impressed with how he'd watch me and appeard to be very curious. He would span an area that was about 6 feet wide and would occupy the area of the floating dock that was always about a foot or under water. We were friends for one summer and after that, I never saw him (or her?) again.

[@keyah010]

Larry 21603 that is a really cool story

[@EthelredHardrede-nz8yv]

"I never saw him (or her?) again. They have very short lifespans. One breeding season and that is their end. All that intellect for one breeding season.

[@Larry-ct5mg]

Yes, I've heard they don't live very long. I looked under the floating dock and everywhere else around the pier but never found him. I looked every day for a couple of weeks, no results. I did meet some harbor seals and played with them but every time someone would yell, "Watch out, kid!" they would leave. They would bit my flippers but not me and they did not act in a way that would scare me. I always wonered if they killed the octopus.

[@memoryrinehart4452]

Larry 21603 Is this a true story and where was it?

[@Larry-ct5mg]

San Diego Bay long before the tuna boats packed up and left town.

[@rongjiayan1059]

Can an octopus make a video about 10 terrifying facts about human???

[@djStrimmer]

Rongjia Yan yes it will just wait & see

[@Newmoon19]

Yeah, but only in their mind

[@manabouttongue]

Only 10?

[@airnoiphongsavath8509]

Practically everything is terrifying about humans if you aren't human yourself-sometimes even if you are!

[@Tizzy204]

According to Wikipedia the answer is: Yes! But only if said octopus can find an alternate power source than electricity for its computer because water and electricity don’t really go together.

[@leytonjay]

Octopuses can be really friendly to humans. People who keep them as per have reported them getting out of the tank to defend against burglars and playing with other household pets.

[@jamesp8677]

Leyton Jay by defend you mean eat. by play you mean eat. lol!!

[@itisistacyTarotReader]

Leyton Jay no way.lol

[@schechter01]

We need to see a video of that....security camera footage or something.

[@alexs.5675]

They make great lovers too

[@mrdeplorable3097]

Alex S. 😂😂😂😂🤔🗣😚😮😂😂😂😂😂

[@serenitymoon825]

I for one welcome our new octopus overlords.

[@soupsgord]

mermaidwitch94 lm with you on that one. Maybe they will take better care of the planet?

[@zoehope73]

Really? How do you feel about punctuation?

[@It_Was_Taken]

Its True. NO creature could take worse care of this planet...

[@hanako3428]

Simon : they are coming for you....and there is nothing you can do about it. Me: I'LL LEAVE THE PLANET Simon : it's only a matter of time before the learn how to pilot rockets. ME: DAMNIT SIMON!

[@jostham]

The freakishly thing I've seen a octopus do is open a jar from the inside

[@Hideyoshi1991]

one day you will turn around and see an Octopus wielding a RPG

[@helheimrgaming2547]

CN TheBlueJay nah, 7 RPGs and a minigun

[@stealthyshadow567]

yes one day someone will tap on your shoulder and you will turn around and with 6 hands it will strangle you while with 2 other they will be firing an rpg

[@johndavidson2365]

Hideyoshi Dungeons and Dragons?

[@rayclawicefire2503]

stealthyshadow 56 the saps behind him getting shot by bullets are the lucky ones 😑🔫🐙😨🐙🔨😑

[@treyshaw3474]

Hideyoshi HHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA ALLAHU OCBAR

[@todddougherty8883]

I think this is the flat out funniest list!!!! And I have watched hundreds of them. Simply put I'm a big fan, and hats off to your whole crew; from research, to writing, to presentation, your team does a wonderful job.

[@unguardedgorillas1760]

wait so you're saying the silent kid in my class can be an octopus? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Mark-qi9hb]

Studying Humanities! REEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Ohno987]

Most octopuses are relatively small non aggressive creatures. Years ago I was at the aquarium in Newport Oregon. They had a large octopus in an enclosure with an open top and visitors were allowed to put their hand in the water. If the octopus felt like it, it would wrap the end of a tentacle around you finger to feel it. Being curious creatures that happened a lot. No one was ever bitten or hurt by the octopus.

[@travishirschfelt413]

damn that sounds awesome... too bad that couldn't happen today what with lawsuits and whiners and green peace and octopus lives matter... just so crazy

[@rocknrollparty1313]

@@travishirschfelt413 Blue wave 2020

[@darleneengebretsen1468]

I've been to the Newport Aquarium, but sadly, they didn't have a big octopus to touch.

[@areamusicale]

"I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus's garden in the shade" ... actually I changed my mind.

[@LuisSanchez-dk7ne]

areamusicale what song????????!!!!

[@FriezaDBZKing69]

This is now easily the best video Top Tenz has in their repertoire of videos. Simon's nonchalant attitude made it all the better.

[@FriezaDBZKing69]

TopTenz Thanks to your writers and editers and Mr. Whistler for fantastic content.

[@-applesauce-445]

"So that means anything can be an octopus. Your friends, your family, the people around you..." Me: *gets up and goes to examine every single person in the house*

[@huntergirl7275]

"The day of the Great Octopus Uprising." 😂😂😂

[@adammartin8026]

5:38 that awkward moment when you can see the actor's teeth behind the fake zombie teeth...

[@locadeloca9049]

Adam Corbin HAHA LMAOOO JUST NOTICED THAT !! FUNNY

[@wuderoofe]

🤣🤣🤣

[@marksusskind1260]

I for one welcome my cephalopod overlords. I shall be proud as I make my way through their digestive system.

[@davidpayne3407]

Mark Susskind ..all hail the cephalolord!

[@ayf449]

Well then *clears throat* Step right up! Step right up! Here is where you can sign up for the Octopulypse!!

[@maggpiprime954]

3:39 "It's like discovering Daleks can't be defeated by stairs.." And of course, they also look like a mutated octopus inside that pepperpot. So... RUN!

[@jhetcalisin2999]

Why you Should Fear Octuposes. #1:They Inspired Tentacle Hentai.

[@makinwaves8147]

JaGix I’m gonna be “THAT GUY”... And that’s bad why?

[@Tyler_18_]

Makin Waves isn’t octopuses the correct name?

[@martinhanke1670]

It's octopi

[@briatuppince3552]

Factssss , hide ya wife , hide ya kids

[@quanyenwashere]

Prowler Cam 😂

[@melguz3424]

I swear these things have to be Aliens

[@arrotosotori4422]

A Guz342 Yeh me 2

[@binstar8269]

A Guz342 maybe they're Xenomorph in disguise

[@nostalgic978]

Laurentius Star lmao yea

[@JacobBen94]

A Guz342 crash landed in then ocean loads of alien life could of done

[@mrguy1141]

They're what's flying UFO's, they just take a human like form. The ocean ones are apes compared to the others.

[@martinicc67]

Thy won't be a threat untill they can breed without dying and actualy exit the water without drying up after a few hours

[@relljav]

Won't be a threat if you have a 12 gauge also

[@KittenisKitten]

Unless they develop some sort Octopuses body armor...

[@drsharkboy6568]

Or until all the ice melts due to global warming. The sea level will rise by more than 240 feet, millions will be displaced, countless coastal cities would be under water, therefore while we're struggling with refugees, the octopus arising will catch us off guard. Plus, the octopuses will have more access to sunken human artifacts so they can learn about us.

[@atomicspartan131]

Or if they call on the Ceph (from Crysis)

[@nightraven5710]

Just you wait, it will happen. XD

[@kittylovesfilms]

This was so much fun to watch :D I love your silliness! I can tell you had a blast making this list :D Man these creatures are BADASS!

[@johngalloway4779]

Release the kraken

[@emmerencecarter4484]

John Galloway that's a squid...

[@elka1957]

RELEASE THE DRONE

[@milton1117]

lmao I love how at 6:35 he blatantly puts tenctacle hentai.

[@Jun123]

Syndicate Edge I'm sadly curious ... ☹️ ... Where's it from?

[@milton1117]

Jun123 I'm not sure of where it's from but it's pretty obvious it's hentai

[@zeronova1484]

Syndicate Edge, It's not hentai. It's from an anime (can't recall the name).

[@ericyuan2520]

Syndicate Edge I think (not entirely sure) It's actually a scene from a horror movie called 'Fish'. It's probably the only hentai scene in the entire movie.

[@huugi8930]

Syndicate Edge omg yeah i just commented dat haha

[@zendehart9816]

They aren't terrifying. They are amazing and ingenious. It's honestly amazing to witness and they are all individuals. Which in itself is amazing

[@schechter01]

Zen Ven Unless one latches onto you. *Then* it's terrifying.

[@johncronin9540]

Z.E.D Nova There was just a story about a man who had a seafood place, who bought a 70 pound octopus. But he bought it to rescue it, and either has, or soon will, return it to the wild. He did this because he is an avid scuba diver, and in one of his dives some time ago, he was diving, encountered an octopus, and proceeded to play hide and seek with it for about 15 minutes. Apparently the octopus seemed to understand that it was a game, and that the diver had no intention of harming him (or her). He was so impressed by their intelligence (possibly sentience) that he has never served or consumed any octopuses ever again. If this one he rescued and freed has the ability to remember to hold grudges, they likely will remember some one who rescued them, and return them to freedom. And could even feel gratitude. Let’s no jump to conclusions and assume they are a menace. They may be more benign than we humans are. We certainly have killed far more of them, than they have of us. We have a rather bad habit of fearing what we don’t understand, or of an animal that isn’t a vertebrate. While some species may be able to walk on land, their real habitat is the ocean, and if we choose to enter their habitat, just show some respect, and not try to manhandle them, and possibly enjoy a benign relationship with them. Like most animals that survive, they certainly can take care of themselves, but it’s not like a human is their usual diet. It would be cool if we could learn how to communicate with them. I also know people dislike them because their body is so different from our own, but if we ever do make contact with alien life, we should not expect them to look like us. They may have a body type as different from us as we are from the octopus.

[@codyjohnson7629]

@@johncronin9540 ... Well said.

[@hazeldecker622]

No worries, they can be both!!! Problem solved!

[@drsharkboy6568]

John Cronin I bet intelligent life might look more like octopodes than like humans.

[@aleczugcic1240]

Octopus can also form a friendship with humans. It’s been documented

[@henrikvanwalsum]

Yup, it's definitely confirmed. I've got octopus phobia.

[@user-if4nl2xl8e]

But they are so adorable 😊🐙

[@NightHawk8785]

"... and there's nothing you can do to stop them!!!" "... so I really hope you enjoyed that video!"

[@infinitytoinfinitysquaredb7836]

Maybe H.P. Lovecraft was just a modern day Nostradamus.

[@heresjohnny6598]

the call of Cthulhu any one?

[@michealo6201]

Finally saw a mention of Lovecraft in the comment section

[@havensabaini7334]

Octopuses are so intelligent! This was one of the best videos by TopTenz yet! Cheers!

[@OG_BettyBoob]

This video is great. Yay for funnies with your facts. Wish there was more of this in your newer videos. Love it when we get to see your personality Simon!

[@althealligator1467]

Octopuses have a beak... So they cannot fit through a gap smaller than their beak...

[@camo_seth740]

Luca-Sebastien Barret z yeah but their beak most likely won’t be bigger than the diameter of there eyes

[@memoryrinehart4452]

Luca-Sebastien Barret Their beak can flex...

[@Epicmonk117]

Thanks for a f***ing nightmares, Simon...

[@blowme3684]

My neighbor might be an octopus they’ve held a grudge on my for years they are strong they look like a bumpy slimy human they can wield tools and their brain is scattered in their body

[@gdurk4815]

Blow Me 😂😂😂👌👌👌

[@keybrosfan4524]

Is my cat an octopus? Am I an octopus? Are my parrots, friends, teachers, parents and relatives octopuses? Is everyone an octopus?

[@makinwaves8147]

Key Bros Fan 45 ...it’s the parrots, why do you think they come in so many different “forms” and why they can talk?!?!?!

[@MissSpaz]

yes, and you're next, stupid human. submit to our superior intelligence.

[@kirbyzaneobi]

there are still some things you missed, if your in the water you have no chance, even michael Phelps would be toast, with his peak speed being 4.5 mph he'd be dead, really, really quick, octopuses can do 25 mph in quick bursts, and also you should've mentioned the giant pacific octopuses​ which can be 33 lbs, sounds like nothing till you see they have a length approaching 30 ft, and the blue ring octopus has a venom that can kill a human in minutes

[@qianhui1024]

west dakota the giant pacific octopus can be as large as 600 lbs

[@bullshitads3484]

ok I guess we found another flash of the sea contestent

[@bryanshaw6658]

KA- BOOM!!!

[@juketolson]

Stick a shotgun in its face, and I'm sure it'll think twice about going up against the apex predators.

[@lilaclizard4504]

Juke, it has independent brains! So the head brain might be thinking twice, but the limb brains meanwhile have wrapped around the gun & turned it back onto you & pulled the trigger :P

[@bjarkerugsted7539]

"why should we be scared?" stop please

[@treyshaw3474]

TopTenz I wish I was a fish or crab

[@hovsepkrim2781]

don't tell me what to be scared of.

[@markk9446]

He was required to keep repeating this in order to reach the 10 min barrier.

[@futurejewoverlord9109]

Bjarke Rugsted yup

[@TheDutchGuy110]

take a shot everythime he says it

[@jasongooden917]

a shark isn't the oceans most prefect killing machine, that honor goes to the Killer Whale.

[@RoboticPossum]

Leave it to me to find something about orcas WOOP WOOP THEY'RE THE BEST

[@predictivetextisforaunts]

Orcas are amazing and definitely up there for intelligence, too! They’re definitely a killing machine hunting in pods and actually planning it out!! Interesting tidbit, orcas are actually dolphins and not whales.

[@epiclifemovement2924]

I used to be a prefect.

[@namehere5255]

The name says it

[@coolvideosandstuff8097]

Octopuses cannot kill killer whales

[@bloodrainicorn6193]

I just love learning about octopodes. They are so intelligent and more complex than we can comprehend.

[@PrincessDenyse]

+TopTenz You left out the fact that they have a FREAKIN BEAK! That beak is ridiculously sharp and strong; capable of lopping off fingers/other *dangly bits* of human prey (need not elaborate on this). Moreover they are able to lop most ANYTHING off their *perceived* enemy at any time. *shudder

[@elizabeths50]

and that beak can crush a human skull on the larger octopuses.

[@jerrynassi6017]

Humans are strong

[@spacerapter]

I'll make sure to wear a cup when the war starts then

[@mrdeplorable3097]

Miguel Sánchez 😂😂😂

[@patriciasalvatore2394]

Elizabeth Salvatore You have two of my favorite names. Nice.

[@1kinut800]

How paranoid do you have to be to be TERRIFIED of octopuses? I find them fascinating.

[@monkeylime331]

...and that is how they get you.

[@Katzztar]

Why be afraid of octopus? = Cthulhu!

[@LanceLust1980HugeTheWarningFan]

HP Lovecraft: "That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange eons, even death may die."

[@user-if4nl2xl8e]

Why be scared = tentacle hentai

[@murder4055]

I think Simon spent a bit of time getting drunk and reading Lovecraftian fictions.

[@SteveWrightDesign]

Loved this video, really made me laugh. I'm a scuba diver and now really want to see more Octopuses because of this!!

[@colc5469]

It's not super strength they possess it's suction power

[@theunknownone2232]

Jack Lan DAYUM SON

[@damnman5113]

Actually its super strength. There tentacles are made of pure muscles instead of both bones and muscles. So..........

[@cosmicallyconnected]

Hi Simon! Love your videos, I really enjoy binge watching them. Keep up the great work :)

[@sageping3300]

The worker at the aquarium was not disliked: this was a form of play for the octopus. The worker even stated that she was not maddened by this, it was just play, and the octopus was a friend.

[@maxwelll1978]

Simon....fascinating as always....I love your work and this one hits a comedic high.

[@epfizerdoolittleajl2165]

I think they're aliens

[@atomicspartan131]

Ava Karkekian the Ceph from Crysis m8

[@southfieldtrill9690]

A lot of scientist believe that.

[@markc6207]

They are and Simon is their leader.

[@davidfortier6976]

I think you're stupid.

[@markjgaletti57]

After seeing The Beatles Yellow Submarine under the sea scene when I was a kid I was convinced

[@althealligator1467]

Octopuses are awesome. They have 3 hearts and 11 brains...

[@gracemcclung622]

Luca-Sebastien Barret ytyyyttyiuugyv

[@Diana-iu7cv]

You are correct about the hearts, but they only have 9 brains.

[@sheep1ewe]

They actually hawe a "backup" brain in their body as well as the one in the "head", so it's more then 9 if You count the tentacles.

[@LordFarm]

The BEST one yet. Hilariously informative and engaging. A few lol moments for sure 👍

[@elizabeths50]

kudos! Very interesting video, told in a very unique way Thoroughly enjoyed the video. More than ready for the Octopus uprising.

[@theotherguy__]

Relax we have Emus mate. Australia lost a war to Emus. Octopuses will too.

[@kathymain578]

The Other Guy Hey we have Emu farmers here in the States too, so I will hide on a farm when the Oct is come to get me!

[@lilaclizard4504]

I'm safe, I have a bush turkey that has taken up residence & sits guard on my doormat each day. I don't know the ancestory, but to look at her face & neck, it's pretty obvious she's related to the other 2. Like Amber said on the Seth Myers show when looking at a cassowary "you look like a bird & dinosaur had a baby" lol yup they do have a distinctive look & that about sums it up imo. The octopus wouldn't dare!

[@lizziesangi1602]

Lilac Lizard. A bush turkey sits watch on your door mat? The resident guardian bush turkey is rare nowadays but proof it is not extinct - a formidable opponent. 👍

[@lizziesangi1602]

The Other Guy. Emus are tough, one strange bird. The resident bush turkey may give it a run- I dunno, those emus are a nasty bunch

[@lilaclizard4504]

Lizzie yup, insane!!!!!!! started out as a little baby, it's getting pretty big now & for some reason it seems to like the texture of my doormat or something! If I leave the door open, then I find her inside, mostly in my bedroom talking to herself in my mirror lol (only time I've ever heard her vocalise). If the door's closed, then she'll just sit/lie (and poop) on the doormat for hours each day. The other day I was on the phone & left the door open & heard flying in my kitchen. She'd got herself inside & through the house & then onto the windowsill & was flying at it, so I had to put a business call onto speaker phone while I grabbed a bush turkey that was destroying my kitchen (knocking everything over). I couldn't get her outside while holding the phone, so just put her on the ground & chased her out, she got as far as the front door mat & just flopped, half onto her back, legs in the air pointing at me, while I'm watching & laughing & thinking WTF! You should be totally freaked out & running away to hide & you're going to just flop & lie there & refuse to be chased any further?????? Pretty sure an emu would beat her in a one on one fight, BUT I have fences around my property high enough to keep an emu out, this little one used to walk between the pickets, but now she's too big to fit, so she just flies in & out via my roof. Emu can't do that :P

[@paoelrey]

this is quite literally the best video from toptenz I have ever watched.

[@paoelrey]

TopTenz LOL

[@RotaryPoweredRX]

''Octopusus''

[@masfw2012]

This one great! Love the cheeky humor!

[@middleroad00]

Excellent! Thoroughly enjoyed this video. The humor/satire was spot-on.

[@epfizerdoolittleajl2165]

I believe they're psychic and always know our next move and how we feel, they're terrifying evil geniuses

[@criffermaclennan]

octogeddon approacheth 😂😂

[@fen7662]

I've seen octopi "thank" people. There's a couple KZbin videos where people rescued an octopus during low tide and they came to greet them by touching their wading feet.

[@ericangiolillo3488]

hey thank you for say the plural form of octopus right...

[@nazufani]

Absolutely love the stuff about octopuses/octopi ;-). And absolutely they could take over the world. TU for your vids. Been binge watching/listening this channel for a day now. :-)

[@AngeAlexiel]

i love Octopuses so intelligent and beautiful.

[@84greenbear]

Octopy will be addicted to Playstation and X-B0x before they even think of Ak's and M-4's hahaha.

[@DublinAviation]

THANK YOU FOR USING THE PLURAL FORM

[@georgekraft1401]

This is the funniest of any of your videos I've seen. Thx for showing how awesome octopuses really are

[@vanessaramey3147]

This video managed to be both informative and absolutely hysterical at the same time!

[@IllustrationWithEveii]

please do the top ten secret 'tresures' found in houses walls and attics and under floorboards and stuff!

[@juliocolman9029]

It’s just a matter of time before they learn how to use all the waste in the ocean to create a breathing apparatus and...boom!!! 🐙🦑🐙🦑 we are doomed! 😅😅

[@hendrikvanger7730]

For all these reasons, I LOVE octopuses. It's my favorite sea creature, actually

[@mikeypolo12]

I’ve been watching these vids for about two weeks now, and just realized I actually like this guy your a great personality and host, I’m sure multiple people probably write the script, but you present well.. I watch TopTenz & biographies more than TV now lol

[@jennymoravik]

They don't have tentacles, they have arms. Look it up. Jelly fish have tentacles.

[@shebbs1]

Well yeah, but "tentacle porn" is a more catchy term than "arm porn".

[@GypsyRock]

This is hilarious. But still somehow scary

[@kenhelmers2603]

Luv the style! Thanks :)

[@gn9476]

That was excellent. I really enjoyed that. 👌 The Octopi Strike.

[@fahrinurlaub01vg]

1:04 Damn, you got me! 8:34 Humans already do the same to each other, mind you? Maybe not as frequently, but they do... And one final thing. Thank you very much I will never again do so much as look at an ocean from far, far away!

[@thelonerider5644]

I was gonna say "octopi", but saw your disclaimer...

[@1003JustinLaw]

There was a story of a scientist who fed his octopus a rotten crab and no sooner than when he turned his back to go back to his other work did the rotten crab came flying out of the tank and strike him on the back of the head. He turned around to the octopus pouting in his tank giving him "the look".

[@apparently2]

My all-time favorite TopTenz!

[@Bluesit32]

Hm. Brains that operate beyond our understanding, eh? Lovecraft was right. The creatures of the sea are the superior ones.

[@LanceLust1980HugeTheWarningFan]

HP Lovecraft: "That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange eons, even death may die."

[@loribroadbent5434]

Another great video. Still loving the humour. Your writer deserves a raise!

[@cindyflowers380]

Thank you for being funny and informative at the same time

[@todddougherty9492]

Over 3yrs later and I still love this vid.

[@mallow3RR0R]

......SPLATOON-

[@helheimrgaming2547]

Kamui Close :) Splatoon is with squids. Close enough, though.

[@serenityyf.6967]

"Even you could be an octopus" Me: *YES*

[@It_Was_Taken]

Im definitely not octopise

[@sonicdoesfrontflips]

They can go on land but they're at a severe disadvantage, they can't be out for long and not nearly as nimble

[@claraburns5615]

"So why should you be scared" I think Simon is an octopus and is flexing on us

[@katiobrien7854]

Hah! Bet you can't say 'octopus apocalypse' 3 times really fast.

[@LanceLust1980HugeTheWarningFan]

I just did. HP Lovecraft: "That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange eons, even death may die."

[@rihardsaar4635]

well thats way flamethrowers were builtXDXDXD

[@KittenisKitten]

It is a well-known fact that Octopuses are actually fire proof! or is that what the fake Octopuses media is trying to make us believe.

[@drsharkboy6568]

The octopus has a siphon so it could spray water and the flamethrower would be electrocuted.

[@gamestitties7077]

Rihard Saar actually most effrctive way to kill it is to bite its eye

[@bennightingale3318]

Oh man..............this is by far my favorite video to date!!

[@ariell6489]

That was funny and interesting, I love octopi/octopuses thank u Simon!

[@woogiemonster]

Wait, I think you "buried the lead " here, because I'm pretty sure @1:19 you just showed an octopus *EAT A FREAKING SHARK!*

[@jasondeng7677]

YAY! im being attacked by a shark and this octopus saved meeeeeeee

[@sol-of8rg]

Come on!! I was just watching cute little octopus videos!

[@KurtMang]

That was fantastic brother and man I learned some great stuff. The octopus is fearsome indeed; however please turn some attention to the jelly fish.

[@phoenixfire6554]

I admire its purity. A survivor. Unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

[@Kristina-kb4cu]

love the accent lool and the humor is delicious :D

[@shebbs1]

@@ToptenzNettop10 oh yeah, now I want calamari!

[@percy3287]

this video is so stereotypical against octopuses. 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

[@margaretedwards2439]

Brilliant video again!! The stuff of nightmares presented to . all!! I thougherly enjoyed your excellent dialogue!! Makes me wonder if these creatures are aliens?

[@losaikosavetheearth4215]

Great feature!! I've often found an octopus a fascinating and highly intelligent. Most leave humans alone unless teased or threatened, but not always. Stay in a dry arid regions to escape the Cephalopod Apocalypse!!!!😎

[@aesimuran]

woah #4, hentai. LOL 😂

[@TheMysticCore]

was the woman Japanese, because I have a theory...😏

[@coolvideosandstuff8097]

This just makes me wish I was an octopus even more