Top 30 Hottest Paper Mario Characters (Part 1)

[@JoProGaming]

Who do you think are the hottest characters in Paper Mario? I wanted to make one strong narrative video this month in the style of my old 2017-2019 era stuff, and I hope you all enjoyed it. It was a lot of fun bringing in another person, a story, and having fun with this silly topic. Please don't take anything I said too seriously :P

[@Cliffordlonghead]

Hi

[@gabrielgrona2704]

Mimi

[@Brajxdv]

Goombella, no doubt. Ever since I was a kid, I knew there was something special about her.

[@Aukejorrit]

My list of hottest characters is: 1. Ember 2. Fire vellumental 3. Lava Piranha 4. Fire bar 5. Sun

[@JoProGaming]

Those are pretty hot! 🔥

[@EvilPineCone_101]

Watt?

[@SergieBoi2010]

​@@EvilPineCone_101BRO SHES A KID!!!

[@EvilPineCone_101]

@@SergieBoi2010 yes ik.....

[@nochillrabbit8410]

The hottest character in Paper Mario is Bonetail, without a doubt.

[@thatoneplushguy]

911, this is the guy

[@cheeki420]

Bonertail

[@fernando98322]

1. Princess Peach 2. Shadow Queen possessing Peach 3. Peach after a shower 4. Invisible Peach 5. Poster of Peach from that Koopa in Petalburg 6. Attack FX P 7. Peach disguised as a X-Naut 8. Origami Peach 9. Clone Peach made by Belome in Super Mario RPG NSFW. Peach without her dress

[@SergieBoi2010]

Based

[@Helehache]

I have the small feeling you like Peach

[@Reecee]

Vivian will always be the hottest Paper Mario character for me

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

This was an experience

[@tibby4503]

you're a lonely goomba stuck between two pipes

[@JoProGaming]

Oh yeah, did you enjoy kissing Ms. Mowz? You're welcome for the set up. 😂

[@Bluinchplays]

Bet you like goombella huh?

[@tastethepainbow]

Cool and all,but are they the size of an average human mother?

[@theaddictofgaming9174]

Why Peach when you could have Shadow Queen?

[@JoProGaming]

Oh shoot, that's hot!

[@tibby4503]

goth peach.

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

TOTK Link talks to Ganondorf's Evil Zelda: You're evil so can't you dress more hot? Ganondorf: Seriously?

[@CloudBomb3r]

How are we gonna make a “Hottest Paper Mario Character List” without putting Mario himself in it? The man literally gets kissed by every woman he meets, and for good reason! He’s a red stallion!

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

I did not release that woman in the juice bar is Jolene. 10:25 Cursed Image Warning XD. No Mimi :(?

[@Ticklebot_23_69]

Nah Ms.Mowz not being on the list is a CRİME

[@nothingtoreport1918]

I am exactly 1 minute in and am dying laughing, this is a masterpiece

[@AlbertBoris]

My #1 is Francis, genuinely lol!

[@JoProGaming]

Well, you sure are gonna be in for a surprise then.

[@TeknoThom]

Same, Francis is just so dreamy

[@Trump2024andiloveyoshi]

Hi im albert boris and i hate walugi pinball But i love everything else except walugi pinball i also hate baby park petal meadows i hate chapter 1 of ttyd cause its chapter 1 albert boris and number 1 on the hottest list is DONALD J TRUMP

[@nvaech9225]

Lol when you said John I jumped. Cause, that's my name

[@legendaryBrocoly]

I think... In the end... The real jhonson are the partners we made along the way!

[@TeknoThom]

Yoooo, absolutely insane you got matched with the best waifu. I hope you and Francis have a long and loving relationship! I’m so jealous!

[@Monkey_D._Mario]

Toodles from the Glitz Pit and Excess Express was robbed! Great list though lmao

[@MoonlightMirage]

I'm excited that you put Misstar in such a high spot! ❤

[@djinnspalace2119]

excuse me? wheres prince mush? rawk hawk? PENNINGTON?

[@YaBoyMushanimates]

I agree Mush Is POPING

[@thestallioncreatura]

about the Luvbi one, i do think she may actually be a child lol because remember, she does act rather childish (especially in the Japanese version), and just honestly seems like one. because another thing, Grambi mentions Luvbi lying about buying schoolbooks. her parents also freak out when she sneaks to the Underwhere, which is how parents would usually act if their underage kid did that. sure, she may have been a pure heart at the time, but you may argue that these were just in the past and were protective measures. but Bonechill literally calls Luvbi an "ignorant child". and children can often have feelings for adults its weird, yes, but it often happens (atleast Mario doesnt reciprocate it). thanks for coming to my ted talk (i did not expect this to be this long-)

[@DE23]

Gourmet Guy

[@pizzapeppino]

Francis doesn't need to be a girl to win, lol

[@Noremfor]

I wish I could be Luvbi's Prince...

[@thestallioncreatura]

same here dude, same here

[@pro-toman]

Nahhh Lady Bow at number 11 AND no KP Pete? You deserved Francis 😏 Edit: That said, you're right. She is no Flavio.

[@enjetti]

In the first Paper Mario, Tayce T mentions that it only took one bite of her cooking to win over her late husband's heart. Granted she's old and all, but dayum. 😂

[@Snake.sander]

Everyone knows that scissors from the origami king is the hottest paper Mario character ✂️

[@philmp6]

They dont call him Johnson for nothing

[@ivanzoneBR24]

I admit I had a thing for some of the ones in this list, in addition to Merluvlee (64 version) Petunia, the Twilight Town Shopkeeper, Mr.L, Merlee (Super version) and Amazy Dayzee.

[@Croshau]

How could you forget bow

[@JoProGaming]

I feel ashamed. That ending bit wasn't even planned either. I actually forgot her and added her segment as re-shoots. I deserve the slaps she gave me. Lady Bow best girl. Also RIP Koopie Koo getting booted out of the top 20 as result bahaha 🤣

[@hibob38]

Why Is Flavio here

[@moonlighthaven7605]

PLEASE tell me the 1st place in the Thumbnail is a joke

[@JoProGaming]

😏

[@MoonlightMirage]

Spoiler: None of the top 3 in the thumbnail are actually in the top 3. Nastasia's really close at 4th though! Flavio's at 10th and Jolene's at 16th, later 17th. But in the video: Toad Waitress is 3rd, Vivian is 2nd, and Goombella is 1st

[@ThreeHeadedGhast]

List on the hottest Paper Mario characters? This one's easy in my book: 1. Mimi 2. Mimi 3. Mimi 4. Mimi 5. Mimi 6. Mimi 7. Mimi 8. Mimi 9. Mimi 10. Mimi 11. Mimi 12. Mimi 13. Mimi 14. Mimi 15. *Mimi* 16. *Mimi* 17. *Mimi* 18. *Mimi* 19. *Mimi* 20. *MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI*

[@Bennito_Moosolini]

i genuinely like that

[@ThreeHeadedGhast]

@@Bennito_Moosolini Glad we can see eye to eye.

[@FNAFman1983]

I don't care if Goombella is the hottest, for she is narcissistic and I HATE narcissists. Vivian is, without a doubt, the hottest character, as well as the most lovable. She has a sweet personality, can stick up for herself, has social anxiety, has average-sized boobs, and probably hot eyes underneath that hair. She is so freaking cute and hot and I don't care if Goombella is a graduate, Vivian has been around way longer and knows way more than her.

[@MusicJunkie37]

"has average sized boobs" say what?

[@StafyFan]

8:27 H-HOW DID YOU-

[@pixelthepixl]

o’chunks is on the list, immediately liking and subscribing

[@gabrielgrona2704]

Pls make a part 2

[@Tomissohot]

The hottest to me is count bleck and o'chunks woof woof 🐶

[@alainamoonstone]

To me the hottest is definitely Dimentio ❤

[@jadenmamangon9016]

Flavio is love. Flavio is life.

[@kildaver]

Marilyn is just too much woman for y'all.

[@tvoyager7]

Chanterelle top mommy

[@IkeReviews]

The hottest paper mario character is bonetail obviously

[@TheRealLuigi69]

My number one will always be flurrie those big lips those soft fluffy curves and that beautiful attitude she’s got all the spice and she just blows me away 😉 if you know what I mean. Also she seemed like she would be one of the older options so I prefer that

[@Applemangh]

Flurrie is kind of...floaty... and I'm ground-bound for life.

[@nickkayanek1773]

Hi

[@Cliffordlonghead]

Kk

[@Cliffordlonghead]

First