Life of a guardsmen : Pew pew Skirt Skirt death It's a good life If you wanna see the tiddie Calendar or just tiddies go here : www.patreon.com/majorkill If you wanna bother me then go here : discord.gg/ABHYPFC
@knighttemplaroftentacult71234 жыл бұрын
My dude, mate, fella! You forgot to mention Valhallan Ice Warriors! Never retreat, refuse to surrender, stoic and grim guardsmen! How could you!?
@oddish22534 жыл бұрын
Maccabian Janissaries: Are we a joke to you?
@dudeboydudeboy-zj8kd4 жыл бұрын
like chaos i am relentless, please do abhumans, lost and the damned
@dudeboydudeboy-zj8kd4 жыл бұрын
also good one, spamming guardsman requests every 5 minutes, i like it
@supersaiyandiclonius30564 жыл бұрын
Could you do a video for Hilarious Ork Moments. Like the top 5 times Orks just did something wacky in lore.
@surestbubbles5224 жыл бұрын
Death korps of krieg be like: We have been surrounded Good now we can fight from all fronts
@CBRN-1154 жыл бұрын
"Are you shitting me? Death is the very thing I crave since birth!"
@surestbubbles5224 жыл бұрын
"Honour to the first man who dies" - A random death korps commisar
@TheVicVance4 жыл бұрын
They are in front of us, behind, to our left and our right. Good, they can't get away from us now!
@TN-ci4ox4 жыл бұрын
I wanna buy Krieg just so I can make imperial “Sturmtruppen”
@imperialfist23044 жыл бұрын
“Sir we’re surrounded!” “Those fools!”
@axios47024 жыл бұрын
Guardsmen standard issue equipment: - -laser pointers- Lasgun (Optional bayonet) -Laspistol - -Shitty- Armour -Adamantium bollocks the size of a space marine fist
@Da5hau4 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the ever-trusty -combat sword- Entrenching tool
@bacnguyen93044 жыл бұрын
Guardsmen balls are so big it make Dark eldar blush when they see them.
@NotoriousC194 жыл бұрын
Ah yes balls so big they need commisars to keep them from running away constantly
@Author_Paluthor4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure laspistols aren't actually standard issue for kost guardsman.
@JagdWehrwolf4 жыл бұрын
One vital thing is missing... The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer.
@aceofspadesguy49134 жыл бұрын
“The Imperial Army” “Astra Militarum” *“THE WALL OF GUNS”*
@RakRescue4 жыл бұрын
Another man of culture I see
@marseldagistani22514 жыл бұрын
Huzzah a Man of quality. Corvus Corax in Catachan right?
@RakRescue4 жыл бұрын
@@marseldagistani2251 no Rogal Dorn on krieg
@helvarstark42824 жыл бұрын
@@marseldagistani2251 Yes
@alchemispark77514 жыл бұрын
Smol pew bois
@Segoryor4 жыл бұрын
In Death korps, Guardsmen execute Commisar
@user-unos1114 жыл бұрын
Catachans for some reason are very prone to losing comissars to ork snipers
@SpecialKLSX4 жыл бұрын
Kreig is the only regiments where commissars have to tell the guardsman to slow their roll.
@ironwarriorironhand66824 жыл бұрын
Mordian also
@stalinsoulz78723 жыл бұрын
Commissar: *Dead* Death korps: *Grab your Shovel bois! Were going CHARGING*
@toledochristianmatthew99193 жыл бұрын
To be honest after reading some Warhammer 40k novels, i can say most guardsmen hate their commissars more than the aliens they fight and at times will find ways to kill them.
@Hehe-dl8si4 жыл бұрын
Departmento Munitorum: Ok Krieg you did well to take your planet back and we understand you are still recovering so just send us one regiment. Krieg: Understood, we are sending 5 regiments. Departmento Munitorum: Wait no, just one regiment. Krieg: 20 regiments have been formed, trained and equipped as per your request. Departmento Munitorum: ...
@tylerghersinich5764 жыл бұрын
Krieg: the 20 regiment wish to be immediately wish to be deployed at the most hostile war zones please. Departmento Munitorum: (the sound of his boner piecing is desk)
@marcus40464 жыл бұрын
Sir is there anywhere specifically you wish to send the 50 Regiments? Departmento Munitorum: How are you Getting so many people. *A couple months ago* Mars: Heres a thing so you can make clone troopers
@sirshotty76894 жыл бұрын
"Wait no" that's not very Munitorum of you
@tylerghersinich5764 жыл бұрын
Marcus Krieg: Munitorum we got another 100 regiment ready to go. Munitorum: 100? You gave use 50 last week. Are you rabbits?
@deathkorpswatchmaster24144 жыл бұрын
That's my boys
@kriegguardsman26044 жыл бұрын
tau: noooo!!! you can't charge our firing line, we have superior firepower! me: haha bayonet goes stab stab!
@armanwar38534 жыл бұрын
sad shovel
@chaptermastermarneuscalgar69264 жыл бұрын
Something like that actually happens in the Blades of Damocles book.
@Beer_4 жыл бұрын
Shovel go bonk bonk
@deathkorpswatchmaster24144 жыл бұрын
Good work soldier
@steveisthecommissar40134 жыл бұрын
Crap that’s a lot of dead do you need some medics Oh your kriegers never mind
@alexqose37824 жыл бұрын
I hope GW gives more attention to the Guard regiments that aren't Catachans or Cadians. The Vostroyans are my personal favorite.
@SaurusWarriorSotek4 жыл бұрын
I know, I love the guards from feudal planets, but never got much from them
@lukashirmgard45054 жыл бұрын
Valhallan ice warriors ftw
@TN-ci4ox4 жыл бұрын
I like Krieg because well there’s so many Prussia and German Kaiserreich jokes I can make
@bigpigeon23844 жыл бұрын
I Love talarn and I really hope GW gives them a come back
@cadesmr17844 жыл бұрын
if gw ever makes the salvar chem dogs, i will finally start an imperium army.
@გიორგიმოსაშვილი-ო3დ4 жыл бұрын
"I want a space marine inside me" Aaaand that's how the daemonkulaba was born...
@CBRN-1154 жыл бұрын
"You've got an Astartes in me" (In Woody's voice)
@amorphoussolid85124 жыл бұрын
Do you want a deamonculaba? Because that's how you get a deamonculaba!
@LuckyFox_424 жыл бұрын
*likes angrily*
@yosefyonin68244 жыл бұрын
thanks for giving so many people PTSD
@SinerAthin4 жыл бұрын
We don't need you giving any Keepers of Secrets ideas.
@bicycleman74744 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the ultimate soldier, a suicidal teenager
@Jörmungandr6454 жыл бұрын
Hell yea BOY
@deathkorpsofficer75884 жыл бұрын
Yes this is how every Elite Special Forces of any Country is made
@commissarrichardson27154 жыл бұрын
Hang on this is not normal for your planets to have suicidal soldiers
@Jörmungandr6454 жыл бұрын
@@commissarrichardson2715 i mean how are they going to capture all of the enimyes buildings,trenches etc.
@MollymaukT4 жыл бұрын
So Krieg is a US High School?!
@CBRN-1154 жыл бұрын
The Astartes may be the spear, but the faithful guardsmen are the shield of the Imperium. They may be nameless but their bravery and commitment is known to everyone in the Imperium
@bacnguyen93044 жыл бұрын
They are the shield and the person holding the spear and the shield.
@Author_Paluthor4 жыл бұрын
Space Marines are the sword the hero wields. but the Guardsman are the spears and shields of the forgotten soldiers beside him.
@LordPresto4 жыл бұрын
WE ARE THE HAMMERRRRRRR!!!!!
@lealien92474 жыл бұрын
Honorable mention: Elysian Drop troops ( the starship trooper) Maccabian Jannissaries ( the religious fanatics) Tallarn Desert raider ( WW1 Arabic soldier) Praetorian Guard (space Brits) Vostroyan First born (the bionic gopnik) Valhallan Ice warriors (Space Finish) Tempestus Scions (storm trooper but cooler version)
@vondantalingting4 жыл бұрын
Where's the Harakoni!!!
@frenchsoldier84854 жыл бұрын
@@vondantalingting I thought the Valhallans were an analogy for the Red Army?
@Author_Paluthor4 жыл бұрын
@@frenchsoldier8485Well Valhalla is a Norse thing. I personally think the Vostroyans are more Russian.
@vondantalingting4 жыл бұрын
@@frenchsoldier8485 they looked Finnish, fought like Finnish but we're Deployed like Soviets. Anyway change that to le_alien, he made the comment not me. I just replied.
@Magmaxyz4 жыл бұрын
What about the colourful Mordian iron guard? Not sure what there based off though.
@MyTomServo4 жыл бұрын
I think Tallarn should be somewhere on the list too. During the Horus Heresy their planet was hit with an exterminatus because the Iron Warriors legion wanted to use it as a base to launch their invasion from. The Iron Warriors landed on the planet but Tallarn had an extensive bunker network that they were able to hide in, and it turned out they hadn't actually done much damage to their military. The Iron Warriors landed expecting no resistance, but turns out they landed in a planetwide hornets nest that became the largest tank battle in imperial history (Tallarn Desert Raiders are a mechanized regiment), and Tallarn managed to kick them off the planet, so an exterminatus and a chaos marine legion wasn't enough to stop them. Perturabo wanted to commit even more forces to taking the plant, but Horus had to basically slap him and tell him he lost and it wasn't worth it to go back again.
@sonofjack62864 жыл бұрын
Tallarn was basically the Hours Heresy version of the Battle of Kursk, only this time on an entire planet, and on a way larger scale, and in a giant desert.
@Mornathel4 жыл бұрын
This needs a video from Baldermort. His story at the beginning about bunker warfare against chaos space marines and then his voice talking about a massive tank battle. Yes please
@zerochaotics11354 жыл бұрын
Wait are they an armored regiment, or a raid regiment. I most commonly see them depicted as desert covert ops raiders.
@marshallbernarte82164 жыл бұрын
@@zerochaotics1135 i most commonly see them as advanced arabs.
@jesspayne55484 жыл бұрын
72 ventura it was well after ww2( but yea)
@rustkarl4 жыл бұрын
I like these guys. Cadians are kind of vanilla. Effective but kind of basic beyond being really good. Steel Legion are the smart boys with their pimped out rides. First and Only are the awesome bastards with nothing but bloody murder to give. Death Korps are so brutally grimdark and hardcore and I love them. Catachans... the hardcore Aussie wannabe Rambo expies with the biggest knife murderboners.
@Da5hau4 жыл бұрын
"That's not a Knife .... This is a Knife"
@deathkorpswatchmaster24144 жыл бұрын
DKoK is so badass that they have semi auto lasguns Cadians have fully auto
@jameslusk58944 жыл бұрын
The guard is literally a wall of flesh, I love them.
@rebeccaschroder30004 жыл бұрын
aggred Rogal Dorn aggred
@aceofspadesguy49134 жыл бұрын
The guard are made up of formations of men and women in service of the emperor. They are not a wall of meat.
@patchesgaming91394 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Watcher-in-the-Dark4 жыл бұрын
@@aceofspadesguy4913 You're right, they are also a wall of guns.
@nervehive27684 жыл бұрын
Instanly got a terraria flasback
@nodermark89224 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly, after Guilliman became the new lord commander of the imperuim, he launched a crusade to fight the 1000s of demonic invasions caused by the great rift. One of the first worlds he travels to was Catachan. To his surprise he found that the local population had already defeated the demon army and closed the demonic rifts on the world.
@theohmgnome4 жыл бұрын
It's equally likely that the *wildlife* on Catachan killed/ate the Chaos invaders, and that the Chaos forces closed the rifts to avoid being overrun by said flora/fauna.
@barbaravalladao96673 жыл бұрын
@@theohmgnome catachans only killed what was left of the daemons lmao, imagine a planet where it's so fucked up that not even chaos survives, amazing
@darkjester533 жыл бұрын
@@theohmgnome or they went through and "Hold on, hold on....is this Catachan?......back, back NOW! Close the damn rift, close it!
@argeltal_thewordbearer2 жыл бұрын
I read somewhere that on Catachan lives some part of Tyrannyd hivefleet, who lost their contact with hivemind and gone wild. And they're not even the apex predator of the planets food chain
@glasgow662 жыл бұрын
@@argeltal_thewordbearer im not surprised, hell if someone said to me that the planet itself is sentient and wanted to eat any living being on it i still wont be surprised
@bobbymorris29794 жыл бұрын
When you said the steel legion don’t do bayonet charges I imagined them putting bayonets on their tanks.
@rebeccaschroder30004 жыл бұрын
Now I will kitbash that THANK YOU
@Da5hau4 жыл бұрын
I think they call those Dozer Blades ;)
@lordcommissar78133 жыл бұрын
I won't lie I thought the same thing I even pictured it like a small knife taped to the bottom of the barrel of the tanks cannon lol
@Joaosantos221144 жыл бұрын
When people make jokes about your weapon even though it is probably the best technological advancement in small arms ever conceived, while still being pretty affordable.
@MelonMafia14 жыл бұрын
Haha flashlight
@angermanagement8444 жыл бұрын
Haha laser-pointer go point point
@user-unos1114 жыл бұрын
Acording to some lore lasguns are at least as powerful as modern day military assault rifles, so they aren't exactly weak. Plus, no recoil.
@MelonMafia14 жыл бұрын
@@user-unos111 More actually. When you fire a lasgun you are esentially firing a recoiless, fully automatic 50 BMG rifle, firing armor penetrating explosive rounds.
@velphidrow4 жыл бұрын
@@user-unos111 it's significantly more powerful. The issue is most enemies have tons of armor
@tornadic_brigadier78684 жыл бұрын
My favorite Guardsmen regiment is the Mordian Iron Guard, they go in combat even with their sharp uniforms and their no nonesense mentality is why they are my favorite. They remind of me of Judge Dredd, given they are military police officers in space. Too bad they are not that well expanded upon and GW keeps forgetting about these guys.
@amirhaikal83043 жыл бұрын
Except judge dread already exist in 40k they're called the adeptus arbites
@rv_3544 жыл бұрын
THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID!!!
@williamparabellum27874 жыл бұрын
Cadia Stands, Mordia Obeys, Krieg Sacrifices.
@skylerperkins924 жыл бұрын
Basically “if you can crawl you can brawl” is the cadian motto lol
@manubishe2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a certain referee
@Gigacom4 жыл бұрын
If you ever felt useless...remember that there are Commissars for Cadian, Catachan and Death Korps of Krieg troops
@Barga64644 жыл бұрын
Finally, the best faction in the game gets some credit for doing what the space marines never could
@michaelwilson51144 жыл бұрын
Enjoy sex? XD :edit: Oh crap - forgot about the Furries. I retract the statement.
@beanboy11454 жыл бұрын
@@michaelwilson5114 What is wrong with you?
@loneal6274 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Gaunt and Tanith was included in this. Great introduction for newer people to 40k
@donaldwormington91762 жыл бұрын
They were how I got started. Still one of my favorite parts of the 40k universe.
@sajadhoxhaj66034 жыл бұрын
Imagine a novel where Tanith's first and only and the ravenguard work together doing stealth missions and stuff like that
@SinerAthin4 жыл бұрын
It sounds to me as if the Catachan are deployed like special forces, rather than a frontline unit. So while an army of Krieg or Cadia might hold the line, the Catachan are deployed on the sides/flanks or in the enemy's rear to do what they do best; cause havoc.
@Crucial_End4 жыл бұрын
Actually Tanith first and only specialize in stealth, reconnaissance and scouting. They are nicknamed ghosts for two reasons. They consider themselves to already be a dead regiment due to losing their homeworld so but also because they are like ghosts with their stealthy tactics and skill.
@tomtheconqerur4 жыл бұрын
Catachan space marines, no need to train them just insert the geneseed then boom! primarch sized space marines abaddon would be emasculated by them and die of shame.
@moredakka27094 жыл бұрын
BUT DA SPACE MAREENZ AINT GOTZ ENOUGH DAKKA
@rebeccaschroder30004 жыл бұрын
*D A K K A*
@frenchsoldier84854 жыл бұрын
*Gets an assult cannon*
@RakRescue4 жыл бұрын
@@frenchsoldier8485 (gets 500 assault cannons with unlimited ammo) WE NEED MORE DAKA NOW!
@amirhaikal83043 жыл бұрын
There's never enough Dakka for an ork
@421less14 жыл бұрын
Would love 40k to have a canada inspired guard regiment. Could be the comedic relief, always high morale regiment.
@Orthanderis4 жыл бұрын
High moral and friendly disposition in the grimdarkness of 40k. I can see it.
@nersyan19573 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the last time they added a less grimdark faction didn't end quite well.
@raphaelroy45432 жыл бұрын
In ww1 we Canadian, didn't take prisoners. We were know for being trenches cleaner. The're is video explainig that on YT
@raphaelroy45432 жыл бұрын
And kill the eounded ect, give a look the " canadian change ehen they ear the word war" We were the death krops of kriegs in ww1
@zyxyx67542 жыл бұрын
@@raphaelroy4543 nearly caused ww1 to become a worse bloodbath than it already was. When word got out canadians didn't take prisoners, their opponents didn't either and then word got out their opponents didn't take prisoners...
@BarokaiRein4 жыл бұрын
I'll be damned if Death Korps isn't number one. I mean just look at the size of those bayonets!
@aninternetuser81024 жыл бұрын
Those are shovels not bayonets!
@akriegguardsman52384 жыл бұрын
Bayonet go on shouvels
@aaronjohnston27513 жыл бұрын
Put a bayonet on your shovel, have the best of both worlds.
@johnkiezulas7439 Жыл бұрын
Not just bayonets, Cavalry!
@TauShasla4 жыл бұрын
Top Guardsman regiment was and all will be: the Tanith First and Only
@carlbrittain19934 жыл бұрын
Do you want to live forever?!
@akriegguardsman52384 жыл бұрын
@@carlbrittain1993 no ,not one second more than i have to
@sebb9999954 жыл бұрын
The space marines is the Imperium's shield, the guard its hammer. Vengeance for Cadia
@Leftists_are_Losers Жыл бұрын
The space marines are the sword of the imperium. The guard is the hammer of the imperium. There is no shield. The imperium fights with a sword in one hand and a hammer in the other. Imperium’s master strategy: If it can’t be cut, it can be smashed.
@cesuresesli4 жыл бұрын
I love the moment Krieger Horseman charge the enemy regiment with spears and save the Tanks they have.
@scoe59084 жыл бұрын
According to the British Army: 1. Grenadier Guards 2. Coldstream Guards 3. Scots Guards 4. Irish Guards 5. Welsh Guards
@@scoe5908well pretty sure if you look you'll be able to find a regiment of gurkhas that are referred to as guards😉
@bongodrumzz4 жыл бұрын
@@scoe5908 Any British army regiment that has served at Buckingham Palace or Windsor Castle as an honour guard qualifies as a Guards regiment. So guess what the Gurkhas are??
@jamesbaynham44254 жыл бұрын
Gotrek vid maybe
@scribblerstudios98954 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that finds it kinda cute that there's a small boy pretending to be a soldier marching next to the kriegs men? that is actually kinda heart warming in some odd way
@dantes23194 жыл бұрын
I just love his interaction with “Timmy” 😂👌🏽
@bacnguyen93044 жыл бұрын
The people that actually carry the fight for the Imperium but still get treated like shit . Love em
@swilson2274 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you're reviewing the Guardsmen. Wonder, which is Your favorite regiment?
@reaperox_4 жыл бұрын
Everytime he brings up Sly Marbo, I can't help but laugh 😂
@DedMan284 жыл бұрын
That description for Sly Marbo tho. "The lovechild of Rambo and Arnie... Who was then raised by John Wick." Well played, Majorkill...
@sugargame4 жыл бұрын
Exactly my top 3 too: 1 Death Korps 2 Steel Legion 3 Catachans
@sonofjack62864 жыл бұрын
The Steel Legion and Firstborn are my favorites, for me the Steel Legion seem like an advanced America with their use of all of their tanks, as well as having combined Regiments with Mechanized, Armour, and Artillery, which is kinda illegal as it makes it harder to take out that regiment if it rebels though the Administratum allows it as it works. With the Firstborn it's their traditions, they literally send the Firstborn son of all of the families, even the nobility, to the Imperial Guard, and they're also cool with their uniforms and tactics.
@alotosius4 жыл бұрын
Hey Major, great work. Seeing on how your fan base is "thirsty" for warhammer thots, I wanted to suggest a video on Felinids and the catgirl weeaboos. I mean you cant argue against this logic. Peace mate!
@icicle_ai97484 жыл бұрын
Aren't felinids more like furries then nekos?
@TheWineGuy1014 жыл бұрын
The codex astartes does not support this, brother. (This is a joke)
@kevinc37864 жыл бұрын
*Exterminatus*
@alotosius4 жыл бұрын
Its to late! Major has discus them in one of his videos.
@tristanband40034 жыл бұрын
@Keith Marshall yeeesssss
@echoesman34394 жыл бұрын
I don't know if someone pointed it out, but fun fact: Catachan is a Death World. And some Magos Biologis theorise that most Death Worlds' wildlife have actually been seeded by early Tyranid forces, then lost hive-mind connection and turned feral through evolution. That's why everything is a killing machine. Like the Catachan Devils. Fenris is a Death World as well. Why else would they have krakens who have diamond-hard teeth to make swords from and are said to have a father whom ya boi Leman fished up someday and threw back into the sea saying he was too small and he will come back when it is bigger? And you know what that madlad octopus did? He is said to have grown large enough to have surrounded the planet's core with its tentacles. Death Worlds are crazy.
@MrRjh634 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention how commissars in Catachan units have a high casualty rate due to being routinely fragged.
@xMoobyx Жыл бұрын
It's crazy going back and watching these videos and hearing him say We're so close to 100,000 subs and now he just passed 500k congrats man!!
@archeverything4 жыл бұрын
Majorkill: puts the Death Korps of Krieg in a slot other than number one. Me: Hmmmmmmmmmmm
@embodying8moth824 жыл бұрын
This here is a act of heresy
@drboo73984 жыл бұрын
I honestly do not regret subscribing. Keep up the good work!
@SleepySack4 жыл бұрын
The guys from Predator... I mean the Catachans are the best!
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer83704 жыл бұрын
5- Generic Redshirts. 4- Kriegers with common sense. 3- Hippies + John Wick. 2- Germans all over again. 1- Australia during summer.
@merkavamkivm33734 жыл бұрын
Lamo.
@Clarkarius74 жыл бұрын
One day I hope to collect a 597th Valhallan army that perfectly portrays the regiment of the HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! But today is not that day...
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer83704 жыл бұрын
The Astra Militarum, the Flashlights. The WALL OF GUNS who always die standing for the Imperium.
@torquil4794 жыл бұрын
I’m looking forward to the seriously messed up stuff.
@respectfulevil90223 жыл бұрын
Gotta say, you really made my day with this video mate Thanks for that
@GeneralBradley101VA4 жыл бұрын
Reference for the art at 1:05 pleaseeeeeeee, I need that in my life.
@Hellberch12 жыл бұрын
Why is it that every time people go on about the guard they always seem to forget the Dirty Dozen of 40k, the 13th Penal Legion
@plaidpvcpipe37924 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Catachan (except Sly Marbo) are my least favorite. It's a shame you didn't include the Vostroyan Firstborn, the coolest ones.
@pazatron13484 жыл бұрын
Your channel is so good
@badbishop10494 жыл бұрын
Hmm, that makes me think that the people in my city that wont wear face masks even though there is an ordinance, have already been corrupted by grandpappy nurgle's words🤔 (* ignites heavy flamer *)
@murderousmayhem63624 жыл бұрын
Or those people know that the numbers are being blatantly lied about and manipulated just like a certain tribe did with their death numbers in ww2 and have seen it happen with people they actually know such as my friends dad who died last week of a heart attack he had in front of his daughter then with no autopsy he was marked as a covid death or my aunties 2 friends who went for testing but was taking so long they left without being tested then got told they had covid, or a girl I know who swabbed a peach for a laugh which guess what tested positive but sure feel free to live in fear from a bulshit flu that is being completely lied about and used as a power grab.
@badbishop10494 жыл бұрын
@@murderousmayhem6362 Testing stats may be BS but it is out there. I've known 2 people who were perfectly fine and healthy then caught covid. Both are dead now. One was 42 the other 37. Both had the flu numerous times in their lives but were never hospitalized or put on a respirator because of it. Just because no one you know has been affected doesn't mean it doesn't exist or it's just a bad case of the flu.
@olebretschneider1152 жыл бұрын
I like the valpone bluebloods too, but my favorite are the Vitrinen dragons, their armor gives them invisibility and cannot be destroyed by laser or normal weapons. They are using high Energie Laser rifles
@MrHappyface1984 жыл бұрын
I'm 10 seconds in and i can just hear screaming ahhhhhhhh's
@williamparabellum27874 жыл бұрын
Cadia Stands, Mordia Obeys, Krieg Sacrifices.
@SentientBeefStew4 жыл бұрын
No.1 Guardsmen Regiment: Australians That’s technically an insult to Australians
@fumarc45014 жыл бұрын
Valhallan Ice Warriors reporting with his most Distinguished Imperial Hero, COMMISSAR FETHING CAIN!
@tyrannicfool25034 жыл бұрын
I want a siege of krieg, that would be so much fun.
@Mornathel4 жыл бұрын
A siege of Kreig would be over too fast. With the rate they churn out armies and material to support fronts across the entire galaxy, AAAAND how much the Imperium loves Krieg troops the chaos force would be smashed. Although it could be an epic novel about how wave after wave of Death Korp soldiers march forward, almost like Necrons with rifles leveled at the foe. As the waves fall the ones behind simply march over the corpses of the fallen in a display of determination badassness that Khornate berserkers would pause to admire it. Right before the Guardsmen, being led by the Death Korp Grenadiers, reach the front line of chaos, the chaos followers hear a different kind of thunder than that of inexorably marching boots grinding their fallen comrades into the blood soaked mud. Out from the flanks riding in front the Death Riders charge into the line, decimating cultists with their hunting lances before drawing their swords and laspistols. As the Death Riders start to get cut down by chaos bolter Fire from enemy astartes the front lines of Krieg arrive. One by one chaos marines slowly fall to the disciplined hellgun fire of the grenadiers. Khornate berserkers rush the enemy screaming bloody murder in the name of Khorne. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, AND DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR! As they charge they quickly find themselves drowning in an ocean of Krieg blood, so deep it makes Khorne himself stop and giggle with glee. But no matter how many guardsmen fall, more advance, never ending tides of Krieg guardsmen and Grenadiers continue to pour over chaos, destroying all in their path. As the Berserkers start to fall they see the Golden light of the Emperor shining from over the horizon where still more guardsmen are marching forward. Suddenly, Battlefleet Bakka arrives from the Immateriam, bringing the Emperors Wrath to the Heretics. In a matter of hours the chaos fleet is smashed and vox communication is established with Krieg. Much to the Battlefleets surprise Krieg is winning, currently engaged in mopping up the last of the traitor forces. Within several days Krieg is free from the taint of chaos once more and the regiments who’s heroic defense saved their world request to be sent off to die for the Emperor. Never to return to the planet they saved, their debt to the Emperor, still unfulfilled. P.S Sorry for the long story lol, I was writing my initial comment and then I started thinking about specifics and I couldn’t help myself. Hope you enjoyed if you read this, and as always. The Emperor, protects.
@juliangardisky72364 жыл бұрын
@@Mornathel THAT. IS JUST TOO. FUCKING. AWESOME.
@Mornathel4 жыл бұрын
Julian Gardisky Glad you enjoyed
@hardcaselj1114 жыл бұрын
So when are writing the book
@Mornathel4 жыл бұрын
HardCaseLJ 111 lol is that a serious question?
@amirhafizmohdruslan96674 жыл бұрын
Bro, I was sooo Happy to find Gaunt n dem Tanith Boiz in your list of top 5 Guardsmen! And I agree, a huge fan of Dan Abnett's works, and definitely hoping for GW to maybe update tabletop with some Tanith, Vitrians, Blood Pact, Sabbat etc. If at all possible, I'd want them on my diorama.
@amirhafizmohdruslan96674 жыл бұрын
Sorry, Tanith Boiz n Girls too. Got plenty of girls in Gaunt's regiment too.
after nearly 40 years we still don't have plastic kits for anybody but Cadia (don't talk to me about the catachans, that sprue is old as dirt)
@micropaw17324 жыл бұрын
Don’t mean to be that annoying person, but this is the earliest I have ever been!
@sadservitor53624 жыл бұрын
I fucking love the mordian iron guard. "Yes we walk into heavy bolter fire with dress uniforms."
@florianfrancis15174 жыл бұрын
If catachan's are australians how are kiwis represented in 40k?
@Da5hau4 жыл бұрын
One of the other unremembered planets in the Cadian System ;)😂
@coalitionofrob4364 жыл бұрын
Poxwalkers.
@dinocha0s4 жыл бұрын
Krieg and Vostroyans are my favorites , Cadians are like the stormtroopers of 40k at this point...they are everywhere...and they die everywhere...
@cptdeath48124 жыл бұрын
Description: "Guardsmen in warhammer 40k are often overrated" Uh don't u mean underrated??????? Lol
@morganbarnham54274 жыл бұрын
Never forget the men and women of the Generian 99th. No greatness in their victories, no glory in their defeats, and they had Nubby Nubbs, but no matter what, they held that Emperor-damned line.
@Buzzy_Bland4 жыл бұрын
1.Cadians 2.Cadians 3.Cadians 4.Cadians 5.Cadians Any complaints, you can file it with the Departmento Munitorum. We can discuss it once the paperwork is finished.
@gagepetersen45333 жыл бұрын
Bro I love that you got gaunts ghosts in there. Tanith first and only. Hell yeah. Great book series
@johndoe54324 жыл бұрын
I always found the Guard way more interesting and relatable than the overpowered tin cans, they're basically Starship Troopers with religious overtones.
@khylerbane45233 жыл бұрын
“Why does everyone forget about Tallarn? They’ve done some good shit and then their model line gets removed because no one wanted to buy anything that wasn’t Starship Troopers or guys in power armor.” -A very pissed off imperial leader being disgusted with both the average citizens ignorance and what the Imperium of Man has become.
@mizublackriver70214 жыл бұрын
>Mentions Sly Marbo Time to see the Sly Marbo video again. Great video btw, always good to see more love for the Astra Militarum
@samuelcaballero99664 жыл бұрын
Very funny Did laugh And have now subscribed
@gregoryvigneault1824 Жыл бұрын
When I actually play the game again I'll make the most formidable imperial army: death corps with space marine support specific to each situation; raven guard for assassinations, imperial fisty boys or defence, white scars for tactical missions, and grey nights to deal with deamons. The ultimate battle group with an unsealing core of badass soldiers.
@septemberstarlight93622 жыл бұрын
aw, i was hoping you'd list lucifer black. their aesthetic is so bloody cool
@jjtninja3 ай бұрын
I await the day there's a singular Guardsman who defies the odd, actually survives to retirement, and freaking surprises the brass.
@gamertagboakan74174 жыл бұрын
Did you mean Guardman are often UNDERRATED, with Astartes outshining them. In the description? Also great vid as always!
@B27-k1r4 жыл бұрын
Hey man big fan, any chance you could do a “how the warhammer races would respond to Coronavirus” video? Could be a lot of fun for a skit/lore video.
@thisdangoriginaldude14714 жыл бұрын
Prepare your weapons! Krieger's: *grabs shovels*
@ravwv71984 жыл бұрын
I like ur consistent output :)
@qwertyzz74 жыл бұрын
Tanith, space Canadians constantly at war.
@Clappincardboard2 жыл бұрын
Now we need a top 5 commissar video!
@thecorsentino4 жыл бұрын
9:46 Ah, the space aussies. I wonder when he's gonna ref.. 9:50 did not disappoint. 10:07 Ok, we get it.
Me-working on a death korps grenadier costume, hears you mention the krieg- Wait! *HAPPY GAS MASK NOISES*
@jordongotthold50064 жыл бұрын
My favourite Commissar is Ciaphas Cain it's a shame they never made a model of him
@harrymerrifield72444 жыл бұрын
We need a genestealer cult video soon major kill san
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing4 жыл бұрын
"I just joined for the Scholam money. Never thought I would have to deploy." When the Munitorum promised you 3 squares a day, they weren't talking about food, Guardsman. I suggest you learn the BrownFinger Wipe to ration the TP you get. - Wise Commissar outside the Latrine
@oditeomnes4 жыл бұрын
There will be so many complaints about you not including some famous regiment, however the coolest thing about guardsmen regiments is that you can rip of any historical culture and make it into a regiment. There are so many planets in the Imperium that you can make a regiment after any stereotype. I do want to give a specific mention to the progenitors of the astra militarum, the legendary solar auxilia that had some serious firepower in their days.