Should be the priority of any DnD dungeoning party along with the Bag of Holding!
@akhilmaverick14973 жыл бұрын
Thats something Batman would say...
@Momo_Kawashima3 жыл бұрын
"Don't touch it, just ask. Don't touch it"
@segerminator3 жыл бұрын
@@akhilmaverick1497 James May, the Batman of the UK.
@frog_mug31723 жыл бұрын
@@garethwilkins6744 yes, just yes
@mace_do3 жыл бұрын
"it's double edged" "They are both blunt"
@cstambenny7 жыл бұрын
"don't touch it..."
@bobair28 жыл бұрын
If we get hungry we can eat his Kiwi boot polish! That just kills me-great sense of humor Guys! Thanks!
@brickhead485 жыл бұрын
This is still one of my all time favourite TG clips, classic stuff
@alek4937 жыл бұрын
''You might as well hit it with the side.'' That said by the man who later tried to chop a tree with that same machete. xD
@S500-4 жыл бұрын
" Bends down and his left testicle pops out" i love these guys 🤣
@rogefedwon4 жыл бұрын
One of the best specials ever!
@brianruohoniemi6968 жыл бұрын
Hammond's pants are amazing! I had pairs of those for years and I loved them!
@Nicole19989 Жыл бұрын
He's always the best prepared.
@FelixValentiCh.3 ай бұрын
Jeremy pulling out a machete and all of them playing with it will never not be funny
@AllonsyRapunzel7 жыл бұрын
James has a utility belt
@Fitzroyfallz8 жыл бұрын
This was so funny! Thanks for your uploads.
@thesandwich53217 жыл бұрын
0:57 But do you have shark repellent?
@spikeman4pres8 жыл бұрын
Cant wait for the trios new show
@ZoMichael-a3 жыл бұрын
We have a joke about blunt knives and swords just like what Hammond said. "A blunt knife does more damage when whipped than cutting"
@solid_fire9388 Жыл бұрын
vietnam and this special are my favorite 🤩
@heavymetalbassist53 жыл бұрын
Clarkson is dressed like an American Remodel contractor foreman
@NeinBreaker4 жыл бұрын
I remember having a pair of those trousers Hammond was wearing when I was younger. Absolutely hated them.
@NeinBreaker3 жыл бұрын
@Per Sunn I’m not American, nor am I talking about his underwear.
@NeinBreaker3 жыл бұрын
@Per Sunn Again: I’m. Not. American. We don’t call trousers “pants” here in the UK because, shock and horror(!), every English-speaking country is different. Stop acting like a cultural imperialist, Twitter is the website for that kind of behaviour.
@Jeremy_Hill_20204 жыл бұрын
0:57 don't touch it
@angryocker60854 жыл бұрын
Does anyone actually know what all of the things are that James has on his belt? I've been searching for ages
@Momo_Kawashima3 жыл бұрын
Many things. It's the belt of many things, duh
@sauravbarman42523 жыл бұрын
0:54 That's what she said.
@caboose.203 жыл бұрын
Cor! It's double-edged!
@TheHutchy013 жыл бұрын
I'm with May, there's no point to anything other than jeans.
@no-damn-alias2 ай бұрын
A shoe polishing kit. I'm dead from laughter
@AndreaRoll3 жыл бұрын
you can pretty much bet your moneys on the fact that James May's favourite Goonies is Data
@him0507 жыл бұрын
Fun fact of the day, machetes aren't supposed to be razor sharp.
@minorearthmajorsky14767 жыл бұрын
Luke Sparrow really i didn't know that
@Pathfinding-earth7 жыл бұрын
why would you want a not sharp machete? it's useless, it needs to be sharpened
@him0507 жыл бұрын
Luis Balsas a not sharp machete? Is that the same as a blunt one? And there isn't really an answer for that. It's just that machetes are made for breaking thick branches, so they don't really need to be that sharp. They're a striking/hacking tool, not a slashing.
@curierfromxibalba11555 жыл бұрын
Maybe not razor sharp (because they are cheap steel) but sharp nonetheless. My dad has used machetes for most of his life and trust me, machetes are blunt when brand new, they need to get sharpened with a file and if properly sharp can cut down trees.
@sh0bez4 жыл бұрын
Depends on how you're going to use it, for cutting down branches? Yeah, they aren't. Street fights? Of course it is.
@ARB67695 жыл бұрын
Even though it's blunt, getting hit on your finger by it is pretty painful. Trust me, personal experience
@polarisgemini523 жыл бұрын
It's double edged, it's blunt on both ends
@eurosonly4 жыл бұрын
What is that? It's a show polishing kit What? What? Always gets me.
@steelmagnum51312 жыл бұрын
0:53 0:57
@matthewdockray97454 жыл бұрын
Hi Jake
@nickraja174 жыл бұрын
Don't touch it
@kurtlagon20233 жыл бұрын
Anyone who has a machette even james has it ...
@jackredmond9466 жыл бұрын
WHAT??
@sharjeelkhan74374 жыл бұрын
The only reason I feel happy that top gear has ended because I can’t stand James May. 🤢.