James' delivery of, "while we examined the engine, the orangutan tried to mend the door," followed by the orangutan slamming the door on repeat, is funnier to me than it probably should be
@couldntmixapotnoodle2 жыл бұрын
Only slightly funnier than the orangutan screaming "my doormirrors come off" while sliding down the hill.
@lmtetreau Жыл бұрын
Most of what these imbeciles do and say is funnier to me than it rightly should be lol
@PPPeepeepoopoo Жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@MichaelBradley1967 Жыл бұрын
He didn't have a hammer.....
@pieceofpi2660 Жыл бұрын
@@PPPeepeepoopoo1:08 king
@steezio7774 жыл бұрын
8:14 Jeremy: *removes James' bandage* *_"You are healed, I have healed you"_*
@anandpraveen25794 жыл бұрын
You taken the bandage off..
@abramo77004 жыл бұрын
Really?
@atilaszlo82883 жыл бұрын
😂
@Dz73zxxx3 жыл бұрын
*Meet The Medic*
@siddharthakvr51543 жыл бұрын
He is healed, JC has healed him
@Phobos_Thanatos4 жыл бұрын
6:50 “My car obviously isn’t the fastest here but it seems to be the most stable” **Immediately spins out**
@Tony-1124 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@suhealj69974 жыл бұрын
Curb your stable car
@ClutchkickRobcio3 жыл бұрын
Massive Mazepin Energy
@some-replies2 ай бұрын
It was cut together that way on purpose. Didn't actually happen immediately after. Rewatching you notice a lot of "fake" bits and jokes.
@Jackrodder4 жыл бұрын
2:53 - 3:39 this is such a best friends moment. Just how chill they are
@dangermouse93484 жыл бұрын
You simply cannot just create the chemistry these three have. One of the finest tv shows ever made!
@urbanprojectz Жыл бұрын
Absolutely agree
@TH3L3G3ND Жыл бұрын
💯💯💯💯💯💯
@soundseeker634 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clarkson on helium sounds EXACTLY like Alan Carr talking normally!! :-D
@Thigrandil4 жыл бұрын
Or Carrie Katola!
@alexvendomegardner89314 жыл бұрын
Or Paul O'Grady
@georgeelmerdenbrough69064 жыл бұрын
I thought of the little grubby Wellington boot wearing bloke from Last of the Summer Wine .
@medardoochoa28434 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@srt47884 жыл бұрын
💀
@brendanwalsh52134 жыл бұрын
10:53 I NEED THAT STIG DOLL
@HodWithGlasses4 жыл бұрын
Just travel back in time and wait for a historical baby to be born and once every 5 babies one will be a baby stig
@fancyassasin4 жыл бұрын
1:38 that is Ferb when he's older
@sarahhiversoeur37593 жыл бұрын
Yes
@bodaciousskies4 жыл бұрын
Hamsters genuine laugh out loud at 7:29 😂 the best chemistry on camera gotta love them
@weirdbritishperson95423 жыл бұрын
Hamster?
@DreA15033 жыл бұрын
@@weirdbritishperson9542 Richard hammond is the hamster.
@rachels68084 жыл бұрын
5:28 Hammond's laugh, omg
@itz_cornchip4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jameswallace70914 жыл бұрын
“Turning him around so I can shoot him in the BACK HA!”
@michaelw23814 жыл бұрын
Clarkson's orangutan laugh after is gold
@AzguardMike4 жыл бұрын
Elim Garak - its the safest way to shoot a man
@doomspidey17374 жыл бұрын
why did he remind me of david tennant when that happened
@dankore69663 жыл бұрын
His smile just after he said it was hilarious
@MrSniperfox29 Жыл бұрын
Sad when you consider that was basically the three of them throwing old Stig under a bus for daring to want to make money when the three of them had made millions out of the series.
@jaypatel74244 жыл бұрын
4:34 look carefully, U know Jeremy's laugh is genuine when he's flailing his hands everywhere! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jackrodder4 жыл бұрын
4:55 There is a town in hungary named "Sára", which is also a female name, and not too far from it there is a town called "Bugyi", which is basically "panties" translated. So you get into "Sára" through "Bugyi", if you drive the right path, you know?
@parkanyipeter30774 жыл бұрын
Ja ezt ismerem :D
@hexostatus46583 жыл бұрын
Panties Sára.
@Jackrodder3 жыл бұрын
@@hexostatus4658 You can get into "Sára" through "panties" to be exact
@hexostatus46583 жыл бұрын
@@Jackrodder Sára Panties then
@michael145614 жыл бұрын
5:53 my favourite ever top gear moment
@maxcarruthers45704 жыл бұрын
This."Why did you ram a car?"
@PizzaPowerXYZ3 жыл бұрын
I like the one that's night time and they have to be quiet
@nandafaiqfadhlurrahman21443 жыл бұрын
I like the campervan episode when jeremy was screaming every time a lorry was passing by his tall boxy unstable campervan
@PizzaPowerXYZ3 жыл бұрын
@@nandafaiqfadhlurrahman2144 YOU CRASHED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY
@wojciechbalcerzak73953 жыл бұрын
Im with you on that
@alexsmith73134 жыл бұрын
2:20 He sounds exactly like Alan Carr.
@RandomHondaGuy4 жыл бұрын
I got Simon cowell vibes lol
@christophergarland79364 жыл бұрын
I was thinking Paul O Grady
@thecatpersonuk99624 жыл бұрын
You are so right matw
@andrewwalker99604 жыл бұрын
Holy shit he does!
@Alwayssmellgood244 жыл бұрын
...there's a little Zippy in there too! 🤣.
@alexkoo3334 жыл бұрын
Top Gear is the only tv show that didn’t get worse and worse by each series
@mandypreston64474 жыл бұрын
LMAO right off the bat, it's the alarm of a thousand SOUNDS!!🤣🤣
@doposud4 жыл бұрын
south park too
@bmstylee4 жыл бұрын
@@doposud nah. South Park is pretty horrible. Futurama was pretty good before they tried making new episodes.
@doposud4 жыл бұрын
@@bmstylee they are always connected to something currently going in real life thats what i like the most about south park - have you seen Pandemic Special ? :D
@bmstylee4 жыл бұрын
@@doposud I haven't. I've lost interest in them.
@tpk_7894 жыл бұрын
10:51 Some say, he was born Right now, the Facts are actually True because He's The Stig! Although he's not the Stig, rather, he's the Stig's Baby Cousin!
@AverageAlien4 жыл бұрын
actually that baby was the beginning of the third stig I think
@dole80014 жыл бұрын
There can be only one
@yudhabagaskara984 жыл бұрын
Baby stig is the reason why the stig's replacement exists
@fedora9973 жыл бұрын
Some say he was supposed to be the next baby jesus, and that he eats the corpses of those who has sinned, but all we know him as not the Stig, but the Stig's godly cousin
@alexandercross90813 жыл бұрын
The Stig does not confirm to your lowly understanding of time and space, he was born that day,and that simply is as it is
@paolosioson50134 жыл бұрын
"That describes most breakdowns really" is one of my most fave James May lines ever
@katierandall91914 жыл бұрын
Jeremy's snow measuring technique will always be funny 😆
@Mcard12044 жыл бұрын
4:26 this is low key one of the funniest things in Top Gear ever
@anonnona69403 жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@HIKARUAUSTIN4 жыл бұрын
2:47 "theres a man walking along playing with his testicles"
@RabbiHerschel3 жыл бұрын
That comes standard in any area of the US which has been infested by the Third World.
@RabbiHerschel3 жыл бұрын
@justaPERSON Of course it is. It's also just true.
@RabbiHerschel3 жыл бұрын
@justaPERSON Right, but poverty doesn't directly correlate with crime to the extent that r@ce does. For instance, here in the US the most impoverished counties in the nation are backwoods wh!te areas where the average annual income is less than $10,000 a year, and yet there is virtually no violent crime. I'd quote more statistics, but I'm not sure how much I can say without the "spam filter" kicking in.
@un_known-vo2rx3 жыл бұрын
Lol all fighting on a man who isn't even from 3rd world ,, pretty sure that's a black american in the video
@logiknotlogic65863 жыл бұрын
@@RabbiHerschel you might be correct. Still the US gov still can’t do anything about it. They can’t kick out those people. That’s not a good solution if that’s what you’re hinting
@tezlaactual6582 Жыл бұрын
The way Richard seems so proud of himself when he turns the stig cutout around
@woodant19814 жыл бұрын
I can't express how much I miss these legendary episodes. I laughed so much at this vid! Also I can't believe they let Alan Carr drive that Beamer!!
@Grant802 жыл бұрын
Same. First time I watched GT I was hooked. The stupidity of these three is classic.
@dimpyramid2 жыл бұрын
3:44 That's one of my favourites bits. They rank two cars based on how their faces look when they drive it. Then James accepts Jeremy's insult and insults him back and they both just laugh from it. TG and GT in a nutshell
@p_enta50124 жыл бұрын
4:52 this is 30 minutes away from where I live in Delaware county.
@dejwitdsgn4 жыл бұрын
nice, and 5800km away from where I live
@expeditor60444 жыл бұрын
862km away from where I live...
@AverageAlien4 жыл бұрын
It's weird
@Phobos_Thanatos4 жыл бұрын
Is its called foreplay doe?
@-TJ-4 жыл бұрын
@@dejwitdsgn 16,000km from me.
@Jackw00pw00p24 жыл бұрын
James May: "And nobody could tell the difference." *Straight savage*
@j4ff4c3ks12 жыл бұрын
3:33 "I was a shepherd cuz i had a dressing gown" Same here, actually
@JamaicanCastle Жыл бұрын
7:03 Describing Lawrence of Arabia as "recent history" is such a James thing to do. He probably went to primary school with the man.
@NGMonocrom2 жыл бұрын
2:27 ~ For anyone confused, simple explanation regarding Washington DC. The neighborhood surrounding the Capitol buildings, is legitimately an impoverished ghetto. Where crime is rampant. Been that way for decades. Though I will say that the local police are extremely friendly towards tourists. No clue how they treat the residents though.
@commando_barrage5013 жыл бұрын
1:12 Clarkson learns the concept on a door
@kenpabs28934 жыл бұрын
Seeing Jeremy jumping in snow always gets me
@Mortthemoose4 жыл бұрын
😂😂 me too. He's obviously got a dog!!! Lol
@krusty55584 жыл бұрын
the school nurse after they give you a wet paper towel 8:17
@futurecat4 жыл бұрын
3:11 - That explains the John Le Carre book "The Wise Man, The Mouse, And The Donkey."
@angoose6513 жыл бұрын
9:21 im just gonna save this timestamp for myself
@JuiceyBeverage2 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@mr.fromanotherplanet1of17 ай бұрын
" You Spill Your Seed.. Alone.. "😂
@eggrolleater93824 жыл бұрын
God I miss these episodes, wish Netflix still had them.
@JamEast Жыл бұрын
IPlayer?
@holy_macaroni22002 жыл бұрын
2:46 Just James casually saying ,,There's a man walking along, playing with his testicles"😂
@christopherdean13263 жыл бұрын
The relationship between then and the Aussies is fantastic! All just good mates...
@futurecat4 жыл бұрын
0:39 hilarious Hammond violence
@shadam_free3 жыл бұрын
"Told you there was a mouse" Literally killed me
@mitchankrom37712 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of the episode
@akila5273 жыл бұрын
Hammonds laugh is so genuine and it always makes me laugh
@christopherdean13264 жыл бұрын
And this is why, no matter who they get to present it, Top Gear will never be the same again.
@drsch4 жыл бұрын
The Washington DC part cracks me up. It's amazing what happens when you get out of flyover country.
@kevinangus48483 жыл бұрын
I live in and grew up five miles from Washington D.C. Four residences, all 4-5 miles out. It's exactly like that. I've lived here over 60 years; it has a universal coding for the street names, but it gets crazy: letter streets are East-West, but East West Highway is outside of the city, curvesurves weirdly, and is within one block of the city. "I" street is Eye St, and people look for " I ", not "Eye". One syllable names run one way, two syllables run another... Five syllable names.... Jesus...help.... And IF you get going well, you find one of our seemingly innumerable traffic circles. In a town full of lost tourists, lawyers of international level but ambulance chaser mentality, immigrants (legal and o ther), diplomats (nations capitol >>> Embassy Row! but not a real street name!) Oh, and about a dozen gas stations. Good luck: pay a cabbie to escort you ( "ten now, ten at the station... Yeah, AND the fare...) Or run out of gas in...well, they were there. Oh...mediocre-at-best, alarmingly overpriced resturaunts, but no parking. And New York is "Fun City".
@snapdragon864 жыл бұрын
2:12 - Clarkson sounds like Danny LaRue.
@jonvia Жыл бұрын
Running into each other to a Queen song, Im pleased. Idk what the crowd there wanted lol
@Trihawk74 жыл бұрын
"and no one noticed a difference" this really sums up the three's chemistry.
@stmb2144 жыл бұрын
As you all know ladies and gentlemen, that he who is last shall be first.
@dudesayingthings2 жыл бұрын
2:24 Jeremy on helium sounds uncannily like Alan Carr.
@jordanjo33294 жыл бұрын
7:10 i feel attacked
@insidesaturn83 жыл бұрын
2:45 Pendulum - set me on fire
@FlexBormarrsBoringAltAccount3 жыл бұрын
Every time Ive seen the clip at 1:58 there has been no context. And now that I have its absolutely brilliant.
@boejanksy74574 жыл бұрын
❤️ These are keeping me going till new Grand Tour Special ❤️
@alanbenedict4744 жыл бұрын
True that
@TheVolsfan123454 жыл бұрын
Any idea when it’s going to be released?
@boejanksy74574 жыл бұрын
@@TheVolsfan12345 "Soon" apparently, I'm just hoping before end of year
@alanbenedict4744 жыл бұрын
@@TheVolsfan12345 soon! Hang in there
@charliemillar30404 жыл бұрын
Its out now
@GranTruismo4head Жыл бұрын
2:20 “RIIIIIIGHT! It’s just a test to see how big your lungs are!” I died
@BadCoreyMedia Жыл бұрын
Jeremy’s helium-pitched “Right” will never not kill me.
@ronaldinho4eva17 ай бұрын
Honestly, think season 16 was one of, if not the best season of Top Gear.
@JAYDOG1337A3 жыл бұрын
Some say he died and then rose 3 days later feeling rather refreshed, and that his very being was so powerful his own mother gave birth as a virgin, all we know is he's called the Stig
@dr.bright62723 жыл бұрын
1:25 Hammond is Han Solo *that makes Clarkson Chewbacca and May C3P0
@DoktrDub4 жыл бұрын
This was top gear, an amazing show that sadly doesn’t exist anymore :(
@boomeronet7888 Жыл бұрын
Yes we know
@ohhahhglennmcgrath42024 жыл бұрын
Uploaded a day ago and nearly 300k views. These 3 truly are timeless together.
@gingervikingjesus23514 жыл бұрын
LMAO right off the bat, it's the alarm of a thousand SOUNDS!!🤣🤣
@James-es1fg4 жыл бұрын
The holy stig in a manger. Exactly how I remember the bibble
@mrtom28544 жыл бұрын
Bibble
@James-es1fg4 жыл бұрын
Tom Beattie ya you know da bibble
@CrAzYGAMINGWOLF4 жыл бұрын
@@James-es1fg YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!?!
@shrekfiona74732 жыл бұрын
9:00 Best scene ever
@shqoz57614 жыл бұрын
original top gear. cant beat it.
@haztec.4 жыл бұрын
It's not the very original though.
@shqoz57614 жыл бұрын
@@haztec. i mean the original cast
@elseagullo49794 жыл бұрын
@@shqoz5761 technically, this isn't the original cast
@thesha74474 жыл бұрын
@@elseagullo4979 may not be the original but for sure it's the best one
@elseagullo49794 жыл бұрын
@@thesha7447 of course
@petrolhead03874 жыл бұрын
I remember that Prescott one. My mam was shouting at the TV "HEADBUTT HIM JEZZA....GO ON.....PLANT ONE ON THE FAT TW#T". I was in hysterics.
@hkobb74 жыл бұрын
you know he'd kick Clarkson's ass, too
@declanhandley-byrne4335 Жыл бұрын
2:18 Jezza's voice on helium turns him into Alan Carr
@cosiom17132 жыл бұрын
No other trio will have the chemistry these guys have
@galihxtremepradikta4922 Жыл бұрын
6:51 I remember I couldn't stop laughing when he did that first aired
@janadamek50503 жыл бұрын
5:03 GTA V respawn be like:
@juliom37754 жыл бұрын
6:50 S🅱️INALLA
@dewaldschuler97362 ай бұрын
5:26 "Because you....... spill your seed, alone" 😂😂😂😂😂
@chilloo22624 жыл бұрын
What about Mark Zuckerberg in the back 4:05
@thatsjustgreatiii4 жыл бұрын
:0
@SuperTNT4 жыл бұрын
:0
@kykoa4 жыл бұрын
:0
@hugeerection9994 жыл бұрын
:0
@PG-204 жыл бұрын
:0
@AlexanderTheOkay2144 жыл бұрын
2:39 Tonight on Bottom Gear Jeremy,Hammond and James cause Grove Street drive by.
@eliaspanayi34654 жыл бұрын
10:00 No jeremy you need a golden retriever to do that
@skygamershorts26 ай бұрын
Fr
@jamie80373 жыл бұрын
1:38 Sounds like him from old Top Gear lmao
@hooligan973 жыл бұрын
“Why’s that man walking along playing with his testicles” 😂😂
@bradydunn27123 жыл бұрын
Love how you added bad company at the end. I thought it was a part of the original special. Well done!!
@S500- Жыл бұрын
"Its not Cover in snow Now You Moron" 😅Lol , I Love James May.
@Conrad_Verner4 жыл бұрын
2:20 a Jeremy on helium just sounds like Alan Carr
@abramo77004 жыл бұрын
Now he’s Alan Car
@arsenal4ever034 жыл бұрын
Imo one of the funniest series of top geat ever
@Monkeyman-xw5sd4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clarkson on helium sounds exactly like Paul O’ Grady I’m not even joking 😂
@8fuzz3 жыл бұрын
7:32 is one of my favorite clips, but what clip/episode is this and who are they on with?
@mack_mcmillan Жыл бұрын
2:22 - Clarkson, in drag looking like Julia Child, with THAT voice is a character on Mrs. Brown's Boys if ever there was one!
@hectorpreston81154 жыл бұрын
Omfg the ending had me 🤣
@thund0r4774 жыл бұрын
You Sir, are doing god's work!
@residente6013 жыл бұрын
9:49 Dog.exe stop working.
@tkegger214 жыл бұрын
May: im gonna do them a favor and clear out this big pile of snow Car: SUPRISE INSURANCE CLAIM!
@taomahNEGEV4 жыл бұрын
What a brilliant show Top Gear used to be.
@jaypatel74244 жыл бұрын
11:04 what's the song playing called !?
@icypolar22944 жыл бұрын
Bad Company by Bad Company. Absolutely epic song.
@jaypatel74244 жыл бұрын
@@icypolar2294 Thanks bro
@bartdegryse93452 жыл бұрын
10:10 that's adorable
@thegamingsushicat5349Ай бұрын
That baby Stig Jesus never fails to make me laugh😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
@allenmckinney95334 жыл бұрын
I wish they pulled the trick of wiring a horn to the brake lights on Hammond's car.
@andoryuu39364 жыл бұрын
Right... So Jeremy Clarkson on helium sounds like Alan Carr
@lucentcobra4524 жыл бұрын
thats exactly what i thought
@supraxv123 жыл бұрын
1:59 i died 😂
@daninagy41733 жыл бұрын
Seeing a Zastava on this show fills me with unexplainable joy.
@haroldbroadsword98953 жыл бұрын
2:35 “nothing like it appears in the films” *proceeds to just film black people walking
@wagstaff49213 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@andrepoiy11992 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling they ended up in Baltimore and not Washington
@pauloldfield8378 Жыл бұрын
10:53 it's the baby stigsus.
@ironsponsor73 ай бұрын
9:27 - how many times have you watched this? - yes!)))
@christianjohnson91903 жыл бұрын
10:58 ITS BABY STIG!!! HES HAS EVOLVED TO THE NEXT LEVEL