Top Gear - Funniest Moments from Series 16

Funniest Moments from the 16th series of Top Gear UK.

[@willch.2259]

James' delivery of, "while we examined the engine, the orangutan tried to mend the door," followed by the orangutan slamming the door on repeat, is funnier to me than it probably should be

[@couldntmixapotnoodle]

Only slightly funnier than the orangutan screaming "my doormirrors come off" while sliding down the hill.

[@lmtetreau]

Most of what these imbeciles do and say is funnier to me than it rightly should be lol

[@PPPeepeepoopoo]

time stamp?

[@MichaelBradley1967]

He didn't have a hammer.....

[@pieceofpi2660]

@@PPPeepeepoopoo1:08 king

[@Phobos_Thanatos]

6:50 “My car obviously isn’t the fastest here but it seems to be the most stable” **Immediately spins out**

[@Tony-112]

🤣🤣

[@suhealj6997]

Curb your stable car

[@ClutchkickRobcio]

Massive Mazepin Energy

[@Jackrodder]

2:53 - 3:39 this is such a best friends moment. Just how chill they are

[@steezio777]

8:14 Jeremy: *removes James' bandage* *_"You are healed, I have healed you"_*

[@anandpraveen2579]

You taken the bandage off..

[@abramo7700]

Really?

[@atilaszlo8288]

😂

[@Dz73zxxx]

*Meet The Medic*

[@siddharthakvr5154]

He is healed, JC has healed him

[@soundseeker63]

Jeremy Clarkson on helium sounds EXACTLY like Alan Carr talking normally!! :-D

[@Thigrandil]

Or Carrie Katola!

[@alexvendomegardner8931]

Or Paul O'Grady

[@georgeelmerdenbrough6906]

I thought of the little grubby Wellington boot wearing bloke from Last of the Summer Wine .

[@medardoochoa2843]

😂😂😂

[@srt4788]

💀

[@brendanwalsh5213]

10:53 I NEED THAT STIG DOLL

[@Athabasca447]

Just travel back in time and wait for a historical baby to be born and once every 5 babies one will be a baby stig

[@fancyassasin]

1:38 that is Ferb when he's older

[@sarahhiversoeur3759]

Yes

[@dangermouse9348]

You simply cannot just create the chemistry these three have. One of the finest tv shows ever made!

[@urbanprojectz]

Absolutely agree

[@TH3L3G3ND]

💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@bodaciousskies]

Hamsters genuine laugh out loud at 7:29 😂 the best chemistry on camera gotta love them

[@weirdbritishperson9542]

Hamster?

[@DreA1503]

@@weirdbritishperson9542 Richard hammond is the hamster.

[@jaypatel7424]

4:34 look carefully, U know Jeremy's laugh is genuine when he's flailing his hands everywhere! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rachels6808]

5:28 Hammond's laugh, omg

[@itz_cornchip]

Lol

[@katierandall9191]

Jeremy's snow measuring technique will always be funny 😆

[@jameswallace7091]

“Turning him around so I can shoot him in the BACK HA!”

[@michaelw2381]

Clarkson's orangutan laugh after is gold

[@AzguardMike]

Elim Garak - its the safest way to shoot a man

[@doomspidey1737]

why did he remind me of david tennant when that happened

[@dankore6966]

His smile just after he said it was hilarious

[@MrSniperfox29]

Sad when you consider that was basically the three of them throwing old Stig under a bus for daring to want to make money when the three of them had made millions out of the series.

[@michael14561]

5:53 my favourite ever top gear moment

[@maxcarruthers4570]

This."Why did you ram a car?"

[@PizzaPowerXYZ]

I like the one that's night time and they have to be quiet

[@nandafaiqfadhlurrahman2144]

I like the campervan episode when jeremy was screaming every time a lorry was passing by his tall boxy unstable campervan

[@PizzaPowerXYZ]

@@nandafaiqfadhlurrahman2144 YOU CRASHED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY

[@wojciechbalcerzak7395]

Im with you on that

[@alexsmith7313]

2:20 He sounds exactly like Alan Carr.

[@RandomHondaGuy]

I got Simon cowell vibes lol

[@christophergarland7936]

I was thinking Paul O Grady

[@thecatpersonuk9962]

You are so right matw

[@andrewwalker9960]

Holy shit he does!

[@Alwayssmellgood24]

...there's a little Zippy in there too! 🤣.

[@alexkoo333]

Top Gear is the only tv show that didn’t get worse and worse by each series

[@mandypreston6447]

LMAO right off the bat, it's the alarm of a thousand SOUNDS!!🤣🤣

[@doposud]

south park too

[@bmstylee]

@@doposud nah. South Park is pretty horrible. Futurama was pretty good before they tried making new episodes.

[@doposud]

@@bmstylee they are always connected to something currently going in real life thats what i like the most about south park - have you seen Pandemic Special ? :D

[@bmstylee]

@@doposud I haven't. I've lost interest in them.

[@Jackrodder]

4:55 There is a town in hungary named "Sára", which is also a female name, and not too far from it there is a town called "Bugyi", which is basically "panties" translated. So you get into "Sára" through "Bugyi", if you drive the right path, you know?

[@parkanyipeter3077]

Ja ezt ismerem :D

[@hexostatus4658]

Panties Sára.

[@Jackrodder]

@@hexostatus4658 You can get into "Sára" through "panties" to be exact

[@hexostatus4658]

@@Jackrodder Sára Panties then

[@tpk_789]

10:51 Some say, he was born Right now, the Facts are actually True because He's The Stig! Although he's not the Stig, rather, he's the Stig's Baby Cousin!

[@AverageAlien]

actually that baby was the beginning of the third stig I think

[@dole8001]

There can be only one

[@yudhabagaskara98]

Baby stig is the reason why the stig's replacement exists

[@fedora997]

Some say he was supposed to be the next baby jesus, and that he eats the corpses of those who has sinned, but all we know him as not the Stig, but the Stig's godly cousin

[@alexandercross9081]

The Stig does not confirm to your lowly understanding of time and space, he was born that day,and that simply is as it is

[@Mcard1204]

4:26 this is low key one of the funniest things in Top Gear ever

[@anonnona6940]

Yes!!

[@mr.fromanotherplanet1427]

" You Spill Your Seed.. Alone.. "😂

[@paolosioson5013]

"That describes most breakdowns really" is one of my most fave James May lines ever

[@HIKARUAUSTIN]

2:47 "theres a man walking along playing with his testicles"

[@RabbiHerschel]

That comes standard in any area of the US which has been infested by the Third World.

[@RabbiHerschel]

@justaPERSON Of course it is. It's also just true.

[@RabbiHerschel]

​@justaPERSON Right, but poverty doesn't directly correlate with crime to the extent that r@ce does. For instance, here in the US the most impoverished counties in the nation are backwoods wh!te areas where the average annual income is less than $10,000 a year, and yet there is virtually no violent crime. I'd quote more statistics, but I'm not sure how much I can say without the "spam filter" kicking in.

[@un_known-vo2rx]

Lol all fighting on a man who isn't even from 3rd world ,, pretty sure that's a black american in the video

[@logiknotlogic6586]

@@RabbiHerschel you might be correct. Still the US gov still can’t do anything about it. They can’t kick out those people. That’s not a good solution if that’s what you’re hinting

[@j4ff4c3ks1]

3:33 "I was a shepherd cuz i had a dressing gown" Same here, actually

[@krusty5558]

the school nurse after they give you a wet paper towel 8:17

[@dimpyramid]

3:44 That's one of my favourites bits. They rank two cars based on how their faces look when they drive it. Then James accepts Jeremy's insult and insults him back and they both just laugh from it. TG and GT in a nutshell

[@jonvia]

Running into each other to a Queen song, Im pleased. Idk what the crowd there wanted lol

[@GranTruismo4head]

2:20 “RIIIIIIGHT! It’s just a test to see how big your lungs are!” I died

[@commando_barrage501]

1:12 Clarkson learns the concept on a door

[@tezlaactual6582]

The way Richard seems so proud of himself when he turns the stig cutout around

[@woodant1981]

I can't express how much I miss these legendary episodes. I laughed so much at this vid! Also I can't believe they let Alan Carr drive that Beamer!!

[@Grant80]

Same. First time I watched GT I was hooked. The stupidity of these three is classic.

[@Jackw00pw00p2]

James May: "And nobody could tell the difference." *Straight savage*

[@kenpabs2893]

Seeing Jeremy jumping in snow always gets me

[@Mortthemoose]

😂😂 me too. He's obviously got a dog!!! Lol

[@JamaicanCastle]

7:03 Describing Lawrence of Arabia as "recent history" is such a James thing to do. He probably went to primary school with the man.

[@S500-]

"Its not Cover in snow Now You Moron" 😅Lol , I Love James May.

[@angoose651]

9:21 im just gonna save this timestamp for myself

[@JuiceyBeverage]

Thank you

[@holy_macaroni2200]

2:46 Just James casually saying ,,There's a man walking along, playing with his testicles"😂

[@jordanjo3329]

7:10 i feel attacked

[@ronaldinho4eva1]

Honestly, think season 16 was one of, if not the best season of Top Gear.

[@NGMonocrom]

2:27 ~ For anyone confused, simple explanation regarding Washington DC. The neighborhood surrounding the Capitol buildings, is legitimately an impoverished ghetto. Where crime is rampant. Been that way for decades. Though I will say that the local police are extremely friendly towards tourists. No clue how they treat the residents though.

[@declanhandley-byrne4335]

2:18 Jezza's voice on helium turns him into Alan Carr

[@futurecat]

3:11 - That explains the John Le Carre book "The Wise Man, The Mouse, And The Donkey."

[@futurecat]

0:39 hilarious Hammond violence

[@shadam_free]

"Told you there was a mouse" Literally killed me

[@mitchankrom3771]

My favorite part of the episode

[@p_enta5012]

4:52 this is 30 minutes away from where I live in Delaware county.

[@dejwitdsgn]

nice, and 5800km away from where I live

[@expeditor6044]

862km away from where I live...

[@AverageAlien]

It's weird

[@Phobos_Thanatos]

Is its called foreplay doe?

[@-TJ-]

@@dejwitdsgn 16,000km from me.

[@eggrolleater9382]

God I miss these episodes, wish Netflix still had them.

[@JamEast]

IPlayer?

[@BadCoreyMedia]

Jeremy’s helium-pitched “Right” will never not kill me.

[@dudesayingthings]

2:24 Jeremy on helium sounds uncannily like Alan Carr.

[@galihxtremepradikta4922]

6:51 I remember I couldn't stop laughing when he did that first aired

[@bartdegryse9345]

10:10 that's adorable

[@janadamek5050]

5:03 GTA V respawn be like:

[@drsch]

The Washington DC part cracks me up. It's amazing what happens when you get out of flyover country.

[@kevinangus4848]

I live in and grew up five miles from Washington D.C. Four residences, all 4-5 miles out. It's exactly like that. I've lived here over 60 years; it has a universal coding for the street names, but it gets crazy: letter streets are East-West, but East West Highway is outside of the city, curvesurves weirdly, and is within one block of the city. "I" street is Eye St, and people look for " I ", not "Eye". One syllable names run one way, two syllables run another... Five syllable names.... Jesus...help.... And IF you get going well, you find one of our seemingly innumerable traffic circles. In a town full of lost tourists, lawyers of international level but ambulance chaser mentality, immigrants (legal and o ther), diplomats (nations capitol >>> Embassy Row! but not a real street name!) Oh, and about a dozen gas stations. Good luck: pay a cabbie to escort you ( "ten now, ten at the station... Yeah, AND the fare...) Or run out of gas in...well, they were there. Oh...mediocre-at-best, alarmingly overpriced resturaunts, but no parking. And New York is "Fun City".

[@akila527]

Hammonds laugh is so genuine and it always makes me laugh

[@christopherdean1326]

The relationship between then and the Aussies is fantastic! All just good mates...

[@snapdragon86]

2:12 - Clarkson sounds like Danny LaRue.

[@residente601]

9:49 Dog.exe stop working.

[@insidesaturn8]

2:45 Pendulum - set me on fire

[@shrekfiona7473]

9:00 Best scene ever

[@stmb214]

As you all know ladies and gentlemen, that he who is last shall be first.

[@FlexBormarrsBoringAltAccount]

Every time Ive seen the clip at 1:58 there has been no context. And now that I have its absolutely brilliant.

[@boejanksy7457]

❤️ These are keeping me going till new Grand Tour Special ❤️

[@alanbenedict474]

True that

[@TheVolsfan12345]

Any idea when it’s going to be released?

[@boejanksy7457]

@@TheVolsfan12345 "Soon" apparently, I'm just hoping before end of year

[@alanbenedict474]

@@TheVolsfan12345 soon! Hang in there

[@charliemillar3040]

Its out now

[@gingervikingjesus2351]

LMAO right off the bat, it's the alarm of a thousand SOUNDS!!🤣🤣

[@christopherdean1326]

And this is why, no matter who they get to present it, Top Gear will never be the same again.

[@hooligan97]

“Why’s that man walking along playing with his testicles” 😂😂

[@jamie8037]

1:38 Sounds like him from old Top Gear lmao

[@petrolhead0387]

I remember that Prescott one. My mam was shouting at the TV "HEADBUTT HIM JEZZA....GO ON.....PLANT ONE ON THE FAT TW#T". I was in hysterics.

[@hkobb7]

you know he'd kick Clarkson's ass, too

[@dr.bright6272]

1:25 Hammond is Han Solo *that makes Clarkson Chewbacca and May C3P0

[@JAYDOG1337A]

Some say he died and then rose 3 days later feeling rather refreshed, and that his very being was so powerful his own mother gave birth as a virgin, all we know is he's called the Stig

[@cosiom1713]

No other trio will have the chemistry these guys have

[@juliom3775]

6:50 S🅱️INALLA

[@AshtonCarr-bl1rg]

Funniest bit is the sheep jumping the fence

[@eliaspanayi3465]

10:00 No jeremy you need a golden retriever to do that

[@skygamershorts5222]

Fr

[@DoktrDub]

This was top gear, an amazing show that sadly doesn’t exist anymore :(

[@boomeronet7888]

Yes we know

[@AlexanderTheOkay214]

2:39 Tonight on Bottom Gear Jeremy,Hammond and James cause Grove Street drive by.

[@Trihawk7]

"and no one noticed a difference" this really sums up the three's chemistry.

[@Monkeyman-xw5sd]

Jeremy Clarkson on helium sounds exactly like Paul O’ Grady I’m not even joking 😂

[@ohhahhglennmcgrath4202]

Uploaded a day ago and nearly 300k views. These 3 truly are timeless together.

[@James-es1fg]

The holy stig in a manger. Exactly how I remember the bibble

[@mrtom2854]

Bibble

[@James-es1fg]

Tom Beattie ya you know da bibble

[@CrAzYGAMINGWOLF]

@@James-es1fg YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!?!

[@shqoz5761]

original top gear. cant beat it.

[@haztec.]

It's not the very original though.

[@shqoz5761]

@@haztec. i mean the original cast

[@elseagullo4979]

@@shqoz5761 technically, this isn't the original cast

[@thesha7447]

@@elseagullo4979 may not be the original but for sure it's the best one

[@elseagullo4979]

@@thesha7447 of course

[@cistaro56]

2:28 Welcome to SE Washington DC

[@supraxv12]

1:59 i died 😂

[@hectorpreston8115]

Omfg the ending had me 🤣

[@tkegger21]

May: im gonna do them a favor and clear out this big pile of snow Car: SUPRISE INSURANCE CLAIM!

[@LeakyDiaper]

OMG when i saw the rat in cage and he says "told you there was a rat" i laughed so hard and farted .

[@vertexed5540]

Thanks for sharing

[@jordanb.7564]

It’s just a test of how big ya lungs ahh

[@allenmckinney9533]

I wish they pulled the trick of wiring a horn to the brake lights on Hammond's car.

[@bradydunn2712]

Love how you added bad company at the end. I thought it was a part of the original special. Well done!!

[@oliverbacon8073]

The birth of Stig really got me rolling 😂😂😂

[@robertmortimer4621]

When Jeremy gets out of the convertible BMW he sounds like Alan Carr

[@Conrad_Verner]

2:20 a Jeremy on helium just sounds like Alan Carr

[@abramo7700]

Now he’s Alan Car

[@taomahNEGEV]

What a brilliant show Top Gear used to be.

[@Shotis]

The other people after Clarkson said "electronic toy" were absolutely DONE 😂

[@BenEmberley]

The Baby Stig had me in tears laughing ^_^;

[@arsenal4ever03]

Imo one of the funniest series of top geat ever

[@josh2655]

“Theres a man walking around playing with his testicles” 😂

[@Tazzyb98]

Jeremy's laugh is amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@justaninja1]

I wasn't expecting THAT...😂

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

I often think of front flip sheep and wonder where he is now. I hope he's having a good time.

[@christianjohnson9190]

10:58 ITS BABY STIG!!! HES HAS EVOLVED TO THE NEXT LEVEL

[@WGRF]

Thank you for making these♥️

[@thund0r477]

You Sir, are doing god's work!