Top Gear - Funniest Moments from Series 19

Funniest moments from the 19th series of Top Gear UK.

[@tharindumahendra3847]

"This one's got a chair AND a table" is one of the most underrated lines in the series.

[@spicyoctopus]

That is characterful isn’t it?

[@SLAPDOORS]

good lines need no context, like - "I've just come in jezza"

[@1987FX16]

"I don't think you'll even notice the smell after awhile" xD

[@seanricketts941]

​@@spicyoctopus😊😊

[@JesusBehindtheWheel]

"....sorry I can't understand a word you're saying." Oh man that is brilliant. I honestly didn't understand the man either.

[@nasen2727]

I agree, so if anyone did understand could please tell us what he said ?

[@frisouille9182]

Nasen I think he said that he wants to go with Jeremy !

[@StevoE7]

Nasen “well Jeremy, I’m the last dragon in and I, you know I tried to tempt them by making an offer hoping they would come in with me”

[@nasen2727]

@@StevoE7 Thanks mate

[@internetduck1520]

Scotland innit

[@j4ff4c3ks1]

Theo: "Jeremy, it's shit. Totally and utter shit" Narrator: "Theo Paphitis thinks Jeremy's car still needs work"

[@EmirAssassin]

laughed so hard at that

[@GracUntoYou]

Shalom Ephesians 5:3 But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints; /Inspiration+Culture today suggests that sexual immorality and greed are normal and acceptable. Wrong! This could not be further from the truth. In order to be considered God's holy people, we must live holy lives. Holiness and impurity cannot live together. Impurity lives in the dark, whereas the saints live in the light. If you are struggling with these sins, repent today! God can restore your heart and your mind. /Prayer+Dear God, forgive me for my impure thoughts and the lust in my heart. I know these things are not holy and separate me from you. I repent! Help me to turn my mind to the things of your kingdom and not the things of this world. Send someone to make me accountable. Thank you for your mercy and forgiveness, O Lord. In Jesus' name, amen.

[@bromtaegan4606]

If God wants us to live by his rules, he shouldn't have allowed other religious groups or free will.

[@Clarity_Control]

@@GracUntoYou Thous Shalt not make a shitty copy paste

[@buuam7555]

Lol I wasn't paying attention and I could've sworn the narrator said "Theo the Fetus"

[@hssy2jrocker]

1:42 British whenever they found a new place in 16th century

[@WillFuI]

This sounds about right

[@aviationnow5103]

It’s not a stereotype, it’s the truth

[@PuppetierMaster]

In those days Brits would just take things 16th Lord Jeremy: right, those islands are mine, I'll take a subcontinent over there, those rainy bits off to the side are warm so mine. This is cold, but also beaver, mine. Oh wait a minute... That place has sugar. Mine. 16th Century James May: Are you just taking places you like and placing a flag on them? Lord Jeremy: Yes. Jesuits Priest James: Right you may need a building with a big Jesus cross LJeremy: Right that too and oh look at this place its an island ... oh no its another subcontinent - mine. Christopher Columbus: Guys I've done it! I've determined that the world is round! L.Jeremy: No Hammond the only thing you've done is crossed out that mans name on the map and replaced it with your own. P.James: Rather bad handwriting at that. {Lord Jeremy laughs under his breath) L.Jeremy: Also whats all that? Do you really think the world is a pear, honestly? Hammond: I swear I saw it the other day P.James: well you can't see the it due to the fact you're standing on it. (Jeremy uncontrollably laughing off to the side) Hammond: yeah but I... ahh... what?

[@hssy2jrocker]

@@PuppetierMaster wtf

[@PuppetierMaster]

@@hssy2jrocker I see why you're confused Richard Hammond plays the role of Christopher Columbus because in real life He was a brainless idiot.

[@lonz-.6587]

Jeremy has asked is it possible to have children work in a factory

[@lanckston]

a true capitalist

[@forevercomputing]

They didn't say "no" ;)

[@spacecowboy5486]

China: "YES YES YES" Just joking

[@theycallmedonjuan5430]

Vash the Stampede that wasn’t A joke

[@Croatilillious]

Those guys didn't have any sense of humor looking at the clips.

[@fredschriks8554]

"This one got a chair and a table"

[@jezzaus2124]

Love it when Jezza takes the piss out of northern accents, forgetting he himself is from Doncaster 😂😂😂

[@handlesarefeckinstupid]

His parents lived there. He wasn't a born and bred one. He went to public school and had no links there at all. He spent a short time as a journo there as well. He's about as donnie as the Queen.

[@jezzaus2124]

@@handlesarefeckinstupid He was born in Doncaster, he is from Doncaster.

[@fastandfhurious3213]

@@handlesarefeckinstupid my grandad knew his

[@dongatello6969]

Pahs n grehve

[@dalemcfaddenfuku9995]

@@jezzaus2124 true..lol

[@Snouswort]

Brits mocking other brits for their accent is the most surreal thing on the internet

[@internetduck1520]

I mock other brit's accents all the time because they're silly, I love it

[@ulysses2921]

Vespilan it’s an integral part of our culture.

[@JDNSAUDIS]

My nan talks like the old lady from the advert 🤣 i mock her all the time she loves it 😂😂😂

[@jakeclough8090]

Nah some take it so seriously. They get so angry. Im from Essex with a twang and we all know the full on Essex accent is awful lol

[@pododododoehoh3550]

No thats when americans put on a hillbilly accent

[@JohnJaggerJack]

Jeremy taking the piss at the "dragon's den" expenses is just comedy gold.

[@handlesarefeckinstupid]

It's called taking the piss, not having one.

[@yusuf-5531]

@@handlesarefeckinstupid that was the deleted scene

[@NowFunStarts]

you`re not from round these parts are you.

[@Salman-fb9vi]

I knew somwthing was wrong in that guy sentence

[@Nihil0s]

You must drive a Ford Bloody Quid Mate

[@Yogiz123]

1:07 even the scissor is sweaty!

[@lamuerte3328]

I didn't notice that XD

[@auzell1449]

Ah yes the “scissor”

[@Xbrine-]

It’s pronounced skiccer

[@sympathiser_of_Germans_in_40s]

Sweaty scissoring

[@srt4788]

I just noticed that after so many years 😂

[@jakewatson668]

05:51 is one of my favourite scenes. Hammond looks so small and innocent lmao

[@layonyatsu7203]

lmao he look like 10 yr old me when my mom calls me by my full name and knew that I fucked up stuff before

[@connorthomas2667]

total and utter despair in a crappy room in south africa

[@EleanorPeterson]

Richard's 'sad-faced Mini' segment at 4:25 is absolutely brilliant! Seriously, though, it's a perfect illustration of why car designers need to climb out of their own fundaments once in a while. If nobody's got the guts and nuts to stand up and say, "No, that's bloody hideous," the Emperor will continue to strut about stark bollock naked, and the memory of the fanny-faced Edsel will linger on.

[@tesseract5569]

Did you forget to take your meds before writing this?

[@poilboiler]

It's not always the "Emperor" you need to watch out for, it's their rabid muskrats who will harass you for daring to criticize their lord and saviour in any way.

[@reececameron5070]

The way Hammond looks so guilty after Jezza shouted is gold

[@urosmarjanovic663]

That is exactly the same look your dog gives you after he shat in your shoes.

[@lettuce984]

“What else is electrical in here?” “Not the exhaust manifold” “*wheeze!*

[@joshslater2426]

Hammond and May both saying “not the exhaust manifold” in unison is what makes the first clip for me. That and Jeremy’s “sophisticated tool kit”.

[@BazamO]

5:49 The way it just cuts to hammond standing there😂

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

"This one's got a chair *and* a table(!)" I love James May's sense of humour. It's so dry and sarcastic.

[@Samuel-cm7bz]

It's hilarious when the three of them shouts each others last names: 5:50: *HAMMOND* 8:53: *CLARKSON*

[@berkkarsi]

Now we just need Hammond to shout *JAMES*

[@berkkarsi]

He actually shouted *JAMES* once in the caravan train episode

[@tacticalcalebgaming7264]

8:53 is the funniest one

[@Ant_Therapy]

Yo I’m loving these compilations keep at it. Would love one for all of their specials!

[@adamo.1319]

I agree, the specials are the best!

[@benp4736]

but then youd have to put the whole special on

[@WillFuI]

It’s a lot better than the ones with the 35 second add about there discord or whatever

[@Vert-.]

Yo me too Cole lad, me too.

[@MilosSrb.]

I usally just watch porn compilations but this is also quite nice.

[@sadmonke6639]

7:15 I did not understand him either lmfao

[@xdevil_1716]

8:42 is one of the funniest things in top gear

[@SaintPhoenixx]

Jeremy screaming while driving the P45 but valiantly denying it's dangerous is honestly one of the greatest things to ever happen.

[@CookYourDog]

5:51 looks like a scene out of a snuff film

[@Xzanderwow13]

0:10 when your two single brain cells sync up with eachother

[@sophie-pp5xe]

0:12 richard and james in sync is so funny to me

[@darengauthier522]

Staged or not, ending on "I wet myself again" and a fade to black, was awesome

[@darengauthier522]

Ps, also liked the behind the scenes keep it real going on, kind of stuff in this

[@bluenight317]

Best part about this 1:09 is that the yellow box on the airbag is a quick disconnect

[@InsightfulUndercurrents]

No the sweat on the clippers 😂

[@doledipp3rs238]

2:23 "mr. toad"

[@yashwanthbalakrishnan9100]

“This one’s got a chair and a table” The excitement 😂

[@MrTefe]

5:50 i love how he looks to the darkness

[@antoniothenatural]

1:06 the sweat on the cutters is gd hilarious

[@vladd69]

1:09 gotta love how the pliers also sweat.

[@Macho_Fantastico]

The whole segment with the elderly ladies is pure gold. Bless em.

[@HSMiyamoto]

I grew up in Minnesota. "Preparing your car for winter" is a real thing. However, fuel injection, multi-vis oil, maintenance free batteries, all weather tires, and front wheel drive have made a lot of things unnecessary. For example, with rear wheel drive, you would put a 50 lb sack of sand in the trunk to help increase traction.

[@martinjenssen2092]

All weather tires? I cant stop laughing. Shit in winter, shit in summer.

[@magicstew45]

Put about 600lbs in the back of my halfton (tires were a bit bald and needed all the help they could get) It handled and gripped amazingly. Who needs good tires anyways 😂

[@AlkalineGamingHD]

@@martinjenssen2092 Less issue for people who arent car fussy and dont want to spend the $$$ at a mechanics to get them swapped.

[@carpetclimber4027]

I live in northern Sweden. Changing to winter tyres in the winter and summer tyres in the summer is mandatory by law. In the southern parts however, like in Stockholm, it's forbidden to drive in the city with studded tyres, they have those shit tyres instead.

[@CrAzYGAMINGWOLF]

I'm a moped driver, I only change the tires if they start to lose their treads. I don't use weather tires or something like that.

[@dr.bright6272]

8:29 these guys are playing Rocket League

[@mxstafa1357]

Lol rocket league irl

[@okihabu9805]

Pretty sure this came out beforehand

[@dr.bright6272]

@@okihabu9805 it did. I was making a joke

[@IllusivePrime]

8:37 Stig has his visor up slightly.

[@topmandog1]

It has happened a few times

[@Sam-zz7gs]

"no id do it if it kills me" "well we'd rather it didn't ..... theres a lot of paperwork"

[@Deon_77]

"As dawn broke, the peace and serenity of this beautiful, Uganda morning, was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal" *CLARKSOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN*

[@danielannett1019]

5:45 The best Jezza moment ever

[@Paulie151]

8:12 I can't be the only one that recognized that bridge from the Buckaroo Bonzai movie!!!

[@SweetBugg23]

7:43 always gets me 😂

[@floriskuipers4925]

That little "no i'll do it if it kills me" and the push Jeremy gave that rollator are perfect

[@Bluefire397]

James getting hit in the face with his goggles never gets old

[@BMMEC6000]

4:34 lol! 😂🤣

[@jorgeferreira2009]

"The James". Another great moment of Top Gear.

[@thelonesoldier4518]

6:47 now Clarkson rides a tractor lol

[@miraveta]

Hammond explaining how dangerous an airbag is is both hilarious and frightening

[@Jeff-kz5kl]

"Not the exhaust manifold" is probably my favorite part of all of Top Gear.

[@colbypeone1504]

I almost spat out my coffee at 4:55.

[@StalkingRainbow]

1:08 The wire snips get sweaty from the stress lol

[@agentcoxack7368]

I always love that one where Jeremy basically dismantles Dragons Den’s up-tight wankers by speaking his mind to them. Good on ya, Jezza.

[@ic1815]

I watch the Dragon’s Den crossover all the time. It never gets old.

[@pauliussileika]

3:59 Nice

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

3:14 absolutely brilliant. My niece bought this from shackletons *you know* shackletons original high seat First she went to showrooms, then she.. oh bloody hell I can’t remember Shackletons high seat chair, It’s lovely. Edit: well, I got most of it right.

[@Toolnerd0410]

“Itssoeasytogetinandoitofyouknow” Truly inspiring

[@tauttechminusmanagedmusic3778]

Sign says "Hamworthy." That sums up the lad trinity perfectly.

[@rogerbarton497]

That first clip reminds me of the time I adjusted the points on a Ford Cortina in a layby with a half-brick and a length of rebar.

[@trsf7637]

4:07 that look the old lady gave him 😂

[@jorgeferreira2009]

Yeah, "She's got the look!" 😂😂

[@Ellipsis115]

2:38 *Classic* top gear! Genius!!! Smarter than sherlock this show XD

[@marty6779]

1:20 aren't Italian football jerseys blue? That could have been the clue

[@AlexYeets]

"not the exhaust manifold" Most iconic moment

[@somethingnew184]

I like how clarkson doesnt care who you are , all he cares about is our entertainment

[@stefevr]

7:38 you can see he's trying not to laugh :D

[@juliangriffiths9583]

3:01 sunno why but this just represents brittish language

[@fixerlife4418]

The pliers were sweating😂😂😂

[@BritishTightEnd]

9:29 you are aiming to not kill them

[@captainpoontah4888]

5:31 well found James haha

[@dirtydave2691]

Jeremy Clarkson is the British Hank Hill. The car for the pensioner ladies is my favorite episode ever.

[@MiniLemmy]

James May yelling “CLAAAAAAARKSEEENN!” will never grow old....

[@cameronbennett797]

I love how subtitles called him Theo Fetus

[@bruhnt5063]

-Jeremy, it's shid. +It isn't! -It is. +Why is it? -Totally unutter shid.

[@commando_barrage501]

Jeremy with the “sharks” was hilarious! “Can children work in the factories because if so they’d be great!”

[@zilvertron]

Its Dragons Den, so probably call them Dragons

[@JustDaniel6764]

@@zilvertron The yank version is called sharks tank.

[@zilvertron]

@@JustDaniel6764 Theres a yank version of Top Gear, what ive seen and what ive heard about it is its not as popular asthe lovable trio, that happens to be brittish. The "judges" sitting and judging peoples inventions are called Dragons, dont matter if they are called Sharks or trumps lackeys, its still from a brittish show and its Dragons.

[@scottyb1300]

@@zilvertron so y'all are wandering some foggy islands on the outskirts of Euroland calling these guys loan dragons? Next you're gonna tell me you got some whacky made up names for gasoline, hoods, and trunks as well, aren't you?

[@aaronskelhorn8224]

@@zilvertron why are you so offended that there's us versions of uk shows?

[@mxstafa1357]

This is as I like to call it, the golden era of Top Gear

[@aquticdan678]

6:10 you can see him trying not to laugh

[@kanyespastor5888]

This is prime top gear

[@DanielJacksonMusic]

3:16 damn I remember that old macOS X look, ahh good ol’ days

[@mcunha81]

That last bit has me in tears everytime...

[@JMUDoc]

"Not the exhaust manifold." 9.2 for synchronization :)

[@jonathanjoestar__]

my favourite was jeremy making the new dashboard for the pensioners car. 'and here is a fog lights switch, so that when it starts to drizzle grandma can flick the switch to activate the fog lights, but if you look here it does absolutely nothing at all'

[@bluuumcguffin1053]

You're doing the lord's work

[@lovelandfrog5692]

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as I did when I first watched Jeremy take that ridiculous little car on the M roads. It still makes me die laughing when I watch it today.

[@weirdfish1216]

thanks for making these!

[@ApollyonTheBasher]

Loving these keep it up weekly uploads

[@Dannyner6]

"sorry i cant understand a word you say" lmao love it 7:15

[@puttingwarheadsonforeheads9872]

9:55 I’ve wet myself again😂

[@itsamerby4270]

Making my quarantine better one video at a time

[@TheNapalmFTW]

Who's still in quarantine

[@menotu3318]

“This one’s got a chair and a table!”

[@jonathanpeterson1984]

The Reliant Robbin was my favorite TV event of ALL TIME!😂😂😂😂

[@Cars_with_max]

1:22 always makes me laugh 😂

[@jackme0w]

cheers for making all these!

[@yenchey3270]

"Not the exhaust manifold."

[@Bobbymaccys]

I must say I love the humour of the dragons 😂😂

[@joemurphy9726]

Jeremy at the end "there you go" 😂

[@Jariid]

9:03 when you realise that's the road tom scott talked about

[@dr.bright6272]

8:05 what is this vehicle? It's glorious

[@dbclass4075]

Rover James. Although, the car itself prior to modification is Fiat Multipla.

[@lilyedwards3859]

They attempted to make a car perfect for elderly ladies, so they modified it!!

[@Alexander_l322]

He said to old Duncan ‘ can’t understand a word you’re saying’ 🤣🤣🤣

[@tomnorton-platford4896]

6:22 maybe jezza could have read this book before he took up farming

[@carolinemiroy9936]

Hammond looks like Blakey from on the buses doing an impression of a sad mini 🚗

[@southendparaquest]

"I've wet myself, AGAIN!!"

[@hamishdow2188]

You know something is gonna be good when jeremy says *yeeeeeeesss*

[@toolazytothinkofaname1542]

This is the best car show ever. No doubts about that.

[@dickJohnsonpeter]

Hahaha James called him Mr. Toad.