Top Gear - Funniest Moments from Series 9

Funniest moments from the 9th series of Top Gear UK.

[@KomradeSeals]

James looking straight down the barrel of a loaded shotgun: Hammond: Genuine concern and panic. Clarkson: Fits of laughter.

[@alistairwalker2850]

“How are we going to explain this to Health & Safety?”

[@NobodyQuiteLikeMe]

There is no way they would put the three of them in a room with a loaded shotgun.

[@mrmax128]

Well you’ll have a ball watching Clarkson with a shotgun shooting at May’s shed in the garden episode

[@HandHaben]

if ur gonna refer to something in the video- post the timestamp…

[@KomradeSeals]

@@HandHaben I didn’t feel like it

[@dakotabrabec]

"He's not the Stig, but he's the Stig's American cousin." "Big Stig!"

[@JunRozenovich]

I heard "Pig Stig!"

[@quipquap1432]

@@JunRozenovich Same!!!

[@megopteryx]

Sthicc

[@glennmatthews758]

Big Stig is actually the Stigs Aisyralian cousin, due to the massive bulge he was sporting when he first was introduced. I prefer Fat Stig as the name for the Stig's American cousin.

[@CertainlyCaro]

BIG STIG

[@SamC-bg6vn]

James’ panic when the steering wheel falls off his limo is the best thing ever.

[@bigupyourself]

..Grabs at the dashboard.

[@TomasUjhelyi]

I could just imagine what they were thinking when they saw him drive straight off the road onto the grass

[@lr8198]

Well it wasn’t a panic

[@erneststyczen7071]

@@bigupyourself you would do the same...

[@Joekes1]

Because the 'pair of utter pillocks' broke his car.

[@notonemo7046]

I laughed more than I should’ve at the joke of James walking into an American dealership

[@jacobmassey3897]

Its Hammonds laugh that makes it so hilarious 🤣

[@joelikespotatoes8321]

As an American I approve, Bang.

[@cande_1025]

im ur 2,1k like

[@notonemo7046]

@@cande_1025 thank you

[@kiwisontoast]

Nobody’s mentioning the “go to your own kid’s sports day” joke that is bloody brilliant.

[@xd__advisedguide]

Still laughing about it

[@TheJumpingGymnast]

I’m actually still in tears about it😂

[@apstreams5598]

@@travismaguire1349he’s joking that Clarkson is trying to video random kids sports day rather than his own. It’s a pedophile joke

[@BenState]

@Thephrogdoob lol

[@angrycarguynerd5799]

"They do not have the legal... *Dead Duck Noises*

[@duckmeat4674]

Telling me

[@Jayqo]

Duck Meat bruh

[@williamlewis6967]

just saying dead ducks don't make noise

[@jamie8037]

@@williamlewis6967 nha shit i thought they did

[@chrisjacobs8394]

Smoking’s bad for ya kids

[@aspyr5681]

"Hammond." "Yeah?" "May, bad luck." I don't know why but this killed me

[@erneststyczen7071]

Its rude

[@willch.2259]

@@erneststyczen7071 oh no Anyway

[@erneststyczen7071]

@@willch.2259 Last week

[@Speeff]

"You pair of utter pillocks!" "You're such an insufferable oaf" James has the best insults by far

[@mrcosmo8107]

Yes indeed and no one uses today

[@ThePiquedPigeon]

You are an APOCALYPTICAL DINGLEBERRY

[@NylfaenNoldoreth]

My favourite is "Blasphemous Maggot"

[@makaylanicole2735]

Things James May hates: Snow Cold Outdoor pursuits Pushing his body to find the limit The noise his clothes make Zippers Pockets That Jeremy Clarkson's stupid truck

[@abramo7700]

That

[@makaylanicole2735]

@@abramo7700 yes

[@GOAT_GOATERSON]

LOL

[@joeyfyan578]

France

[@ChrisRash]

Running

[@arxuia6865]

“He will have walked into a dealership” “Hello” “And they’ll have shot him” 😂😂😂

[@joelikespotatoes8321]

As an American its pretty damn embarassing that I have personally heard stories of this happening to people and they end up getting killed or nearly shot.

[@SuperSmosh123]

@@joelikespotatoes8321 at a car dealership?

[@Thwack992]

@@SuperSmosh123 Yep, seen a video of 3 people getting into a shootout at a car dealership and all 3 of them died.

[@urbanprojectz]

@@joelikespotatoes8321 LOL WUT

[@adim2427]

1:13 I like the fact that Hammond took the blame for the cameraman

[@SimonStrange]

Also the look he gives the cameraman.

[@evantra1761]

Probably the peak of Top Gear.

[@MrShikfootball]

Nah the peak was right before clarksons dismissing

[@evantra1761]

Got far too overly scripted by that point, in my opinion.

[@aaronking2369]

yup

[@dazzaMusic]

The banter on this series was legendary

[@brandonharris9769]

IMO series 5 to about series 17 was the peak it became it bit inconsistent after that imo specials were always good though

[@d0uble992]

"You will be the first person ever who went to the North-Pole, who didn't want to be there" That's one way to put it lmao

[@kelvinkemoi2482]

It'll definitely motivate me 😂

[@BuenoSeraPerkele]

"We will not allow Adolf Hammond to ruin our plans to this great, this wonderful..."

[@lowgunfire2671]

(Throws helmet.) "Shut up!"

[@earlofsmeg]

@@lowgunfire2671 😂😂😂😂

[@deadshot_daquiri_remastered]

Does someone knows the sauce to that episode?

[@AKSHAY-bu4ox]

@@deadshot_daquiri_remastered s9 e1

[@aleasd7905]

@@AKSHAY-bu4ox thanks

[@jennihowell6541]

James may: “Crikey it’s the Rozzers” “You insufferable oaf” “That’s just childish and doesn’t solve the problem”

[@twisted_nether373]

The argument, not the problem. They were arguing.

[@Brinkly1000]

Golf scenes! 🤣 “That’s just childish, and doesn’t solve the argument!” 🤣

[@bobkin611]

"You got carpet burn" "How am I gonna explain this to my wife" hahahaha Oh man the adult jokes I didn't get as a kid...

[@legioner9]

😂😂😂

[@zembers]

care to ellaborate? English is not my first language so i dont really understand the referance

[@martind4721]

Me neither 😅

[@randomterrarian5566]

@@zembers Pubic hair is sometimes called 'carpet'.

[@randomterrarian5566]

@@martind4721 Pubic hair is sometimes called 'carpet'.

[@Da__goat]

“I hate being cold.” -James May. *lives in the UK*

[@alfredkc]

England isn’t that cold...

[@therainbowdoggo1553]

@Colonel Kablooey Those are rookie numbers,

[@tomstech4390]

@@therainbowdoggo1553 Not when you got humid air from the gulf stream and houses insulated for winter its not.

[@nervesconcord]

It's a bit of a misconception that the UK is cold, speaking of England where he lives the coldest it ever really gets to is -5/-10°C in winter, and the summer months average around 25°C, last year we had a few days hitting 34/35°C, and it actually feels hotter than it is due to England being quite humid. I know a Greek family who were actually surprised by just how hot it was. What we do have however, is an abundance of overcast days where it's just grey, slightly cold and slightly windy. Bill Bailey described it as weather which fills the British people with a sense of wistful melancholy.

[@getchasome6230]

@@nervesconcord right? The UK isn't cold nor is it hot. Its temperate, but it does rain quite a bit. Lol

[@qg1235]

This was uploaded 2 months ago and has over a million views.. Shows how great these three were. Grew up as a kid watching this and I miss it so much.. Best show I've ever seen.

[@ondrejvolecek7215]

You know about the grand tour?

[@qg1235]

@@ondrejvolecek7215 Yeah, and while its also very good, for some reason its not as memorable as Top Gear. I watched many Top Gear episodes like 10/15 times but with Grand Tour, I have not rewatched many episodes. The first 2 seasons felt a very scripted anyway, whereas with Top Gear even though it was scripted, you didn't notice it as much.

[@ondrejvolecek7215]

@@qg1235 yeah.... top gear is legendary

[@guitarlover302]

agree ! such a natural chemistry between them - absolute crap Paddy Mc Guiness version 💩

[@gregheffley9984]

0:00 Polar Special 0:35 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 0:50 USA Special (Episode 3) 0:58 Fix the Road in 24H (Episode 1) 1:55 Polar Special 2:22 USA Special (Episode 3) 2:46 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 3:29 Three Small Cars Fight (Episode 2) 3:44 CoolWall (Episode 4) 4:16 Three Small Cars Fight (Episode 2) 4:20 Fix the Road in 24H (Episode 1) 4:37 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 4:44 USA Special (Episode 3) 5:04 Fix the Road in 24H (Episode 1) 5:14 Polar Special 5:22 News (Episode 5) 5:47 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 6:26 News (Episode 6) 6:51 USA Special (Episode 3) 7:07 Polar Special 7:36 Three Small Cars Fight (Episode 2) 8:01 Growing Petrol (Episode 5) 8:22 News (Episode 6) 9:24 USA Special (Episode 3) 9:39 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6)

[@urbanprojectz]

THanks]

[@RubyBlueUwU]

Thank you so much, omg

[@TheAnti-Hero.]

Where can I watch full episodes?

[@gregheffley9984]

@@TheAnti-Hero. SolarMovie

[@TheAnti-Hero.]

@@gregheffley9984 Thanks

[@earlofsmeg]

Clarkson's laughter when Hammond took a swing at the golf ball. Dying here. 😂😂😂😂

[@ciarancundelan7570]

Clarkson to Hammond: "Go to Tierra del Fuego..." That worked out well in the end. 🙃😅

[@dannyplatt6161]

I caught that I didn't know that Clarkson can see into the future 😂

[@jbee9713]

Haha I was thinking this too haha!

[@dongatello6969]

“Hammond?” “Yes mate?” “May, bad luck.” Kills me every time

[@pandumiharja6769]

Jeremy running : MAY YOU'RE GONNA DIE, I GONNA FEED YOU TO YOUR OWN MACHINE

[@earlofsmeg]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@anamariaacuna1380]

loved it! XD

[@morgothbauglir8508]

Jeremy would later become a farmer lol

[@BTG07]

6:52 Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude.

[@therainbowdoggo1553]

I have to agree, but I'm still mad.

[@zulfarhanmerican6872]

Americans

[@aaronarshad3687]

@@zulfarhanmerican6872 aye

[@Race330]

I really can't disagree judging by whats happening right now 😂

[@basba_qal]

I guess you haven't been to France. lol

[@nssteja7516]

0:54 my favourite "hello" of all time

[@adampotatos6854]

6:11 the fact he was touching the dashboard as if he was trying to control the tire using his mind 😂😂

[@JetFalcon710]

I also like how he tries to grab at a ghost steering wheel when he has the real one in his hands

[@iCazZiStronZi]

2:06 Looks like a father teaching his little son to ski 🤣

[@DukeofWellington677]

Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂because Hammonds’ the young one

[@AM-cm9sg]

5:08 is hilarious the way james runs after the tar trolley

[@eddherring3088]

All those challenges where May refuses to run on tv.

[@88HEATHENWOLF]

"Hammond?" "yes?" "May, bad luck"

[@earlofsmeg]

😂😂😂😂 That must have been painful for Hammond.

[@Tony-112]

☠️☠️🤣🤣

[@RustyDust101]

Massive burn in a mere three words. That's how you do it.

[@woodrow_mayes]

This was by far the best series they ever made, it has everything that made them great.

[@rallyecars7449]

what series is this? I don't remember the golf episode

[@helplmchoking]

Rallye Cars season 9, like it says on the damn title

[@jackwatson3944]

Top gear US was much better though.

[@Xiphactinus]

Down Town caught any fish with that bait?

[@jackwatson3944]

I usually do but nobody's biting on here.

[@sirenhead8767]

9:01 if you see a police man measuring your children you think “ Quick, call the… OH” bruh lmaoooo

[@That_G0th_Guitarist]

4:16 gave me a heart attack

[@peerieman2]

The way James says pillock at 3:19 hits different 🤣🤣🤣

[@jameswallace7091]

“It’s okay we can go together” and “James was rubbish with the shotgun” James is fucking hilarious

[@benlong7228]

We’ll go to your own kids sports day 😂😂😂

[@nothajzl]

6:47 Richard’s comebacks are the best, he just destroys

[@nicolast.m.5664]

i like how hammond takes the fall for the camera man

[@alfie4504]

tbf to the cameraman there really should of been a glass case over the emergency stop button to avoid accidental presses

[@tpuwu8012]

No they shouldn’t, in the case of an emergency another second spent taking the case of could cost a life.

[@tpuwu8012]

@@Ozymandatory ThAtS nOt HoW tHiNgS wOrK , bro don’t try talk about something you don’t understand.

[@hyhy5083]

@@Ozymandatory That's exactly how it works. Which is why emergency stops on tools and the like are rarely fitted with covers.

[@notastone4832]

@@hyhy5083 if they did fit covers on them, most companies would just remove it anyways xD

[@neilmurphy845]

What episode is that from

[@asnodt6763]

4:17 oh nice, a Kurt Cobain refference

[@dirtyricenova7503]

I want to not like this comment, but I like this comment.

[@Dim4323]

Ohhhhh

[@idde4345]

That still hurts. Well, not if you're Kurt Cobain.

[@GD-rq2uh]

James holding onto the dash to try to steer the car 😂😂😂 6:10

[@charlieking9924]

I agree with James those clothes that make noises are annoying

[@getchasome6230]

Fukk swooshy coats

[@firmak2]

i disagree, i think it gives it more charm

[@pip-pip5029]

It gets to you after a few hours

[@mr.amazinggaming1153]

I agree to disagree. I love those!! The snow will never stick!

[@eaveskc]

Its fun to make fun of James and his quirks, but the older I get the more I agree with him...

[@Moolers]

Quite possibly THE best season. Road works, building limos, the southern US special, the Reliant Robin space shuttle, tractors and James driving the Veyron at top speed. Not to mention a great line of guests including Jemery's crush Kristin Scott Thomas. Absolute peak television.

[@xtremegaming1837]

8:39 James’s laughing did it for me here 😂😂

[@captainjotunheim1656]

"James was rubbish with the shotgun" "WOOOAAH"

[@applejuice5272]

4:02 "Run. Run or you'll be a lot shorter."

[@lumo7461]

Biggest mistake BBC did was letting these go.

[@rjs198585]

You mean the biggest mistake was Jeremy punching his producer 😂😂

[@DickiMonster]

Producer: but he punched me 😭

[@boomermoment3893]

rjs8585 assistant producer! And it was fair cause he insulted him over his dead mother

[@MrMrliamo]

@@boomermoment3893 you are a liar

[@realcanadian96]

Yes

[@bencoakes6978]

1:47 “adolf Hammond” 😂

[@iyimontageziyi9079]

1:45

[@SaintPhoenixx]

"Hammond!" "May." ... "...bad luck."

[@davislinkaits6935]

9:57 Naaaah, the way that May looks, I’m deeeeaaaad 😂🤣🤣

[@diegoestradahernandez2728]

Why was the man behind so pissed?

[@JetFalcon710]

His face just screams "oh for god's sake, when will this end"

[@georgedooley8247]

That one scene with James and the shotgun will always make me laugh😂😂

[@michaelkeaton5394]

The part where hammond shut down a power plant is, for me, hilarious

[@robbutterill1426]

*aggregate plant, the challenge was to resurface a road in 24hrs, and they sent hammond to the aggregate plant where they mix the stone and bitumin to make the asphalt to lay on the road but hammond’s cameraman lent on the emergency stop and thus delayed the whole job

[@StacXion]

8:01 I was 100% expecting Clarkson so do this at his farm lol

[@dr.bright6272]

May! You're going to die and I'm going to feed you into your own machine!!

[@dosenwurst101]

The greatest trio of TV History

[@seasngtings]

“James was terrible with a shotgun” 😂

[@Joost.]

4:25 cameraman can't keep it together 😂😂

[@harveypage9962]

Thought that was James who threw the megaphone under the roller?

[@Joost.]

@@harveypage9962 lmao 🤦🏼‍♂️😂😂😂

[@fredschriks8554]

08:01 When you play Farming Simulator for the first time 😂.

[@emmasaviation2968]

I felt that one 🤣

[@h.p.e.t.5770]

I remember that episode. Didn't they blow up the field: Fire in the hole!!! Plowing is done!!! That really killed me 😅😅😅 Greetings from germany 😎

[@fredschriks8554]

@@h.p.e.t.5770 Hehe Jeremy did that

[@ournewzealandfarm960]

yes that is the best bit.

[@mathiastheapprentice]

What episode was it?

[@KRONIKBASS808]

9:23 when he says he is cool but can't help laughing 😂

[@brandonjohnson2965]

"go to your own kids sports day" 😂

[@eyesoking]

1:30 he had his controversy in Tierra del Fuego

[@muffinman4515]

“They don’t have the legal right to measure children.” Lmao

[@thebassboostedchannel1251]

I find it incredible that James may has the mind of an 85 year old man but had never played golf

[@stewartgrindlay9760]

James still trying to steer the wheels while it’s off in his hands lol. Brilliant series

[@99SuperKiller99]

Can't script the anger of a hundred worker when their plant gets shut down 😂

[@axylthomason4784]

The best season, probably.

[@HRHooChicken]

James May grabbing at a steering wheel that’s no longer there is perhaps my favourite top gear moment

[@andregon4366]

8:15 my very favourite part

[@humbertorubi2735]

The good old improper and real Top Gear! Yesterday I was watching Discovery Turbo and suddenly hear the Top Gear intro and found it was the new Top Gear. Never watched it before so I decide to give a chance to it...the level of disappointment isn’t possible to be described. What a waste of resources and an hour of my life that I will never recover.

[@Veyron722skyhook]

"You can't video children. Have you ever been to a school sports day? You have to ask every parent there before you're allowed to take the camera out the boot." "Well go to your own kid's sports day." Classic. :)

[@caliber9005]

Netflix: Are you still watching? Somebody’s daughter: 9:25

[@harsimranbansal5355]

Bruh 🤣🤣🤣

[@hansgruber788]

I’m being really dense can you explain?

[@sabersz]

@@hansgruber788 look up the meme "netflix and chill"

[@kifer2594]

@@hansgruber788 she is taking a shower because she watched a movie and it was late

[@agreen182]

This was such a great series. TG's golden age IMO

[@Jay-qm8cx]

Series 9 is by far the best Top Gear season I’m my opinion. Every episode was a banger.

[@biggestwanderer8827]

1:30 Well, we know what happened there.

[@JM-eh3ve]

That part with the tractor had me rolling with laughter when Jeremy said *May I'm gonna feed you into you own machine!*

[@ramal5708]

1:08 hammond's angry face

[@T0MMYDUDE]

5:00 cracks me up everytime

[@august25th38]

8:40 so that's what that clip is from 😂😂

[@arrivedknight7632]

0:17 I hate the rustling too mate.

[@Sunny24247]

The adolf Hammond joke got me 😂

[@rossjefferies6468]

Since the Patagonia special loved the foreshadowing of that terra del fungal reference

[@PetrolHeadBrasil]

05:18 - "I'm on the bloody throne!" LOL

[@AxelBayliss]

What episode is this?

[@davidelliott5843]

That really was a laugh every other second. Loved the road surfacing collection.

[@jadlad9666]

The hand that shoots into frame to pull the shotgun barrel away from May's face 😂

[@0abashed0]

5:10 oh, those days when James May still runs..

[@maxbroyden135]

8:44 James “Duck” May

[@rachels6808]

American Stig: one of the greatest jokes ever made.🤣 I'm not even mad, it's so accurate it hurts!

[@sgtfrozty]

7:53 such a terrifying moment in The Last of Us Part 2

[@TraustiGeir]

5:40 Absolutely roasted.

[@serotonin9218]

4:28 that is literally the most satisfying thing I have ever seen.

[@che_]

2:15 Hammond’s most Canadian bit there 😂

[@fufu5068]

The limo challenge was hilarious! I keep coming for that episode.

[@jasonrussell5521]

“Hammond, May, bad luck”😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AkiraHartono]

10:17 comedic timing

[@nikolaikola8925]

The bit with "Hammond? May. Bad luck" is the most British thing i've heard in my life.

[@Hobo1400]

That face at 4:32....beautiful

[@Werkvuur]

James May has always been my favourite, he's so funny.

[@WillFuI]

Watching these has made laugh more than I have in a long time

[@M.Arbogast]

Anytime these 3 guys get together you know it’s going to be amazing!

[@benzzodude]

The video starts and the first thing we see/hear is James complaining. I love it

[@mr.maskmaker6609]

James "its left here but i think if we go right we'll get their quicker" May

[@jackwatson3944]

Three lefts make a right.

[@aviationnow5103]

Hammonds look at the cameraman was priceless