Top Gear on buying things for women

[@Ypog_UA]

when you didn't prepare for the essay: "therefore, soap is soap."

[@jazzman1626]

“Is there a season when I can go shooting handbags?”😂😂😂😂

[@thatcopenguy]

I wonder if there's "Handbags in the wild" on animal planet because that would be cool.

[@jimtaylor294]

Crocodile Farmers: "Yes!"

[@alansohn855]

"The bachelor Life" - Richard

[@internationalrtg5602]

James, that’s not what your girlfriend meant by “power drill”.

[@minjukim0205]

International RTG drill her arse

[@muskatDR]

She did. Women however use them different from men

[@iare19]

@@muskatDR like attach dildo and let it rip?

[@SergePupko]

🤣🤣🤣💀

[@lieutenantbigz938]

Say, James.... Was it pink?

[@ajvarninja415]

"It's impossible to buy soap" damn the show was 2 years ahead of its time

[@joebird376]

dank memer - actually it’s good info, and it’s not that smart. r/iusereddit

[@joebird376]

dank memer - bruhhh of course I know it’s more than two years old, they ended it well over two years ago, I watched the show heaps, but for more casual viewers, they might not have known that.

[@Blackhawk211]

@@joebird376 it reminds me of music videos that were uploaded in like 2009. I was listening to ACDC and someone unironically commented that they thought thunderstruck was a 10 year old song smfh

[@samuelbrazao3647]

This actually aired in the 2000s probably 08 or 09

[@mblone6030]

Lol it was aired in like 2009. Lol. Silly person

[@MRDOOMBOY12345]

"at certain times of the year i can shoot handbags?!?!" fucking hell that killed me

[@maltainu3621]

Hammond: hang on, soap is soap May: laughing

[@redmr2na]

@Damian 2000 Did you hear that Girls, soap is soap. Hammond you are a dope.

[@jeremyfong5684]

Jeremy: " Go on, buy your wife some Swarfega"

[@Jaymac720]

Angel_with_a_shotgun “that’s an effective cleaning agent. She’d be chuffed. I’m sure”

[@jackmagnell]

Yes we all saw the clip

[@jackmagnell]

@Damian 2000 Hush dog

[@kittenkommentries5796]

In this video, Richard Hammond scientifically proves that Soap is Soap.

[@AlexGNR]

This took him like 10 years? of research?

[@decodolly1535]

Their faces in the thumbnail - looks like it should be from an "I went on the internet and I found this..." segment.

[@therickman1990]

Lets be honest here If a guy buys soap for a car: this mosturises, and protects the clearcoat and strengtens it against UV light and makes dirt stick on it less easy If a guy buys soap for himself: this says 'soap'

[@sasaberi9118]

That thumbnail is the most British thing ever.

[@morphyon]

God, I miss them and the show

[@kylenetherwood8734]

@@kaisersaltyvonsaltenburg3298 They don't make it anymore

[@morphyon]

@@kaisersaltyvonsaltenburg3298 I know, I know, but it's not the same anymore

[@jazzman1626]

I watched the present day Top Gear and tried to like it more, but it’s just an ordinary car program without these three. They are trying their best, but the banter isn’t the same and the silliness is nowhere nearly as good.

[@Cygnus0lor]

@@kylenetherwood8734 What do you mean they don't make it? Grand Tour is on Amazon Prime and still running... There's also Drivetribe.

[@enzo--LoL]

@@Cygnus0lor something different about grand tour though, it never grew on me as much as their top gear years. I didn't like the colours they had in the beginning and them loosing the "documentary-style" in favor of filming 4k. And for some reason the banter didn't seem as genuine and a lot of the jokes felt wooden. Also the script with grand tour is way more obvious and its storytelling often ill paced and clunky. It's weird how none of the grand tour specials can compare to the top gear specials (asides the India one -which wasn't great). Also conversation street felt as genuine as american stand up comedy, they made the worst bit of tg even worse (star in average priced car -> celebrity f-off) and got rid off the challenges entirely. Which made some of the most iconic moment of the trio (e.g. James listening to techno, Clarksons architectural digest citroen). I feel like the restrictions of the BBC and their financial limits helped their creativity and that they are overwhelmed with their possibilities on amazon.

[@ardjeg.2896]

I learn sooooo much from these guys. Every new episode of top gear is a master class for me.

[@raconbacon]

"Soap is soap" And thus a meme was born

[@AlexGNR]

"Soap is Soap" Facts right there IQ 100000000

[@deanmoncaster]

I bought a reliant Robin handbag for my misses, it only has 3/4 of a strap

[@UrAnUsAtUrNuS]

Hammond: Soap is soap. May: QUACK!

[@juju5568]

I don't own a car anymore, but just think this is 1 of my favourite programmes. Enjoy every moment of Men behaving badly.

[@ClarinoI]

They did this purely because May wanted his heterosexuality acknowledged unambiguously after years of gay jokes. He was getting seriously tired of it, and was probably getting a lot of advances from men.

[@angus823]

Idk whether to believe you or not

[@ClarinoI]

@@angus823 I can't tell you how I'm going to be up all night worrying about whether or not you believe me.

[@Gordanovich02]

Okay but in the realms of straightness I can't think of anything gayer than ballet correspondence.

[@angus823]

@@ClarinoI i can't tell you how i'm going to be up all night worrying about whether or not you believe me that i believe you

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

@@mortechrome it wouldn't. That's the point. Mentioning it would seem to contradict the accusations of homosexuality. In any case, that's reading too much into it, it's just a joke.

[@jeremyfong5684]

“Go on then, buy your wife some Swarfega”

[@chesterstevens8870]

My ex-wife was 4'3", for our one-year anniversary I bought her a stepladder. She did me one better, though. For our three-year anniversary she got me a stein with a picture of her on it. "Great," I says. "So you won't let me drink, and you won't let me hang out with my friends who DO drink. But on the off-chance I ever get to have beer again; you gave me a Stein to remind me of why I'm drinking! Thanks, Bae!"

[@hippityhoppity5035]

Did you date a fucking child mate

[@chesterstevens8870]

She had a degenerative disease that caused a calcium deficiency, which meant her legs weren't strong enough to support her body. Instead of being wheelchair-bound she opted to have her legs surgically shortened. It's a bit insensitive of both of you to automatically label me a pedophile with zero context. You should both be a bit more open-minded. :^)

[@chesterstevens8870]

@A real bisexual petrol-head And would you look at that! A real-life pervert trying to act like a moral arbiter! Wonders never cease!

[@jacobg5122]

@A real bisexual petrol-head You know short people exist, right? Like, even if not for the surgery he mentioned above this, there are adults that short. You sound like a jackass right now.

[@purplecoffinman8510]

@@jacobg5122 I think he was continuing the joke

[@MysteriousDrJ]

That dubbed audiance gasp sound at 1:32 was used multiple times in the TG studio segments over the multiple series and its very annoying lol.

[@FarmYardGaming]

Yeah, I hated that quite a lot. Felt a tad more fake than usual dubs.

[@gaoeykreg]

Indeed. A friend of mine managed to eventually get tickets to the audience in about 2008 - albeit stood at the back - and said most of the laughing you hear on TV is dubbed afterwards. When you think about it, unless you’re stood at the front which was always reserved for the best looking women, you were basically standing around watching a conversation on TV screens in the distance.

[@keyboardwarrior327]

Clearly the editors weren't anticipating the internet and that we would be able to watch these clips back to back and over and over again and notice these things. I've noticed lines that were dubbed in a few episodes as well when wearing headphones.

[@gaoeykreg]

@@keyboardwarrior327 Yeah!

[@saintniccage2818]

Cause awkward silence makes great tv

[@ratscoot]

Saw this today on International Womens day.

[@rhaegal5650]

For some reason I never imagined James’s girlfriend

[@EntertainmentCheese2022]

Yup, been with Sarah Frater ever since 2000

[@mrpicky1868]

you cant replicate that BBC)

[@meemdoggoriginallongdrink]

Mr incredible: soap is soap

[@NathanielWhittoUpdates]

Recommended on Mother's Day

[@technicplayer7299]

0:32

[@freddouglas6935]

I didnt know handbags had seasons either tbh

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

Nor did I. I'm pretty sure most men don't.

[@scottwallace5239]

I knew clothes went by season, but handbags? Really

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

@@scottwallace5239 the things that women do

[@jeremyfong5684]

“What, at certain times of the year I can shoot handbags??”

[@akhilmuraleedhar5042]

This has aged well

[@markcf83]

You mean there's a season for handbags. Classic May......

[@rayphillips6060]

The woman in the stripey top directly behind Hammond's left shoulder is really cute

[@andybryant1772]

Just buy her flowers.

[@mikehunt7810]

Only so many times you can buy flowers. Trust me

[@mojojojo911]

When life was normal: Coronavirus was not yet invented People weren't on lockdowns Grand tour didnt exist I looked forward to every episode of top gear

[@XH1927]

When life was normal: idiots weren't in a germophobe panic over literally nothing. FIFY.

[@samahita-vca]

@@XH1927 lol can't wait to see you getting one.

[@dewayneeddiecozart8739]

What's the brand of soap Jeremy Clarkson mentioned?

[@travism8597]

Which episode / season was this ?

[@msdsmti7678]

35 subs. 35 comments. Thanos is impressed by this perfectly balanced state..

[@Ypog_UA]

still balanced at 42

[@MirzaAhmed89]

65 and 93 now.

[@SunnyIntervalsORG]

Wait, what if she did actually want a power drill?

[@billwellington4339]

Note to self: Buy ex a handbag with Skidmarks.....

[@itsremaine]

Dude soap is soap

[@TheForgottenScotsman]

0:34

[@jam1723]

Season and Episode Numbers please

[@a526003b]

Is Hammond wearing a pearl necklace?

[@Mr_Miracle]

How did James get a ballet gf

[@TheForgottenScotsman]

Lectured her about American Lawnmowers then into the bedroom

[@paulmoore394]

I think James is actually quite good at ballet

[@haroldkane9714]

Did Jeremy say his wife?poor cow

[@chrisp4170]

....at the time....

[@EntertainmentCheese2022]

Yeah... Not anymore

[@metalpunk2864]

Remember kids: *SOAP IS SOAP*

[@kaidavidsonpool2315]

Swarfega 😂

[@TheVocalMale]

Don't buy things for women unless of course they reciprocate - after all they can use the divorce settlement. Hahaha

[@georgejacob3162]

So are the makers of this handbag trying to tell us that the Camaro is a girl's car then?

[@isaacridge4493]

It includes hairdryers

[@ryanford5387]

Soap is soap

[@motanelustelistu]

1:59 Why is hamster so horrified about some skid marks :| ? They're tire marks,For the love of GOD,not another penis :| ...

[@SomeGuy-sj1ly]

Its come-air-oh

[@skrillah6259]

I read it as buying women for things

[@lieutenantbigz938]

Arabic society in a nutshell

[@palmer9115]

Sometimes I dyslexic am too time to time from.

[@AlexanderGeorge]

Well alot of people do that don't they

[@dafyddmanton2981]

Just out of interest, why did they get a semi-literate oaf to compose the sub-titles?

[@crombajaa]

is this video before his wife cheated on him?

[@jjack3136]

Women am i right?

[@BeautifulAngelBlossom]

Soap is not soaps if not smells of vanilla or strawberry or berry's then I donf want that soap and I very picky when comes to my hand bags

[@BeautifulAngelBlossom]

@@LitoGeorge Not Really the soap i use that smells like berries are only 4$ But there is Difference in soaps . Same thing with Laundry Soap . few brands break me out same thing with body soap . but like things to be soft

[@LitoGeorge]

@@BeautifulAngelBlossom hmmm - that is different to what you said originally about smells being the make or break factor.

[@BeautifulAngelBlossom]

@@LitoGeorge it does i got smell like like berries and vanilla , the soap can be cheap so i not that high maintenance . I got have what i want . i mostly buy my stuff

[@TheRagingStorm98]

So Camaro seat handbag is that a Yay or Nay from you?

[@BeautifulAngelBlossom]

@@TheRagingStorm98 no has be purple

[@intorsusvolo7834]

Captain Fixit.

[@warlocknote]

Sorry, but English is not my first language so idk what kind of soap they were talking about.

[@darrennash353]

Swarfega its an industrial soap that mechanics for example use to get oil and grease off their hands.

[@laughingcures8563]

If this was on air today all the women would be triggered!

[@mikehunt7810]

All good suggestions but I'm afraid the one thing you should never buy a woman is lingerie.

[@johnpotts9940]

Im thankful that the new top gear is way better than the old top gear I didn't like these 3 over paid tossers flintoff McGuiness and Harris are awesome as the presenters I'm just gutted that the series is finished Harris driving colin McCray 95 winning subura the only thing I can do now is wait until next series

[@OutreRim]

I read this on April fools day so your opinion is irrelevant

[@johnpotts9940]

@@OutreRim you sound like my ex wife

[@GuninGames]

1:41 James got hard

[@ItsNotFrey]

Tbh I didn't need to see that.

[@jamesfisher5233]

ObliviousSmash see what? I’m lost 😂😂

[@ItsNotFrey]

@@jamesfisher5233 I didn't need to imagine how *erect* James would look like.

[@jamesfisher5233]

ObliviousSmash I can’t see anything?