"You didn't say we weren't allowed to bring a Jaguar propelled van." Fair point.
@michaelkowal32305 жыл бұрын
They didn't even tell Richard about the Jaguar engine
@IronReptile4 жыл бұрын
its okay because he got a JAAAAAAAGGGG
@bearmarco19443 жыл бұрын
@@IronReptile JAG-WHAR
@Soul_404.2 жыл бұрын
You didn’t say I couldn’t cheat at school
@imstupid8804 жыл бұрын
"It's upside down!" "Yes, but it won't be when you're back home!"
@MS-jc4ir4 жыл бұрын
Glad to see somebody got that down under reference
@RabbiHerschel4 жыл бұрын
Love your profile pic.
@badreedinedjellali13283 жыл бұрын
I think the purposely did that to the Australian
@ps2bndled3 жыл бұрын
Their humor is a decade ahead of its time.
@foxtrot49943 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it??
@iant72010 жыл бұрын
"Slightly Turbo-Charged" Probably my all time favorite Top Gear quote!
@grisznik9 жыл бұрын
Ian Thompson One of my favorites here is Bruce's quote 'what the hell is in that van...'
@appelpower19 жыл бұрын
+grisznik Or 'You could've warned me, I had the shock of my life', though that's largely because of Hammond's delivery of the line.
@grisznik9 жыл бұрын
appelpower1 Yeah, but 'what the hell is in that van' is the winner for me, the timbre of the voice, the disbelief...
@appelpower19 жыл бұрын
grisznik Well, it's probably the better of the two...
@grisznik9 жыл бұрын
appelpower1 Everyone can have their favorite, I'm just explaining why this wins for me, over the other one :)
@plv14803 жыл бұрын
I am watching this in Australia and it must have been very difficult for the UK guys to drive upside down.
@mogul12 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@TheHoggcast2 жыл бұрын
Definitely underrated.
@Elitist20 Жыл бұрын
Or to shower daily.
@MrTheDaveeee11 жыл бұрын
I love how Jodie Kidd yelled "Hammond!" like Jeremy does
@SephSora10 жыл бұрын
"You coulda warned me i got the shock of my life" - my favourite hammond line ever xD
@loerex211 жыл бұрын
"it's upside down! yes but it wont, when you go home and watch it on tv!" LOLOLOL Jeremy is hilarious
@spidi1509 жыл бұрын
I like how James tries to grab the steering-wheel at 4:25 :D
@carsoftallinn32529 жыл бұрын
+spidi150 hahahhhahahhaha
@_-xce-_49506 жыл бұрын
@@cniial7959 4:29*
@swedish_meatbaII5 жыл бұрын
Also that... Airhorn "drugged Airhorn"
@MarkyMark2Hi5 жыл бұрын
Twice 😂
@somestarman8923 жыл бұрын
So true
@ashleyden24618 жыл бұрын
I'm Australian and I still like the British top gear hosts way more
@jiren25258 жыл бұрын
everyone does
@johnsabu54068 жыл бұрын
Ash Leyden I think every one dose
@simoncole1756 жыл бұрын
apart from the new top gear hosts for uk!!!
@Spidehman6 жыл бұрын
(: ¡uᴉɐʇᴉɹq ɯoɹɟ ǝɹǝɥʇ ollǝH
@aporyptix57436 жыл бұрын
I agree the new top gear sucks i liked the british one better
@BWithMist7 жыл бұрын
2:30 "we are racing against the flat earth society". So much lolz
@saatanakettu75146 жыл бұрын
BWithMist they would be right way up if earth was flat...
@_NikkyD_6 жыл бұрын
It's kinda scary when you think about it
@hybridfumez62046 жыл бұрын
@@_NikkyD_ iluminati
@ladydixon96515 жыл бұрын
Which is really ironic considering the Flat Earth society doesn't believe Australia exist and that all Australian's are actors paid by NASA
@hybridfumez62045 жыл бұрын
@@ladydixon9651 thats because they r
@SR71ABCD11 жыл бұрын
The best speech WHAT THE HELL IS IN THAT VAN!
@timbecile70065 жыл бұрын
'slow down! You're not a racing driver, you're a photographer'!
@EBellrally3 жыл бұрын
Kids
@TheJboy8812 жыл бұрын
Hammond's reaction when that van went super-fast was just priceless.
@Kheldarren13 жыл бұрын
I love how they crash into each other more than into anything else, across all episodes.
@M.g_marcum7 жыл бұрын
Jeremy, richard, and James will always be the only true top gear hosts
@declanstewart17yearsago357 жыл бұрын
They need to put those double decked cars in GTA online
@JingleBombzz7 жыл бұрын
Like a new race mode or something.
@S.Heaney6 жыл бұрын
And all vehicles that appeared in that TV show (Leaning Tower Citroën, Peel P50, Electric Car etc).
@S.Heaney6 жыл бұрын
@@mariodacostamosteiro7262 Oh yeah, but it would be more funnier if they make more vehicles similar to some Top Gear cars.
@_GhostMiner5 жыл бұрын
They are in WreckFest :))
@bulkbogan58494 жыл бұрын
i was thinking about that too while watching lol
@bombadilian8 жыл бұрын
'You could have warned me, I got the shock of my life!' Clearly Hammond didn't see anything unusual in a Ford Transit with XJ220 wheels, then.
@firstescobar68632 жыл бұрын
It's like a Transit skin for the XJ220
@Trag1cVision4 жыл бұрын
I love how they got to the point where the Top Gear team just wanted to beat each other.
@johnwilliamson55014 жыл бұрын
I love how surprised hammond was. "You could've warned me!"
@MrHenhen510 жыл бұрын
The Van's engine was not stock, but it's ok, because the engine was from a Jaaaaag... Top Gear reference
@Bav-s30z7 ай бұрын
The cornerstone of British engineering. 2 worlds clashing together:- The villainous charisma of the Jaaaaaag owner and charm of a transit driving tradesman.
@Mikeb1001Ай бұрын
@@Bav-s30zThe 2 aren’t mutually exclusive. Doing a shoddy job in the Tranny during the week before going out in the Jaaag on the weekend
@LoogiTheDino8 жыл бұрын
1:09 "I'll prove to you it is *an van*
@atilaszlo82886 жыл бұрын
Luigi2012SM64 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😳😳
@lilcatgaming16276 жыл бұрын
*_funny_*
@edgiestofcars6 жыл бұрын
Grammar 101 with Jeremy Clarkson
@venerablebastard20645 жыл бұрын
It's a bit late for telling, but as far as I know, it's Jeremy's way of delivery. He really have the habit of using "an" rather incorrectly. I guess, that way, he could stress more whatever the object is that he's going to tell. And in fairness, pragmatically, people will understand what he's saying without any problem. It's spoken, anyway...not written.
@joshbell28765 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaa
@MegaTamer1118 жыл бұрын
This videos proves how superior uk top gear is, in a comedic way.
@GenericUsername-qp1ww8 жыл бұрын
I'd still rather watch Auzzie TG than American TG
@bonkersllama7 жыл бұрын
This entire episode was basically just putting the Aussies in their place
@HappyLarry.4 жыл бұрын
@@bonkersllama "in their place"? If you gotta cheat to prove you're better, you're not very good xD
@monkeydui72414 жыл бұрын
@HappyLarry in what ways was there cheating?
@HappyLarry.4 жыл бұрын
@@monkeydui7241 ...what?
@moharithgaming610710 жыл бұрын
It is slightly turbocharged
@ToaOfFusion5 жыл бұрын
"We're racing against the Flat Earth Society." This show is so quotable.
@EvolNioxis5 жыл бұрын
Being upside down for a long time can get real dangerous real fast. I'm surprised nothing happened to them.
@willch.22593 жыл бұрын
In truth, they felt like they were back home.
@massimoricciardi62023 жыл бұрын
It gives you motion sickness not good.
@scuckplexity2 жыл бұрын
But they lived in Australia tho so it's normal for them
@miraveta Жыл бұрын
It takes hours and hours for blood to pool in your head and your heart to suffer from the stress
@simontay4851 Жыл бұрын
ReaLLY not real.
@Bammer20014 жыл бұрын
5:30 *Darryn, just shut up and DRIVE!* 😂
@Firemarioflower11 жыл бұрын
The van had actually Jaguar XJ220 rims on its wheels as well.
@toypop9610 жыл бұрын
In fairness, the version shown on Australian TV actually had them point out that the wheels looked familiar.
@Firemarioflower10 жыл бұрын
INEEDNAWZZZ Good of you to tell
@Jabber-ig3iw7 жыл бұрын
Rims on its wheels? You mean it has xj220 wheels
@TargetHippo12 жыл бұрын
"It even managed to beat you while carrying an engine in the back." XD
@UTNerd2410 жыл бұрын
I'm Australian, and I am just gonna say straight up, the Australian Top Gear was TERRIBLE! US, OZ, And Korea should just leave the experts at the UK to do their job. ...Mind you, I did get a few laughs from Shane Jacobson.
@appelpower110 жыл бұрын
I guess they're still better than TGUS...
@abramo77004 жыл бұрын
they’re just bland. not bad just bland.
@gaocheng14 жыл бұрын
American top gear wasn't as awful as people say it was. it's just worse than uk top gear
@calus_bath_water4 жыл бұрын
@@gaocheng1 not bad, just worse than every other top gear
@Oli-Johnson3 жыл бұрын
I'm from the UK and its not that we do it best, it's that JC RH & JM did it best. The new top gear without them is rubbish.
@SimonDanellPiano4 жыл бұрын
I don't even care about cars. I'm the type that says "it's a blue one" when someone asks about a car brand... but this is one of my favourite shows.
@fairplayfairman6 жыл бұрын
“Look at his hair!” “We are...” 😂
@iant72010 жыл бұрын
I came here for the Van!
@mardamek312 жыл бұрын
"what if you bang for fast twice? that's like slower" - "leave a pause". that's classic Top Gear, the kind of stuff that gives this show its flavor and the kind of stuff that keeps us tuned in :)
@91myroc9 жыл бұрын
"You've broken my window!" 😂 😂 Says no XJ40 owner ever haha.
@paulamccormack898 жыл бұрын
08719823838 PAUIA CAII me how Vodafone going soon most misses
@TheMasterkaan7 жыл бұрын
"You could've warned me, I had the shock of my life". Hahaha
@apabulldog6 жыл бұрын
5:25 THAT’S UNBELIEVABLE IVE GOT NO HANDS! 😂😂
@Bammer20014 жыл бұрын
Barron, just shut up and drive!! 😂
@o_blivian Жыл бұрын
"I'VE GOT NO HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -waves both hands around-
@coolcoconuts44536 жыл бұрын
Top Gear Australia is the only other Top Gear worth watching other than the originals
@Ouski9 жыл бұрын
Who mutilated an XJ220 to make that van?
@1994TeeJay19949 жыл бұрын
***** It was a Jaguar test bench for the V6, according to Google.
@WolfTheDog9 жыл бұрын
***** I'd mutilate one of those hideous travesties any day. Worst car ever put out by Jaguar.
@furret5009 жыл бұрын
+PastaOverseer As far as Im aware, that engine now powers an Ice Cream van made by the same guy
@Ouski9 жыл бұрын
Tyrm Lmao
@Adennos7 жыл бұрын
+Taylor Wenslow Blasphemy !!
@JamesAH112 жыл бұрын
I love how they all forget about the turbo when Hammond says they could of warned him, they're just like a bunch of mates haha
@DeeComrade13 жыл бұрын
-"Are you the ones who are looking for a driver for a bank job?" -"Is that your van over there?" -"...ye?" -"You hired"
@bythecliff6 ай бұрын
2:23 The greatest upside down joke of all time
@dudepool75305 жыл бұрын
Wow... this clip reminds me of my old van days so much... beating a car no one expected me to in a race, sharing driving duties... except we sat in the same seat, person on the right hand side steered that way, and operated the gas. the left was brake, and left turns. It actually worked quite well, though we never did it on a busy street, or in live traffic. Always late at night, on a barely used road. It was also really roomy inside, and whoever was on the right was always prepared to jump off, and leave it to the right. Man, I did some really stupid shit as a kid... Like parking-lot surfing. Stupid, but so much fun!
@bassplayer13713 жыл бұрын
i really love how the aussies take this waaaay to serious
@commenter86402 жыл бұрын
Darren Lions freaking out is the best reaction ever 🤣🤣🤣
@utr54853 жыл бұрын
Wow, I can’t believe how bad the Australians were, they only had to go against a “slightly turbocharged” van and in the second challenge we let them be on their right orientation.
@pbfloyd1310 жыл бұрын
When are we gonna see UK vs US, or UK vs Korea?. Come on producers those are a ratings gold.
@pbfloyd1310 жыл бұрын
P.S. Top Gear vs Fifth Gear, come on its so obvious!
@alessandrotec617910 жыл бұрын
pbfloyd13 lets make a challenge where the presenters from fifth gear can only use fifth gear and make them race an 8 gear car XD
@thayyibmahmood402510 жыл бұрын
Ukvs us is coming this season
@pbfloyd139 жыл бұрын
I guess never... :'(
@MrGolferjoseph9 жыл бұрын
pbfloyd13 We can't have UK vs US or anyone vs US because if the Americans will get offended, if you make a joke about their precious country.
@FB2K613 жыл бұрын
James reaching for the wheel at 4:27 is hilarious!
@dewamadesuryaweda72546 ай бұрын
Everytime I watch this again, I'd always finds it funny even the subtle reference of the XJ220 rims fitted to the Ford Transit😂
@peanuts210513 жыл бұрын
I love the endless banter between Australia and England. It keeps both nations in check! Strewth
@Shakes-Off-Fear Жыл бұрын
“Bruce” “Nigel”
@aaronscheer813010 жыл бұрын
4:29 James is searching for his steering wheel :D
@tomcarlson793211 жыл бұрын
LAWL "It is slightly turbocharged..."
@gracelord64767 жыл бұрын
Fun fact for you Darren Lyons is now (or was until recently) the mayor of one of the largest towns in the Australian state of Victoria.
@satriar13 жыл бұрын
UK Top Gear rulesss !!! love to watch all their reviews
@leoverrilli74986 жыл бұрын
Ha! I'm Australian and I still don't know who to go for when I watch this! 😂
@videowilliams9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I always get that up-down thing confused when I go to Europe.
@Poud26 жыл бұрын
videowilliams that might explain that guy I saw walking on the ceiling in that hotel in Warsaw.
@chilldude304 жыл бұрын
@@Poud2 that or the LSD
@WeneedHQvideos13 жыл бұрын
Finally Top gear in Full hd !
@lukezhang30173 жыл бұрын
As an Australian, I can confirm the Australian car that the upside down car idea is genius. I can finally see cars in the right way up.
@Shakes-Off-Fear Жыл бұрын
I know! It’s a bit exhausting having to watch Top Gear upside down all the time. It was very kind of them to turn the Aussies the correct way up.
@ItsRizkyAri4 жыл бұрын
1:42 That Laugh 🤣
@NilsMcCloud5 жыл бұрын
1:07 You can tell the Aussie lot have already seen the writing on the wall when they noticed the rims on the van.
@lorddarlo6194 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the guy who was looking at them said what's this. And then they all asked what is that that must have known that Jaguar XJ220 wheels and then thought no it can't be and sure enough they were right.
@S4KCx Жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure every single person on set knew about the van having a xj220 engine in it before they saw the wheels.
@jadenkhor4 ай бұрын
"With the Aussies the right way up..." I was howling 😆
@Rekker13 жыл бұрын
Still one of the best episodes of top gear.
@SamuelSantos_ Жыл бұрын
A Jag-powered van vs. a Corvette-powered ute, fair fight
@Holden30813 жыл бұрын
"It says Jaguar.....and its turb...two!" LOL
@bennnnn2642 жыл бұрын
this is just 7 and three quarter minutes of ashes sledging and i love it.
@1EvilDogProductions13 жыл бұрын
The van with the turbo charged jaguar engine is one of my favourite clips from top gear :D
@soltera3 ай бұрын
Top Gear UK found great playmates with Top Gear Australia. The challenge with Top Gear Germany was great too, but these guys can throw banter at each other mercilessly and just have a good laugh and good time.
@isabella24723 жыл бұрын
“with the Aussies the right way up” yes.
@RippedJolt13 жыл бұрын
How could people possibly dislike this?
@BiFFaR6 жыл бұрын
At 4:08, that sound in the background is from the music in Diablo II Act-2 town music. Hah.
@ThomasWilliams8912 жыл бұрын
"It even managed to beat you whilst carrying an engine in the back" lol
@ajrox9998 жыл бұрын
3:17 ITS THE MAYOR OF GEELONG!
@3dgar7eandro4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe there where actually driving upside-down 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👏👏👌👌👌
@senna28 жыл бұрын
"I'll prove to you that it is AN van"
@NONOOBZ4EVR12 жыл бұрын
the expression of the guy who blew the horn is so sincere
@Squiddy2008 жыл бұрын
This is the real top gear and one of the many reasons I wont be watching the new "top gear" RIP. :(
@kyewilson78377 жыл бұрын
Squiddy200 what about the gt show?
@cakenbolls4423 жыл бұрын
@@kyewilson7837 I'm from the future and it It has ended
@louiskelly16713 жыл бұрын
“That’s not a van. Did you see the look on Nigel’s face when it took off?”
@armycadet20914 жыл бұрын
0:42 that proves that earth is round.
@WernerKlorand8 жыл бұрын
I immediately recognised the XJ 220 wheel caps ... this used to be my dream car when i was a kid!
@7stefan7vn13 жыл бұрын
I like all the tog gears from all the countries. They are all interesting in their own way.
@usern4meunavailable13 жыл бұрын
I knew somethings up when I saw that xtra-wide rear tires on that van at 0:05... Wish my van had that engine...
@DailyDriver.13 жыл бұрын
this looks like so much fun! i love top gear
@remuskiljunen65704 ай бұрын
Even with the best script, Top Gear wouldn’t have been that entertaining without Jeremy, James and Richard
@Baatis1511 жыл бұрын
Series 16, Episode 2 ;)
@rainbowsixproplays27497 жыл бұрын
you're the best
@Dethphunk13 жыл бұрын
Top Gear UK vs Top Gear USA Richard Hammond vs Adam Ferrera James May vs Rutledge Wood Jeremy Clarkson vs Tanner Foust Alternatively I would like to see a full blown, no holds barred race between UK Stig against Foust. With Stig driving a McLaren MP4-12C against Foust in a Viper SRT-10 (hardcore package).
@theowl23410 жыл бұрын
Top gear olympics U.K vs Korea vs Germany vs AUS vs China vs U.S.A
@SunsetfearOFFICIAL3 жыл бұрын
4:09 i feel lightheaded even seeing these men upside down
@TheSilleren113 жыл бұрын
lol I love the way the british top gear is doing everything so much better! and even more awesome and funny to xD
@mitchellongwei13 жыл бұрын
Nice one Jezza, it even managed to beat you while carrying an engine in the back. LOL
@Dennizzz11913 жыл бұрын
"What the hell is in that van?!"
@CareToLaxBrah12 жыл бұрын
couldn't agree more, i'm an american and every time i click on a top gear video and its the US version it's like getting rick rolled
@Scorpioneus9 жыл бұрын
Edd China made the "double cars".
@noka795 жыл бұрын
Really?. Thanks for sharing
@Hermes8A8A3 жыл бұрын
"It even managed to beat you while carrying an engine in the back"
@GenericUsername-qp1ww7 жыл бұрын
could someone explain the whole Nigel and Bruce thing?
@minimoorey6 жыл бұрын
Finding Nemo
@shrekonstedz34696 жыл бұрын
Stereotypical names for uk and aus males in their opinion
@earlofsmeg4 жыл бұрын
Bruce: It's upside down. Nigel: Yes. But it won't be when you get home... 😂 😂 😂 😂
@kingofthedaddys80128 жыл бұрын
New Top Gear VS The Grand Tour (make it happen)
@cyburgin8 жыл бұрын
New Top Gear would get obliterated.
@EpicThe1127 жыл бұрын
New top gear will win because they have Chris Harris and The Grand tour for series 2 has lost Mike Skinner the American
@EpicThe1125 жыл бұрын
@@cyburgin I don't think so because doing so you would have Abby Eaton face against Chris Harris a more experienced race car driver to much Chris Harris would end up winning
@HCR_CA1511 жыл бұрын
I want BBC to do ashes again with three TopGear shows from UK,Aussies and USA.it will be heroic brutally challenge
@juanaltredo297410 жыл бұрын
brits and aussies are great at banter, when theres americans and brits its not the same, (some) americans are so thin skinned, they cannot take a joke about their precious country. Not to say there arent americans who can take a joke, but its not as usual as with aussies or brits who dont take themselves as seriously
@Chino567519 жыл бұрын
+juan altredo not true. We love jokes..about everyone else. Or France
@juanaltredo29749 жыл бұрын
Agent Washington belgium is a fair target, no one gets upset when you make a joke about belgium, not even the belgians. The brits have been making jokes about the belgians for centuries, and the ones who laugh the hardest at those jokes are the belgians themselves, saves them from oblivion
@juanaltredo29749 жыл бұрын
Chayton Ruijsenaars americans have many virtues, but laughing at their own nationality the way the english and aussies do, its not amongst them
@Chino567519 жыл бұрын
i do that too
@nathanyt65276 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I'm a german and we do jokes about our country. (Also when we don't got the greatest past)
@joshuazasso4315 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only Aussie that never saw Australian top gear? I just watched DVDs of the British version growing up
@briwicklab11 жыл бұрын
u know the other problem with other topgear. the hosts r too cooperative and clever while uk's hosts try to kill each other and blithering idiot + james may's "oh cock" that'd be sarcasticly brilliant.
@pietrosal96292 жыл бұрын
Can't believe Aussies just straight accepted to Drive upside down hahaha