Nissan GT-R Vs Michelle Jenneke | Top Gear Festival Sydney

Which is faster - a Nissan GT-R or an Australian hurdler? Jeremy attempts to find the answer...
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[@phiutubeful]

“The winner is the least run over” Her: Visible concern

[@paulpv7]

confusion

[@kepyyy5766]

@@paulpv7 no no, she completely understood that by his meaning she'd get runover, and that's concerning

[@Xanatos712]

If Clarkson was behind the wheel, I'd be concerned too.

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

@@Xanatos712 at least it wasn't Hammond.

[@kierandobb928]

@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 If it was Hammond they'd have fire crews waiting

[@yourtoastershandemover2211]

"But I'm not a gentleman." *accidentally hits her while reversing*

[@sandenson]

*_Accidently_*

[@urinetrouble0543]

“ACCIDENTALLY”

[@venkatnikhil2622]

Accidentally

[@M1Z13_98]

ACCIDENTISM

[@greestudios3309]

sarbull r/madlads

[@hamsterminator]

I've never read the word Australia so many times.

[@terrortoby47]

haha same

[@FarmYardGaming]

Here's another. Australia.

[@sanskar6639]

Now I understand 👌

[@APrimitiveEvolution]

LOL

[@pali3329]

ohh no

[@Smacktalk007]

She wasn’t warming up she was also setting up her launch control 🤣

[@jab2ez]

Lmbo

[@fonsy8617]

Lmbo

[@triplem1812]

@@jab2ez What means Lmbo ? Leveraged Management Buy-Out ? I'm not english

[@jab2ez]

@@triplem1812 Laughing my butt off. It is the tame version of Lmao.

[@W1ckedRcL]

She setup my launch control..

[@EUCLlD]

2:59 That was his plan all along?? This guy's genius, its almost frightening

[@zukadacoolestgames5087]

@Federal Bureau of Investigation what are you doing fbi? she is 17!!!

[@HalalHistory]

@@zukadacoolestgames5087 they do not have the power in other countries, so they decided to praise him instead

[@1GateWay2Heaven]

@@zukadacoolestgames5087 perfectly legal here in the UK

[@iamphoenix6310]

@@zukadacoolestgames5087 maybe 10 years ago she was

[@fahkrudin98]

@@zukadacoolestgames5087 Oh no!! Anyway

[@corylake5197]

Now the real question: Which one costs more to ride?

[@KityKatKiller]

Are they actually both buyable? I coul imagine the Nissan beeing sold out...

[@Root_180]

Johntra Volta sorry but i had to

[@alonecomplexe]

the woman ofc...once youre in the contract (Marriage) and wanna return it she usually get 50% of all you had....a GTR not

[@cornellwesselius8674]

@@glamglem1227 no its funny

[@AJ-dx6bn]

You can ride one of them for life

[@f13ryfox71]

So apparently there was a gtr in the video... I can't believe I missed it

[@R32-x9g]

So apparently there was a girl in the video... I can't believe I missed it.

[@philurbanski]

😅😂

[@mezalong]

So you immediately skipped to 0:56

[@yousaywotm8593]

XD

[@funkystickman99]

So... you just saw the word "Australia" the whole time?

[@lordofthesticks0]

i was expecting for it to be a gag where the GTR ran out of gas midway and then jeremy got out and ran as fast as he could

[@abdullahkhalil9930]

This should be added in the new grand tour season

[@kostya_phoenix]

That would be hilarious!

[@theoneed2051]

I need to see that gag!

[@salvyballacc]

Oh theres definitely going to be some gagging that's for sure

[@webgpu]

now, That instead would be really awesome.

[@anunayashahi1134]

50% comments: Car? What car? 50% comments: Girl? What girl?

[@Ryan-xu7sh]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@yxngfyque]

I'm inevitable

[@Ryan-xu7sh]

And I...... Am Iron man

[@yxngfyque]

*Snaps*

[@Ryan-xu7sh]

Army begins to dust

[@BP-fx3qc]

I'll take home whoever loses.

[@oniyous2619]

i see this as an absolute win

[@BP-fx3qc]

@@oniyous2619 hey you dont have to take 1st place in order to win sometimes.

[@theace228]

Win-win situation, if you get the car you can get more girls

[@PabloEscobar-hi4zl]

If you get more girls you get less cars.

[@califaern3sto]

Its a win win either way

[@viditjain2653]

Me: She's hot Them: The car or the girl? Me: Yes

[@vizyblation3303]

Perfectxxx

[@litete2512]

Me, an intellectual: the weather

[@Shaftheman]

@@litete2512 ahahaha

[@JohnSmith-294]

Thousand like

[@abstract0014]

@@litete2512 lol

[@Cutter-jx3xj]

I had a football coach in the 70s that held records for speed in his college yrs. He would bet some jock who had a hopped up muscle car to a race. 50 yards. Always $20, that was decent cash in the 70s. He padded his wallet fast. While they were trying to get off the line without losing traction he was already finished. I saw this A LOT of times.

[@Jon14141]

Damn

[@AudioGardenSlave123]

I was expecting the whole thing to be a gag where the race starts and the car just slowly follows the girl for Jeremy to watch her run.

[@richardnixon8678]

that would've been funnier indeed

[@SuperErikRoss]

Yea much better !!!!

[@TheNewton]

Maybe in the early 2000s

[@isaacbanks6371]

I'm glad they did an actual race.

[@hurtigheinz3790]

I also thought it would be a joke where the car just stands there while she runs because a car alone can't win a race against a human - you also need a driver. Yeah, I'm fun at parties - at least the ones in my head, which are the only ones I'm occasionaly invited to.

[@XSevenSonata]

I seriously was expecting the car to turn around. Reverse seems cheating.

[@rendrix6826]

Agreed, I was expecting a slick 180 drift.

[@SirMangler]

it may be a safety thing. if the car whipped around when the women was also at the 50 meter line, it could get pretty close to her. Obviously a good driver would be fine but it's a higher risk than simply going in a straight line.

[@brookeking8559]

@@SirMangler I was concerned about the horrible potential for a close call or worse until Clarkson said he would use reverse. Of course, the producers were ahead of me on safety.

[@DavidS-mi8nh]

it's probs a bit slower in reverse aswell

[@Sahl0]

yes

[@daymin4596]

Next: A kid on a trycicle VS NASA space shuttle

[@GoEvenHarder]

omg lmao

[@itsBepizz]

I'm betting my money on the kid

[@kolelokaram8541]

They might have, if NASA hadn't retired the shuttle in 2011. An Apollo guy such as yourself should have known that.

[@kolelokaram8541]

@@daymin4596 what is a "joke"?

[@kolelokaram8541]

@@daymin4596 r/woooosh (this is getting meta)

[@in10minutes79]

This is why i love top gear, they give the answer to the question no one asks...

[@zevongrie1402]

If Jeremy did set that race up just to see her warmup routine, all I can say is well played, good sir!

[@Golfnut_2099]

I would be called a pervert if I set something like that up...

[@SharatS]

@@Golfnut_2099 Well, your name is golf nut.

[@PANZERFAUST90]

great profile picture lol

[@Josh-fj9hi]

No doubt he did

[@StockCarGuy]

Jeremy is a city boy XD

[@ash-shahidjumlail8970]

Im seeing Australia bouncing

[@Bryson-ss2yw]

I'm dead

[@itz_korede4854]

🤣🤣

[@baileysmith4744]

Agent Smith, yeah see i was born in 2005, so i have never experienced an earthquake here. i know they happen, but it is very unlikely as we are in the centre of our tectonic plate, which is why it has been since ‘89 that we last had one

[@pawanrohidas1163]

i kinda wanna feel this Australia

[@Jayqo]

Australia isn’t real

[@NS-kc8hb]

Imagine the back lash on referring someone to a ‘Dump truck in leggings’ on tv now days.

[@abdulgaffarsullia5473]

They’d be crying all over the Internet, asking for apologies/bans and claiming this is the problem with the whole world nowadays.

[@muisverriet]

@@abdulgaffarsullia5473 I too love making up imaginary scenarios in my head with things that won't happen.

[@blobW]

@iif its who you ask. Facebook or those sorts of social media. Yes 4chan or other random places. No, they don't give a shit about other people. Why? The on is private the other is not

[@pembo803]

Jeremy also got backlash for shit he said he just didn't care and most people didn't care either

[@elchape7799]

This is australia. No one would care

[@andresd6193]

He was definitely trying to get a hug and striked out big time.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ImadogGarcia]

😄😄😄

[@salvyballacc]

Idk she did get in the car at the end sooo

[@PerryHowell-h9v]

He's not young like he used to be:(

[@josjosmans1077]

Was going to make a "damn so fine and the girl is nice too" joke, but I can't. Girl is too hot. She wins.

[@xem1d64]

simp

[@Breakdown5297]

The woman's OK too

[@AmnesiaForever]

xem1d ok boomer

[@jd3455]

@@AmnesiaForever no u

[@redtarget5275]

You be simpin

[@PT-yn8fe]

1980: I bet they'll be flying cars in the future 2019: *Dishwasher vs Car*

[@センナ-h4c]

That's kinda sexist though

[@collinsiemaszko7007]

Well, in the 20th century women were Seen like that, „the good old days.....“

[@MC-oi2pb]

@@センナ-h4c issa joke

[@tommytromboney8826]

Love Elmo this was in 2014

[@jackhartsough3]

This girl is talented!!! And probably could hire you to do her dishes. Me I would do her dishes for free!!!

[@keeganbarboza207]

He just wanted that hug so bad 2:48 😂😂

[@dv9239]

Who wouldn't lol

[@anupv63]

He would have never washed his shirt. But she was aware of his intentions

[@cameronharris-brown2326]

I knew I wasn’t the only one seeing him strugglin that hard to get a hug 😂😂😂

[@dr1ftclu843]

Wasn’t a hug it’s a gesture

[@weed3950]

T-posing with a subsequent L on the forehead to completely dominate & crush the opponent's spirit

[@reedsawyer5704]

She's a great sport, and she makes EVERYTHING she does look like she's having a great time. Gorgeous lady, and smart, too.

[@BryceAWD]

As a great American once said, She knows exactly what she's doing.

[@Abhishek_B27]

BryceAWD its her choice

[@wadecarnes8159]

AB failed the vibe check

[@BryceAWD]

@Hahaha lmao You know it.

[@BryceAWD]

@@Abhishek_B27 I don't understand.

[@katar1378]

North American?

[@daddy5957]

When you accidentally set the difficulty to "Expert"

[@GuardGolem]

Bird Man?

[@drivernephi170]

GuardGolem No

[@daniloking223]

Ye living on recruit is too ez

[@skyohern2343]

daddy i love how i know exactly what yall are talking about 😂

[@bpcgaming8067]

"A massive dump truck in leggings" I'm dying 🤣

[@batsy_jr]

Imagine saying that now or even tweeting that.

[@The_Devil_Breaker_]

I mean they still got a dump truck in skin-tight shorts

[@michaelnajoan5104]

@@batsy_jr all the 14 year olds Emily will definitely try to cancel him

[@TaxingIsThieving]

Instead they got a massive dump truck in jeans 👴🏻

[@Kittana1498]

@@michaelnajoan5104 and all of us who are mature adults

[@iwannaapple7190]

Wow. she actually kept up with the car for a few seconds from the starting line. Pretty good.

[@Blacktrous]

No turbo lag for humans

[@darrenrussell3695]

Once she started dancing the race was irrelevant.. she wins hands down

[@budzilla6168]

Darren facts

[@infiniteflow9264]

🤣🤣💯👌

[@TITANSofTheEARTH]

You mean as she started her engine. But yes - instant win!

[@Mr7Melon]

Nope

[@R32-x9g]

Until she lost to that magnificent machine.

[@bit_ronic]

me: man i gotta sleep more youtube: car vs woman me: _hmmmmm yes, interesting._

[@gladstone6005]

Hmmm yes... car...

[@s.abhishek1786]

Hmm yes *Bouncing Australia*

[@Dancingdude1234]

In my head i read the hmmm yes, interesting as Jeremy Clarkson

[@phantom_gamer9694]

Yh

[@alexandrechevalbaque]

Exactly me 😂😂

[@haneefshaikh6534]

Girl maintenance is far more expensive than gtr

[@Railey_Pg3d]

i should had brought a nissan GTR instead of a woman

[@michael2305]

Only if you have nothing else to satisfy her with, besides money.

[@installshieldwizard3017]

@@michael2305 Well we don't buy cars to fuck them

[@JJ-gz7qm]

@@installshieldwizard3017 I'd fuck a miata

[@truth2972]

@Guanglai Kangyi Age 15 - girls are useless. That's precious. You're definitely 15. Lol, that girl beats that car hands down.

[@jimmywilson1388]

And the winner will be the one that’s the least ran over…😂🤣 She might have lost the race but she won the beauty contest! 😂

[@NixonsHead]

GT-R is more beautiful

[@jimmywilson1388]

@@NixonsHead 😂🤣

[@yol_n]

@@NixonsHead both are gorgeous

[@Blox117]

she's been ran through more times than a turnstile at a concert

[@luvlyluvly]

Nissan GTR vs A woman 15M Men: *interesting...*

[@mecyjecy]

14M peo... No 14M men interesting.

[@JBMorris9]

mecyjecy No 14M men... no 14m HORNY men interesting.

[@noitmrj4502]

Men's love gtr....

[@DrJangoR9]

For the GT R 👌

[@andreagaylesalazar2757]

I'm a man

[@treyzz8173]

James: Did jeremy made this pointless race just so he can see the warm up routine from michelle we'll never know

[@squarebodyjesus6138]

We can assume so though

[@treyzz8173]

@@supraforyears89 To be honest me too bro

[@julianagil2427]

The answer is yes, yes he did

[@everdedddd153]

Hayır

[@Hexstream]

No, it was all for the cringy hug attempt at the end.

[@SimzGaming]

2:06 he's triggered by the bum 2:48 he wanted to hug her 2:49 she bent down 2:50 he lost it all

[@thelolmaster1997]

2:59 still gets her in the car though cos he's driving a gtr

[@jestnutz]

😂😂😂 lost it all

[@sestoalternativeevo8884]

SYED RAIHAN she thick

[@jestnutz]

barstard played it off slick. .. recjected hugs so much he mastered the art in illusion. 100

[@prashikjadhav3954]

@@thelolmaster1997 massive difference between getting a hug and getting her to sit 10 inches apart in a car

[@omiehomie4542]

Love at 0:09 he says women and the crowd goes "hahahaha"

[@kajirokasuna7260]

Women☕

[@fractal6929]

Women ☕

[@joicore]

Women ☕

[@SiddarthSenthilMurugan]

Women ☕️

[@kingghidorah5213]

Women☕

[@LunarStrike]

The real question is which one is more expensive

[@motefakingreal]

The man

[@FuelAirSparkTime]

@@motefakingreal wat?

[@muzammilsiddiqui8597]

🤤

[@johnhorton9637]

The woman

[@mohammedehtesham2661]

If you buy the car you'll get the other item free.

[@kip6467]

Next up on Top Gear: we have a quadriplegic VS A Japanese Bullet Train. WHO WILL WIN???

[@0000-z4z]

If the quadriplegic falls down, he actually has a very great acceleration.

[@Hello-yr1ux]

Hahahahahaha

[@scarslikereminders]

Is this a j- You know what, nevermind.

[@rjheiselt1222]

Steven Hawking’s ghost in a math race against a train?

[@rjheiselt1222]

Rip SH

[@thedevilofhellskitchen2593]

I never realized Australia is that big, l can't take my eyes off it.

[@uhno4799]

Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Defnetlynotken]

B00b joke

[@lordsiomai]

Same

[@priyanshugupta9809]

Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ok6114]

Goddamn this vid made me so horny

[@lw216316]

Had an intelligent donkey relative stop to talk when I was out running. I challenged him to a race to the next utility pole. Blew his doors off. Best race I ever had.

[@Jon14141]

Nice

[@dantesatriatama]

0:41 : when you not having any relationship for 20 years straight

[@K9B8H6]

so basically since i was born

[@patric_forreal]

"Now We Gonna Need A Woman" Lol am 19 hopefully few months later that statement to me will be true 😂😂😂

[@mrrob8263]

😂😂😂

[@billboardbraggins1443]

@@patric_forreal So in a few months you're planning on still needing a woman ?

[@patric_forreal]

@@billboardbraggins1443 According To The Main Comment from Dante, Well Probably! Lol 😂 😂 😂

[@willk3807]

"I could just sit here and watch this" Everybody...thats why I clicked

[@stevenwilliams1805]

It is

[@Samousis]

0:55 oh i see...

[@codythedoggo7671]

Lmao

[@rall2184]

LoL

[@EggyBoi]

Boing

[@TokiHeir]

lol

[@raghavkamath]

*Bounce

[@V10Krazy]

WHEN WAS THIS EPISODE? TOP GEAR CAME TO MY STOMPING GROUND? Wow what a time to have been alive.

[@CaptainCandycorn]

Michelle Jenneke for anyone wanting to research for science

[@Bodybuildingleague]

Thanks, women science is amazing!

[@lalloo93]

Christopher Nasseri nah i'm good. I got photographic memory.

[@bvdatech1]

would love to probe for science lol

[@iameartchan]

Christopher Nasseri i owe you my soul

[@Yorgos2legit]

Michelle jenneke

[@wolgrave3016]

that "AUSTRALIA" writing on her shirt is so interesting i cant take my eyes off it...

[@lukemilner9787]

Yes indeed. Very nice font 😂

[@bikoiscrazzy4007]

because you love australia

[@thelastking7975]

lol

[@kafkaesk3449]

SIMP

[@haydent1822]

yes yes I'm a proud australian its quite nice to read it on her shirt

[@kickpunchgaming9623]

2:49 he wants a hug didn't he

[@MALI-yr8wg]

shit lol

[@atoirakamuela6097]

Feel sorry for him

[@Leaf8823]

China man

[@balasankarajith2923]

@@Leaf8823 wut?

[@sheyringhang2269]

Oh..haha...yeah he does

[@netflixandchinchilla]

Forget the warm-up routine. I just realized that I and everyone I've ever known have been saying 'Nissan' wrong my entire life.

[@rileyadams9634]

can we talk about how the editors gave us a slow mo at the end yall the real mvps

[@killingfrenzy5443]

_"The question is, did Jeremy organise that rather pointless race just so he could see Michelle's warm-up routine?"_ *ILLUMINATI MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

[@williama6653]

And to watch that ass run back when he was in reverse. Pure genius. Lol

[@Icetea-2000]

Definitely understandable

[@Josh-fj9hi]

No doubt he did

[@ishrakarib]

@@Josh-fj9hi MAYBE WHO KNOWS

[@based_male9293]

Vsauce intro intensifies

[@crozraven]

So . . . Where's the 10 hour video of "the warm up routine" then?

[@KingSteve2003]

Someone should make one

[@b1zika]

If you ask me a 10 hour version of her being introduced would be much more satisfying

[@truth2972]

@Hits509 • ewwww.

[@durgeshsharma3819]

@Hits509 • i hope you wind up task in 3.5 mints as well... Check this out kzbin.info/www/bejne/nnq2d2SVf8-Lqbs

[@sar_ptolemy]

"hmm whys this the most viewed (short) top gear clip on youtube?" "oh thats why"

[@jimbobjunior.]

"we'll never know" except we all definitely know! 😂

[@kebigelow97]

I read the comments until I found what I was looking for. I knew somebody beat me to it.

[@morscer9281]

‘Car vs woman’ Was expecting the GTR to run her over

[@woodybuzzofficial]

Lol

[@antonzinn2293]

She is lucky that wasn‘t a mustang

[@raspiankiado4658]

@@antonzinn2293 Bestiality. I don't know but that's what happens in a Woman vs Mustang situation.

[@RynoJ5]

Yeah come on

[@TSWDaddi95]

Yeah i was kinda let down smh..

[@marklawrence855]

At the end of the race, he was trying to get hug from her lol 😆

[@jamesb7205]

Don't think so. More like presenting. But he does hug people a lot on top gear so 🤷‍♂️

[@AthleteAura69]

he wasnt she thought he was but then he put his hand on his forehead saying loser

[@SensitiveDilemma]

So?

[@abecadlo15]

@@jamesb7205 It looked like he was testing the waters, seeing if she's going to go for it

[@AbdessamedGourlat]

He was about to, but he did the right thing eventually.

[@nonyabiz9487]

Im just happy that at 40 i could still keep up with her for a little while that is... and thoroughly enjoy being in second place!

[@liquidfps9068]

0:56 Damnn!! Those are faster than the GTR

[@takuma8974]

She *Did* start faster than the GTR funny enough.

[@liquidfps9068]

暁Ichimatsu暁 you didnt get the *JOKE*

[@user-nb6st6xq7m]

暁Ichimatsu暁 he startel off slow

[@liquidfps9068]

You guys didnt get the joke smh

[@sharadbagadi6382]

Start is faster than Car

[@nurimanemir6633]

all i see is "AUSTRALIA" 😊

[@witherhoard5333]

Nothing is more australlian than this video and that shirt

[@autumnisbetterthanspring]

Those wanker spelled it wrong, it's actually straya mate!

[@moisyasya1734]

BOOBS

[@aayushdas19]

Surely you mean to say Austria.

[@mejji3279]

Woah! Australia is bouncy.

[@jeremydespair]

Nissan GTR : Oh are you here for our team or wha- Woman : I'm racing Nissan GTR : But where's your ca- Woman : *I'm racing*

[@austin5630]

Ive got to say, for "bang for buck" the Nissan GTR has always been one of the first cars to come to mind. I hear they handle incredibly well, and seeing their accelaration and launch is awesome. It would be weird driving on the other side of the car tho... j.s.

[@josephilsley3028]

Bronzed, athletic beauty - Tick. Aussie accent - Tick. Green and gold short spandex - Tick. I think we have a winner here!

[@WarThunder-zt4xw]

Lol! You have excellent taste my good Sir!

[@tupolev.designs]

I liked the car

[@koshun84]

i would take even half of that car over her any day of my life.

[@Bretaxy]

Gullible people

[@ceilingunlimited2430]

Pretty sure we were all winners in that race.

[@mdctt9021]

Who would win? A powerful monster that will eat your money or the gtr

[@metroboomin3990]

date a woman that isnt broke then

[@EbolaSquirrel]

@@metroboomin3990 Good luck finding one at all,especially with that pfp.

[@metroboomin3990]

​@@EbolaSquirrel yeah im sure your profile pic gets all the ladies

[@deadnan5224]

Chef Boyardee what actually is your pfp lol

[@taki0ps230]

@@deadnan5224 looks like an old aviator helmet though I could be entirely wrong.

[@zuluenigma9640]

Her face is very aerodynamic.

[@Chino56751]

+Brady Batease For speed.

[@tarunbirsingh6384]

Yea her boobs too😝

[@djnismothedon4233]

+Brady Batease tits add a bit of dragg

[@Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod]

Usain Bolt or it didn't happen.

[@michaelreinhold75]

Soluchi {Michael Jackson Lookalike, Dancer, VFX} aa

[@happalula]

usain bolt is no woman......

[@michir6279]

he said or it didnt happen

[@9yota592]

it's gotta be black on black

[@loading..7627]

Boosnarfus batman?

[@forexsniper6061]

He literally had to organize an entire event just so he could get laid

[@baileysmith4744]

TheVoice OfTruth, wait... so HE could get laid? does this mean he was the one getting done from behind?

[@serps2833]

@@baileysmith4744 yawza

[@rhuttrho88]

Genius!

[@randomhuman97]

I thought it'll be a drag race

[@mrRandomvideos1]

lmao you think she let him hit ? yeah right she didn't even want to hug him there at the end im surprised no1 else mentioned it lol

[@ARMYTRIX]

Haha, I'll just sit here and watch this actually!

[@PureReluctance]

ARMYTRIX quote that or that is plagerism...

[@woowoeishyang1399]

ARMYTRIX Not (this),but(her).

[@russoformoso]

I subbed to you

[@sikaerkki666]

who wouldnt,

[@OakedRS]

Hey m8 can I get an exhaust.

[@dailycarfails6774]

Two beauties racing each other, love it!

[@dailycarfails6774]

Oh, the car is pretty nice too ;D

[@kalebvick]

"No, I didn't watch most of that video on 0.25 speed."

[@hdjfjd8]

😂😂😂

[@PaulA-zp7hn]

Now that is an idea!

[@firsfnamelastname8490]

Ahahaha writing this comment with left hand only

[@beardieboi420productions]

@@firsfnamelastname8490 😳

[@kakalimukherjee3297]

@@beardieboi420productions he's holding the Holy Bible in the other you unholy heretic!

[@FlashOfBlood]

"The question is, did Jeremy organize that rather pointless race just to see Michelle's warm up routine" Yes, yes he did.. well I sure as hell would lol

[@fishsayswhatsgoingon]

... or to ride a GTR.

[@farmsgrace341]

@@fishsayswhatsgoingon he already drove the gtr and it nearly broke his neck.

[@henryshu6265]

Well, that's actually what makes James funny lol

[@MichaelMa]

I think he wanted a hug, but was shut down. 2:47

[@normanroxrox10]

nah he always does the arms wide open thing. Just watch top gear xD

[@uzhoutx]

Michael Ma She was going for a hug but reacted after she was greeted out loud with "Loser!" I reacted myself! 😬

[@strider029]

Uzo .I Jeremy already said that he is no gentleman so he do not need a hug.

[@steventhompson9783]

Michael Ma yep

[@rafinhasan9554]

Michael Ma r

[@frankperez1408]

Damn she was still super fast in comparison 👏👏👏

[@Hari-bn2cy]

@0:57 *The suspension works great🚘*

[@CommonKai]

# HaRi # hahaha

[@viktorpavic]

😂

[@someguy2744]

The amortizer is a bit dodgy.

[@sameerramdeen477]

Oml

[@ggaurav8032]

lmao I died 😂😂😂

[@ComeWhatMay11]

I'm here for the sexual jokes... not disappointed.

[@hamedmmk3589]

The best comments ever

[@grzk]

Dishwasher VS car

[@jordansant444]

Liazned Washington (

[@DemiGod1985]

That desperate open arms at the end where Jeremy wanted a hug and Michelle just ignored him. Ouch.

[@quintijnkroesbergen5611]

Soo awkward. I was expecting it to happen though

[@crypticabyss1013]

@XGamerX yeah and I think that makes him the loser in this scenario

[@centerflag982]

@XGamerX The joke is now solidly dead, congrats

[@prodachoui]

@XGamerX This↑

[@SavageKillaBees]

Lol no pay attention closely. She was going to give him the hug - HE cut it off and did the Loser thing. It would have been so awkward him hugging a half naked girl it was a smooth move

[@arnav6046]

0:50 guy just violated the whole women community 💀💀💀💀

[@luhvxyr7145]

0:55 is just calming to watch 💀

[@raymundernielarioque1903]

Play it on 0.25x speed then its perfect

[@brandonscott6606]

I've had anxiety for months and it's just....gone...

[@annaleemarsh3385]

i hate all of you

[@lordsiomai]

Instant cure for depression

[@clerns]

KZbin Recommendations 2014: KZbin Recommendations 2019: I hear you like fast women and even faster cars...

[@countchocula5379]

“How was your day today?” “Fine... *chews food* How about you? ” “Fine as well. I got a latte, picked up a few odds and ends, raced a car... “

[@Rose.Of.Hizaki]

wrestled a koala, you know... Aussie stuff

[@s7md280]

Who’s here after she fell down in the 100m hurdles in the 2024 summer Olympics 😂

[@Areyouserious1]

0:56 Oddly time slowed down there for a sec

[@bikoiscrazzy4007]

Lol Quagmire

[@Mohsin_Ali]

Play 0.25x speed at 0.55 secs and enjoy.

[@gortoncurbcrawlers4802]

Mohsin Ali the peado hunters should pay you a visit 🤮 or are you part of the Rochdale grooming gang

[@taliyahseason9149]

God bless you my lord

[@s4har4]

@@gortoncurbcrawlers4802 shes legal dipshit

[@gortoncurbcrawlers4802]

Murcielago LP92 she probably is but you gotta be hella desperate to be sitting at home watching her in slow motion 😂😂

[@j11_pro]

And 3:03

[@Reformist101]

2:08 she's cheeky..love her

[@joskethegreat4154]

Cheeky... And shiny... What a beautiful car isn't it

[@korinostream]

Wow, do you say your prayers to your allah with that lustful mouth?

[@joskethegreat4154]

@@korinostream remember to stay halal, my brother. Bismillah

[@pakbrawl8516]

@@korinostream What the hell is wrong with you? Do you think about sex when praying to cows?

[@Ghost-Call]

@@pakbrawl8516 not really , remember there's a difference of mentality between the cult and our "dharma" which ages to about 5000 years old and yours is a freshly released 1400 years back. 🤙

[@agassialves577]

I'm sorry, what race are you guys talking about... Me: watching the warmup routine

[@harikishore2514]

2:03 I don't know why I'm expecting car to warm up like her.

[@itza8334]

I want to Warm her up real good

[@RandomNorwegianGuy.]

This was the moment that Jeremy actually proved beyond any shadow of doubt that his genius is frightening

[@mehdi5710]

The question is : did Jerimy organized that rather pointless race just so he can see Micheal's warm up routine? we'll never know

[@edmund8954]

The question is: did you copy the top comment? we'll never know.

[@haribo_42]

Lol

[@ShiipChan]

02:03-02:10 ... Um.... I can repeat this forever 😆😆..

[@Kidd-sy7mb]

Simp

[@Garock01]

Absolutely nobody: KZbin: Nissan GTR vs a Woman

[@soyunbanano166]

Old momo. 0 laughs Like Jurasic Momo

[@Chann0097]

Well your either subbed to this channel or some one your subbed to is subbed to this channel

[@Hyge458]

Well why not

[@innersights4402]

Lol

[@Hyge458]

@@User-ws3jl why you liked your own comment?

[@chicken6944]

It was just click bait.... I never saw a Nissan in this video.

[@rjdatdude23]

you would notice the gtr if you wasn't staring at the chick

[@CookieGlass70]

swagg so smooth23 hahhaha

[@rjdatdude23]

that's not a gtr its a dodge neon 😂😂😂

[@andresrydzewski2732]

You are right, it is a Datsun

[@chrismcandrew6991]

swagg so smooth23 it even says GTR on it

[@jyw0000]

758 dislikes. 5% haters of Top Gear 5% trolls 10% who legitly dislike the video 80% internet feminazis who got offened by the title and didn't even watch the video.

[@lazyweapons]

*slow clapping* couldn't have put it any better

[@rizkyanuar]

Jonathan Y Wu don't forget all the jealous women

[@jyw0000]

Rizki Yanuar true. nothing finer than an athletic aussie lady (im american, if that means anything)

[@karancricketer]

lazyweapons hahhaahaah good one so true!

[@MrSupercar55]

+Jonathan Y Wu I hate feminists. They give gentlemen like me a bad name. They claim they want equality, but we all know what they really want is superiority over us guys. And Top Gear was a great program.

[@cosmobane6995]

I remember when this lady was everywhere. Glad she's still active

[@The_CIA]

*_Nissan GTR vs a woman..._* *_I thought it was gonna be a contest to see which one was louder lol..._*

[@Spirit123]

Underrated comment xD

[@flandy6166]

Sexist comments but funny at the same time

[@heatranlux]

@@flandy6166 learn to know what sexist means

[@dac518]

@@heatranlux it's sexist because women can't laugh at it xD hahahahaha

[@heatranlux]

@@dac518 i bet most of intelligent women (around 3% of total women)

[@holdmybleach2651]

2:02 I'm a big fan of dynamic stretches

[@someguy2744]

@Da Pwnerer Legend.

[@brunodominguez151]

@Da Pwnerer god bless you

[@SirThanxalott]

I can imagine Jeremy shouting "POWERRRRRRR!!!!!!!"

[@jcnot9712]

Lmao, he tried to go for that “where my hug at” like three different ways and got curbed four times.

[@zerotoo3583]

Nah its how jclarkson shows that he is right. He does this all the time at his shows

[@psychicspy1234]

Hai( yes in Japanese)

[@yalikejazz4380]

@@psychicspy1234 No (no in English)

[@Malvium]

@@yalikejazz4380 Da (yes in Russian)

[@shortmate8528]

@@Malvium nahi (no in Hindi)

[@matt8863]

Kinda surprised they couldn't find a better match for gorgeous Michelle Jenneke to host this...The bad flowered print shirt, Big pot belly, aunt Millie grey fro, and yellow cotton ball for a microphone??? Sorry, but I'm still laughing like hell.

[@smugjezza1311]

Everyone: talking bout the girl and the gtr Me: Jeremy made a race so he can watch a warm up routine. Classic Top Gear

[@shadow_man_02]

What were they actually thinking? That a person could actually beat a car?! 😂

[@BarthiArgento]

No. But if such a show would be entertaining - and it was! :D british humour as its best!

[@satvikraghav4507]

Cristiano Ronaldo actually did it I guess

[@dariocastro9079]

its a car runned by a person so there is also human error ... Men of culture have to know lets test with other beutifull ladys...

[@S.Trades]

It's all about the viewers! (The ratings). Who wouldn't want to see the stunning MJ, on a racetrack! Think about the TG audience.

[@joshbacon8241]

2:37 - Am I the only one who noticed that only one of the GT-R’s reversing lights was working?

[@wallerron]

I have sad news... you may or may not be straight

[@UshankaMaster]

lul

[@Hazelbeso]

Saheshnu sai Balaji I don’t know, maybe tuned cars like that only have one rear light for shedding weight.

[@francoscioli9078]

what GT-R, I didn't see one.

[@milto2011tito]

I think most europian standard cars have one reversing light

[@seed3803]

We all knew she was gonna lose, but stayed to watch it for something ;)

[@seed3803]

@Nick Hurst Yes buddy.

[@zjotheglorious]

the third Forgot to change acc?

[@seed3803]

@@zjotheglorious toooootally

[@R32-x9g]

I know wanted to see by how much the GTR would win by

[@seed3803]

@@R32-x9g exaaactlyyyy