Tortoise gets frisky with our Spy Robot Tortoise

[@certifiedsnail5842]

"Probably best to forget that ever happened" LMFAO😂😂😂

[@Firejowl]

Immortal Penguin savage

[@Amromio310]

❤️❤️🐢❤️❤️

[@elirangel2152]

Immortal Penguin yep

[@Catonatoilet]

I saw this right when the narrator said that! 😆🐢

[@Moxiisickagain]

Its like when ur uncle comes to your room

[@stevepensando2593]

"That can't be your girlfriend, son... It's just a piece of plastic!" "It's real to me dad!"

[@ra_alf9467]

"He can't be your boyfriend, girl... He's just a piece of plastic!" "Jungkook is real to me dad!"

[@stevepensando2593]

@@ra_alf9467 Except he's real, which makes it really creepy

[@raid--er4083]

@@ra_alf9467 Seriously...

[@ra_alf9467]

@Caster Gil first I want to apologize to all Kpopers out there. And second, I'm sorry about my english (I use google translate) Many Korean celebrities who do plastic surgery, and many Kpopers who idolize them, even idolize excessively. my friend showed someone's facebook post that is too idolized by Korean artists (but I forgot which one) whose post is very strange. he said Korean people are good at reading the Koran, diligently praying, obedient to parents, kind, and considerate.

[@ra_alf9467]

@Caster Gil haha, it's okay

[@anonymousmonkey9491]

spy tortoise is here to observe, and a little bit of extra hands-on experience never hurts.

[@cloudlesskey1294]

Oh my...

[@NessaOghomwen]

Anonymous Monkey bless you 👏 this comment has made my fucking life lol

[@infinitystormsafire2425]

The turtles thought that's fighter this is a female so the turtles did sex

[@MiraNecole]

@@infinitystormsafire2425 tortoise* not turtle sorry but it's best not to get the two mixed up because people have done stupid incidents when mistaking a tortoise for a turtle

[@ni06no]

@@MiraNecole what's the difference tho?

[@lonewolf2704]

I switched to porn when my mom walked on cuz it was easier to explain

[@hemis1861]

LONEWOLF hhhilarious and original

[@iwanttolickjosephshead9749]

The Cat In The Hat that was a joke

[@hemis1861]

Haley Goss Wouldn't really call it stealing.

[@ultromegus3134]

Edge nah not original, saw it once in old ray william johnson video comment before.

[@hemis1861]

yus bak No shit. I was being sarcastic.

[@armyoutcast846]

I think the sounds they make r definitely the funniest

[@ravn87]

So that's what "churring" sounds like. I always thought it would sound like a low grunt, not a high pitch squeak.

[@brigidtheirish]

Tortoise sex sounds like a squeaky toy!

[@infotvnet9651]

Eehhhh

[@AUserThatIsDeleted]

@@ravn87 it sometimes is a low grunt

[@suibian0073]

🤣🤣🤣

[@redz_1573]

And just like that a tool for documentary became a sextoy.

[@mk_rexx]

"Introducing spy human, with realistic reproductive organs for maximum pleasu-"

[@sunshinejividen2832]

TheZKing 26 😂🤣 lmfao !

[@Trigger__Happy]

MK Rex And it was sent by aliens to document human reproduction

[@Wild_Inconvenience]

Aye yoooo bro chill

[@geekdivaherself]

@@Trigger__Happy Explains a lot about California.

[@bog2127]

lol spy tortoise is isn't even alive and is already scared from that.

[@freddyfivenights9179]

Sauce And Corn Meal XDDDDDD your profile XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD hey old man jacons XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@joshuakimmich4486]

THE STREETS ARENT SAFE ANYMORE WHERE THE TORTOISE POLICE AT

[@miyanhassan4844]

Joshua Kimmich Legend says Tortoise police reached the scene after hundreds of years.

[@goldencollection2926]

Lol

[@Athena908]

The fucking noises the tortoises make during sex have me rolling

[@phaztom313]

Ehhh ehh ehh ehhhh

[@sterben8531]

Lyanna LOL

[@spectrum_p9102]

it sounds like he is so unenthusiastic like its a tinder date gone bad and he just wants it to end

[@Andrew89997]

Lyanna I have a tortoise and sometime he goes outsides and jumps a rock and makes Thoose noises...

[@TreeTopAJ]

Lyanna EH EH EH EH

[@chocoearly]

Male tortoise: this lady looks a bit off Male tortoise: I'd still hit it though

[@wanali4504]

Glad to see that humans aren’t the only ones like that

[@vallano8970]

EHH EHH EHH EHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@sekoukwesi9718]

LOOOL

[@TheToastOnFire]

*_EH_*

[@kass8428]

UniqueAce and i oop-

[@fazalncn8796]

ahh

[@afriendlybearlad8732]

*EH*

[@collinrichards7077]

The title should be "Spy Turtle Gets Raped"

[@itzmidomazamezo2273]

Collin Richards lmao

[@velazquezjeremy]

LOL!!! 👍⚡⚡

[@Sergio-fu7mv]

😂😂

[@audrey921]

don’t joke abt that

[@HanakkoLove]

@@audrey921 why

[@thesatanicgemsgroup5873]

I like how the robot turtle just looks at the the screen on 0:27 like wtf

[@calamitydoggo6973]

The Satanic Gems Group lol

[@thesatanicgemsgroup5873]

Like he was all like Immature just put my head in the way so you don't see the dirty business....photo bombers

[@slv6470]

😂😂 im dying

[@junkratatthespawnpoint4536]

*_”eH”_*

[@carnival-]

Fluttershy: tortoise....

[@seatbelttruck]

Makes you wonder what about spy tortoise led the real tortoise to believe it was female.

[@mechadoggy]

Maybe the lack of male pheromones?

[@ourtravelingzoo3740]

I’m guess odor. They have to smell real

[@gordon3186]

Who says he thought it was female?

[@gordon3186]

@Cringe Kid ---- Good for you.

[@louise1021]

I don't think it cared.

[@gooofballthegiraffe2965]

The noises they make are absolutely hilarious

[@Kancarus]

1:00 "Probably best to forget that ever happened.."

[@shadowwolfess4504]

Pebble The Gecko N E V E R F O R G E T

[@aidenbar511]

*eh*

[@Gnomodaluz]

@@aidenbar511 eh

[@PerfectlyFunctioningAI]

probably dismounted immediately after its stubbed its member...

[@Butterscotchgamer13]

YAS IM DEAD

[@SkrugMan]

MrDisgruntledGamer1 im reading this at 2:40 AM and im dying. that wasnt an ehh it was an ow.

[@GrabinGears]

Lmmfao 😂

[@evilbrynn3802]

Ouch!!

[@kirbynintendo995]

I remember that symbol,was it from a show called code lyoko

[@dailypamss6488]

I don’t know how I ended up watching these videos but I’m so glad I did

[@killbot1974]

Just what I wanted to see. Donatello's "O" face.

[@maybemaybemaybe3142]

@@CentralAerospace *1 year ago*

[@CentralAerospace]

@@maybemaybemaybe3142 *1 day ago*

[@maybemaybemaybe3142]

@@CentralAerospace My reply was within the same week. Yours wasn't even in the same year. Saying because it didn't seem you got the point of my comment. Person.

[@CentralAerospace]

@@maybemaybemaybe3142 first of all that comment was not necessary I know what you were talking about...

[@maybemaybemaybe3142]

@@CentralAerospace Don't be so asshole-ish then

[@lindseyosborn154]

The fact that this is David Tennant made it 100× better 😂

[@JohnDownerProd]

He's brilliant!

[@nihilblack4625]

@@JohnDownerProdHE IS always

[@Sk8rGamer]

Why do I feel bad for the tortoises embarrassment when he couldn't find a hole

[@moch.farisdzulfiqar6123]

It's a trap

[@Eliushkaaa]

@@moch.farisdzulfiqar6123 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sk8rGamer]

@Dan because he "pulled out" like 5 seconds later

[@pmz558]

@@Sk8rGamer maybe he does not want to pay child support

[@RyanSurfsYoutube]

Now he can relate to the struggle of some human males

[@Ramirez7182]

Spy tortoise was like : “Yo man Im just here to observe, what are you doing!”

[@piglin469]

lol

[@MarcoJ88]

@@piglin469 a

[@piglin469]

@@MarcoJ88 b

[@MarcoJ88]

@@piglin469 he

[@TonyaTko]

"Probable best to forget that ever happened" #ROTFLMBO!! 😂😂😂

[@rareshiny1945]

Spy Tortoise: Hey hey! Help! Stop that's my charging port. Real Tortoise: [making whisper sounds] Spy Tortoise: 😰 I didn't sign-up for this.

[@scottwales5966]

I can only imagine the film crew were wheezing when the cameras were turned off

[@manano06]

I KNEW SPY TURTLE WAS A FREAK! It's always the quiet ones.

[@sc-fx7cy]

Don't you mean... freak in the sheets? ;)

[@genesiss2126]

I remember one time I went on a field trip to the zoo. I was just walking around normally, when I heard,”EHH....EHH”. I turned around and saw a tortoise on top of another. I didn’t understand at the time. The chaperons just took our hands and lead us away from that😂😂😂

[@mehul_bahinipati]

Why did they do that

[@Spiderfan2115]

@@mehul_bahinipati They were literally turtles making love

[@mono-tone362]

"Thomas has seen enough, it's time for him to leave"

[@dulcealvarado9828]

Eh, eh, eh, eh,

[@Gnomodaluz]

Ag

[@sideways_chip_eater6420]

augh

[@adambruins]

Åüg˙h

[@The-Spaceducky]

Ack

[@User-ju9rv]

Phyuck

[@Goldenheart_345]

THAT SOUND. WHAT EVEN... OH MY...

[@danielcrowley7889]

Looked straight into spy tortoises eyes said "you're next"

[@sierramiranda8033]

Omg their moans have me crying 😂

[@ms.k7869]

why does he sound like my ex though.

[@leafmealone1365]

spell icup because your ex was a spy turtle!

[@ms.k7869]

Oh, that makes sense.

[@nicolochanleo5730]

Your ex was a turtle o.O

[@FishGuts92]

Lol

[@bean6453]

panic attack begone dumbass!

[@gbalo7429]

the expressions on the face and sounds are funny 😄

[@jackmitchum2043]

Wait are they having... oh yep they are

[@mintleafidk477]

Jack Mitchum yup, umm

[@_e_1657]

Ko-Co Cola because they’re tortoise

[@infinitystormsafire2425]

Yes they are having sex

[@introvertforlife898]

Jack Mitchum Mating which is normal and natural. I seriously don’t get why it became a huge deal

[@pigaboyAKAthecoolestguyonearth]

@@snwqwkbl diferent type of creatures have diferent type of reproduction, i think a good amount of animals reproduce that way

[@ADTribalChild]

"... Things don't always go to plan" is quite the understatement. The price to pay to study nature.

[@tjaye427]

Never heard a tortoise moan before, glad I can say I have

[@j-j8984]

0:56 The spy tortoise is like: NO NO NO NO NO! THIS IS *NOT* WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID I WANTED FIELD EXPERIENCE!

[@onyxsavior7179]

No one: Male tortoise: EAH

[@5turmundDrang]

"Spy tortoise is here to observe " What a perv

[@DaveKentLive]

Your work is incredible!!

[@caidycunt4559]

That's the funniest thing I've seen😂😂😂😂😂

[@ventiibun749]

"Eh" can mean different things 😂 think about that next time you or someone replies with "Eh"

[@ravn87]

So how was it. Eh. Eh, like in 😒 or eh like in 🐢? 😅

[@pxrplepxnther155]

I love your profile picture

[@Roger-hp1yg]

Spy tortise is like I didn't sign up for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Love the vids you put on here.

[@stxrmy6611]

someone make this into a meme pls

[@antieverything]

I will tomorrow lmao

[@seekerxiii]

@@antieverything Link it here please once you're done, thank you. :)

[@antieverything]

Had to change the title for copyright reasons but its the msot recent vid on my channel lmao

[@thedumbcat2138]

@@antieverything wha is the title name

[@piglin469]

@@antieverything give meme

[@darrendavies5704]

I can’t breathe when the tortoises “moan” 😂

[@notalessa517]

That moaning xD

[@vannesavsgames]

He's having some fun isn't he 😂😂😂

[@kellogscornflakes2430]

I've actually witnessed this happen (in a water tank) it was at the Taronga zoo in Australia and we were doing an overnight excursion and i slept next to a tank of miniature tortoise, and I woke up to quiet bumps and I saw this happening in the tank. Someone put a blanket over to give them privacy but it was funny as fuck

[@IIJoxyII]

"Dude, she's like, a robot." "I know! That's the best part!"

[@chris-mh9ul]

that tortoise was like "I CAN'T FIND ANY HOLES WTF"

[@Stillcurrentlyawkward]

I cannot! I'm dying laughing right now 😂😂😂

[@plantythefirdgy21lol55]

is just me or is the turtles moaning is cute?

[@unphazed_]

Its just you

[@plantythefirdgy21lol55]

well cuase i have disease wich makes evry sound i hear wierd or cute thank you captain obious

[@sac9162]

PlantyTheFirdgy21 lol sure you do lol. you just find turtle moans cute

[@alyssabullock6421]

Actually, I kinda agree with you ^.^

[@davidcain7761]

PlantyTheFirdgy21 lol so the sound of infants being slaughtered would still be cute because of your fictional disease? Sounds legit

[@DarkTigress]

"Girl, you got beautiful big eyes"

[@bentonduong9666]

Duh Duh Law and Order

[@martychcolate]

Benton Duong fuck I'm dying 😂😂

[@7Toxzic]

Benton Duong spy turtle souod never had went and in to look

[@armwrestlingfan6804]

"Oops! That wasn't a female!"

[@MarcoJ88]

Ee

[@ohiosooki6049]

Gender liquid

[@luvleyjae]

*Spy tortoise: Help pleaaaaaseee*

[@dapurmamagangpanda6235]

Omg, that tortoise's noise made my day

[@jazzy9781]

He even screams like it's good 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@huntercool2232]

A creature was attracted to something not real, but realistic looking to its own species. *Very accurate depiction of our generation today.*

[@DoggotheGamer]

Damn the tortoise did a one, two, three Eeehhhh and left before he caught a case 😂😂

[@natt1606]

0:29 Camera man: u good there bot? The robot: *yea im okay*

[@omg9123]

Found my tortoise watching this i will have to talk to him

[@yahuwah3174]

Sounds like the noises coming from my grandparents room last night.😂 @0:08

[@Gnomodaluz]

G

[@jackslepowron5905]

@@Gnomodaluz illuminati

[@myajonae]

Pretty accurate the male having a good time and the girl just sitting there 🤣🤣

[@Pokealex107]

Spy turtle getting more action than I will ever have

[@sanse7370]

that tortoise has been trough some traumatizing shit

[@Africanvillageactivities]

That's how they sound 😱😱😱 ,it must be sweet for them. Geez

[@georgenazarian4758]

I only came for the thumbnail

[@huntercool2232]

Guy who built the robot: “Don’t look at me, I’m not cleaning that up.”

[@Bathr0omtiles]

"Danm girl what chu packin in dat shell"

[@Pearl-_Perla]

HAHAHA!! LOL!!

[@theboiwithspeed3451]

Sticks d on plastic * Turtle: this doesn't feel right

[@alex_24824]

Lol, the sound the tortoise's make when they mate.. WOWIE

[@pestisdeathbird5058]

I'd hate to be the one to have to touch that spy tortoise after that happened

[@newhorizon1355]

0:16 that stalker in the club 🤦

[@hanaeve__]

Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah... Turtles Moan Apparently.

[@writercat_deadsquidstudios]

Fun fact: the sounds of tortoises mating were used to make the Raptor sound effect from Jurassic Park.

[@turkle.]

Lol

[@drewelldribblins7453]

Are you winning, son?

[@user-pd5vo1un5p]

they sound like old men... having...

[@BlackSabbath628]

I like how the tortoise awkwardly slinked off when he realizes he tried to shag a robot.

[@cooldudezemauri]

That spy tortoise got raped bro. I think you need a new one because it probably got busted all over it anus that wasn't even prepared. It's officially pregnant now xD

[@Snow_Sailor]

Poor spy tortoise tho- they were just chilling and then this happens

[@albertoguardado7938]

I can't! I'm just dying!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fishsticks_7405]

one thing i learnt today: Tortoises moan and they sound like an old grandpa doing it

[@tylerdaise4366]

it would be funny if the spy tortorise was like "nope nope nope so much nope gotta go fast"(rolls on wheels)

[@cjSamuil]

Left side of the brain:" You have an important exam tomorrow morning !" Right side: Nah, this is MORE important!

[@marianhernandez6655]

that tortoise thats saying "EHH" sounds like its about to throw the sickest rap in history ..

[@DeadPiixxel]

Boooooo👎

[@Censored4UViaGoogle]

I worked at a zoo and the Tortoise got down every day same time like clockwork. Loud as hell lol

[@FloatingSunfish]

_Spy tortoise is here to _*_obserrrve._*

[@zweetsouffle9567]

Opposing turtle: Well you look attractive!

[@laidbacklifestyle389]

Who clicked else clicked in this video just straight for the comments?😂

[@CitizenKahne1992]

SPY TORTOISE HAS NOT CONSENTED TO THIS.

[@vixenkitsune9510]

Story time! Me my dad and my 3 siblings were at the zoo one day it was really hot and I was visiting the snake exhibit for a project I was doing on the Venomous snakes of Georgia. During our time inside of the reptile house we heard a loud sound coming from outside it sounded like this (UUUHh UUUgh). We assumed it was either a lion or a tiger because it kinda sounded like when they chuffed because they cant purr the. When we exited the exhibit we looked over and 2 of the tortoises outside were in a strange position (one on top of the other) . I immediately realized what it was but my family however though they were playing. Then they made the loud sound that we heard inside of the exhibit. I was dying with laughter while my family looked at me like a crazy person. I could barely tell them that they were mating. My family then also died with laughter because then the Tortoises made the sound again. I took a video of the sound (Not of them mating) and I played it during our family dinner. My family that wasn't at the zoo were wondering were it was coming from due to me hiding my phone under the table. My dad and my siblings however burst into laughter. I swear my dad was crying. Either way we told them what happened at the zoo and now we have a funny memory that we still tell even though it was over a year ago.

[@CosmicManIta]

Male Turtle: *I want dance with you, lady* Spy Turtle: *Pervert* Male Turtle: *Oh shitshitshitshit*

[@fourdoorsmoresmores]

"As a public service, we've created this video, so that you and your friends and family can stay aware about turtles and maybe even have a little fun."

[@berlynify]

.. anyone else relate? "ehh...ehh..ehhh" (mouth open, tongue poised to fall out) - LMAO!! Thank you for posting..don't feel so alone now 😂😉🤗

[@hanimbocugu1996]

Poor spy tortoise-

[@DuncanDonutzRAWRXD]

That's how you can tell that your spy bots are very convincing

[@maggie4806-k8h]

People always be liking those big eyes

[@defaultgaming-gamesandmore4270]

so this is what it feels like to be a Ninja Turtle.

[@cobrazki]

I’ve never laughed so much before, thank you for recommending this weird shit to me yt