X12 - CeWEBrity Profile - Tosh.0

[@twenty__3]

I saw this guy do a wheelie on a unicycle....he’s a bad man

[@kevynhansyn2902]

Thats just a hell of a feat if i may say so myself.

[@qazmko22]

I saw this guy use pepper spray to season his meat. Badass

[@shealarson2635]

I saw Chuck Norris punch himself instead of letting this guy punch him.

[@TWOhype23]

Dude was spot on saying 3,200 pounds for an Altima

[@bradleysmith9431]

This guy has ran back and forth so much, he has worn a dirt path in the ground 😆

[@CoryMacVie]

I can't believe his dedication.

[@mflance7197]

If I had a mind like his I'd probably be happy because everything I did I would truly believe I did something special . He is living the dream single childless and a iq of 75 to 80 .

[@nestorhermosillo8915]

Nice observation! 🤣🤣

[@WhiteOutEntertainment781]

I'm all for a full blown X12 movies with Tosh as the antagonist haha

[@joetorre102]

“What bad guy would you wanna fight” “ a terrace”

[@CHr1516]

"What bad guy would you want to fight" "Joe Torre"

[@ejcejc4113]

He's fighting back that brain freeze so hard 🤣

[@Lakimbah]

X12 is a damn Legend. He once tied my and his own shoes at the same damn time.

[@Virtual_Villain]

🤯Damn!

[@chickennuggetscoon6900]

Not to mention Elon Musk named his child after him

[@Lakimbah]

@@chickennuggetscoon6900 hahaha

[@bradking420]

Is that why yall was tripping so much?

[@michaelwilliams807]

7:47 is the funniest punchline ever. “I dont think x12 can tie his fu**ing shoes!” Hahahaha

[@the_traveling_texan]

Tosha’s ability to have fun with him and not just poke fun of him is awesome

[@ernst91]

The one I've been waiting for.

[@chrisc1760]

Me too

[@Handlesaredumb69]

#metoo

[@yamaoka6895]

Seen this 6 years ago and just remember this

[@petereinhardt]

Same this is the best cewebrity profile hands down

[@yamaoka6895]

@@petereinhardt fax

[@samson9535]

My favorite Tosh character find. I can't stop laughing.

[@americannightmare2109]

X12 gone give it to ya!

[@anthony4308]

RIP

[@RobbyMondayy]

@@anthony4308 FACTS. RIP X

[@TWOxTONE_773]

This comment is underrated as hell. On that note RIP DMX.

[@ashephard0035]

X12 needs to be the next Avenger and he needs his own spin off on Disney+.

[@mevanking2105]

The only clip I have re watched on purpose.. absolutely gold

[@davidr.2408]

X-12's real super power is giggling. It's so infectious.

[@e.alienejones994]

It is hard to handle but then again I laughed

[@Tank_sgv]

😂😂

[@wutflex]

The average weight of a Nissan altima google results. 3,208 to 3,461 lbs

[@mten6968]

I was just about to make a post about googling “curb weight Nissan Altima”

[@timnor4803]

X12 is vindicated 👍🇺🇸

[@danielboone8435]

@@gsesquire3441 the man is a tenth level genius and there's no denying that, he literally pushed a Nissan Altima out of flood waters, calculating the weight as he pushed, then subtracting the estimated weight of the driver, which i am also sure was spot on

[@kevinkornmeier6205]

Tosh: Car X12: Get out the way 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kylepolins6330]

As a service member im not surprised this dude served in the army probably a grunt that got hit in the head 1 too many times

[@Floridaman6815]

Bros tbi has him thinking funny

[@Marsofark]

When he did the fast walk I spit water on my phone 😭🤣

[@shanecarubbi7864]

X12, a true legend.

[@moonbull3137]

I can sleep soundly knowing this man is keeping the streets safe

[@thedude5472]

This dude is pissed at Tosh for being on the show. His website says so...yes X12 has a website. 🤣

[@thedude5472]

Even better... I just looked at his website again and he's trying to make it seem like it's a racially motivated fanbase making fun of him. 🤣

[@barbecuesauceeyebrows8254]

Thank you for telling me. His website is great

[@kodiak6198]

What’s his website? I can’t find it

[@barbecuesauceeyebrows8254]

@@kodiak6198 look up x12 superhuman.

[@jasontaylor5061]

Geeze what a tool. No wonder why so many people hate vets.

[@clipsedrag13]

dudes diet is fucking amazing. im eating most of what he said and didnt realize how funny it sounds

[@stufoo]

subway foods

[@t.b.8837]

What did the army do to this guy? 🤣

[@MrHartApart]

Gave him superhuman abilities, duh!

[@THEandrewMillet]

That's classified.

[@AnN-py2em]

You’d be real surprised who they actually recruit... I’ve seen worse

[@brayerkh]

Once had a guy with very severe autism in my platoon at basic training.. Don’t think he ever graduated BUT, it still amazed me how this guy got as far as he did. He literally almost graduated, kind of scary.

[@sooneralpha405]

Actually went through basic with a guy that looked EXACTLY like X12. His name was Combs. He almost killed himself and the drill sgt at the grenade range. Good times!

[@alexzabel6044]

"Did you push it deeper?" Im dead.

[@KJTEJ]

"I'll babysit you X12" 🤣🤣🤣😭

[@MrCanadian14]

Think the military might have dosed this guy a few too many times. 🤔

[@overseer222]

His Face when he goes through the door and sees X 1 through 11 😅

[@bennbutters2578]

He’s right about the weight of a Altima 😂😂

[@mcmclear]

He’s right about the weight of a Nissan Altima: 3208-3461 lbs

[@thisismynamepal]

Not to validate stereotypes, but something about him makes me believe he could move that much weight

[@e.j5813]

Do I believe it? Yes

[@joelcardona1519]

People still remember the X12 legend

[@halofreak644]

One of my favorite comedians of all time 😂

[@jaredandrew9906]

Daniel Tosh is an agent of Chaos. Love you dude haha

[@LoveMae1222]

X-12 saves puppies, hugs them to death! 😂😂😂 I've always loved "hug to death" funny how they used it here 😈

[@nickchronias9546]

Tosh is generous. Miss u Tosh. Be cool to X12 ppl!

[@ninjanateb420]

Deadpool is the Tosh of superheroes. So don't clown too much on Ryan lol

[@jr2904]

I thought that joke aged well lol, obviously before Deadpool came out

[@blakehaun972]

For real though… this dude with his belief in himself could probably actually rip someone in half.

[@DugEphresh]

This guy was the best EVER, Still is!

[@MB-qt3fo]

After looking at X12's website, it sounds like Tosh is X12's evil nemesis.

[@theo.g.441]

Man he hates tosh. He claims tosh was making fun of him cuz he's black. I was gonna leave some really mean comments on the x-12 vids but he turned off comments to every single vid. X-12 is superhuman but cant take insults

[@marcclay9125]

One of my favorites

[@BobbySacamano]

Wait, doesn't this guy's brother flawlessly move into and out of balloons?

[@killingspencer6416]

Hope this dude lives a solid life in his own eyes and is happy for the most part. The real funny part though.....is he's not talking about everyone. Other way around with mostly shitty lame regurgitated jokes. If you're reading this x12......keep on keepin on. Don't let the haters get ya down.

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

Yup. Keep living in your fantasy world!

[@MrStrife622]

@@themonsterunderyourbed9408 That's everybody though

[@lendog203]

X12 - The only human Chuck Norris is actually afraid of.

[@jayteebee1334]

I bet if he actually looked up the weight of a Nissan Ultima his mind was blown to find out at the lightest it's 3244 lbs 😂😂

[@johnyoung2702]

Who let that man take control of a plane?

[@punemax]

This dude made a whole website about how he feels disrespected. But he went twice on the show.

[@alejandroavila9940]

I’ve been looking for this one for a long time

[@michaelmonkey6541]

This is so great....

[@n00n1n]

Oh my gosh, Hormel corned beef and hash with butter and hot sauce. P.S. he was spot on. Nissan Altimas weigh 3208 lbs.

[@MYNAMECHEF_FilthyFrank]

I absolutely love X12 xD

[@deanraney1049]

Fried okra good af ngl

[@ejcejc4113]

I fucking love x12

[@amphg7647]

I’m guessing this came out before Deadpool. I forget sometimes that this show had been on for fucking ever; not that Deadpool is a particularly old movie.

[@Xomarshy42]

I hope X-12 saves me from dying someday👌

[@Konglomerant]

I wonder if X12s hat is “STOLEN VALOR!!!”

[@lilcriminals101]

Hope not

[@dee_gee_bee6072]

Chuck Norris had to officially retire - because X12.

[@tsuneomccormick115]

With all these super hero movies, when is X12 gonna get his movie?

[@DomesticTourist001]

Nissan Altima do weigh 3200 lbs. this guy checks out.

[@lifeisa.smalllesson4607]

2021 in a nut shell... Me as a young and sexy successful man will be alone while the x12 has his girl of choice! Lmbo

[@613lcd]

He's like the Toxic Avenger without the Toxic.....or a modern day "blankman"......Lol

[@thirdbird1863]

God bless his heart ❤️

[@thatguyoveryonder]

The best one I've seen!

[@JM-yx1lm]

7:10 that paper is a jail intake form. It's hilarious to read all the stuff on it.

[@nopenope5042]

Tosh is surprisingly a really good guy. He should come back if these other hacks are getting play.

[@fanoboss]

HOW MUCH LONGER BEFORE THE START OF THE NEW SEASON MR TOSH ?

[@rapperc18]

Comedy central canceled it all thanks to cancel culture

[@t16205]

Its over, SJW cancelled comedy all together

[@rapperc18]

So the next time you vote Democrat you will get High gas prices and canceled TV shows that only a fraction of the population wants off the air.

[@joelsbowlsarejoelsgoals9636]

@@rapperc18 thank you. Has no one noticed the gas prices immediately went up?

[@thisismynamepal]

@@rapperc18 i thought he was moving to another network

[@chickenpopeye9037]

Thanks to this guy I now believe that I am x9

[@johnforhan7087]

The days before Van Wilder played Deadpool…..

[@jayrodz3122]

I don't think X12 can tie his own FUCKING shoes 👟 haha 😂 💀

[@peterjarnes25]

I thoroughly enjoy his demeanour.

[@anthonyhewitt9397]

X-12 =INSANE BOLT

[@rustyegg2383]

thats a heavy car

[@stonebone316]

Turns out van wilder makes a pretty damn awesome superhero

[@jr2904]

*antihero

[@CamsWildVidz]

This was good

[@Opethianaut]

Loved this one 👍

[@ABCDEFGHIJKELA...]

He has an Army Vet hat on, I'm worried there may be an actual horror story behind this. I hope not, was kind of hoping he would ask him about his time in the service, I'm sure there's a good story there, possibly not so funny though. He looks happy, that a super power on it's own, imo :)

[@TheChrisLeone]

This better actually be run by Daniel, I doubt it honestly. I'm sure Comedy Central will continue to milk Tosh.0 for revenue even with them canceling it

[@joelbarker9989]

Id rather walk through hell with gasoline draws on, rather then go against with x12💀☠

[@corbman9049]

He looks like Black Karl Childers. I go off summers to rescue these kittens and eat French fried Pertaters.

[@MrT6R6E6Y6]

We both served at Fort Dragg and we're both zapped .... X-13 ... hold my beer.

[@chickennuggetscoon6900]

This is who elon musk named their child after

[@dotcom9601]

X-12 I'm looking for your videos love the content bro. We need more of You!!!. Thanks Tosh another great interesting find 👍 😀

[@StevieObieYT]

X-12 deserves his own Netflix show 😏

[@martas1981]

Is this tha guy who invented Bullet ball ?

[@locoritto]

Mah point

[@brandon5259]

X12 uses motor oils

[@BobbL-tf3me]

X12 for president

[@redwood1133]

I fucking love X-12!!!!

[@Frankh747]

A real superpower is getting away with that scarf.

[@WdawgSmith]

lol hes actually right about the nissan altima....first thing I did was search for that.

[@dttheemperor]

I guess great power doesn't come with great dental plan. 😂🤣

[@victorledesma9995]

If he wasn't sore strong, I'd say he should be wearing a helmet.lol

[@chrismannifield3222]

Rock n roll mcdonalds, rock n wroll mrcdonald, ruck an rull mcdonalsh......

[@Anonymous_________]

If he ran 37mph, then my name is Lee Roy Jenkins.

[@gregc6034]

This is why I won't let my kids join the military. WTF did they do to him?

[@bendover8193]

He was probably like that before

[@jr2904]

The military didn't do this

[@elizahhoward3923]

I still can’t believe this guy was our president for 4 years

[@deadmeatjb]

This guys has a LOOOOOOOOOOONG essay about why he doesn't like tosh and feels owed money

[@JaimesTM3]

Is it publicly available? Lol

[@timnor4803]

Can you work up a quick summary?😂

[@thatguy746]

If you find his website and do some reading its kind of sad. He's obviously unwell. But if you Google x12 superhuman it will come up.

[@deadmeatjb]

@@JaimesTM3 just look it up, its on x12 site somewhere

[@deadmeatjb]

@@timnor4803 he rambles for a 10000+ words on how he was humiliated and disrespected even though he went on there twice, and how tosh deserved to be canceled bc they promote evil etc etc

[@LoveMae1222]

HOUSTON!! AYYYYYE! I wanna meet X-12!

[@SneakyG59]

Nice

[@bradking420]

The only reason this guy didnt get a brain freeze is because he clearly lacks the proper equipment...

[@Justinsatiable]

I really wish he would make more videos

[@ryandonahue285]

X12 is awesome