Explosive Microwave Glow Stick - Tosh.0 - Web Redemption

[@ThatJohnnyGuyyy]

Hahaha the dad sounds like a tv character, he's hilarious. "Not to mention it's all over your...awesome shirt."

[@WixkedLovy]

+Real Faction It's amazing how worried he is about the shirt while his son may be blind.

[@ThatJohnnyGuyyy]

+WixkedLovy yeah that is kinda sad lol

[@mauvedragontiddies9244]

*+Real Faction* Hey, you made this one song which was used in Castle Crashers! I ... um ... great job?! I bet you're tired of people like me.

[@ThatJohnnyGuyyy]

Der Slendy Yep i sure did! nah im happy to have fans. Just wish people would check out my other work xD i made that song under my side project Piercing Lazer, so im happy to say a new Piercing Lazer record is coming next month, previews on my channel :) thanks!

[@mauvedragontiddies9244]

Real Faction Yeah, I feel sorry for you. It's a little bit like PSY. No one cares about his songs except Gangnam Style. The Necromancer theme isn't even that good compared to some of your other work. Keep it up!

[@alissaperry7463]

its all over your awesome shirt! LMAO

[@RRaTTTa]

He seems like such a good dad, like, he didn´t even curse. Mine would have.. well, i don´t know. Still waiting to meet him.

[@baloog8]

I thought he said fossil shirt

[@joshuasanchez6158]

Alissa Per

[@lordenlightenedluciferian]

My stomach hurts!

[@royslapped4463]

Alissa Perry "I've got to see what to do dingaling!"

[@shawnconnolly5525]

“You are literally- Have your parents had you tested” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣☠️💀☠️💀☠️

[@369damnimfine5]

Tosh was flabbergasted

[@Jozezezeze]

Holy shit when his Dad came into the room like "God damn it Jack!!" I lost it.

[@matthewarnold4557]

Me as a father

[@jojodede8712]

“Architect manager”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-kk6ht1id5e]

Is everyone going to ignore the fact that this kid is only a sophomore in highschool when he looks and sounds like he's already out of college

[@DumbassPlumber]

Utterable Drip ^minus the fucked hairline.

[@XXkAoTIcDo0mXX]

I was 6'4 as a freshman in highschool...

[@SuchingYan]

really? a college grad shouldn't sound this stupid

[@HappiSushi12]

Utterable Drip He actually stayed back

[@johnchristensen5732]

Utterable Drip yes we will ignore that

[@zionbenitez479]

If Ryan Reynolds wasn't Deadpool, Tosh would be

[@na7ethegrea7]

Zion Benitez no...

[@connorarcher3452]

Zion Benitez he would be good as deadpool

[@TheSwiftSin]

Loool if you close your eyes and listen to him say shit I could see it

[@allychaos933]

Zion Benitez Tosh would be an amazing Deadpool

[@Automowdown]

Zion Benitez Daniel Tosh actually was considered to play Deadpool if Ryan Reynolds didn't want the role

[@toxicyouth94]

"That's a girl thing, men just use stovetops" "I realised that involved math so I decided I just want to be an arcitect manager" Ignorance is bliss.

[@commenter7893]

A manager would need more math...

[@bornfree8073]

Ever heard of a joke.

[@ryancritchlow7131]

I feel like most of the stuff Tosh said to him didn't even register.

[@eansba88-]

"They use stove tops... ovens are for women", "I swear, have you been tested?!" Fuuuck, I laughed so hard. He's usually not SO straight forwardly mean.

[@Brett_S_420]

Like his dad..

[@marcopinedo9716]

@Xx Yy oh the joys of being white lol

[@justsayin._.]

@@eansba88- "straight forwardly" U mean bluntly?

[@ibeg0ht]

Jack's a janitor now. He is not the brightest glowstick in the microwave.

[@TheR4k3]

You could have told me he was a state representative and I would have believed it.

[@jacobdockter3436]

how do you got the inside info

[@taitsmith8521]

@@TheR4k3 sounds more believable actually. Janitors actually have to accomplish something daily.

[@departedgardens9262]

the dad actually isn't a bad actor lmfao. hahah he really took his roll too heart

[@Desttoaster]

+Departed Gardens *role

[@Desttoaster]

+Departed Gardens *to

[@Desttoaster]

***** this was like 6 months ago lmao

[@ThePlayaSheepUnionlemonparty]

Desttoaster Irrelevant.

[@JACpotatos]

@@ThePlayaSheepUnionlemonparty you got your panties twisted eh? 6 months, 3 years, who cares

[@mark821ification]

this kid reminds me of kelso from that 70s show for some reason😂😂

[@marissac.5094]

OMG YES

[@Nick_308]

Marcos probably the same strain of high school stupidity

[@ryancarter2959]

Because he’s a dumbass 😂

[@joxysurge9631]

OMG totally! On Point!

[@aaronarevalo6512]

Red *dumbass*

[@schmidt640]

This show, and particularly this bit, were so absolutely amazing that it literally never gets old. You can tell Jack has done some real dumb shit as when the microwave literally exploded and projected shrapnel in their direction, he barely flinched. I'm not saying that's a good thing. Side note: Jack's dad might actually be a good crisis management manager. Dude stays calm under pressure!

[@TheUnknownsShow]

"crisis management manager" You can't just add "manager" to the end of something and pretend it's a real job.

[@seandavis908]

AM I EVER RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING JACK?

[@Brendini27]

AM I. EVER. RIGHT. DO YOU EVER. LISTEN.

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

HELP ME!

[@HigHrvatski]

SD Brand Said every dad EVAH!

[@meesterdinglefritz2064]

Clearly

[@round105]

To be honest every dad says it and in most cases he is wrong only because every teenage son never takes dads advice

[@jengildz9104]

" Soon as I hear this, you need to be tagged, yanked outta school, and put in Juvie.."....lol I'm dying

[@justsayin._.]

*flagged

[@MrMetonicus]

Seriously though, this guy takes "dingaling" to a whole new level.

[@captaininsano7100]

People only use 10% of their microwaves. MWUAHAHA

[@DaveRobinson.]

I would sub to comedy central, but theres too much other stuff they put out when I'm only looking for things like this.

[@Will-vl7cb]

and no key and peele. Rip

[@Guyver2391]

David Robinson wish you could sub to just certain playlists.

[@BURRDAWG_]

David Robinson and they put that land whale Amy vagina joke on their shit.

[@iangood7715]

David Robinson why not give new shit a chance ya never know what show you may end up liking. These people get gigs for a reason bro cha cho. Don't be close minded to comedy. It's a bad move

[@tangoalfa1970]

Yeah like Samantha B. She's garbage.

[@tucker4000]

"yea its gonna not glow for ever" "That was a good one" LMAO

[@tomwallen7271]

I wonder if he ever fulfilled his lifelong dream of being an architect manager.

[@Doomed-qu8yj]

Hes a janitor

[@Heyim18bro]

This kids literally gonna grow up to be a manager at a fast food restaurant and love it

[@gnlilu6972]

Rick and Morty TOSH.0 version! LMAO 🤣

[@AliAkkan0217]

I'm dead right now. I can't stop laughing at this. Most priceless footage

[@simonlindfors1346]

Putting manager after of a profession you want but are not qualified for and voila you are qualified. Solid plan actually

[@NickFirimonte]

If you're not qualified to be a manager, can you be a manager manager?

[@zh3497]

@@NickFirimonte assistant manager.

[@Tigerman1138]

Nick yes. It is called a position in “senior management.”

[@mattkl4292]

"Have you ever made anything in the oven?" "no I...that's a girl thing"

[@joxysurge9631]

Men are such great cooks , Tosh is right !

[@karimqk1895]

That's Ryan Lochte level dumb 😂

[@whos.smokey]

@@karimqk1895 just about the level of dumb you'd expect from someone who would microwave a glowstick

[@Tigerman1138]

And with that every woman in the world wanted to be his wife.

[@Middlenamejane]

No way. That's beneath the kid who won't study math and screams when dad doesnt help him fast enough. 😂

[@rich925cal1]

After watching soooo many of these tosh.0 videos, I now lower my volume three to four notches when I get the feeling the outro song is about to come on.

[@jnino97]

no

[@cesarcarbajal21]

"God damn it Jack" the Dad itself made me laugh!!

[@3jallenl]

"Yea it's gonna NOT glow, forever..."😂

[@Rocketjay12]

I think dad has an unhealthy obsession with Jack's "beautiful shirt" while the kid is rapidly going blind.

[@insolentish4529]

It was vineyard vines. Expensive as fuck.

[@jkalash762]

@@insolentish4529 pretty sure the dad's figured out by this point his son is a total loss anyways. The shirt is definitely more important.

[@cherishmerritt877]

@@jkalash762 the shirt is salvageable. The kid is a lost cause.

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

This dude doesn't look like he's in high school... Maybe a Sophomore in college...

[@alexz.1013]

Believe me, don't believe me. He goes to my school in Ohio, he's a sophomore in HS. He made the video for his girlfriend that lives on the street behind me so that he could help her make them last longer

[@anonx111]

Heizenberg Jr. wtf you talking about he looks like a senior in hs.

[@johnathondrews9879]

Heizenberg Jr. u still rockin wallabees?

[@Cole444Train]

Heizenberg Jr. he looks like he is in high school. that kid on a college campus would look out of place.

[@ElitesEngineering]

Alex Z. This video is like fucking 5 years old dude.

[@philc9305]

The reason they have to put warning labels on everything anymore.

[@oceanofoil]

I love how his dad is lecturing him while he's in pain 🤣

[@BigAC84]

lol right. Totally what my dad would have done

[@drizztdourden666]

Tosh is one of the funniest comedians,these are facts.

[@haranguemeringue8957]

The way the dad responded was reminiscent of, “why did I have a kid?!” 😂 I’m sure that poor dad relived those moments when his sophomore son told the world he wanted to be an “architect manager,” and that awesome male chefs only used the “stovetop.” 🤦‍♀️🤣

[@sennaipac]

Quit schcrewing around. You schcrew around to much.

[@poeticriffraff]

724warlord Why so harsh? You need to simmer down and enjoy life man SHEESH

[@sennaipac]

724warlord Touché.

[@christinemarie4486]

+724warlord Idiot, it was a Southpark character reference. #GAYFISH

[@coldbeervw]

+724warlord black.

[@TEAMCREAM_96]

+724warlord clever did you come up with that all on your own?

[@jcrowellz2000]

0:19 "Go*#*#$$#t, Jack!" I get the feeling his dad says that to him a lot.

[@hockeyprogoalie]

Google says hes 40 but i dont believe it

[@vanmorgan1867]

He's 39

[@14ricki]

King Morganite fu bitch I'm the king.

[@jandrade570]

King Leonidis nerd

[@14ricki]

jandrade570 KING of nerds, bitch.

[@GdoubleWB]

+hockeyprogoalie He seems younger because he's a moron.

[@thehobbit26]

couldn't stop laughing at the stovetop.part. "they do not use oven, they use stovetop"

[@patrickcoronado6315]

He's a sophmore wtf😂😂homie looks like a grown man

[@subg8858]

Face of a thirty year old, brain of a nine year old

[@papabird4425]

That's how people his age are supposed to look if they aren't low T.

[@chainsawdodge834]

Literally one of the funniest ones I've ever seen

[@danielbonham1466]

“He sees the prices coming in....” I respect that. Lol that’s so fucking true, any married men, you already know lol

[@daviddesantis4040]

This is like the Phil Dumphy for real life. I love dads that don’t swear in rage even when the teen sons are lol

[@HealHealBangBang]

Cracked me up saying that shit man.... Took a load from the incredible Hulk!!! That's some imagery! Love it 💚

[@Codidicus]

He went all Vanna White on those microwaves.

[@XXkAoTIcDo0mXX]

anytime I feel bad about my looks... I end up feeling better when I see a video with a handsome person who's as dumb as bricks.

[@rando3393]

Best part "have your parents had you tested?"

[@TheSharkshaw]

Omg when the microwave blew up from the fire work I lost my shit. the double microwave was hilarious to

[@labla8940]

Architect manager, this guy makes George Costanza look normal. I would imagine an Architect manger would have to know even more than an Architect. Maybe he can get a job with Vandaley Industries as an Architect manager

[@iihellionii9742]

“Don’t screw around. You screw around too much”

[@videoheap]

Injured ding-a-ling: Aaaaaaaaagh! Ding-a-ling's dad: Your shirt! Your awesome shirt!

[@ohtheblah]

Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday and architect. Oh and TPS reports...

[@Matthew-im4rw]

lmfao "I gotta see what to do with , DINGALING!!"

[@jonlamontagne2626]

The original video alone has amazing comedic timing!

[@13thvarebel16]

I don't even know where to begin with the layers of comedy in the statement "I'm a grownup who has a job" coming from Daniel Tosh 😂😂😂😂

[@Kari2025]

“I gotta see what to do, ding-a-ling!”

[@seminolethomas6075]

I soo glad this is a child still learning because I'm a lil worried about him.

[@royslapped4463]

I was bending one of those light sticks when I was 7 cause I thought I could make it light up again and the container cracked and squirted in my eyes. It hurt alot and blinded me for a bit. I can't imagine how it feels while it's burning hot. He's lucky he isn't blind!

[@mr.fairplay4800]

I swear the replay value is epic on this one

[@kneeltojesus8600]

So I'm thinking like an Architect Manager.

[@simple_networks]

I lost it when he put the smaller microwave inside the bigger one. Don't know why just really funny.

[@ldmt1995]

What happened with the loaded gun? I must know!

[@ericanshutz45]

TOSH,never a dull moment.

[@Unqualifiedmedicalperson]

A sophomore in high school? Kid looks like a friggin college student!

[@FailingArtist]

Tosh roasts this poor kid lmfao

[@throast5809]

That kid reminds me of Kelso from that 70s show

[@miguelparada2286]

0:23 Son: "It's in my eyes!" Dad: "I got to see what to do with this, dingaling!"

[@savagedragon79]

Sometimes I feel the microwave when I'm sitting outside like 10 feet away. I don't just hear it I feel it. Not always but it definitely happens.

[@Brett_S_420]

Synesthesia. Look it up. You might not be crazy.

[@savagedragon79]

@@Brett_S_420 thanks. I never heard of it but I read up and it's possible.

[@Brett_S_420]

@@savagedragon79 weird stuff huh? I don't/didn't say anything to people for the longest time about mine. I feel what someone else feels when I touch them. Everything from massaging my girlfriend to petting a cat. It's crazy.

[@Weoutherewildin]

@@Brett_S_420lol synesthesia would have nothing, I mean ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, to do with feeling a microwave from an extended distance.

[@Weoutherewildin]

No, you don’t.

[@derekweiser2947]

Hands down the best web redemption. Tosh at his best

[@johnoneill9902]

Get a 50 foot extension cord, a microwave you don't want anymore, cram it full of as many Fireworks as you can possibly afford, find an empty field near a power socket within the 50 foot range of the extension cord, set the microwave on high, crank the timer to max, plug the microwave in to the cord, plug the cord in to the wall socket, flick the switch. Thank me later.

[@unethicalgarrogate7567]

Someone's been watching a lot of 'Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?'

[@johnoneill9902]

Hayden Ahlbom aww thanks dude! 😃

[@hajjibarbara2900]

Thanks John.

[@Theonlymayz]

I OPENED THE 5TH DIMENSION, thnx bro

[@austinysla6331]

"You Ding A Ling" 😅😅😅😅

[@jasonastevens8220]

in Soviet Russia, glow stick shakes you

[@cditzler6313]

absolutely brilliant nuking a bomb

[@Golden_God_Untethered]

If you want to make a glow stick last longer you pop it in the freezer.

[@pabloo7422]

"doesn't it make you just want to curl up with a nice book, and put on some nipple clamps?" *BEST*

[@j.hernandez983]

I'm not sure if that elevator is hitting the top floor.

[@duckthegamer5396]

Right!

[@hommien8774]

"Looked like he took a load from" The Incredible Hulk ". Haha classic.

[@lametest916]

Am I the only one pissed off for not showing the microwave inside a microwave

[@kkoz66]

i really miss this show

[@LifeHolocron]

I know this guy in person lol, our entire school idols him just because he got to meet Daniel Lol

[@Koko-ql4fg]

Hey Seuss that's taught at home, homeboy.

[@thegnome9529]

How old is he?

[@DOLLBAY6981]

" if anyone knows how to deal with a crisis, its these kids from Isis"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@carolselfridge5925]

Jack maybe eligible for benefits, Lol.

[@guccigucci5002]

THAT BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS SHIRT

[@LaidbakZak]

This kid is not at all bright.

[@LukeTRandall]

7:00 Tosh may have had a moment when he thought he was going to die!

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

"Being an architect requires being good at math". So get good, brah.

[@maxwellarcher8815]

Why did you use quotation marks? You didn't come close to quoting him.

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

Max Archer My original intent was to just present that sentiment from a hypothetical person. It's just a response to anyone with that sort of idea.

[@maxwellarcher8815]

+PrettyH8Mach1n3 Thank you for clarifying. Misquotes are a pet peeve of mine, but now that I understand what your intent was I apologize for challenging you. Thanks again for the decent response, Sir.

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

Max Archer No worries! I completely understand where you're coming from. It's good to keep commenters honest, and I know I do things like this out of business or laziness. Glad I could clarify. Take care.

[@apeofearth]

Maybe it's because I'm high but that skit was hilariously written

[@crushingasmr3790]

Best Tshirt ever!!!!I I wonder if it's up for auction and if it is still glowing until now?

[@nsgxgmx]

This is awesome I can’t believe I’ve never seen the web redemption version

[@S4SK__1]

natural selection.

[@sarahfrom9683]

The loaded gun had me deaddddd 😂😂😂😂

[@claytrix55]

Can someone link me to where I can get Daniel's shirt?

[@rich925cal1]

no

[@109number9]

Check the free section of your local craigslist

[@insolentish4529]

I looked it up just to see how expensive it is... the brand is vineyard vines

[@REFL0X]

Insolentish Very. Expensive.

[@insolentish4529]

REFL0X I know ..I found the brand already

[@TheBobmoorensons]

A black light will make glow sticks and glow in the dark stuff brighter than any microwave!

[@cosmovedder1354]

Based strictly on the video, I thought there was a good chance that kid had 2 dads......2 beautiful dads.

[@canti6167]

Cosmo Vedder 4:24

[@wakawaka8257]

Bet that “my mom is dad” kid is having the best time hearing Tishri say “mike-a-wave”!!!!!!! Lmao 😂 I love ❤️ u Tosh !!!!!! But..... Holmes you too have a “speech impediment!!!” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@ricardodasilveira646]

LMAO, this was too funny! Nuking a bomb will turn it into a nuclear bomb! Hahaahahah

[@BigBass-xf5yi]

This was hysterical

[@Heritagepostfarms]

He actually sounds like a really cool kid. Love his sense of humor

[@wizcocain]

A small microwave in a bigger microwave hahahaha

[@boomer2131]

he really loves his shirt

[@SinfulBeamz]

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" Oh, you'd be surprised.